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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,830 --> 00:00:19,830 Stephanie. 2 00:00:23,170 --> 00:00:24,170 Steph, 3 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:27,850 you almost scared me to death. 4 00:00:29,590 --> 00:00:30,990 James, why are you wearing that? 5 00:00:31,190 --> 00:00:33,330 I'm trying to win tickets to a Cody Simpson concert. 6 00:00:33,690 --> 00:00:34,690 Not following. 7 00:00:34,810 --> 00:00:35,810 Watch this. 8 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:38,330 G'day, Philadelphia. 9 00:00:38,470 --> 00:00:41,230 You've seen my music videos. Now I want to see yours. 10 00:00:41,470 --> 00:00:45,690 Post your own version of one of my songs. I'll pick my favorite and send 11 00:00:45,690 --> 00:00:47,050 tickets to my sold -out show. 12 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,600 My video's gonna kill the competition. 13 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,440 Get it? 14 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:56,900 Please let me help with your video, James. 15 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,120 I'm gonna play with the head chopper. 16 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,380 Go help Gabby. I wanna win. 17 00:01:02,860 --> 00:01:04,920 Sorry, buddy. I already finished my video. 18 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,880 Why don't you help James find some pearls for that little black dress? 19 00:01:09,940 --> 00:01:10,940 Hilarious. 20 00:01:12,220 --> 00:01:14,960 I hope that's not the blue towel that was hanging on your hook. 21 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:16,520 Why? 22 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:20,000 No reason. Just the toilet overflows, and I use that to mop it up. 23 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,200 Oh. 24 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,180 James, that's disgusting. 25 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:25,600 It's okay, Stephanie. 26 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,360 He's just messing with me. 27 00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:29,060 Yeah, I'm just messing with you. 28 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:30,700 Or am I? 29 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,200 Wait. You're not messing with me. 30 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:36,420 Oh, look. 31 00:02:45,220 --> 00:02:46,220 Wow. 32 00:02:47,220 --> 00:02:48,920 So that's the thing that happened. 33 00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:54,860 Yeah, the thing that's going to win me the tickets to the Cody Simpson concert. 34 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,780 Ah, where did you get the cowboy chap? 35 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:03,160 old leather pants i don't have any old leather oh james no they were cheap in 36 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:08,700 the scalper tickets no they weren't you want to see the winning video check it 37 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:15,560 boy he came around the corner looked like a model magazine thin 38 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:20,840 he was shaped like a bottle long straight hair he was fly as a bird first 39 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:26,340 ever i would love the word felt all right it just couldn't be wrong love a 40 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,340 sight 41 00:03:33,490 --> 00:03:36,250 Is this supposed to be some kind of anti -drug message? 42 00:03:38,910 --> 00:03:43,030 Hey, hey, I didn't talk during yours. Mostly because I was too busy laughing, 43 00:03:43,110 --> 00:03:44,110 but still. 44 00:03:44,410 --> 00:03:48,290 What are we watching? A short documentary about why you'll never have 45 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:49,290 Gabby down the aisle. 46 00:03:51,370 --> 00:03:54,710 Oh, right, because a dancing chicken is a babe magnet. 47 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:58,140 Better my chicken head than your chicken legs. My chicken legs are gonna kick 48 00:03:58,140 --> 00:04:01,880 your chicken butt. Hey, hey, hey. Would you guys quit fighting? If someone says 49 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,440 chicken one more time, no one's getting dinner. What are we having? 50 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,320 Shut up. 51 00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:12,680 Anyway, they're trying to win two tickets to the Cody Simpson concert. 52 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:14,100 Who's taking them? Not it. 53 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:19,160 Don't worry, Charlie. If one of them manages to win, I'll do it. It'll be 54 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,920 nice stepmom bonding moment. 55 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:22,300 Oh, good one, Stephanie. 56 00:04:22,580 --> 00:04:23,580 I'm taking Molly. 57 00:04:24,090 --> 00:04:26,270 promised Dana I would take her. The girl already bought shoes. 58 00:04:26,770 --> 00:04:28,130 Ooh, what kind? 59 00:04:29,850 --> 00:04:30,850 Shoes. 60 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:35,290 No adult, no concert. 61 00:04:35,730 --> 00:04:36,730 Dad has spoken. 62 00:04:37,530 --> 00:04:39,090 Excuse me? Dad has spoken? 63 00:04:39,830 --> 00:04:42,930 Sweet. She's gonna do that thing where she undermines him. Love that. 64 00:04:44,810 --> 00:04:49,050 Charlie, let's talk about this. I did my talking. They're too young to go to a 65 00:04:49,050 --> 00:04:52,610 concert without a grown -up. They're not gonna win. I've seen their videos. 66 00:04:53,770 --> 00:04:56,390 Guess we'll be talking about where to put the barn when Gabby gets her 67 00:04:58,070 --> 00:05:00,870 So why not say yes and be the hero? 68 00:05:01,210 --> 00:05:05,090 You never know who's going to win a contest. And besides, that's a 69 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:10,150 Look, I may still be new at this whole parenting thing, but I know my concerts. 70 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:14,150 And this one is perfectly appropriate for Gabby and James. It's not like when 71 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:15,790 you went to Woodstock. 72 00:05:17,290 --> 00:05:19,230 How old do you think I am? 73 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:28,820 If we were going to hypothetically let them go, we should get a little 74 00:05:28,820 --> 00:05:29,820 for ourselves. 75 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:33,400 Ooh, I like that hypothetical. 76 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:35,140 Hypothetically. 77 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:40,700 What if we tell them they can go, but only together, and only if they can show 78 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:41,700 us they can get along? 79 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:44,820 So we get a week of peace, and they get false hope. 80 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,880 Huh. There's something for everybody. 81 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,160 Now how do we get them to clean out the gutters? 82 00:05:50,820 --> 00:05:51,820 I know. 83 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,980 We'll promise him a limo. 84 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:03,500 What are you waiting for? 85 00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:08,160 James is in the shower. I took every robe, towel, and rug out of the 86 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,040 Why? Gabby! 87 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:11,519 That's why. 88 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,580 The sweet, sweet sound of buck naked payback. 89 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,100 One more reason never to take a bath. 90 00:06:22,030 --> 00:06:27,930 Your father and I have decided that if you or James win the video contest, you 91 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:29,490 can go see Cody Simpson. Yes! 92 00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:31,530 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 93 00:06:31,770 --> 00:06:36,410 But whoever wins has to take the other one. But I might know people there. 94 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:39,770 You also know people who are staying home. 95 00:06:41,010 --> 00:06:45,130 Fine, but he better not photobomb my selfies with his big apple head. 96 00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:48,350 Which brings up the second catch. 97 00:06:48,940 --> 00:06:52,240 From now until the concert, you have to prove you can get along. 98 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:54,780 Is that going to be a problem? 99 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:02,840 You know, they can't try me as an adult. 100 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:05,640 We'll be good. 101 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:12,860 What is this? 102 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:14,420 Cool, refreshing lemonade. 103 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:16,180 Consider it a peace offering. 104 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:17,740 We both want to see Cody Simpson. 105 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,160 So we need to get along. 106 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:20,300 Truth? 107 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:22,580 Truth. 108 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:24,620 Wait a minute. 109 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,800 How do I know you didn't put something in my drink? 110 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:35,780 Oh, no. 111 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,900 I know how your twisted little reptile brain works. 112 00:07:57,930 --> 00:07:58,649 Oh, wow. 113 00:07:58,650 --> 00:08:00,890 They just posted the winner of the Cody Simpson contest. 114 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:02,470 Those tickets are mine. 115 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:05,590 And since I have to take you, if anyone asks, you're my service animal. 116 00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:10,370 Great. Then no one will be asking questions when I lead you into traffic. 117 00:08:12,770 --> 00:08:15,990 And the tickets go to... Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down. 118 00:08:17,190 --> 00:08:18,009 That's me! 119 00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:19,010 My video won! 120 00:08:22,390 --> 00:08:23,390 Your video? 121 00:08:23,930 --> 00:08:26,230 You won when we helped, so I made my own. 122 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:33,860 Two tickets, baby. 123 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,059 You're taking me, right? 124 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:47,580 I know there's a lot of brouhaha around Aaron's second ticket to the 125 00:08:47,580 --> 00:08:48,660 Cody Simpson concert. 126 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,220 There's no ha -ha brewing. He's taking me. I don't think so, fool. 127 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:53,420 Enough. Aaron can't decide. 128 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:59,040 And so... Together we have created a quiz to see which one of you knows your 129 00:08:59,040 --> 00:08:59,819 brother best. 130 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:01,340 Thank you both for coming. 131 00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:09,860 And now it's time for my favorite game show, Know Your Bro. 132 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,300 And the first category is art. 133 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:17,640 What is Aaron's favorite color? 134 00:09:17,940 --> 00:09:18,980 Green. Red. 135 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:20,840 It's blue. 136 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:29,060 even know who Cody Simpson is. It doesn't matter. I want to take my 137 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:30,060 his first concert. 138 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:33,860 Actually, my favorite color is pink now. I just love that blouse. 139 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,100 Thank you, baby. 140 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,120 No points awarded, Charlie. 141 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,600 The next category, cuisine. 142 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,940 What is Aaron's favorite food? 143 00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:52,120 Pizza, because that's what Ninja Turtles eat. What are you in the game? 144 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:53,700 I love me some Cody Simpson. 145 00:09:54,090 --> 00:09:56,730 You play him when you get in the car, I play him when you get out the car. 146 00:09:56,950 --> 00:09:58,230 Pizza. Ah. 147 00:09:58,890 --> 00:09:59,970 What you mean, ah? 148 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:03,610 My favorite food is risotto. 149 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,990 You're eight. You don't even know what risotto is. 150 00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:09,530 I know, but it's fun to say. 151 00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:10,850 Risotto. 152 00:10:12,730 --> 00:10:13,730 Moving on. 153 00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:17,690 And the category is... Insects. 154 00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:23,740 What is the name of the bug that Aaron's friend Ishtar put in... Aaron's 155 00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:25,780 lunchbox yesterday at school. 156 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,180 Who is Tar? 157 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,940 I told you guys the story last night at dinner. 158 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,540 The bug's name was Giuseppe. 159 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:34,880 Ferdinand. 160 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,360 Risotto. 161 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,860 I can't believe you guys. 162 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:46,020 And the final category is American history. 163 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:51,540 Who is Aaron's favorite president? Obama. Washington. 164 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:52,800 Lincoln. Jefferson. 165 00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:19,840 Garfield. And FYI, the bug's name was also Garfield. 166 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:21,199 Hey, 167 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:29,520 James, 168 00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:30,660 breathe. 169 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:34,660 Do not sit in Gabby's chair. I put glue on it. 170 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,680 She's not gonna like that. 171 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:40,600 Welcome to the point. 172 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:45,160 I saved your butt. Why don't you take mine to the Cody Simpson concert? 173 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,040 Okay. 174 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,080 What? For real? 175 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:50,480 You'll take me? 176 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,380 Yeah, just don't tell anyone. 177 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:54,920 I want to break it to the others in my own way. 178 00:11:55,240 --> 00:12:00,240 Aw, Erin, I can't stop watching your video. I am so proud of you. 179 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:01,540 Don't sit down. 180 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,040 We need a snack and we can't reach the good cookies. 181 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,660 Oh, that's why we put them on the high shelf. You eat them all. 182 00:12:09,870 --> 00:12:11,790 That says we can have some what? Don't sit down. 183 00:12:14,530 --> 00:12:16,090 I wasn't planning to. 184 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,630 Uh, honey, I can't find the ginger snaps. Are we out? 185 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:20,970 No, I hid them. 186 00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:22,350 You eat them all. 187 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,430 Well, break them out, man. Quit hogging the snaps. 188 00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:29,730 Hey, Gabby, it's ginger snap time. 189 00:12:29,970 --> 00:12:31,610 Why don't you have a seat? I'll bring you some. 190 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:33,050 Hmm, the good cookies. 191 00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:34,970 Gotta dunk those in milk. 192 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:38,390 I'll get milk for you. Make yourself comfortable, Gab. 193 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,460 Why are you being so nice to me? 194 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:48,840 Because I feel bad Aaron's taking me to the concert and not you. Wait. 195 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:53,220 Aaron said he was taking me to the concert. You told me I was your concert 196 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:54,340 buddy. Well, me too. 197 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,060 We fist bumped on it. 198 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,640 I can't believe you told us all we were going with you. 199 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,600 I also told you all to keep it a secret. 200 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,580 So much for trust. 201 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:08,080 Why'd you do this, Aaron? 202 00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:10,080 I didn't want anybody to be unhappy. 203 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:11,740 No, everybody's unhappy. 204 00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:16,580 Are you happy? Wait, I know how to settle this. Everybody who can drive 205 00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:17,900 the concert, raise your hand. 206 00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:20,140 Out, out. 207 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:23,460 Oh, yeah? If you've never pulled a muscle dancing, raise your hand. 208 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,800 Not so fast, thought I could twerk. 209 00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:34,940 Out, out. Hey, I like Cody Simpson the most, so I'm going. Uh -uh, I'm going. 210 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,640 The only place you're going to is your room, young lady, because you are... 211 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:43,710 grounded why so i can go to the concert that's messed up dad yeah that's messed 212 00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:48,290 up i'm going all y 'all are grounded oh you try to ground me i'll put you in the 213 00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:54,990 ground just the fella i wanted to see you're aaron yeah i 214 00:13:54,990 --> 00:13:56,250 recognize it from your video 215 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:13,960 I saw your message on my website, and I've got to say, I'm sorry the tickets 216 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,100 won are causing you a little problem. 217 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,460 A little problem? Can you hear that? 218 00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:19,840 Maybe I could solve it for you. 219 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,760 I brought you a couple extra tickets. 220 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:23,700 Awesome! Let's go show everybody! 221 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:32,800 Who's here? 222 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,980 Gabby, tell your friend now is not a good time. 223 00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:39,380 That's not my friend. 224 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:40,900 That's Cody Simpson! 225 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,810 No, no, no, I'm all good, thanks. I'm actually here to give you guys 226 00:14:53,090 --> 00:14:55,090 I think now everyone can go to the show. 227 00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:01,330 I cannot believe Cody Simpson is in our kitchen. 228 00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:02,850 In my chair. 229 00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:09,330 Gabby, can I have a second? 230 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:10,750 Children. 231 00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:12,210 Let me rephrase that. 232 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,140 What are you doing? You're wasting precious Cody Simpson face time. 233 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,500 You know how we call the truth? 234 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,160 Well, I had my fingers crossed. 235 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,060 And I kind of superglued Cody Simpson to your chair. 236 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,720 What? Why? 237 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,240 Oh, just for funsies. 238 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,100 It was supposed to be you. 239 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:35,420 The one time an international pop star comes to our house, you have to glue him 240 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:36,219 to the chair. 241 00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:38,840 If Dad and Stephanie find out, they'll never let us go to the concert. 242 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,780 Then we have to make sure they don't find out. 243 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,580 I have an idea. You create a diversion. 244 00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:57,190 What broke? 245 00:15:57,410 --> 00:15:58,410 Who am I grounding? 246 00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:02,290 What are you doing? 247 00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:04,610 He tried to get up, but I had to stick fast. 248 00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:08,230 Look, is there something going on here that I should know about? 249 00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:10,110 Yeah, you're super glued to that chair. 250 00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:13,790 Oh. 251 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:14,970 Seriously? 252 00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:19,630 I'm so sorry. I was pulling a prank on my sister and you sat in it. 253 00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,890 You've got to help me. If my parents find out, we can't go to your show. 254 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,920 Mate, if you don't get me unstuck, I can't go to the show. 255 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:30,740 Look, I don't want to get you in trouble, but get me to my car in time 256 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,760 soundcheck, and nobody has to know it all. 257 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,680 Wow, you're a great sport. 258 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:37,880 I've got a sister. 259 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,600 And super glue. 260 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:41,860 Okay, can you scoot? 261 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,000 Great. We'll get you there a little bit at a time. 262 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,380 We're going to need more diversions. 263 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,260 On it. 264 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,360 We need a diversion, not a snack. 265 00:17:47,819 --> 00:17:49,340 Thanks for letting me use your guitar. 266 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,840 I'll never watch it again. 267 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:52,420 Or my hands. 268 00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:54,900 How? That was amazing. 269 00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,800 But wouldn't you be more comfortable in that chair? 270 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,960 No, I spend way too much time feeling comfortable. 271 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,880 Chairs like this keep me grounded, you know? 272 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,200 Very sensible. 273 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,380 Hey, why don't all the adults go upstairs and see if they can find Cody 274 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:09,220 something even more uncomfortable? 275 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:12,240 Um, come on, guys. I'm sure Mr. 276 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:14,400 Cody has other places he needs to be. 277 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,540 I mean, I don't mind sticking around. 278 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,860 This is a little something I call Cody in the car. 279 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,480 This song is my traffic jam. 280 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,300 Honey, I don't think... Hush up, Charlie. He doesn't want to see my mood, 281 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,300 up and leave. 282 00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:38,820 It goes like this. 283 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,440 Driving. 284 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:49,100 How are you 285 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:53,540 driving with no hands? 286 00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:56,070 I'm using my knees, Charlie. 287 00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:57,310 You've got to want it. 288 00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:02,490 La -da -dee -da -da -da -doo. Hey, you cut me off, fine, after you. 289 00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:07,530 I do that every day in the car after I drop off the kids at school. 290 00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:12,290 Please tell me you'd wait until you get around the corner. 291 00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:17,750 Just so you know, Cody, we're not genetically linked. 292 00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:23,570 Mr. Simpson, we need to get you to that sound check. 293 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,740 There's something I need to tell you. 294 00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:34,180 You're not going to like this, but... Go ahead. 295 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:35,380 Go ahead. 296 00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:37,280 I don't feel like walking today. 297 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,040 Carry me to the car, please. 298 00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:46,200 All right, guys. Have fun at the show. 299 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:49,280 Feel free to use my moves. 300 00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:03,350 so down to earth up until the last part. 301 00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:07,030 He's gotta be the coolest person in the history of ever. 302 00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:08,930 Cooler. 303 00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:10,950 Did he just steal our chair? 304 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:41,400 What god I think of you 22049