Original subtitles

"General Administration for Student Housing"

"General Administration for Student Housing"

I'm sorry, I apologize to you

I didn't mean to break your heart

I've come to you to tell you I love you and the future is ahead of us

I've come to you to tell you I love you and the future is ahead of us

Forgive me, it was a bet with my friends

Which was to make 10 guys fall in love with me at the same time

You were a victim among them

You were a victim among them

But I discovered that I really love you and you're different from the rest

Don't say a word

Because I'll still love you no matter what you say

Because I'll still love you no matter what you say

If you don't believe me I'll commit suicide now in front of you

I'm waiting to hear two things from you

I'm waiting to hear two things from you

I love and forgive you

- I love and forgive you - I love and forgive you

Again, Tiba!

You did it again!

Did you film them?

- Yes - Nice

Will show the video to the whole university and make them laugh at these idiots

Will show the video to the whole university and make them laugh at these idiots

Goodbye, idiots

Peace be upon you

- Welcome to a new episode of Cairo Talk - "Mr. Ex"

- Welcome to a new episode of Cairo Talk - "Mr. Ex"

The talk in Cairo these days

The talk in Cairo these days

is about the ongoing search

for the mysterious strange being called Ex

for the mysterious strange being called Ex

Mr. Ex who is being accused

of wrecking homes, relationships and families

of wrecking homes, relationships and families

And there is a report that must've caught everyone's attention

And there is a report that must've caught everyone's attention

from women accusing a person named Ex

That he's the reason behind them being divorced

That he's the reason behind them being divorced

These divorces

and this network that Ex created

and this network that Ex created

is an extremely dangerous matter and must be carefully looked at

is an extremely dangerous matter and must be carefully looked at

Because there is no way, shape, or form

for this society which has enough crises as it is

for this society which has enough crises as it is

There is no way, shape, or form

for this being to be unknown to this extent

for this being to be unknown to this extent

I hope they catch you, Ex and torture you

About masculine masculinity

About masculine masculinity

And that he's dominant and in control

And he calls the men of Egypt

And he calls the men of Egypt

to this disgusting, shameful, and insulting method of treating women

to this disgusting, shameful, and insulting method of treating women

In his attempt to wreck families in various ways

Some of which seem quite funny some of them seem quite dirty

Some of which seem quite funny some of them seem quite dirty

Where was Mr. Ex when I needed him?

Where was Mr. Ex when I needed him?

It's like we're dealing with a mafia boss

Listen, dear, they say there is a man causing a lot of divorces

Listen, dear, they say there is a man causing a lot of divorces

Listen, do you know a way we can get to Mr. Ex?

Listen, do you know a way we can get to Mr. Ex?

How couldn't we find that bastard Mr. Ex?

How couldn't we find that bastard Mr. Ex?

They'll never find him and will never catch him

Play, buddy

"Mr. Ex"

What are you doing there?

"Mr. Ex's unknown headquarters"

"Maestro Salim Shepoop" Age 49, marital status, married"

"Maestro Salim Shepoop" Age 49, marital status, married"

Here, kitty kitty kitty

Mr. Adham

We found a new client

A new client!

Let's deal with the old ones first

Let's deal with the old ones first

What's the meaning of this?

- There's a new man... - Someone answer me

- There's a new man... - Someone answer me

What does it mean that a client has been women-free for only 6 months

and we lose control over him in surveillance?

and we lose control over him in surveillance?

What does it mean to find a man who, since he divorced his wife

hasn't touched a woman

with a woman about whom we don't know any information?

with a woman about whom we don't know any information?

They're in a seafood restaurant and he ordered a casserole dish

This means that something will happen tonight

This means that something will happen tonight

- We'll lose him - There was a misunderstanding...

Our mission is not only to divorce men from their wives

Our mission is not only to divorce men from their wives

Our biggest goal is to prevent men from being married again

Our biggest goal is to prevent men from being married again

This is the most important stage of recovering from women

Women, Naeem

Women, Naeem

know your soft spot and hold you from it

- Did you feel it? - Unfortunately

Where is Gabi?

Gabi is in the studio he's directing the video

Gabi is in the studio he's directing the video

He's directing the video!

Fine

Fine

Do you see that chin of yours?

I'll make it softer than Hani Shaker's cheeks

I'll make it softer than Hani Shaker's cheeks

Cut

What's wrong, sir?

If the barber was Mohamed Al Sagheer you would've been more excited

I want to see your wildness

I want to see you on fire

I want to see you on fire

I want to see the lust

I want to see the lust, man

I'm sorry, but this is the first time for me with a woman other than my wife

I'm sorry, but this is the first time for me with a woman other than my wife

No, you shouldn't say that

You must believe in everything you're doing

You must believe in everything you're doing

So that the video looks realistic

So when we send it to your wife she'll believe that you're cheating on her

So when we send it to your wife she'll believe that you're cheating on her

So that she asks for a divorce

Or don't you like me?

Stop it, Maassi!

Stop it, Maassi!

Let him rest a little

You can relax, memorize your role well and get into character

You can relax, memorize your role well and get into character

And when you get into character

We'll bring you in and you'll film immediately

What? What's wrong?

Can't you give me instructions like the ones directors give to actors?

Can't you give me instructions like the ones directors give to actors?

What? Do you think we're filming Kira and the Jinn?

You can go, sir, go

Who's next?

I am, sir

I'm ready and into the character and I believe in what I'm doing

I'm ready and into the character and I believe in what I'm doing

Are you ready?

I'm ready to have kids in the video

Well done

Well done

Have you seen how prepared men are? Unlike you

Come on, clapperboard

In the name of God Almighty

Hadayek Al Ahram's cheating scene

Gardenia Street, building number 35

Gardenia Street, building number 35

second floor, apartment number 11 take one, marker

Freeze, criminal!

Freeze, criminal!

I'm running away from you

I'm running away from you

You criminal

I'm running away from you

I'm running away from you

I'm running away from you

I'm running away from you

I'm running away from you

Wow!

Wow!

I'm running away from you

I'm running away from you

What's happening, Gabi?

The line of cheating isn't moving

Why haven't these men taken off their clothes yet?

Why haven't these men taken off their clothes yet?

They'll take them off, Adham calm down

All the men who came today haven't been with women other than their wives

All the men who came today haven't been with women other than their wives

Thanks to Maassi

She has been working hard and by herself today

She has been working hard! What was hard about her job?

She has been working hard! What was hard about her job?

- She's used to... - What? I'm used to what, Adham?

She's used to working hard

She's used to working hard

That's definitely his point

- He won't curse - I was about to curse

Calm down, Adham we have a lot of work ahead of us

Calm down, Adham we have a lot of work ahead of us

Let him curse, Gabi

Listen, beautiful one

I took 1600 photos and 400 videos today

And there are still men standing in line outside

And there are still men standing in line outside

We have to shoot their videos so that we can send them to their wives

So that they can get divorced

So we can all make money

So we can all make money

And I have to finish all of this before 12 midnight

So I can go to Ibrahim Said's house in Al Mohandessin

So that when his wife comes home she catches us and divorces him

So that when his wife comes home she catches us and divorces him

If you keep harassing me like this you might as well find another actress

to do what I do

to do what I do

But she has to be trusted by Ex as much as he trusts me

- Are you trying to twist my arm? - No, she isn't

- Are you trying to twist my arm? - No, she isn't

Let's calm down we're all in the same boat

What's this?

What's this?

The alarm went on, Adham

Please, go he must be a new client

Fine, Maassi

Fine, Maassi

Don't worry about him, Maassi

Let's go, people

Where is the man whose wife rides him like a donkey?

Where is the man whose wife rides him like a donkey?

Let him come quickly

"I stay up and don't sleep"

What did you find, Naeem?

There are a lot of searches about us but they're of no use

There are a lot of searches about us but they're of no use

They're either officers trying to catch us

Some women's rights advocates And so on

- But I caught them, don't worry - Well

- But I caught them, don't worry - Well

I found this, and keep in mind that it's a real account and not a fake one

The number of fake accounts has reached in 2023...

The number of fake accounts has reached in 2023...

Are you going to start talking about 2023?

Okay, thank you

- Okay, you can talk - No, tell me

- Okay, you can talk - No, tell me

- Is this a real account? - Yes

Just nod

So he's a potential client

- Hello - Are you Salim Shepoop the maestro?

- Yes - Did you want to meet Mr. Ex?

Yes, let me talk to him please I'm in real agony

Yes, let me talk to him please I'm in real agony

I married to a woman named Suhila Al Alfi

My life is a real tragedy because of her

My life is a real tragedy because of her

I've finally met you

I've finally met you

Mr. Ex

Talk to me, maestro

Why do you want to divorce your wife?

Have a seat

The feeling that you're causing harm to another person is very heinous

And I caused Suhila a lot of suffering

I climbed the musical ladder step by step

I started as a drummer then I played the tambourine for a year

Then I became an international maestro whose music spread throughout the world

Then I became an international maestro whose music spread throughout the world

And when this happened

women started coming on to me from all over the place

Because I'm beautiful and attractive

Because I'm beautiful and attractive

Then, Satan whispered in my ear

And I became arrogant

And I became arrogant

I started cheating on her

I was cheating on her with a woman every day

And when she confronted me I hit her, I hit her hard

And when she confronted me I hit her, I hit her hard

I hit her and hurt her physically and psychologically repeatedly

I hit her and hurt her physically and psychologically repeatedly

This wasn't the Salim I know

So I decided to end it

We'll end everything on good terms just as we started on good terms

We'll end everything on good terms just as we started on good terms

But social media will turn against me if I divorce her

Because I'm a public figure and a celebrity

Because I'm a public figure and a celebrity

But if she is the one who asks for a divorce

I'll be a victim and the public will sympathize with me

I'll be a victim and the public will sympathize with me

And the ladies probably fall in love with me more and more as the days go by

You're a liar, maestro

You're a liar, maestro

- What? - You are married to Suhila Al Alfi

A conceited and arrogant lady who only cares about appearances

A conceited and arrogant lady who only cares about appearances

She scolds you constantly

You're afraid to divorce her

Because her father holds a prominent position and may harm you

Because her father holds a prominent position and may harm you

This is not true

Just so you know I have the final say at home

I have a prominent position within her family

I have a prominent position within her family

Did you know that her mother calls me, "Sir"?

- And her father calls me... - An idiot

Her father calls you an idiot

Her father calls you an idiot

This is not true

Is it reasonable to name your firstborn Abdul Rahman after her ex's name?

Is it reasonable to name your firstborn Abdul Rahman after her ex's name?

We agreed to call him Buddy

Abdul Rahman is only registered on the birth certificate

Abdul Rahman is only registered on the birth certificate

So that her ex won't be upset

what about the tattoo on your lower back?

That says, "Suhilas' Servant"

That says, "Suhilas' Servant"

Suhila's idiot Servant

- Shut up, Raafat - Fine, as you wish

How did you know about all these things?

We collect information about any person searching for us

So we know if he's really worth coming here

So we know if he's really worth coming here

Or if he wants to set a trap for us in order to expose us

- What's this? What's wrong? - What's wrong with him?

- What's this? What's wrong? - What's wrong with him?

Calm down

Calm down, calm down

No one will hit you

- Don't be afraid - Calm down, you're safe here

- Don't be afraid - Calm down, you're safe here

- Help him get up slowly - Calm down

Please

I want to get rid of her, I beg you I became...

I want to get rid of her, I beg you I became...

- I'm afraid to go home -You'll go and you'll be fine

- Don't be afraid - How?

There is a solution to your problem

- How? - I'll tell you how

You are a famous maestro

You are a famous maestro

And she's a lady who loves appearances and parades you to her friends

- Otherwise, for her, you are... - Scum

- Who is useless - Exactly

We'll take away from her the reason why she's clinging to you

We'll take away from her the reason why she's clinging to you

Then she'll want to leave and will ask you for a divorce

Will I retire?

Will I retire?

You will do worse than this

Listen to me carefully

"The maestro Salim Shepoop"

Have Adham and Gabi arrived?

I've just called them and everything is fine

Tiba!

Tiba!

Is there something wrong, sir?

I'm very sorry, I apologize

What's wrong?

You have to move on

You have to move on

You're Mr. Ex

Let's go

Does everyone know what to do?

All set

We are ready, don't worry

We are ready, don't worry

Good evening, everyone

Let me first welcome the great maestro Helmy Bakr

Let me first welcome the great maestro Helmy Bakr

I want to thank him for being here

And I want to thank you all for coming, of course

Let me start with the piece I composed

Which was inspired by my beloved wife

Which was inspired by my beloved wife

Who is my only inspiration

I want to tell her "Baby, we will stay together forever"

I want to tell her "Baby, we will stay together forever"

I'm his only muse

I'm his only muse

Especially in this last symphony

Close your eyes, and you'll fly

Close your eyes, and you'll fly

Marrying a creative person is something else

Who expresses love through his art

Unlike marrying just an ambassador

"One is right and the other is wrong"

"Which one of us is right?"

"Me or my wife?"

"Me or my wife?"

"We are the total opposites"

"I need to send a fax"

"To explain my requests to her"

"To explain my requests to her"

"What's wrong with you, Suhaila? Tell me"

"I don't want to say"

"If you care enough you'll figure it out yourself"

"If you care enough you'll figure it out yourself"

"What's wrong with you?" I asked her

"What's wrong with you?" I asked her

"She said, "Nothing"

"I can't read your mind"

"I can't read your mind"

"I'm going crazy and losing my mind I want someone to care about me"

"I'll explode and fill the place with blood"

"I'll explode and fill the place with blood"

"Will you do as I say? If you don't, then bye"

"I want a traditional wife"

"I want a traditional wife"

- "Dear God! Wow!" - "Damn it"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

- "Dear God! Wow!" - "Damn it"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

Cold beer

Who wants beer?

Do you want beer, maestro?

Do you want beer, maestro?

Here you go, Mr. Helmy

"Will you do as I say? If you don't, then bye"

"Will you do as I say? If you don't, then bye"

"I want a traditional wife"

- "Dear God! Wow" - "Damn it"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

- "Dear God! Wow" - "Damn it"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

"She hurt me and made me suffer"

"She hurt me and made me suffer"

"I gave her happiness, she returned it to me as sadness and depression"

- "Dear God! Wow!" - "Damn it"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

- "Dear God! Wow!" - "Damn it"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

"Dear God!"

"Dear God!"

"Dear God!"

"Dear God!"

"Dear God!"

"Dear God!"

"Dear God!"

"She played innocent so I would love her but she turned out to be mean and dark"

"She played innocent so I would love her but she turned out to be mean and dark"

"I take a lot of painkillers and tranquilizers"

"I wake up tired and it sucks"

"I wake up tired and it sucks"

"I've become weak and cowardly and I see things"

- "Dear God! Wow!" - "Damn it"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

- "Dear God! Wow" - "Damn it"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

I can't understand

Aren't maestros supposed to be polite whose music is for the upper class?

Aren't maestros supposed to be polite whose music is for the upper class?

- What happened to him? - That's long gone

Long before he married the daughter of a gas cylinder seller

Long before he married the daughter of a gas cylinder seller

Which made his taste awful

- What are you saying, bastard? - "Dear God!"

- By the way, I'm his wife - "Dear God!"

Are you the daughter of the gas cylinder seller?

- Papa sells gas cylinders! - "Dear God!"

Would calling him Papa make him more classy?

Would calling him Papa make him more classy?

"She played innocent so I would love her but she turned out to be mean and dark"

- "I take a lot of painkillers" - What happened?

- "I wake up tired and it sucks" - Adham

- "I wake up tired and it sucks" - Adham

- We killed Helmy Bakr - This is amazing

Hamo Bika will be able to sing again

Hamo Bika will be able to sing again

- "Dear God! Wow!" - "Damn it"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

- "Dear God! Wow!" - "Damn it"

- I want a divorce, you filthy bastard - "This is my reward for being nice"

- I want a divorce, you filthy bastard - "This is my reward for being nice"

- "Dear God! Damn it!" - Take this

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

"What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice"

- "Dear God! Damn it!" - Divorce them all

"What's the point of being chivalrous?" - Divorce them all

"This is my reward for being nice"

What is this? What is this?

Didn't I order to prevent this lowlife of a bird from drinking again?

It's not a drink, it's vodka

Get out of my face now, dirty Gabi

See? It gets rude to me when it's drunk

See? It gets rude to me when it's drunk

And it gets rude to me when it's not drunk are you better than me?

Okay, take this chicken down

Your mother is a chicken

I don't care if mom was a chicken as if you're a crocodile

Take that idiot down

Take that idiot down

You got it

You've gone too far, Gabi

Enjoy the party

Enjoy the party

Let's go

- I'll never forgive you, Gabi - Damn you

Stay away

Stay away

The men are ready, Ex

We are gathered today to celebrate graduation

We are gathered today to celebrate graduation

Divorce Class of 2023

I want you to forget your problems

And I want you to enjoy just one thing

And I want you to enjoy just one thing

A man's most valuable possession

His freedom

His freedom

A free life

Without a wife

- A free life without a wife - A free life without a wife

- A free life without a wife - A free life without a wife

- A free life without a wife - A free life without a wife

We've overcome the difficulties yet we're facing what is more difficult

We've overcome the difficulties yet we're facing what is more difficult

I won't leave you alone

That's why I'll provide you with a post-divorce service

We'll deliver food to your home for three months

Cooked with camphor oil

And most importantly

And most importantly

We'll meet every once in a while to do a group therapy

Each man will tell the rest of those who have recovered

Each man will tell the rest of those who have recovered

about their complexes because of women

So that we can strengthen each other and stand firm in our position

And so that we don't get married again

And so that we don't get married again

What do you think?

Is there any recovering person

who dares to talk about his complex in front of his colleagues now?

who dares to talk about his complex in front of his colleagues now?

Are you ashamed?

Fine

If you heard my complex

If you heard my complex

none of you would feel ashamed of your complexes

One day, when I was coming home from work

One day, when I was coming home from work

I was missing my wife

Who was supposed to be waiting for me

Who was supposed to be waiting for me

"Manny"

"Manny"

"Manny"

- "Manny" - "Adham!"

"I've really missed you"

"I've really missed you"

"Did you end your vacation early or what?"

"Early!"

"I haven't taken a vacation in 6 months"

"I'm sorry, dear I won't go away for a long time again"

"Come here"

"Jamal Hamza!"

"Jamal Hamza!"

"Am I that late?"

- "How could you...?" - "Be quiet"

"Calm down, I got a call"

"Calm down, I got a call"

"Yes"

"By the way, the seafood soup you sent me was wonderful"

"The man is happy, too Thank God"

- "I'll explain to you..." - "I'm going to kill you"

- "I'll explain to you..." - "I'm going to kill you"

"Good evening"

"Magdi Abdelghani!"

"Please don't tell me that you did that to her"

"Please don't tell me that you did that to her"

"Yes, it's an easy move"

"It's easy but she didn't know the difference"

"It's easy but she didn't know the difference"

"Between a penalty kick and an offside kick"

"I came to explain to her"

"How did Magdi know our home address?"

"How did Magdi know our home address?"

"Mido"

"Mido gave me the address?"

"I must avenge my honor"

"What is this? Ibrahim Fayek!

"What is this? Ibrahim Fayek!

"Don't you think ill of me"

"I was getting some fresh air" - "In my room!"

"What a fresh air!"

"What a fresh air!"

"That's great, bye"

"All of these men were with my wife"

I think after what you heard

None of you should be ashamed of your complex

None of you should be ashamed of your complex

If someone dares to talk about his complex

please speak up

Go ahead

My name is Ibrahim El Sharshouby

I'm a backfilling contractor

I've been married for 33 years

I was living a life full of tyranny

nagging and unfairness

She kept trying to convince me that I'm a hideous man

She kept trying to convince me that I'm a hideous man

That I'm an ugly-looking man

That I'm an ugly-looking man

And beautiful women don't get married to anyone other than doctors and engineers

Ex gave me the confidence in myself

Ex gave me the confidence in myself

And I divorced her and got rid of her

Not only that

He made me sleep with the wife of the biggest pharmacist in Egypt

I'm the pharmacist

What's this, lowlife?

- How dare you hit me? - I'm the biggest pharmacist in Egypt

Are you going to hit me again?

Are you going to hit me again?

Dear God!

After you made Ibrahim divorce his wife

After you made Ibrahim divorce his wife

you made him sleep with the pharmacist's wife?

I did both operations together to finish them

But I forgot that they were from the same batch

But I forgot that they were from the same batch

You forgot!

We're going to have a dead man

- Ex - What's wrong?

- Ex - What's wrong?

Quickly, Ex there is a quarrel

- We can see it - Not this one

There is a problem with Maassi downstairs

There is a problem with Maassi downstairs

Maassi

Maassi

Where are you, Maassi?

Where are you, Maassi?

I'm here

- Come here - Help me, Ex

What's wrong, honey? What happened? Have a seat

What's wrong, honey? What happened? Have a seat

Have a seat tell me, what's wrong?

I was preparing myself to attend the party upstairs

I was preparing myself to attend the party upstairs

Raafat the parrot called me out

It told me, "Everyone attended the party and forgot about me"

It told me, "Everyone attended the party and forgot about me"

"They left me without food or water"

Maassi, can you bend over and bring me the bag of seeds from the ground?

I felt sorry for it

I bend over to get it the bag of seeds

It attacked and pecked me

It attacked and pecked me

- It pecked you! - The bastard

Damn you

Damn you

Are you a parrot or Bassem Samra?

How dare you do this, bastard?

How dare you do this, bastard?

"How dare you do this, bastard?"

Don't act like a parrot and repeat my words

"Don't act like a parrot and repeat my words"

"Don't act like a parrot and repeat my words"

I swear to God, Raafat

If you do this again, I'll slaughter you and cook you with Molokhiya

If you do this again, I'll slaughter you and cook you with Molokhiya

Molokhiya with fried garlic and coriander

With fried garlic and coriander!

- You are a son of... - Calm down

- You are a son of... - Calm down

Calm down, don't put yourself in trouble because of this bastard of a bird, Ex

Listen to me

From now on no one gets near Maassi

From now on no one gets near Maassi

Whoever bothers her I'll teach him a lesson

- It wasn't me, it did it - I'm talking to everyone

Calm down, dear

It's okay, Maassi

I'm sorry, stand up

I'm sorry, stand up

I'm sorry, stand up

I'll avenge you on this vile bird

Would you calm down and wipe your tears?

Would you calm down and wipe your tears?

Because we have a job at Mohandessin

She has a job at Mohandessin yet she was disturbed by Raafat's deeds

She has a job at Mohandessin yet she was disturbed by Raafat's deeds

- The alarm went off - There must be a new client, Ex

- The alarm went off - There must be a new client, Ex

- Let's go - Come on

I'm not selfish, selfish

I'm not selfish, selfish

- Why did the alarm go off, Naeem? - Selfish

- I want you to... - Why did the alarm go off?

- I want you to... - Why did the alarm go off?

Shawkat Shal is looking for us It's not a big deal

Not a big deal!

He's the most important Egyptian businessman in Greece

He's the most important Egyptian businessman in Greece

It makes sense for him to look for us

Do you know that the internet in Greece is number 64 in the world?

Do you know that the internet in Greece is number 64 in the world?

- To the point that... - No, zip it, please

these people won't tolerate your chatter as I do

these people won't tolerate your chatter as I do

Can you hack his mobile phone to see if it's a trap or not?

- I thought I'd tell you - You don't need to tell us

I already hacked his cell phone and found out that he was miserable

I already hacked his cell phone and found out that he was miserable

He can't stand his wife and he's talking to everyone

He's miserable to the point of sending nude pictures of himself

He's miserable to the point of sending nude pictures of himself

- Do you want to see? - What?

- Let him show us - Do you want to see his nude photos?

- The man's nudes, not his wife? - Yes, The man's nudes

- The man's nudes, not his wife? - Yes, The man's nudes

Call him

I called

- Okay - Did you ask to meet Mr. Ex?

As soon as possible

We'll bring you over within 48 hours

Who are you going to get?

Who are you going to get?

Don't you know who you're talking to?

I'm Shawkat Shal

I'm in Greece

I'm in Greece

I'll send you a private jet to bring you to me

What? Will he send his nudes?

"From Egypt to Cyprus"

This is the address

The car is almost here

- Tiba - Ex

There is no one there

There is no one there

Are you still seeing things? Won't you recover from these complexes?

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

Shawkat Shal's car has arrived which he sent to take us

- Let's go - What is that?

The driver is a woman!

The driver is a woman!

I won't get in the car with her

Calm down, Gabi we are in Greece

- Women are certainly good drivers -What are you afraid of?

- Women are certainly good drivers -What are you afraid of?

You don't know what happened, Adham

If you knew my complex because of women

you would ask me not to get in the car with her

you would ask me not to get in the car with her

One day...

"Don't you think driving a car on the highway is dangerous, baby?"

"Don't you think driving a car on the highway is dangerous, baby?"

"Especially that you recently learned to drive a car"

"Recently!"

"I drive a car much better than you will ever do"

"I drive a car much better than you will ever do"

"Fine"

"How about we put on the seat belts just in case?"

"How about we put on the seat belts just in case?"

"It presses my colon you put it on"

"Protect us, God"

"I can drive a little, baby, if..."

"I can drive a little, baby, if..."

"What is this? What are you doing?"

- "I was looking for the cocoa butter" - "Hold the wheel, love"

- "I was looking for the cocoa butter" - "Hold the wheel, love"

"Pay attention"

"My love"

"My love"

"My dear brother"

"My dear brother"

"Thank God for your safety, son"

"Don't worry your son will be fine"

Gabi, didn't I tell you not to put on the seat belt because it will bother you?"

Gabi, didn't I tell you not to put on the seat belt because it will bother you?"

"Did you see what happened to me, baby?"

"When I threw myself out of the car I kept rolling"

"When I threw myself out of the car I kept rolling"

"Please, hurry up, doctor, I want him to see what happened to me"

"Quickly, doctor, please I want him to see what happened to me"

"Quickly, doctor, please I want him to see what happened to me"

I knew from the beginning that this face is not a human face

I knew from the beginning that this face is not a human face

- It's a mixed face - Be careful, please

Be careful, I'll be in an even worse case if an accident happens

- Adham - Yes

- Adham - Yes

We have to stay focused on this operation

If it succeeds we'll have a lot of work outside of Egypt

If it succeeds we'll have a lot of work outside of Egypt

That's a given

- Did you collect data about his wife? - Of course

She is a mean and bastard actress

She is a mean and bastard actress

- And she loves money very much - Great

Shawkat's wife is very sexy

Stop it

We have a woman with us in the car

We have a woman with us in the car

What do you mean?

She's Greek, she definitely doesn't understand what we're saying

I'll tell you something

I'll tell you something

This woman is very hot

- Don't even, scum - Scum!

How about that, idiot?

- We've reached the end of the line, guys - We've reached the end of the line, guys!

- We've reached the end of the line, guys - We've reached the end of the line, guys!

Why does this woman speak the Egyptian dialect?

Are we in Dokki?

You animal

"The Luxury Collection"

In short, Ex

In short, Ex

I'm married to the most beautiful and skilled actress in Greece

I'm married to the most beautiful and skilled actress in Greece

The law in Europe will give her half my wealth when I divorce her

So I want her to file for divorce herself so I can bargain with her for the amount

So I want her to file for divorce herself so I can bargain with her for the amount

I forgot to tell you the size of my wealth

The resort we are in now

The resort we are in now

is the cheapest thing in my wealth

It's okay, Mr. Shawkat

Since your wife is a famous actress who loves the spotlight

Since your wife is a famous actress who loves the spotlight

- Ask her to choose - Ask her to choose!

What do you mean?

Ask her to choose between you and acting

Tell her that you've become a man of faith and repented to God

Tell her that you've become a man of faith and repented to God

and it's not permissible for you to be married to an actress

Or any woman who loves the spotlight of fame

If you make her choose between anything in life and acting...

- She'll choose acting - This is perfect

- This is amazing - I have one last condition

- What is it? - We'll start the operation tomorrow

But don't go near her tonight and don't let her go near you

But don't go near her tonight and don't let her go near you

Deprive her

Deprive her

She's been deprived for a while, actually

- I'll take two million dollars - How much do you want?

- I'll take two million dollars - How much do you want?

Two million dollars

Can I pay by check? Because I don't have any change

We have a deal, Mr. Shawkat

We have a deal, Mr. Shawkat

Give me a sip, sir

Stay where you are and don't move

Don't do it on my shoulder, bastard

It's for your own good

What's with you?

Don't you think of anything else other than this?

Did you marry me just for this?

I'm a human being, not a machine

What happened?

God guided me to the path of light

God guided me to the path of light

Acting, your clothes, and evening parties

is not suitable for this path

is not suitable for this path

You have to quit acting

Dear

Dear

Do you think he will be able to resist her?

I'm sitting here and I can't resist her

What is this? Gabi, did you take your pants off?

Listen to me, Mary daughter of Alexander

I won't come near you and you won't come near me if you don't quit acting

I won't come near you and you won't come near me if you don't quit acting

- It's either me or acting - Acting

- What a stupid man! - Stupid! We are in Dokki

- What a stupid man! - Stupid! We are in Dokki

- God, dear God - God, dear God

- There is only God in my heart - There is only God in my heart

- There is only God in my heart - There is only God in my heart

- God, dear God - God, dear God

What is this?

Do you think being committed is listening to Sami Youssef?

She's a foreign woman who doesn't understand anything

She's a foreign woman who doesn't understand anything

When she walks in and sees us she'll file for divorce

I also converted the entire hotel

I also converted the entire hotel

This won’t work on me

This won’t work on me

Dear God Almighty

- God, dear God - God, dear God

There is only God in my heart

There is only God in my heart

- God, dear God - God, dear God

Please, have some dates

Can I shake the sheikh's hand?

No, he doesn't shake hands

No, he doesn't shake hands

I can kiss though

Are you happy now?

Are you happy now?

It turns out that your wife is a malicious woman

Malicious! Don't you have a nicer word?

All the words in my mind are worse

She's malicious indeed

What am I going to do, Mr. Ex?

Am I going to be with her all my life or what?

Since she loves money, we must convince her that you are bankrupt

Bankrupt! This is difficult to achieve

Bankrupt! This is difficult to achieve

I won't succeed even if I want to

Do you know that I forgot my entire wealth on the subway but I got it back?

Do you know that I forgot my entire wealth on the subway but I got it back?

You'll pretend that you're bankrupt it's a rumor

We'll say that you have decided to embark on a new adventure

We'll say that you have decided to embark on a new adventure

By betting all your money on the best horse in Greece

Don't you mean the worst horse in Greece?

Of course not

Of course not

you'll bet on the best horse in Greece to make it believable

The horse will win that way, donkey

Donkey! Don't you have a nicer word?

Donkey! Don't you have a nicer word?

All the words in my mind are worse Do you want to hear them?

No, donkey is fine

It won't win I'm going to handle it

It won't win I'm going to handle it

How about you kiss me like the kisses on your shirt

Of course

I'll congratulate you on the divorce soon

And we'll have a party

I've been uncomfortable since I sold the Lada and bought this car

What now?

This is the ninth injection I've given it but it hasn't lost consciousness

This is the ninth injection I've given it but it hasn't lost consciousness

If it continues like this, it will win what should we do?

I don't know

What is this smell?

Gabi

What?

- What are you holding in your hand? - Weed

- What are you holding in your hand? - Weed

Where did you get it from?

I attended a wedding in Al Haram so the people gave me some before we left

How did you smuggle it through the airport?

How did you smuggle it through the airport?

What? Is it illegal?

Illegal! Are you a fool?

Why are you yelling at me, Ex? What have I done?

- Lower your voice - Why are you yelling at me, Ex?

- Lower your voice - Why are you yelling at me, Ex?

What have I done?

- Is it a good weed? - Just good?

It made Imad Safiha lose his consciousness

It made Imad Safiha lose his consciousness

Imad Safiha!

Good morning

"Horse number 45 in first place"

"And horse number 79 is after it"

Go

Go

Go

Go

What are you doing?

The horse is unconscious

If the cigarette made Imad Safiha lose consciousness

Won't it make the horse dance?

Won't it make the horse dance?

Thank God I won the bet my money is halal

What happened?

What happened?

I lost

I can't live with a poor man I want to get divorced

I can't live with a poor man I want to get divorced

As you wish

Yes

Well done

Well done

Well done

- Divorce them all - Divorce them all

"Stay present"

Answer me honestly, Shawkat

Don't you feel regret that you divorced your wife and are with this?

- What's wrong with me, Mama's boy? - What did you say? Mama's boy!

- What's wrong with me, Mama's boy? - What did you say? Mama's boy!

- Mama's boy! - Am I a Mama's boy, too!

I swear we're in Dokki

She's right, what's wrong with her?

She's right, what's wrong with her?

She's so beautiful

If something happens that makes me upset with her

If something happens that makes me upset with her

I'll bring you to get us divorced

- What is your name? - Abeer

- What is your name? - Abeer

Abeer! Her name is Abeer

Her name is Abeer! The girl I'm with is Afaf and she's pregnant

I gave them these two names

I gave them these two names

What? What about the pregnancy?

I honestly don't remember

I want to talk to you a little, Abeer

I want to talk to you a little, Abeer

Do you like football?

- Yes, Egypt, Mo Salah - Mo Salah!

He's the only one I haven't met That's why God blessed him

He's the only one I haven't met That's why God blessed him

As for the rest, I met them all

- On the stadium? - At my house

- Have you visited Egypt before? - Yes

Where do you live in Egypt?

- Awal Faisal - Awal Faisal!

- Awal Faisal - Awal Faisal!

Okay, Abeer

Wait for me here for a little while

Wait for me here for a little while

- Tiba! - Wow!

- Fareed! - Are you Tiba for real?

Yes, I'm Tiba for real what are you doing here? Damn you

Yes, I'm Tiba for real what are you doing here? Damn you

What would I be doing? I'm here as a tourist

- With that wife of yours? - With whom?

- With that wife of yours? - With whom?

Your wife

Yes, with my wife we've just been married

The first time I met Sophia I knew that she was the one

The first time I met Sophia I knew that she was the one

She is respectful, polite, and very nice

- Is she respectable? - Watch it, please

- Is she respectable? - Watch it, please

Talk about my wife in a better way she's a virtuous lady

Well, someone is kissing your virtuous wife

- Someone is what? - Someone is kissing her

- Someone is what? - Someone is kissing her

That's right, someone is kissing her

The truth is that she is not my wife nor is she a virtuous lady

The truth is that she is not my wife nor is she a virtuous lady

and her name is not Sofia

Her name is Abeer and I've just met her inside

I wanted to make you jealous but it backfired

I wanted to make you jealous but it backfired

Why are you here?

As I told you, I'm here as a tourist with my friend

As I told you, I'm here as a tourist with my friend

Your friend?

Did the complex that I caused you made you change teams or what?

What are you thinking? I haven't changed teams

What are you thinking? I haven't changed teams

I came with my friend my colleague

- I came with my two friends - Why are you justifying yourself?

I'm kidding it's just a joke

I'm kidding it's just a joke

It's just a joke and it's okay to say it here

But we can't say it in Egypt

- It was just a joke! - Yes

- What brings you here? - No reason

- What brings you here? - No reason

After I graduated from law school

I discovered that being a lawyer wasn't for me

So I took a physical therapy course

and I've been here for five years massaging European Premier League players

and I've been here for five years massaging European Premier League players

European Premier League players! Then you must be famous here

You can ask about Tiba Aziz Al Akkad and you'll know whom you're talking to

You can ask about Tiba Aziz Al Akkad and you'll know whom you're talking to

What if you were Tiba Aziz Al Akkad? Did you massage Cristiano?

And Messi, too

And Messi, too

Did you massage Cristiano and Messi?

Be careful because Amr Warda is playing here

Amr Warda

Amr Warda

- Thanks for the heads up - Let's get wild in Greece

What is this?

Put your hands up if you're a party animal

What brought Ahmed Saad here?

I've been telling you but no one believed me

I swear we're in Dokki

I swear we're in Dokki

"Is it written on my face come hurt me and leave?"

"Is it written on my face come hurt me and leave?"

"Whom can I go to?"

"What do I do with, it's okay?"

"My choices are ruining my life, my life"

"My choices are ruining my life, my life"

"Why are my choices ruining my life like this?"

"My choices are ruining my life, my life"

"My choices are ruining my life, my life"

"Why are my choices ruining my life like this?"

"Why are my choices ruining my life like this?"

"Why am I a magnet for odd people?"

"Why am I a magnet for odd people?"

"Why has my heart seen wild things?"

"Why am I a magnet for odd people?"

"Why am I a magnet for odd people?"

"Why has my heart seen wild things?"

"Why has my heart seen wild things?"

"I won't come to you when you call me out"

"You throw me in the middle of a mess"

"You throw me in the middle of a mess"

"Why do you throw me in the middle of a mess?"

"Why do you throw me in the middle of a mess?"

"I won't open the door again"

"All my acquaintances are scum"

"How did they take me for granted?"

"How did they take me for granted?"

"Am I a person to leave?"

"My choices are ruining my life, my life"

"My choices are ruining my life, my life"

"Why are my choices ruining my life like this?"

"Why are my choices ruining my life like this?"

"My choices are ruining my life, my life"

"Why are my choices ruining my life like this?"

"Why are my choices ruining my life like this?"

"Why am I a magnet for odd people?"

"Why am I a magnet for odd people?"

"Why has my heart seen wild things?"

"Why has my heart seen wild things?"

"Why am I a magnet for odd people?"

"Why has my heart seen wild things?"

"Why has my heart seen wild things?"

"I won't come to you when you call me out"

"I won't come to you when you call me out"

"You throw me in the middle of a mess"

"Why do you throw me in the middle of a mess?"

Go like this

- Yes, this is beautiful - It's beautiful

- Yes, this is beautiful - It's beautiful

You can never take a picture like this

Why are you saying that to me?

- Listen - What?

- Listen - What?

Since you are a masseuse I'm in a lot of pain

- What's wrong with you? - My muscles are very sore

- Which muscle? - All of them

My muscles are cramping and need someone to massage them

My muscles are cramping and need someone to massage them

Get well soon

Wake up early in the morning and swim in the sea, salt water treats cramps

Wake up early in the morning and swim in the sea, salt water treats cramps

Why do we have to wait until the morning? We can swim now

What are you saying? Are you crazy or what?

Of course not why would I swim with you?

To have a masseuse in the sea so you'll massage my cramps

To have a masseuse in the sea so you'll massage my cramps

You've become a player

Have some respect

What? Did I say something wrong?

What? Did I say something wrong?

Psychologically, going into the water while wearing clothes is so much fun

- Do you know what's more fun? - What?

- Do you know what's more fun? - What?

Going into the water naked

Have you ever gone into the water naked?

I'll slap you in the face This is not just a joke

I'll slap you in the face This is not just a joke

Don't take it too seriously if the joke didn't land, forget it

It's okay

I'm amazed actually because you're joking with me

I'm amazed actually because you're joking with me

Don't you hate me because of what I did to you when we were in college?

Hate you! On the contrary you did me a favor

A favor! Are you an idiot?

A favor! Are you an idiot?

I'm not an idiot at all

When you made fun of me when we were in university

It made me the wonderful man in front of you whom you like

It made me the wonderful man in front of you whom you like

Whom I like! I don't like you who said I like you?

Is that so? So you left the party and your friends

Is that so? So you left the party and your friends

and came to walk with me by the sea alone and you don't like me?

I love an ambitious young man

I love an ambitious young man

Since you've become so cool and amazing

Why haven't you gotten married yet?

I have a point of view on marriage

I have a point of view on marriage

- Would you like to hear it? - No

- Fine, as you wish - Okay, don't cry, tell me

- What is it? - Listen

Marriage is a need

Marriage is a need

and a need is the weakness

Any human being who needs another human being is weak

And I don't like being weak

And I don't like being weak

- What genius! - I convinced you, didn't I?

Not at all

You're trying to impress me but that's far-fetched

- Listen, gorgeous - What is it, gorgeous?

- Listen, gorgeous - What is it, gorgeous?

Send the photos we took on Whats App

Don't push it, next time take photos using your phone

Don't push it, next time take photos using your phone

Is that so? You don't want to give me your phone number

You're old-fashioned

I'm old-fashioned and backward

I'm old-fashioned and backward

Goodbye, Fareed

- Goodbye! - Yes

- Is the date over? - Yes, it's over

- When will I see you again? - Pray to see me again

- When will I see you again? - Pray to see me again

I pray to see you again!

Come here

Iron these and send the photographers because we have a photo session

Iron these and send the photographers because we have a photo session

And prepare the men who will film with us

What's wrong with you, idiots? Get up, we have work

What's wrong with you, idiots? Get up, we have work

Why do you go back to work immediately after traveling if you're tired?

It's none of your business

It's none of your business

Do you think we waste time like some people?

Well, that's great

Well, that's great

Since you think my job is a waste of time, why don't you get up

and film with the men instead of me?

Film with the men! Why?

- Do you think I'm like you... - What?

- Do you think I'm like you... - What?

Upset, upset

You seem upset

You seem upset

How long will I have to fix your mistakes?

I'm curious to know how you can fix my mistakes like this

Forget about him, Gabi

Say what you want

Say what you want

But ask yourself before

what makes a woman like me work with men like you here

And the reason why she hates women a hundred times more than you do

And the reason why she hates women a hundred times more than you do

You just say that to make money and to make Ex let you work with us

No, I swear, I mean it

My complexes are much bigger than your

Do you know what it feels like to have your mother die?

Do you know what it feels like to have your mother die?

And to have a stepmother come and take everything

The house home and money

The house home and money

My father couldn't object

She made me drop out of school to work as her maid in my father's house

She made me drop out of school to work as her maid in my father's house

When I matured and my body reached puberty

There wasn’t a single occasion for any of her relatives

There wasn’t a single occasion for any of her relatives

she didn't force me to dance in it

When it was her nephew's birthday she insisted that I dance

When it was her nephew's birthday she insisted that I dance

To break my father's heart

But my father didn't remain silent

He approached me and told me...

"Let me take it from here, daughter"

It was the ugliest sight I had ever seen in my life

I ran away from home after that

Ex let me work with him May God protect him

Ex let me work with him May God protect him

I'm sorry about what happened to you Your father must be so proud of your

Her father must be so proud of her! As if

Her father is a weak man

The story didn't affect me

Because you are a man without conscience

Because you are a man without conscience

It was a story full of lessons, you ignorant

-There is a new client - Let's go

-There is a new client - Let's go

What a big man!

What a nice surprise!

What a nice surprise!

- Big Ramy? - Yes

Adham, why didn't you tell me that such an important client is coming today?

Naeem made the appointments while we were in Greece

Naeem made the appointments while we were in Greece

I'm sorry if I caused you any inconvenience

Nonsense, I love you, man

I can't believe that Mr. Olympic is right here

I can't believe that Mr. Olympic is right here

Olympic? That's a brand of electric heaters

Excuse him, Captain he knows nothing about sports

Go ahead, Captain

Go ahead, Captain

Take a seat here to balance the ship so it doesn't capsize

Hey!

Are you going to start this by mocking me or what?

No, excuse us, Captain What's with you, Adham?

- Sorry, Ex - Have a seat, Captain

So, tell me, Captain why did you want to see me?

As you know, Ex

The world smiled on me and I got married to Fatima, one of my cousins

What is the problem? Why do you want to divorce her?

What is the problem? Why do you want to divorce her?

- She's a chatterbox - All women are

Why do you want to divorce her?

She spends money left and right I'm going bankrupt

She spends money left and right I'm going bankrupt

Level with me, Captain

Tell me the issue without beating around the bush so I can get you out of it

Why do you want to divorce her?

We're like brothers, Captain

Tell us the truth so we don't get carried away with our thoughts

No, we don't need that

No, we don't need that

To tell you the truth...

she beats me

I wish we got carried away with our thoughts

I wish we got carried away with our thoughts

Does she hit you?

She hits me day and night

"Didn't I tell you not to spill anything on the floor?"

"Please, I won't do it again"

"Please, I won't do it again"

"Stop, Fatima, put me down"

"Stop, Fatima, put me down"

We've seen it all

Calm down, Captain

It's okay, calm down stop crying, man

It's okay, calm down stop crying, man

- Are you sure this is Big Ramy? - No, it looks like he's Big Man

Hey, Ramy! Stop crying, what's wrong with you?

Hey, Ramy! Stop crying, what's wrong with you?

Be a man men don't cry

Calm down, Captain

Calm down, it's okay I'll get you some lemonade

Calm down, it's okay I'll get you some lemonade

- No, I want whey protein - Okay, I'll get you some

and I'll get you a D injection

Calm down we'll take care of your issue

Calm down we'll take care of your issue

- How will you do that? - I'll tell you how

You'll take this parrot home with you

You'll take this parrot home with you

and tell your wife it's a gift

and in a couple of days it'll start repeating what you say

Then, one day, you'll leave the house

Then, one day, you'll leave the house

and the parrot will say...

Yes, honey, my annoying wife has left

Yes, honey, my annoying wife has left

Turn on the camera now

and show me your beauty

The bastard is cheating on me

The bastard is cheating on me

I want a divorce, Big

I want a divorce now or I'll break you in half

I want a divorce now or I'll break you in half

- Do you hear me? - I divorce you for good

I can't believe it

I can't believe it

- Are you happy, Ramy? - I'm over the moon

Can it say that in my voice?

What is this stupid question?

What is this stupid question?

- I'll say it in any voice, man - Okay, no need to get so worked up

- Ex - Yes

- This will stay between us, right? - May God forgive you, Ramy

You're Egypt's hero

Excuse me, do you have a lighter?

Ex

Ex

- The new client is here - What is this?

- The new client is here - What is this?

- Is he Khaled El-Ghandour? - I wish

- He's a kid - Why does he want to divorce his wife?

- He's a kid - Why does he want to divorce his wife?

Maybe she stole his cheese sandwiches during recess at school

Are you joking, Adham?

- How do you bring a kid here? - I didn't know about him

- How do you bring a kid here? - I didn't know about him

Naeem also took this order while we were in Greece

- Is Naeem a fool? - Yes, you know he is

Don't judge so quickly

Tell me how much you want and I'll pay you more

My name is Sami Fouad Alnaseh

My father is Fouad Alnaseh the fabric merchant

and my mom is Mrs. Laila Khalil

and my mom is Mrs. Laila Khalil

I live like a king when my parents are fighting

I live like a king when my parents are fighting

I go to Dad and tell him that Mom says he's a cheapskate

Then I go to Mom and tell her that Dad will double the allowance she's giving me

Then I go to Mom and tell her that Dad will double the allowance she's giving me

Imagine what they'd do if they got divorced

I like you, kid

I like you, kid

I like you a lot

I'll help you

Listen, Sami

Look, it's easy

I'll send Aunt Maassi with you

a very respectable lady who works with us

I want you to call your mom as soon as she gets out of the house

and tell her that your dad brought a woman home

She'll come home running to find Maassi and divorce him at once

She'll come home running to find Maassi and divorce him at once

Infidelity?

She caught him cheating on her many times

and every time it happened I think they'd get divorced

and every time it happened I think they'd get divorced

but my mom forgave him

She says she forgives him for the sake of our family

She says she forgives him for the sake of our family

and the sake of her son Sami and his future

The usual nonsense

You have a point

What do you think if we reversed the roles?

I'll send Uncle Gabi with you

I want you to call your dad as soon as he gets out of the house

I want you to call your dad as soon as he gets out of the house

and tell him that your mom brought a man home

He'll come home running to find Gabi and divorce her at once

He'll come home running to find Gabi and divorce her at once

What are you saying?

Do you want my mom to sit with a strange man?

- What do you think of me? - I think you are a chivalrous man

- What do you think of me? - I think you are a chivalrous man

What are you talking about?

He'll only sit in the reception room

so your dad sees him and gets his blood boiling and divorces her

so your dad sees him and gets his blood boiling and divorces her

- He won't even touch her - He won't come close to her?

Shame on you, Sami your mom is like my mom

- No one will touch her - Deal

Deal with the rest, Adham I have to get this

Deal with the rest, Adham I have to get this

Okay, have a seat

What would you like to drink?

Do you want some cornflakes?

Do you want some cornflakes?

I don't understand why you asked me to come, Gabi

Couldn't you have told me what you wanted on the yacht?

I want to talk to you about something away from everyone there

Listen, I'm sitting in a black Mercedes van

Black Mercedes van?

Black Mercedes van?

Weren't you driving a red Fiat?

No, that was in the past we're rich now

Come here, man, I'll show you my new car, and we'll go for a ride

Come here, man, I'll show you my new car, and we'll go for a ride

Okay, I saw you

What is this?

Who are they, Gabi?

- Is this business? - No, this is kidnapping

- Is this business? - No, this is kidnapping

Actually, these wonderful guys kidnapped me

and they asked me to call you and lure you to this place

and if I do what they want they will let me live

- So you just sold me out? - Of course

I deserve it

Drive, man

Welcome

I'll keep this short

I'm Olfat Imam, a dangerous drug dealer

Why are you so open about it?

Why are you so open about it?

- Can you tell us why you brought us here? - Because you're making too much noise

You kidnapped us because we're making too much noise

You kidnapped us because we're making too much noise

You could've done this over the phone

My yacht and your yacht dock next to each other a lot

I am a man whose motto in life is "play your cards close to your chest"

I am a man whose motto in life is "play your cards close to your chest"

Too much noise attracts attention

and attracting attention makes people envy you

and attracting attention makes people envy you

and I hate nothing in this life more than being envied

Is he afraid of being envied but not the government?

The government doesn't envy anyone

it just takes what it likes

it just takes what it likes

Please forgive me, boss

Since you already know the punishment for what you've done and begging for your life

Since you already know the punishment for what you've done and begging for your life

why didn't you say God bless when you received the goods?

why didn't you say God bless when you received the goods?

I got envied, and they took the drugs

because you didn't say God bless

God bless

God bless

Why didn't you say God bless? When were you going to say it?

You're great, boss

You didn't say God bless

If you make too much noise again and attract attention

If you make too much noise again and attract attention

I'll show you something you've never seen

- Worse than this? - This was just for fun

- Worse than this? - This was just for fun

I was just playing

I don't want to hear noise from your yacht anymore, got it?

I don't want to hear noise from your yacht anymore, got it?

This is so you don't forget me

It hurts

It hurts

What did you say?

It hurts, God bless

I said, it hurts, God bless

Well done, you can go now

Well done, you can go now

Excuse me, sir

Can you have one of your blessed men drive us to the road?

Because this desert of yours is very big and we're afraid we'll envy you

Because this desert of yours is very big and we're afraid we'll envy you

I told you to get out of my face right now

May God damn you and bless you

May God damn you and bless you

That way

May God damn you and bless you

May God damn you and bless you

Hello

Yes, Adham I'm at the place

Yes, Adham I'm at the place

You don't have a Facebook or Instagram account

which makes your CV incomplete

which makes your CV incomplete

How can we trust you and be sure of your loyalty?

I'm sorry, but you're denied

I'm sorry, but you're denied

No, please, guys

I went through a lot to get here and passed all your tests

- Adham - Yes?

Let's give him another chance we need someone to fill this position

Okay

Okay

We'll give you one last chance

if you answer these questions

if you answer these questions

Okay

I'm so sorry, it's dark and I accidentally walked in here

I'm so sorry, it's dark and I accidentally walked in here

Me, too I thought this was the cheese section

I recognize this voice

- Fareed? - Who's this?

- Umniah? - Who's Umniah? I'm Tiba

Tiba, I can't believe it Do you come to this elevator often?

Tiba, I can't believe it Do you come to this elevator often?

Are you a fool?

We're stuck in the elevator and the lights went out

- this is no time for being funny - Yes, you're right

- this is no time for being funny - Yes, you're right

- Call someone to get us out of here - Hold on, no signal

- Calm down - No, no

- Calm down - No, no

I'm claustrophobic

- Don't worry, I'm here - Get someone to open the door, please

- I'll get dizzy, someone opens the door - Calm down, get a hold of yourself

- I'll get dizzy, someone opens the door - Calm down, get a hold of yourself

Can anyone hear us?

You've answered all the questions here

You've answered all the questions here

but one question

What's your problem with women?

- It's my mom - Your mom?

- It's my mom - Your mom?

My mom turned the world upside down

- You know what happened on 9/11? - Of course

My mom did it

My mom did it

- Is your mom Bin Laden? - No

My parents were traveling to America on that plane

My mom caught my dad flirting with the flight attendant

My mom caught my dad flirting with the flight attendant

and followed him around the plane with a shoe in her hand

so he went into the cockpit and hid there

She threw the shoe at him

but instead of hitting him it hit the pilot

but instead of hitting him it hit the pilot

The pilot lost control of the plane and it crashed into the towers

He lost control of the plane because of the shoe!

He lost control of the plane because of the shoe!

- Anyway, may she rest in peace - No, my mom is still alive

- but while she was traveling to Italy... - Congratulations, you're hired

- but while she was traveling to Italy... - Congratulations, you're hired

That's enough I'll sign the application now

That's enough I'll sign the application now

Congratulations

- You've become an employee of the company - Thank God

But what matters to us the most is strict confidentiality

But what matters to us the most is strict confidentiality

And don't tell your mom where we are

What's that sound? No, no, they closed the store

We're going to die here

We're going to die here

No, don't worry they'll get us out of here

Get us out of here

Calm down Can anyone hear us?

Help! No one will hear us

Help! No one will hear us

I feel I'm getting dizzy I can't take it anymore

- Okay, come hug me - What? You want me to slap you!

- Okay, come hug me - What? You want me to slap you!

- Thank God - Thank God

Yes

Yes

Yes, we made it

Yes

Yes, that's enough thank you

God dammit!

God dammit! The store is closed and my phone is dead

God dammit! The store is closed and my phone is dead

My phone is dead, too What will we do now?

Find something to charge our phones with we need to call someone

No, don't do that the chargers here are made in China

No, don't do that the chargers here are made in China

it might break your phone or something, God forbid

What do you want from me exactly?

What do you want from me exactly?

- You want the truth? - Yes

The truth is, I wanted to sit with you and have a little chat

- Where? Here? - Of course

- Where? Here? - Of course

This is the best place to chat

Just give me a minute

Tell me, how do you like the meat?

- It needs some salt - I'll fix that for you

- It needs some salt - I'll fix that for you

Here's the best salt shaker for the best Tiba

Okay

Okay

What's this? Are you watching Shehata's Shop?

What's this? Are you watching Shehata's Shop?

Did you know that this movie stars Amr Saad?

Did you know that Amr Saad is Ahmed Saad's brother?

They say that Ahmed Saad was married to Somaya El Khashab

They say that Ahmed Saad was married to Somaya El Khashab

Did you know that Somaya El Khashab had her spleen removed

and fought with Reem El Baroudy because of Ahmed Saad?

and fought with Reem El Baroudy because of Ahmed Saad?

- Reem El Baroudy... - Oh my God!

I'll watch another movie

I can't believe it, Ali Baba

I can't believe it, Ali Baba

I love this movie so much

Did you know that this movie stars Karim Fahmy?

Did you know that this movie stars Karim Fahmy?

They say he's a dentist

- You know that Karim Fahmy's brother is... - Yes, I know him

- You know that Karim Fahmy's brother is... - Yes, I know him

I know his brother and his mom and I'm sick of them

- Why are you yelling at me, Tiba? - I was watching the movie

So, you want to ignore the place I've been setting up for six hours

So, you want to ignore the place I've been setting up for six hours

ignore me, too and just watch the movie?

Tiba

Tiba

- I want to talk to you for a bit - I swear I'm going out of my mind

Why don't you hate me? You're supposed to hate my guts

Why don't you hate me? You're supposed to hate my guts

- Again? - Yes

I've told you this before I like what you've done to me in the past

You helped me get rid of the loser I once was

You helped me get rid of the loser I once was

and made me into the person sitting in front of you

But I want to ask one question

- just out of curiosity - Just get on with it

- just out of curiosity - Just get on with it

Why did you do this to me when we were in college?

- Do you want to know why? - Yes

Because I hate all men

God help us are you saying you're a psychopath?

That's right

I'll pour my heart out because we're stuck in Hyper

I don't see the connection but please do

I was living a life of luxury with my parents

I was living a life of luxury with my parents

then, out of the blue my dad decided to leave us

then, out of the blue my dad decided to leave us

and my mom who was a prominent woman in society

had to work different jobs to support her daughter, who was abandoned by her dad

had to work different jobs to support her daughter, who was abandoned by her dad

Look, I'm comfortable talking to you so I'm going to open up to you now

Please do we're stuck in Hyper

One time, my friends and I decided to surprise my mom on her birthday

One time, my friends and I decided to surprise my mom on her birthday

by visiting her at work and bringing a cake to cheer her up

When I walked in, I was shocked to see her being humiliated by her boss

When I walked in, I was shocked to see her being humiliated by her boss

She was being insulted in front of me and my friends

That broke me

That broke me

I felt like an orphan

like I didn't have a father figure or someone to protect me in this life

or my mom

I felt a deep hatred for all men

Did your father leave you with nothing?

He left us nothing

He left us nothing

- What a bastard and a lowlife! - No, dude, only I can curse him

Don't make me regret opening up to you

Your mom really raised you well you don't let anyone curse your dad

Your mom really raised you well you don't let anyone curse your dad

I'm sorry, I sympathized with you and I got worked up

The only thing we had was a ring my mom inherited from my grandmother

The only thing we had was a ring my mom inherited from my grandmother

she kept it for my wedding

so I could sell it and get prepared for the wedding, you know how moms think

so I could sell it and get prepared for the wedding, you know how moms think

- Well, that's good - Good?

I had to sell it when my mom got cancer

It's a pity I hope she recovers

It's a pity I hope she recovers

- No, she died - What is this depressing story?

What's even sadder is that I sold the ring for only 200,000 EP

What's even sadder is that I sold the ring for only 200,000 EP

- Well, that's good money - Good money?

Look how much it's going for at auction now

"2,000,000 EP"

I can't believe my eyes, two million?

- You sold it for a tenth of its price - I almost had a heart attack

- You sold it for a tenth of its price - I almost had a heart attack

I don't doubt that It's infuriating

Well, since it turns out you're a psychopath with no money

Well, since it turns out you're a psychopath with no money

- I guess this is the best time to ask... - Ask for what?

Have you lost it or what? What do you want to ask?

Have you lost it or what? What do you want to ask?

Let me finish first to ask for your number

- Your number, what were you thinking? - My number?

- Your number, what were you thinking? - My number?

- I thought you were going to ask for... - No, I wasn't asking for...

Do you think I'm a fool to marry a poor psychopath?

Okay, it was just a misunderstanding

Okay, it was just a misunderstanding

Besides, don't worry, Fareed, you'll never see my face or hear my voice again

Why? Have I upset you with something?

Why? Have I upset you with something?

- Did I harass you? - No, you didn't

but I'm a married woman

- God damn your dad! - What?

- God damn your dad! - What?

I didn't mean to say that but you surprised me

How did you get married when you're a psychopath who hates men?

How did you get married when you're a psychopath who hates men?

I swear I hate all men and I especially hate my husband

I swear I hate all men and I especially hate my husband

but any woman who's been in my shoes is going to need some bars

- Bars? - Gold bars

Money, how will I support myself otherwise?

Money, how will I support myself otherwise?

- Gold bars - Yes

Do you speak that language, too?

Good thing you're a married woman, Tiba

Good thing you're a married woman, Tiba

Honestly, Tiba I don't know what to say

Don't say anything they opened the store

Don't say anything they opened the store

Pay for the nonsense you set up

and when I need you I know how to reach you

Goodbye

She's married?

Gold bars?

Guys, Gabi is at the kid's mom's house

That's good, Naeem show me the security cameras right away

What are you doing?

By the way, this is my seat

Go sit somewhere else

- Listen to me, honey - What?

Next time, remember to apply the concealer before the foundation

for the wrinkles under your eyes

for the wrinkles under your eyes

What's your business with women's things? Act like a man

Women's things?

Mrs. Nabila Ebeid

can we focus on our mission, please?

can we focus on our mission, please?

- Okay - Thank you

I'm ready, Naeem

I'm ready, Naeem

- Ex - What?

- Gabi is at the house - Why don't you take care of it, Adham?

Do I have to do everything myself?

- Show me - Look

The coming scene is for adults only if there's a kid with you, cover their eyes

The coming scene is for adults only if there's a kid with you, cover their eyes

What is this? Didn't you say he'd wait in the reception room and not touch her?

What is this? Didn't you say he'd wait in the reception room and not touch her?

No, he'll sleep next to her but he won't go near her

so that your dad gets mad when he comes home

sees her like this and divorces her on the spot

sees her like this and divorces her on the spot

Besides, Sami, your mom is like my mom no one will come near her

- Who is the woman entering the house? - My mom

- Then who's sleeping on the bed? - My dad

You thought I was a fool and I'd let a man sleep next to my mom

You thought I was a fool and I'd let a man sleep next to my mom

No, you let a man sleep next to your dad

Well done, Sami you screwed this up

This is a disaster, Adham

This is a disaster, Adham

I seek refuge in God from the male and female devils

I seek refuge in God from the male and female devils

Are you a human, a jinn, or what?

You got this wrong I'm here for...

- What is this? Get away from me - What? Are you a pervert?

- What is this? Get away from me - What? Are you a pervert?

What made you say that, Laila?

You got this wrong, Mrs. Laila

You got this wrong, Mrs. Laila

- I was supposed to sleep next to you - Do you think I'll let you do that?

I'll expose you in front of everyone

Help me

You damned perverts

- Help me - What a disaster!

- Help me - What a disaster!

We wanted to make Laila get divorced and we ended up making her husband gay

I doubted you from the beginning

Do you see the nonsense I'm living through?

Do you see the nonsense I'm living through?

God suffices me, go to hell

- Get out of here - This isn't right, Laila

- Get out of here - This isn't right, Laila

I'll expose you in front of everyone

Save me

Save me

Save me

Adham, send our men to help him I have an urgent matter

Adham, send our men to help him I have an urgent matter

Help me, Fareed

My husband sent men to assault me and I don't know what to do

My husband sent men to assault me and I don't know what to do

I've sent you the location come quickly, please

Please don't do this, leave me alone

No, please, let me go

No, please, let me go

No, please

Don't throw me in the car, please

Don't throw me in the car, please

- What is this? - Let's go

Oh my God! Someone help us

Help, someone help us

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Get away from him

Let's go

God dammit! Come on, quickly

Get them, guys oh my God!

Get them, guys oh my God!

Let's go

I just want to know, why would a man do something like that to his wife?

He humiliated me, beat me, and insulted me because I had a night out

He humiliated me, beat me, and insulted me because I had a night out

He has the right to do this You had a night out! It's inappropriate

You're surprised after what you did

I had a... I was stuck in the supermarket with you, you idiot

I had a... I was stuck in the supermarket with you, you idiot

That's right, you were with me

We didn't even fool around

Or did we fool around and I forgot about it?

Or did we fool around and I forgot about it?

Don't accuse me of something I didn't do! No, we didn't do anything

- We didn't fool around? - Not at all

I'm losing my mind He was about to kill you

I'm losing my mind He was about to kill you

If you think that's bad, let me tell you that he hits me three times a day

He hits you three times a day?

He hits me three times a day just like an antibiotic, every 8 hours

He hits me three times a day just like an antibiotic, every 8 hours

Why do you stay with him?

- Why don't you leave him? - Leave him?

You don't know my husband

You don't know my husband

I've wanted to divorce him for a long time, but I can't

- Hummus - What's with you?

- What is this? - What?

- What is this? - What?

Why did you beat each other up like this?

No, you got it wrong we didn't beat each other up

No, we were just kidding around

No, we were just kidding around

- We're newly married - Yes

Newly married? I wonder what you did on your wedding night

- Listen to me - What?

What is this? She messed up your face

- Did she do this to you? - Yes

I know someone who can help you get rid of her

I know someone who can help you get rid of her

Who?

Is there anyone else? It's Ex

Is there anyone else? It's Ex

- Do you know Ex? - Do I know him?

I'm with his cousin

What? Are you married to a man?

What? Are you married to a man?

What are you saying, man?

I'm talking about Wakhid who sells lupin beans next to me

I see, he sells lupin beans

I see, he sells lupin beans

So if I need Ex's help I should call you

If you need Ex's help, come to me

and I'll talk with the beans guy

and I'll talk with the beans guy

- I hold some sway over him - Is this my drink?

Yes, I'm sorry I got carried away

I'll go now

I'll go now

Why are you laughing?

What's so funny? Tell me

He was telling me he knew Ex

What's so funny about it?

What's so funny about it?

The funny thing is that I'm Ex

- You don't... - This is really funny

You don't believe me, right?

What are you talking about?

You just took a beating like a shoe thief

You just took a beating like a shoe thief

What does that have to do with this? Ex isn't Superman

He's a regular guy who helps men divorce their wives

He's a regular guy who helps men divorce their wives

- He could get a beating - Really?

- You don't believe me, right? - Of course I don't believe you

- Do you want me to prove it to you? - Cut the nonsense

- Do you want me to prove it to you? - Cut the nonsense

- Nonsense? - Yes

Check this out

Naeem, I sent you a location

Signal the logo

Do you believe me now?

I told you before, Tiba

thanks to you, I was able to get rid of the loser I was

thanks to you, I was able to get rid of the loser I was

and become Ex now

And I want to return the favor

By the way I've never helped a woman get a divorce

By the way I've never helped a woman get a divorce

but for you, I'll break all the rules

Give me your husband's info and in forty-eight hours...

I promise I'll free you from this miserable life of yours

Don't hesitate, I got your back

Just tell me his name

Oh my God!

Are you married to the God bless man?

Are you serious, or are you kidding us?

Don't try to belittle me in front of others, Adham

Don't try to belittle me in front of others, Adham

You're belittling yourself

Even when you're serious you're spewing nonsense

Even when you're serious you're spewing nonsense

Do you want us to work with a woman?

Are you out of your mind, Ex?

Honestly, Ex Adham is right

Honestly, Ex Adham is right

What, my dear?

Since when do you two get along?

It's not like that but you're violating our principles

It's not like that but you're violating our principles

What principles? Do you think this is Al-Ahly FC?

Yes, man, our principles

The principles laid out by Mr. Ex

Shut up, you haven't met that guy

Ex, you know I don't care about principles

Ex, you know I don't care about principles

I'll help you with anything

I'll help you make men women or monkeys get divorced

I'll help you make men women or monkeys get divorced

but when it comes to the God bless guy count me out

Count everybody out

Count everybody out

What's the matter, Ex?

You want me to help a woman get divorced?

I was in a mental institution because of them

I was in a mental institution because of them

- Don't bring your issues into this, Adham - My issues?

Ex, you were love-struck from the moment you saw her

Ex, you were love-struck from the moment you saw her

and followed her around like an idiot

Idiot? I've had enough

Idiot? I've had enough

Look, I lay out the principles

and I break them

If you don't like it, you can piss off

If you don't like it, you can piss off

- I'll piss off - Me, too

God bless you you just ruined everything

God bless you you just ruined everything

That's okay, Ex

but don't forget to take Fortress of the Muslim with you when you go see him

but don't forget to take Fortress of the Muslim with you when you go see him

- I have a problem... - Out

- I just want to tell you that... - Out!

I thought I should tell you

You, too

if you don't like what I said there's the door

if you don't like what I said there's the door

Like I kept this running with you, I can keep it running with any animal like you

Like I kept this running with you, I can keep it running with any animal like you

Easy, dude don't bad-mouth me

I have nothing to do with this I'm just a bird in a tree

I have nothing to do with this I'm just a bird in a tree

- Piss off, you, too - Fine, I'll make you regret it

You know something, Naeem?

I'm surprised you went against Ex and came with me

I'm surprised you went against Ex and came with me

What are you saying? I didn't go against him

I wanted to tell him the internet was down and he kicked me out

I wanted to tell him the internet was down and he kicked me out

Are you with me now?

We're in the middle of the sea now I have no choice

- Did you know that the nearest land... - Zip it

- Did you know that the nearest land... - Zip it

Zip it!

Listen to what I'll say and do it to the letter

Listen to what I'll say and do it to the letter

I will, man, but get on with it and tell me what to do, please

- Go home and make up with your husband - What are you saying?

Am I here to divorce him or get back with him?

Am I here to divorce him or get back with him?

After you make up with him I want you to take him out to dinner

How about I wash his feet, too?

How about I wash his feet, too?

Will you let me finish or should I piss off?

- No, piss off - Okay

Hold on, Fareed Why did you get upset? Calm down

Go on, I'm listening

When you go out to dinner I want you to envy anything you see

Envy?

- I get it - Take this mic

It'll help me hear anything you and your husband say

It'll help me hear anything you and your husband say

I'm so glad we made up

- Even though you were a jerk - What?

- Even though you were a jerk - What?

I mean, you were a jerk, God bless

- God bless, God bless - I already said God bless

You will ride a bike

You will ride a bike

and I'll drive a white taxi

I'll bump into you very gently

but I need you to overreact and make it look like you're about to die

but I need you to overreact and make it look like you're about to die

What? What if I really die?

Don't worry I've planned everything to a tee

Wow, look, a man riding a bike

Wow, look, a man riding a bike

What's so special about it? A lot of people ride bikes

Yes, but I like people who act like foreigners and ride a bike

Yes, but I like people who act like foreigners and ride a bike

God bless, God bless

The light turned green, Munir

- I'm waiting for you - Please no, Ex

I'm afraid I'll die from the crash

I'm afraid I'll die from the crash

Don't be afraid, man I'll bump into you

I won't move an inch, I'm too scared

I'll bump into you gently

I'll bump into you gently

Don't be afraid, go for it

- You're an unlucky woman - No

- You're an unlucky woman, oh my God! - I swear I said it in my head

- You're an unlucky woman, oh my God! - I swear I said it in my head

- You didn't say, God bless - I said it in my head

You didn't say, God bless you unlucky woman

I told you not to be afraid

I told you not to be afraid

Keep your head down so I can see the road

I don't want you to worry when you catch on fire

I don't want you to worry when you catch on fire

I want you to run to me and lie down on the floor, and I'll put it out

I'll catch on fire? But I might get burned

I'll catch on fire? But I might get burned

- Do you pray? - Yes, thank God

Well, it is well known that fire can't burn a believer

In God we trust

In God we trust

God bless

God bless, this is wonderful

- The place is great - And the pasta is so delicious

- The place is great - And the pasta is so delicious

Why don't you just say God bless so nothing befall us?

God bless don't let envy control you like this

Say it, you have nothing to lose I'm afraid of these things

Say it, you have nothing to lose I'm afraid of these things

Have you ever seen me envy someone?

- You just killed a man - Yes

- You just killed a man - Yes

- Drink - The juice here...

Just drink

- Are you ready? - I can't even stand

- Are you ready? - I can't even stand

- I think my pelvis is broken - No, pull yourself together, champ

Give me this

Give me this

It won't take more than five minutes

We'll finish this quickly and rush to Dar Al Fouad Hospital

We'll finish this quickly and rush to Dar Al Fouad Hospital

where you'll be as good as new

Okay

But I...

But I...

I can't see

Will you stop whining or should I kick you in your broken pelvis?

No, no need I'll do it

No, no need I'll do it

- Quickly - Fine, it's okay

Look how deftly he handles fire

- He didn't even burn - I'm on fire!

- He didn't even burn - I'm on fire!

Oh my God!

Why didn't you say God bless? He caught on fire

- He caught on fire, why didn't you say it? - He caught on fire before I could say it

- He caught on fire, why didn't you say it? - He caught on fire before I could say it

- Oh my God! - He's on fire, oh my God!

The waiter caught on fire because you didn't say God bless

I'm on fire

I'm on fire

- Oh my God! - Lie down on the floor

Lie on the floor Lie on the floor, you idiot

Lie on the floor Lie on the floor, you idiot

Oh my God!

I'm on fire everyone is on fire

- Why is it my fault? - My face is burning

- Why is it my fault? - My face is burning

- Why do you blame me for everything? - You're an unlucky woman

- What's wrong, honey? Are you on fire? - I'm on fire!

I'm on fire, God bless

I'm on fire, God bless

- Get this, too - What?

You're divorced, God bless

You're divorced, God bless

To hell with you, you unlucky man

I'm on fire

Oh God

Oh God

Say God bless

What did you do?

You said fire can't burn a believer

You said fire can't burn a believer

It burned down the entire restaurant

Wow, it's so beautiful

What? Aren't you going to thank me?

What? Aren't you going to thank me?

Thank you for what? Your assistant did everything

but still thank you for helping me change my life

but still thank you for helping me change my life

You changed my life

and you've done it twice now

- For the better? - You made me stronger

You made me stronger the first time

You made me stronger the first time

You know something?

Back in college, I used to stand in front of the mirror to style my hair for hours

Back in college, I used to stand in front of the mirror to style my hair for hours

just to say hi to you

and still, you and your friends made fun of me

but it turned me into Ex a strong, unshakable man

who doesn't care about anything

who doesn't care about anything

As for the second time

you made me weaker

When you showed up in my life and needed my help

When you showed up in my life and needed my help

I felt like a human being with feelings and emotions

a feeling I had missed for many years

That's why...

I decided to sacrifice everything and spend the rest of my life with you

Tiba

you created Ex

and you destroyed him, too

What is this?

Your grandmother's ring the one you sold for pennies

Your grandmother's ring the one you sold for pennies

- Can you leave now? - Leave?

Leave, and don't be stupid

- What are you saying, Tiba? - I said leave

- What are you saying, Tiba? - I said leave

I've got you now, Ex

- Munir? - I'm not Munir

I'm Munira

the head of the enlightened women's society

the head of the enlightened women's society

I disguised myself as a man and infiltrated your company and your team

I disguised myself as a man and infiltrated your company and your team

and I brought with me all the women whose lives you destroyed

and I brought with me all the women whose lives you destroyed

Come out

I'm sure you don't understand anything

Don't worry, I'll tell you everything

Don't worry, I'll tell you everything

I got a call from Shawkat Shal's ex-wife

and she told me everything that happened

and she told me everything that happened

after she found out that you were the reason for her divorce

Okay

- Consider it done - "Enlightened Women's Society"

The photos and videos that Shawkat Shal's ex-wife sent us

The photos and videos that Shawkat Shal's ex-wife sent us

revealed Mr. Ex's true identity

Let's report the bastard who ruined our lives

Let's report the bastard who ruined our lives

If we do that, he might get away

the men will admire him more and his business will flourish

the men will admire him more and his business will flourish

We must expose him first

and destroy him in front of the men of Egypt

Then we can report him

Running into Tiba in Greece made things easy for us

and we decided that she would be the bait to catch you

and we decided that she would be the bait to catch you

As for what happened after your return from Greece

none of it was a coincidence

none of it was a coincidence

because I planned for it all to happen

Right, I forgot to tell you this Mr. Olfat Al Alfi

he's not a murderer, a drug dealer

he's not a murderer, a drug dealer

or Tiba's husband

He's Suhila's brother who was married to the musician

He's Suhila's brother who was married to the musician

you know, the woman you destroyed her life and got institutionalized because of you

"The bad and the good"

"The bad and the good"

"Which one of us is right?"

"Me or my wife?"

"Me or my wife?"

How can my sister be told that?

I swear I'll do something bad to him

Help me, Fareed

My husband sent men to assault me and I don't know what to do

I've sent you the location come quickly, please

I've sent you the location come quickly, please

- Hey, do I look cute? - You're very cute

- Hey, do I look cute? - You're very cute

Listen, I want you to beat him black and blue when he comes

Goodbye, Ex

The corruption of the best is the worst

We'd like a statement, ma'am

You'll know everything after the investigations are over

You'll know everything after the investigations are over

"Supreme Judicial Council"

"Supreme Judicial Council"

What goes around comes around Ex has fallen

Dear viewers Ex is in the clutches of justice

Dear viewers Ex is in the clutches of justice

Ex's fall from grace was beyond doubt

Where would he go? He destroyed so many lives

Where would he go? He destroyed so many lives

Finally, after a long wait the most dangerous man in Egypt is on trial

A man everyone searched for

A man who caused panic in our society

Ex was a man who ruined homes

and indeed managed to destroy many families

We'll be with you in special coverage of Mr. Ex's trial

We'll be with you in special coverage of Mr. Ex's trial

You slanderer

You slanderer

"Justice is the basis of ruling"

"Justice is the basis of ruling"

Okay, Fareed

since you denied all the accusations made by these divorced women

since you denied all the accusations made by these divorced women

and refused to have a lawyer present to defend you

- would you like to say anything? - Yes, Your Honor

- would you like to say anything? - Yes, Your Honor

- Go ahead - I'm not Ex

But if this Ex is indeed guilty

But if this Ex is indeed guilty

then please tell me, Your Honor what is he guilty of?

Once a man is born he sees only one woman, his mother

Once a man is born he sees only one woman, his mother

the only woman who loves him unconditionally

She cleans, mops, and cooks for him

She cleans, mops, and cooks for him

and takes care of every detail of his life for nothing

Free of charge

The problem starts when this wonderful woman gets older

The problem starts when this wonderful woman gets older

and tells him that she wants to see him married and happy

and tells him that she wants to see him married and happy

so he starts looking for a wife who has the same qualities as his mother

like a miniature version of her

but to make that wife do what his mother used to do for him

but to make that wife do what his mother used to do for him

he has to hire a driver and a maid and spend a lot of money on her

he has to hire a driver and a maid and spend a lot of money on her

and after all that, she loves him one-tenth as much as his mother did

The man finds himself overwhelmed and lost

The man finds himself overwhelmed and lost

and he starts making mistakes

These mistakes are just a way to numb the pain

Ex prevents these mistakes before they happen

Yes, but not all men make these mistakes

Yes, you're right, Your Honor not all men make these mistakes

Yes, you're right, Your Honor not all men make these mistakes

But the man who makes no mistakes runs away

He goes with his friends to the cafe

He goes with his friends to the cafe

and five minutes later, he gets a call

"Where are you? I'm hanging with my friends in the cafe"

"Who are they? What are you doing and eating?"

"Who are they? What are you doing and eating?"

If that were his mother

she'd tell him to have fun with his friends

and ask him if he had dinner or if she should make him some

and ask him if he had dinner or if she should make him some

Unfortunately, You Honor

but any man who tried to look for his mother's qualities in his wife

but any man who tried to look for his mother's qualities in his wife

he'd be living with his mother

- What are you trying to say, Fareed? - I'm saying marriage is a choice

We were raised to make the wrong one

We were raised to make the wrong one

the one that suits our community and family

and forgot the one that suits us

If we chose the one that suited us and made us happy

Ex and his ilk couldn't have destabilized any family

Ex and his ilk couldn't have destabilized any family

Excuse me, Your Honor but I have one last question

If I'm indeed Ex

why didn't any of these divorced men accuse me?

why didn't any of these divorced men accuse me?

The decision is up to you, Your Honor

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

Silence in the court

Silence in the court

The prosecution asks the court for permission to hear witness statements

Call the witnesses, son

Call the witnesses, son

The first witness, Khaled Ibrahim Omran

The man who helped me get a divorce was Mr. Ex

The man who helped me get a divorce was Mr. Ex

but this man is not Mr. Ex

I don't think Ex would do what they're saying, Your Honor

I don't think Ex would do what they're saying, Your Honor

He was bold, may God help us

That man? He's just a fool

He was short and fat

He was short and fat

but this man is a skinny bastard

I know Ex very well we've been friends for a long time

I know Ex very well we've been friends for a long time

but this man is not Ex

Look at him and tell me if he's Ex or not

Where are you looking? Look over there

Where are you looking? Look over there

The cell is there

I told you, I don't think Ex would do what they're accusing him of

Don't talk, point with your hands

Don't talk, point with your hands

That's not him Okay, thank you

- No, that's not him - That's not him

- That's not him - That's not him

- That's not him - That's not him

- That's not him - That's not him

That's not him

Are you going to sing it? I'll throw you in jail

Are you going to sing it? I'll throw you in jail

That's not him

- Speak, son - Right, that's not him

- Speak, son - Right, that's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

That's not him

- That's not him - Your Honor

- That's not him - Your Honor

- I have something important to say - Approach

Your Honor, they are liars

Your Honor, they are liars

All the witnesses were lying

Your Honor, you must hear the testimony of someone important

- Who? - Tiba Aziz Al Akkad

- Who? - Tiba Aziz Al Akkad

Let her in

I'm Tiba Aziz Al Akkad

I'm a law graduate and currently working as a masseuse

I'm a law graduate and currently working as a masseuse

Silence

Go on

A woman has always been treated like a second-class human being

Her brother is more important than her not only her brother

Her brother is more important than her not only her brother

but every male in the house even if it's a dog or a cat

She can't go out or be late

So, she thinks that the first man who proposes to her

So, she thinks that the first man who proposes to her

will free her from the prison her father threw her into

But a year later she finds out she's in a new prison

But a year later she finds out she's in a new prison

her husband's prison

She can't wear what she wants or have a night out

And if she decides to work

And if she decides to work

he tells her she can't because she has to take care of the kids

Even her name

it's a disgrace to say it

it's a disgrace to say it

so she is called by the name of her kids like Um Ibrahim or Um Saad

And if she decides to ask for a divorce

she can't because it's a disgrace in our society

she can't because it's a disgrace in our society

The word divorced has become a stigma for women

because, unfortunately, Your Honor we live in a patriarchal society

because, unfortunately, Your Honor we live in a patriarchal society

Yes, Ex is a criminal

because he helped men get divorced but he never helped a woman

because he helped men get divorced but he never helped a woman

Who will help all these women, Your Honor?

What a shame I wish you had caught Ex

Then, who is this man in the cell?

Then, who is this man in the cell?

That man is not Ex

You'll have my ruling after deliberation

You owe me big-time

But who will be punished for this perjury?

It's not a big deal

It's not a big deal

- Fast for three days to atone for your sin - Did I swear falsely?

- You're the one who got me in... - I don't want to hear anything

I want you to say just one thing

- I love you and forgive you - I love you and forgive you

- What's this? Again, Tiba? - No, I'm sure they're joking

- What's this? Again, Tiba? - No, I'm sure they're joking

I swear, I don't know them

I certainly don't know any criminals

What do you mean, woman?

What do you mean, woman?

I got into a fight in prison

Can you be a little late? I'm not ready yet

No, what are you talking about? I'm on my way

No, what are you talking about? I'm on my way

I swear to God Almighty, Tiba I'll be there in five minutes

I don't care if you're ready or not when I arrive, I'll drag you into the wedding hall

I don't care if you're ready or not when I arrive, I'll drag you into the wedding hall

- Hang up so you don't delay me - Hang up?

You called me to see the suit

You called me to see the suit

- Goodbye - I'm on my way

Goodbye

What? Am I late?

You've never been late, Ex

- What do you think of our new HQ? - It's great

We don't need more than this

"Sorry, see you later, Ex"

What do we have, Naeem?

He's divorcing Georgina

He's divorcing Rogina

He's divorcing Rogina

Since the work at the syndicate piled up on Mr. Ashraf's desk

he hasn't shown interest in Rogina as he used to

Mr. Ashraf became the head of the syndicate in 2003 and wanted to...

Mr. Ashraf became the head of the syndicate in 2003 and wanted to...

Do you want to bore the guy? We couldn't believe he's back

- I thought I'd tell you this - No, don't tell us that

Let's get to it

Divorce them all

- Divorce them all - Divorce them all

"Mr. EX"

"One year later"

"One year later"

He's the cutest man I've ever met

He's tall and burly with a kind and gentle heart

He's tall and burly with a kind and gentle heart

Every moment I spend with him feels like the happiest moment of my life

Every moment I spend with him feels like the happiest moment of my life

I'm losing my mind, I don't want to leave his side for even a minute

Why do you want to divorce him then?

What are you talking about? I'm talking about my lover

I came to you to help me divorce my husband

I came to you to help me divorce my husband

That is wonderful

It's a promising start

I charge 50 percent now and 50 percent after he leaves your life

- Deal - Deal

- Deal - Deal

"Mrs. EX"

"Goodbye from Mr. and Mrs. EX"

"Goodbye from Mr. and Mrs. EX"