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Previously, on iShippet, there's never enough of the thing you're obsessed

which is why I turned to fanfiction.

Can I please read your fanfic? Only faceless strangers are allowed to read

fic. Your fanfic's not the worst writing I've ever read. I actually quite like

it. You waste a lot of energy thinking about me, don't you? What if we start

dating, and then we break up? You should move in.

Maybe I can move in next month. If the PA thing doesn't work out, I can cover

it.

Moving day.

Ready?

Totally. Yeah, I think so.

Don't know what we're going to do with two ironing boards, but it's going to be

great.

Hello?

Ella, are you free?

Yeah. Marie's gone nuclear.

I'll be right in.

It's work.

They need me to come in.

We'll do this another time.

Promise. Mm -hmm

We think it might be food poisoning.

Oh, no.

I might have to take her to the hospital later.

Well, I guess we can do without her. Yeah.

Okay. Hope she feels better. Thank you. Bye.

Done. We are both officially sick.

That's good.

Everyone gets sick.

Even people who work on superstition. They'll survive one day without you.

And if we don't move in today, we never will.

You'll have to pardon my grin, but I like watching you fit your stuff in.

I'll gladly make you some room for some trade in this house for a home where

you'll be residing.

It doesn't feel like a chore to blend all of my space with yours.

On the contrary, dear, I feel right at home here as long as you're right there

beside me.

Good night and good morning.

Cause you'll be right back.

Oh, hey, Sasha.

I just saw a cut of your first episode, and you were just radiating off the

screen. I have a hunch Jasmine is going to be a super fan favorite. Thank you.

Did you hear that? I did.

That's great.

I really thought she hated me.

Nice.

Telescope placement.

It's really coming together.

Yeah, definitely.

You can ignore that. Yes, I could.

Technically. But what if it... Work?

I was going to say the queen. Come on.

What's more important than this right now? I can't not look.

Seriously? I'm a curious person.

A video message from Sasha.

See? Not important.

I'm gonna tell her you said that.

Hi, Ella.

I'm so sorry you're sick. I'm sending you organic chicken soup and lots of

And if you need anything else, just let me know. Anyway, they moved the big

dance sequence up to today, and I know you were excited about it, and I just

wanted to show you my costume.

Isn't it incredible?

They're shooting the dance episode today? It's super complicated. They

needed me for that.

Why did I let you talk me into calling in sick?

I just wanted us to finally move in together without our jobs getting in the

way. I mean, I'm probably missing stuff, too. That's completely different. You

hate your job. You've been miserable ever since you took that promotion.

I did that for us.

I didn't ask you to.

You're the one that took that promotion.

You're the one that decided we had to call in sick. Oh, and you're the one

seems to need an obscene amount of throw pillows.

You said you liked them. I was just trying to be nice. Fine.

Well, I was just trying to be nice about your telescope placement.

The best place for it is in the garbage. It doesn't actually work. It's totally

impractical. It's decorative.

I like stars.

You know what?

I'm just gonna go to work.

I'll tell them I got better.

Well,

be careful. If you're contagious, everyone on set might end up allergic to

commitment.

Someone had a miraculous recovery.

Just happy to be here. Helping the show. Living the dream.

What's up with you?

Nothing.

Have you guys seen Marina?

We have, like, 15 extras, and I know that I asked for 50.

This big dance is going to look like a zombie apocalypse.

Well, here's an extra for you.

Wait, what?

Oh, great. Get her to hair and makeup.

Yeah, you got it.

Helping the show. Living the dream.

You guys living together is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Whoa.

Dark Tim alert.

Did I step into an angsty alternate universe of sadness?

Where's Ella?

What happened?

A lot of things.

Very specific.

Thanks.

Do you have to be here?

Yes, I do.

Oh, no, no, I'm not supposed to... What are you doing?

Please stop.

This isn't how I wanted to spend my night.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

If I'd have wanted to be an actor, I...

No. No, I can't even contemplate it. Don't be dramatic. You're not an actor.

Your background, you're practically part of the scenery.

Not bad.

For someone who was on a deathbed mere hours ago.

Rude.

Could be better.

what happened, but Tim seems really upset.

I think you should come home.

I... Ella, I can't.

I gotta go.

Hey.

Everything alright?

Yeah.

So excited for the Salem Falls Starry Night Ball.

These town events always turn out so well for everyone involved.

Just kiss.

Cut. Going tighter. Let's get B -cam on this next set up. And quiet and we're

rolling, please. That includes you background.

Mouthing only.

Mm -hmm.

Moving on, let's get some more couples on the dance floor.

You two.

I feel like I'm losing her to a TV show.

To be fair, it's not just a TV show.

It's superstition.

Haven't you ever read her fanfic? She doesn't want me to read it.

No, she doesn't want you to read it in front of her.

Who wants to be judged in real time? But it's on the internet.

Anyone can find it. Ella knows that.

Yeah.

I'm not sure about that.

In every one of her fics in season one, she's written an author's note like, I

would sell my soul if I could spend five minutes with Marina Hunter.

Are we really surprised that she chose superstition over moving boxes?

Do you want me to turn the lights off so you can wallow some more?

No. You can leave them on.

Ella's fanfic username is Shipperella, right?

Mm -hmm.

So much fun being in scenes with you.

Maybe next season they'll have more stuff for me to do.

What? Oh, Ryder let it slip that they might be considering turning me into a

human Dracula.

Wouldn't that be amazing?

So amazing.

And cut.

Okay, let's do the next one with playback. My extras.

Keep dancing, making conversation.

B camera's just going to be making the rounds, okay?

And action!

I don't always know how to turn just

what I feel into words that fit together.

I don't get you.

You wanted to work on this show so badly. You literally pushed your way

job through sheer force of will and light fraud.

Yeah, a job in a writer's room.

I'm not an in -front -of -camera person.

Good thing you're not in front of camera then.

Cassandra is.

Cassandra.

Came to the damn scope out the town She's a powerful witch who's gonna bring

about the apocalypse probably Okay, if I'm Cassandra

your end My manservant who's gonna be demon fodder any day now not fair Ed has

his own hopes and dreams I mean do you really think you should have to live by

her wins?

No, you shouldn't oh my god, just like Tim

I'm a horrible person. You really are, aren't you? I mean, you probably have no

idea that Ed graduated from Warlock Academy.

Honestly, he's a way overqualified sister.

Cut! Okay, reset.

Going again.

Is it really that late?

Uh, no, that's a prop clock.

Nothing here is real. You know that, don't you?

Breakfast in the morning, you making coffee.

Walks through the park till it's dark when we leave.

I thought that hello would be all that we know.

But now I've changed my vocabulary.

I didn't see this coming, the story of you and me.

Not so long ago, we had our heads in the clouds.

Too happy to know we were on our way down.

I only saw beginnings, the good and the winnings, and all that I'd

hoped it would be.

I didn't see this coming, the story of you and me.

I'm not surprised you could stay.

If you let your new life go and sweep you away.

But just cause you're gone doesn't mean that I'm not thinking of you

every day.

How could I see this?

Your face in the evening, the look in your eyes.

A couch when it's storming, a picnic when it's dry.

I thought that we'd stick through the thin and the thick. I thought we made a

pretty good team.

But I didn't see this coming, the story of you and me.

No, I didn't see this coming, the story...

Just tired.

Okay, on this path, I want couples kissing.

You two, you two, and you two.

Marina, I really hate coming to you with this, but, you know, I never ask for

anything unless it's important.

What's going on?

I'm just a little worried about the direction the show's going.

I mean, I'm sure it's the network pushing for it and not you, but the

keeps getting bigger and bigger, all these new characters and side

I just really feel like we should go back to our roots, you know?

Go on.

I mean, it's... your show so take all my suggestions with a grain of salt but i

was thinking maybe we could scale back on the minor characters maybe even kill

some off and jasmine but the fans hate when we kill off their favorite

characters but when it's done well like with button willow in season four

those are the episodes everyone remembers

Oh, Tia.

Hi.

I mean, I had to talk to you. You were amazing.

Wasn't tonight amazing?

Did you see Kayla in that dress? That scene was so romantic. You could just,

like, feel it in the air, right?

What? No.

What? I can't believe this is my job.

Everything's coming together so perfectly.

Hey.

Can we talk? We should talk.

Okay, well... Actually, can I go first?

Yeah.

I'm sorry for leaving in the middle of a fight.

But at the same time, I don't regret going to work.

Well, mostly.

I mean, I got to live my dream tonight.

I get to do that every time I step out the door and go to work.

And it just made me think that you should get to live your dream, too.

I don't want to hold you back.

Just like Therese.

What?

I read your fanfic.

Oh, God.

Which one?

A bunch.

They were really good.

But, well, I'm obviously Adam.

What?

You're nothing like Adam.

For one thing, he's blonde. In every fic, Therese basically says that to

Live your own life.

Don't blame me for your choices.

I release you, etc. Right before she goes off and has her big adventures.

I'm the guy you have to get rid of before your big adventure.

Tim. I'm not blaming you.

I just... I don't want us to become the couple that resents each other.

I don't resent you. Maybe not yet.

But I feel like you're starting to.

And I don't want that.

I don't want that either.

So... I think that we should break up.

While we feel like each other.

I release you.