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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,274 --> 00:00:06,034 "General Administration for Student Housing" 2 00:00:06,034 --> 00:00:07,554 "General Administration for Student Housing" 3 00:00:08,194 --> 00:00:09,754 I'm sorry, I apologize to you 4 00:00:10,154 --> 00:00:11,674 I didn't mean to break your heart 5 00:00:11,714 --> 00:00:12,034 I've come to you to tell you I love you and the future is ahead of us 6 00:00:12,034 --> 00:00:14,594 I've come to you to tell you I love you and the future is ahead of us 7 00:00:14,634 --> 00:00:16,234 Forgive me, it was a bet with my friends 8 00:00:16,274 --> 00:00:17,874 Which was to make 10 guys fall in love with me at the same time 9 00:00:17,914 --> 00:00:18,034 You were a victim among them 10 00:00:18,034 --> 00:00:19,274 You were a victim among them 11 00:00:19,514 --> 00:00:22,554 But I discovered that I really love you and you're different from the rest 12 00:00:22,874 --> 00:00:23,914 Don't say a word 13 00:00:23,914 --> 00:00:24,034 Because I'll still love you no matter what you say 14 00:00:24,034 --> 00:00:25,914 Because I'll still love you no matter what you say 15 00:00:25,914 --> 00:00:28,474 If you don't believe me I'll commit suicide now in front of you 16 00:00:28,514 --> 00:00:30,034 I'm waiting to hear two things from you 17 00:00:30,034 --> 00:00:30,194 I'm waiting to hear two things from you 18 00:00:30,674 --> 00:00:32,314 I love and forgive you 19 00:00:32,314 --> 00:00:34,314 - I love and forgive you - I love and forgive you 20 00:00:37,674 --> 00:00:38,714 Again, Tiba! 21 00:00:38,994 --> 00:00:39,994 You did it again! 22 00:00:40,034 --> 00:00:41,114 Did you film them? 23 00:00:42,594 --> 00:00:44,274 - Yes - Nice 24 00:00:44,594 --> 00:00:48,034 Will show the video to the whole university and make them laugh at these idiots 25 00:00:48,034 --> 00:00:48,394 Will show the video to the whole university and make them laugh at these idiots 26 00:00:49,194 --> 00:00:51,474 Goodbye, idiots 27 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:05,714 Peace be upon you 28 00:01:05,714 --> 00:01:06,034 - Welcome to a new episode of Cairo Talk - "Mr. Ex" 29 00:01:06,034 --> 00:01:09,474 - Welcome to a new episode of Cairo Talk - "Mr. Ex" 30 00:01:09,674 --> 00:01:12,034 The talk in Cairo these days 31 00:01:12,034 --> 00:01:12,314 The talk in Cairo these days 32 00:01:12,434 --> 00:01:14,074 is about the ongoing search 33 00:01:14,114 --> 00:01:18,034 for the mysterious strange being called Ex 34 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:18,074 for the mysterious strange being called Ex 35 00:01:18,074 --> 00:01:20,154 Mr. Ex who is being accused 36 00:01:20,194 --> 00:01:24,034 of wrecking homes, relationships and families 37 00:01:24,034 --> 00:01:25,114 of wrecking homes, relationships and families 38 00:01:25,474 --> 00:01:30,034 And there is a report that must've caught everyone's attention 39 00:01:30,034 --> 00:01:30,234 And there is a report that must've caught everyone's attention 40 00:01:30,434 --> 00:01:35,194 from women accusing a person named Ex 41 00:01:35,234 --> 00:01:36,034 That he's the reason behind them being divorced 42 00:01:36,034 --> 00:01:37,554 That he's the reason behind them being divorced 43 00:01:37,554 --> 00:01:39,074 These divorces 44 00:01:39,114 --> 00:01:42,034 and this network that Ex created 45 00:01:42,034 --> 00:01:43,434 and this network that Ex created 46 00:01:43,634 --> 00:01:48,034 is an extremely dangerous matter and must be carefully looked at 47 00:01:48,034 --> 00:01:48,274 is an extremely dangerous matter and must be carefully looked at 48 00:01:48,394 --> 00:01:50,754 Because there is no way, shape, or form 49 00:01:50,754 --> 00:01:54,034 for this society which has enough crises as it is 50 00:01:54,034 --> 00:01:54,954 for this society which has enough crises as it is 51 00:01:54,994 --> 00:01:56,674 There is no way, shape, or form 52 00:01:57,514 --> 00:02:00,034 for this being to be unknown to this extent 53 00:02:00,034 --> 00:02:00,994 for this being to be unknown to this extent 54 00:02:01,514 --> 00:02:04,394 I hope they catch you, Ex and torture you 55 00:02:04,394 --> 00:02:06,034 About masculine masculinity 56 00:02:06,034 --> 00:02:06,354 About masculine masculinity 57 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:09,154 And that he's dominant and in control 58 00:02:09,154 --> 00:02:12,034 And he calls the men of Egypt 59 00:02:12,034 --> 00:02:12,114 And he calls the men of Egypt 60 00:02:12,154 --> 00:02:18,034 to this disgusting, shameful, and insulting method of treating women 61 00:02:18,034 --> 00:02:18,954 to this disgusting, shameful, and insulting method of treating women 62 00:02:18,954 --> 00:02:23,474 In his attempt to wreck families in various ways 63 00:02:23,514 --> 00:02:24,034 Some of which seem quite funny some of them seem quite dirty 64 00:02:24,034 --> 00:02:29,274 Some of which seem quite funny some of them seem quite dirty 65 00:02:29,394 --> 00:02:30,034 Where was Mr. Ex when I needed him? 66 00:02:30,034 --> 00:02:31,994 Where was Mr. Ex when I needed him? 67 00:02:32,314 --> 00:02:35,114 It's like we're dealing with a mafia boss 68 00:02:35,154 --> 00:02:36,034 Listen, dear, they say there is a man causing a lot of divorces 69 00:02:36,034 --> 00:02:39,354 Listen, dear, they say there is a man causing a lot of divorces 70 00:02:39,354 --> 00:02:42,034 Listen, do you know a way we can get to Mr. Ex? 71 00:02:42,034 --> 00:02:42,514 Listen, do you know a way we can get to Mr. Ex? 72 00:02:42,514 --> 00:02:48,034 How couldn't we find that bastard Mr. Ex? 73 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:49,834 How couldn't we find that bastard Mr. Ex? 74 00:02:49,874 --> 00:02:52,594 They'll never find him and will never catch him 75 00:02:52,594 --> 00:02:53,874 Play, buddy 76 00:02:54,954 --> 00:02:56,954 "Mr. Ex" 77 00:03:10,874 --> 00:03:11,994 What are you doing there? 78 00:03:25,714 --> 00:03:28,314 "Mr. Ex's unknown headquarters" 79 00:03:29,314 --> 00:03:30,034 "Maestro Salim Shepoop" Age 49, marital status, married" 80 00:03:30,034 --> 00:03:31,114 "Maestro Salim Shepoop" Age 49, marital status, married" 81 00:03:31,154 --> 00:03:32,474 Here, kitty kitty kitty 82 00:03:34,434 --> 00:03:35,514 Mr. Adham 83 00:03:36,554 --> 00:03:37,754 We found a new client 84 00:03:38,754 --> 00:03:39,754 A new client! 85 00:03:40,594 --> 00:03:42,034 Let's deal with the old ones first 86 00:03:42,034 --> 00:03:42,074 Let's deal with the old ones first 87 00:03:44,714 --> 00:03:45,834 What's the meaning of this? 88 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:48,034 - There's a new man... - Someone answer me 89 00:03:48,034 --> 00:03:48,234 - There's a new man... - Someone answer me 90 00:03:48,954 --> 00:03:52,394 What does it mean that a client has been women-free for only 6 months 91 00:03:52,554 --> 00:03:54,034 and we lose control over him in surveillance? 92 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:54,354 and we lose control over him in surveillance? 93 00:03:54,674 --> 00:03:56,834 What does it mean to find a man who, since he divorced his wife 94 00:03:56,834 --> 00:03:58,034 hasn't touched a woman 95 00:03:58,114 --> 00:04:00,034 with a woman about whom we don't know any information? 96 00:04:00,034 --> 00:04:01,074 with a woman about whom we don't know any information? 97 00:04:01,194 --> 00:04:04,914 They're in a seafood restaurant and he ordered a casserole dish 98 00:04:05,474 --> 00:04:06,034 This means that something will happen tonight 99 00:04:06,034 --> 00:04:07,394 This means that something will happen tonight 100 00:04:07,674 --> 00:04:09,834 - We'll lose him - There was a misunderstanding... 101 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:12,034 Our mission is not only to divorce men from their wives 102 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:13,834 Our mission is not only to divorce men from their wives 103 00:04:14,114 --> 00:04:18,034 Our biggest goal is to prevent men from being married again 104 00:04:18,034 --> 00:04:18,514 Our biggest goal is to prevent men from being married again 105 00:04:18,714 --> 00:04:21,714 This is the most important stage of recovering from women 106 00:04:23,434 --> 00:04:24,034 Women, Naeem 107 00:04:24,034 --> 00:04:24,634 Women, Naeem 108 00:04:25,394 --> 00:04:28,914 know your soft spot and hold you from it 109 00:04:30,714 --> 00:04:32,354 - Did you feel it? - Unfortunately 110 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,914 Where is Gabi? 111 00:04:35,914 --> 00:04:36,034 Gabi is in the studio he's directing the video 112 00:04:36,034 --> 00:04:38,714 Gabi is in the studio he's directing the video 113 00:04:38,754 --> 00:04:40,314 He's directing the video! 114 00:04:41,194 --> 00:04:42,034 Fine 115 00:04:42,034 --> 00:04:42,194 Fine 116 00:04:45,554 --> 00:04:46,834 Do you see that chin of yours? 117 00:04:47,314 --> 00:04:48,034 I'll make it softer than Hani Shaker's cheeks 118 00:04:48,034 --> 00:04:49,474 I'll make it softer than Hani Shaker's cheeks 119 00:04:51,634 --> 00:04:52,674 Cut 120 00:04:52,954 --> 00:04:54,034 What's wrong, sir? 121 00:04:54,274 --> 00:04:57,634 If the barber was Mohamed Al Sagheer you would've been more excited 122 00:04:57,914 --> 00:04:59,154 I want to see your wildness 123 00:04:59,194 --> 00:05:00,034 I want to see you on fire 124 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:00,434 I want to see you on fire 125 00:05:00,914 --> 00:05:02,154 I want to see the lust 126 00:05:02,274 --> 00:05:04,074 I want to see the lust, man 127 00:05:04,874 --> 00:05:06,034 I'm sorry, but this is the first time for me with a woman other than my wife 128 00:05:06,034 --> 00:05:08,354 I'm sorry, but this is the first time for me with a woman other than my wife 129 00:05:08,994 --> 00:05:11,234 No, you shouldn't say that 130 00:05:11,674 --> 00:05:12,034 You must believe in everything you're doing 131 00:05:12,034 --> 00:05:14,234 You must believe in everything you're doing 132 00:05:14,754 --> 00:05:16,394 So that the video looks realistic 133 00:05:16,554 --> 00:05:18,034 So when we send it to your wife she'll believe that you're cheating on her 134 00:05:18,034 --> 00:05:19,634 So when we send it to your wife she'll believe that you're cheating on her 135 00:05:20,114 --> 00:05:21,314 So that she asks for a divorce 136 00:05:21,474 --> 00:05:23,034 Or don't you like me? 137 00:05:23,074 --> 00:05:24,034 Stop it, Maassi! 138 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:24,434 Stop it, Maassi! 139 00:05:24,474 --> 00:05:26,154 Let him rest a little 140 00:05:26,434 --> 00:05:30,034 You can relax, memorize your role well and get into character 141 00:05:30,034 --> 00:05:30,474 You can relax, memorize your role well and get into character 142 00:05:30,594 --> 00:05:32,074 And when you get into character 143 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:34,194 We'll bring you in and you'll film immediately 144 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:37,234 What? What's wrong? 145 00:05:37,994 --> 00:05:42,034 Can't you give me instructions like the ones directors give to actors? 146 00:05:42,034 --> 00:05:43,234 Can't you give me instructions like the ones directors give to actors? 147 00:05:43,434 --> 00:05:45,434 What? Do you think we're filming Kira and the Jinn? 148 00:05:45,474 --> 00:05:47,234 You can go, sir, go 149 00:05:49,954 --> 00:05:51,114 Who's next? 150 00:05:51,674 --> 00:05:52,834 I am, sir 151 00:05:53,354 --> 00:05:54,034 I'm ready and into the character and I believe in what I'm doing 152 00:05:54,034 --> 00:05:55,994 I'm ready and into the character and I believe in what I'm doing 153 00:05:56,274 --> 00:05:57,354 Are you ready? 154 00:05:57,474 --> 00:05:58,994 I'm ready to have kids in the video 155 00:05:59,034 --> 00:06:00,034 Well done 156 00:06:00,034 --> 00:06:00,194 Well done 157 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:02,234 Have you seen how prepared men are? Unlike you 158 00:06:04,874 --> 00:06:05,874 Come on, clapperboard 159 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,274 In the name of God Almighty 160 00:06:09,394 --> 00:06:10,754 Hadayek Al Ahram's cheating scene 161 00:06:10,794 --> 00:06:12,034 Gardenia Street, building number 35 162 00:06:12,034 --> 00:06:12,914 Gardenia Street, building number 35 163 00:06:12,954 --> 00:06:14,914 second floor, apartment number 11 take one, marker 164 00:06:17,434 --> 00:06:18,034 Freeze, criminal! 165 00:06:18,034 --> 00:06:19,194 Freeze, criminal! 166 00:06:20,394 --> 00:06:21,754 I'm running away from you 167 00:06:24,194 --> 00:06:25,554 I'm running away from you 168 00:06:26,434 --> 00:06:27,474 You criminal 169 00:06:29,394 --> 00:06:30,034 I'm running away from you 170 00:06:30,034 --> 00:06:30,794 I'm running away from you 171 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:36,034 I'm running away from you 172 00:06:36,034 --> 00:06:36,474 I'm running away from you 173 00:06:39,234 --> 00:06:40,874 I'm running away from you 174 00:06:41,794 --> 00:06:42,034 Wow! 175 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:42,914 Wow! 176 00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:45,194 I'm running away from you 177 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,634 I'm running away from you 178 00:06:49,474 --> 00:06:50,554 What's happening, Gabi? 179 00:06:50,754 --> 00:06:52,314 The line of cheating isn't moving 180 00:06:52,554 --> 00:06:54,034 Why haven't these men taken off their clothes yet? 181 00:06:54,034 --> 00:06:54,314 Why haven't these men taken off their clothes yet? 182 00:06:54,354 --> 00:06:55,914 They'll take them off, Adham calm down 183 00:06:56,234 --> 00:07:00,034 All the men who came today haven't been with women other than their wives 184 00:07:00,034 --> 00:07:01,034 All the men who came today haven't been with women other than their wives 185 00:07:01,634 --> 00:07:03,074 Thanks to Maassi 186 00:07:03,234 --> 00:07:05,834 She has been working hard and by herself today 187 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:06,034 She has been working hard! What was hard about her job? 188 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:08,114 She has been working hard! What was hard about her job? 189 00:07:08,514 --> 00:07:10,954 - She's used to... - What? I'm used to what, Adham? 190 00:07:11,114 --> 00:07:12,034 She's used to working hard 191 00:07:12,034 --> 00:07:13,474 She's used to working hard 192 00:07:13,554 --> 00:07:14,834 That's definitely his point 193 00:07:14,994 --> 00:07:16,914 - He won't curse - I was about to curse 194 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:18,034 Calm down, Adham we have a lot of work ahead of us 195 00:07:18,034 --> 00:07:19,154 Calm down, Adham we have a lot of work ahead of us 196 00:07:19,154 --> 00:07:20,354 Let him curse, Gabi 197 00:07:21,674 --> 00:07:23,514 Listen, beautiful one 198 00:07:24,234 --> 00:07:28,194 I took 1600 photos and 400 videos today 199 00:07:28,354 --> 00:07:30,034 And there are still men standing in line outside 200 00:07:30,034 --> 00:07:30,354 And there are still men standing in line outside 201 00:07:30,834 --> 00:07:33,314 We have to shoot their videos so that we can send them to their wives 202 00:07:33,314 --> 00:07:34,434 So that they can get divorced 203 00:07:34,474 --> 00:07:36,034 So we can all make money 204 00:07:36,034 --> 00:07:36,954 So we can all make money 205 00:07:37,274 --> 00:07:39,314 And I have to finish all of this before 12 midnight 206 00:07:39,594 --> 00:07:41,834 So I can go to Ibrahim Said's house in Al Mohandessin 207 00:07:41,874 --> 00:07:42,034 So that when his wife comes home she catches us and divorces him 208 00:07:42,034 --> 00:07:44,474 So that when his wife comes home she catches us and divorces him 209 00:07:44,674 --> 00:07:47,674 If you keep harassing me like this you might as well find another actress 210 00:07:47,794 --> 00:07:48,034 to do what I do 211 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:49,034 to do what I do 212 00:07:50,274 --> 00:07:52,234 But she has to be trusted by Ex as much as he trusts me 213 00:07:52,234 --> 00:07:54,034 - Are you trying to twist my arm? - No, she isn't 214 00:07:54,034 --> 00:07:55,794 - Are you trying to twist my arm? - No, she isn't 215 00:07:56,074 --> 00:07:58,634 Let's calm down we're all in the same boat 216 00:07:59,674 --> 00:08:00,034 What's this? 217 00:08:00,034 --> 00:08:00,754 What's this? 218 00:08:01,274 --> 00:08:02,314 The alarm went on, Adham 219 00:08:02,514 --> 00:08:04,794 Please, go he must be a new client 220 00:08:05,154 --> 00:08:06,034 Fine, Maassi 221 00:08:06,034 --> 00:08:06,154 Fine, Maassi 222 00:08:07,434 --> 00:08:08,794 Don't worry about him, Maassi 223 00:08:08,834 --> 00:08:10,754 Let's go, people 224 00:08:10,954 --> 00:08:12,034 Where is the man whose wife rides him like a donkey? 225 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,114 Where is the man whose wife rides him like a donkey? 226 00:08:13,314 --> 00:08:15,074 Let him come quickly 227 00:08:20,554 --> 00:08:22,034 "I stay up and don't sleep" 228 00:08:22,074 --> 00:08:23,314 What did you find, Naeem? 229 00:08:23,314 --> 00:08:24,034 There are a lot of searches about us but they're of no use 230 00:08:24,034 --> 00:08:26,034 There are a lot of searches about us but they're of no use 231 00:08:26,234 --> 00:08:28,114 They're either officers trying to catch us 232 00:08:28,194 --> 00:08:29,794 Some women's rights advocates And so on 233 00:08:29,834 --> 00:08:30,034 - But I caught them, don't worry - Well 234 00:08:30,034 --> 00:08:31,754 - But I caught them, don't worry - Well 235 00:08:31,994 --> 00:08:34,994 I found this, and keep in mind that it's a real account and not a fake one 236 00:08:35,274 --> 00:08:36,034 The number of fake accounts has reached in 2023... 237 00:08:36,034 --> 00:08:37,514 The number of fake accounts has reached in 2023... 238 00:08:37,554 --> 00:08:39,474 Are you going to start talking about 2023? 239 00:08:39,474 --> 00:08:40,634 Okay, thank you 240 00:08:40,674 --> 00:08:42,034 - Okay, you can talk - No, tell me 241 00:08:42,034 --> 00:08:42,714 - Okay, you can talk - No, tell me 242 00:08:42,714 --> 00:08:43,954 - Is this a real account? - Yes 243 00:08:44,154 --> 00:08:45,154 Just nod 244 00:08:45,474 --> 00:08:46,594 So he's a potential client 245 00:08:55,394 --> 00:08:57,394 - Hello - Are you Salim Shepoop the maestro? 246 00:08:57,434 --> 00:08:59,554 - Yes - Did you want to meet Mr. Ex? 247 00:08:59,714 --> 00:09:00,034 Yes, let me talk to him please I'm in real agony 248 00:09:00,034 --> 00:09:03,514 Yes, let me talk to him please I'm in real agony 249 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,474 I married to a woman named Suhila Al Alfi 250 00:09:05,594 --> 00:09:06,034 My life is a real tragedy because of her 251 00:09:06,034 --> 00:09:07,474 My life is a real tragedy because of her 252 00:09:53,514 --> 00:09:54,034 I've finally met you 253 00:09:54,034 --> 00:09:54,554 I've finally met you 254 00:09:56,034 --> 00:09:57,074 Mr. Ex 255 00:09:58,914 --> 00:10:00,034 Talk to me, maestro 256 00:10:00,794 --> 00:10:02,154 Why do you want to divorce your wife? 257 00:10:02,194 --> 00:10:03,234 Have a seat 258 00:10:08,754 --> 00:10:11,634 The feeling that you're causing harm to another person is very heinous 259 00:10:12,354 --> 00:10:14,354 And I caused Suhila a lot of suffering 260 00:10:15,394 --> 00:10:17,954 I climbed the musical ladder step by step 261 00:10:18,514 --> 00:10:21,354 I started as a drummer then I played the tambourine for a year 262 00:10:21,714 --> 00:10:24,034 Then I became an international maestro whose music spread throughout the world 263 00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:24,914 Then I became an international maestro whose music spread throughout the world 264 00:10:25,354 --> 00:10:26,354 And when this happened 265 00:10:26,554 --> 00:10:29,394 women started coming on to me from all over the place 266 00:10:29,794 --> 00:10:30,034 Because I'm beautiful and attractive 267 00:10:30,034 --> 00:10:31,274 Because I'm beautiful and attractive 268 00:10:32,154 --> 00:10:35,194 Then, Satan whispered in my ear 269 00:10:35,874 --> 00:10:36,034 And I became arrogant 270 00:10:36,034 --> 00:10:37,154 And I became arrogant 271 00:10:37,714 --> 00:10:38,754 I started cheating on her 272 00:10:39,434 --> 00:10:41,674 I was cheating on her with a woman every day 273 00:10:41,954 --> 00:10:42,034 And when she confronted me I hit her, I hit her hard 274 00:10:42,034 --> 00:10:44,514 And when she confronted me I hit her, I hit her hard 275 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:48,034 I hit her and hurt her physically and psychologically repeatedly 276 00:10:48,034 --> 00:10:48,994 I hit her and hurt her physically and psychologically repeatedly 277 00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:50,994 This wasn't the Salim I know 278 00:10:51,674 --> 00:10:52,794 So I decided to end it 279 00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:54,034 We'll end everything on good terms just as we started on good terms 280 00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:55,514 We'll end everything on good terms just as we started on good terms 281 00:10:55,954 --> 00:10:59,074 But social media will turn against me if I divorce her 282 00:10:59,114 --> 00:11:00,034 Because I'm a public figure and a celebrity 283 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:00,834 Because I'm a public figure and a celebrity 284 00:11:01,354 --> 00:11:03,474 But if she is the one who asks for a divorce 285 00:11:04,034 --> 00:11:06,034 I'll be a victim and the public will sympathize with me 286 00:11:06,034 --> 00:11:06,914 I'll be a victim and the public will sympathize with me 287 00:11:07,194 --> 00:11:10,994 And the ladies probably fall in love with me more and more as the days go by 288 00:11:11,434 --> 00:11:12,034 You're a liar, maestro 289 00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:12,594 You're a liar, maestro 290 00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:15,954 - What? - You are married to Suhila Al Alfi 291 00:11:16,594 --> 00:11:18,034 A conceited and arrogant lady who only cares about appearances 292 00:11:18,034 --> 00:11:19,074 A conceited and arrogant lady who only cares about appearances 293 00:11:19,274 --> 00:11:20,634 She scolds you constantly 294 00:11:21,274 --> 00:11:22,354 You're afraid to divorce her 295 00:11:22,354 --> 00:11:24,034 Because her father holds a prominent position and may harm you 296 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:24,314 Because her father holds a prominent position and may harm you 297 00:11:24,314 --> 00:11:25,994 This is not true 298 00:11:26,314 --> 00:11:28,474 Just so you know I have the final say at home 299 00:11:28,714 --> 00:11:30,034 I have a prominent position within her family 300 00:11:30,034 --> 00:11:30,514 I have a prominent position within her family 301 00:11:30,554 --> 00:11:32,354 Did you know that her mother calls me, "Sir"? 302 00:11:32,394 --> 00:11:34,714 - And her father calls me... - An idiot 303 00:11:35,714 --> 00:11:36,034 Her father calls you an idiot 304 00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:36,994 Her father calls you an idiot 305 00:11:37,394 --> 00:11:38,674 This is not true 306 00:11:38,874 --> 00:11:42,034 Is it reasonable to name your firstborn Abdul Rahman after her ex's name? 307 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,474 Is it reasonable to name your firstborn Abdul Rahman after her ex's name? 308 00:11:44,594 --> 00:11:47,394 We agreed to call him Buddy 309 00:11:47,594 --> 00:11:48,034 Abdul Rahman is only registered on the birth certificate 310 00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:48,914 Abdul Rahman is only registered on the birth certificate 311 00:11:48,954 --> 00:11:50,354 So that her ex won't be upset 312 00:11:50,434 --> 00:11:52,594 what about the tattoo on your lower back? 313 00:11:53,154 --> 00:11:54,034 That says, "Suhilas' Servant" 314 00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:54,554 That says, "Suhilas' Servant" 315 00:11:55,634 --> 00:11:57,274 Suhila's idiot Servant 316 00:11:57,354 --> 00:11:59,434 - Shut up, Raafat - Fine, as you wish 317 00:12:00,274 --> 00:12:01,594 How did you know about all these things? 318 00:12:01,594 --> 00:12:04,234 We collect information about any person searching for us 319 00:12:04,394 --> 00:12:06,034 So we know if he's really worth coming here 320 00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:06,194 So we know if he's really worth coming here 321 00:12:06,754 --> 00:12:09,034 Or if he wants to set a trap for us in order to expose us 322 00:12:16,394 --> 00:12:18,034 - What's this? What's wrong? - What's wrong with him? 323 00:12:18,034 --> 00:12:18,634 - What's this? What's wrong? - What's wrong with him? 324 00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:20,354 Calm down 325 00:12:20,394 --> 00:12:21,874 Calm down, calm down 326 00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:23,034 No one will hit you 327 00:12:23,074 --> 00:12:24,034 - Don't be afraid - Calm down, you're safe here 328 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:24,794 - Don't be afraid - Calm down, you're safe here 329 00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:26,874 - Help him get up slowly - Calm down 330 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,354 Please 331 00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:30,034 I want to get rid of her, I beg you I became... 332 00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:31,474 I want to get rid of her, I beg you I became... 333 00:12:31,754 --> 00:12:34,234 - I'm afraid to go home -You'll go and you'll be fine 334 00:12:34,674 --> 00:12:35,954 - Don't be afraid - How? 335 00:12:36,114 --> 00:12:37,554 There is a solution to your problem 336 00:12:37,914 --> 00:12:39,634 - How? - I'll tell you how 337 00:12:40,954 --> 00:12:42,034 You are a famous maestro 338 00:12:42,034 --> 00:12:42,314 You are a famous maestro 339 00:12:42,714 --> 00:12:45,594 And she's a lady who loves appearances and parades you to her friends 340 00:12:45,674 --> 00:12:47,434 - Otherwise, for her, you are... - Scum 341 00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:51,514 - Who is useless - Exactly 342 00:12:51,794 --> 00:12:54,034 We'll take away from her the reason why she's clinging to you 343 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:54,234 We'll take away from her the reason why she's clinging to you 344 00:12:54,514 --> 00:12:57,274 Then she'll want to leave and will ask you for a divorce 345 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,034 Will I retire? 346 00:13:00,034 --> 00:13:00,154 Will I retire? 347 00:13:01,674 --> 00:13:02,834 You will do worse than this 348 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,074 Listen to me carefully 349 00:13:08,194 --> 00:13:09,314 "The maestro Salim Shepoop" 350 00:13:12,194 --> 00:13:13,394 Have Adham and Gabi arrived? 351 00:13:13,714 --> 00:13:15,434 I've just called them and everything is fine 352 00:13:23,154 --> 00:13:24,034 Tiba! 353 00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:24,194 Tiba! 354 00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:26,074 Is there something wrong, sir? 355 00:13:26,154 --> 00:13:27,834 I'm very sorry, I apologize 356 00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:28,994 What's wrong? 357 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:30,034 You have to move on 358 00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:30,754 You have to move on 359 00:13:31,234 --> 00:13:32,274 You're Mr. Ex 360 00:13:32,954 --> 00:13:33,994 Let's go 361 00:13:38,554 --> 00:13:40,154 Does everyone know what to do? 362 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,234 All set 363 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,034 We are ready, don't worry 364 00:13:42,034 --> 00:13:42,434 We are ready, don't worry 365 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,594 Good evening, everyone 366 00:13:51,354 --> 00:13:54,034 Let me first welcome the great maestro Helmy Bakr 367 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:54,314 Let me first welcome the great maestro Helmy Bakr 368 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:55,834 I want to thank him for being here 369 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,794 And I want to thank you all for coming, of course 370 00:14:01,594 --> 00:14:04,274 Let me start with the piece I composed 371 00:14:04,754 --> 00:14:06,034 Which was inspired by my beloved wife 372 00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:06,994 Which was inspired by my beloved wife 373 00:14:07,394 --> 00:14:08,754 Who is my only inspiration 374 00:14:08,994 --> 00:14:12,034 I want to tell her "Baby, we will stay together forever" 375 00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:12,394 I want to tell her "Baby, we will stay together forever" 376 00:14:17,634 --> 00:14:18,034 I'm his only muse 377 00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:19,274 I'm his only muse 378 00:14:19,634 --> 00:14:21,874 Especially in this last symphony 379 00:14:22,274 --> 00:14:24,034 Close your eyes, and you'll fly 380 00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:24,714 Close your eyes, and you'll fly 381 00:14:25,434 --> 00:14:27,914 Marrying a creative person is something else 382 00:14:28,194 --> 00:14:29,754 Who expresses love through his art 383 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:31,874 Unlike marrying just an ambassador 384 00:14:43,394 --> 00:14:44,994 "One is right and the other is wrong" 385 00:14:45,674 --> 00:14:47,274 "Which one of us is right?" 386 00:14:47,914 --> 00:14:48,034 "Me or my wife?" 387 00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:52,034 "Me or my wife?" 388 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:53,994 "We are the total opposites" 389 00:14:54,634 --> 00:14:56,514 "I need to send a fax" 390 00:14:56,874 --> 00:15:00,034 "To explain my requests to her" 391 00:15:00,034 --> 00:15:01,154 "To explain my requests to her" 392 00:15:01,394 --> 00:15:04,034 "What's wrong with you, Suhaila? Tell me" 393 00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:05,114 "I don't want to say" 394 00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:06,034 "If you care enough you'll figure it out yourself" 395 00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:10,034 "If you care enough you'll figure it out yourself" 396 00:15:10,394 --> 00:15:12,034 "What's wrong with you?" I asked her 397 00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:12,154 "What's wrong with you?" I asked her 398 00:15:12,674 --> 00:15:14,394 "She said, "Nothing" 399 00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:18,034 "I can't read your mind" 400 00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:19,594 "I can't read your mind" 401 00:15:20,394 --> 00:15:23,314 "I'm going crazy and losing my mind I want someone to care about me" 402 00:15:23,354 --> 00:15:24,034 "I'll explode and fill the place with blood" 403 00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:26,554 "I'll explode and fill the place with blood" 404 00:15:26,554 --> 00:15:29,354 "Will you do as I say? If you don't, then bye" 405 00:15:29,354 --> 00:15:30,034 "I want a traditional wife" 406 00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:32,194 "I want a traditional wife" 407 00:15:32,394 --> 00:15:34,994 - "Dear God! Wow!" - "Damn it" 408 00:15:34,994 --> 00:15:36,034 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 409 00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:38,554 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 410 00:15:38,554 --> 00:15:40,994 - "Dear God! Wow!" - "Damn it" 411 00:15:41,034 --> 00:15:42,034 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 412 00:15:42,034 --> 00:15:44,434 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 413 00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:46,034 Cold beer 414 00:15:46,074 --> 00:15:47,514 Who wants beer? 415 00:15:47,554 --> 00:15:48,034 Do you want beer, maestro? 416 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:48,914 Do you want beer, maestro? 417 00:15:49,794 --> 00:15:51,474 Here you go, Mr. Helmy 418 00:15:51,514 --> 00:15:54,034 "Will you do as I say? If you don't, then bye" 419 00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:54,074 "Will you do as I say? If you don't, then bye" 420 00:15:54,114 --> 00:15:56,914 "I want a traditional wife" 421 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,874 - "Dear God! Wow" - "Damn it" 422 00:15:59,914 --> 00:16:00,034 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 423 00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:03,154 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 424 00:16:03,314 --> 00:16:05,834 - "Dear God! Wow" - "Damn it" 425 00:16:05,874 --> 00:16:06,034 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 426 00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:08,994 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 427 00:16:09,154 --> 00:16:12,034 "She hurt me and made me suffer" 428 00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:12,114 "She hurt me and made me suffer" 429 00:16:12,114 --> 00:16:15,274 "I gave her happiness, she returned it to me as sadness and depression" 430 00:16:15,314 --> 00:16:17,874 - "Dear God! Wow!" - "Damn it" 431 00:16:17,914 --> 00:16:18,034 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 432 00:16:18,034 --> 00:16:21,194 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 433 00:16:21,234 --> 00:16:23,754 - "Dear God! Wow!" - "Damn it" 434 00:16:23,794 --> 00:16:24,034 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 435 00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:27,114 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 436 00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:29,274 "Dear God!" 437 00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:30,034 "Dear God!" 438 00:16:30,034 --> 00:16:30,834 "Dear God!" 439 00:16:32,634 --> 00:16:33,794 "Dear God!" 440 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,274 "Dear God!" 441 00:16:35,714 --> 00:16:36,034 "Dear God!" 442 00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:36,874 "Dear God!" 443 00:16:39,034 --> 00:16:42,034 "She played innocent so I would love her but she turned out to be mean and dark" 444 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:42,114 "She played innocent so I would love her but she turned out to be mean and dark" 445 00:16:42,114 --> 00:16:44,994 "I take a lot of painkillers and tranquilizers" 446 00:16:45,074 --> 00:16:48,034 "I wake up tired and it sucks" 447 00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:48,114 "I wake up tired and it sucks" 448 00:16:48,114 --> 00:16:50,914 "I've become weak and cowardly and I see things" 449 00:16:51,274 --> 00:16:53,874 - "Dear God! Wow!" - "Damn it" 450 00:16:53,914 --> 00:16:54,034 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 451 00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:57,234 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 452 00:16:57,274 --> 00:16:59,914 - "Dear God! Wow" - "Damn it" 453 00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:00,034 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 454 00:17:00,034 --> 00:17:02,554 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 455 00:17:02,594 --> 00:17:03,794 I can't understand 456 00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:06,034 Aren't maestros supposed to be polite whose music is for the upper class? 457 00:17:06,034 --> 00:17:07,234 Aren't maestros supposed to be polite whose music is for the upper class? 458 00:17:07,274 --> 00:17:09,674 - What happened to him? - That's long gone 459 00:17:09,874 --> 00:17:12,034 Long before he married the daughter of a gas cylinder seller 460 00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:12,114 Long before he married the daughter of a gas cylinder seller 461 00:17:12,154 --> 00:17:13,474 Which made his taste awful 462 00:17:14,154 --> 00:17:15,994 - What are you saying, bastard? - "Dear God!" 463 00:17:16,114 --> 00:17:18,034 - By the way, I'm his wife - "Dear God!" 464 00:17:18,074 --> 00:17:19,954 Are you the daughter of the gas cylinder seller? 465 00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:21,314 - Papa sells gas cylinders! - "Dear God!" 466 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,034 Would calling him Papa make him more classy? 467 00:17:24,034 --> 00:17:24,194 Would calling him Papa make him more classy? 468 00:17:24,234 --> 00:17:27,034 "She played innocent so I would love her but she turned out to be mean and dark" 469 00:17:27,074 --> 00:17:29,914 - "I take a lot of painkillers" - What happened? 470 00:17:29,954 --> 00:17:30,034 - "I wake up tired and it sucks" - Adham 471 00:17:30,034 --> 00:17:32,114 - "I wake up tired and it sucks" - Adham 472 00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:34,354 - We killed Helmy Bakr - This is amazing 473 00:17:34,594 --> 00:17:36,034 Hamo Bika will be able to sing again 474 00:17:36,034 --> 00:17:36,074 Hamo Bika will be able to sing again 475 00:17:36,114 --> 00:17:38,714 - "Dear God! Wow!" - "Damn it" 476 00:17:38,754 --> 00:17:42,034 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 477 00:17:42,034 --> 00:17:42,274 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 478 00:17:42,274 --> 00:17:44,754 - "Dear God! Wow!" - "Damn it" 479 00:17:45,474 --> 00:17:48,034 - I want a divorce, you filthy bastard - "This is my reward for being nice" 480 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:48,274 - I want a divorce, you filthy bastard - "This is my reward for being nice" 481 00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:50,914 - "Dear God! Damn it!" - Take this 482 00:17:50,914 --> 00:17:54,034 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 483 00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:54,154 "What's the point of being chivalrous? This is my reward for being nice" 484 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,354 - "Dear God! Damn it!" - Divorce them all 485 00:17:56,434 --> 00:17:58,274 "What's the point of being chivalrous?" - Divorce them all 486 00:17:58,274 --> 00:17:59,914 "This is my reward for being nice" 487 00:18:30,714 --> 00:18:31,874 What is this? What is this? 488 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,034 Didn't I order to prevent this lowlife of a bird from drinking again? 489 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,674 It's not a drink, it's vodka 490 00:18:37,794 --> 00:18:40,154 Get out of my face now, dirty Gabi 491 00:18:40,314 --> 00:18:42,034 See? It gets rude to me when it's drunk 492 00:18:42,034 --> 00:18:42,874 See? It gets rude to me when it's drunk 493 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,514 And it gets rude to me when it's not drunk are you better than me? 494 00:18:45,594 --> 00:18:47,914 Okay, take this chicken down 495 00:18:48,354 --> 00:18:49,754 Your mother is a chicken 496 00:18:50,994 --> 00:18:53,474 I don't care if mom was a chicken as if you're a crocodile 497 00:18:53,514 --> 00:18:54,034 Take that idiot down 498 00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:55,274 Take that idiot down 499 00:18:55,274 --> 00:18:56,314 You got it 500 00:18:56,314 --> 00:18:58,554 You've gone too far, Gabi 501 00:18:58,714 --> 00:19:00,034 Enjoy the party 502 00:19:00,034 --> 00:19:00,194 Enjoy the party 503 00:19:01,154 --> 00:19:02,434 Let's go 504 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,434 - I'll never forgive you, Gabi - Damn you 505 00:19:05,194 --> 00:19:06,034 Stay away 506 00:19:06,034 --> 00:19:06,194 Stay away 507 00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:11,314 The men are ready, Ex 508 00:19:15,234 --> 00:19:18,034 We are gathered today to celebrate graduation 509 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:18,074 We are gathered today to celebrate graduation 510 00:19:18,114 --> 00:19:20,874 Divorce Class of 2023 511 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,514 I want you to forget your problems 512 00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:24,034 And I want you to enjoy just one thing 513 00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:25,634 And I want you to enjoy just one thing 514 00:19:26,394 --> 00:19:28,154 A man's most valuable possession 515 00:19:28,314 --> 00:19:30,034 His freedom 516 00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,274 His freedom 517 00:19:31,314 --> 00:19:32,434 A free life 518 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:33,954 Without a wife 519 00:19:34,394 --> 00:19:36,034 - A free life without a wife - A free life without a wife 520 00:19:36,034 --> 00:19:37,234 - A free life without a wife - A free life without a wife 521 00:19:37,474 --> 00:19:40,194 - A free life without a wife - A free life without a wife 522 00:19:40,354 --> 00:19:42,034 We've overcome the difficulties yet we're facing what is more difficult 523 00:19:42,034 --> 00:19:43,434 We've overcome the difficulties yet we're facing what is more difficult 524 00:19:43,554 --> 00:19:44,674 I won't leave you alone 525 00:19:44,914 --> 00:19:47,834 That's why I'll provide you with a post-divorce service 526 00:19:48,074 --> 00:19:50,954 We'll deliver food to your home for three months 527 00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:52,634 Cooked with camphor oil 528 00:19:53,034 --> 00:19:54,034 And most importantly 529 00:19:54,034 --> 00:19:54,234 And most importantly 530 00:19:54,474 --> 00:19:57,394 We'll meet every once in a while to do a group therapy 531 00:19:57,714 --> 00:20:00,034 Each man will tell the rest of those who have recovered 532 00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:00,194 Each man will tell the rest of those who have recovered 533 00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:01,754 about their complexes because of women 534 00:20:01,914 --> 00:20:04,714 So that we can strengthen each other and stand firm in our position 535 00:20:05,074 --> 00:20:06,034 And so that we don't get married again 536 00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:06,754 And so that we don't get married again 537 00:20:07,754 --> 00:20:08,794 What do you think? 538 00:20:09,314 --> 00:20:11,074 Is there any recovering person 539 00:20:11,274 --> 00:20:12,034 who dares to talk about his complex in front of his colleagues now? 540 00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:14,674 who dares to talk about his complex in front of his colleagues now? 541 00:20:16,394 --> 00:20:17,554 Are you ashamed? 542 00:20:18,234 --> 00:20:19,354 Fine 543 00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:24,034 If you heard my complex 544 00:20:24,034 --> 00:20:25,474 If you heard my complex 545 00:20:25,954 --> 00:20:28,594 none of you would feel ashamed of your complexes 546 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,034 One day, when I was coming home from work 547 00:20:30,034 --> 00:20:32,114 One day, when I was coming home from work 548 00:20:33,114 --> 00:20:34,594 I was missing my wife 549 00:20:35,354 --> 00:20:36,034 Who was supposed to be waiting for me 550 00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:37,674 Who was supposed to be waiting for me 551 00:20:38,434 --> 00:20:39,434 "Manny" 552 00:20:41,354 --> 00:20:42,034 "Manny" 553 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:42,394 "Manny" 554 00:20:43,274 --> 00:20:45,794 - "Manny" - "Adham!" 555 00:20:45,914 --> 00:20:48,034 "I've really missed you" 556 00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:48,194 "I've really missed you" 557 00:20:48,594 --> 00:20:50,234 "Did you end your vacation early or what?" 558 00:20:50,274 --> 00:20:51,314 "Early!" 559 00:20:51,434 --> 00:20:53,434 "I haven't taken a vacation in 6 months" 560 00:20:54,154 --> 00:20:56,474 "I'm sorry, dear I won't go away for a long time again" 561 00:20:56,514 --> 00:20:57,554 "Come here" 562 00:20:59,794 --> 00:21:00,034 "Jamal Hamza!" 563 00:21:00,034 --> 00:21:00,794 "Jamal Hamza!" 564 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:02,994 "Am I that late?" 565 00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,474 - "How could you...?" - "Be quiet" 566 00:21:05,634 --> 00:21:06,034 "Calm down, I got a call" 567 00:21:06,034 --> 00:21:06,954 "Calm down, I got a call" 568 00:21:08,114 --> 00:21:09,114 "Yes" 569 00:21:09,354 --> 00:21:11,954 "By the way, the seafood soup you sent me was wonderful" 570 00:21:13,594 --> 00:21:15,314 "The man is happy, too Thank God" 571 00:21:15,794 --> 00:21:18,034 - "I'll explain to you..." - "I'm going to kill you" 572 00:21:18,034 --> 00:21:18,114 - "I'll explain to you..." - "I'm going to kill you" 573 00:21:20,274 --> 00:21:21,434 "Good evening" 574 00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:22,914 "Magdi Abdelghani!" 575 00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:24,034 "Please don't tell me that you did that to her" 576 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,794 "Please don't tell me that you did that to her" 577 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:27,194 "Yes, it's an easy move" 578 00:21:27,714 --> 00:21:30,034 "It's easy but she didn't know the difference" 579 00:21:30,034 --> 00:21:30,074 "It's easy but she didn't know the difference" 580 00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:32,194 "Between a penalty kick and an offside kick" 581 00:21:32,714 --> 00:21:33,834 "I came to explain to her" 582 00:21:34,714 --> 00:21:36,034 "How did Magdi know our home address?" 583 00:21:36,034 --> 00:21:36,594 "How did Magdi know our home address?" 584 00:21:37,074 --> 00:21:38,114 "Mido" 585 00:21:38,474 --> 00:21:40,194 "Mido gave me the address?" 586 00:21:42,914 --> 00:21:44,434 "I must avenge my honor" 587 00:21:46,874 --> 00:21:48,034 "What is this? Ibrahim Fayek! 588 00:21:48,034 --> 00:21:49,154 "What is this? Ibrahim Fayek! 589 00:21:49,354 --> 00:21:51,154 "Don't you think ill of me" 590 00:21:51,274 --> 00:21:53,194 "I was getting some fresh air" - "In my room!" 591 00:21:53,474 --> 00:21:54,034 "What a fresh air!" 592 00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:54,874 "What a fresh air!" 593 00:21:55,354 --> 00:21:57,354 "That's great, bye" 594 00:22:00,794 --> 00:22:02,274 "All of these men were with my wife" 595 00:22:02,274 --> 00:22:03,634 I think after what you heard 596 00:22:04,034 --> 00:22:06,034 None of you should be ashamed of your complex 597 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:06,714 None of you should be ashamed of your complex 598 00:22:07,154 --> 00:22:09,594 If someone dares to talk about his complex 599 00:22:10,034 --> 00:22:11,194 please speak up 600 00:22:13,994 --> 00:22:15,034 Go ahead 601 00:22:15,474 --> 00:22:17,394 My name is Ibrahim El Sharshouby 602 00:22:18,434 --> 00:22:19,674 I'm a backfilling contractor 603 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:23,794 I've been married for 33 years 604 00:22:24,234 --> 00:22:26,114 I was living a life full of tyranny 605 00:22:27,074 --> 00:22:28,874 nagging and unfairness 606 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:30,034 She kept trying to convince me that I'm a hideous man 607 00:22:30,034 --> 00:22:34,714 She kept trying to convince me that I'm a hideous man 608 00:22:35,234 --> 00:22:36,034 That I'm an ugly-looking man 609 00:22:36,034 --> 00:22:36,794 That I'm an ugly-looking man 610 00:22:37,154 --> 00:22:40,394 And beautiful women don't get married to anyone other than doctors and engineers 611 00:22:40,674 --> 00:22:42,034 Ex gave me the confidence in myself 612 00:22:42,034 --> 00:22:44,034 Ex gave me the confidence in myself 613 00:22:44,434 --> 00:22:46,274 And I divorced her and got rid of her 614 00:22:46,594 --> 00:22:47,674 Not only that 615 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:52,634 He made me sleep with the wife of the biggest pharmacist in Egypt 616 00:22:54,074 --> 00:22:55,234 I'm the pharmacist 617 00:22:56,514 --> 00:22:57,594 What's this, lowlife? 618 00:22:57,634 --> 00:22:59,354 - How dare you hit me? - I'm the biggest pharmacist in Egypt 619 00:22:59,394 --> 00:23:00,034 Are you going to hit me again? 620 00:23:00,034 --> 00:23:00,914 Are you going to hit me again? 621 00:23:02,754 --> 00:23:03,834 Dear God! 622 00:23:03,834 --> 00:23:06,034 After you made Ibrahim divorce his wife 623 00:23:06,034 --> 00:23:06,514 After you made Ibrahim divorce his wife 624 00:23:07,074 --> 00:23:08,914 you made him sleep with the pharmacist's wife? 625 00:23:09,074 --> 00:23:11,274 I did both operations together to finish them 626 00:23:11,834 --> 00:23:12,034 But I forgot that they were from the same batch 627 00:23:12,034 --> 00:23:13,794 But I forgot that they were from the same batch 628 00:23:14,194 --> 00:23:15,274 You forgot! 629 00:23:15,554 --> 00:23:16,834 We're going to have a dead man 630 00:23:16,914 --> 00:23:18,034 - Ex - What's wrong? 631 00:23:18,034 --> 00:23:18,794 - Ex - What's wrong? 632 00:23:18,834 --> 00:23:20,394 Quickly, Ex there is a quarrel 633 00:23:20,434 --> 00:23:22,674 - We can see it - Not this one 634 00:23:22,714 --> 00:23:24,034 There is a problem with Maassi downstairs 635 00:23:24,034 --> 00:23:24,434 There is a problem with Maassi downstairs 636 00:23:30,714 --> 00:23:31,794 Maassi 637 00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:34,234 Maassi 638 00:23:34,994 --> 00:23:36,034 Where are you, Maassi? 639 00:23:36,034 --> 00:23:36,834 Where are you, Maassi? 640 00:23:37,074 --> 00:23:38,154 I'm here 641 00:23:39,554 --> 00:23:41,794 - Come here - Help me, Ex 642 00:23:41,874 --> 00:23:42,034 What's wrong, honey? What happened? Have a seat 643 00:23:42,034 --> 00:23:43,714 What's wrong, honey? What happened? Have a seat 644 00:23:43,834 --> 00:23:45,194 Have a seat tell me, what's wrong? 645 00:23:47,474 --> 00:23:48,034 I was preparing myself to attend the party upstairs 646 00:23:48,034 --> 00:23:50,674 I was preparing myself to attend the party upstairs 647 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:53,554 Raafat the parrot called me out 648 00:23:53,794 --> 00:23:54,034 It told me, "Everyone attended the party and forgot about me" 649 00:23:54,034 --> 00:23:56,314 It told me, "Everyone attended the party and forgot about me" 650 00:23:56,794 --> 00:23:58,794 "They left me without food or water" 651 00:24:00,434 --> 00:24:05,434 Maassi, can you bend over and bring me the bag of seeds from the ground? 652 00:24:06,754 --> 00:24:08,034 I felt sorry for it 653 00:24:09,554 --> 00:24:11,474 I bend over to get it the bag of seeds 654 00:24:11,914 --> 00:24:12,034 It attacked and pecked me 655 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:13,754 It attacked and pecked me 656 00:24:13,834 --> 00:24:16,914 - It pecked you! - The bastard 657 00:24:17,354 --> 00:24:18,034 Damn you 658 00:24:18,034 --> 00:24:19,114 Damn you 659 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:22,234 Are you a parrot or Bassem Samra? 660 00:24:22,554 --> 00:24:24,034 How dare you do this, bastard? 661 00:24:24,034 --> 00:24:24,354 How dare you do this, bastard? 662 00:24:24,794 --> 00:24:26,554 "How dare you do this, bastard?" 663 00:24:26,594 --> 00:24:29,314 Don't act like a parrot and repeat my words 664 00:24:29,314 --> 00:24:30,034 "Don't act like a parrot and repeat my words" 665 00:24:30,034 --> 00:24:31,994 "Don't act like a parrot and repeat my words" 666 00:24:31,994 --> 00:24:34,114 I swear to God, Raafat 667 00:24:34,354 --> 00:24:36,034 If you do this again, I'll slaughter you and cook you with Molokhiya 668 00:24:36,034 --> 00:24:37,194 If you do this again, I'll slaughter you and cook you with Molokhiya 669 00:24:37,234 --> 00:24:39,434 Molokhiya with fried garlic and coriander 670 00:24:39,874 --> 00:24:41,154 With fried garlic and coriander! 671 00:24:41,154 --> 00:24:42,034 - You are a son of... - Calm down 672 00:24:42,034 --> 00:24:42,994 - You are a son of... - Calm down 673 00:24:43,354 --> 00:24:46,234 Calm down, don't put yourself in trouble because of this bastard of a bird, Ex 674 00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:47,394 Listen to me 675 00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:48,034 From now on no one gets near Maassi 676 00:24:48,034 --> 00:24:50,514 From now on no one gets near Maassi 677 00:24:51,154 --> 00:24:53,994 Whoever bothers her I'll teach him a lesson 678 00:24:54,394 --> 00:24:56,634 - It wasn't me, it did it - I'm talking to everyone 679 00:25:00,434 --> 00:25:01,474 Calm down, dear 680 00:25:02,074 --> 00:25:03,154 It's okay, Maassi 681 00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:06,034 I'm sorry, stand up 682 00:25:06,034 --> 00:25:06,354 I'm sorry, stand up 683 00:25:07,074 --> 00:25:08,154 I'm sorry, stand up 684 00:25:08,994 --> 00:25:10,434 I'll avenge you on this vile bird 685 00:25:11,674 --> 00:25:12,034 Would you calm down and wipe your tears? 686 00:25:12,034 --> 00:25:13,754 Would you calm down and wipe your tears? 687 00:25:14,314 --> 00:25:15,754 Because we have a job at Mohandessin 688 00:25:15,794 --> 00:25:18,034 She has a job at Mohandessin yet she was disturbed by Raafat's deeds 689 00:25:18,034 --> 00:25:19,834 She has a job at Mohandessin yet she was disturbed by Raafat's deeds 690 00:25:23,474 --> 00:25:24,034 - The alarm went off - There must be a new client, Ex 691 00:25:24,034 --> 00:25:25,994 - The alarm went off - There must be a new client, Ex 692 00:25:26,954 --> 00:25:28,154 - Let's go - Come on 693 00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:30,034 I'm not selfish, selfish 694 00:25:30,034 --> 00:25:31,994 I'm not selfish, selfish 695 00:25:32,034 --> 00:25:33,994 - Why did the alarm go off, Naeem? - Selfish 696 00:25:34,634 --> 00:25:36,034 - I want you to... - Why did the alarm go off? 697 00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:36,554 - I want you to... - Why did the alarm go off? 698 00:25:36,594 --> 00:25:39,314 Shawkat Shal is looking for us It's not a big deal 699 00:25:39,554 --> 00:25:40,754 Not a big deal! 700 00:25:41,114 --> 00:25:42,034 He's the most important Egyptian businessman in Greece 701 00:25:42,034 --> 00:25:43,234 He's the most important Egyptian businessman in Greece 702 00:25:50,314 --> 00:25:51,794 It makes sense for him to look for us 703 00:25:51,794 --> 00:25:54,034 Do you know that the internet in Greece is number 64 in the world? 704 00:25:54,034 --> 00:25:54,354 Do you know that the internet in Greece is number 64 in the world? 705 00:25:54,394 --> 00:25:58,154 - To the point that... - No, zip it, please 706 00:25:58,194 --> 00:26:00,034 these people won't tolerate your chatter as I do 707 00:26:00,034 --> 00:26:00,154 these people won't tolerate your chatter as I do 708 00:26:00,194 --> 00:26:02,594 Can you hack his mobile phone to see if it's a trap or not? 709 00:26:02,874 --> 00:26:05,034 - I thought I'd tell you - You don't need to tell us 710 00:26:05,234 --> 00:26:06,034 I already hacked his cell phone and found out that he was miserable 711 00:26:06,034 --> 00:26:08,314 I already hacked his cell phone and found out that he was miserable 712 00:26:08,354 --> 00:26:10,474 He can't stand his wife and he's talking to everyone 713 00:26:10,714 --> 00:26:12,034 He's miserable to the point of sending nude pictures of himself 714 00:26:12,034 --> 00:26:13,634 He's miserable to the point of sending nude pictures of himself 715 00:26:13,754 --> 00:26:15,074 - Do you want to see? - What? 716 00:26:15,114 --> 00:26:17,354 - Let him show us - Do you want to see his nude photos? 717 00:26:17,474 --> 00:26:18,034 - The man's nudes, not his wife? - Yes, The man's nudes 718 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:19,834 - The man's nudes, not his wife? - Yes, The man's nudes 719 00:26:20,274 --> 00:26:21,514 Call him 720 00:26:25,154 --> 00:26:26,194 I called 721 00:26:30,354 --> 00:26:32,794 - Okay - Did you ask to meet Mr. Ex? 722 00:26:32,914 --> 00:26:34,154 As soon as possible 723 00:26:34,234 --> 00:26:35,914 We'll bring you over within 48 hours 724 00:26:35,914 --> 00:26:36,034 Who are you going to get? 725 00:26:36,034 --> 00:26:37,074 Who are you going to get? 726 00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:39,154 Don't you know who you're talking to? 727 00:26:39,634 --> 00:26:40,834 I'm Shawkat Shal 728 00:26:41,714 --> 00:26:42,034 I'm in Greece 729 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:42,834 I'm in Greece 730 00:26:43,314 --> 00:26:46,474 I'll send you a private jet to bring you to me 731 00:26:50,434 --> 00:26:51,914 What? Will he send his nudes? 732 00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:57,834 "From Egypt to Cyprus" 733 00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:03,274 This is the address 734 00:27:03,594 --> 00:27:04,754 The car is almost here 735 00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:10,554 - Tiba - Ex 736 00:27:11,834 --> 00:27:12,034 There is no one there 737 00:27:12,034 --> 00:27:12,834 There is no one there 738 00:27:14,434 --> 00:27:17,074 Are you still seeing things? Won't you recover from these complexes? 739 00:27:17,394 --> 00:27:18,034 I'm sorry 740 00:27:18,034 --> 00:27:18,394 I'm sorry 741 00:27:18,634 --> 00:27:20,954 Shawkat Shal's car has arrived which he sent to take us 742 00:27:21,234 --> 00:27:22,914 - Let's go - What is that? 743 00:27:23,354 --> 00:27:24,034 The driver is a woman! 744 00:27:24,034 --> 00:27:24,434 The driver is a woman! 745 00:27:24,674 --> 00:27:26,834 I won't get in the car with her 746 00:27:26,874 --> 00:27:28,874 Calm down, Gabi we are in Greece 747 00:27:28,874 --> 00:27:30,034 - Women are certainly good drivers -What are you afraid of? 748 00:27:30,034 --> 00:27:31,754 - Women are certainly good drivers -What are you afraid of? 749 00:27:31,914 --> 00:27:33,314 You don't know what happened, Adham 750 00:27:33,714 --> 00:27:34,954 If you knew my complex because of women 751 00:27:34,994 --> 00:27:36,034 you would ask me not to get in the car with her 752 00:27:36,034 --> 00:27:36,834 you would ask me not to get in the car with her 753 00:27:37,914 --> 00:27:38,954 One day... 754 00:27:46,074 --> 00:27:48,034 "Don't you think driving a car on the highway is dangerous, baby?" 755 00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:49,394 "Don't you think driving a car on the highway is dangerous, baby?" 756 00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:51,754 "Especially that you recently learned to drive a car" 757 00:27:51,794 --> 00:27:52,794 "Recently!" 758 00:27:52,794 --> 00:27:54,034 "I drive a car much better than you will ever do" 759 00:27:54,034 --> 00:27:55,394 "I drive a car much better than you will ever do" 760 00:27:56,794 --> 00:27:58,034 "Fine" 761 00:27:58,794 --> 00:28:00,034 "How about we put on the seat belts just in case?" 762 00:28:00,034 --> 00:28:01,594 "How about we put on the seat belts just in case?" 763 00:28:02,154 --> 00:28:04,394 "It presses my colon you put it on" 764 00:28:08,434 --> 00:28:09,594 "Protect us, God" 765 00:28:11,474 --> 00:28:12,034 "I can drive a little, baby, if..." 766 00:28:12,034 --> 00:28:13,394 "I can drive a little, baby, if..." 767 00:28:14,154 --> 00:28:16,394 "What is this? What are you doing?" 768 00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:18,034 - "I was looking for the cocoa butter" - "Hold the wheel, love" 769 00:28:18,034 --> 00:28:20,394 - "I was looking for the cocoa butter" - "Hold the wheel, love" 770 00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:22,034 "Pay attention" 771 00:28:23,434 --> 00:28:24,034 "My love" 772 00:28:24,034 --> 00:28:24,474 "My love" 773 00:28:47,914 --> 00:28:48,034 "My dear brother" 774 00:28:48,034 --> 00:28:49,354 "My dear brother" 775 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:51,114 "Thank God for your safety, son" 776 00:28:51,234 --> 00:28:53,674 "Don't worry your son will be fine" 777 00:28:53,714 --> 00:28:54,034 Gabi, didn't I tell you not to put on the seat belt because it will bother you?" 778 00:28:54,034 --> 00:28:56,914 Gabi, didn't I tell you not to put on the seat belt because it will bother you?" 779 00:28:56,954 --> 00:28:58,914 "Did you see what happened to me, baby?" 780 00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:00,034 "When I threw myself out of the car I kept rolling" 781 00:29:00,034 --> 00:29:02,434 "When I threw myself out of the car I kept rolling" 782 00:29:02,554 --> 00:29:05,874 "Please, hurry up, doctor, I want him to see what happened to me" 783 00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:06,034 "Quickly, doctor, please I want him to see what happened to me" 784 00:29:06,034 --> 00:29:08,354 "Quickly, doctor, please I want him to see what happened to me" 785 00:29:28,474 --> 00:29:30,034 I knew from the beginning that this face is not a human face 786 00:29:30,034 --> 00:29:30,874 I knew from the beginning that this face is not a human face 787 00:29:30,914 --> 00:29:32,754 - It's a mixed face - Be careful, please 788 00:29:32,914 --> 00:29:35,474 Be careful, I'll be in an even worse case if an accident happens 789 00:29:35,714 --> 00:29:36,034 - Adham - Yes 790 00:29:36,034 --> 00:29:36,954 - Adham - Yes 791 00:29:37,074 --> 00:29:38,874 We have to stay focused on this operation 792 00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:42,034 If it succeeds we'll have a lot of work outside of Egypt 793 00:29:42,034 --> 00:29:42,074 If it succeeds we'll have a lot of work outside of Egypt 794 00:29:42,474 --> 00:29:43,514 That's a given 795 00:29:43,674 --> 00:29:45,674 - Did you collect data about his wife? - Of course 796 00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:48,034 She is a mean and bastard actress 797 00:29:48,034 --> 00:29:48,114 She is a mean and bastard actress 798 00:29:48,234 --> 00:29:50,074 - And she loves money very much - Great 799 00:29:50,434 --> 00:29:52,474 Shawkat's wife is very sexy 800 00:29:52,594 --> 00:29:53,674 Stop it 801 00:29:53,874 --> 00:29:54,034 We have a woman with us in the car 802 00:29:54,034 --> 00:29:55,194 We have a woman with us in the car 803 00:29:55,234 --> 00:29:56,434 What do you mean? 804 00:29:56,554 --> 00:29:59,114 She's Greek, she definitely doesn't understand what we're saying 805 00:29:59,274 --> 00:30:00,034 I'll tell you something 806 00:30:00,034 --> 00:30:00,594 I'll tell you something 807 00:30:00,914 --> 00:30:02,914 This woman is very hot 808 00:30:02,994 --> 00:30:05,154 - Don't even, scum - Scum! 809 00:30:06,314 --> 00:30:07,634 How about that, idiot? 810 00:30:21,834 --> 00:30:24,034 - We've reached the end of the line, guys - We've reached the end of the line, guys! 811 00:30:24,034 --> 00:30:24,954 - We've reached the end of the line, guys - We've reached the end of the line, guys! 812 00:30:24,954 --> 00:30:26,714 Why does this woman speak the Egyptian dialect? 813 00:30:26,714 --> 00:30:27,914 Are we in Dokki? 814 00:30:38,034 --> 00:30:39,114 You animal 815 00:30:43,434 --> 00:30:44,754 "The Luxury Collection" 816 00:31:05,754 --> 00:31:06,034 In short, Ex 817 00:31:06,034 --> 00:31:07,114 In short, Ex 818 00:31:07,154 --> 00:31:12,034 I'm married to the most beautiful and skilled actress in Greece 819 00:31:12,034 --> 00:31:12,554 I'm married to the most beautiful and skilled actress in Greece 820 00:31:13,234 --> 00:31:16,634 The law in Europe will give her half my wealth when I divorce her 821 00:31:17,434 --> 00:31:18,034 So I want her to file for divorce herself so I can bargain with her for the amount 822 00:31:18,034 --> 00:31:20,834 So I want her to file for divorce herself so I can bargain with her for the amount 823 00:31:21,474 --> 00:31:23,474 I forgot to tell you the size of my wealth 824 00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:24,034 The resort we are in now 825 00:31:24,034 --> 00:31:26,034 The resort we are in now 826 00:31:26,754 --> 00:31:28,114 is the cheapest thing in my wealth 827 00:31:28,314 --> 00:31:29,434 It's okay, Mr. Shawkat 828 00:31:29,674 --> 00:31:30,034 Since your wife is a famous actress who loves the spotlight 829 00:31:30,034 --> 00:31:32,874 Since your wife is a famous actress who loves the spotlight 830 00:31:33,634 --> 00:31:35,274 - Ask her to choose - Ask her to choose! 831 00:31:36,114 --> 00:31:37,114 What do you mean? 832 00:31:37,114 --> 00:31:39,794 Ask her to choose between you and acting 833 00:31:40,474 --> 00:31:42,034 Tell her that you've become a man of faith and repented to God 834 00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:43,274 Tell her that you've become a man of faith and repented to God 835 00:31:43,514 --> 00:31:45,354 and it's not permissible for you to be married to an actress 836 00:31:45,394 --> 00:31:47,434 Or any woman who loves the spotlight of fame 837 00:31:48,034 --> 00:31:51,554 If you make her choose between anything in life and acting... 838 00:31:52,074 --> 00:31:53,714 - She'll choose acting - This is perfect 839 00:31:54,634 --> 00:31:56,554 - This is amazing - I have one last condition 840 00:31:56,954 --> 00:31:59,034 - What is it? - We'll start the operation tomorrow 841 00:31:59,914 --> 00:32:00,034 But don't go near her tonight and don't let her go near you 842 00:32:00,034 --> 00:32:04,594 But don't go near her tonight and don't let her go near you 843 00:32:05,114 --> 00:32:06,034 Deprive her 844 00:32:06,034 --> 00:32:06,234 Deprive her 845 00:32:07,034 --> 00:32:09,594 She's been deprived for a while, actually 846 00:32:10,034 --> 00:32:12,034 - I'll take two million dollars - How much do you want? 847 00:32:12,034 --> 00:32:12,594 - I'll take two million dollars - How much do you want? 848 00:32:12,674 --> 00:32:14,114 Two million dollars 849 00:32:15,394 --> 00:32:17,874 Can I pay by check? Because I don't have any change 850 00:32:17,914 --> 00:32:18,034 We have a deal, Mr. Shawkat 851 00:32:18,034 --> 00:32:19,154 We have a deal, Mr. Shawkat 852 00:32:25,234 --> 00:32:26,394 Give me a sip, sir 853 00:32:49,914 --> 00:32:52,034 Stay where you are and don't move 854 00:32:52,114 --> 00:32:53,994 Don't do it on my shoulder, bastard 855 00:32:54,154 --> 00:32:56,194 It's for your own good 856 00:32:57,954 --> 00:32:59,434 What's with you? 857 00:33:00,314 --> 00:33:02,354 Don't you think of anything else other than this? 858 00:33:02,354 --> 00:33:03,794 Did you marry me just for this? 859 00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:05,754 I'm a human being, not a machine 860 00:33:06,314 --> 00:33:07,354 What happened? 861 00:33:10,074 --> 00:33:12,034 God guided me to the path of light 862 00:33:12,034 --> 00:33:13,474 God guided me to the path of light 863 00:33:14,314 --> 00:33:17,074 Acting, your clothes, and evening parties 864 00:33:17,634 --> 00:33:18,034 is not suitable for this path 865 00:33:18,034 --> 00:33:19,474 is not suitable for this path 866 00:33:20,474 --> 00:33:22,274 You have to quit acting 867 00:33:22,874 --> 00:33:24,034 Dear 868 00:33:24,034 --> 00:33:24,274 Dear 869 00:33:25,074 --> 00:33:27,074 Do you think he will be able to resist her? 870 00:33:27,474 --> 00:33:29,514 I'm sitting here and I can't resist her 871 00:33:30,234 --> 00:33:32,594 What is this? Gabi, did you take your pants off? 872 00:33:37,634 --> 00:33:39,434 Listen to me, Mary daughter of Alexander 873 00:33:40,234 --> 00:33:42,034 I won't come near you and you won't come near me if you don't quit acting 874 00:33:42,034 --> 00:33:44,234 I won't come near you and you won't come near me if you don't quit acting 875 00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:47,674 - It's either me or acting - Acting 876 00:33:47,674 --> 00:33:48,034 - What a stupid man! - Stupid! We are in Dokki 877 00:33:48,034 --> 00:33:51,114 - What a stupid man! - Stupid! We are in Dokki 878 00:34:01,714 --> 00:34:04,274 - God, dear God - God, dear God 879 00:34:04,314 --> 00:34:06,034 - There is only God in my heart - There is only God in my heart 880 00:34:06,034 --> 00:34:06,914 - There is only God in my heart - There is only God in my heart 881 00:34:06,914 --> 00:34:08,994 - God, dear God - God, dear God 882 00:34:13,314 --> 00:34:14,314 What is this? 883 00:34:15,154 --> 00:34:17,794 Do you think being committed is listening to Sami Youssef? 884 00:34:17,994 --> 00:34:18,034 She's a foreign woman who doesn't understand anything 885 00:34:18,034 --> 00:34:20,434 She's a foreign woman who doesn't understand anything 886 00:34:20,434 --> 00:34:22,794 When she walks in and sees us she'll file for divorce 887 00:34:22,834 --> 00:34:24,034 I also converted the entire hotel 888 00:34:24,034 --> 00:34:25,034 I also converted the entire hotel 889 00:34:28,874 --> 00:34:30,034 This won’t work on me 890 00:34:30,034 --> 00:34:30,394 This won’t work on me 891 00:34:36,114 --> 00:34:38,874 Dear God Almighty 892 00:34:38,874 --> 00:34:41,354 - God, dear God - God, dear God 893 00:34:41,394 --> 00:34:42,034 There is only God in my heart 894 00:34:42,034 --> 00:34:44,114 There is only God in my heart 895 00:34:44,114 --> 00:34:45,914 - God, dear God - God, dear God 896 00:34:51,674 --> 00:34:53,194 Please, have some dates 897 00:34:55,634 --> 00:34:57,394 Can I shake the sheikh's hand? 898 00:34:57,514 --> 00:35:00,034 No, he doesn't shake hands 899 00:35:00,034 --> 00:35:00,194 No, he doesn't shake hands 900 00:35:00,234 --> 00:35:01,674 I can kiss though 901 00:35:05,194 --> 00:35:06,034 Are you happy now? 902 00:35:06,034 --> 00:35:06,514 Are you happy now? 903 00:35:07,074 --> 00:35:09,074 It turns out that your wife is a malicious woman 904 00:35:09,394 --> 00:35:11,834 Malicious! Don't you have a nicer word? 905 00:35:12,114 --> 00:35:13,554 All the words in my mind are worse 906 00:35:13,594 --> 00:35:15,514 She's malicious indeed 907 00:35:16,314 --> 00:35:17,914 What am I going to do, Mr. Ex? 908 00:35:18,354 --> 00:35:20,034 Am I going to be with her all my life or what? 909 00:35:20,074 --> 00:35:23,554 Since she loves money, we must convince her that you are bankrupt 910 00:35:23,674 --> 00:35:24,034 Bankrupt! This is difficult to achieve 911 00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:25,354 Bankrupt! This is difficult to achieve 912 00:35:25,634 --> 00:35:27,234 I won't succeed even if I want to 913 00:35:27,434 --> 00:35:30,034 Do you know that I forgot my entire wealth on the subway but I got it back? 914 00:35:30,034 --> 00:35:30,554 Do you know that I forgot my entire wealth on the subway but I got it back? 915 00:35:30,594 --> 00:35:33,314 You'll pretend that you're bankrupt it's a rumor 916 00:35:33,994 --> 00:35:36,034 We'll say that you have decided to embark on a new adventure 917 00:35:36,034 --> 00:35:36,434 We'll say that you have decided to embark on a new adventure 918 00:35:36,794 --> 00:35:39,674 By betting all your money on the best horse in Greece 919 00:35:39,754 --> 00:35:41,394 Don't you mean the worst horse in Greece? 920 00:35:41,434 --> 00:35:42,034 Of course not 921 00:35:42,034 --> 00:35:42,434 Of course not 922 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:44,874 you'll bet on the best horse in Greece to make it believable 923 00:35:44,914 --> 00:35:46,674 The horse will win that way, donkey 924 00:35:46,714 --> 00:35:48,034 Donkey! Don't you have a nicer word? 925 00:35:48,034 --> 00:35:48,914 Donkey! Don't you have a nicer word? 926 00:35:48,954 --> 00:35:50,674 All the words in my mind are worse Do you want to hear them? 927 00:35:50,714 --> 00:35:52,034 No, donkey is fine 928 00:35:52,154 --> 00:35:54,034 It won't win I'm going to handle it 929 00:35:54,034 --> 00:35:54,554 It won't win I'm going to handle it 930 00:35:55,594 --> 00:35:57,314 How about you kiss me like the kisses on your shirt 931 00:35:57,354 --> 00:35:58,594 Of course 932 00:36:00,354 --> 00:36:02,074 I'll congratulate you on the divorce soon 933 00:36:02,074 --> 00:36:03,274 And we'll have a party 934 00:36:06,274 --> 00:36:09,194 I've been uncomfortable since I sold the Lada and bought this car 935 00:36:15,754 --> 00:36:16,754 What now? 936 00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:18,034 This is the ninth injection I've given it but it hasn't lost consciousness 937 00:36:18,034 --> 00:36:19,114 This is the ninth injection I've given it but it hasn't lost consciousness 938 00:36:19,114 --> 00:36:21,474 If it continues like this, it will win what should we do? 939 00:36:21,594 --> 00:36:22,914 I don't know 940 00:36:24,034 --> 00:36:25,194 What is this smell? 941 00:36:26,114 --> 00:36:27,354 Gabi 942 00:36:28,234 --> 00:36:29,474 What? 943 00:36:29,794 --> 00:36:30,034 - What are you holding in your hand? - Weed 944 00:36:30,034 --> 00:36:31,634 - What are you holding in your hand? - Weed 945 00:36:32,074 --> 00:36:33,114 Where did you get it from? 946 00:36:33,154 --> 00:36:35,554 I attended a wedding in Al Haram so the people gave me some before we left 947 00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:36,034 How did you smuggle it through the airport? 948 00:36:36,034 --> 00:36:36,674 How did you smuggle it through the airport? 949 00:36:36,714 --> 00:36:37,914 What? Is it illegal? 950 00:36:37,954 --> 00:36:39,634 Illegal! Are you a fool? 951 00:36:39,674 --> 00:36:41,354 Why are you yelling at me, Ex? What have I done? 952 00:36:41,354 --> 00:36:42,034 - Lower your voice - Why are you yelling at me, Ex? 953 00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:42,754 - Lower your voice - Why are you yelling at me, Ex? 954 00:36:42,794 --> 00:36:44,154 What have I done? 955 00:36:44,554 --> 00:36:46,394 - Is it a good weed? - Just good? 956 00:36:46,714 --> 00:36:48,034 It made Imad Safiha lose his consciousness 957 00:36:48,034 --> 00:36:48,434 It made Imad Safiha lose his consciousness 958 00:36:48,594 --> 00:36:49,994 Imad Safiha! 959 00:37:04,114 --> 00:37:05,474 Good morning 960 00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:14,554 "Horse number 45 in first place" 961 00:37:14,674 --> 00:37:16,194 "And horse number 79 is after it" 962 00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:54,034 Go 963 00:37:54,034 --> 00:37:54,354 Go 964 00:38:02,474 --> 00:38:04,474 Go 965 00:38:14,874 --> 00:38:16,314 Go 966 00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:28,594 What are you doing? 967 00:38:54,754 --> 00:38:56,234 The horse is unconscious 968 00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:58,554 If the cigarette made Imad Safiha lose consciousness 969 00:38:58,594 --> 00:39:00,034 Won't it make the horse dance? 970 00:39:00,034 --> 00:39:00,234 Won't it make the horse dance? 971 00:39:01,914 --> 00:39:04,594 Thank God I won the bet my money is halal 972 00:39:05,394 --> 00:39:06,034 What happened? 973 00:39:06,034 --> 00:39:07,154 What happened? 974 00:39:07,154 --> 00:39:08,354 I lost 975 00:39:11,634 --> 00:39:12,034 I can't live with a poor man I want to get divorced 976 00:39:12,034 --> 00:39:14,154 I can't live with a poor man I want to get divorced 977 00:39:15,194 --> 00:39:16,234 As you wish 978 00:39:20,034 --> 00:39:21,514 Yes 979 00:39:23,034 --> 00:39:24,034 Well done 980 00:39:24,034 --> 00:39:26,474 Well done 981 00:39:26,634 --> 00:39:28,434 Well done 982 00:39:33,034 --> 00:39:35,314 - Divorce them all - Divorce them all 983 00:40:34,514 --> 00:40:35,514 "Stay present" 984 00:41:37,114 --> 00:41:38,274 Answer me honestly, Shawkat 985 00:41:38,274 --> 00:41:40,594 Don't you feel regret that you divorced your wife and are with this? 986 00:41:40,754 --> 00:41:42,034 - What's wrong with me, Mama's boy? - What did you say? Mama's boy! 987 00:41:42,034 --> 00:41:42,874 - What's wrong with me, Mama's boy? - What did you say? Mama's boy! 988 00:41:42,914 --> 00:41:44,594 - Mama's boy! - Am I a Mama's boy, too! 989 00:41:44,594 --> 00:41:46,274 I swear we're in Dokki 990 00:41:46,634 --> 00:41:48,034 She's right, what's wrong with her? 991 00:41:48,034 --> 00:41:48,834 She's right, what's wrong with her? 992 00:41:49,474 --> 00:41:50,834 She's so beautiful 993 00:41:51,034 --> 00:41:54,034 If something happens that makes me upset with her 994 00:41:54,034 --> 00:41:54,394 If something happens that makes me upset with her 995 00:41:54,434 --> 00:41:55,994 I'll bring you to get us divorced 996 00:41:59,874 --> 00:42:00,034 - What is your name? - Abeer 997 00:42:00,034 --> 00:42:01,234 - What is your name? - Abeer 998 00:42:01,474 --> 00:42:02,874 Abeer! Her name is Abeer 999 00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:05,474 Her name is Abeer! The girl I'm with is Afaf and she's pregnant 1000 00:42:05,714 --> 00:42:06,034 I gave them these two names 1001 00:42:06,034 --> 00:42:07,474 I gave them these two names 1002 00:42:07,754 --> 00:42:09,154 What? What about the pregnancy? 1003 00:42:09,154 --> 00:42:10,194 I honestly don't remember 1004 00:42:10,834 --> 00:42:12,034 I want to talk to you a little, Abeer 1005 00:42:12,034 --> 00:42:12,634 I want to talk to you a little, Abeer 1006 00:42:12,754 --> 00:42:14,794 Do you like football? 1007 00:42:14,834 --> 00:42:17,434 - Yes, Egypt, Mo Salah - Mo Salah! 1008 00:42:17,714 --> 00:42:18,034 He's the only one I haven't met That's why God blessed him 1009 00:42:18,034 --> 00:42:20,514 He's the only one I haven't met That's why God blessed him 1010 00:42:20,634 --> 00:42:22,154 As for the rest, I met them all 1011 00:42:22,194 --> 00:42:23,674 - On the stadium? - At my house 1012 00:42:25,794 --> 00:42:28,074 - Have you visited Egypt before? - Yes 1013 00:42:28,394 --> 00:42:29,754 Where do you live in Egypt? 1014 00:42:29,874 --> 00:42:30,034 - Awal Faisal - Awal Faisal! 1015 00:42:30,034 --> 00:42:31,794 - Awal Faisal - Awal Faisal! 1016 00:42:32,674 --> 00:42:33,914 Okay, Abeer 1017 00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:36,034 Wait for me here for a little while 1018 00:42:36,034 --> 00:42:37,554 Wait for me here for a little while 1019 00:42:42,674 --> 00:42:44,314 - Tiba! - Wow! 1020 00:42:45,314 --> 00:42:46,994 - Fareed! - Are you Tiba for real? 1021 00:42:47,114 --> 00:42:48,034 Yes, I'm Tiba for real what are you doing here? Damn you 1022 00:42:48,034 --> 00:42:49,434 Yes, I'm Tiba for real what are you doing here? Damn you 1023 00:42:49,514 --> 00:42:51,354 What would I be doing? I'm here as a tourist 1024 00:42:52,914 --> 00:42:54,034 - With that wife of yours? - With whom? 1025 00:42:54,034 --> 00:42:54,434 - With that wife of yours? - With whom? 1026 00:42:54,514 --> 00:42:55,874 Your wife 1027 00:42:56,434 --> 00:42:58,794 Yes, with my wife we've just been married 1028 00:42:58,994 --> 00:43:00,034 The first time I met Sophia I knew that she was the one 1029 00:43:00,034 --> 00:43:01,274 The first time I met Sophia I knew that she was the one 1030 00:43:01,354 --> 00:43:04,114 She is respectful, polite, and very nice 1031 00:43:04,754 --> 00:43:06,034 - Is she respectable? - Watch it, please 1032 00:43:06,034 --> 00:43:07,154 - Is she respectable? - Watch it, please 1033 00:43:07,274 --> 00:43:09,674 Talk about my wife in a better way she's a virtuous lady 1034 00:43:09,874 --> 00:43:11,634 Well, someone is kissing your virtuous wife 1035 00:43:11,674 --> 00:43:12,034 - Someone is what? - Someone is kissing her 1036 00:43:12,034 --> 00:43:13,474 - Someone is what? - Someone is kissing her 1037 00:43:15,154 --> 00:43:16,674 That's right, someone is kissing her 1038 00:43:16,714 --> 00:43:18,034 The truth is that she is not my wife nor is she a virtuous lady 1039 00:43:18,034 --> 00:43:19,154 The truth is that she is not my wife nor is she a virtuous lady 1040 00:43:19,194 --> 00:43:20,314 and her name is not Sofia 1041 00:43:20,714 --> 00:43:23,154 Her name is Abeer and I've just met her inside 1042 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:24,034 I wanted to make you jealous but it backfired 1043 00:43:24,034 --> 00:43:26,794 I wanted to make you jealous but it backfired 1044 00:43:26,794 --> 00:43:28,114 Why are you here? 1045 00:43:28,154 --> 00:43:30,034 As I told you, I'm here as a tourist with my friend 1046 00:43:30,034 --> 00:43:30,314 As I told you, I'm here as a tourist with my friend 1047 00:43:30,754 --> 00:43:31,754 Your friend? 1048 00:43:32,034 --> 00:43:34,314 Did the complex that I caused you made you change teams or what? 1049 00:43:34,354 --> 00:43:36,034 What are you thinking? I haven't changed teams 1050 00:43:36,034 --> 00:43:36,794 What are you thinking? I haven't changed teams 1051 00:43:36,794 --> 00:43:38,474 I came with my friend my colleague 1052 00:43:38,514 --> 00:43:40,994 - I came with my two friends - Why are you justifying yourself? 1053 00:43:41,034 --> 00:43:42,034 I'm kidding it's just a joke 1054 00:43:42,034 --> 00:43:42,154 I'm kidding it's just a joke 1055 00:43:42,194 --> 00:43:44,394 It's just a joke and it's okay to say it here 1056 00:43:44,434 --> 00:43:45,834 But we can't say it in Egypt 1057 00:43:45,834 --> 00:43:47,394 - It was just a joke! - Yes 1058 00:43:47,394 --> 00:43:48,034 - What brings you here? - No reason 1059 00:43:48,034 --> 00:43:48,834 - What brings you here? - No reason 1060 00:43:48,874 --> 00:43:50,194 After I graduated from law school 1061 00:43:50,234 --> 00:43:51,874 I discovered that being a lawyer wasn't for me 1062 00:43:51,914 --> 00:43:53,034 So I took a physical therapy course 1063 00:43:53,034 --> 00:43:54,034 and I've been here for five years massaging European Premier League players 1064 00:43:54,034 --> 00:43:55,594 and I've been here for five years massaging European Premier League players 1065 00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:58,634 European Premier League players! Then you must be famous here 1066 00:43:58,714 --> 00:44:00,034 You can ask about Tiba Aziz Al Akkad and you'll know whom you're talking to 1067 00:44:00,034 --> 00:44:02,394 You can ask about Tiba Aziz Al Akkad and you'll know whom you're talking to 1068 00:44:02,434 --> 00:44:05,434 What if you were Tiba Aziz Al Akkad? Did you massage Cristiano? 1069 00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:06,034 And Messi, too 1070 00:44:06,034 --> 00:44:06,514 And Messi, too 1071 00:44:06,554 --> 00:44:08,114 Did you massage Cristiano and Messi? 1072 00:44:08,554 --> 00:44:10,634 Be careful because Amr Warda is playing here 1073 00:44:11,114 --> 00:44:12,034 Amr Warda 1074 00:44:12,034 --> 00:44:12,354 Amr Warda 1075 00:44:13,194 --> 00:44:15,234 - Thanks for the heads up - Let's get wild in Greece 1076 00:44:15,274 --> 00:44:16,554 What is this? 1077 00:44:18,154 --> 00:44:21,234 Put your hands up if you're a party animal 1078 00:44:25,794 --> 00:44:27,114 What brought Ahmed Saad here? 1079 00:44:27,154 --> 00:44:29,034 I've been telling you but no one believed me 1080 00:44:29,114 --> 00:44:30,034 I swear we're in Dokki 1081 00:44:30,034 --> 00:44:30,874 I swear we're in Dokki 1082 00:44:36,034 --> 00:44:42,034 "Is it written on my face come hurt me and leave?" 1083 00:44:42,034 --> 00:44:43,674 "Is it written on my face come hurt me and leave?" 1084 00:44:43,994 --> 00:44:47,314 "Whom can I go to?" 1085 00:44:48,034 --> 00:44:50,994 "What do I do with, it's okay?" 1086 00:44:51,514 --> 00:44:54,034 "My choices are ruining my life, my life" 1087 00:44:54,034 --> 00:44:55,554 "My choices are ruining my life, my life" 1088 00:44:55,594 --> 00:44:59,554 "Why are my choices ruining my life like this?" 1089 00:44:59,594 --> 00:45:00,034 "My choices are ruining my life, my life" 1090 00:45:00,034 --> 00:45:03,594 "My choices are ruining my life, my life" 1091 00:45:03,634 --> 00:45:06,034 "Why are my choices ruining my life like this?" 1092 00:45:06,034 --> 00:45:09,874 "Why are my choices ruining my life like this?" 1093 00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:12,034 "Why am I a magnet for odd people?" 1094 00:45:12,034 --> 00:45:13,394 "Why am I a magnet for odd people?" 1095 00:45:13,554 --> 00:45:17,154 "Why has my heart seen wild things?" 1096 00:45:17,594 --> 00:45:18,034 "Why am I a magnet for odd people?" 1097 00:45:18,034 --> 00:45:21,474 "Why am I a magnet for odd people?" 1098 00:45:21,514 --> 00:45:24,034 "Why has my heart seen wild things?" 1099 00:45:24,034 --> 00:45:25,274 "Why has my heart seen wild things?" 1100 00:45:25,754 --> 00:45:29,354 "I won't come to you when you call me out" 1101 00:45:29,394 --> 00:45:30,034 "You throw me in the middle of a mess" 1102 00:45:30,034 --> 00:45:33,834 "You throw me in the middle of a mess" 1103 00:45:34,274 --> 00:45:36,034 "Why do you throw me in the middle of a mess?" 1104 00:45:36,034 --> 00:45:36,634 "Why do you throw me in the middle of a mess?" 1105 00:45:56,074 --> 00:45:59,874 "I won't open the door again" 1106 00:46:00,074 --> 00:46:03,714 "All my acquaintances are scum" 1107 00:46:03,954 --> 00:46:06,034 "How did they take me for granted?" 1108 00:46:06,034 --> 00:46:07,434 "How did they take me for granted?" 1109 00:46:07,954 --> 00:46:11,674 "Am I a person to leave?" 1110 00:46:11,674 --> 00:46:12,034 "My choices are ruining my life, my life" 1111 00:46:12,034 --> 00:46:15,634 "My choices are ruining my life, my life" 1112 00:46:15,634 --> 00:46:18,034 "Why are my choices ruining my life like this?" 1113 00:46:18,034 --> 00:46:19,554 "Why are my choices ruining my life like this?" 1114 00:46:19,594 --> 00:46:23,674 "My choices are ruining my life, my life" 1115 00:46:23,674 --> 00:46:24,034 "Why are my choices ruining my life like this?" 1116 00:46:24,034 --> 00:46:29,874 "Why are my choices ruining my life like this?" 1117 00:46:29,874 --> 00:46:30,034 "Why am I a magnet for odd people?" 1118 00:46:30,034 --> 00:46:33,394 "Why am I a magnet for odd people?" 1119 00:46:33,594 --> 00:46:36,034 "Why has my heart seen wild things?" 1120 00:46:36,034 --> 00:46:37,514 "Why has my heart seen wild things?" 1121 00:46:37,674 --> 00:46:41,554 "Why am I a magnet for odd people?" 1122 00:46:41,594 --> 00:46:42,034 "Why has my heart seen wild things?" 1123 00:46:42,034 --> 00:46:45,434 "Why has my heart seen wild things?" 1124 00:46:45,834 --> 00:46:48,034 "I won't come to you when you call me out" 1125 00:46:48,034 --> 00:46:49,634 "I won't come to you when you call me out" 1126 00:46:49,634 --> 00:46:53,994 "You throw me in the middle of a mess" 1127 00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:56,754 "Why do you throw me in the middle of a mess?" 1128 00:47:16,714 --> 00:47:17,834 Go like this 1129 00:47:17,874 --> 00:47:18,034 - Yes, this is beautiful - It's beautiful 1130 00:47:18,034 --> 00:47:19,554 - Yes, this is beautiful - It's beautiful 1131 00:47:20,274 --> 00:47:21,474 You can never take a picture like this 1132 00:47:21,514 --> 00:47:22,874 Why are you saying that to me? 1133 00:47:23,314 --> 00:47:24,034 - Listen - What? 1134 00:47:24,034 --> 00:47:24,394 - Listen - What? 1135 00:47:24,434 --> 00:47:26,354 Since you are a masseuse I'm in a lot of pain 1136 00:47:26,354 --> 00:47:28,754 - What's wrong with you? - My muscles are very sore 1137 00:47:28,794 --> 00:47:29,954 - Which muscle? - All of them 1138 00:47:29,954 --> 00:47:30,034 My muscles are cramping and need someone to massage them 1139 00:47:30,034 --> 00:47:31,914 My muscles are cramping and need someone to massage them 1140 00:47:31,954 --> 00:47:32,994 Get well soon 1141 00:47:32,994 --> 00:47:36,034 Wake up early in the morning and swim in the sea, salt water treats cramps 1142 00:47:36,034 --> 00:47:36,514 Wake up early in the morning and swim in the sea, salt water treats cramps 1143 00:47:36,554 --> 00:47:38,194 Why do we have to wait until the morning? We can swim now 1144 00:47:38,234 --> 00:47:39,994 What are you saying? Are you crazy or what? 1145 00:47:40,034 --> 00:47:41,194 Of course not why would I swim with you? 1146 00:47:41,234 --> 00:47:42,034 To have a masseuse in the sea so you'll massage my cramps 1147 00:47:42,034 --> 00:47:44,554 To have a masseuse in the sea so you'll massage my cramps 1148 00:47:44,554 --> 00:47:45,874 You've become a player 1149 00:47:45,874 --> 00:47:47,274 Have some respect 1150 00:47:47,274 --> 00:47:48,034 What? Did I say something wrong? 1151 00:47:48,034 --> 00:47:48,754 What? Did I say something wrong? 1152 00:47:48,754 --> 00:47:53,274 Psychologically, going into the water while wearing clothes is so much fun 1153 00:47:53,314 --> 00:47:54,034 - Do you know what's more fun? - What? 1154 00:47:54,034 --> 00:47:55,234 - Do you know what's more fun? - What? 1155 00:47:55,274 --> 00:47:57,194 Going into the water naked 1156 00:47:57,434 --> 00:47:58,834 Have you ever gone into the water naked? 1157 00:47:58,874 --> 00:48:00,034 I'll slap you in the face This is not just a joke 1158 00:48:00,034 --> 00:48:00,914 I'll slap you in the face This is not just a joke 1159 00:48:00,994 --> 00:48:03,434 Don't take it too seriously if the joke didn't land, forget it 1160 00:48:03,434 --> 00:48:04,714 It's okay 1161 00:48:05,114 --> 00:48:06,034 I'm amazed actually because you're joking with me 1162 00:48:06,034 --> 00:48:07,754 I'm amazed actually because you're joking with me 1163 00:48:08,034 --> 00:48:09,674 Don't you hate me because of what I did to you when we were in college? 1164 00:48:09,714 --> 00:48:11,434 Hate you! On the contrary you did me a favor 1165 00:48:11,474 --> 00:48:12,034 A favor! Are you an idiot? 1166 00:48:12,034 --> 00:48:13,154 A favor! Are you an idiot? 1167 00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:14,514 I'm not an idiot at all 1168 00:48:14,554 --> 00:48:16,514 When you made fun of me when we were in university 1169 00:48:16,754 --> 00:48:18,034 It made me the wonderful man in front of you whom you like 1170 00:48:18,034 --> 00:48:20,034 It made me the wonderful man in front of you whom you like 1171 00:48:20,354 --> 00:48:22,874 Whom I like! I don't like you who said I like you? 1172 00:48:22,914 --> 00:48:24,034 Is that so? So you left the party and your friends 1173 00:48:24,034 --> 00:48:25,634 Is that so? So you left the party and your friends 1174 00:48:25,634 --> 00:48:28,514 and came to walk with me by the sea alone and you don't like me? 1175 00:48:28,954 --> 00:48:30,034 I love an ambitious young man 1176 00:48:30,034 --> 00:48:30,474 I love an ambitious young man 1177 00:48:30,794 --> 00:48:33,274 Since you've become so cool and amazing 1178 00:48:33,314 --> 00:48:34,794 Why haven't you gotten married yet? 1179 00:48:35,074 --> 00:48:36,034 I have a point of view on marriage 1180 00:48:36,034 --> 00:48:36,274 I have a point of view on marriage 1181 00:48:36,314 --> 00:48:37,754 - Would you like to hear it? - No 1182 00:48:37,794 --> 00:48:39,554 - Fine, as you wish - Okay, don't cry, tell me 1183 00:48:39,554 --> 00:48:40,994 - What is it? - Listen 1184 00:48:41,314 --> 00:48:42,034 Marriage is a need 1185 00:48:42,034 --> 00:48:42,874 Marriage is a need 1186 00:48:42,874 --> 00:48:44,274 and a need is the weakness 1187 00:48:44,554 --> 00:48:47,274 Any human being who needs another human being is weak 1188 00:48:47,674 --> 00:48:48,034 And I don't like being weak 1189 00:48:48,034 --> 00:48:48,994 And I don't like being weak 1190 00:48:49,034 --> 00:48:50,794 - What genius! - I convinced you, didn't I? 1191 00:48:50,834 --> 00:48:52,114 Not at all 1192 00:48:52,154 --> 00:48:53,394 You're trying to impress me but that's far-fetched 1193 00:48:53,394 --> 00:48:54,034 - Listen, gorgeous - What is it, gorgeous? 1194 00:48:54,034 --> 00:48:55,594 - Listen, gorgeous - What is it, gorgeous? 1195 00:48:55,594 --> 00:48:57,834 Send the photos we took on Whats App 1196 00:48:58,554 --> 00:49:00,034 Don't push it, next time take photos using your phone 1197 00:49:00,034 --> 00:49:00,794 Don't push it, next time take photos using your phone 1198 00:49:00,954 --> 00:49:04,074 Is that so? You don't want to give me your phone number 1199 00:49:04,154 --> 00:49:05,194 You're old-fashioned 1200 00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:06,034 I'm old-fashioned and backward 1201 00:49:06,034 --> 00:49:06,674 I'm old-fashioned and backward 1202 00:49:06,874 --> 00:49:07,954 Goodbye, Fareed 1203 00:49:07,994 --> 00:49:09,394 - Goodbye! - Yes 1204 00:49:09,434 --> 00:49:11,714 - Is the date over? - Yes, it's over 1205 00:49:11,754 --> 00:49:12,034 - When will I see you again? - Pray to see me again 1206 00:49:12,034 --> 00:49:14,314 - When will I see you again? - Pray to see me again 1207 00:49:14,434 --> 00:49:15,874 I pray to see you again! 1208 00:49:22,274 --> 00:49:23,274 Come here 1209 00:49:23,314 --> 00:49:24,034 Iron these and send the photographers because we have a photo session 1210 00:49:24,034 --> 00:49:25,514 Iron these and send the photographers because we have a photo session 1211 00:49:25,554 --> 00:49:27,274 And prepare the men who will film with us 1212 00:49:29,074 --> 00:49:30,034 What's wrong with you, idiots? Get up, we have work 1213 00:49:30,034 --> 00:49:31,994 What's wrong with you, idiots? Get up, we have work 1214 00:49:32,554 --> 00:49:35,674 Why do you go back to work immediately after traveling if you're tired? 1215 00:49:35,754 --> 00:49:36,034 It's none of your business 1216 00:49:36,034 --> 00:49:37,754 It's none of your business 1217 00:49:38,034 --> 00:49:40,554 Do you think we waste time like some people? 1218 00:49:40,834 --> 00:49:42,034 Well, that's great 1219 00:49:42,034 --> 00:49:42,194 Well, that's great 1220 00:49:42,234 --> 00:49:44,554 Since you think my job is a waste of time, why don't you get up 1221 00:49:44,554 --> 00:49:45,794 and film with the men instead of me? 1222 00:49:45,834 --> 00:49:47,474 Film with the men! Why? 1223 00:49:47,514 --> 00:49:48,034 - Do you think I'm like you... - What? 1224 00:49:48,034 --> 00:49:49,474 - Do you think I'm like you... - What? 1225 00:49:49,674 --> 00:49:52,274 Upset, upset 1226 00:49:52,314 --> 00:49:54,034 You seem upset 1227 00:49:54,034 --> 00:49:54,234 You seem upset 1228 00:49:54,274 --> 00:49:55,714 How long will I have to fix your mistakes? 1229 00:49:55,754 --> 00:49:57,994 I'm curious to know how you can fix my mistakes like this 1230 00:49:58,154 --> 00:49:59,434 Forget about him, Gabi 1231 00:49:59,434 --> 00:50:00,034 Say what you want 1232 00:50:00,034 --> 00:50:00,514 Say what you want 1233 00:50:00,874 --> 00:50:01,874 But ask yourself before 1234 00:50:01,874 --> 00:50:04,394 what makes a woman like me work with men like you here 1235 00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:06,034 And the reason why she hates women a hundred times more than you do 1236 00:50:06,034 --> 00:50:07,074 And the reason why she hates women a hundred times more than you do 1237 00:50:07,074 --> 00:50:09,954 You just say that to make money and to make Ex let you work with us 1238 00:50:09,954 --> 00:50:11,394 No, I swear, I mean it 1239 00:50:12,754 --> 00:50:15,634 My complexes are much bigger than your 1240 00:50:16,074 --> 00:50:18,034 Do you know what it feels like to have your mother die? 1241 00:50:18,034 --> 00:50:18,394 Do you know what it feels like to have your mother die? 1242 00:50:19,554 --> 00:50:22,074 And to have a stepmother come and take everything 1243 00:50:22,594 --> 00:50:24,034 The house home and money 1244 00:50:24,034 --> 00:50:24,234 The house home and money 1245 00:50:24,234 --> 00:50:25,874 My father couldn't object 1246 00:50:26,594 --> 00:50:30,034 She made me drop out of school to work as her maid in my father's house 1247 00:50:30,034 --> 00:50:31,634 She made me drop out of school to work as her maid in my father's house 1248 00:50:32,554 --> 00:50:34,274 When I matured and my body reached puberty 1249 00:50:34,754 --> 00:50:36,034 There wasn’t a single occasion for any of her relatives 1250 00:50:36,034 --> 00:50:37,274 There wasn’t a single occasion for any of her relatives 1251 00:50:38,554 --> 00:50:40,274 she didn't force me to dance in it 1252 00:50:41,274 --> 00:50:42,034 When it was her nephew's birthday she insisted that I dance 1253 00:50:42,034 --> 00:50:44,394 When it was her nephew's birthday she insisted that I dance 1254 00:50:44,834 --> 00:50:46,354 To break my father's heart 1255 00:50:52,354 --> 00:50:53,914 But my father didn't remain silent 1256 00:50:54,914 --> 00:50:56,274 He approached me and told me... 1257 00:50:56,274 --> 00:50:57,794 "Let me take it from here, daughter" 1258 00:51:27,514 --> 00:51:29,514 It was the ugliest sight I had ever seen in my life 1259 00:51:32,434 --> 00:51:33,754 I ran away from home after that 1260 00:51:34,794 --> 00:51:36,034 Ex let me work with him May God protect him 1261 00:51:36,034 --> 00:51:36,874 Ex let me work with him May God protect him 1262 00:51:38,394 --> 00:51:41,434 I'm sorry about what happened to you Your father must be so proud of your 1263 00:51:42,754 --> 00:51:44,714 Her father must be so proud of her! As if 1264 00:51:44,754 --> 00:51:46,154 Her father is a weak man 1265 00:51:46,194 --> 00:51:47,354 The story didn't affect me 1266 00:51:47,394 --> 00:51:48,034 Because you are a man without conscience 1267 00:51:48,034 --> 00:51:48,994 Because you are a man without conscience 1268 00:51:49,034 --> 00:51:50,794 It was a story full of lessons, you ignorant 1269 00:51:53,074 --> 00:51:54,034 -There is a new client - Let's go 1270 00:51:54,034 --> 00:51:54,514 -There is a new client - Let's go 1271 00:52:08,954 --> 00:52:09,954 What a big man! 1272 00:52:17,354 --> 00:52:18,034 What a nice surprise! 1273 00:52:18,034 --> 00:52:18,434 What a nice surprise! 1274 00:52:18,834 --> 00:52:19,994 - Big Ramy? - Yes 1275 00:52:19,994 --> 00:52:22,954 Adham, why didn't you tell me that such an important client is coming today? 1276 00:52:22,954 --> 00:52:24,034 Naeem made the appointments while we were in Greece 1277 00:52:24,034 --> 00:52:25,194 Naeem made the appointments while we were in Greece 1278 00:52:25,394 --> 00:52:27,194 I'm sorry if I caused you any inconvenience 1279 00:52:27,234 --> 00:52:28,554 Nonsense, I love you, man 1280 00:52:28,554 --> 00:52:30,034 I can't believe that Mr. Olympic is right here 1281 00:52:30,034 --> 00:52:30,514 I can't believe that Mr. Olympic is right here 1282 00:52:30,554 --> 00:52:32,594 Olympic? That's a brand of electric heaters 1283 00:52:32,834 --> 00:52:35,434 Excuse him, Captain he knows nothing about sports 1284 00:52:35,674 --> 00:52:36,034 Go ahead, Captain 1285 00:52:36,034 --> 00:52:36,674 Go ahead, Captain 1286 00:52:36,714 --> 00:52:39,674 Take a seat here to balance the ship so it doesn't capsize 1287 00:52:39,714 --> 00:52:40,794 Hey! 1288 00:52:42,074 --> 00:52:43,874 Are you going to start this by mocking me or what? 1289 00:52:43,914 --> 00:52:45,914 No, excuse us, Captain What's with you, Adham? 1290 00:52:46,234 --> 00:52:47,714 - Sorry, Ex - Have a seat, Captain 1291 00:52:49,914 --> 00:52:52,074 So, tell me, Captain why did you want to see me? 1292 00:52:52,194 --> 00:52:53,994 As you know, Ex 1293 00:52:54,474 --> 00:52:58,114 The world smiled on me and I got married to Fatima, one of my cousins 1294 00:52:58,434 --> 00:53:00,034 What is the problem? Why do you want to divorce her? 1295 00:53:00,034 --> 00:53:00,474 What is the problem? Why do you want to divorce her? 1296 00:53:00,474 --> 00:53:02,594 - She's a chatterbox - All women are 1297 00:53:02,954 --> 00:53:04,034 Why do you want to divorce her? 1298 00:53:04,074 --> 00:53:06,034 She spends money left and right I'm going bankrupt 1299 00:53:06,034 --> 00:53:06,394 She spends money left and right I'm going bankrupt 1300 00:53:06,474 --> 00:53:07,874 Level with me, Captain 1301 00:53:08,434 --> 00:53:11,674 Tell me the issue without beating around the bush so I can get you out of it 1302 00:53:12,314 --> 00:53:14,194 Why do you want to divorce her? 1303 00:53:14,474 --> 00:53:15,634 We're like brothers, Captain 1304 00:53:15,674 --> 00:53:17,754 Tell us the truth so we don't get carried away with our thoughts 1305 00:53:17,794 --> 00:53:18,034 No, we don't need that 1306 00:53:18,034 --> 00:53:19,314 No, we don't need that 1307 00:53:19,594 --> 00:53:20,674 To tell you the truth... 1308 00:53:21,754 --> 00:53:22,914 she beats me 1309 00:53:23,074 --> 00:53:24,034 I wish we got carried away with our thoughts 1310 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:24,634 I wish we got carried away with our thoughts 1311 00:53:24,674 --> 00:53:25,674 Does she hit you? 1312 00:53:25,674 --> 00:53:27,914 She hits me day and night 1313 00:53:56,594 --> 00:53:58,874 "Didn't I tell you not to spill anything on the floor?" 1314 00:53:59,394 --> 00:54:00,034 "Please, I won't do it again" 1315 00:54:00,034 --> 00:54:01,314 "Please, I won't do it again" 1316 00:54:04,674 --> 00:54:06,034 "Stop, Fatima, put me down" 1317 00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:07,314 "Stop, Fatima, put me down" 1318 00:54:13,994 --> 00:54:15,634 We've seen it all 1319 00:54:16,554 --> 00:54:17,594 Calm down, Captain 1320 00:54:17,994 --> 00:54:18,034 It's okay, calm down stop crying, man 1321 00:54:18,034 --> 00:54:20,594 It's okay, calm down stop crying, man 1322 00:54:21,274 --> 00:54:23,874 - Are you sure this is Big Ramy? - No, it looks like he's Big Man 1323 00:54:23,914 --> 00:54:24,034 Hey, Ramy! Stop crying, what's wrong with you? 1324 00:54:24,034 --> 00:54:25,834 Hey, Ramy! Stop crying, what's wrong with you? 1325 00:54:25,874 --> 00:54:27,354 Be a man men don't cry 1326 00:54:27,394 --> 00:54:28,634 Calm down, Captain 1327 00:54:28,874 --> 00:54:30,034 Calm down, it's okay I'll get you some lemonade 1328 00:54:30,034 --> 00:54:30,794 Calm down, it's okay I'll get you some lemonade 1329 00:54:30,794 --> 00:54:33,234 - No, I want whey protein - Okay, I'll get you some 1330 00:54:33,234 --> 00:54:34,674 and I'll get you a D injection 1331 00:54:35,114 --> 00:54:36,034 Calm down we'll take care of your issue 1332 00:54:36,034 --> 00:54:36,834 Calm down we'll take care of your issue 1333 00:54:37,314 --> 00:54:39,154 - How will you do that? - I'll tell you how 1334 00:54:39,954 --> 00:54:42,034 You'll take this parrot home with you 1335 00:54:42,034 --> 00:54:42,314 You'll take this parrot home with you 1336 00:54:42,794 --> 00:54:44,074 and tell your wife it's a gift 1337 00:54:44,474 --> 00:54:46,794 and in a couple of days it'll start repeating what you say 1338 00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:48,034 Then, one day, you'll leave the house 1339 00:54:48,034 --> 00:54:49,034 Then, one day, you'll leave the house 1340 00:54:49,554 --> 00:54:50,674 and the parrot will say... 1341 00:54:50,674 --> 00:54:54,034 Yes, honey, my annoying wife has left 1342 00:54:54,034 --> 00:54:54,754 Yes, honey, my annoying wife has left 1343 00:54:54,794 --> 00:54:56,034 Turn on the camera now 1344 00:54:56,434 --> 00:54:58,514 and show me your beauty 1345 00:54:58,914 --> 00:55:00,034 The bastard is cheating on me 1346 00:55:00,034 --> 00:55:00,354 The bastard is cheating on me 1347 00:55:04,194 --> 00:55:05,234 I want a divorce, Big 1348 00:55:05,434 --> 00:55:06,034 I want a divorce now or I'll break you in half 1349 00:55:06,034 --> 00:55:07,994 I want a divorce now or I'll break you in half 1350 00:55:08,114 --> 00:55:11,874 - Do you hear me? - I divorce you for good 1351 00:55:11,914 --> 00:55:12,034 I can't believe it 1352 00:55:12,034 --> 00:55:13,274 I can't believe it 1353 00:55:13,314 --> 00:55:15,154 - Are you happy, Ramy? - I'm over the moon 1354 00:55:15,194 --> 00:55:17,274 Can it say that in my voice? 1355 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:18,034 What is this stupid question? 1356 00:55:18,034 --> 00:55:18,674 What is this stupid question? 1357 00:55:18,954 --> 00:55:21,754 - I'll say it in any voice, man - Okay, no need to get so worked up 1358 00:55:22,434 --> 00:55:23,834 - Ex - Yes 1359 00:55:25,714 --> 00:55:28,194 - This will stay between us, right? - May God forgive you, Ramy 1360 00:55:28,794 --> 00:55:29,914 You're Egypt's hero 1361 00:55:32,754 --> 00:55:34,154 Excuse me, do you have a lighter? 1362 00:55:37,754 --> 00:55:38,754 Ex 1363 00:55:39,234 --> 00:55:40,274 Ex 1364 00:55:41,714 --> 00:55:42,034 - The new client is here - What is this? 1365 00:55:42,034 --> 00:55:43,514 - The new client is here - What is this? 1366 00:55:44,154 --> 00:55:45,754 - Is he Khaled El-Ghandour? - I wish 1367 00:55:46,594 --> 00:55:48,034 - He's a kid - Why does he want to divorce his wife? 1368 00:55:48,034 --> 00:55:48,954 - He's a kid - Why does he want to divorce his wife? 1369 00:55:48,994 --> 00:55:51,274 Maybe she stole his cheese sandwiches during recess at school 1370 00:55:51,314 --> 00:55:52,474 Are you joking, Adham? 1371 00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:54,034 - How do you bring a kid here? - I didn't know about him 1372 00:55:54,034 --> 00:55:54,754 - How do you bring a kid here? - I didn't know about him 1373 00:55:54,794 --> 00:55:56,754 Naeem also took this order while we were in Greece 1374 00:55:56,794 --> 00:55:58,514 - Is Naeem a fool? - Yes, you know he is 1375 00:56:01,914 --> 00:56:02,994 Don't judge so quickly 1376 00:56:03,274 --> 00:56:06,034 Tell me how much you want and I'll pay you more 1377 00:56:07,394 --> 00:56:08,754 My name is Sami Fouad Alnaseh 1378 00:56:09,034 --> 00:56:11,594 My father is Fouad Alnaseh the fabric merchant 1379 00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:12,034 and my mom is Mrs. Laila Khalil 1380 00:56:12,034 --> 00:56:13,754 and my mom is Mrs. Laila Khalil 1381 00:56:14,274 --> 00:56:18,034 I live like a king when my parents are fighting 1382 00:56:18,034 --> 00:56:18,274 I live like a king when my parents are fighting 1383 00:56:18,834 --> 00:56:22,314 I go to Dad and tell him that Mom says he's a cheapskate 1384 00:56:22,474 --> 00:56:24,034 Then I go to Mom and tell her that Dad will double the allowance she's giving me 1385 00:56:24,034 --> 00:56:26,834 Then I go to Mom and tell her that Dad will double the allowance she's giving me 1386 00:56:27,114 --> 00:56:28,834 Imagine what they'd do if they got divorced 1387 00:56:28,834 --> 00:56:30,034 I like you, kid 1388 00:56:30,034 --> 00:56:30,074 I like you, kid 1389 00:56:30,794 --> 00:56:31,954 I like you a lot 1390 00:56:32,514 --> 00:56:33,634 I'll help you 1391 00:56:34,554 --> 00:56:35,594 Listen, Sami 1392 00:56:36,114 --> 00:56:37,154 Look, it's easy 1393 00:56:37,754 --> 00:56:39,314 I'll send Aunt Maassi with you 1394 00:56:39,594 --> 00:56:41,714 a very respectable lady who works with us 1395 00:56:42,114 --> 00:56:44,914 I want you to call your mom as soon as she gets out of the house 1396 00:56:44,994 --> 00:56:47,274 and tell her that your dad brought a woman home 1397 00:56:47,634 --> 00:56:48,034 She'll come home running to find Maassi and divorce him at once 1398 00:56:48,034 --> 00:56:49,994 She'll come home running to find Maassi and divorce him at once 1399 00:56:49,994 --> 00:56:51,274 Infidelity? 1400 00:56:52,234 --> 00:56:53,514 She caught him cheating on her many times 1401 00:56:53,634 --> 00:56:54,034 and every time it happened I think they'd get divorced 1402 00:56:54,034 --> 00:56:56,154 and every time it happened I think they'd get divorced 1403 00:56:56,634 --> 00:56:57,754 but my mom forgave him 1404 00:56:57,954 --> 00:57:00,034 She says she forgives him for the sake of our family 1405 00:57:00,034 --> 00:57:00,074 She says she forgives him for the sake of our family 1406 00:57:00,074 --> 00:57:02,754 and the sake of her son Sami and his future 1407 00:57:02,994 --> 00:57:04,514 The usual nonsense 1408 00:57:06,554 --> 00:57:07,634 You have a point 1409 00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:09,434 What do you think if we reversed the roles? 1410 00:57:09,514 --> 00:57:10,874 I'll send Uncle Gabi with you 1411 00:57:11,194 --> 00:57:12,034 I want you to call your dad as soon as he gets out of the house 1412 00:57:12,034 --> 00:57:13,914 I want you to call your dad as soon as he gets out of the house 1413 00:57:14,074 --> 00:57:16,434 and tell him that your mom brought a man home 1414 00:57:16,714 --> 00:57:18,034 He'll come home running to find Gabi and divorce her at once 1415 00:57:18,034 --> 00:57:19,074 He'll come home running to find Gabi and divorce her at once 1416 00:57:19,074 --> 00:57:20,154 What are you saying? 1417 00:57:20,154 --> 00:57:22,114 Do you want my mom to sit with a strange man? 1418 00:57:22,354 --> 00:57:24,034 - What do you think of me? - I think you are a chivalrous man 1419 00:57:24,034 --> 00:57:25,194 - What do you think of me? - I think you are a chivalrous man 1420 00:57:25,194 --> 00:57:26,274 What are you talking about? 1421 00:57:26,514 --> 00:57:28,394 He'll only sit in the reception room 1422 00:57:28,674 --> 00:57:30,034 so your dad sees him and gets his blood boiling and divorces her 1423 00:57:30,034 --> 00:57:31,074 so your dad sees him and gets his blood boiling and divorces her 1424 00:57:31,074 --> 00:57:33,194 - He won't even touch her - He won't come close to her? 1425 00:57:33,194 --> 00:57:35,594 Shame on you, Sami your mom is like my mom 1426 00:57:36,034 --> 00:57:37,514 - No one will touch her - Deal 1427 00:57:40,514 --> 00:57:42,034 Deal with the rest, Adham I have to get this 1428 00:57:42,034 --> 00:57:42,834 Deal with the rest, Adham I have to get this 1429 00:57:42,874 --> 00:57:44,674 Okay, have a seat 1430 00:57:45,754 --> 00:57:46,914 What would you like to drink? 1431 00:57:47,074 --> 00:57:48,034 Do you want some cornflakes? 1432 00:57:48,034 --> 00:57:48,194 Do you want some cornflakes? 1433 00:57:49,674 --> 00:57:51,634 I don't understand why you asked me to come, Gabi 1434 00:57:51,834 --> 00:57:53,994 Couldn't you have told me what you wanted on the yacht? 1435 00:57:54,034 --> 00:57:57,034 I want to talk to you about something away from everyone there 1436 00:57:57,274 --> 00:57:59,554 Listen, I'm sitting in a black Mercedes van 1437 00:57:59,554 --> 00:58:00,034 Black Mercedes van? 1438 00:58:00,034 --> 00:58:00,914 Black Mercedes van? 1439 00:58:01,394 --> 00:58:02,914 Weren't you driving a red Fiat? 1440 00:58:02,914 --> 00:58:05,554 No, that was in the past we're rich now 1441 00:58:05,834 --> 00:58:06,034 Come here, man, I'll show you my new car, and we'll go for a ride 1442 00:58:06,034 --> 00:58:09,274 Come here, man, I'll show you my new car, and we'll go for a ride 1443 00:58:09,314 --> 00:58:10,354 Okay, I saw you 1444 00:58:24,594 --> 00:58:25,634 What is this? 1445 00:58:27,594 --> 00:58:28,634 Who are they, Gabi? 1446 00:58:28,914 --> 00:58:30,034 - Is this business? - No, this is kidnapping 1447 00:58:30,034 --> 00:58:30,634 - Is this business? - No, this is kidnapping 1448 00:58:30,834 --> 00:58:32,794 Actually, these wonderful guys kidnapped me 1449 00:58:33,154 --> 00:58:35,874 and they asked me to call you and lure you to this place 1450 00:58:36,114 --> 00:58:38,154 and if I do what they want they will let me live 1451 00:58:38,554 --> 00:58:40,154 - So you just sold me out? - Of course 1452 00:58:42,914 --> 00:58:43,914 I deserve it 1453 00:58:44,194 --> 00:58:45,234 Drive, man 1454 00:58:52,554 --> 00:58:53,794 Welcome 1455 00:58:55,114 --> 00:58:56,114 I'll keep this short 1456 00:58:56,794 --> 00:58:59,354 I'm Olfat Imam, a dangerous drug dealer 1457 00:58:59,834 --> 00:59:00,034 Why are you so open about it? 1458 00:59:00,034 --> 00:59:00,994 Why are you so open about it? 1459 00:59:01,514 --> 00:59:04,714 - Can you tell us why you brought us here? - Because you're making too much noise 1460 00:59:04,794 --> 00:59:06,034 You kidnapped us because we're making too much noise 1461 00:59:06,034 --> 00:59:06,834 You kidnapped us because we're making too much noise 1462 00:59:06,874 --> 00:59:08,794 You could've done this over the phone 1463 00:59:08,954 --> 00:59:11,514 My yacht and your yacht dock next to each other a lot 1464 00:59:11,554 --> 00:59:12,034 I am a man whose motto in life is "play your cards close to your chest" 1465 00:59:12,034 --> 00:59:15,754 I am a man whose motto in life is "play your cards close to your chest" 1466 00:59:15,874 --> 00:59:17,314 Too much noise attracts attention 1467 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:18,034 and attracting attention makes people envy you 1468 00:59:18,034 --> 00:59:19,754 and attracting attention makes people envy you 1469 00:59:20,114 --> 00:59:22,514 and I hate nothing in this life more than being envied 1470 00:59:25,834 --> 00:59:27,834 Is he afraid of being envied but not the government? 1471 00:59:27,834 --> 00:59:29,194 The government doesn't envy anyone 1472 00:59:29,394 --> 00:59:30,034 it just takes what it likes 1473 00:59:30,034 --> 00:59:30,634 it just takes what it likes 1474 00:59:33,714 --> 00:59:34,874 Please forgive me, boss 1475 00:59:35,074 --> 00:59:36,034 Since you already know the punishment for what you've done and begging for your life 1476 00:59:36,034 --> 00:59:38,434 Since you already know the punishment for what you've done and begging for your life 1477 00:59:38,794 --> 00:59:42,034 why didn't you say God bless when you received the goods? 1478 00:59:42,034 --> 00:59:42,154 why didn't you say God bless when you received the goods? 1479 00:59:42,714 --> 00:59:44,834 I got envied, and they took the drugs 1480 00:59:45,114 --> 00:59:47,394 because you didn't say God bless 1481 00:59:47,514 --> 00:59:48,034 God bless 1482 00:59:48,034 --> 00:59:48,634 God bless 1483 00:59:48,834 --> 00:59:52,594 Why didn't you say God bless? When were you going to say it? 1484 01:00:19,314 --> 01:00:20,314 You're great, boss 1485 01:00:21,834 --> 01:00:23,274 You didn't say God bless 1486 01:00:28,674 --> 01:00:30,034 If you make too much noise again and attract attention 1487 01:00:30,034 --> 01:00:32,634 If you make too much noise again and attract attention 1488 01:00:33,514 --> 01:00:35,794 I'll show you something you've never seen 1489 01:00:35,994 --> 01:00:36,034 - Worse than this? - This was just for fun 1490 01:00:36,034 --> 01:00:38,874 - Worse than this? - This was just for fun 1491 01:00:39,474 --> 01:00:40,514 I was just playing 1492 01:00:41,434 --> 01:00:42,034 I don't want to hear noise from your yacht anymore, got it? 1493 01:00:42,034 --> 01:00:44,634 I don't want to hear noise from your yacht anymore, got it? 1494 01:00:45,034 --> 01:00:46,914 This is so you don't forget me 1495 01:00:47,554 --> 01:00:48,034 It hurts 1496 01:00:48,034 --> 01:00:48,554 It hurts 1497 01:00:48,754 --> 01:00:49,794 What did you say? 1498 01:00:50,434 --> 01:00:51,634 It hurts, God bless 1499 01:00:51,914 --> 01:00:53,474 I said, it hurts, God bless 1500 01:00:53,594 --> 01:00:54,034 Well done, you can go now 1501 01:00:54,034 --> 01:00:55,154 Well done, you can go now 1502 01:00:55,514 --> 01:00:57,314 Excuse me, sir 1503 01:00:57,514 --> 01:00:59,714 Can you have one of your blessed men drive us to the road? 1504 01:00:59,754 --> 01:01:00,034 Because this desert of yours is very big and we're afraid we'll envy you 1505 01:01:00,034 --> 01:01:02,914 Because this desert of yours is very big and we're afraid we'll envy you 1506 01:01:02,954 --> 01:01:04,714 I told you to get out of my face right now 1507 01:01:04,754 --> 01:01:06,034 May God damn you and bless you 1508 01:01:06,034 --> 01:01:06,634 May God damn you and bless you 1509 01:01:07,554 --> 01:01:08,554 That way 1510 01:01:11,074 --> 01:01:12,034 May God damn you and bless you 1511 01:01:12,034 --> 01:01:12,394 May God damn you and bless you 1512 01:01:34,394 --> 01:01:35,434 Hello 1513 01:01:35,714 --> 01:01:36,034 Yes, Adham I'm at the place 1514 01:01:36,034 --> 01:01:38,474 Yes, Adham I'm at the place 1515 01:02:08,954 --> 01:02:11,314 You don't have a Facebook or Instagram account 1516 01:02:11,754 --> 01:02:12,034 which makes your CV incomplete 1517 01:02:12,034 --> 01:02:13,314 which makes your CV incomplete 1518 01:02:13,834 --> 01:02:15,754 How can we trust you and be sure of your loyalty? 1519 01:02:16,754 --> 01:02:18,034 I'm sorry, but you're denied 1520 01:02:18,034 --> 01:02:18,714 I'm sorry, but you're denied 1521 01:02:18,714 --> 01:02:19,914 No, please, guys 1522 01:02:20,074 --> 01:02:23,194 I went through a lot to get here and passed all your tests 1523 01:02:24,634 --> 01:02:25,634 - Adham - Yes? 1524 01:02:25,954 --> 01:02:28,794 Let's give him another chance we need someone to fill this position 1525 01:02:29,954 --> 01:02:30,034 Okay 1526 01:02:30,034 --> 01:02:30,994 Okay 1527 01:02:31,874 --> 01:02:33,314 We'll give you one last chance 1528 01:02:35,074 --> 01:02:36,034 if you answer these questions 1529 01:02:36,034 --> 01:02:36,354 if you answer these questions 1530 01:02:39,274 --> 01:02:40,274 Okay 1531 01:02:45,874 --> 01:02:48,034 I'm so sorry, it's dark and I accidentally walked in here 1532 01:02:48,034 --> 01:02:48,434 I'm so sorry, it's dark and I accidentally walked in here 1533 01:02:48,474 --> 01:02:50,554 Me, too I thought this was the cheese section 1534 01:02:50,674 --> 01:02:52,154 I recognize this voice 1535 01:02:54,474 --> 01:02:56,074 - Fareed? - Who's this? 1536 01:02:56,794 --> 01:02:59,074 - Umniah? - Who's Umniah? I'm Tiba 1537 01:02:59,474 --> 01:03:00,034 Tiba, I can't believe it Do you come to this elevator often? 1538 01:03:00,034 --> 01:03:02,354 Tiba, I can't believe it Do you come to this elevator often? 1539 01:03:02,834 --> 01:03:03,914 Are you a fool? 1540 01:03:03,954 --> 01:03:05,914 We're stuck in the elevator and the lights went out 1541 01:03:05,914 --> 01:03:06,034 - this is no time for being funny - Yes, you're right 1542 01:03:06,034 --> 01:03:08,154 - this is no time for being funny - Yes, you're right 1543 01:03:08,274 --> 01:03:11,274 - Call someone to get us out of here - Hold on, no signal 1544 01:03:11,834 --> 01:03:12,034 - Calm down - No, no 1545 01:03:12,034 --> 01:03:13,034 - Calm down - No, no 1546 01:03:13,074 --> 01:03:14,994 I'm claustrophobic 1547 01:03:15,034 --> 01:03:17,474 - Don't worry, I'm here - Get someone to open the door, please 1548 01:03:17,514 --> 01:03:18,034 - I'll get dizzy, someone opens the door - Calm down, get a hold of yourself 1549 01:03:18,034 --> 01:03:20,514 - I'll get dizzy, someone opens the door - Calm down, get a hold of yourself 1550 01:03:20,514 --> 01:03:21,554 Can anyone hear us? 1551 01:03:21,794 --> 01:03:24,034 You've answered all the questions here 1552 01:03:24,034 --> 01:03:24,474 You've answered all the questions here 1553 01:03:24,794 --> 01:03:26,754 but one question 1554 01:03:27,794 --> 01:03:29,274 What's your problem with women? 1555 01:03:29,594 --> 01:03:30,034 - It's my mom - Your mom? 1556 01:03:30,034 --> 01:03:30,874 - It's my mom - Your mom? 1557 01:03:31,114 --> 01:03:33,154 My mom turned the world upside down 1558 01:03:33,274 --> 01:03:35,354 - You know what happened on 9/11? - Of course 1559 01:03:35,354 --> 01:03:36,034 My mom did it 1560 01:03:36,034 --> 01:03:36,634 My mom did it 1561 01:03:36,634 --> 01:03:38,514 - Is your mom Bin Laden? - No 1562 01:03:38,834 --> 01:03:41,194 My parents were traveling to America on that plane 1563 01:03:41,514 --> 01:03:42,034 My mom caught my dad flirting with the flight attendant 1564 01:03:42,034 --> 01:03:44,994 My mom caught my dad flirting with the flight attendant 1565 01:03:45,314 --> 01:03:47,674 and followed him around the plane with a shoe in her hand 1566 01:03:48,034 --> 01:03:49,994 so he went into the cockpit and hid there 1567 01:03:50,234 --> 01:03:51,674 She threw the shoe at him 1568 01:03:51,994 --> 01:03:54,034 but instead of hitting him it hit the pilot 1569 01:03:54,034 --> 01:03:54,554 but instead of hitting him it hit the pilot 1570 01:03:54,874 --> 01:03:57,474 The pilot lost control of the plane and it crashed into the towers 1571 01:03:58,514 --> 01:04:00,034 He lost control of the plane because of the shoe! 1572 01:04:00,034 --> 01:04:01,674 He lost control of the plane because of the shoe! 1573 01:04:02,394 --> 01:04:05,634 - Anyway, may she rest in peace - No, my mom is still alive 1574 01:04:05,754 --> 01:04:06,034 - but while she was traveling to Italy... - Congratulations, you're hired 1575 01:04:06,034 --> 01:04:09,914 - but while she was traveling to Italy... - Congratulations, you're hired 1576 01:04:10,274 --> 01:04:12,034 That's enough I'll sign the application now 1577 01:04:12,034 --> 01:04:12,074 That's enough I'll sign the application now 1578 01:04:13,634 --> 01:04:14,634 Congratulations 1579 01:04:14,834 --> 01:04:17,034 - You've become an employee of the company - Thank God 1580 01:04:17,074 --> 01:04:18,034 But what matters to us the most is strict confidentiality 1581 01:04:18,034 --> 01:04:19,954 But what matters to us the most is strict confidentiality 1582 01:04:19,954 --> 01:04:21,754 And don't tell your mom where we are 1583 01:04:38,074 --> 01:04:40,954 What's that sound? No, no, they closed the store 1584 01:04:41,074 --> 01:04:42,034 We're going to die here 1585 01:04:42,034 --> 01:04:42,754 We're going to die here 1586 01:04:42,794 --> 01:04:44,274 No, don't worry they'll get us out of here 1587 01:04:44,274 --> 01:04:45,594 Get us out of here 1588 01:04:45,674 --> 01:04:46,954 Calm down Can anyone hear us? 1589 01:04:46,994 --> 01:04:48,034 Help! No one will hear us 1590 01:04:48,034 --> 01:04:48,994 Help! No one will hear us 1591 01:04:49,474 --> 01:04:51,954 I feel I'm getting dizzy I can't take it anymore 1592 01:04:51,954 --> 01:04:54,034 - Okay, come hug me - What? You want me to slap you! 1593 01:04:54,034 --> 01:04:54,594 - Okay, come hug me - What? You want me to slap you! 1594 01:04:55,554 --> 01:04:57,994 - Thank God - Thank God 1595 01:04:58,554 --> 01:05:00,034 Yes 1596 01:05:00,034 --> 01:05:00,234 Yes 1597 01:05:00,434 --> 01:05:01,514 Yes, we made it 1598 01:05:01,914 --> 01:05:02,914 Yes 1599 01:05:03,034 --> 01:05:04,394 Yes, that's enough thank you 1600 01:05:06,674 --> 01:05:08,674 God dammit! 1601 01:05:09,274 --> 01:05:12,034 God dammit! The store is closed and my phone is dead 1602 01:05:12,034 --> 01:05:12,114 God dammit! The store is closed and my phone is dead 1603 01:05:12,674 --> 01:05:15,154 My phone is dead, too What will we do now? 1604 01:05:15,154 --> 01:05:17,714 Find something to charge our phones with we need to call someone 1605 01:05:17,754 --> 01:05:18,034 No, don't do that the chargers here are made in China 1606 01:05:18,034 --> 01:05:20,354 No, don't do that the chargers here are made in China 1607 01:05:20,634 --> 01:05:22,634 it might break your phone or something, God forbid 1608 01:05:23,954 --> 01:05:24,034 What do you want from me exactly? 1609 01:05:24,034 --> 01:05:25,194 What do you want from me exactly? 1610 01:05:25,234 --> 01:05:26,434 - You want the truth? - Yes 1611 01:05:26,554 --> 01:05:29,434 The truth is, I wanted to sit with you and have a little chat 1612 01:05:29,514 --> 01:05:30,034 - Where? Here? - Of course 1613 01:05:30,034 --> 01:05:31,234 - Where? Here? - Of course 1614 01:05:31,994 --> 01:05:34,194 This is the best place to chat 1615 01:05:34,714 --> 01:05:35,994 Just give me a minute 1616 01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:40,354 Tell me, how do you like the meat? 1617 01:05:40,434 --> 01:05:42,034 - It needs some salt - I'll fix that for you 1618 01:05:42,034 --> 01:05:43,914 - It needs some salt - I'll fix that for you 1619 01:05:45,234 --> 01:05:47,074 Here's the best salt shaker for the best Tiba 1620 01:05:47,514 --> 01:05:48,034 Okay 1621 01:05:48,034 --> 01:05:48,514 Okay 1622 01:05:51,474 --> 01:05:54,034 What's this? Are you watching Shehata's Shop? 1623 01:05:54,034 --> 01:05:54,114 What's this? Are you watching Shehata's Shop? 1624 01:05:54,474 --> 01:05:56,594 Did you know that this movie stars Amr Saad? 1625 01:05:57,114 --> 01:05:59,274 Did you know that Amr Saad is Ahmed Saad's brother? 1626 01:05:59,794 --> 01:06:00,034 They say that Ahmed Saad was married to Somaya El Khashab 1627 01:06:00,034 --> 01:06:02,034 They say that Ahmed Saad was married to Somaya El Khashab 1628 01:06:02,234 --> 01:06:04,154 Did you know that Somaya El Khashab had her spleen removed 1629 01:06:04,154 --> 01:06:06,034 and fought with Reem El Baroudy because of Ahmed Saad? 1630 01:06:06,034 --> 01:06:06,354 and fought with Reem El Baroudy because of Ahmed Saad? 1631 01:06:07,274 --> 01:06:08,594 - Reem El Baroudy... - Oh my God! 1632 01:06:09,394 --> 01:06:10,474 I'll watch another movie 1633 01:06:11,674 --> 01:06:12,034 I can't believe it, Ali Baba 1634 01:06:12,034 --> 01:06:13,394 I can't believe it, Ali Baba 1635 01:06:15,274 --> 01:06:16,314 I love this movie so much 1636 01:06:17,194 --> 01:06:18,034 Did you know that this movie stars Karim Fahmy? 1637 01:06:18,034 --> 01:06:19,234 Did you know that this movie stars Karim Fahmy? 1638 01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:21,194 They say he's a dentist 1639 01:06:22,434 --> 01:06:24,034 - You know that Karim Fahmy's brother is... - Yes, I know him 1640 01:06:24,034 --> 01:06:24,914 - You know that Karim Fahmy's brother is... - Yes, I know him 1641 01:06:25,074 --> 01:06:27,354 I know his brother and his mom and I'm sick of them 1642 01:06:27,354 --> 01:06:29,794 - Why are you yelling at me, Tiba? - I was watching the movie 1643 01:06:29,834 --> 01:06:30,034 So, you want to ignore the place I've been setting up for six hours 1644 01:06:30,034 --> 01:06:32,834 So, you want to ignore the place I've been setting up for six hours 1645 01:06:33,034 --> 01:06:34,674 ignore me, too and just watch the movie? 1646 01:06:34,874 --> 01:06:36,034 Tiba 1647 01:06:36,034 --> 01:06:36,354 Tiba 1648 01:06:36,634 --> 01:06:39,834 - I want to talk to you for a bit - I swear I'm going out of my mind 1649 01:06:40,234 --> 01:06:42,034 Why don't you hate me? You're supposed to hate my guts 1650 01:06:42,034 --> 01:06:42,314 Why don't you hate me? You're supposed to hate my guts 1651 01:06:42,354 --> 01:06:43,434 - Again? - Yes 1652 01:06:43,554 --> 01:06:46,994 I've told you this before I like what you've done to me in the past 1653 01:06:47,434 --> 01:06:48,034 You helped me get rid of the loser I once was 1654 01:06:48,034 --> 01:06:49,954 You helped me get rid of the loser I once was 1655 01:06:50,234 --> 01:06:52,074 and made me into the person sitting in front of you 1656 01:06:52,114 --> 01:06:53,674 But I want to ask one question 1657 01:06:53,714 --> 01:06:54,034 - just out of curiosity - Just get on with it 1658 01:06:54,034 --> 01:06:55,394 - just out of curiosity - Just get on with it 1659 01:06:55,394 --> 01:06:57,354 Why did you do this to me when we were in college? 1660 01:06:57,514 --> 01:06:59,354 - Do you want to know why? - Yes 1661 01:07:00,274 --> 01:07:01,834 Because I hate all men 1662 01:07:02,274 --> 01:07:04,394 God help us are you saying you're a psychopath? 1663 01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:05,754 That's right 1664 01:07:06,194 --> 01:07:08,194 I'll pour my heart out because we're stuck in Hyper 1665 01:07:08,194 --> 01:07:10,754 I don't see the connection but please do 1666 01:07:11,154 --> 01:07:12,034 I was living a life of luxury with my parents 1667 01:07:12,034 --> 01:07:14,354 I was living a life of luxury with my parents 1668 01:07:14,794 --> 01:07:18,034 then, out of the blue my dad decided to leave us 1669 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:18,354 then, out of the blue my dad decided to leave us 1670 01:07:18,514 --> 01:07:20,994 and my mom who was a prominent woman in society 1671 01:07:21,314 --> 01:07:24,034 had to work different jobs to support her daughter, who was abandoned by her dad 1672 01:07:24,034 --> 01:07:24,834 had to work different jobs to support her daughter, who was abandoned by her dad 1673 01:07:25,034 --> 01:07:27,754 Look, I'm comfortable talking to you so I'm going to open up to you now 1674 01:07:27,794 --> 01:07:29,474 Please do we're stuck in Hyper 1675 01:07:29,634 --> 01:07:30,034 One time, my friends and I decided to surprise my mom on her birthday 1676 01:07:30,034 --> 01:07:32,954 One time, my friends and I decided to surprise my mom on her birthday 1677 01:07:32,994 --> 01:07:35,314 by visiting her at work and bringing a cake to cheer her up 1678 01:07:35,354 --> 01:07:36,034 When I walked in, I was shocked to see her being humiliated by her boss 1679 01:07:36,034 --> 01:07:38,354 When I walked in, I was shocked to see her being humiliated by her boss 1680 01:07:38,594 --> 01:07:40,634 She was being insulted in front of me and my friends 1681 01:07:41,834 --> 01:07:42,034 That broke me 1682 01:07:42,034 --> 01:07:42,994 That broke me 1683 01:07:44,114 --> 01:07:47,114 I felt like an orphan 1684 01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:51,154 like I didn't have a father figure or someone to protect me in this life 1685 01:07:51,714 --> 01:07:52,714 or my mom 1686 01:07:54,034 --> 01:07:56,274 I felt a deep hatred for all men 1687 01:07:56,434 --> 01:07:58,994 Did your father leave you with nothing? 1688 01:07:59,114 --> 01:08:00,034 He left us nothing 1689 01:08:00,034 --> 01:08:00,114 He left us nothing 1690 01:08:00,154 --> 01:08:03,834 - What a bastard and a lowlife! - No, dude, only I can curse him 1691 01:08:03,874 --> 01:08:05,594 Don't make me regret opening up to you 1692 01:08:05,674 --> 01:08:06,034 Your mom really raised you well you don't let anyone curse your dad 1693 01:08:06,034 --> 01:08:08,394 Your mom really raised you well you don't let anyone curse your dad 1694 01:08:08,474 --> 01:08:10,794 I'm sorry, I sympathized with you and I got worked up 1695 01:08:10,834 --> 01:08:12,034 The only thing we had was a ring my mom inherited from my grandmother 1696 01:08:12,034 --> 01:08:13,354 The only thing we had was a ring my mom inherited from my grandmother 1697 01:08:13,394 --> 01:08:14,794 she kept it for my wedding 1698 01:08:14,834 --> 01:08:18,034 so I could sell it and get prepared for the wedding, you know how moms think 1699 01:08:18,034 --> 01:08:18,074 so I could sell it and get prepared for the wedding, you know how moms think 1700 01:08:18,234 --> 01:08:19,914 - Well, that's good - Good? 1701 01:08:20,794 --> 01:08:22,674 I had to sell it when my mom got cancer 1702 01:08:22,794 --> 01:08:24,034 It's a pity I hope she recovers 1703 01:08:24,034 --> 01:08:25,314 It's a pity I hope she recovers 1704 01:08:25,474 --> 01:08:27,874 - No, she died - What is this depressing story? 1705 01:08:27,914 --> 01:08:30,034 What's even sadder is that I sold the ring for only 200,000 EP 1706 01:08:30,034 --> 01:08:31,114 What's even sadder is that I sold the ring for only 200,000 EP 1707 01:08:31,114 --> 01:08:33,674 - Well, that's good money - Good money? 1708 01:08:34,074 --> 01:08:35,754 Look how much it's going for at auction now 1709 01:08:36,954 --> 01:08:37,954 "2,000,000 EP" 1710 01:08:37,994 --> 01:08:40,354 I can't believe my eyes, two million? 1711 01:08:40,754 --> 01:08:42,034 - You sold it for a tenth of its price - I almost had a heart attack 1712 01:08:42,034 --> 01:08:43,794 - You sold it for a tenth of its price - I almost had a heart attack 1713 01:08:44,794 --> 01:08:46,154 I don't doubt that It's infuriating 1714 01:08:46,674 --> 01:08:48,034 Well, since it turns out you're a psychopath with no money 1715 01:08:48,034 --> 01:08:50,754 Well, since it turns out you're a psychopath with no money 1716 01:08:51,154 --> 01:08:53,314 - I guess this is the best time to ask... - Ask for what? 1717 01:08:53,354 --> 01:08:54,034 Have you lost it or what? What do you want to ask? 1718 01:08:54,034 --> 01:08:55,234 Have you lost it or what? What do you want to ask? 1719 01:08:55,274 --> 01:08:57,954 Let me finish first to ask for your number 1720 01:08:57,954 --> 01:09:00,034 - Your number, what were you thinking? - My number? 1721 01:09:00,034 --> 01:09:00,514 - Your number, what were you thinking? - My number? 1722 01:09:00,514 --> 01:09:03,274 - I thought you were going to ask for... - No, I wasn't asking for... 1723 01:09:03,274 --> 01:09:05,554 Do you think I'm a fool to marry a poor psychopath? 1724 01:09:05,594 --> 01:09:06,034 Okay, it was just a misunderstanding 1725 01:09:06,034 --> 01:09:07,314 Okay, it was just a misunderstanding 1726 01:09:07,354 --> 01:09:11,354 Besides, don't worry, Fareed, you'll never see my face or hear my voice again 1727 01:09:11,354 --> 01:09:12,034 Why? Have I upset you with something? 1728 01:09:12,034 --> 01:09:12,954 Why? Have I upset you with something? 1729 01:09:13,114 --> 01:09:15,434 - Did I harass you? - No, you didn't 1730 01:09:15,954 --> 01:09:17,794 but I'm a married woman 1731 01:09:17,994 --> 01:09:18,034 - God damn your dad! - What? 1732 01:09:18,034 --> 01:09:19,874 - God damn your dad! - What? 1733 01:09:20,154 --> 01:09:23,474 I didn't mean to say that but you surprised me 1734 01:09:23,754 --> 01:09:24,034 How did you get married when you're a psychopath who hates men? 1735 01:09:24,034 --> 01:09:27,914 How did you get married when you're a psychopath who hates men? 1736 01:09:27,914 --> 01:09:30,034 I swear I hate all men and I especially hate my husband 1737 01:09:30,034 --> 01:09:30,714 I swear I hate all men and I especially hate my husband 1738 01:09:30,714 --> 01:09:33,954 but any woman who's been in my shoes is going to need some bars 1739 01:09:34,034 --> 01:09:35,554 - Bars? - Gold bars 1740 01:09:35,554 --> 01:09:36,034 Money, how will I support myself otherwise? 1741 01:09:36,034 --> 01:09:37,314 Money, how will I support myself otherwise? 1742 01:09:37,434 --> 01:09:39,034 - Gold bars - Yes 1743 01:09:39,154 --> 01:09:41,234 Do you speak that language, too? 1744 01:09:41,954 --> 01:09:42,034 Good thing you're a married woman, Tiba 1745 01:09:42,034 --> 01:09:44,034 Good thing you're a married woman, Tiba 1746 01:09:44,914 --> 01:09:47,634 Honestly, Tiba I don't know what to say 1747 01:09:47,674 --> 01:09:48,034 Don't say anything they opened the store 1748 01:09:48,034 --> 01:09:49,474 Don't say anything they opened the store 1749 01:09:49,554 --> 01:09:51,314 Pay for the nonsense you set up 1750 01:09:51,554 --> 01:09:53,594 and when I need you I know how to reach you 1751 01:09:54,554 --> 01:09:55,594 Goodbye 1752 01:09:58,394 --> 01:09:59,394 She's married? 1753 01:10:01,354 --> 01:10:02,514 Gold bars? 1754 01:10:06,034 --> 01:10:08,234 Guys, Gabi is at the kid's mom's house 1755 01:10:08,554 --> 01:10:11,514 That's good, Naeem show me the security cameras right away 1756 01:10:12,594 --> 01:10:13,634 What are you doing? 1757 01:10:14,274 --> 01:10:16,434 By the way, this is my seat 1758 01:10:16,514 --> 01:10:17,834 Go sit somewhere else 1759 01:10:18,314 --> 01:10:19,794 - Listen to me, honey - What? 1760 01:10:19,914 --> 01:10:22,834 Next time, remember to apply the concealer before the foundation 1761 01:10:22,874 --> 01:10:24,034 for the wrinkles under your eyes 1762 01:10:24,034 --> 01:10:24,674 for the wrinkles under your eyes 1763 01:10:25,194 --> 01:10:27,394 What's your business with women's things? Act like a man 1764 01:10:27,434 --> 01:10:28,434 Women's things? 1765 01:10:28,554 --> 01:10:29,714 Mrs. Nabila Ebeid 1766 01:10:29,994 --> 01:10:30,034 can we focus on our mission, please? 1767 01:10:30,034 --> 01:10:31,594 can we focus on our mission, please? 1768 01:10:31,994 --> 01:10:33,194 - Okay - Thank you 1769 01:10:35,314 --> 01:10:36,034 I'm ready, Naeem 1770 01:10:36,034 --> 01:10:36,554 I'm ready, Naeem 1771 01:10:37,354 --> 01:10:38,394 - Ex - What? 1772 01:10:38,514 --> 01:10:41,994 - Gabi is at the house - Why don't you take care of it, Adham? 1773 01:10:42,114 --> 01:10:43,594 Do I have to do everything myself? 1774 01:10:44,234 --> 01:10:45,594 - Show me - Look 1775 01:10:47,674 --> 01:10:48,034 The coming scene is for adults only if there's a kid with you, cover their eyes 1776 01:10:48,034 --> 01:10:50,794 The coming scene is for adults only if there's a kid with you, cover their eyes 1777 01:10:51,394 --> 01:10:54,034 What is this? Didn't you say he'd wait in the reception room and not touch her? 1778 01:10:54,034 --> 01:10:55,194 What is this? Didn't you say he'd wait in the reception room and not touch her? 1779 01:10:55,234 --> 01:10:57,274 No, he'll sleep next to her but he won't go near her 1780 01:10:57,554 --> 01:10:59,674 so that your dad gets mad when he comes home 1781 01:10:59,674 --> 01:11:00,034 sees her like this and divorces her on the spot 1782 01:11:00,034 --> 01:11:01,514 sees her like this and divorces her on the spot 1783 01:11:01,554 --> 01:11:05,034 Besides, Sami, your mom is like my mom no one will come near her 1784 01:11:12,274 --> 01:11:14,434 - Who is the woman entering the house? - My mom 1785 01:11:14,714 --> 01:11:16,514 - Then who's sleeping on the bed? - My dad 1786 01:11:16,954 --> 01:11:18,034 You thought I was a fool and I'd let a man sleep next to my mom 1787 01:11:18,034 --> 01:11:19,834 You thought I was a fool and I'd let a man sleep next to my mom 1788 01:11:19,834 --> 01:11:21,434 No, you let a man sleep next to your dad 1789 01:11:21,714 --> 01:11:23,114 Well done, Sami you screwed this up 1790 01:11:23,194 --> 01:11:24,034 This is a disaster, Adham 1791 01:11:24,034 --> 01:11:24,274 This is a disaster, Adham 1792 01:11:29,434 --> 01:11:30,034 I seek refuge in God from the male and female devils 1793 01:11:30,034 --> 01:11:31,234 I seek refuge in God from the male and female devils 1794 01:11:31,274 --> 01:11:33,234 Are you a human, a jinn, or what? 1795 01:11:33,274 --> 01:11:34,794 You got this wrong I'm here for... 1796 01:11:34,834 --> 01:11:36,034 - What is this? Get away from me - What? Are you a pervert? 1797 01:11:36,034 --> 01:11:37,994 - What is this? Get away from me - What? Are you a pervert? 1798 01:11:38,034 --> 01:11:39,634 What made you say that, Laila? 1799 01:11:39,674 --> 01:11:42,034 You got this wrong, Mrs. Laila 1800 01:11:42,034 --> 01:11:42,074 You got this wrong, Mrs. Laila 1801 01:11:42,114 --> 01:11:45,354 - I was supposed to sleep next to you - Do you think I'll let you do that? 1802 01:11:45,834 --> 01:11:47,874 I'll expose you in front of everyone 1803 01:11:48,074 --> 01:11:49,434 Help me 1804 01:11:49,474 --> 01:11:51,474 You damned perverts 1805 01:11:51,794 --> 01:11:54,034 - Help me - What a disaster! 1806 01:11:54,034 --> 01:11:54,434 - Help me - What a disaster! 1807 01:11:54,554 --> 01:11:56,754 We wanted to make Laila get divorced and we ended up making her husband gay 1808 01:11:56,794 --> 01:11:58,954 I doubted you from the beginning 1809 01:11:59,074 --> 01:12:00,034 Do you see the nonsense I'm living through? 1810 01:12:00,034 --> 01:12:01,594 Do you see the nonsense I'm living through? 1811 01:12:01,754 --> 01:12:04,754 God suffices me, go to hell 1812 01:12:04,754 --> 01:12:06,034 - Get out of here - This isn't right, Laila 1813 01:12:06,034 --> 01:12:07,154 - Get out of here - This isn't right, Laila 1814 01:12:07,194 --> 01:12:09,754 I'll expose you in front of everyone 1815 01:12:10,394 --> 01:12:12,034 Save me 1816 01:12:12,034 --> 01:12:12,674 Save me 1817 01:12:12,914 --> 01:12:15,274 Save me 1818 01:12:17,314 --> 01:12:18,034 Adham, send our men to help him I have an urgent matter 1819 01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:20,914 Adham, send our men to help him I have an urgent matter 1820 01:12:26,554 --> 01:12:27,754 Help me, Fareed 1821 01:12:27,794 --> 01:12:30,034 My husband sent men to assault me and I don't know what to do 1822 01:12:30,034 --> 01:12:30,434 My husband sent men to assault me and I don't know what to do 1823 01:12:30,474 --> 01:12:33,394 I've sent you the location come quickly, please 1824 01:12:43,674 --> 01:12:46,474 Please don't do this, leave me alone 1825 01:12:46,474 --> 01:12:48,034 No, please, let me go 1826 01:12:48,034 --> 01:12:50,114 No, please, let me go 1827 01:12:50,154 --> 01:12:52,874 No, please 1828 01:12:52,914 --> 01:12:54,034 Don't throw me in the car, please 1829 01:12:54,034 --> 01:12:55,554 Don't throw me in the car, please 1830 01:12:58,154 --> 01:12:59,434 - What is this? - Let's go 1831 01:13:00,234 --> 01:13:02,674 Oh my God! Someone help us 1832 01:13:02,794 --> 01:13:05,074 Help, someone help us 1833 01:13:05,234 --> 01:13:06,034 Oh my God! 1834 01:13:06,034 --> 01:13:06,634 Oh my God! 1835 01:13:08,434 --> 01:13:09,474 Oh my God! 1836 01:13:25,994 --> 01:13:28,394 Get away from him 1837 01:13:31,114 --> 01:13:32,394 Let's go 1838 01:13:32,514 --> 01:13:34,234 God dammit! Come on, quickly 1839 01:13:34,794 --> 01:13:36,034 Get them, guys oh my God! 1840 01:13:36,034 --> 01:13:36,714 Get them, guys oh my God! 1841 01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:37,994 Let's go 1842 01:13:43,194 --> 01:13:46,074 I just want to know, why would a man do something like that to his wife? 1843 01:13:46,314 --> 01:13:48,034 He humiliated me, beat me, and insulted me because I had a night out 1844 01:13:48,034 --> 01:13:49,634 He humiliated me, beat me, and insulted me because I had a night out 1845 01:13:49,634 --> 01:13:52,474 He has the right to do this You had a night out! It's inappropriate 1846 01:13:52,674 --> 01:13:53,714 You're surprised after what you did 1847 01:13:53,754 --> 01:13:54,034 I had a... I was stuck in the supermarket with you, you idiot 1848 01:13:54,034 --> 01:13:55,954 I had a... I was stuck in the supermarket with you, you idiot 1849 01:13:55,954 --> 01:13:57,714 That's right, you were with me 1850 01:13:58,114 --> 01:13:59,594 We didn't even fool around 1851 01:13:59,634 --> 01:14:00,034 Or did we fool around and I forgot about it? 1852 01:14:00,034 --> 01:14:01,154 Or did we fool around and I forgot about it? 1853 01:14:01,154 --> 01:14:03,194 Don't accuse me of something I didn't do! No, we didn't do anything 1854 01:14:03,234 --> 01:14:04,834 - We didn't fool around? - Not at all 1855 01:14:05,154 --> 01:14:06,034 I'm losing my mind He was about to kill you 1856 01:14:06,034 --> 01:14:07,194 I'm losing my mind He was about to kill you 1857 01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:09,994 If you think that's bad, let me tell you that he hits me three times a day 1858 01:14:09,994 --> 01:14:11,194 He hits you three times a day? 1859 01:14:11,234 --> 01:14:12,034 He hits me three times a day just like an antibiotic, every 8 hours 1860 01:14:12,034 --> 01:14:14,034 He hits me three times a day just like an antibiotic, every 8 hours 1861 01:14:14,234 --> 01:14:15,674 Why do you stay with him? 1862 01:14:15,874 --> 01:14:17,074 - Why don't you leave him? - Leave him? 1863 01:14:17,114 --> 01:14:18,034 You don't know my husband 1864 01:14:18,034 --> 01:14:18,434 You don't know my husband 1865 01:14:18,474 --> 01:14:20,754 I've wanted to divorce him for a long time, but I can't 1866 01:14:20,954 --> 01:14:22,714 - Hummus - What's with you? 1867 01:14:22,994 --> 01:14:24,034 - What is this? - What? 1868 01:14:24,034 --> 01:14:24,554 - What is this? - What? 1869 01:14:24,594 --> 01:14:26,154 Why did you beat each other up like this? 1870 01:14:26,154 --> 01:14:28,074 No, you got it wrong we didn't beat each other up 1871 01:14:28,594 --> 01:14:30,034 No, we were just kidding around 1872 01:14:30,034 --> 01:14:30,274 No, we were just kidding around 1873 01:14:30,314 --> 01:14:32,274 - We're newly married - Yes 1874 01:14:32,274 --> 01:14:34,234 Newly married? I wonder what you did on your wedding night 1875 01:14:34,234 --> 01:14:35,874 - Listen to me - What? 1876 01:14:36,754 --> 01:14:38,954 What is this? She messed up your face 1877 01:14:39,394 --> 01:14:40,794 - Did she do this to you? - Yes 1878 01:14:41,954 --> 01:14:42,034 I know someone who can help you get rid of her 1879 01:14:42,034 --> 01:14:43,754 I know someone who can help you get rid of her 1880 01:14:43,954 --> 01:14:44,994 Who? 1881 01:14:46,434 --> 01:14:48,034 Is there anyone else? It's Ex 1882 01:14:48,034 --> 01:14:48,354 Is there anyone else? It's Ex 1883 01:14:48,394 --> 01:14:50,874 - Do you know Ex? - Do I know him? 1884 01:14:51,554 --> 01:14:53,074 I'm with his cousin 1885 01:14:53,274 --> 01:14:54,034 What? Are you married to a man? 1886 01:14:54,034 --> 01:14:55,114 What? Are you married to a man? 1887 01:14:55,234 --> 01:14:56,674 What are you saying, man? 1888 01:14:56,834 --> 01:14:58,874 I'm talking about Wakhid who sells lupin beans next to me 1889 01:14:58,874 --> 01:15:00,034 I see, he sells lupin beans 1890 01:15:00,034 --> 01:15:00,194 I see, he sells lupin beans 1891 01:15:00,274 --> 01:15:02,634 So if I need Ex's help I should call you 1892 01:15:02,794 --> 01:15:04,554 If you need Ex's help, come to me 1893 01:15:04,714 --> 01:15:06,034 and I'll talk with the beans guy 1894 01:15:06,034 --> 01:15:06,114 and I'll talk with the beans guy 1895 01:15:06,154 --> 01:15:08,154 - I hold some sway over him - Is this my drink? 1896 01:15:09,354 --> 01:15:10,634 Yes, I'm sorry I got carried away 1897 01:15:11,474 --> 01:15:12,034 I'll go now 1898 01:15:12,034 --> 01:15:12,514 I'll go now 1899 01:15:16,514 --> 01:15:17,514 Why are you laughing? 1900 01:15:18,194 --> 01:15:19,194 What's so funny? Tell me 1901 01:15:19,994 --> 01:15:22,394 He was telling me he knew Ex 1902 01:15:22,474 --> 01:15:24,034 What's so funny about it? 1903 01:15:24,034 --> 01:15:24,514 What's so funny about it? 1904 01:15:24,954 --> 01:15:27,074 The funny thing is that I'm Ex 1905 01:15:31,234 --> 01:15:32,394 - You don't... - This is really funny 1906 01:15:32,394 --> 01:15:33,754 You don't believe me, right? 1907 01:15:33,954 --> 01:15:35,034 What are you talking about? 1908 01:15:35,074 --> 01:15:36,034 You just took a beating like a shoe thief 1909 01:15:36,034 --> 01:15:37,594 You just took a beating like a shoe thief 1910 01:15:37,674 --> 01:15:40,554 What does that have to do with this? Ex isn't Superman 1911 01:15:40,634 --> 01:15:42,034 He's a regular guy who helps men divorce their wives 1912 01:15:42,034 --> 01:15:43,474 He's a regular guy who helps men divorce their wives 1913 01:15:43,674 --> 01:15:45,034 - He could get a beating - Really? 1914 01:15:45,394 --> 01:15:47,954 - You don't believe me, right? - Of course I don't believe you 1915 01:15:47,994 --> 01:15:48,034 - Do you want me to prove it to you? - Cut the nonsense 1916 01:15:48,034 --> 01:15:50,114 - Do you want me to prove it to you? - Cut the nonsense 1917 01:15:50,114 --> 01:15:51,714 - Nonsense? - Yes 1918 01:15:51,754 --> 01:15:52,794 Check this out 1919 01:15:54,194 --> 01:15:56,274 Naeem, I sent you a location 1920 01:15:56,634 --> 01:15:57,714 Signal the logo 1921 01:16:06,634 --> 01:16:08,394 Do you believe me now? 1922 01:16:12,434 --> 01:16:14,874 I told you before, Tiba 1923 01:16:15,314 --> 01:16:18,034 thanks to you, I was able to get rid of the loser I was 1924 01:16:18,034 --> 01:16:18,794 thanks to you, I was able to get rid of the loser I was 1925 01:16:19,314 --> 01:16:20,434 and become Ex now 1926 01:16:21,034 --> 01:16:22,434 And I want to return the favor 1927 01:16:22,954 --> 01:16:24,034 By the way I've never helped a woman get a divorce 1928 01:16:24,034 --> 01:16:25,434 By the way I've never helped a woman get a divorce 1929 01:16:25,994 --> 01:16:29,074 but for you, I'll break all the rules 1930 01:16:30,274 --> 01:16:32,554 Give me your husband's info and in forty-eight hours... 1931 01:16:33,114 --> 01:16:35,354 I promise I'll free you from this miserable life of yours 1932 01:16:36,154 --> 01:16:38,514 Don't hesitate, I got your back 1933 01:16:39,274 --> 01:16:40,314 Just tell me his name 1934 01:16:45,954 --> 01:16:47,594 Oh my God! 1935 01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:50,354 Are you married to the God bless man? 1936 01:16:51,434 --> 01:16:52,994 Are you serious, or are you kidding us? 1937 01:16:53,594 --> 01:16:54,034 Don't try to belittle me in front of others, Adham 1938 01:16:54,034 --> 01:16:56,354 Don't try to belittle me in front of others, Adham 1939 01:16:56,554 --> 01:16:57,954 You're belittling yourself 1940 01:16:58,474 --> 01:17:00,034 Even when you're serious you're spewing nonsense 1941 01:17:00,034 --> 01:17:01,434 Even when you're serious you're spewing nonsense 1942 01:17:01,794 --> 01:17:03,354 Do you want us to work with a woman? 1943 01:17:03,714 --> 01:17:05,154 Are you out of your mind, Ex? 1944 01:17:05,154 --> 01:17:06,034 Honestly, Ex Adham is right 1945 01:17:06,034 --> 01:17:08,274 Honestly, Ex Adham is right 1946 01:17:08,474 --> 01:17:09,754 What, my dear? 1947 01:17:09,914 --> 01:17:11,434 Since when do you two get along? 1948 01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:12,034 It's not like that but you're violating our principles 1949 01:17:12,034 --> 01:17:14,034 It's not like that but you're violating our principles 1950 01:17:14,194 --> 01:17:16,474 What principles? Do you think this is Al-Ahly FC? 1951 01:17:16,514 --> 01:17:17,754 Yes, man, our principles 1952 01:17:19,154 --> 01:17:20,834 The principles laid out by Mr. Ex 1953 01:17:20,954 --> 01:17:23,314 Shut up, you haven't met that guy 1954 01:17:23,914 --> 01:17:24,034 Ex, you know I don't care about principles 1955 01:17:24,034 --> 01:17:27,794 Ex, you know I don't care about principles 1956 01:17:27,874 --> 01:17:29,194 I'll help you with anything 1957 01:17:29,354 --> 01:17:30,034 I'll help you make men women or monkeys get divorced 1958 01:17:30,034 --> 01:17:32,434 I'll help you make men women or monkeys get divorced 1959 01:17:32,754 --> 01:17:35,514 but when it comes to the God bless guy count me out 1960 01:17:35,594 --> 01:17:36,034 Count everybody out 1961 01:17:36,034 --> 01:17:36,834 Count everybody out 1962 01:17:37,714 --> 01:17:38,794 What's the matter, Ex? 1963 01:17:39,954 --> 01:17:41,594 You want me to help a woman get divorced? 1964 01:17:41,914 --> 01:17:42,034 I was in a mental institution because of them 1965 01:17:42,034 --> 01:17:43,514 I was in a mental institution because of them 1966 01:17:43,554 --> 01:17:46,114 - Don't bring your issues into this, Adham - My issues? 1967 01:17:46,554 --> 01:17:48,034 Ex, you were love-struck from the moment you saw her 1968 01:17:48,034 --> 01:17:49,274 Ex, you were love-struck from the moment you saw her 1969 01:17:49,594 --> 01:17:51,234 and followed her around like an idiot 1970 01:17:52,714 --> 01:17:54,034 Idiot? I've had enough 1971 01:17:54,034 --> 01:17:54,874 Idiot? I've had enough 1972 01:17:55,234 --> 01:17:57,954 Look, I lay out the principles 1973 01:17:58,474 --> 01:17:59,554 and I break them 1974 01:17:59,954 --> 01:18:00,034 If you don't like it, you can piss off 1975 01:18:00,034 --> 01:18:02,594 If you don't like it, you can piss off 1976 01:18:04,074 --> 01:18:05,874 - I'll piss off - Me, too 1977 01:18:11,194 --> 01:18:12,034 God bless you you just ruined everything 1978 01:18:12,034 --> 01:18:14,834 God bless you you just ruined everything 1979 01:18:15,434 --> 01:18:16,434 That's okay, Ex 1980 01:18:16,954 --> 01:18:18,034 but don't forget to take Fortress of the Muslim with you when you go see him 1981 01:18:18,034 --> 01:18:20,914 but don't forget to take Fortress of the Muslim with you when you go see him 1982 01:18:25,714 --> 01:18:26,834 - I have a problem... - Out 1983 01:18:26,834 --> 01:18:28,434 - I just want to tell you that... - Out! 1984 01:18:30,794 --> 01:18:31,874 I thought I should tell you 1985 01:18:33,634 --> 01:18:34,714 You, too 1986 01:18:35,074 --> 01:18:36,034 if you don't like what I said there's the door 1987 01:18:36,034 --> 01:18:37,714 if you don't like what I said there's the door 1988 01:18:41,554 --> 01:18:42,034 Like I kept this running with you, I can keep it running with any animal like you 1989 01:18:42,034 --> 01:18:44,234 Like I kept this running with you, I can keep it running with any animal like you 1990 01:18:44,274 --> 01:18:45,994 Easy, dude don't bad-mouth me 1991 01:18:46,154 --> 01:18:48,034 I have nothing to do with this I'm just a bird in a tree 1992 01:18:48,034 --> 01:18:48,794 I have nothing to do with this I'm just a bird in a tree 1993 01:18:49,234 --> 01:18:52,874 - Piss off, you, too - Fine, I'll make you regret it 1994 01:19:21,434 --> 01:19:22,514 You know something, Naeem? 1995 01:19:23,754 --> 01:19:24,034 I'm surprised you went against Ex and came with me 1996 01:19:24,034 --> 01:19:26,994 I'm surprised you went against Ex and came with me 1997 01:19:27,594 --> 01:19:29,194 What are you saying? I didn't go against him 1998 01:19:29,234 --> 01:19:30,034 I wanted to tell him the internet was down and he kicked me out 1999 01:19:30,034 --> 01:19:31,714 I wanted to tell him the internet was down and he kicked me out 2000 01:19:31,754 --> 01:19:33,074 Are you with me now? 2001 01:19:33,474 --> 01:19:35,474 We're in the middle of the sea now I have no choice 2002 01:19:35,634 --> 01:19:36,034 - Did you know that the nearest land... - Zip it 2003 01:19:36,034 --> 01:19:37,794 - Did you know that the nearest land... - Zip it 2004 01:19:38,354 --> 01:19:39,394 Zip it! 2005 01:19:39,474 --> 01:19:42,034 Listen to what I'll say and do it to the letter 2006 01:19:42,034 --> 01:19:42,314 Listen to what I'll say and do it to the letter 2007 01:19:42,354 --> 01:19:44,914 I will, man, but get on with it and tell me what to do, please 2008 01:19:44,994 --> 01:19:47,594 - Go home and make up with your husband - What are you saying? 2009 01:19:47,634 --> 01:19:48,034 Am I here to divorce him or get back with him? 2010 01:19:48,034 --> 01:19:49,514 Am I here to divorce him or get back with him? 2011 01:19:49,514 --> 01:19:52,314 After you make up with him I want you to take him out to dinner 2012 01:19:52,314 --> 01:19:54,034 How about I wash his feet, too? 2013 01:19:54,034 --> 01:19:54,354 How about I wash his feet, too? 2014 01:19:54,354 --> 01:19:56,114 Will you let me finish or should I piss off? 2015 01:19:56,154 --> 01:19:57,234 - No, piss off - Okay 2016 01:19:57,234 --> 01:19:59,674 Hold on, Fareed Why did you get upset? Calm down 2017 01:20:00,074 --> 01:20:01,154 Go on, I'm listening 2018 01:20:01,314 --> 01:20:05,994 When you go out to dinner I want you to envy anything you see 2019 01:20:06,434 --> 01:20:07,474 Envy? 2020 01:20:07,954 --> 01:20:09,594 - I get it - Take this mic 2021 01:20:10,274 --> 01:20:12,034 It'll help me hear anything you and your husband say 2022 01:20:12,034 --> 01:20:12,794 It'll help me hear anything you and your husband say 2023 01:20:13,034 --> 01:20:14,754 I'm so glad we made up 2024 01:20:14,954 --> 01:20:18,034 - Even though you were a jerk - What? 2025 01:20:18,034 --> 01:20:18,154 - Even though you were a jerk - What? 2026 01:20:18,474 --> 01:20:20,594 I mean, you were a jerk, God bless 2027 01:20:21,274 --> 01:20:23,514 - God bless, God bless - I already said God bless 2028 01:20:23,634 --> 01:20:24,034 You will ride a bike 2029 01:20:24,034 --> 01:20:24,914 You will ride a bike 2030 01:20:25,234 --> 01:20:26,594 and I'll drive a white taxi 2031 01:20:26,954 --> 01:20:28,554 I'll bump into you very gently 2032 01:20:28,714 --> 01:20:30,034 but I need you to overreact and make it look like you're about to die 2033 01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:31,794 but I need you to overreact and make it look like you're about to die 2034 01:20:31,834 --> 01:20:33,634 What? What if I really die? 2035 01:20:33,674 --> 01:20:35,994 Don't worry I've planned everything to a tee 2036 01:20:40,314 --> 01:20:42,034 Wow, look, a man riding a bike 2037 01:20:42,034 --> 01:20:42,314 Wow, look, a man riding a bike 2038 01:20:42,634 --> 01:20:45,074 What's so special about it? A lot of people ride bikes 2039 01:20:45,074 --> 01:20:48,034 Yes, but I like people who act like foreigners and ride a bike 2040 01:20:48,034 --> 01:20:48,114 Yes, but I like people who act like foreigners and ride a bike 2041 01:20:48,154 --> 01:20:49,154 God bless, God bless 2042 01:20:49,194 --> 01:20:51,394 The light turned green, Munir 2043 01:20:51,794 --> 01:20:53,594 - I'm waiting for you - Please no, Ex 2044 01:20:53,834 --> 01:20:54,034 I'm afraid I'll die from the crash 2045 01:20:54,034 --> 01:20:55,074 I'm afraid I'll die from the crash 2046 01:20:55,074 --> 01:20:56,914 Don't be afraid, man I'll bump into you 2047 01:21:03,954 --> 01:21:05,794 I won't move an inch, I'm too scared 2048 01:21:05,834 --> 01:21:06,034 I'll bump into you gently 2049 01:21:06,034 --> 01:21:08,274 I'll bump into you gently 2050 01:21:08,514 --> 01:21:09,674 Don't be afraid, go for it 2051 01:21:15,034 --> 01:21:16,234 - You're an unlucky woman - No 2052 01:21:16,274 --> 01:21:18,034 - You're an unlucky woman, oh my God! - I swear I said it in my head 2053 01:21:18,034 --> 01:21:18,994 - You're an unlucky woman, oh my God! - I swear I said it in my head 2054 01:21:19,034 --> 01:21:21,274 - You didn't say, God bless - I said it in my head 2055 01:21:21,314 --> 01:21:23,314 You didn't say, God bless you unlucky woman 2056 01:21:23,474 --> 01:21:24,034 I told you not to be afraid 2057 01:21:24,034 --> 01:21:24,914 I told you not to be afraid 2058 01:21:25,874 --> 01:21:27,954 Keep your head down so I can see the road 2059 01:21:28,834 --> 01:21:30,034 I don't want you to worry when you catch on fire 2060 01:21:30,034 --> 01:21:32,194 I don't want you to worry when you catch on fire 2061 01:21:32,314 --> 01:21:35,074 I want you to run to me and lie down on the floor, and I'll put it out 2062 01:21:35,074 --> 01:21:36,034 I'll catch on fire? But I might get burned 2063 01:21:36,034 --> 01:21:37,194 I'll catch on fire? But I might get burned 2064 01:21:37,194 --> 01:21:38,954 - Do you pray? - Yes, thank God 2065 01:21:38,994 --> 01:21:41,274 Well, it is well known that fire can't burn a believer 2066 01:21:41,834 --> 01:21:42,034 In God we trust 2067 01:21:42,034 --> 01:21:42,914 In God we trust 2068 01:21:46,554 --> 01:21:47,754 God bless 2069 01:21:48,514 --> 01:21:51,074 God bless, this is wonderful 2070 01:21:51,434 --> 01:21:54,034 - The place is great - And the pasta is so delicious 2071 01:21:54,034 --> 01:21:54,554 - The place is great - And the pasta is so delicious 2072 01:21:54,594 --> 01:21:56,354 Why don't you just say God bless so nothing befall us? 2073 01:21:56,394 --> 01:21:59,474 God bless don't let envy control you like this 2074 01:21:59,514 --> 01:22:00,034 Say it, you have nothing to lose I'm afraid of these things 2075 01:22:00,034 --> 01:22:02,954 Say it, you have nothing to lose I'm afraid of these things 2076 01:22:02,954 --> 01:22:04,474 Have you ever seen me envy someone? 2077 01:22:04,514 --> 01:22:06,034 - You just killed a man - Yes 2078 01:22:06,034 --> 01:22:06,394 - You just killed a man - Yes 2079 01:22:06,434 --> 01:22:07,874 - Drink - The juice here... 2080 01:22:07,914 --> 01:22:09,474 Just drink 2081 01:22:10,954 --> 01:22:12,034 - Are you ready? - I can't even stand 2082 01:22:12,034 --> 01:22:13,994 - Are you ready? - I can't even stand 2083 01:22:14,474 --> 01:22:17,434 - I think my pelvis is broken - No, pull yourself together, champ 2084 01:22:17,554 --> 01:22:18,034 Give me this 2085 01:22:18,034 --> 01:22:18,714 Give me this 2086 01:22:18,954 --> 01:22:20,674 It won't take more than five minutes 2087 01:22:20,874 --> 01:22:24,034 We'll finish this quickly and rush to Dar Al Fouad Hospital 2088 01:22:24,034 --> 01:22:24,274 We'll finish this quickly and rush to Dar Al Fouad Hospital 2089 01:22:24,514 --> 01:22:26,354 where you'll be as good as new 2090 01:22:26,754 --> 01:22:27,794 Okay 2091 01:22:29,554 --> 01:22:30,034 But I... 2092 01:22:30,034 --> 01:22:30,554 But I... 2093 01:22:31,394 --> 01:22:32,434 I can't see 2094 01:22:32,434 --> 01:22:34,674 Will you stop whining or should I kick you in your broken pelvis? 2095 01:22:34,714 --> 01:22:36,034 No, no need I'll do it 2096 01:22:36,034 --> 01:22:37,234 No, no need I'll do it 2097 01:22:37,234 --> 01:22:39,714 - Quickly - Fine, it's okay 2098 01:22:49,954 --> 01:22:51,954 Look how deftly he handles fire 2099 01:22:52,074 --> 01:22:54,034 - He didn't even burn - I'm on fire! 2100 01:22:54,034 --> 01:22:54,474 - He didn't even burn - I'm on fire! 2101 01:22:54,634 --> 01:22:55,874 Oh my God! 2102 01:22:55,874 --> 01:22:58,154 Why didn't you say God bless? He caught on fire 2103 01:22:58,354 --> 01:23:00,034 - He caught on fire, why didn't you say it? - He caught on fire before I could say it 2104 01:23:00,034 --> 01:23:02,514 - He caught on fire, why didn't you say it? - He caught on fire before I could say it 2105 01:23:02,554 --> 01:23:05,954 - Oh my God! - He's on fire, oh my God! 2106 01:23:06,114 --> 01:23:09,394 The waiter caught on fire because you didn't say God bless 2107 01:23:09,434 --> 01:23:12,034 I'm on fire 2108 01:23:12,034 --> 01:23:12,114 I'm on fire 2109 01:23:12,154 --> 01:23:14,994 - Oh my God! - Lie down on the floor 2110 01:23:15,034 --> 01:23:18,034 Lie on the floor Lie on the floor, you idiot 2111 01:23:18,034 --> 01:23:18,074 Lie on the floor Lie on the floor, you idiot 2112 01:23:18,194 --> 01:23:19,554 Oh my God! 2113 01:23:20,274 --> 01:23:22,554 I'm on fire everyone is on fire 2114 01:23:22,594 --> 01:23:24,034 - Why is it my fault? - My face is burning 2115 01:23:24,034 --> 01:23:24,314 - Why is it my fault? - My face is burning 2116 01:23:24,354 --> 01:23:26,754 - Why do you blame me for everything? - You're an unlucky woman 2117 01:23:26,754 --> 01:23:29,394 - What's wrong, honey? Are you on fire? - I'm on fire! 2118 01:23:29,634 --> 01:23:30,034 I'm on fire, God bless 2119 01:23:30,034 --> 01:23:31,594 I'm on fire, God bless 2120 01:23:31,754 --> 01:23:33,514 - Get this, too - What? 2121 01:23:33,554 --> 01:23:36,034 You're divorced, God bless 2122 01:23:36,034 --> 01:23:36,754 You're divorced, God bless 2123 01:23:36,754 --> 01:23:38,474 To hell with you, you unlucky man 2124 01:23:39,234 --> 01:23:40,394 I'm on fire 2125 01:23:41,874 --> 01:23:42,034 Oh God 2126 01:23:42,034 --> 01:23:43,234 Oh God 2127 01:23:43,274 --> 01:23:45,074 Say God bless 2128 01:23:45,074 --> 01:23:46,714 What did you do? 2129 01:23:46,794 --> 01:23:48,034 You said fire can't burn a believer 2130 01:23:48,034 --> 01:23:49,354 You said fire can't burn a believer 2131 01:23:49,834 --> 01:23:51,954 It burned down the entire restaurant 2132 01:23:56,074 --> 01:23:58,154 Wow, it's so beautiful 2133 01:23:58,634 --> 01:24:00,034 What? Aren't you going to thank me? 2134 01:24:00,034 --> 01:24:00,674 What? Aren't you going to thank me? 2135 01:24:00,754 --> 01:24:02,674 Thank you for what? Your assistant did everything 2136 01:24:02,714 --> 01:24:06,034 but still thank you for helping me change my life 2137 01:24:06,034 --> 01:24:06,074 but still thank you for helping me change my life 2138 01:24:06,354 --> 01:24:07,634 You changed my life 2139 01:24:08,154 --> 01:24:09,354 and you've done it twice now 2140 01:24:09,394 --> 01:24:10,954 - For the better? - You made me stronger 2141 01:24:11,874 --> 01:24:12,034 You made me stronger the first time 2142 01:24:12,034 --> 01:24:13,314 You made me stronger the first time 2143 01:24:13,914 --> 01:24:14,994 You know something? 2144 01:24:15,434 --> 01:24:18,034 Back in college, I used to stand in front of the mirror to style my hair for hours 2145 01:24:18,034 --> 01:24:18,754 Back in college, I used to stand in front of the mirror to style my hair for hours 2146 01:24:19,074 --> 01:24:20,754 just to say hi to you 2147 01:24:21,994 --> 01:24:23,794 and still, you and your friends made fun of me 2148 01:24:24,834 --> 01:24:28,274 but it turned me into Ex a strong, unshakable man 2149 01:24:29,194 --> 01:24:30,034 who doesn't care about anything 2150 01:24:30,034 --> 01:24:30,434 who doesn't care about anything 2151 01:24:30,794 --> 01:24:31,874 As for the second time 2152 01:24:32,594 --> 01:24:34,074 you made me weaker 2153 01:24:35,154 --> 01:24:36,034 When you showed up in my life and needed my help 2154 01:24:36,034 --> 01:24:37,034 When you showed up in my life and needed my help 2155 01:24:38,114 --> 01:24:41,994 I felt like a human being with feelings and emotions 2156 01:24:42,994 --> 01:24:44,834 a feeling I had missed for many years 2157 01:24:46,474 --> 01:24:47,514 That's why... 2158 01:24:48,554 --> 01:24:51,754 I decided to sacrifice everything and spend the rest of my life with you 2159 01:24:52,994 --> 01:24:53,994 Tiba 2160 01:24:54,634 --> 01:24:55,834 you created Ex 2161 01:24:56,794 --> 01:24:57,834 and you destroyed him, too 2162 01:25:02,274 --> 01:25:03,274 What is this? 2163 01:25:04,274 --> 01:25:06,034 Your grandmother's ring the one you sold for pennies 2164 01:25:06,034 --> 01:25:06,714 Your grandmother's ring the one you sold for pennies 2165 01:25:07,434 --> 01:25:09,354 - Can you leave now? - Leave? 2166 01:25:09,874 --> 01:25:10,994 Leave, and don't be stupid 2167 01:25:10,994 --> 01:25:12,034 - What are you saying, Tiba? - I said leave 2168 01:25:12,034 --> 01:25:12,474 - What are you saying, Tiba? - I said leave 2169 01:25:12,514 --> 01:25:14,274 I've got you now, Ex 2170 01:25:15,154 --> 01:25:17,634 - Munir? - I'm not Munir 2171 01:25:22,234 --> 01:25:23,354 I'm Munira 2172 01:25:23,834 --> 01:25:24,034 the head of the enlightened women's society 2173 01:25:24,034 --> 01:25:26,114 the head of the enlightened women's society 2174 01:25:26,634 --> 01:25:30,034 I disguised myself as a man and infiltrated your company and your team 2175 01:25:30,034 --> 01:25:32,034 I disguised myself as a man and infiltrated your company and your team 2176 01:25:32,594 --> 01:25:36,034 and I brought with me all the women whose lives you destroyed 2177 01:25:36,034 --> 01:25:36,634 and I brought with me all the women whose lives you destroyed 2178 01:25:36,674 --> 01:25:37,674 Come out 2179 01:25:39,434 --> 01:25:40,994 I'm sure you don't understand anything 2180 01:25:41,314 --> 01:25:42,034 Don't worry, I'll tell you everything 2181 01:25:42,034 --> 01:25:43,674 Don't worry, I'll tell you everything 2182 01:25:44,154 --> 01:25:47,554 I got a call from Shawkat Shal's ex-wife 2183 01:25:47,594 --> 01:25:48,034 and she told me everything that happened 2184 01:25:48,034 --> 01:25:49,634 and she told me everything that happened 2185 01:25:50,154 --> 01:25:53,154 after she found out that you were the reason for her divorce 2186 01:26:01,994 --> 01:26:03,034 Okay 2187 01:26:03,394 --> 01:26:05,514 - Consider it done - "Enlightened Women's Society" 2188 01:26:05,514 --> 01:26:06,034 The photos and videos that Shawkat Shal's ex-wife sent us 2189 01:26:06,034 --> 01:26:08,634 The photos and videos that Shawkat Shal's ex-wife sent us 2190 01:26:08,794 --> 01:26:11,314 revealed Mr. Ex's true identity 2191 01:26:11,514 --> 01:26:12,034 Let's report the bastard who ruined our lives 2192 01:26:12,034 --> 01:26:13,874 Let's report the bastard who ruined our lives 2193 01:26:14,034 --> 01:26:16,594 If we do that, he might get away 2194 01:26:17,274 --> 01:26:18,034 the men will admire him more and his business will flourish 2195 01:26:18,034 --> 01:26:19,594 the men will admire him more and his business will flourish 2196 01:26:19,674 --> 01:26:21,394 We must expose him first 2197 01:26:21,514 --> 01:26:23,914 and destroy him in front of the men of Egypt 2198 01:26:24,074 --> 01:26:25,234 Then we can report him 2199 01:26:25,354 --> 01:26:29,474 Running into Tiba in Greece made things easy for us 2200 01:26:29,794 --> 01:26:30,034 and we decided that she would be the bait to catch you 2201 01:26:30,034 --> 01:26:32,954 and we decided that she would be the bait to catch you 2202 01:26:33,434 --> 01:26:35,394 As for what happened after your return from Greece 2203 01:26:35,714 --> 01:26:36,034 none of it was a coincidence 2204 01:26:36,034 --> 01:26:37,474 none of it was a coincidence 2205 01:26:37,714 --> 01:26:39,954 because I planned for it all to happen 2206 01:26:54,474 --> 01:26:58,074 Right, I forgot to tell you this Mr. Olfat Al Alfi 2207 01:26:58,594 --> 01:27:00,034 he's not a murderer, a drug dealer 2208 01:27:00,034 --> 01:27:01,034 he's not a murderer, a drug dealer 2209 01:27:01,434 --> 01:27:02,714 or Tiba's husband 2210 01:27:03,834 --> 01:27:06,034 He's Suhila's brother who was married to the musician 2211 01:27:06,034 --> 01:27:07,634 He's Suhila's brother who was married to the musician 2212 01:27:07,794 --> 01:27:11,394 you know, the woman you destroyed her life and got institutionalized because of you 2213 01:27:11,554 --> 01:27:12,034 "The bad and the good" 2214 01:27:12,034 --> 01:27:13,074 "The bad and the good" 2215 01:27:13,714 --> 01:27:15,314 "Which one of us is right?" 2216 01:27:15,754 --> 01:27:18,034 "Me or my wife?" 2217 01:27:18,034 --> 01:27:20,034 "Me or my wife?" 2218 01:27:20,314 --> 01:27:21,914 How can my sister be told that? 2219 01:27:24,314 --> 01:27:25,954 I swear I'll do something bad to him 2220 01:27:26,154 --> 01:27:27,314 Help me, Fareed 2221 01:27:27,314 --> 01:27:29,714 My husband sent men to assault me and I don't know what to do 2222 01:27:29,994 --> 01:27:30,034 I've sent you the location come quickly, please 2223 01:27:30,034 --> 01:27:33,594 I've sent you the location come quickly, please 2224 01:27:34,234 --> 01:27:36,034 - Hey, do I look cute? - You're very cute 2225 01:27:36,034 --> 01:27:36,474 - Hey, do I look cute? - You're very cute 2226 01:27:36,514 --> 01:27:39,034 Listen, I want you to beat him black and blue when he comes 2227 01:27:48,994 --> 01:27:50,634 Goodbye, Ex 2228 01:27:51,154 --> 01:27:53,194 The corruption of the best is the worst 2229 01:27:56,514 --> 01:27:57,714 We'd like a statement, ma'am 2230 01:27:57,754 --> 01:28:00,034 You'll know everything after the investigations are over 2231 01:28:00,034 --> 01:28:00,354 You'll know everything after the investigations are over 2232 01:28:11,394 --> 01:28:12,034 "Supreme Judicial Council" 2233 01:28:12,034 --> 01:28:13,074 "Supreme Judicial Council" 2234 01:28:13,074 --> 01:28:15,914 What goes around comes around Ex has fallen 2235 01:28:16,274 --> 01:28:18,034 Dear viewers Ex is in the clutches of justice 2236 01:28:18,034 --> 01:28:18,994 Dear viewers Ex is in the clutches of justice 2237 01:28:19,154 --> 01:28:21,914 Ex's fall from grace was beyond doubt 2238 01:28:22,554 --> 01:28:24,034 Where would he go? He destroyed so many lives 2239 01:28:24,034 --> 01:28:25,154 Where would he go? He destroyed so many lives 2240 01:28:25,394 --> 01:28:29,914 Finally, after a long wait the most dangerous man in Egypt is on trial 2241 01:28:30,274 --> 01:28:31,954 A man everyone searched for 2242 01:28:32,394 --> 01:28:35,474 A man who caused panic in our society 2243 01:28:36,394 --> 01:28:38,434 Ex was a man who ruined homes 2244 01:28:38,594 --> 01:28:40,954 and indeed managed to destroy many families 2245 01:28:41,114 --> 01:28:42,034 We'll be with you in special coverage of Mr. Ex's trial 2246 01:28:42,034 --> 01:28:44,114 We'll be with you in special coverage of Mr. Ex's trial 2247 01:28:59,834 --> 01:29:00,034 You slanderer 2248 01:29:00,034 --> 01:29:00,914 You slanderer 2249 01:29:05,434 --> 01:29:06,034 "Justice is the basis of ruling" 2250 01:29:06,034 --> 01:29:06,634 "Justice is the basis of ruling" 2251 01:29:07,234 --> 01:29:08,274 Okay, Fareed 2252 01:29:08,954 --> 01:29:12,034 since you denied all the accusations made by these divorced women 2253 01:29:12,034 --> 01:29:13,754 since you denied all the accusations made by these divorced women 2254 01:29:14,714 --> 01:29:17,034 and refused to have a lawyer present to defend you 2255 01:29:17,754 --> 01:29:18,034 - would you like to say anything? - Yes, Your Honor 2256 01:29:18,034 --> 01:29:19,914 - would you like to say anything? - Yes, Your Honor 2257 01:29:20,154 --> 01:29:21,994 - Go ahead - I'm not Ex 2258 01:29:23,394 --> 01:29:24,034 But if this Ex is indeed guilty 2259 01:29:24,034 --> 01:29:25,914 But if this Ex is indeed guilty 2260 01:29:26,074 --> 01:29:28,634 then please tell me, Your Honor what is he guilty of? 2261 01:29:28,794 --> 01:29:30,034 Once a man is born he sees only one woman, his mother 2262 01:29:30,034 --> 01:29:32,074 Once a man is born he sees only one woman, his mother 2263 01:29:32,834 --> 01:29:34,914 the only woman who loves him unconditionally 2264 01:29:35,354 --> 01:29:36,034 She cleans, mops, and cooks for him 2265 01:29:36,034 --> 01:29:37,194 She cleans, mops, and cooks for him 2266 01:29:37,354 --> 01:29:40,474 and takes care of every detail of his life for nothing 2267 01:29:40,834 --> 01:29:41,834 Free of charge 2268 01:29:41,994 --> 01:29:42,034 The problem starts when this wonderful woman gets older 2269 01:29:42,034 --> 01:29:44,554 The problem starts when this wonderful woman gets older 2270 01:29:45,514 --> 01:29:48,034 and tells him that she wants to see him married and happy 2271 01:29:48,034 --> 01:29:48,514 and tells him that she wants to see him married and happy 2272 01:29:48,634 --> 01:29:51,474 so he starts looking for a wife who has the same qualities as his mother 2273 01:29:51,514 --> 01:29:52,794 like a miniature version of her 2274 01:29:52,954 --> 01:29:54,034 but to make that wife do what his mother used to do for him 2275 01:29:54,034 --> 01:29:56,114 but to make that wife do what his mother used to do for him 2276 01:29:56,274 --> 01:30:00,034 he has to hire a driver and a maid and spend a lot of money on her 2277 01:30:00,034 --> 01:30:00,634 he has to hire a driver and a maid and spend a lot of money on her 2278 01:30:00,714 --> 01:30:05,154 and after all that, she loves him one-tenth as much as his mother did 2279 01:30:05,354 --> 01:30:06,034 The man finds himself overwhelmed and lost 2280 01:30:06,034 --> 01:30:07,794 The man finds himself overwhelmed and lost 2281 01:30:08,234 --> 01:30:09,394 and he starts making mistakes 2282 01:30:10,114 --> 01:30:11,994 These mistakes are just a way to numb the pain 2283 01:30:12,314 --> 01:30:15,474 Ex prevents these mistakes before they happen 2284 01:30:15,754 --> 01:30:17,594 Yes, but not all men make these mistakes 2285 01:30:17,594 --> 01:30:18,034 Yes, you're right, Your Honor not all men make these mistakes 2286 01:30:18,034 --> 01:30:20,154 Yes, you're right, Your Honor not all men make these mistakes 2287 01:30:20,514 --> 01:30:22,514 But the man who makes no mistakes runs away 2288 01:30:22,834 --> 01:30:24,034 He goes with his friends to the cafe 2289 01:30:24,034 --> 01:30:24,274 He goes with his friends to the cafe 2290 01:30:24,674 --> 01:30:26,434 and five minutes later, he gets a call 2291 01:30:26,554 --> 01:30:28,914 "Where are you? I'm hanging with my friends in the cafe" 2292 01:30:29,314 --> 01:30:30,034 "Who are they? What are you doing and eating?" 2293 01:30:30,034 --> 01:30:31,114 "Who are they? What are you doing and eating?" 2294 01:30:31,354 --> 01:30:32,674 If that were his mother 2295 01:30:33,194 --> 01:30:34,954 she'd tell him to have fun with his friends 2296 01:30:35,074 --> 01:30:36,034 and ask him if he had dinner or if she should make him some 2297 01:30:36,034 --> 01:30:36,874 and ask him if he had dinner or if she should make him some 2298 01:30:37,594 --> 01:30:38,594 Unfortunately, You Honor 2299 01:30:39,194 --> 01:30:42,034 but any man who tried to look for his mother's qualities in his wife 2300 01:30:42,034 --> 01:30:42,434 but any man who tried to look for his mother's qualities in his wife 2301 01:30:42,674 --> 01:30:43,874 he'd be living with his mother 2302 01:30:44,194 --> 01:30:47,154 - What are you trying to say, Fareed? - I'm saying marriage is a choice 2303 01:30:47,594 --> 01:30:48,034 We were raised to make the wrong one 2304 01:30:48,034 --> 01:30:49,034 We were raised to make the wrong one 2305 01:30:49,594 --> 01:30:51,834 the one that suits our community and family 2306 01:30:52,514 --> 01:30:54,034 and forgot the one that suits us 2307 01:30:54,154 --> 01:30:56,354 If we chose the one that suited us and made us happy 2308 01:30:56,754 --> 01:31:00,034 Ex and his ilk couldn't have destabilized any family 2309 01:31:00,034 --> 01:31:00,194 Ex and his ilk couldn't have destabilized any family 2310 01:31:00,994 --> 01:31:03,354 Excuse me, Your Honor but I have one last question 2311 01:31:04,074 --> 01:31:05,354 If I'm indeed Ex 2312 01:31:05,394 --> 01:31:06,034 why didn't any of these divorced men accuse me? 2313 01:31:06,034 --> 01:31:09,474 why didn't any of these divorced men accuse me? 2314 01:31:10,034 --> 01:31:11,594 The decision is up to you, Your Honor 2315 01:31:11,714 --> 01:31:12,034 That's not him 2316 01:31:12,034 --> 01:31:16,354 That's not him 2317 01:31:16,394 --> 01:31:17,474 That's not him 2318 01:31:17,514 --> 01:31:18,034 Silence in the court 2319 01:31:18,034 --> 01:31:19,154 Silence in the court 2320 01:31:19,594 --> 01:31:22,834 The prosecution asks the court for permission to hear witness statements 2321 01:31:23,554 --> 01:31:24,034 Call the witnesses, son 2322 01:31:24,034 --> 01:31:24,634 Call the witnesses, son 2323 01:31:24,754 --> 01:31:27,554 The first witness, Khaled Ibrahim Omran 2324 01:31:28,194 --> 01:31:30,034 The man who helped me get a divorce was Mr. Ex 2325 01:31:30,034 --> 01:31:30,514 The man who helped me get a divorce was Mr. Ex 2326 01:31:30,674 --> 01:31:32,794 but this man is not Mr. Ex 2327 01:31:32,834 --> 01:31:36,034 I don't think Ex would do what they're saying, Your Honor 2328 01:31:36,034 --> 01:31:36,634 I don't think Ex would do what they're saying, Your Honor 2329 01:31:36,674 --> 01:31:39,154 He was bold, may God help us 2330 01:31:39,434 --> 01:31:41,634 That man? He's just a fool 2331 01:31:41,794 --> 01:31:42,034 He was short and fat 2332 01:31:42,034 --> 01:31:43,354 He was short and fat 2333 01:31:43,394 --> 01:31:45,434 but this man is a skinny bastard 2334 01:31:45,514 --> 01:31:48,034 I know Ex very well we've been friends for a long time 2335 01:31:48,034 --> 01:31:48,114 I know Ex very well we've been friends for a long time 2336 01:31:48,194 --> 01:31:50,114 but this man is not Ex 2337 01:31:50,154 --> 01:31:51,834 Look at him and tell me if he's Ex or not 2338 01:31:52,314 --> 01:31:54,034 Where are you looking? Look over there 2339 01:31:54,034 --> 01:31:54,634 Where are you looking? Look over there 2340 01:31:54,634 --> 01:31:55,714 The cell is there 2341 01:31:55,794 --> 01:31:59,154 I told you, I don't think Ex would do what they're accusing him of 2342 01:31:59,194 --> 01:32:00,034 Don't talk, point with your hands 2343 01:32:00,034 --> 01:32:00,594 Don't talk, point with your hands 2344 01:32:02,074 --> 01:32:03,714 That's not him Okay, thank you 2345 01:32:03,794 --> 01:32:05,434 - No, that's not him - That's not him 2346 01:32:05,594 --> 01:32:06,034 - That's not him - That's not him 2347 01:32:06,034 --> 01:32:07,394 - That's not him - That's not him 2348 01:32:07,554 --> 01:32:09,314 - That's not him - That's not him 2349 01:32:09,674 --> 01:32:11,354 That's not him 2350 01:32:11,394 --> 01:32:12,034 Are you going to sing it? I'll throw you in jail 2351 01:32:12,034 --> 01:32:12,954 Are you going to sing it? I'll throw you in jail 2352 01:32:14,234 --> 01:32:15,234 That's not him 2353 01:32:17,194 --> 01:32:18,034 - Speak, son - Right, that's not him 2354 01:32:18,034 --> 01:32:20,234 - Speak, son - Right, that's not him 2355 01:32:20,354 --> 01:32:24,034 That's not him 2356 01:32:24,034 --> 01:32:24,554 That's not him 2357 01:32:24,594 --> 01:32:26,634 That's not him 2358 01:32:26,674 --> 01:32:28,674 That's not him 2359 01:32:28,714 --> 01:32:30,034 That's not him 2360 01:32:30,034 --> 01:32:30,714 That's not him 2361 01:32:30,754 --> 01:32:32,794 That's not him 2362 01:32:32,834 --> 01:32:35,674 That's not him 2363 01:32:35,714 --> 01:32:36,034 That's not him 2364 01:32:36,034 --> 01:32:39,954 That's not him 2365 01:32:39,994 --> 01:32:42,034 That's not him 2366 01:32:42,034 --> 01:32:43,994 That's not him 2367 01:32:44,034 --> 01:32:45,914 That's not him 2368 01:32:45,954 --> 01:32:48,034 That's not him 2369 01:32:48,034 --> 01:32:49,874 That's not him 2370 01:32:49,914 --> 01:32:51,754 That's not him 2371 01:32:51,794 --> 01:32:54,034 That's not him 2372 01:32:54,034 --> 01:32:57,954 That's not him 2373 01:32:57,994 --> 01:32:59,954 That's not him 2374 01:32:59,994 --> 01:33:00,034 That's not him 2375 01:33:00,034 --> 01:33:02,194 That's not him 2376 01:33:02,234 --> 01:33:04,194 That's not him 2377 01:33:05,354 --> 01:33:06,034 - That's not him - Your Honor 2378 01:33:06,034 --> 01:33:07,554 - That's not him - Your Honor 2379 01:33:08,874 --> 01:33:10,914 - I have something important to say - Approach 2380 01:33:15,594 --> 01:33:18,034 Your Honor, they are liars 2381 01:33:18,034 --> 01:33:18,354 Your Honor, they are liars 2382 01:33:18,754 --> 01:33:20,634 All the witnesses were lying 2383 01:33:21,154 --> 01:33:23,514 Your Honor, you must hear the testimony of someone important 2384 01:33:23,514 --> 01:33:24,034 - Who? - Tiba Aziz Al Akkad 2385 01:33:24,034 --> 01:33:25,714 - Who? - Tiba Aziz Al Akkad 2386 01:33:27,594 --> 01:33:28,634 Let her in 2387 01:33:33,674 --> 01:33:35,074 I'm Tiba Aziz Al Akkad 2388 01:33:35,194 --> 01:33:36,034 I'm a law graduate and currently working as a masseuse 2389 01:33:36,034 --> 01:33:37,554 I'm a law graduate and currently working as a masseuse 2390 01:33:40,594 --> 01:33:41,834 Silence 2391 01:33:42,154 --> 01:33:43,194 Go on 2392 01:33:43,274 --> 01:33:46,034 A woman has always been treated like a second-class human being 2393 01:33:46,634 --> 01:33:48,034 Her brother is more important than her not only her brother 2394 01:33:48,034 --> 01:33:48,634 Her brother is more important than her not only her brother 2395 01:33:48,674 --> 01:33:50,914 but every male in the house even if it's a dog or a cat 2396 01:33:51,314 --> 01:33:53,314 She can't go out or be late 2397 01:33:53,954 --> 01:33:54,034 So, she thinks that the first man who proposes to her 2398 01:33:54,034 --> 01:33:56,034 So, she thinks that the first man who proposes to her 2399 01:33:56,074 --> 01:33:58,754 will free her from the prison her father threw her into 2400 01:33:59,234 --> 01:34:00,034 But a year later she finds out she's in a new prison 2401 01:34:00,034 --> 01:34:01,314 But a year later she finds out she's in a new prison 2402 01:34:01,714 --> 01:34:02,754 her husband's prison 2403 01:34:03,034 --> 01:34:05,074 She can't wear what she wants or have a night out 2404 01:34:05,394 --> 01:34:06,034 And if she decides to work 2405 01:34:06,034 --> 01:34:06,634 And if she decides to work 2406 01:34:06,674 --> 01:34:09,314 he tells her she can't because she has to take care of the kids 2407 01:34:09,754 --> 01:34:10,834 Even her name 2408 01:34:11,234 --> 01:34:12,034 it's a disgrace to say it 2409 01:34:12,034 --> 01:34:12,314 it's a disgrace to say it 2410 01:34:12,514 --> 01:34:15,554 so she is called by the name of her kids like Um Ibrahim or Um Saad 2411 01:34:16,074 --> 01:34:17,634 And if she decides to ask for a divorce 2412 01:34:17,834 --> 01:34:18,034 she can't because it's a disgrace in our society 2413 01:34:18,034 --> 01:34:19,714 she can't because it's a disgrace in our society 2414 01:34:20,074 --> 01:34:22,354 The word divorced has become a stigma for women 2415 01:34:22,954 --> 01:34:24,034 because, unfortunately, Your Honor we live in a patriarchal society 2416 01:34:24,034 --> 01:34:25,594 because, unfortunately, Your Honor we live in a patriarchal society 2417 01:34:26,114 --> 01:34:27,954 Yes, Ex is a criminal 2418 01:34:28,234 --> 01:34:30,034 because he helped men get divorced but he never helped a woman 2419 01:34:30,034 --> 01:34:30,674 because he helped men get divorced but he never helped a woman 2420 01:34:30,834 --> 01:34:32,754 Who will help all these women, Your Honor? 2421 01:34:33,234 --> 01:34:35,234 What a shame I wish you had caught Ex 2422 01:34:35,554 --> 01:34:36,034 Then, who is this man in the cell? 2423 01:34:36,034 --> 01:34:36,954 Then, who is this man in the cell? 2424 01:34:38,874 --> 01:34:40,194 That man is not Ex 2425 01:34:45,314 --> 01:34:46,674 You'll have my ruling after deliberation 2426 01:35:02,794 --> 01:35:03,834 You owe me big-time 2427 01:35:03,954 --> 01:35:05,634 But who will be punished for this perjury? 2428 01:35:05,754 --> 01:35:06,034 It's not a big deal 2429 01:35:06,034 --> 01:35:07,074 It's not a big deal 2430 01:35:07,114 --> 01:35:09,434 - Fast for three days to atone for your sin - Did I swear falsely? 2431 01:35:09,474 --> 01:35:12,034 - You're the one who got me in... - I don't want to hear anything 2432 01:35:12,154 --> 01:35:13,474 I want you to say just one thing 2433 01:35:14,274 --> 01:35:17,114 - I love you and forgive you - I love you and forgive you 2434 01:35:17,234 --> 01:35:18,034 - What's this? Again, Tiba? - No, I'm sure they're joking 2435 01:35:18,034 --> 01:35:19,794 - What's this? Again, Tiba? - No, I'm sure they're joking 2436 01:35:19,794 --> 01:35:20,914 I swear, I don't know them 2437 01:35:21,314 --> 01:35:23,154 I certainly don't know any criminals 2438 01:35:23,314 --> 01:35:24,034 What do you mean, woman? 2439 01:35:24,034 --> 01:35:24,314 What do you mean, woman? 2440 01:35:25,794 --> 01:35:27,474 I got into a fight in prison 2441 01:35:32,914 --> 01:35:34,754 Can you be a little late? I'm not ready yet 2442 01:35:34,794 --> 01:35:36,034 No, what are you talking about? I'm on my way 2443 01:35:36,034 --> 01:35:36,834 No, what are you talking about? I'm on my way 2444 01:35:37,354 --> 01:35:40,474 I swear to God Almighty, Tiba I'll be there in five minutes 2445 01:35:40,714 --> 01:35:42,034 I don't care if you're ready or not when I arrive, I'll drag you into the wedding hall 2446 01:35:42,034 --> 01:35:44,754 I don't care if you're ready or not when I arrive, I'll drag you into the wedding hall 2447 01:35:44,914 --> 01:35:46,794 - Hang up so you don't delay me - Hang up? 2448 01:35:46,914 --> 01:35:48,034 You called me to see the suit 2449 01:35:48,034 --> 01:35:48,554 You called me to see the suit 2450 01:35:48,634 --> 01:35:50,594 - Goodbye - I'm on my way 2451 01:35:51,234 --> 01:35:52,234 Goodbye 2452 01:37:07,074 --> 01:37:09,314 What? Am I late? 2453 01:37:09,354 --> 01:37:11,074 You've never been late, Ex 2454 01:37:13,914 --> 01:37:15,954 - What do you think of our new HQ? - It's great 2455 01:37:16,314 --> 01:37:17,474 We don't need more than this 2456 01:37:37,474 --> 01:37:39,634 "Sorry, see you later, Ex" 2457 01:37:43,394 --> 01:37:44,914 What do we have, Naeem? 2458 01:37:50,634 --> 01:37:51,634 He's divorcing Georgina 2459 01:37:53,834 --> 01:37:54,034 He's divorcing Rogina 2460 01:37:54,034 --> 01:37:54,914 He's divorcing Rogina 2461 01:37:55,154 --> 01:37:57,954 Since the work at the syndicate piled up on Mr. Ashraf's desk 2462 01:37:57,954 --> 01:37:59,914 he hasn't shown interest in Rogina as he used to 2463 01:37:59,954 --> 01:38:00,034 Mr. Ashraf became the head of the syndicate in 2003 and wanted to... 2464 01:38:00,034 --> 01:38:03,514 Mr. Ashraf became the head of the syndicate in 2003 and wanted to... 2465 01:38:03,874 --> 01:38:05,954 Do you want to bore the guy? We couldn't believe he's back 2466 01:38:06,154 --> 01:38:08,274 - I thought I'd tell you this - No, don't tell us that 2467 01:38:09,034 --> 01:38:10,234 Let's get to it 2468 01:38:10,954 --> 01:38:11,994 Divorce them all 2469 01:38:12,274 --> 01:38:13,754 - Divorce them all - Divorce them all 2470 01:38:13,914 --> 01:38:15,714 "Mr. EX" 2471 01:38:16,754 --> 01:38:18,034 "One year later" 2472 01:38:18,034 --> 01:38:20,474 "One year later" 2473 01:38:25,994 --> 01:38:28,354 He's the cutest man I've ever met 2474 01:38:29,154 --> 01:38:30,034 He's tall and burly with a kind and gentle heart 2475 01:38:30,034 --> 01:38:33,514 He's tall and burly with a kind and gentle heart 2476 01:38:34,434 --> 01:38:36,034 Every moment I spend with him feels like the happiest moment of my life 2477 01:38:36,034 --> 01:38:38,314 Every moment I spend with him feels like the happiest moment of my life 2478 01:38:38,794 --> 01:38:41,474 I'm losing my mind, I don't want to leave his side for even a minute 2479 01:38:42,034 --> 01:38:43,874 Why do you want to divorce him then? 2480 01:38:44,594 --> 01:38:47,154 What are you talking about? I'm talking about my lover 2481 01:38:47,634 --> 01:38:48,034 I came to you to help me divorce my husband 2482 01:38:48,034 --> 01:38:49,274 I came to you to help me divorce my husband 2483 01:38:49,314 --> 01:38:52,274 That is wonderful 2484 01:38:52,714 --> 01:38:53,874 It's a promising start 2485 01:38:54,514 --> 01:38:58,594 I charge 50 percent now and 50 percent after he leaves your life 2486 01:38:59,474 --> 01:39:00,034 - Deal - Deal 2487 01:39:00,034 --> 01:39:00,714 - Deal - Deal 2488 01:39:00,914 --> 01:39:02,274 "Mrs. EX" 2489 01:39:02,314 --> 01:39:06,034 "Goodbye from Mr. and Mrs. EX" 2490 01:39:06,034 --> 01:39:06,714 "Goodbye from Mr. and Mrs. EX" 187323