All language subtitles for Finding Joy s01e05 Growing Pains

When I was younger, life was uncertain.

Curious phenomena like back -to -school
Glenrow music panic attacks on a Sunday

night.

White dog poo.

Fat frog ice pops.

White dog poo. But who knew that life
would turn into this?

I've got an abacababra gold card.

Life has blossomed for me, Canine Aiden.

Yeah, I have a chicken wig still stuck
on my throat from the last hockey bag

brought home. I've just evolved so much,
you know?

I'm really tuned in to understanding
people now. I'm really hearing them.

Joy.

Joy.

Joy.

Joy! Oh. Sorry. You were lost in your
little bubble thingy? Oh yeah, I was

telling K -9 Aiden how mature I've
become.

Oh!

Excellent. Like, take for example when
you moved in. I was overwhelmed by you

and your meth.

Okay.

And then somehow I just learned how to
cope with it, you know? Yes.

Yes.

And now I've got a certain social
responsibility that's reflected in free

kebabs. As many side orders as I want.

Hey, do you want loads of free sauce
sachets? I'm like, yes, put them in the

bag.

I mean, things have got pretty exotic
for me.

Do we hug now? It's just because Scott
Disick is setting his beard on fire live

on the internet in like five minutes.

Excellent.

Hey.

Oh, hey, you.

Where are we going to go for pancakes?

Oh, God, yeah.

No, I can't.

Oh, no.

Joy, where are you going? Oh, no. I
can't go for pancakes, Trish.

I've got to go to work.

There's just so many people relying on
me to sort out their happiness right

What about my happiness?

What about happiness -related pancakes?

Can't do it.

You pinky swore. I did, I did, Trish.
But look, this is a really big moment

me, OK?

I mean, I really think that I can do
this job, which is just so weird.

Because, I don't know, I guess I always
figured I was going to be behind the

scenes editor forever, you know? Like I
was born to write grammar or something.

Care, Joy.

I'm scared of what's going to happen
next, and she says push, and then who am

then? I mean, don't get me wrong. I
mean, I still love an adverb as much as

next person, but this has really been
something for me.

Has that ever happened to you? Humor me
for a second.

Has anything so big, new, and exciting
ever happened to you that, I don't know,

felt like it was changing you or
something?

This is so crazy.

Remember when you were afraid that I was
incapable of changing?

Weird. I've been incapable of changing
for two days because Tom tied my

shoelaces too tight before he went on
his work trip. I'm going to capture this

moment. I can't get out of my own shoes.

Maya!

Oh, gorgeous.

We look adorable.

Oh, Trish, I'm sorry.

Oh, do you know what? I know how to
cheer you up.

Are you ready?

I'm going to let you have my abacabab or
gold card.

You can go get your brekkie there.

A kebab for breakfast. Many sides if you
want. All the sauces.

I know you pregnant people like to eat
all sorts of weird shit, so you're

welcome.

Why are you being such a dick, Joy?

What?

Seriously. We're not kids anymore. We're
not making friendship rings out of

lilch poles.

They're good days. This is you avoiding
the tricky shit.

Again? I don't do that.

Oh, don't look at me.

Oh, don't touch me.

If you need to break up with me, I
completely understand.

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?

I just shot at the bottom of our
friend's garden in the middle of a

party. Yeah, you did. This wouldn't have
happened to Anthea Turner.

Joy, I had a poster of Auntie Turner in
my room when I was 12.

I've grown up a little bit since then.

You're my girl.

In good times and shit times.

Let's go and get you up into the shower,
huh? Up!

Just don't go too crazy on the sides. We
don't want to attract too much

attention to anything.

Morning. Morning.

Human growth ink are holding a hot yoga
session, a grand stretch in the evening.

Get in there.

Pain in growth, stretching through the
knots to feel happier.

Growing pains.

Or to feel taller.

I actually knew someone who grew three
inches from Pilates. It could be

trickery, like those secret wedges Bono
wears in his shoes, or it could be

science. Yeah.

Either way, got to make this one a
really good one.

Got a wrap to protect now, Charlene. Are
you? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh.

Hi there. Sorry, excuse me.

Could I ask you a few questions?

Hmm?

Now that you're old, you're then before
when you were young, younger,

does happiness change?

Happiness is peace of mind.

Your own choices.

Family, friends, work, love.

Not playing the lotto the one night your
numbers come up. Fuck.

Fuck indeed.

But the real moments of unhappiness that
stay with me are the regrets.

If I had that time again with the palm
of my hand, I would choose to live every

minute without fear.

Connected with the people I love.

You're going to get bored of me. I know
it.

You know what I'm bored of?

I'm bored of this. The same conversation
over and over and over.

There is a difference.

Oh, hi there, sir.

You're young, you know.

Does your definition of happiness change
the older you get?

Do I know you somewhere?

I'm the happiness hunter.

For news today?

It's no big deal.

Well, actually it is.

Expectation versus reality. Oh, I know
where I know you.

We shagged in the portly with Epic
Festival.

What?

Oh, no.

No. The sun's catching them.

Yeah, hotter than you and younger.

Yeah, I'm only bad.

Hey, Daisy.

Have you ever been to Epic? Never been.

It's my tooth.

I've heard good things. Yeah, music.

Hello, excuse me. Could I ask you a
question, please?

Do things change as your relationship
goes on?

But of course things change.

Sure, my heart doesn't skip a beat
anymore when I see him. But things move

He makes me tea when my knees hurt. He
makes me laugh when my heart hurts.

And that's better than a tummy flutter
any day of the week. I like that.

We can't just keep saying this turned
out how it was meant to be.

We did have a choice.

You've changed.

Yeah, of course I've changed.

I'm trying to share my life with
somebody.

You haven't.

Oh, there you are.

You are going to love me so much more
than you obviously already do.

Do you remember that girl from the
wrestling?

Yeah. That funny, hot, lovable...

sassy girl that made the wrestling
segment such a screaming success.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was it Sarah?
Yes, that was exactly what it was. It

Sarah. Well, I got in touch with her and
I've managed to get her to come to

tonight's event too.

So you're all set up and you're welcome.

Hope you're not getting bored of all of
this.

Bored? No way.

It's the opposite, really.

It gets more fun.

How are you finding all this?

Deadly.

Just trying to be the best at being
deadly. You know, there's a talk of

coming back and I'm like, bags are not
ever do that.

What's this one about?

Growing up.

Stan, what do you think about making
this one just like a little sexier?

Like... Yeah, sure.

Is that okay?

Absolutely.

Can I come for a kebab with me later?

Absolutely. How do you like yours?

Tomato ketchup.

Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise.

I like mine hot.

Very hot.

Like so hot your tongue would be
throbbing.

Joy! Joy! We were just talking about
you.

Hey. Over here ASAP. Come meet Flora
properly. Flora.

Joy, Joy, Flora.

Very nice to meet you. We've met loads
of times. Oh, I just had a full body

massage and then some genius took the
cucumber from my eyes and put them into

chin tumbler. I have never been so
happy.

Joy, they exfoliated all my dead skin
cells off like a very relaxing exorcism.

Thank you, Flora.

Honestly, it was nothing, guys.

Uh, tiny candles that smell of summers
in Ross Blair is not nothing.

Listen. Thanks, Emile, for filling in
for the last while. And thanks so much

doing your best.

Let me get you something from the goody
bag.

No, I'm going to want that one.

Oh, here's a sample.

Anti -wrinkle cream. Yeah, I don't need
that one.

Oh, thank you.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, we have a sweet little thing.

We do need to discuss about me taking
over again.

Okay.

Yeah. Yahoo!

Something wrong with this mat in the
front?

Okay, everyone.

Welcome to a grand stretch in the
evenings.

Now, I know the idea of this might seem
silly to some idiots.

Am I right?

We all have this idea of what our life
is going to be.

And then shit happens.

If we don't address this, we internalize
it all and we hold on to these stresses

until they become physical knots inside
of us, blocking our ability to be happy.

Okay, everyone.

Downward dog.

And salute.

Who'd like to be the first this evening
to share their life problem with us?

I'm a failed musician.

I always thought I'd really tie quads,
but I think maybe now it's because my

dreams have died.

Thanks so much.

Next. I feel like I'm running out of
time to find happiness. To be fair,

not getting any younger. I thought it
was a physical knot inside of me, but

a kid.

I'm knocked up and terrified.

I don't even know how to make myself
happy. How will I know how to make my

happy? Do you honestly think I'm worth
duplicating?

Like, really?

Yes.

I mean, you have your stuff.

And everybody does.

I would honestly... I would have a
billion of you.

Well, maybe nine, realistically.

Actually, two.

You know, at the cost of...

School books, groceries.

Would anybody else like to share their
life problem with us this evening?

So I always figured honesty is the best
policy for stuff.

But I've also had this knot for a while
because I feel like I've been used a

bit. Oh.

Is that by your guy?

Do you think maybe he's all over his ex
or something? Like he's using you as a

distraction maybe?

No.

Not by him.

I know how he feels.

By his ex.

You're just sweating.

I thought you were sweating a lot.

Is it raining on camera? It looks hot.

Literally.

It's good. It's good. Just wipe your
face.

See, I know how he feels.

We're realistic about what we want. We
talk about it all the time. Our hopes,

our fears, our dreams.

I'm just not sure where he's coming from
in all of it.

Let's hold this stretch for one more
minute.

One minute.

To your corner.

58. 57.

56.

55.

54.

5.

4. My Wii is on there.

2.

1.

Yeah, yeah, I heard you first time.

I can't do it anymore.

Oh, Hayden.

Oh, look at you. You're back.

I thought you'd forgotten about me.

I did.

Because that was me.

I was going to have your baby and buy
school books.

Not Sarah, not Aunt Thea Turner.

Us.

Now you're back to me. You beautiful
rock star.

Yes, you are.

Yes. And you don't need to make love for
two hours a night anymore.

We can go back to our life.

Okay, sorry.

Carry on.

Okay.

You okay?

I miss everything.

Oh, yeah. Like what?

I miss fat frog eyes puffs. I miss
roller skates. I miss punts.

I miss the original Pippa in Home and
Away. Oh, yeah.

God, she's great.

I miss when everything was simpler and
my life felt easier.

Growing up's a pain in the ass.

In fact, that's exactly where growing
pains are.

Right in the asshole.

I mean, screw growing up to be an
astronaut or a princess. Turns out I've

up to be a selfish dickhead.

Yeah.

Why did I think I could fix animals?

I mean, how do I even fix me?

You don't need to fix you.

You're honestly the coolest person I
know.

Yeah, that's probably true.

But...

The time I stopped running away, Joy.

The time I grew up myself and faced some
truth.

That's why I'm heading off to Bali to
find myself.

You're leaving?

Yes, but you're going to be so fine.

You've got Trish. Trish?

Trish hates me because I pretended that
she wasn't really having a baby

because... because maybe I couldn't...

It's up to the fact that I had my own
regrets.

That's not a cappuccino. Yeah, I went
out to get a cappuccino, but you know

you go out to get something and then you
get distracted and you come back with

something completely different?

Yeah, like a flat white, not a cot. So
the guy next door, he was throwing it

and he said that maybe we might need one
of these one of these days.

Oh, come on. Like, we barely even
discussed anything like that. Also, I

that kind of stuff can take forever. It
can take, like, 20 years.

OK, so when you were younger, did you
ever think you'd get married?

Yeah.

To Johnny Logan. But then you grow up,
Aidan.

Exactly.

And I just think that maybe we could be
mature enough to have an actual grown

-up conversation about us.

Maybe canine Aidan could use that as a
fun den.

Joy, that's like, that's all part of it,
you know?

Life is like a bikini wax.

You can't have happiness without pain.

And it is pain.

But it comes out lovely.

I'm really going to miss you.

More than fat frog ice pops?

Yeah.

from work is calling over.

Will you send him up to me when he's
here? Because I think I might need to

lonely person sex with him and maybe
that's okay.

It is and I will.

Go on.

Thank you.

Yeah, bring the bottle.

And make sure you go full pen.

Really treat yourself.

You deserve it.

Jeffrey,

it's Joy.

Look, I'm sorry for letting you down,
but I don't have anything for you this

week.

I can't use the footage because I'm...
I'm

sorry.

You

have

one new voice message.

It's so wrong.

OMG, this is hilarious.

Okay, gotta go. Send it all over
Twitter.

Aiden! Aiden, outside!

Who's there?

I can reach into his mouth. Okay.

Come on, Aiden. Come on.

Oh, Aiden.

The chicken bone.

I thought I'd lost you.

I thought I'd lost you.

I saw your video.

Everything you said.

Okay, I'm confused. Yeah, they're doing
that thing.

Downstairs!

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