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Look, I don't know what you think happened, but please, Chris.

What you did to Liv, I guess I could understand. I don't condone it, but I

it. But the Carlos stuff, really?

I didn't do anything, I swear.

So, uh, fall for you is tonight, and I know it's a little last minute, but I

wondering if you wanted to go.

And I got this for you.

Oh.

I mean, that is so sweet, but I'm just

not really feeling monogamy right now.

I mean, you get it. Oh, totally. Yeah.

Uh, actually, no, no, I don't get it. I mean,

I just gotta do me, you know?

Yeah. No, I... I like that.

You trying to raise Johnny Cash from the dead?

Kelly isn't feeling monogamy. I will not be falling for you.

You okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

Someone put Kelly on the name of that freshman insta.

Shit, I'm sorry. It sucks.

No, I'm not the victim here.

Kelly is.

Okay, but it seems like she's just being pansexually polyamorous.

No, you're getting too hung up on labels. That's just a heteronormative

control, okay? She probably just feels embarrassed and violated. I mean, does

this look like consent to you?

That looks like drunk.

No, she's ashamed because some jerk took advantage of her.

Whoever did this needs to go down.

That Insta post is gross, okay? But does Kelly really need you to defend her?

Yeah, I need to show her I'm an ally.

Are you sure you're not just trying to win her back? It's the right thing to

Chris!

I saw the new name that freshman posts.

Same thing happened to me last year.

It has to stop.

My thoughts exactly.

I got class.

What do you know about it so far?

Just what's in the post. Maybe we should find Kelly, see if she remembers who

took her picture.

I know from experience, and trust me, that's the last question she wants to

answer right now.

Isn't this the bathroom at the Cove? Didn't Wallace have some party there the

other night?

Is this you?

Uh, no. That's a shit -faced girl in that bathroom.

Is this your party? It's at the Cove.

Yeah, it might be.

Do you know who posted this?

No, but this is not good for my brand.

You're worried about your brand?

This girl is a victim of sexual... Wallace, I'm sure you're really worried

Kelly.

Maybe you saw who she was with that night?

I guess you could talk to that Mike Costa guy.

He was going hard at a few ladies that night.

All right, come on.

Happy Friday, guys.

Can't talk, sorry.

I'm late.

How long have you been waiting?

Just a few minutes.

So Lex is Liv's sister?

Yes, that shit is bonkers.

Well, I guess she won't be going to the fall for you, Dance.

What about you?

Actually, I'm going to sit this one out. I have this film project I'm directing

to prep, and maybe I need some alone time.

Well, you will be missed.

Go ahead.

You're amazing.

Hey, Mike.

How are the limbs?

Growing bones together.

I have a quick process.

How's it going, Denise?

Hey, do you know anything about the latest name in that freshman post?

Sorry, bro.

Did you see Kelly at the Cove last night?

Any idea who she was with?

I wasn't there that long. If you have any questions, you should ask Lex. She

all over that party.

She was suspended.

Is she even in the Woodlawn area?

I think she's staying in a motel near the interstate.

Like, if something happened that night, you should blame her and not me.

I guess it's never your fault, is it?

No. You're the perfect gentleman.

Look, I never posted to name that freshman.

Salient point is, Mike's just a good guy looking for a good time.

Is this about when I found you outside of the gender bencher last year?

Yeah, that whole thing got blown out of proportion.

What whole thing?

Like, I got class.

Takes twice as long to get anywhere now, so good luck, whatever this is.

Do what?

I think you owe her an apology.

Yeah, whatever, man.

Chris, come on. Let's go.

What the fuck, dude? Stop.

Just leave him. Evan stopped it. Nothing happened, okay?

Jesus Christ, man. Lay off. Don't take the Lord's name in vain and fucking

apologize.

Fine.

I'm sorry.

Like you mean it.

I'm sorry, Denise.

Okay. Half -assed apology accepted.

Come on.

Let's go find Lex.

Thanks.

Complicated family.

So what can I do for you guys?

We're kind of on an investigation of our own.

Did you see this girl at the cove last night?

Mike Costa said you were there.

What are you trying to figure out? Who took this photo?

Yeah, do you know?

Well,

her watch says 1 .40 a .m. There was a bar fight at about 1.

Most of us were cleared out by then, so I would start with whoever's left.

All right.

Thanks for this, Lex. It's a shame you can't come to fall for you tonight.

Fall for what?

Uh, formal. They transformed the library.

Everyone's going.

Everyone? Pretty much.

Well, I have stuff to do, so... Okay. Well, we'll get out of your hair.

Lex, I'm sorry about your sister.

If she was pushed, I hope you find out who did it. She was.

And I will.

We start out with the bartender, find out who was working that night.

I hate to say it, but maybe we should just let this end quietly.

No way.

Now's when we're getting close.

Look, I'll see you after my shift.

Of course you're not going to the dance. Look, school dances, they're not my

jam. Oh, yeah, but setting up a strip club is? See, that's business.

No one got hurt.

Oh, Wallace, looking out for the working girl. What a humanitarian.

See, you don't even know.

Hi.

Hey. Well, I will see you at the dance, Denise.

Yeah.

Thanks for earlier.

Yeah, I could do discretion.

Figured Mike would be a dead end.

Still, I'm curious as to why you posted that picture.

Why would you think I posted it?

Because you were the one in the bathroom with Kelly that night.

What are you doing?

We're not a couple, so we don't need to share.

Okay, now you're just... I'm out of line. Have you met you? Why do you think

broke up in the first place? Then what can I do to make this roommate situation

better? Nothing.

You should move out.

How's striking that freshman strikes again?

Is that Kelly?

Yeah, answer the post is gross, okay? But does Kelly really need you to defend

her? I need to show her I'm an ally.

Are you sure you're not just gonna want her back? It's the right thing to do.

Chris! I saw the new name that freshman post.

Same thing happened to me last year.

It has to stop.

What are these?

Peace flowers.

You were right. I should be the one to go.

So I put in a request for transfer with student housing. They said it'll take a

few weeks.

But in the meantime, peace flowers.

I'm sure that we can make roommates work. No, you were right.

And you've been so helpful to Chris with this whole Kelly thing.

Much nicer than I was last year.

I should really take a lesson in being you.

Hey, is there an iron around here somewhere?

Uh, nah, someone must have stole it.

Yeah, I heard it used to be into fashion.

You think I could smooth this out?

Is that her fault for you?

Didn't figure that was your thing.

Yeah, not sure if it is.

Hey, what you think about Jane?

I could never. She dated Taylor last year.

Oh.

Well, I mean, she broke up with Carlos and she's currently single. That's what

you're asking. She seems to have a thing for guys on her floor.

I asked around the LGBT club, the football team, the church, the kitchen

even got a short list of all the guys still left at the bar after that fight.

Noah Silverman, Richie Siegler, and shocker, Evan Watson.

Oh, I doubt it was Evan.

He stopped something like this from happening last year. Yeah, but the point

all these people on the list are going to fall for you.

And Kelly's still going, too.

She shouldn't have to dance next to her assailant.

Sounds like you need a date.

Kelly will be grateful, right? Like, she'll appreciate what we're doing.

You're a good guy, Chris.

You really think she's worth all the trouble?

Absolutely.

Shall we?

Hello? Alright, so you know how this...

Whole year I've been, I don't know, off?

On your journey?

Yeah. So the only time I felt semi -sane was when I was with Jane.

Maybe that's what's been missing.

Uh, so you're coming here? To the dance?

No, I'm going to the gym. Gonna plan my next move.

Alright man, I gotta go.

See any of our suspects?

Mind getting me a glass of water?

Oh, yeah. Coming right up.

I need you.

You've got to think for bathrooms.

Who did you send that picture to? I only sent it to you. It's awesome, right?

Yeah, because it said the name of that freshman.

Wait, what?

You posted it?

Well, I mean, technically the anonymous troll who manages the account posted it,

but yes, I sent it to him. Why would you do that?

Because my body is nothing to be ashamed of. And if we reclaim that account,

then we destroy any sort of salacious thrill that these misogynist asshacks

from exposing us without our consent. I don't care about your nonsensical post

-post -feminist logic.

Just don't tell Chris we hooked up, okay?

Fine, okay, I won't tell Chris, but...

Think that you really should Yeah, I'll get right on top of that

You know, I'm surprised you showed up tonight.

Yeah, well, I had to do my research first.

On me?

What's there to study?

Well, you dated the actor, and then the director.

So it sounds like you left yourself into some drama.

Here, let me fix this for you.

No.

Looks like somebody got hurt.

Yeah, well, you're gonna have to try harder than that.

What's up?

How much you wanna bet it was him?

Why would you think it's Evan?

That's it.

Wait, Chris!

What is this?

You're a real piece of work, man.

What are you talking about? They named that freshman post.

I know it was you. Chris, you're a has -been athlete with a bleak future.

This is the only thing you can do to make yourself feel powerful?

You blaming me for shit again? What is this, last year? No, I'm sorry, Evan.

Okay.

I have to tell you something.

I'm flattered, really, I am. And I can't say I don't feel something, you know,

in return, but I have to deal with this Kelly situation right now.

It's not that. It's Kelly.

Wait, okay, I figured it out. Evan took the pictures, didn't he? It's okay. I

don't hold it against you. Chris,

she didn't mean to hurt you, and neither did Denise.

Denise, why would she?

Oh, wait.

You said you were going to tell him.

Oh, God, he doesn't know.

Now what?

I was with Kelly.

I took the picture.

Why are my clothes on my bed?

I heard about you and Kelly.

So to be clear, this is you saying goodbye to the moral high ground.

And the room.

You'll be the one moving out.

You know, it's not like Chris and Kelly were going the distance.

She was going to break his heart eventually.

And you just had to help her along.

Don't forget your fries.

Heard about you and Kelly. That sucks.

Look, about the stuff I said earlier tonight, it's... Somebody accusing me of

something totally heinous without any evidence?

Pretty much used to it by now.

Yeah, well, maybe I was looking for an excuse to come down on you.

For reasons other than tonight?

Or last year reasons.

Chris... I'm really sorry.

For all of it.

Yeah, it's funny. Last year at the gender bender when we... You know, I

think I wanted to be with you.

I think I wanted to be like you.

Turns out being me isn't so great.

The girl I was into, I don't even know who she was.

Yeah, Lex, right?

What'd you like about her?

What does anyone like about anyone? I mean...

He was cute, smart, kept me on my toes. I don't know.

What about Kelly?

I spent so long going through all the gender stuff, and I was just happy to

someone to like.

So it wasn't really about her, but honestly, she was just really hot. She

hot.

So typical dude reasons, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, typical dude reasons.

Chris, look, I fucked up.

I thought I was just being a lady about town after Val and I split, but it's

possible I might have been overcompensating. It all got out of

I'm sorry.

You know what's crazy for a second there? I thought we were both catching

feelings.

Sorry, I like my ladies to be ladies. They're way too masculine for me.

Well, it seems like you really need a friend.

Yeah, I guess I do.

Good luck with that.

Oh, hey, sorry. Is Jane here?

Um, yeah.

Hey, um, I just wanted to thank you for blowing me up with Chris.

I'm so sorry. I just, I just overheard you and Kelly in the bathroom, and I

really thought that you were going to tell him. If you need help deciphering

sarcasm, it goes like this.

Thanks so much for your help, Jane.

You're such a great fucking friend.

Hey, is she right?

You do that on purpose?

You got some real guy complex shit right there.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Mm -hmm. Like a giant protecting the innocent.

That's a humanitarian.

I didn't do anything.

I swear.

What the hell? You're hitting girls now?

She's not admitting anything.

No one said this was going to be fun.

You broke into my room?

I broke into everyone's room.

So it was you who attacked me on the roof?

Look, I... I just wanted to scare you away. I never would have hurt you.

Like you would never hurt my sister before you pushed her? No.

No, I just needed you to stop digging, right?

That way the truth wouldn't come out.

And what truth is that, Carlos?

Jane was a Memphis friend at Camp Schwarm, didn't she?

She killed Cliff.

Prove it.

Ooh, that's going to be tough.