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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,979 --> 00:00:06,880 Previously on I Ship It. Chris broke up with me. 2 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:11,140 Thanks for doing this with me, Rumi. 3 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:12,860 Yeah, no problem. 4 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:15,100 One, two, three. 5 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,020 Nope, still nothing. 6 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:22,400 Really? I saved you an assignment. 7 00:00:22,660 --> 00:00:26,840 It's a featurette on Tessa Black and the Mary Sues. You started the Leviosa 8 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:31,060 Battle of the Bands. I discovered nerd rock and I thought to myself, I can do 9 00:00:31,060 --> 00:00:35,650 this. I used to write fanfic and songs, too. I want people to feel things 10 00:00:35,650 --> 00:00:39,690 because of my work. My ex -boyfriend Chris, I felt so conscious about 11 00:00:39,690 --> 00:00:40,589 in front of him. 12 00:00:40,590 --> 00:00:42,650 Now I'm signing up for the battle of the bands. 13 00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:45,710 Hey, Tim. 14 00:00:46,810 --> 00:00:47,810 Let's start a band. 15 00:00:51,370 --> 00:00:52,790 Do you ever find this job depressing? 16 00:00:54,450 --> 00:00:55,450 What do you mean? 17 00:00:55,470 --> 00:00:56,470 I mean... 18 00:00:57,230 --> 00:01:00,490 Wouldn't you rather be the kind of person who's written about a magazine 19 00:01:00,490 --> 00:01:03,250 the kind of person who spends their nights reporting on the accomplishments 20 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:04,250 others? 21 00:01:04,269 --> 00:01:05,269 No. 22 00:01:05,590 --> 00:01:07,470 Can't say I've ever wanted to be in the spotlight. 23 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:10,250 Yeah. 24 00:01:10,910 --> 00:01:15,870 But you sing, so I signed us up for a battle of bands that's in six weeks, and 25 00:01:15,870 --> 00:01:17,230 you owe me $20 for the entrance fee. 26 00:01:18,030 --> 00:01:19,030 What? 27 00:01:38,510 --> 00:01:41,050 There's something on my mind. 28 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:45,250 I thought that keeps me up at night. 29 00:01:45,470 --> 00:01:50,170 I just need you, babe. 30 00:01:50,470 --> 00:01:51,870 I don't sing. 31 00:01:52,210 --> 00:01:59,090 Oh, remember when I said let's 32 00:01:59,090 --> 00:02:06,070 start a band and you, you said okay. 33 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:26,600 Wait, 34 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,980 what are you talking about? What? Nothing. What are you talking about? 35 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:48,140 wanna do this Yeah, I really wanna do this If 36 00:02:48,140 --> 00:02:54,420 you really wanna do this Okay, 37 00:02:54,540 --> 00:03:01,380 fine We 38 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:08,220 need at least two other people to start a 39 00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:09,480 band, though. Yep. 40 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:13,600 Otherwise, it's just going to be you and me, staying up late at night, writing 41 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,600 music and bonding. 42 00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:16,800 That's a recipe for disaster. 43 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:22,700 Hey, promise you're not going to get all weird and schmoopy on me just because I 44 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:23,980 got all fat on you that one night. 45 00:03:25,980 --> 00:03:28,060 I'm... I am schmoopless. 46 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:30,960 Schmoop -free. 47 00:03:47,150 --> 00:03:48,330 Is this something we should talk about? 48 00:03:49,070 --> 00:03:52,030 Or can we just, like, bury it forever? 49 00:03:52,510 --> 00:03:53,510 Buried. 50 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:55,190 Cool. 51 00:03:55,850 --> 00:03:57,170 Where are we going to get these people? 52 00:04:01,990 --> 00:04:04,050 So, great. Do you play any instruments? 53 00:04:05,230 --> 00:04:08,790 Why do you want to break into the music journalism industry? 54 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:13,680 I don't. The music industry is a dying dinosaur, and corporate organized media 55 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:17,300 is irrelevant in an age where Twitter and citizen journalism exist. 56 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,380 So why are you here? 57 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:23,720 Internships like these count towards my community service. You know, teaching 58 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,780 the elderly social media skills, etc. 59 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:28,520 I'm like six seconds older than you. Exactly. 60 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,080 You get it. 61 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:38,320 So, I see you have beatboxing listed on your resume. 62 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,600 And you're going to LACC? 63 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,020 Why did you apply for this? 64 00:04:48,420 --> 00:04:50,520 My parole officer said I had to. 65 00:04:52,220 --> 00:04:54,700 Great job, Kevin. Nice eye contact. 66 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,339 Thank you. 67 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:57,340 Who's confident? 68 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:59,640 I'm confident. Who's that confident kid? 69 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:00,960 It's me. 70 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:05,680 We don't have to start a band. We could... 71 00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:09,080 I don't know, maybe do a... Excuse you. Do, I don't know, a zine? 72 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:14,460 What? If music be the food of love, play on. 73 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,240 Billy Shade. 74 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:19,820 Count Orsino, Twelfth Night, Act One, Scene One. 75 00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:22,940 I can't believe I had a crush on you in college. 76 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:24,780 What? 77 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:29,540 My parents play in the philharmonic and have been making me take violin, guitar, 78 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:33,900 bass, piano, and harp lessons since I developed fine motor skills, so I've 79 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,480 always been interested in the music industry. 80 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,100 You play five instruments? 81 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,600 Six, if you count the glockenspiel. 82 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:42,920 No, 83 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,040 I never remembered the glock. 84 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:46,600 Have you ever heard of nerd rock? 85 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:50,240 Oh, I love nerd rock. Are you kidding me? I wrote a whole paper about it in my 86 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,520 sound engineering class last semester. 87 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:53,100 Sound engineering? 88 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:55,380 Yeah, I know my way around Pro Tools. 89 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:56,660 You're in. 90 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:57,720 The internship. 91 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,000 No, the band. 92 00:05:59,540 --> 00:06:00,600 And the internship. 93 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:02,920 As well. 94 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,540 I still think this could get us fired. 95 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:13,100 And I still think it's an opportunity to do something cool and make people feel 96 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:17,000 emotions and be less alone, which is why we listen to music and participate in 97 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,660 fandoms. We're doing a good thing here, Tim. 98 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,800 Get on board or get out of my way. 99 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:28,670 Rock and roll does not smell like cucumber melon. No. Oh, no. 100 00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:32,130 Before we start, some ground rules. 101 00:06:32,430 --> 00:06:35,770 One, when you come to a rehearsal, come ready to rock. 102 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,810 We're like indie pop rock. 103 00:06:40,470 --> 00:06:44,970 Yeah. Two, since none of you answered my email, let me know if you have any food 104 00:06:44,970 --> 00:06:47,130 allergies because that table is swimming in gluten. 105 00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:51,190 And lastly, no interband dating. 106 00:06:51,950 --> 00:06:54,030 Never works out and no one wants to be a cliche. 107 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:55,830 Any questions? 108 00:06:56,410 --> 00:06:57,410 Let's jam. 109 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:16,030 Well, 110 00:07:22,950 --> 00:07:23,950 that was a thing. 111 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:39,960 Hey guys, it's me. 112 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:41,640 Here's my latest. 113 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,420 It's a song about getting over a broken heart. 114 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:46,600 And new beginnings. 115 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,880 What the what? 116 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:02,160 I knew I had to start over. 117 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:07,480 I knew I had to push through. 118 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:16,940 Before I was just a poser Now 119 00:08:16,940 --> 00:08:22,780 I'm head over heels Got hashtag feels Only because of you 120 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:28,780 All because of you Just because of you 121 00:08:28,780 --> 00:08:33,880 Because of you Yeah 122 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:37,100 We're my one true pairing. 123 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:42,919 It's counting your X on my heart. I'll be the one declaring. 124 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:46,460 We'll never be broken apart. 125 00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:48,400 Part I emoji. 126 00:08:49,460 --> 00:08:51,300 Less than three. 127 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:57,120 There are no two that I ship more than you and me. 128 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:03,260 There are no two that I ship more than you and me. 129 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,640 I'm better than you, asshole. 130 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:14,700 Hey, Tim? 131 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:18,480 Yeah? We need to make a music video. 132 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:20,980 Okay. 9225