Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

I'll get that screwy wabbit this time!

[laughs cunningly]

Well, what d'ya know!

Breakfast is served!

And in such a nice, shady spot, too!

-I got him! -[thuds]

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Oh, Doc, this is pathetic.

That was the oldest trick in da book!

Right up there with, "Your shoes are untied."

[gulps] They are?

Listen, Doc, you gotta get with the times.

If you want to catch me, you got to modernize.

Modernize? Hmm...

Oh... [evilly] modernize!

[laughs maniacally]

[electricity crackling]

[ominous music plays]

It's alive!

Alive!

-[laughing evilly] -[electricity crackling]

[thunderclap]

[sighs] Dis guy's never gonna learn...

Ah well, more carrots for me.

[rumbling]

Nah... Somethin's different 'bout you, Doc.

Now I got you, wabbit!

Hey, what's with the tin can, Doc?

Well, you told me to modernize,

and what's more modern than a wabbit killing robot.

Get 'em, robot!

Oh, really--

[whirring]

Ahhh!

[bell dings]

Welcome to the Robot Pit Stop for all your robot needs.

Say, big fella, when was the last time you got a tune-up?

Looks like you're runnin' a little low.

You got a lotta junk in your trunk.

And, uh, hate to tell you this, pal,

but you need a complete overhaul.

[sputtering]

If that made you fall apart, wait'll you see my bill.

[laughs]

[robot beeping]

Mmm... What's up, Doc--

[low grunt]

Delicious nuts...

And bolts...

-[metal clattering] -Burp!

Yoo-hoo! Mr. Ro-butt!

[loud thud]

Well... Dat takes care of dat.

[rumbling]

What da... [bawling]

You can wun but you can't hide, wascally wabbit.

[robotic laugh]

[explosion]

[panting]

I don't get it. I just don't get it!

Imagine me, Bugs Bunny, gettin' trounced

by an overgrown bucket of technologies.

I'm throwin' every trick in the book at this guy.

And I should know... I wrote it...

[shrilly] What's goin' on here?

Am I losin' my edge? Am I gettin' old?

Am I losin' my nerve?

[spits]

Get it together, ol' boy.

Nah... I ain't losin' my edge. I still got it!

I have not yet begun ta fight!

Hmm... Let's see now... Explosive ceegar?

Naw, naw, naw, that'll never woik.

Painted tunnel gag?

Nuh-uh... Not my shtick...

The poipendicular Pennsylvania nosepincher?

[inhales excitedly] No...

What trick haven't I pulled yet?

[rumbling]

[laughs nervously]

Wait a minute, Frankenstein!

[choking] I just gotta tell you one thing.

Your shoelaces are untied?

[robot] Locating laces.

Wait, robots don't have shoelaces.

How could a robot fall for such an old trick?

Error! Error! Error! Error! Error...

Oh, my robot's ruined!

[crying]

Well... It's an oldie, but a goodie.

[theme music playing]

I claim this planet in the name of Mars!

[cracking]

Hmm. Probably nothing.

[cracks louder]

Um...

[nervously] Oh no, no, no, no!

[cracks louder]

Oh dear.

Hopefully no one thinks this is my fault.

[rumbling]

[screaming]

[theme music playing]

[yawning]

Sleepy time, here I come.

[knocking at door]

-Who could that possibly be at this hour? -[knocking continues]

Awight, I'm comin'.

Hold your horses.

Can I help you?

-Why sure you can help me. -[door slams]

You can help me help you.

How's that for a "how-do-ya-do"? Whoo-hoo!

Why are you knocking on my door this late at night?

Oh, that wasn't me knocking, chum.

That was the sound of opportunity knocking.

Opportunity?

That's right, my pajama-wearing prospect.

What I have here with me in my bag

is a product that will change the course of your--

Oh no, you don't.

I know what this is.

No sowicitors!

Good thing this travelin' salesduck

enjoys the challenge of a tough customer.

I tell ya, the nerve of some people.

Now, time to finally get some shut-eye.

Goodnight, sweet man.

Goodnight, salesduck

Salesduck?

That's right!

I couldn't let you lay awake

thinking about the possibilities of what could be

when I have what could be the product of the century!

You wisten here.

I don't want whatever you're selling.

-But this product will forever change the way you-- -Zip it!

Stay out and don't come back.

Ohh, that duck left such a bad taste in my mouth,

I gotta bwush my teeth.

My product is stupendous, revolutionary, brilliant.

I don't care what your product is.

I don't want it!

[thuds]

I'm gettin' closer. I can feel it. Whoo-hoo!

Hopefully that takes care of that scwewy duck.

Now, I wonder what I should have for bwekfast tomowwow.

[snoring]

Ooh! Pancakes with bwoobewwy sywup,

Jalapeno omwette,

Banana bwead,

Fwench toast,

Bowl of hard-boiled eggs.

Yes sir! I'm tellin' you.

What I have in my bag is so unbelievable! It's--

Okay, okay! Fine! What is it?

Just a lil' something to help you get to sleep at night.

Really? Help me sleep? Let me have it.

Whoo-hoo!

[laughs groggily]

Ooh!

[theme music playing]