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Ready for this shit. It's only the first
quarter.
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I know, but we're not doing anything.
We're not even advancing. Look, the
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crusher is gonna destroy us. We've been
getting stopped the whole time. I don't
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understand. Just wait, wait, wait, wait.
Look, look, look.
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They got a first down already.
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Come on.
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Come on, come on.
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Yes! Yes! I told you. Yes! Awesome.
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Fuck yeah. You know what?
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Yeah. You know what? I appreciate you
watching this with me. My dad used to
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never do this with me.
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Really? Yeah, this is awesome.
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He's always at work and...
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Well, I'm really enjoying this too, son.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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That was a really good tackle. You see
that?
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Ooh, chips. The Destroyer? We get one.
We get one. Wait, the Destroyer just
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a great tackle. Come on, let me get a
chip. Celebration chip. Celebration
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Whoa, yeah!
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Yeah! Whoa!
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I just wanted to be a part of it, you
guys. It was so much fun. No way.
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Peter. How are you doing, Dad?
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Oh, excellent.
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Look, look.
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The Terminator. Watch it. Come on, come
on, come on.
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Yes, yes.
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His defense is really great.
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Go. Yes.
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You're such a loud stepbrother.
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Why are you even here? This is a guy's
game.
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Well, I like watching games with my dad.
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Get out of here. Pay attention. Pay
attention.
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Come on.
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Let's talk. Let's talk.
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What's happening?
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Well, they're going to get the first
down.
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Come on.
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They'll get it. They'll get it. First
down, baby. Yes.
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First down. First down.
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I'm going to go and get us some drinks,
okay?
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Do whatever you want. Do that. Go ahead.
Bye.
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Get out of here.
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Wait, wait.
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Look, the crusher, he's going to totally
destroy us. He did so good last season.
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I'm telling you, yeah.
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Have you seen his stats?
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It's crazy.
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Crazy, crazy. Overall beast.
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You heard he broke a guy's leg last
time. Yeah.
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I'm going to find him.
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Yeah, I like football.
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I'm fine. Fuck out of here. Yeah.
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Look, you saw that? Knocked his helmet
right off.
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Woo! Yeah!
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Come on, buddy. You guys can do shit.
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Awesome. This is awesome.
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You're a great kid. You're a great kid.
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Let's drink.
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Oh, yeah.
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You gotta get a cup of sugar.
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Look at my walls.
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Here you go.
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All right.
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Yeah. All right.
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Do this.
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Yeah. Come on.
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Look.
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He already did the conversion.
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You know, that's the thing about this
team. Like, we fucking come in clutch
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every time. No matter when, we always
come back. You know, they're just trying
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to run out the clock. Like, every year.
Every year.
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What?
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Oh,
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hell no!
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Now they're going to do... Watch,
they're going to do the video challenge.
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ball clearly, clearly passed over the
line.
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They got the 10 yards. They made
conversion.
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Now they're going to waste time.
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They're going to... Oh, kind of
bullshit.
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Are they calling this? I can't believe
it.
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No, no. It clearly passed the line.
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They got the conversion.
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They're up.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. Here it comes. Here
it comes.
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Oh, oh, yes.
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Yeah.
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Totally killing it. What the... Are you
serious?
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I'm so sorry. Watch.
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So sorry.
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Let me go get you a paper towel. Jesus.
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Yeah, yeah. Go, go, go. I'm so sorry.
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Go do whatever you need to do. Come on.
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Come on. We can do this.
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This is awesome.
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Field goal range.
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But get something off the board.
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Oh,
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man.
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Get it. Get it.
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Come on. Come on. They're wasting the
clock.
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Come on, move, move.
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Yeah, you tell them.
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No, no, no. It's ridiculous.
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It's ridiculous.
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They're at the 30. At the 30. They can
do this.
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Yeah, at the 30.
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At the 30.
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You know, they're always wasting the
clock.
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They'll be that second quarter any
minute now. They've got to score.
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When they're in that locker room, I
don't want to be in there.
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That defense has been holding them back
all day. They can barely score.
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Yeah, Dad?
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Uh -huh.
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Well, good defense. I mean, look how
many points they're all sitting down to.
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It's ridiculous.
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Hmm.
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They're practically at the second
quarter, and they've only scored once.
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What do you think, Peter?
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It's a great game. Come on. Yeah, it's
good. Aw, are you going to fumble that?
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This game is so good. Yeah.
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I can't. No, no, no. This ain't right.
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Oh, man.
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Did you see Smith?
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Smith in that snap.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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It's told that he has the best wrist at
being center.
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When he snaps the ball, he's just
awesome.
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Uh -huh. Yeah.
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Wrist. Yeah.
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Oh, they just got to ram it in there.
Ram it through.
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They just got to penetrate the end a
little.
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Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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Yeah.
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That tight end.
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He's one of the best.
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One of the best tight ends I've ever
seen.
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I'm wearing so much right now.
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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You should pay attention.
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I am.
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Look, they're at the 25.
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So that means... That means they could
always make a field goal if they want.
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And you're within striking zone. He can
strike and make a touchdown.
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All the way.
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Oh, come on.
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Faster, faster, faster.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Exactly.
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More conviction.
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Ram it in there already.
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Oh, come on.
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That's lame.
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You know what? They're burning out the
clock. It's almost like they're stroking
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this.
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You know, just wasting time. Just get in
there. They're trying to milk it. Yeah.
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Exactly. Milking it. You saw that? They
penetrated.
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Yep. They're in their zone.
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They're still badass.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That tight end?
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They say he's one of the best.
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Mm -hmm. Yeah. Smith?
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Huh? He just needs to stop dicking
around is what he needs to stop doing
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that conversion.
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Yeah, he needs to be ready to stop
dicking around.
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Man.
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Hey, Pop, do you want anything in the
house?
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Something to eat? A ham sandwich.
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Veggies? Something like that.
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Hurry up, hurry up, we gotta watch the
game. Oh, man.
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Oh, man.
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I can't believe this. Now more
commercials.
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Sometimes they really have good
commercials, but usually they're really
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Can't wait for that food.
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Oh, look, timeout. Great. I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good time, good
timing.
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Hurry up, hurry up, go, go, go.
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Dang, that was crazy.
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What are you, oh my God.
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Are you kidding?
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I'm so serious right now.
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Why don't you go in that bathroom really
quick?
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Oh my God.
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This is gonna happen right now.
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What? Yeah.
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Take this off.
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Take this off.
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Are you so hard?
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You know how awesome it was to feel your
dick out of the living room? That was
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so risky. I can't believe you did that.
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But it was such a turn off.
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You sure this is okay?
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Just do it quick. I mean, you are my
stepbrother, so it has to be, right?
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Yeah?
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Oh my god.
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Oh.
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I'll take care of it, don't worry.
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Oh my god.
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I love this. Love it.
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Both your hands are on the table. Both
your
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hands.
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Yeah. Just like that.
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Spit on it. Spit on it. Two heads again.
Spit on it. Two heads.
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Fuck you Are you
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really
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ready to fuck me though?
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I can't believe it.
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They ain't got four more yards to go.
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Oh, come on, man.
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You got a bootleg right behind him? He
won't even see it. Come on.
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You got to do it.
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Get into it.
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You got to go get the touchdown.
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Quarterback sneak.
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No problem.
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No problem.
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You got to stick right behind him.
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You just sneak that ball right behind
him and you'll never see it coming.
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He can get that first down. Take it all
the way home.
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You can do it.
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You can do it on down.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Are you ready for that?
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Can't believe we did that, huh?
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