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[Clock ticking]

Dexter: 7 A.M. the subjects awake.

Success!

Mom and dad's shrunken size

allows for optimal observation.

7:05.

Male test subject begins morning rituals.

Hmm. No paper?

Guess I don't need the paper to tell me the weather.

Weather!

Ha ha ha!

Wow! Honey!

Yes, dear. Coffee's coming.

Huh? Where is everything?

You won't believe the weather.

Wha--uh...

Have you seen the coffeepot?

You mean the one right behind you? Huh?

Now, look, look, look!

Say, thatis

even Dex is taking advantage of it.

Hi, honey!

Whew!

I almost blew it.

If mom and dad catch on,

my experiment will be ruined,

not to mention finding out about my lab.

As long as I can keep them oblivious,

I should be able to continue to study their adult behavior.

If only I had shrunken all this stuff

before mom and dad

into their pseudo-environment.

I'll just have to be very...

[Whispers] Careful.

Ha ha ha! Honey...

Your paper's right where it always is.

But where's my doormat? Hmm...

Oh, no! I forgot!

And I haven't shrunken it yet.

Uh...uh...

Oh, there it is!

Hi, Dee Dee.

Bye, Dee Dee.

Ooh!

Not now, Dee Dee.

I am...

Very busy.

Hmm.

I want to play, too.

I am not playing!

This is very important...

Ha ha ha!

Yes, Dee Dee.

While you play with the dolls,

I can fix up the Dollhouse.

Now, here are the rules.

Rules?

Detailed descriptions

of mom and dad's every move must be recorded.

Re...cor...ded.

And, Dee Dee?

Uh-huh?

You must not interact with the test subjects.

Test subjects?

Mom and dad must not know about our little game.

Game?

I will be right here behind you.

Dee Dee: Let's see.

Mom is cleaning...

And cleaning.

And dad is reading...

And reading.

Suddenly, dad gets up,

led by mysterious forces.

And he is not alone.

As they move across the room, their eyes lock.

Dad moves in for the kiss.

What do you think you're doing?

I...don't...know?

Beast!

Look!

Do something!

Hyah!

Yowch!

What are you doing?!

I think it's gone.

Ok. Good-bye now.

I will no longer be needing your help.

Mom: Dee Dee! Dexter!

Time for breakfast!

Just kidding.

[Nervously] Ha ha ha...

Where are those kids?

Dexter: Here we are.

Dee Dee: Here we are.

Well, eat up. You're going to be late for school.

[Squish]

[Nervously] Well...

Ha ha! We better get going.

Don't want to be late for school.

Ha ha ha! Right, Dee Dee?

Not so fast.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Both: Our good-bye kisses.

[Kiss] [Kiss]

Bye! Bye!

Ohh!

This is fun!

Fun?! If mom and dad find out about--

[car engine]

What's that sound?

Bye, dad!

Have a good day at work!

Work?! He will see everything!

I've got to get him back in the house.

Oh, I'm running late. I'd better take the expressway.

Where the heck am I?

"Dexter's lab"?

Must be one of those modern neighborhoods.

Ok. Now I'm lost.

I'll just stop and ask this guy for directions.

[Tires screech]

Excuse me. Do you happ--

aaaah!

Gotcha!

Oh! Huh?

I'm home.

That does it.

Mom and dad are just too rascally.

[Sigh]

I must abort my experiment.

As soon as they are asleep,

I will begin the enlargement.

Hi, honey. I'm home.

I had the strangest day.

You don't say.

So, what's for dinner? I'm starved.

Sleep?

I had the most peculiar feeling all day,

like we were being watched.

Well...

We're alonenow.

[Both laughing]

Eww! Gross!

[Sigh]

Kissy-face!

Kissy-face? We do not have time for kissy-face.

All right, already. How long are they going to--

[mom and dad snoring]

Ok. Enough observing for today.

Time to put mom and dad and the house

back to normal.

[Gasp]

What the--

cardboard?!

What is going on here?

Who has been messing with my stuff?

[Power shutting off]

[Bell rings]

[Slurping]

[Beep beep beep]

Yeesh! What an ugly hat!

Today's fashion trends are ridiculous.

[Slurping]

[Gasp]

Excuse me, miss.

Where did you get that thing on your head?

Isn't that the question of the day?

Dude, I got mine from a little girl down the street

with blond hair and pigtails.

Dee Dee!

Here you are, sir.

Wow! Ha!

[Cash register clicking]

Just what is going on here, Dee Dee?

How dare you sell my invention?

But, Dexter, it's all the rage right now.

Everybody wants one.

And besides, aren't they cool?

But how did you--

you see, after you left your lab, I snuck in.

I saw your invention and said...

Wow! What a neat hat!

Dee Dee, voice-over: I went outside to play, and before you know it...

Hey! Where'd you get the cool hat?

Yeah. Like, I want one, too.

Yeah! Me, too!

[People all talking at once]

Dee Dee, voice-over: So, I ran back to your lab

and put the hat in your duplicating machine...

And made a whole bunch of them

so that everyone could have one.

Now I can barely keep up with the demand.

Um, that is very nice, Dee Dee,

except...

It's not meant to be a hat!

Look, Dexter here's all the money we've made so far

from selling the hats.

Look, everyone!

It's Dexter-- the designer of the hat.

Hold that pose right there.

Give us a smile.

[Girls screaming]

[Car horn plays musical notes]

I'll take 10,000 of them.

[Crowd cheering]

Man: So, you see, Mr. Dexter,

our firm is prepared to offer you 7.5 billion,

thus increasing our share

to principal stockholder.

All you have to do is sign this contract,

and the deal will be final.

Well, I suppose it's a reasonable offer.

Woman over intercom: Dexter,

there's a Dee Dee here to see you.

I am in a meeting.

She says it's important.

Oh, all righty. Send her in.

I'm sorry, gentlemen. I-- [Door opens]

What the--? Dee Dee?!

Dexter, we need to talk!

There's something wrong with the hats!

See for yourself!

This just in.

Millions of angry consumers

who recently purchased this hat

are now demanding their money back from major retailers,

claiming that wearing it

caused them to develop very large heads.

At first, I thought it was my imagination.

I can't leave my house...

Literally!

I'm so humiliated!

Newscaster: Consumers are expressing their outrage

all across the country.

I have seen enough.

Uh, it seems we have a plane to catch, Mr. Mad hatter.

Oh, that's it. I'm finished.

It's all my fault. I should have seen this coming.

You mean, you knew this would happen?

Well, not exactly.

I wanted to invent a device to help me study molecules

without the use of expensive and cumbersome microscopes.

So I set out to design the molecular magnetron,

and, alas, it worked!

Now I could study molecules

and effectively alter their kinetic properties.

But when I saw how I could get rich

from people thinking it was a hat...

Well, I just could not resist.

Well, that was very selfish of you, Dexter.

Selfish? It was your idea!

[Banging on door]

[People shouting angrily]

There he is! Get him!

Wait! I can't fit!

I'm stuck!

Unh! So am I!

Quick, Dee Dee, come with me!

It is in dad's medicine cabinet somewhere.

Oh, yeah. Here it is.

I hope it works.

Well?

It works! Yes!

All right!

Now all I have to do

is duplicate 50 million tubes of this.

And then all you have to do

is give 50 million people their money back.

"To the order of Mr. Wilson p. Fuffnick."

$24.10.

Miss Emma Ford.

$27.10.

Whew! That is everybody.

What is the total, Dee Dee?

Minus 73 cents.

Well, thank goodness that is over.

Um, Dexter...

Your hat wasn't the only thing

I borrowed from your lab.

Aren't these the coolest shoes?

[People shouting angrily]

[Springing noise]

[Dexter straining]

Huh?

Dee Dee, may I recommend

that you lower your center of gravity

by dropping your arms?

That should soften your landings.

Thanks, Dexter.

Do not even mention it.

You know, Dex, with your smarts and my stature,

we make a pretty good team.

I would concur, Dee Dee.

In theory, there are no limits

to what we could accomplish together.

We could be a super duo!

Both: Power friends!

"D" squared, double dared!

Power friends power...

Initiate!

Form of... A thoughtful sister!

Shape of... A helpful little brother!

Both: "D" squared, power shared!

Whoo-hoo!

Whee!

Ha ha!

Whoo!

Both: Power friends power...

Initiate?

Initiate what?

Oh, is it too much to ask

for grime-free light switches in this house?

Dexter and Dee Dee: "D" squared, double dared!

[Crash]

Hoo! Hah!

Hah! Hwah! Hah!

Hah! Hwah! Hey! Hoo!

Hah! Hwah! Yeah!

Both: Hoo!

Power friends power...

Initiate!

Form of... A conscientious daughter!

[Cracking]

Ah!

Shape of... A responsible son!

Ah! Ah! Aah!

Ptooey!

Mom: Ahem!

Kids, why don't you take your double dare duo

to your father? Ok?

[Honky-tonk music playing]

[Groaning]

Man on TV: Hey, puppet pal clem.

Second man on TV: Hey, puppet pal dick.

Can you guess what my favorite kind of horse is?

Uh, a clydesdale?

Nope. A bucking bronco.

Honey, I can't reach the remote!

[Honky-tonk music playing]

Honey!

Puppet pal clem, why don't we pass the time

by a-singin' a song?

Dexter and Dee Dee: Power friends power...

Initiate!

Hoo! Hah! Hoo hoo!

Ha ha ha! Hah! Hoo!

Hyah! Hoo-ee!

Ho!

Hah! Hoo! Hoo! Ha!

Hah! Hee-oo! Hah!

Announcer: The justice friends--

3 of earth's mightiest heroes...

Ta-da! Ta-da!

...join forces under one roof

to face the challenge of everyday life!

Both: "D" squared, siblings paired!

Form of...

Laundry helpers!

Form of...

Hammock helpers!

Form of...

Household helpers!

Form of...

Garden helpers!

[Sobbing]

Form of...

Garbage helpers!

Form of...

Bathroom helpers!

Form of...

Baking helpers!

Form of...

Cooking helpers!

Mom: Kids!

Can we have a word with the power friends?

Your father and I are so thrilled

that you two are getting along

that we feel that you should share

your super heroics with the neighbors.

Dad: Yeah, the neighbors! Yep!

Both: Yay!

Don't forget to fuel up before you go.

Power friends power...

Masticate!

Dee Dee: Form of... A jar holder!

Shape of... A lid lifter!

[Mom gasps]

Mom: Uh-oh.

Goodness, there's only one cookie left.

Dexter and Dee Dee: Power friends power...

Terminate!

Form of... A greedy brother!

Shape of... A jealous sister!

Mine! Stop it! Gimme!

No! I want it!

[Dexter and Dee shouting]

Both: Power parent power...

Activate!

[Both laughing]

Oh, you're good. Ha ha!

Enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door, where impossible things

may happen

that the world's never seen before!

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows

♪ his experiments

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab

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