All language subtitles for Finding Joy s01e01 Feel the Fear

Well, it looks like a nice day.

A nice start.

It looks like everything is going to be
okay.

Well, her shoes are in the exact right
order there as per usual.

Those little things over there look like
they're in the right place.

Oh, wait a second.

Stop here.

Oh, for the love of St. Francis. The
marker lines on the glass of water

really hate it when she does that. It's
just so creepy.

There she is.

The old tosser.

I don't mean that she's... What I mean
is that... What I'm trying to say is

she's been tossing in the bed a lot
lately.

Look, we've all been going through quite
a lot. It's been a tricky time for

everyone.

It's just that I love her.

Okay? I'm not afraid to say that. I have
to know. I need to know. She's going to

be okay.

Get up.

Oh, Jesus, that's a relief.

Sorry. That's okay, Joy. We're learning
to deal with this in our own way.

Johnny hates me.

Why? Is she laughing?

Oh, my God, he's not back, is he? I
can't smell his stuff anywhere.

I can smell him from three miles away.
I'm a dog, for God's sake.

Yes? What?

What now?

Shit.

Shit, shit, or shit, shit?

Aiden? Oh, Jesus, it's a shit on the
bed. Oh, God, why do I keep doing that?

Oh, no.

Aiden! Okay, look, if I can't see you,
you can't see me.

Aiden! No, put that down. What are you
doing?

Ah!

Bad dog ownership.

Aiden!

Were you not just calling him?

No, this was canine -aiding, not human
-aiding.

Human -aiding has never actually taken a
shit on me. Like, in either way, like,

not in a gross way or, like, in a sexy
way. Can it ever be sexy? I just feel

like, no, never.

Although it does sort of feel like he's
shot all over me.

Why? I feel it was our differences, you
know?

But, like, why should we change who we
are?

I guess we should stop making each other
happy, but it's really hard, this

modern way in which we live. It's
constant, are we happy?

No, why?

Yes, my giant.

Why?

Nitroizer, serumizer, activizer,
vitamin, multis, all the Bs, the C, D,

sunshine, happiness, vitamin.

That's all.

Aiden? Aiden!

Aiden!

Aiden!

Aiden!

Like what? What?

Like, what do you want?

Excuse me? You've been after me for ten
minutes. Like, what do you want? I don't

know what you're talking about.

Okay, look, I had this huge night last
night. I'm incredibly edgy right now,

but... Did we?

Did we? Sorry?

Swipe right.

Huh?

Oh, my God.

You just did the thing, didn't you? You
texted me to see if it's me, and I'm

like... Okay, so my hands have literally
not moved.

And there's my phone.

Whoa. Excuse me. Hang on. Excuse me.
Hey.

All right.

Let's, uh...

It's a reminder of your pelvic floor
exercises.

Aiden!

Is your dog called Aiden?

Yeah.

Aiden. Hello, Aiden.

My name is also Aiden.

When I was... Yeah.

You're human, Aiden.

Thanks, I can be human, Aiden.

Oh, Aiden and Aiden.

I can't talk. I have to go to work.

I'm fine. You're not.

You're not fine.

You haven't been answering my calls, so
I've had to get up off my hole, come

over here and check on you.

It's inconvenient. I'm busy.

Oh, really?

How is Space Rocket Invader 7 going?

I'm up to level four.

That's actually not bad.

I just want to see you cry.

Once.

Just have a cry. Or a bit of a cry. I
don't want to lie.

I don't have any tears. I don't need
tears, because I'm fine, and you're kind

bullying me now, to be honest. It's
just, I know that today is... Does that

work?

I know it's May 28th.

Those pelvic floor exercises, huh?

Yeah. Amazing.

I mean, I may not be so toned.

Like here.

Or like here.

Or here.

Uh -huh.

But my vagina's very toned.

Yes, it is.

It's just a pity I can't show it off
more in cute outfits, you know?

I have to go.

Oh, my God, I've got the best idea.

Trish, you should move in with me.

You could play Death Star 9 while I
watch Gilmore Girls eating blocks of

and dams on the couch. Why not is the
actual question.

Because I'm about to have a baby.

And I live with Tom, who's my husband.

I mean, there is that.

I could move in with you.

Help out a bit.

We could, like, wash your hair, do a poo
in peace.

Go in, take your time in there.

You can get hemorrhoids if you try and
rush it. I just don't want that

to my best friends, Bob.

Joy, are you lonely?

No.

I know you don't handle change well, and
this is you coping with it by

pretending it isn't happening and
cutting yourself off from the rest of

world. You could advertise your place
for a flatmate.

With a stranger?

Yeah.

Strangers are the best.

Hello.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Absolutely fine.

Charlene's looking for you. There's been
some flora emergency.

They need you up there right now.

I think they've got some big changes in
mind for you.

What?

Oh, my

God,

you're here.

I was just waiting for you, and now
you're here.

Charlie and I work here. You do work
here. But now you're going to work here

even more. What?

Everyone is literally losing their shit.

Everyone's favorite vlogger slash
reporter slash hyphenated person Flora

gone, and they are freaking out. She
basically cashed in a group hit voucher

some skin resurfacing, but it turns out
the plastic surgeon is actually a dental

hygienist who lied.

I mean, the details are sketchy as fuck,
but she's basically hiding out down in

a cottage in Offaly.

while we wait for the swelling to die
down so we can recognise some, if any,

her face again.

Oh, my God, are you her?

Am I her? Who? Her? You, here, the temp,
to fill in.

I already work here.

You see, that's the spirit.

Oh, no, I mean, actually, I do work here
in a small little office. Her name is

Joy. She's a copy editor.

She is our saviour. It is so good to
meet you, Joy.

We have met a few times. We have big
things planned for you.

Well, not really planned because we are
in the middle of an unexpected crisis.

Flora is gone. Her face is gone. She
basically can't find her nostrils right

now. No nostrils. And her pieces have
been one of our biggest success stories

date. And our subscribers are going to
drop unless we can fix this and find a

solution. Enjoy one minute.

Can somebody get me colostrum on my roll
today, please? Thank you. And Joy, four

of my children are undergoing
orthodontic treatment at the moment, and

need to get this sorted. Yeah, and we
think that you are the woman for the

Hmm?

Wait.

Oh, God, no.

Sorry, I can't fill in for her. I don't
have any experience.

Charlene? You know, I conjugate verbs
and that. Yeah, Charlene, you should,

she... She could fill in. Charlene can't
do it. She basically runs the office

here. She's our right -hand woman. Well,
she also has little charisma and a

compromised past.

But you, Joy, you have something. And
it's an opportunity to get away from the

whatever it is. What exactly is it that
you use to... Verbs, grammar,

prepositions.

Well, I have a preposition for you.

The propositions.

This.

This week's piece.

It's a doozy. The piece?

Yes, the piece. As our new happiness
hunter, hunting for happiness.

Well, you know the drill. Hunting out
answers to our quest for happiness,

remedies to modern life's weariness,
balm for the existential panic that

meaningless indemnity and shorts.

Mostly through sponsored treatments and
events.

That's overwhelming.

I really don't think that I'm the right
person for this. I mean, I do appreciate

that you think that I could.

Well, we never actually said that. But
I... Yes, Joy, yes.

You don't have to hide in the shadows
anymore.

Scared to come out because Flora's light
shone so brightly. You were the wind

beneath her wings. Now, Joy, you're the
wind beneath our wings.

Come on, Joy, we're under time pressure.

We've sponsors and subscribers to keep
happy. Like, actually, literally.

I'll do it.

Well, no, you are doing it.

And the TV awards are coming up soon,
and this segment is our best shot at an

award. We'll be there at this time to
talk you through.

Watching you.

Come on, come on.

Oh,

dear. Oh, boss.

Holy shit, Charlene, what was that? I
can't do this. You did it at university.

Did what?

No, I studied English.

Oh, well, that's perfect, because it'll
be in English.

And you like facts and things.

Yeah, and writing.

Well,

I mean, I did do a few classes, but I
only really signed up because all my

friends were having kids and I couldn't
really join their baby groups, because

apparently it's weird to join a baby
group if you're not pregnant or you

have a baby.

I did write a piece once about dogs.

What are they thinking?

You know, like, what are they... What
are they actually thinking?

Okay, interesting.

So, while you're covering Flora, you
need to copy her format.

Today's event is at the Aviva Stadium.

Oh, they're going to be abseiling off it
or something.

Yada, yada. And Stan is going to be
there to help you film it. Oh, just

Flora's lead, okay?

She's already established the brand, and
everyone loves her.

She's our biggest feature.

Flora is, was, our golden ticket. So no
pressure.

Actually, there is pressure.

So you need to do this, otherwise we're
going to lose our sponsors and our jobs.

Oh, and Geoffrey's kids will have
snaggled teeth for the rest of their

Oh dear.

Let's get you in the chair immediately.

Tell them about your position.

Rose, are you sure? Thank actual God you
could do this. These guys have been

waiting for five months for a slot on
the Happy Hunter.

It's big sponsorship. Big. It's a
biggie, as they say in the biz. So

like a psychological exercise.

These are real people with real fears,
and they are trying to face them, Joy.

And it's your job to explore why.

Brows are big right now.

Come on, Joy. Come on.

Time to go.

Whoa.

New look, Joy. Brows are big right now.
So that's where you're going, Joy.

You're up sailing down.

Pardon?

Oh, no, I'm not going to be doing it.

Oh, yes, you are, Joy. That's part of
the piece.

Your experience.

I can't.

You have to.

Buckle her in.

My knickers, guys.

Guys.

John. John, get in there. Get this.

Get this.

Really? Yeah. Yeah.

Hang on. I can't hear you from up here.

Hang on now.

Look at you.

Quite the wedgie.

Aren't they?

It's really up there.

Oh, gosh.

I'll do that. Okay.

Take this. Take this. Okay.

Just see them as real people.

Okay? Here to take the plunge into a
whole new world off the roof of the

It's a metaphor.

A metaphor. It's real people. Go in
there.

It's very, very high. Yeah.

Woo!

Woo!

Hey, people.

Hey, people.

Be cooler.

Cool.

Heya, fuckers. Too much.

Be like Flora. Be like Flora.

Oh, okay.

Hello there. Thank you so much for
coming here today. We're really excited

you're here. Thank you so much for
coming.

So this is all about facing your fears.

Why are you here?

Oh, it's just an experience type thing.

Like, loads of people are doing it. It's
getting really popular.

My mom said when I came out of her, I
just came out so fast, I bounced right

the floor and it was pretty traumatic.

So I'm personally rebirthing.

See if it sorts out some stuff.

Oh, that's so nice.

The old woman.

Absolutely.

Excuse me, old lady.

Why are you here?

My counselor says I need to find a new
high to replace the porn addiction.

I've just been watching a lot of porn.
That's good.

They say that's good.

Cool. Get him. Get him. Get him.

Excuse me, sir.

Has anything so scary happened in your
life that it changed you forever?

Jody.

Hayden.

How are you?

I'm okay. Yeah.

Don't we give us a second?

Yeah.

I have this cool new job now, which is
really cool. Yeah. I mean, you know, you

always said you should make things up,
Joyce. I'm like, I like mixing things

motherfuckers.

What the fuck, Joy?

It's the guys.

Hey, this parcel came for you today.
It's at our home, at the house that I

in, in that place.

Yeah, it's not really important anymore.
You can throw it in the bin.

Oh, God, Aidan, this is so weird. What
are you doing here?

Someone I met told me about it.

Okay.

Today's the 28th of May.

It would have been the second year
anniversary of us.

So, I know you like to do things a
certain way.

And because it's a special occasion, I
thought that maybe that we could do

something that we haven't done before.

Would you consider and do me the honor
and allow me to

take you up the Eiffel Tower for

our anniversary?

Hey.

It's like a fresh start and all that,
you know?

Jumping into my new life.

Okay, time to go over now, Joy.

Stan, get in there.

Joy, you're going over.

Who's that?

Move away, move away. I don't know who
you are. Move away.

Actually, on that, is there time for a
wee?

Later. Later.

Just go over.

Stan, get in behind her. You're doing
it.

Yeah. Hurry up now. Beautiful.

Yay.

Woo.

That's it.

Now, head next.

Okay,

so lean out with straight arms to me.

And then flat rope is yours.

The dominant hand low.

Okay. Yep.

You got it.

Hands down, away from the steel.

When you're ready, lift your feet.

There you go, you're up, Selma.

Oh,

to answer your first question. Yes? Did
anything so scary ever happen to me that

it changed me forever?

What?

Yes.

I draw these lines.

On my glass, because I know if I drink
down below it, I'll need to get up in

night for a wee.

And I just remember everything all over
again.

Better to try and stay asleep.

8 .5 hours of not thinking.

He just peed on me.

Oh.

Oh, sorry.

Do you know him?

He's the one who's not dealing with all
of this well.

Apologize.

Sarah.

Well, I put on a sad song and see if we
can squeeze out one tear.

No.

Lovely clean sheets.

Will I tell her about the couch now?

No.

Finding Joy continues next Wednesday at
9 .35 here on RT1.

After the break, Brendan O 'Connor's
Cutting Edge returns for a new series

panellists Jason Byrne, Anna Geary and
Brenda Power. Stay with us.