All language subtitles for I Ship It s02e03 The Orb of Truth

Previously on iShipIt, there's never
enough of the thing you're obsessed

which is why I turned to fanfiction.

You're easy to track down, Chiparella.

You write fanfiction.

You waste a lot of energy thinking about
me, don't you? I'm super gay. What if

we start dating and then we break up?
You want to design buildings and save

world with eco -friendly architecture?

This isn't your path.

Maybe it's got to be my path for a
little while.

You're obsessed, Saxon. I know you miss
Buttonwillow, but whoever the heir of

Salem is, no mortal can wield the verge
of resurrection.

Not so long ago, you thought magic was
for storybooks. You can't bring him

But I want to!

I mean, not that.

I have to do this, and then I'd say...
I'd say...

I hate you.

But in a sexy way, we should tease some
romance here. Like what? How about, um,

stars don't apologize for twinkling. Me
loving you is just a fact.

Like gravity or stars.

What? Sorry, you're right. That is, that
is terrible.

Stop reading my fanfic or I will end
you. Looking forward to it, Shiparella.

What if they stare each other down for a
charged moment?

They start to lean in.

But then Father Warren arrived and
whiffed Saxon away. And then we arced

tension over the next couple episodes,
which brings us to the finale.

Marina's going to love it. That's great.

Yeah. Oh, good.

You're still here.

I wanted to thank you all for a fabulous
four weeks of shooting.

Homemade macaroons for everybody.

Thank you. Oh, thanks. Thank you. That's
sweet.

Are you still coming tonight?

Totally. Thanks for getting the escape
room tickets.

Though I may cancel if Kayla
reschedules. Not that I'm planning this

around her availability.

See you there.

Hate it?

You have 15 minutes to call your
families, and then we are starting over

scratch.

I'm so sorry.

No, it's cool.

I'll see you at home. Okay. Have fun.
Okay.

Are you guys excited? Are you kidding?

Trapped in a room with the cast of
Superstition?

Imagine if Nick Hawthorne and I get
separated from everyone else, and we're

scared and vulnerable, and we open up to
each other.

Did you know he was named GQ's sexiest
man of the year?

Caleb was voted one of the hottest
Canadians on TV. Did you guys know I was

Shippet's employee of the month?

Alright, what if the heir of Salem
turned out to be Father Warren? It's

What if we brought... Genevieve back in
a coma. Genevieve's dead. Yeah, but if

Father Warren was the heir of Thelon...
I said no. Answer me out if he was.

Stephen, it's been a pleasure working
with you. You are finished here. Please

don't come in tomorrow.

Is this real?

Luke, notify payroll that Stephen's been
dismissed.

Let's dig deeper.

I want this to feel inevitable.

It's fate.

Can I go to the bathroom?

I want to break again.

Oh, my God.

Do we have to choose the office -themed
one?

So, basically, there has been a zombie
apocalypse.

Neat. We're a collection of ragtag
office workers who've been left a series

clues and puzzles to escape before the
zombie virus reaches us, which isn't

exactly an hour. But don't worry.

If we get stuck, we can buzz and ask
them for a hint through these walkie

-talkies. Ten.

Nine.

Eight.

Seven. Gosh.

Excuse me.

I'm so clumsy.

Yeah, intriguing.

Hi. I'm Nick.

Two. One. It's all happening.

You are now locked in.

The show.

isn't about witches and magic and
alternate timelines. It is about

relationships. We are trying to make
people feel something real, something

honest, like the orb of truth in season
two.

We should bring that back.

Literally.

Am I on mute?

Someone go get me the orb from the prop
warehouse now.

I'll get it.

Don't help her.

This is a good idea. They act for work.
They probably don't want to be

pretending for fun. Maybe I should have
picked something with real estate.

So, the printer has to be programmed to
print out the door code, but it's stuck.

Relax, it's supposed to be fun.

Are you not having fun?

I'm having fun.

It's incredible how they captured that
claustrophobic office feeling.

I think we need to find the manual.

I think we'll...

Side by side.

Afraid to break the magic spells,
they're slightly truce.

Stop reading my fan fiction.

Stop writing something so easy to make
fun of.

Add some notes, if you're interested.

Oh, no, I'm not. This person's all
wrong, for a start. He's way too nice.

Adam's totally spineless. But you know
what the biggest problem with it all is?

That it's fan fiction.

It just seems like a lot of self
-indulgent wish fulfillment to me.

What's wrong with a little wish
fulfillment in fiction?

Quite a lot.

This isn't magic because of the curses
and time travel.

It's magic because when Adam says to
Teresa that he'll love her for a

lifetimes, he means it literally.

That is a highly unrealistic
expectation.

I know you might think I'm naive Or
there's a misguided heart on my

sleeve But I don't know how you can feel
it When you look around at these

things If you look closer it shows

How loving someone is supposed to be The
ink on script

pages, props and sound stages Are filled
with that familiar glow

Where heroes are honest and brave

When the story is over, you wish you
could stay Can't you see the

lessons in love and affection In every
word that they say?

Can't you see it that way?

I know that you might not agree.

But why don't you just take it from me?
If there is one thing I know,

the world's not a show on TV.

It's all...

Suck in poor romantic suckers like you.
It's easier to cheer for smoke

and a mirror. It's just what they want
you to do.

True love that never fades.

Is that what you're looking for? Give me
a break.

It's good for the soul.

You're just gonna burn. And you're just
gonna...

Can't you see it that way?

Tim's not really an office manager.

He's going to be an architect.

So you're an artist.

I don't know.

I'm just working on it. Working towards
it. Do you ever find it terrifying how

close you came to not being on the path
you're on now?

Well, now I do.

It's the Tribunal Trinity Cup.

This brainwashed the entire town.

And the crystal candles.

It took all of season five for Adam and
Therese to collect these.

Hey, focus up, shipperella.

I think we might be out of time.

Hello?

I think we're finished in here. Over.

Surprise! Ah!

I paid the staff to take the rest of the
night off. There's no hints.

It's a real escape room. Isn't it
exciting?

Or did I take a good idea and go too
far? I totally did, and you're all mad

me, aren't you?

Oh, I found the orb! Oh, good.

It's too high.

I'll get it down if you admit that
nobody has ever loved anyone else for a

thousand lifetimes.

I literally just said I would grab it.

You were being a dick. Oh, was I? Well,
I can't wait for you to explain to

Marina how my character flaws broke the
orb of truth.

Can you not?

No reception?

No reception.

Of course not.

Oh, give it up.

It's not opening.

The writers know we went to the prop
warehouse.

Eventually they'll notice we're missing
and come check on us.

Yeah, any moment now, for sure.

Set them down?

No.

Kayla, I know that you said no.

The last time that I asked. And if your
feelings are still what they were last

season, tell me now. I'll never think...
Yeah, still now.

We made love.

We hooked up at a wrap party.

What are you guys going to do when we
get out of here?

I'll be looking for someone to share my
life with.

Just a lonely soul seeking some
companionship.

What if you never find it, though?

What if you're one of those people who
everyone thinks of as just a friend and

that's all you ever are to everyone?

Maybe the lesson is you should tell
people how you feel about them in the

moment. Kayla, I... No, not you. Damn
it.

Do you guys think I'm talented?

In my GQ article, they said I'm more
than just a pretty face, which must mean

that people think I am just a pretty
face.

I read an online comment that said I'm a
low -budget Fabio.

You really shouldn't read online
comments.

Oh my god, I'm never getting out of
here.

else. This would be fun.

Anyone else at all.

Yeah, this would be fine if you weren't
the kind of person that I am always

avoiding. My choice would be a werewolf
of three. A serial killer might prove

less annoying.

I don't afford the lock on the door.

Cause if I tell you the truth,

I'd have more fun locked up with anyone
than anyone else but you.

I know this should be grand, but given
the chance, I would have planned this

exact situation.

But now I fear trapped with you here is
making me come to a new realization.

I thought you'd be more interesting.

Are my expectations too...

If you were the you that I've always
dreamed about

I guess this would be fun

if I was someone Who didn't see this is
all too familiar But as for me,

it's five days a week Stuck at a desk
isn't my kind of thrill And I'm not the

guy to get us outside Or by now I'd have
found my way

This might be more fun if I live some
other life than I do right now.

Yeah, this might be more fun if I live
some other life than I do right now.

Truth or dare?

Dare. I dare you to lick a prop.

Gross. No.

I pick truth.

Say something nice about me. Your
fanfic's not the worst writing I've ever

I actually quite liked it.

Really? Not your turn.

Truth or dare?

Truth. Why are you so annoying all the
time?

I don't know. Why are you such a dick
all the time?

You really want to know?

What?

The tragic backstory?

Yeah. My, uh... My heart.

Broken.

You see, a sea witch cursed me because I
told her I couldn't love her for a

thousand lifetimes.

So close.

So close to a genuine moment.

It's okay. There'll be other times.

I

know

Kayla doesn't love me right now.

But if I hang around long enough,
eventually...

It will change.

Okay, everyone.

So we're stuck here right now, spinning
our wheels, thinking we'll never get

out. But that will not stand.

Nick, did you give up when you got
passed over for your first ever

I actually found success almost
immediately once I started.

Kayla, Sasha, Winnie, you didn't give
up.

Just because you're women in a tough
industry.

Well, I'm very talented.

And my parents are hyper -wealthy.

Third thing.

Yeah.

Uh, Adam.

You haven't given up on Kayla falling in
love with you. Even though you probably

should.

We are smart.

We are solving these puzzles.

We are getting out of here. And I am
never.

Spending another day in an office ever
again!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! I'm not giving up!

I'm not giving up!

Okay, enough.

I'm getting out of here.

That was anticlimactic.

You okay?

Let me see.

Well, I guess we hope the prop food's
edible and see how long we last.

Prop food?

Wait.

In season one, Father Warren wielded the
staff of divine justice against the

Shadow Walkers.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Come on.

Suck it, door.

You look terrible.

Bye.

If we've done the final digit
combination correctly, this should open

I want you all to know that whatever
happens, the room has changed us.

I feel pretty

emotionally raw. I don't know if I
should be alone tonight.

Don't you want to come?

I don't think that's such a great idea.

Are you sure? I could cook for you and
read you my poetry.

Nick, when I look at you, I still see
Saxon.

A sexy, dangerous, dark angel who fell
from grace.

If I get to know you any better, that
might shatter the illusion for me. And I

choose the illusion.

That's fair.

Broke the orb of truth.

What? Oh, whatever. That was just to
make a point. Finished these board

I'm going home.

Thank you.

And as she stared at the back of his
head, she knew she was falling

in love with him.

Bye, loser.

Back then.

You devil.

I broke a prop and almost got fired. I
don't know what I would have done. Maybe

beg Shira for my job and I ship it back?

That's not what you want to do.

Maybe I want too many things.

I don't know how to be happy with what I
have.

Are you not happy?

Probably the happiest I've ever been.

I almost got fired from Superstition.

Four weeks ago, Ella would kill to have
my problems.

You know, if the PA thing doesn't work
out, I can cover it.

You know, I got that sweet deputy branch
manager money.

And someday people are going to write
fanfics set in your universes.

Lucky to have you.

What happened at the escape room?

Nothing.

Well, Sasha and Kayla hit it off.

Really? Let's hear it for love.

For love. Mm -hmm.