All language subtitles for mile_high_s03e19

And I'm feeling.

Sorry, ladies, I'm not open yet.

It's her head night in a couple of
weeks. We're just researching venues.

You've come to the right place.

And instead of nights, they're all
specialities.

Tell you what, sit yourself down. I'll
mix you a complimentary cocktail and

we'll talk about what you need.

Why all the airline references?

Because I used to fly years ago with the
Fresh.

Snap! That is so freaky.

Do you know Lorna Newbold?

She's a senior person.

I know her very well.

In fact, I used to do her job.

Trained hundreds of crew.

Stop saying that.

She's got a cocktail called Steel Ball.

By any chance, are you Janice Steel?

Wagon Dragon.

Wicked Witch of the West.

Velociraptor.

At your service. You were like a total
legend in that place.

Really?

Weren't you there the day of the
incident?

Yeah.

I was on that flight.

That was the last one I ever flew.

What really happened?

How long have you got?

It all began with the promise of one
last perfect weekend.

I should have known there's no such
thing.

Especially not with a company as mean as
Fresh.

But who looks the gift horse in the
mouth?

Dear Janice, we were sorry to hear about
your recent hospital stay.

To assist your convalescence, we are
pleased to offer you the use of the

villa.

Enjoy your break and get well soon.

With best wishes from everyone at Fresh.

In recognition of your service to the
airline, we would like to offer you a

complimentary weekend at the company
villa.

We trust you'll find everything you need
for a relaxing and enjoyable stay.

This is all we've done.

Jocky, what are you doing here?

I could ask you the same question.

Jesus.

It's been a riot mix -up.

Terry and I were on the same flight out
and we found out we booked into the same

place.

Janice, you know Terry.

Who? You know, little Terry Jarvie.

She's put on a bit since the old days.

Sorry, Terry, I didn't recognise you.

Fresh gave her the villa as the
treasured ex -employee.

How weird is that?

Oh, typical Fresh. Couldn't organise a
fight at closing time.

Oh, lighten up.

It'll be a riot.

Girls' weekend.

There's plenty of space for all of us.

Come on, you lot. We've got a party to
start.

Terry and I will be having champagne
poolside if you care to join us.

So fresh.

Hello,

ladies.

Welcome to my home.

Denise? Janice?

Leanne? Terry and Jackie.

It isn't Fresh you have to thank for
this little treat.

It's me.

Who are you?

Nigel's wife. Oh, not for long, Janice.

The divorce is final on Monday.

Now, I did invite you down here with the
help of a little white lie, for which I

apologise.

You mean Fresh didn't muck this up at
all? This is all down to you.

Well, I wanted you to help me celebrate
the end of my marriage.

Why us?

What or who?

Could we possibly all have in common?

What would matter?

When?

Forget.

At least I'm trying to.

But it isn't just the five of us, is it?

Girls, come on over.

I would like to explain what we're doing
here.

Give or take the odd fumble I may have
missed.

You are everyone my husband's ever slept
with during the ten years of my

marriage. So I thought it only right
that you should be with me to mark its

Ladies, welcome.

My divorce weekend.

This slice of heaven is actually the
gateway to hell.

And I wasn't the only one headed in that
direction.

Well, hello, Mr Goran.

Unpronounceable second name of it.

Croats are so cute.

When you've finished picking out
tonight's shag, there's a coffee and tea

that needs to happen.

You're so uptight.

Trollies are set.

Ready to roll.

Sorry, champion.

It's all right, copy. I know it's not
you.

And no funny business with the
applicants tonight, all right? We go by

Yeah. Because senior crew sleeping with
new recruits is totally against the

rules. I mean, that never happened when
I joined fresh, does it now, Kevin?

Let's just serve people some fucking
coffee, Will.

I'm not up for banter right now.

You're not funny anymore.

And don't swear. It doesn't suit you.

Everybody fed and watered. I don't think
they noticed that you didn't lend a

hand.

Want to talk about it?

Can you keep a secret?

No bullshit, Will. You can't tell
anyone.

Promise.

I applied for a managerial position at
Kumari.

Interview was last week.

Went pretty well, actually.

Smart, didn't you get it?

I've got it, all right.

Read it.

Dear Mr Macmillan... You're HIV
positive?

I think there was someone at the front
of the aircraft. I didn't quite hear

that.

Sorry.

Everybody who applies to Camarier has to
go through a full medical screening.

And this is how they told you, by
letter? I think they assumed I already

We must be making a mistake.

If we make it back, we'll go to a
clinic. I'll come with you, get another

Nobody there knows they're a bloody
airline.

I had a second test.

I got the results yesterday.

Funny thing is, I feel so well.

How long do you think you've had it?

Oh. I wondered why you'd been thrown
out. Look, it's a logical question. You

can't blame me for asking.

I've no idea.

I've no idea, Adam.

Look, I know you're probably feeling
uncomfortable.

No kidding.

I'll be sleeping with a knife under my
pillow.

There's no need to run away, honestly.

It took two long, hard years of therapy,
but I'm over Nigel.

And I'm over all of you. So, really,
this weekend is all about fun.

I have ordered us the finest champagne,
wine and food that money can buy. And

Nigel is paying through the nose for it
all.

And I also have... ..more

gorgeous staff than you can handle.

Oh, I think I can handle that all right.

Yes, well, Jackie, these boys will wait
on your hand and foot.

And all I ask for in return is that you
girls give me your silly stories about

my husband.

So I may learn something from this whole
fiasco.

Do it right the next time, huh?

So, what do you say, ladies?

Has anybody got a better offer for the
weekend?

Champagne, senor?

Who the hell are you?

Nigel. I started to wonder where you'd
got to.

What the hell? Nigel Croker.

This is your first class.

Poppy, are you my friend?

Yeah. Good, because I feel as if I've
spent the last year losing friends. I've

hardly anyone left.

Well, you've still got me.

How many people have you slept with?

No business.

I'm up to summer 2003.

One person, one peanut.

Oh. A lot of peanuts.

Poppy, I think I'm HIV positive.

If I am, I swear I'll kill myself.

Had a cold a few weeks back. I could
hardly shake it, sniffing all the time.

Done your cabin secure?

Yes, Mr McMillan.

And Kevin?

When we land, I need off.

But we're on a 20 -minute turnaround.

Yeah, then I'll be 20 minutes.

Luke's in emergency.

I'll cover.

I can manage.

When we get to Split, we'll have next to
no time at the hotel to set things up

before the new recruits arrive.

Got to hit the ground running.

Sure. 20 minutes.

What can I do for you?

Before I tell you anything, can I be
sure this is confidential? You will not

tell my airline. Of course.

If you do an HIV test, I want to get the
results.

If you take the blood straight away,
then I guess by six o 'clock.

I won't be working in the blood.

Then it'll have to be tomorrow.

Mr... Smith.

Okay, we've all got a drink. Let's have
a Nigel story.

Come on, who's going to go first?

What did we all think when we first saw
that little distinctive mole of his?

All right.

How about how me and Nigel got it
together, then?

October 98, I believe. You have done
your research.

Those were the days.

I just joined Fresh.

I was young.

Keen as mustard.

It's a bag of pilot, that is.

Have a nice evening, you two.

Certainly will, Captain Croker.

Bye, Captain. See you tomorrow.

Isn't he gorgeous?

Wouldn't you just like to... I'm not
like that. I'm a monogamous...

I used to go to sleep thinking about
Nigel.

I'll wake up thinking about Nigel.

But he never really spoke to me.

In the end, I had to take Magdalene to
my own hand.

I'm Jackie.

It's flying me.

It was a crazy time.

I loved every second.

Bit of a cliche, though, the old fly me
thing, don't you think?

So, did we all do it with him on the
flight deck?

Come on, hands up.

What's she saying?

Oh, uh... Terry says only Oral.

Oh, you remember. She used to be famous
for her flight deck treats.

She didn't have the... back then.

Pity. Imagine the damage she could have
done.

Must

be

40 degrees out here, Nigel. You know
you'll get sunstroke.

Rather than getting pecked to death by
that crazy coven of yours.

Now, that's not a very nice way to talk
about people you have carnal knowledge

of. Especially as you've broken half
their hearts, apparently.

Two years of therapy I've paid for. This
is what I get.

You're losing the plot, Denise.

Lorna, hi.

Sweetheart, do not come to the villa.

Ring me as soon as you get this message
and I'll explain.

Thanks a lot.

Sweetheart.

I don't have to explain myself to you
anymore.

Yet another over -tanned fetus in a
fresh uniform, no doubt.

Stay away from her, Denise.

I'm warning you.

What?

You know, you could always leave.

What, and risk her turning up and coming
face to face with you?

I don't think so.

Then why don't you be sensible and come
and join us for dinner?

I've got your favourite, rack of lamb.

No?

Oh, well, it's your funeral.

How do you think she's coping with him
and all of us?

Oh, I couldn't.

You think she's coping?

Hey, you.

Oh, now you care.

Look, if this is a weekend for putting
stuff behind us, then don't you think

and me should do the same?

Janice, I am sorry for what I did to
you.

And I'd really like it if we got along.

That's five pounds exactly.

Thank you.

You think she's positive?

How long do you think I know? I've no
idea.

Ah!

Ah!

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to
mark the final flight of Will O 'Brien.

Vane.

Shallow, unprincipled, disloyal.

A fortnight after my brother died, he
nearly got me sacked.

All I ever wanted to do was join the
police force and make my dad proud of

Will O 'Brien killed any hope of that. I
lost my command, my job, even the woman

I loved, thanks to him.

Hasn't anyone got good work to say about
me?

What about you?

I mean, surely you must have liked me.

Not really.

You're about too long to do for me.

I loved you, but you never saw me
coming.

You have to put it out of your mind.

I mean, even if you are positive, it's
not a death sentence anymore.

The applicants will be here at eight.

I appreciate it's not going to be easy
for you, you know, trying to persuade

people to join an airline that, well,
already given you the boot, but... I'll

fine.

Master Collegian Mint's got a great new
future ahead of me.

Sorry.

Why don't you go and freshen up?

Conference room B.

Quarter two.

Did you tell her?

About you?

No.

That little, um, emergency of yours when
you got tested, right?

Don't expect to sleep tonight.

I didn't.

Um, no.

No.

Oh, no.

Oh, the cow.

Looks like Nigel's come to his senses.

You've opened the 79.

Oh, it's a favourite.

But we agreed I was going to have the
cellar.

And you will.

What's left of it.

Come on, why don't you sit down and eat
with us?

Don't you want to know what we've all
been saying about you?

That's it.

You've had some glowing reviews.

Nigel, perhaps you can help us with a
little debate we've been having.

When a husband cheats, whose fault is
it?

Now, Jackie here seems to think it's the
woman's.

I just said you weren't necessarily the
bad guy.

Because men have no self -control.

And women are competitive bitches with
absolutely no morals.

Excuse me, but don't judge everybody by
your loose standards.

You knew he was married and you still
slept with him.

He said that... My wife and I don't have
sex anymore.

My marriage is over.

I'd leave her if it wasn't for the kids.

Come on, Leanne, you're a big girl. You
must have heard that line before.

You still went and did it, though,
didn't you?

Did you ever think of me crying into my
pillow at night?

Huh?

waiting for my cheating husband to come
home. Oh, hang on a minute, Denise.

Before you start getting too comfy up
there on your moral high ground, let's

just remember a few things.

Nigel was still married to his best
wife, Maggie, when you started sleeping

him. Yeah, she was a mistress too.

And if you want proof about what Jackie
said about women, then look no further

than our very own hostess.

We were best friends in those days.

God, we did everything together.

Yeah, Jane. Well, look.

Hi,

girls. Hi, Captain.

Can I get you a drink?

Yeah.

Bacardi and Coke, pour -pour -pour.

Do you two girls fancy dinner later?

Then maybe we could hit the disco.

Brilliant. Yeah, wicked.

So it was no surprise that we fell for
the same guy.

And no surprise that I was the loser.

Well, I was no match for her in looks.

Or in low, rat -like cunning.

Hey, Jan, love, you back to burning up?

Oh, shit.

They are, Peckle.

That was anyhow there for two hours.

I know, love.

I'll get it.

Nigel, I'm afraid it might just be you
and me tonight.

I don't think Jan's going to make it.

That looks awful.

Maybe we shouldn't go.

No, she just needs a good night's sleep,
that's all.

Jan, you don't mind if we go, do you?

Oh, she's such an angel.

Thanks.

Sleep well, yeah, have a good sleep.

It's OK, Anne.

I could go on.

Changing rosters behind my back, the
night when I never flew together.

Is that true?

He put eye drops in my wine the night of
the fresh dinner when you were going to

propose.

She was with him before, during and
after my marriage.

She even shouts him at my wedding
reception.

How do you know that?

All this over Nigel Croker. How could he
possibly be worth such misery?

He's a pilot.

100K a year.

Hounded, carved.

And he even had his own hair.

Of course, she thought she could change
him.

People never change.

Well, that's where you're wrong.

Laura.

Can't you get any of my messages?

Jimmy, I've got my phone.

Left it at home.

Well, when you were at the airport, I...

Scrubbed a taxi and came straight here.
Who is this?

I'm Lorna.

Nigel invited me here.

The self -tanning fitted for the
uniform.

On behalf of the captain and the crew, I
would like to thank you for flying

fresh. Oh!

Do you think that you've got what it
takes to make a fresh start?

I wish I did.

Well, just sit down and shut up.

Okay, then.

Welcome to this fresh recruitment
seminar.

The company is looking to set up a base
here in Split to serve... Give these

people a drink. If you're not feeling
well, maybe you'd be better off in your

room. I mean, Poppy and I can manage.

Don't be like that, Kevin.

Do you know what?

We've got a wee scene in England.

Eat, drink.

And be merry. Because tomorrow we die.

You're a king.

Stop losing your brave enough to stay.

Let me tell you the truth.

I'm impressed.

She lost her brother.

He died falling off the back of an
aeroplane. Then she took drugs and

fired.

That was kind of my fault.

And then there's him.

Used to be our manager.

Well done.

The airline demoted him. Back to flying.

Half his pay and he's got a wife and kid
to feed.

He's definitely HIV positive, which
means I've not got one too.

Mr McMillan White.

When did you get to be such a complete
and total wanker?

Well, that's about to conclude our
recruitment drive for the day.

Look, if you still want to fly fresh,
all I can only say is you're insane.

Mr Macmillan.

How many times do I have to tell you,
it's Kevin.

If Lucy and I should feel sorry for.

I guess you gather things aren't quite
what they seem.

Okay.

It's not as simple as that.

There was a time, you know, a few years
ago, I mean, something I was always

curious about.

A job like this, you know.

Well, it gives you the chance to...
Well, you know.

So I did.

My wife has no idea.

And I have no idea how to tell her.

But I'm going to have to, of course.

They'll both have to be tested.

If you'll excuse me.

the slaughter.

Okay, you've made your point. I'm a bad
man. I've slept with too many women. Get

over it.

How long have you been seeing my
husband?

You're separated.

Soon to be ex -husband.

Don't give her a guilt trip.

A couple of months.

Well, here's the friendly word of
warning.

Because you seem like a nice girl.

Why don't you stay that way? Because
he's going to cheat on you.

And he will break your heart like he's
broken most of ours. So why don't you

just stay away because you'll never be
able to trust him.

Well, I do trust him.

You think?

Yep. OK, that's enough. Come on, come
on.

Nigel, Nigel!

Don't put the three of us together.

It's not going to be like that.

Not this time.

Why not?

Because...

Because

I love her.

No, you don't.

You're not capable of it.

I thought so too. But guess what?

I am.

45 years old and those dopey songs
suddenly make perfect sense.

Why her?

Because she makes me a better person
than the man that disappointed all of

I'm really sorry I hurt you so much.

But I am going to change.

I love you too, babe.

OK, fuck the lamb.

Let's have dessert.

Torch.

Just dessert.

Now you bought me this for Christmas
because you love creme de fucking lait.

I hate creme de lait.

But you knew that when you bought it,
didn't you?

No, I didn't. Yes, you did, but you
never listened.

Denise, what are you doing?

What's it look like?

I'm going to lay your gold off! Give me
the torch, Denise.

It won't mean anything. It might!

Trust me, darling, it won't.

Why are you doing this to me?

Oh, Dan, please don't.

I missed you so much.

It's just me and Bradley in the little
house.

Please come back to us.

I hope she breaks your heart.

I'm just glad you broke mine.

Come on. Oh, come on.

I think

we're both going to need something.

I really freaked them out, didn't I?

He's such a fool of himself.

Nine day wonder.

You'll see.

I heard you.

She loves him unselfishly, I think.

Well, he never did.

I'm sorry for the things I did.

Me too.

What a nightmare.

I wanted it to be perfect.

Instead we're surrounded by ex -wives,
freaks and nymphomaniacs.

It's fine.

I meant what I said.

Every word.

I know.

It's okay.

Tools can be very stressful.

Do you think maybe we're jinxed to never
actually do it at all?

What a fitting punishment that would be.

After the life I've led.

You can wait.

I'm not going anywhere.

Dan? Hi, it's me.

I don't know where you are, or if...
you'll even get this.

Maybe you haven't got the same number
anymore.

I know that you think by leaving that
you're doing me a favour, but you're so

wrong.

I just want to be with you. If you could
please call me.

I... I love

you so much.

I don't know what I'm going to do
without you.

It's like some sort of punishment.

For all the horrible things I've done.
For all the people I've hurt.

You don't even know you've got it. I do.

Feel it.

Inside.

Something's different.

It's not been right for a long while.

Don't want to die, Kevin.

I don't know that.

Kevin?

Kevin?

Oh, shit.

Shit's Kevin!

I couldn't listen to any more of your
bullshit.

Come on in.

The water's lovely.

Woo!

Woo! Woo!

Fresh 114, roger that.

One black coffee.

And one herbal tea.

It's raspberry and ginger.

Yes. Nigel, you drink way too much
coffee for a man your age.

Thanks.

Hey.

It's really you.

Thank God you called.

I should have rung you days ago.

The moment I had time to think, I knew I
couldn't lose you over what happened,

however much it was killing.

Where are you?

In the flat.

Running away was another major mistake.

Too lonely.

What time did you get in?

Soon. I'm going to have to send the
office.

Okay, you stay there.

I'm on my way.

I'll be there.

I love you.

Sit up all night worrying and you two go
for a swim.

That's what he needed.

Will he be okay?

Guess I'll find out in an hour from now.

Anything from the trolley, madam?

And what about you?

Tim, get in there.

Listen, if you two don't mind, I'm going
to pull a sickie.

If I don't go straight home and tell
Lucy the moment we get to London, I

never do it.

Good luck.

Alright, that's what we'll be.

Don't waste a second of it.

I'm okay.

I'm so sorry for everything I've done.

How awful I've been.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're now going to
tap in light of the preparation for

landing.

Okay.

Landing checklist to flaps, please.

Nigel, what's wrong?

I can't... I can't breathe.

Would the senior report to the flight
deck immediately?

Oh, my God.

Nigel! Read me the checks. Nigel!
There's 150 other people in this

Leave him.

Please, will you leave him and read me
the checks?

Come on.

Out of the way, girl.

Come on, move it. Out, out, out.

Got him.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Landing distance.

You've got the wrong card. What? Landing
checklist. It's in your pocket.

It's too late now. We're coming in to
land.

You alright?

I was stuck.

We're not slowing down.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,

10. Liam, you're going to have to sit
down.

Oh, shit, he's got to arm the speed
brake.

Liam, we're not slowing down, Liam!

Liam, sit down!

Liam, you've got to slow down! Come on,
Nigel!

Come on, Nigel!

Liam!

We overshot the runway.

Funded two feet away from the premise of
the plan.

Fifty injured, three dead.

My worst day.

Fifteen years flying.

Well, I did fly.

Of course.

Always does.

And Leanne Evans, she was one of the
ones that died, wasn't she?

It's thrown against the back galley.

What happened to Dan?

Dan went to pieces.

Started drinking really heavily and...
In the end, he just disappeared.

And Poppy... Well, that little missy
never did get to college.

She got on a flight to Minx. The very
next day her contract ended and she'd

there ever since.

She teaches English now.

Poppy's there, actually, on that picture
with Ed.

And their son, John.

They wanted to call him Jack, actually,
after Poppy's brother in there, Jackie

Chan, but they thought Jack Russell was
a bit silly.

Casting again, Janet?

Come on, we've got a bar to open.

Ladies, this is Will O 'Brien.

My partner co -owns this place with me.
Oh, and the beauty's selling in town

now. That's very handy if you're having
a beach wedding.

I do do a wonderful pedicure.

Who? The only girl getting married,
then.

Me. Oh, and guess what? It's going to be
a fresh wedding.

Her fiancé's a pilot.

Yes, well... Yes?

Well, I guess it's true what they say.

Once he's come and once he's gone, I
won't rest.

This goes on forever.

Here's to the next generation.

To the next generation.