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Oh, isn't that precious?

Like two buttons on a pink bunny.

Aww!

Ha ha ha!

Dexter: Ahem!

Hello, mother, father. Ahem.

Who, may I ask, has eaten

all of the chocolate-covered chocolate balls?

Ooh, sorry, Dex.

I gave the rest to Dee Dee and her friend.

Boyfriend.

Boyfriend?

La la la la la!

Ha ha!

I gotta see this.

So do you, like, um...

Think chocolate-covered chocolate balls are made with magic?

This is going to be so stupid.

Boy: Actually, Dee Dee, it's done by tempering.

It's a process that stabilizes the cocoa butter crystals.

You could say there's a bit of science in every bite.

What?

Well, Dee Dee,

aren't you going to introduce me?

This is Beau, the cutest boy in school.

And that is my dorky brother Dexter.

Well, it is a pleasure to meet you, Beau.

Say, that was quite an astute

scientific type of observation.

I've always loved science.

Oh, yes. Me, too!

Science is so cool.

Uh, Dexter, don't you have a wrench to turn or something?

Oh, yes. I am working on

a hydroflux defibrillator.

Hey, Beau, perhaps you'd like to check it out.

Actually, Dexter, we were just about to watch

jelly Jerry's jukebox jamboree.

Well, that sounds like a cool television program.

Beau, could you please pass me the--

I saidwe, as in not you!

Man on TV: Hey, kids, this is jelly Jerry.

So hold on to your chocolate-covered chocolate balls,

and get ready to jamboree!

Hee hee!

I, uh, thought you could use a refill

on your cranberry juice, Beau.

I'm ok. Thanks.

It's cranberrific!

Well, ok.

I'll get it!

Oh, Beau, I am so sorry!

Sorry, Beau! I...

I didn't mean to.

I just simply could not contain myself.

Uh, that's ok. Uh, bathroom?

Hey, thanks.

[Door shuts]

Why do you have to be so stupid, Dee Dee?

[Screaming]

Beau: Ok, all cleaned up.

Ahh! Ahh!

Wow! You like Einstein, too?

I've always dug the big "e."

Come on, Beau.

Let's go to the basement

and play a g-a-m-e.

Beau...

Let's play lollipop village.

Ok, Beau, you sit here.

I'll go find the game.

Let's see...

Fallopalopadee.

Squiggle trip.

Here it is!

Oh, ha ha. Do not mind me.

I am just looking for

my gyroscopic oscillator.

Ah, here it is.

Hey, Beau, you might find this interesting.

Presenting lollipop village.

[Gasp]

Now look what you have done, you stupid!

It was your cockamamie thingamabobbie!

[Gasp]

Maybe he needs mouth-to-mouth resusci-ma-tation.

Well, go ahead.

Maybe you should do it.

It is your fault! You do it!

Just do it!

Ok! Ok! I will do it.

[Cough]

Hey, kids.

Is everything all right?

Uh, yeah. We're just playing, uh, emergency room.

Play safe.

[Beau coughing and gasping]

You're alive!

Wh--what's happening?

Dee Dee must have caused the stabilizer

to come--Beau?

So, Beau, do you, um, think, like, um,

you'll ever get married?

Um...

Dexter!

Ah, ha ha ha. I thought, uh,

maybe a beverage you could use?

Dexter, out!

Ok. Come on, Beau.

No way, Jorge.

Dee Dee, look. A unicorn.

[Gasp] A unicorn!

Unicorn?

[Pounding on door]

Which do you prefer, Beau?

The 1678, or this, uh, double chrome number?

I think someone's knocking.

Nothing. I hear, uh, nothing.

Oh, Dee Dee. Hey, ha ha ha.

We were just--

ahem. Tea time!

Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya!

Eeeh!

[Grunting]

[Straining]

Wait!

[Panting]

Wait!

[Sobbing] Wait!

Beau? Beau?

Get back! Get back!

Stay away!

Away!

Beau?

Aah!

Well, he wasn't that smart.

Nor was he that cute, either.

Robot: Oh.

Oh, excuse me, sir.

I was just wondering if you know where I can find a sphygnometer.

A sphygnometer?

B sub level, room f, drawer 620-049.

Great. Thanks.

No problem.

[Robots chattering]

Dexter: Wait.

Wait!

I'm coming down.

I was first,

but my task is priority code "e."

Well, mine is code "d," so you have to wait.

Shh, shh, shh.

Now, who's first?

[All talking at once]

Seeds are in botany bay 20,

and 10-foot Poles, uh...Aisle 12.

Space part 4, cz101, up, up.

Left, down, "x." Triangle square.

Thank you.

Yeesh!

Oh, so much to remember.

But that is why I am building this:

My over-engorged super brainulator.

It will remember everything for me-- Dexter.

Just one more knot and she's operational.

Whee!

Dee Dee?

[Clang]

Uh, where am I? Who am I?

Hello!

[Echoing] Hello!

Anybody out there?

[Echoing] Anybody out there?

Hi, Dexter!

Are you talking to me?

Well, your name's Dexter, isn't it?

Is it? Quite honestly, I don't really remember.

All I can recall is a sharp pain in my skull,

then blackness.

And then I woke up in this fantastic place.

If you, strange being,

can shed any light on my circumstances,

I would be forever in your debt.

You mean you don't remember where you are or who you are?

No. Can you help me?

Oh, yeah. Sure.

Here's how it is.

Your name is ducky wucky wucky.

Remember?

No.

Well, it is.

And my name is queen Dee Dee,

the almighty and most beautiful.

And this is our playroom,

where we love to play.

Come on, ducky. Let's play.

Whoa-hoo!

Ha ha! Yay!

Remember now?

Uh, yeah.

You know, I really think it's starting to come back to me now.

Do you know what happens next?

I do not know anything but the present right now.

So, whatever you got.

An independent film by...

Dexter: Hello!

Psst, computer.

You are taping all this, right?

Computer: Yes. But why?

Look, all I know is Dexter wants you to record him doing some stuff,

and then make me a copy.

It's very top secret.

Affirmative. I understand.

Shh!

Oh, sorry.

Shh!

Yoo-hoo, queen Dee Dee, your tea is getting cold.

Ok. Coming, ducky.

[Slurping]

[Gulp]

Ahh...

So delicious, queen Dee Dee.

You make the best tea ever.

I know.

Now it's time to play dress up.

Uh, d-d-dress up?

Something tells me I do not like that.

Uh, how about suit up?

You want to play that instead?

Suit up.

Now, that seems like something I would like.

Yes. This is all beginning to seem vaguely familiar.

There, now.

Don't you look adorable!

Dee Dee: La la la la la la la.

La la la la la la!

Feels good, right?

Like it's all starting to come back to you, huh?

Yeah. I think it is.

You know what?

We have a thing that we like to do when we are feeling good.

We do?

See how good that feels?

It is ok to break things?

Yeah!

Go on, ducky.

Yay!

You go, ducky!

[Glass breaking]

Wahoo!

Dance, ducky!

Dance! Dance!

[Clang]

Ducky! You're ok!

Dee Dee! What are you doing in my laboratory?

Ducky, that is not how we speak to queen Dee Dee.

Oh, isn't it?

B-b-b-but--

no buts. No buts.

Hang on a second. Forgot my tape.

B-b-b-but--

no buts. No buts.

Bye-bye!

And stay out!

Oh, and before I go, let me just say

I'll always remember our special day of fun together, ducky.

Why do you keep calling me that?

Bah! Stupid Dee Dee.

Fun and frolic. Bah!

Who does she think I am? I have no time for--

[gasp]

That is me, funning and frolicking,

just as Dee Dee said.

Computer, erase this footage at once.

Computer: I will erase it, Dexter, but Dee Dee--

no buts, computer!

Memories like those are terrible memories indeed.

If that type of footage got into the wrong hands,

I would be the laughingstock

of the entire scientific community.

And I, Dexter, boy genius,

will not be made a fool of.

[Grunt]

Ah, that's better.

Yup.

Good morning, computer.

Computer: Good morning, Dexter

good morning, computer.

Computer: Good morning, mandark.

[Together] I'll be working late tonight, so don't wait up for me.

[Engine revs up]

[Buzz]

[Engine revving]

[Buzz]

Having used all available space in my laboratory...

I shall dig deep into the earth's crust...

[Together] To expand my scientific

real estate and have

the greatest laboratory ever!

Ok, boys, let's go!

Everything is color-coded for your convenience!

Green-stickered items go in the grid--

hey! Hey! Hey! Reactors go in the mezzanine, not the foyer!

So he looks down at me and says, "goo goo boo boo."

And she says, "boo boo goo goo boo boo."

It was at this moment I realized I was much smarter than my parents.

A little more to the right.

A little to the left, a little to the--

left! A little more, stop!

[Together] Perfect!

Hmm.

Hmm.

[Together] You!

Get out of my laboratory!

Your laboratory?

Your laboratory?

[Together] This ismy

grr!

Ha!

Ha! I guess we'll just have to

settle this the hard way!

I guess we will!

I guess you're just stupid, then!

I guess you're just

well, I guess you'd like to--

ow!

[Moaning]

Aw, are you--

ha!

Ha ha ha!

[Groaning] Huh?

[Moaning]

Dex--

heh heh heh.

Hee hee hee.

[Groaning]

Grr. We are too evenly matched.

Which means we must...

[Together] Share!

[Typing]

[Typing]

Bah! This will not do!

[Scribbling]

[Scribbling]

[Scribbling]

[Mumbling under breath] Stupid mandark... I hate that guy.

"Go away" pfft! You

who does he think he is? I will show him!

I do not need to see

his stupid ideas

because I am way smarter than him anyway.

Stupid, stupid head.

[Mumbling]

Huh?

Aha!

[Whistling]

[Drilling]

[Mandark laughing]

Perfection! Using Dexter's DNA, I will clone my own Dexter--

an exact copy--

except that he'll be evil and 6 years younger,

so that when Dexter is old and weak,

the clone Dexter won't be!

And can therefore destroy him forever in the year 2072!

[Feedback]

Hey, mandark!

I was just wondering if you could, uh,

keep it down a little? Thanks.

Oh, yeah, and since you just blabbed your entire plot,

I can tell you it will not work.

What do you mean it won't work!?

My plot is perfect!

Using your DNA, I will clone my own Dexter and--

ah, you see, here we have our first dilemma.

To produce a clone of myself,

you will need a sample of my DNA,

of which you have none,

thereby rendering your diabolical plot undiabolical.

Can I please have some DNA?

No. And you can forget

about this hydrogen accelerator.

I had my lab shielded against that

the last time you tried it.

A good old-fashioned cryogenic mechanism would be much better.

What do we have here? Huh?

I can't believe you thought you could get away with this!

You must take me for a fool!

Re-routing power from the deflector array?

Eh, heh heh, I guess that is a little cliche.

What I would do is-- aha!

There is your problem here.

You need to cross these two detonators

in order to achieve the maximum

sub-atomic reaction.

Ha! This won't work!

You've got way too many relays.

You'll need far more uranium extract

to do any sort of damage.

What a mess!

You've gotta tighten these!

And reinforce these.

Increase power!

Fix these... And this.

Move this...And this.

[Together] Per--fect!

[Echo]

Now, that is how you destroy my lab, mandark.

And this is how you stop me

from destroying your

I am so gonna get you now, Dexter.

Well, I am so going to getyou,

well, I'm gonna get you first!

Nuh-uh. I'm going to getyou

no, I am! No, I am!

No, I am! No, I am!

No, I am! No, I am!

[Boom]

Mandark: Ha ha! I got you first!

Dexter: No way! I gotyou

no, I did! No, I did!

No, I did! No, I did!

No, I did! No, I did!

No, I did! No, I did!

No, I did! No, I did!

Man: Enter at your own peril

past the vaulted door

where impossible things

may happen that the world's

never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows

♪ his experiments

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab ♪

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