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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:22,440 You've had the TV all day. It's the season finale of Project Cupcake, and 2 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,800 seen the SpongeBob 50 times. 3 00:00:24,060 --> 00:00:25,780 I've seen them all 50 times. 4 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,060 What's your point? 5 00:00:28,140 --> 00:00:32,580 Karen, just give me the remote. No, I want to watch Project Cupcake. Hey, 6 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,160 guys, keep it down. I'm on the phone with the caterer. Look, my client is an 7 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:39,140 animal rights foundation. I think they'll notice if you wrap the asparagus 8 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,140 veal. 9 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,160 Stephanie, Gabby turned off SpongeBob. 10 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:46,120 Gabby, it's Aaron's turn with the TV. Now, let me do my work. 11 00:00:46,989 --> 00:00:49,010 Turkey bacon is also meat. 12 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:52,770 When was the last time you planted a turkey? 13 00:00:54,850 --> 00:00:57,510 Gibby Gabby, Steph said it's my turn to have the TV. 14 00:00:57,810 --> 00:00:59,710 Fine, but it's my turn to have the remote. 15 00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:04,870 Jasmine, girl, if you win with that chantilly frosting on a red velvet, I 16 00:01:04,870 --> 00:01:05,870 lose it. 17 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,110 Stephanie! 18 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:12,750 Seriously? I've been waiting all season for this, and you're going to Stephanie 19 00:01:12,750 --> 00:01:14,490 over some cartoon you have memorized? 20 00:01:15,270 --> 00:01:16,660 Some cartoon? Some cartoon? 21 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:18,680 Some cartoon? 22 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:20,760 Stephanie! 23 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:24,020 Hey, hey, hey, what did I say? 24 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,340 Are you out of your mind, lamb? 25 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:31,740 Look, it's not only meat, it's the most adorable out of all the meat. 26 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,500 Just have your supervisor call me. 27 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:39,580 Hey, check it. Grandma Maggie just bought me the coolest game, Tarantula 28 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:40,580 Splatter Party. 29 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,160 I need only one little attachment to play. 30 00:01:43,380 --> 00:01:44,380 What, like an adapter? 31 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:45,620 No. I mean a 3D TV. 32 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:50,380 But once we get it, I might need that adapter. 33 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:52,180 The answer is no. 34 00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:57,500 I'm glad to hear that. Because the question is, can we not buy a 3D TV? 35 00:01:58,920 --> 00:01:59,920 Hey! 36 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,320 Hi, hi, hi! 37 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:05,180 Did you know that you got a big old scratch on your car? 38 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:07,160 What? When did that happen? 39 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,580 About 30 seconds ago when I drove in. 40 00:02:11,620 --> 00:02:14,850 Can't we please watch Spongebob? Really, Curtis? 41 00:02:59,690 --> 00:03:00,690 I got your message. 42 00:03:00,850 --> 00:03:03,290 Well, actually, that message was for your husband. 43 00:03:03,590 --> 00:03:04,770 But here you are. 44 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:06,610 Again. 45 00:03:07,190 --> 00:03:08,410 So what's going on with Aaron? 46 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:12,150 Aaron and his little friend Sanders thought it would be funny to teach the 47 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,290 children pig Latin. 48 00:03:13,870 --> 00:03:17,350 Apparently, the whole class thinks my earthshay makes me look umpy -fray. 49 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:23,150 Well, those shoulder pads aren't your best friend, but I think it works. 50 00:03:23,490 --> 00:03:25,110 I'm not wearing shoulder pads. 51 00:03:26,850 --> 00:03:28,210 Then the kids might be irate. 52 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,160 Way to miss the point, Mrs. Phillips. 53 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:35,520 Now, back to our little problem. This morning, Sanders also said... Wait, 54 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:36,399 hold up. 55 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:40,840 I'm hearing a lot about this Sanders kid, but I don't see his parents being 56 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:44,040 dragged down here. And you won't, because Sanders is imaginary. 57 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:46,880 Aaron has an imaginary friend? 58 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,200 Well, that's not a big deal, right? 59 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,840 Well, not at all. I once had a student like Aaron. 60 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:54,580 Poor child had a defective stepmother, too. 61 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:01,250 I invented an imaginary friend to help him deal with the pain, and he turned 62 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:02,650 fine. Ish. 63 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:09,070 So you're saying Aaron needs an imaginary friend because of me? Did I 64 00:04:09,410 --> 00:04:11,170 No. Do I think that? 65 00:04:15,770 --> 00:04:16,769 Mrs. 66 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:20,730 Goldsnold says you never should have married me. 67 00:04:21,070 --> 00:04:24,310 What? Did you have your parent -teacher conference over margaritas? 68 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,800 Aaron has an imaginary friend, and she's blaming me. 69 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,080 An imaginary friend? 70 00:04:31,580 --> 00:04:33,080 You mean Sanders is back? 71 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:35,180 You know about Sanders? 72 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:37,660 Sure. He shows up once in a while. 73 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,060 And you don't think that's weird? 74 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:42,780 No. I had an imaginary friend when I was his age. 75 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,700 Calvin Antler. 76 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,800 Part man, part elk. 77 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,580 We fought crime together. 78 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:50,500 I was his sidekick. 79 00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:53,780 You weren't even the hero of your own fantasy life? 80 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,420 Who did you call yourself? 81 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:56,870 Low self -esteem boy. 82 00:04:58,070 --> 00:04:59,770 No, I was Charlie. 83 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:01,890 But I spelled it with a Y. 84 00:05:03,490 --> 00:05:06,410 I'm just saying, there's nothing weird about a kid having an imaginary friend. 85 00:05:06,570 --> 00:05:07,570 Honey, the book sells. 86 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:12,080 Imaginary friends can be brought on by anxiety over changes in a child's 87 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,280 environment. Like me starting a business, for example. 88 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:17,960 Yesterday, Aaron needed my help with Gabby, but I was too busy working. 89 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:22,340 It has nothing to do with you or your job. This is a phase Aaron's going 90 00:05:22,340 --> 00:05:25,420 through. Like when James called me Papa for a month. 91 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:27,680 Just ignore Sanders. 92 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:31,740 No, no, no, no. We need to embrace Sanders and treat him like he's real. 93 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:32,740 him like he's real? 94 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:35,340 If I imagine anything, it'll be that we have less kids. 95 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:39,360 Honey, according to the book, if we don't treat Sanders like he's real, 96 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:40,900 stifle Aaron's creativity. 97 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,320 Well, he's plenty creative. 98 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,540 Yesterday, I saw him calling a kitchen sponge Bob. 99 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:47,480 Oh, I just got that. 100 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,660 Honey, if this is my fault, let me fix it my way. 101 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:55,960 Fine. 102 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:59,000 I wonder what happened to old Calvin Antler. 103 00:05:59,540 --> 00:06:01,240 He used to talk about opening a restaurant. 104 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:03,820 I was going to be his sous chef. 105 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,480 Maybe we should have dated longer. 106 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,960 Sanders is here and he was watching that. 107 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,680 Sanders is back? I hate that idiot. 108 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,600 He's always insulting me. But he's funny. 109 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:26,460 What's that, Sanders? 110 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,340 That's a good one, but a little too far. 111 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:30,580 She is my sister. 112 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:32,659 Thank you, Aaron. 113 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:34,600 He says you should get dressed with the lights on. 114 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,480 Don't engage, Gabby. You're better than that. 115 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:41,660 He says no, you're not. 116 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,680 Bad news, James. Sanders is back. 117 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:48,420 Sanders? The dude from your head? 118 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:49,740 He's funny. 119 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:51,960 Loves the one about Gabby having big old feet. 120 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,980 Yeah, well, at least my feet are visible. 121 00:06:56,220 --> 00:06:57,220 From space. 122 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,200 Dana said it. 123 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:01,560 Classic Sanders. 124 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,920 Hey, Aaron. There you are. 125 00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:07,340 Guess what? 126 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:12,440 I canceled a couple of meetings, canceled on a few clients, so we can 127 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,720 whole afternoon together making cookies. 128 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,780 You, me, and Sanders. 129 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:20,440 Hey, you know what we can do while we eat those cookies? 130 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:22,500 Order ourselves a new 3D TV. 131 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,500 They'll take your engagement ring and trade. I've already had it appraised. 132 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:29,540 Let it go, James. 133 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:30,900 Come on, Aaron. 134 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,140 Come on, Sanders. 135 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:38,410 All right, would you and Sanders like chocolate? chip cookies or oatmeal 136 00:07:39,030 --> 00:07:40,350 Sanders says a why too. 137 00:07:41,570 --> 00:07:45,550 Two batches coming up. If we have extra, me and Sanders can take them to school. 138 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:49,330 Actually, Sanders can't go to school anymore. 139 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:50,690 He got suspended. 140 00:07:51,410 --> 00:07:53,130 Okay, I'll leave him at home. 141 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,190 He was being a nuisance anyway. 142 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:57,610 Hi, hi, hi. 143 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:04,290 So, the car guys gave me an estimate for your teeny... 144 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:10,840 You got me silver nail polish. 145 00:08:11,340 --> 00:08:13,980 Silver? My car's blue. Charlie's at silver. 146 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:15,260 I know. 147 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:19,500 You hit Charlie's car, too? 148 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,220 Why are you all up in my business? 149 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,160 So what are we doing? 150 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,540 Tepi's making cookies for me and Sanders. 151 00:08:27,980 --> 00:08:31,620 Sanders is Aaron's friend who we all can plainly see in this kitchen right now. 152 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,000 Actually, Sanders went to the backyard. 153 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:36,640 We're going to play hide and seek. 154 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,500 She's amazing at... 155 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:45,030 I can't stand imaginary friends. 156 00:08:45,430 --> 00:08:49,570 I remember when you had one. I had one? Oh, you don't remember Peggy. 157 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:53,990 Peggy, little Peggy. 158 00:08:56,810 --> 00:09:00,710 Complained about everything, even when you were fine with it. 159 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:03,230 Ugly child. 160 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,530 As I imagined her. 161 00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:13,360 I don't remember her at all. Well, you and I were going to fly to visit your 162 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:14,360 Aunt Cecile. 163 00:09:14,380 --> 00:09:19,780 And you refused to go unless I bought Peggy home soon. 164 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:21,020 You did that? 165 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:22,260 No! 166 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:27,740 I backed up over Peggy in the driveway. 167 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,940 End of Peggy, end of story. 168 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:40,620 Well, things are different around here because I happen to honor and respect my 169 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:41,620 kids' feelings. 170 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Yeah. 171 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,620 I love you. Oh, shut up about that TV! 172 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:46,840 Fair enough. 173 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,120 Hey, Jade. 174 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,200 Hey, Dad. 175 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:56,920 How's it going? 176 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,240 Don't sit there. 177 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:03,500 Oh? My friend Ignatius is sitting there. He's having a rough time. 178 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,360 Say hello to him. 179 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,240 Ignatius? 180 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,780 Yeah, he's a poor little orphan I've taken in. 181 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:14,880 What are you up to, Jane? 182 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:17,199 Up to? 183 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,700 Nothing. Iggy is just a poor little kid who needs a place to stay. 184 00:10:20,940 --> 00:10:24,120 Some acceptance and maybe a few things she's never had before. 185 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:28,040 Uh, okay. 186 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,560 But he's not getting any money. Oh, he doesn't want money, Papa. 187 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:36,900 You're right, Ignatius. My dad is a pretty good guy. 188 00:10:37,380 --> 00:10:38,380 He's a heart surgeon. 189 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:40,060 He's my hero. 190 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:46,400 Oh, whatever you're trying to pull, James, it's not going to work. 191 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,220 Sorry, Iggy. We don't have one of those. 192 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,260 What was that? One of what? 193 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:55,280 Nothing. Iggy was just asking about something. It's not important. 194 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,160 No, no, no, no. What was he asking about? 195 00:10:57,420 --> 00:11:01,340 Nothing. He just wanted to know if he had anything to help keep his mind off 196 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:02,620 his painful life situation. 197 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:03,539 Mm -hmm. 198 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:05,780 Like, uh, 3D TV? Ha! 199 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,180 A 3D TV. 200 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:15,160 Now the world is spinning the right direction. Thank you, thank you, thank 201 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,520 Charlie with a Y always gets his man. 202 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,440 Nice of you to finally get here. 203 00:11:25,660 --> 00:11:30,440 Finally get here? Are you kidding me? As soon as I got your text, I canceled two 204 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,820 meetings, raced through traffic, and broke a hill out in the parking lot. 205 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,140 Apology accepted. 206 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:41,700 Now, Mrs. Phillips, I... I felt I was very clear about Aaron not bringing his 207 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,080 friend Sanders back to school. 208 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:47,720 Yes, and I told Aaron not to. And yet tell me who Aaron's out there pushing on 209 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:48,519 the swing. 210 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:49,520 Oh, come on. 211 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,040 You need to take Sanders home. 212 00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:56,420 Wait a minute. 213 00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:00,780 You had me come all the way out here to pick up an imaginary kid? Well, one of 214 00:12:00,780 --> 00:12:04,240 them has to go. So, Aaron or Sanders, your choice. Sanders! 215 00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:13,350 I'm ready for the next time Sanders is mean to me. Go ahead. Give me your best 216 00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:15,590 insult. I don't want to insult you. 217 00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:18,610 Oh, come on. You got to insult me so I can hit you with my comeback. 218 00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:22,550 Gabby, I'm not going to insult my own daughter. Oh, please, Dad. 219 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,570 I know you won't mean it. Just go. 220 00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:30,830 You're so ugly. 221 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,050 Ugly? 222 00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:35,850 Why'd you pick that? 223 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,340 I mean, I did, but it's just the first thing that came to me. 224 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,120 But why that? 225 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:50,880 Gabby, it's just something people say. You're obviously not ugly, so... Okay, 226 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:51,899 okay, all right. 227 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,760 Pick something else. I really don't want to. 228 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,780 Come on, come on. 229 00:13:00,140 --> 00:13:03,140 Uh, you're so dumb. 230 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,360 Dumb? 231 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,320 Seriously? Gabby, I don't really think you're dumb. What, dumb? 232 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:14,020 You know what? I'll just take my dumb, ugly face up to my room. 233 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,280 Nice parenting. 234 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,640 Do you want a high five or just a fist bump? 235 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:26,500 Stephanie, I'm sorry Santa was at school today. But I couldn't help it. He 236 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:31,180 followed me. Well, from now on, he's not allowed to do that. Got it? Got it. So 237 00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:32,620 where is he now? Not in the house. 238 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,180 Where is he? 239 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:39,700 Well, um, if he's not here, then he must be... 240 00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:41,660 When's the last time we talked? 241 00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:47,560 That must have been lunch at Delano's downtown. 242 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:52,420 I had the salmon salad, and he had the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 243 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:53,620 Peanut butter? Oh, no. 244 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:54,760 Oh, no, what, what? 245 00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:56,200 He's allergic to peanuts. 246 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,140 Really? Well, he didn't say anything. 247 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:03,200 Probably because his throat was closing up. You killed him. No, no, no, no, no, 248 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,079 no, no. 249 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,080 No. 250 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,780 Now I remember. 251 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:12,000 It did get a little puffy, but I just used his EpiPen. He looked for that home 252 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:18,180 today. I realized that, so I made one. I stuck it in his arm, and everything was 253 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:20,460 okay. It only worked in his thigh. 254 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:21,980 I realized that as well. 255 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,300 So I took him to the hospital. 256 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:27,660 What hospital? 257 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,240 Well, uh, your dad's, of course. 258 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,460 Great! Then we can go see him, right? 259 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,960 Right. What? 260 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,820 Do you want a high five or just a fist bump? 261 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:48,720 Hey, buddy. 262 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:51,180 Bro, what you got there? 263 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,500 Cookies? Yep, I'm bringing some to Fanny's in the hospital. 264 00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:55,980 Chocolate chips, favorite. 265 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:00,140 Fanny's is going to have to recuperate at home for a while. You know what will 266 00:15:00,140 --> 00:15:01,140 help pass the time away? 267 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:03,020 Fish tank? 268 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:07,280 It's like a fish tank. You can watch other things aside from fish on it. 269 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,860 So what's a bear tank? 270 00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:17,880 You know what? Not important. 271 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:19,620 Guess again. 272 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:23,100 It's a box and the number three is involved. 273 00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:24,880 Oh, Sudoku. 274 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,920 It's a 3D TV. 275 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,940 Sanders wants a 3D TV. 276 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,320 Over a bear tank? 277 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:36,000 That doesn't sound like Sanders. 278 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:39,880 Well, why don't we just call the hospital and ask him? 279 00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:46,460 Hello? 280 00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:48,460 Hospital? 281 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,700 I'd like to speak to Sanders, please. 282 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,360 Yes. Uh -oh. 283 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:55,780 Oh. 284 00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:58,660 Hey, Sanders. 285 00:15:58,900 --> 00:15:59,900 Hang on a sec. 286 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:01,880 Hi, Sanders. 287 00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:08,360 James wants to know if... Oh. 288 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:09,860 Okay, no problem. 289 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,170 See you soon. 290 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:14,150 Wait. You didn't ask him. 291 00:16:14,570 --> 00:16:16,770 I wouldn't wait as long as I could, James. 292 00:16:17,170 --> 00:16:19,010 But, dude, it's not a real phone. 293 00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:27,550 All right, buddy. 294 00:16:28,210 --> 00:16:29,210 Here. 295 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:30,750 Let's make this really quick. 296 00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:32,150 He's asleep. 297 00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:34,510 He's awake now. 298 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,640 Say hello, say goodbye. Don't want to wear them out. Charlie, Aaron just wants 299 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:45,260 to read Sanders a story and maybe share a pudding cup. Yes, to the story, we 300 00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:46,520 have pudding at home. 301 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:50,160 Yes, to the story of the emperor's new clothes. 302 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:51,780 You've got to be kidding me. 303 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:55,720 Who are you people? 304 00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:58,620 I thought you got Sanders a private room. I thought I did, too. 305 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,400 Can you give us a minute? Can you give me some morphine? 306 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,740 Here, let me help you back to bed. 307 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:06,440 Charlie, Sanders. 308 00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:08,450 Stephanie, patient. 309 00:17:10,609 --> 00:17:13,390 This Sanders thing has gone on way too long. You've got to end it right now. 310 00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:14,329 You're right. 311 00:17:14,329 --> 00:17:15,329 You're right. 312 00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:18,349 Aaron, sweetie, here's the deal with Sanders. 313 00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:23,430 Sanders is up and walking. Let's go to the gift shop and buy him all the 314 00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:24,790 Okay. 315 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:39,890 Can we talk? 316 00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:41,010 Okay. 317 00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:43,670 We've been spending a lot more time together, right? 318 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,970 Yeah. And we've been having a lot more fun. 319 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:49,590 Two kinds of cookies can't be mad at that. 320 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:55,210 Then isn't it maybe time for Sanders to leave? 321 00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:57,410 I don't see how the two are related. 322 00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:03,090 Look, honey, I know what this is really about, okay? And I'm sorry. 323 00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:07,270 I've been busy with my new job, and it's only natural for you to feel lonely and 324 00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:08,430 want to bring Sanders back. 325 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,480 why he came back. 326 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,520 It isn't? 327 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:16,940 No. Gabby kept hogging the TV, and it's really hard for me to be mad at her. So 328 00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:18,880 sometimes, Sanders comes to help me. 329 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:21,620 Wait a minute. 330 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,620 So he's not here because I'm a bad stepmom? 331 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,240 No, you're great! Yes! 332 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:31,440 All right, get your backpack. It's time for school. 333 00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:32,780 What about Sanders? 334 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,140 I'll look after Sanders. 335 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,220 Actually, that didn't go too well last time. 336 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:41,360 I'll just stay here with him. 337 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,440 No, you're going to go get your backpack. 338 00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:45,340 It's okay, bloody. I'm not going anywhere. 339 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,140 Aaron, I'm counting to three. 340 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,280 She does too, know how. 341 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:56,360 Wait a minute. 342 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,160 Did Sanders just take a shot at me? 343 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,260 All right, that's it. 344 00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:03,620 He's not there anymore. 345 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,400 Nope. Just tell me where he is. 346 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:14,600 You know what? I have had enough of you. And to think I baked you cookies. 347 00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:18,440 So long, Sanders! 348 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,740 Aaron, get your backpack. We're leaving for school right now. 349 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,460 Did you just throw Sanders out in the yard? 350 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,960 Yes, I did. Problem? 351 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,800 I'm just saying, isn't that what Grandma Maggie did to your imaginary friend? 352 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,180 Completely different. 353 00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:42,430 Grandma Maggie ran over Peggy with her car. I only threw him in the yard. He's 354 00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,430 fine. 355 00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:49,670 Well, 356 00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:54,990 looks like I took care of your little problem. 357 00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:03,190 On a related note, you're going to need a new mailbox. 358 00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:11,820 I've got a few words for Sanders. 359 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,540 Did somebody leave a bag of trash in here? 360 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,620 Or is that just Sanders? 361 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:17,980 Bam! 362 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:24,160 When Sanders was born, the doctor slapped his mother. What? 363 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:30,320 And you can tell him there's plenty more where that came from. 364 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:36,080 I thought Grandma Maggie ran Sanders over this morning. 365 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,820 She did. I'm just letting Gabby work through some things. 26183