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Oh, no.

The world is mine. The world is mine. And I'm

feeling so divine.

The world, the world is mine.

Keep going. One, two.

3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.

Stop. Time clear. You're clear. Oxygen clear.

Shut down.

Right, they're coming to see Chloe.

There's no rhythm. I said keep going. D -Fab says she's gone. We keep going for

45 minutes.

1, 2, 3.

6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.

Come on, keep going.

1, 2, 3.

You're coming.

You did a great job.

19's to you.

What do you mean?

I told you, I don't think it's a good idea. Okay, bollocks for that. Rachel

I have split up.

She's living in Bahrain. I mean, how much more single can a man be?

Thanks. It's just that... You're boring. I've heard it all already. Will you be

normal about this?

You and I are going to have a drink, maybe get some dinner, hold hands, gaze

into each other's eyes, you know, that kind of thing.

It's so charming.

Well, you like it, so no wriggling out of it, Miss Evans. Tonight you are going

to be well and truly dated, and I won't take no for an answer.

Janice.

What's up with her?

Oh, passenger died on our flight.

My God, are you all right?

Yeah. It happened to me on my first flight to Perth, a guy died of a heart

attack. I've been cheating death for years, but it hasn't gone off shift. I

mean, that's really distressing. Well, this girl was 19.

Anaphylactic shock.

I thought you'd better go.

Okay, go home, put on your hottest outfit and wait for my call.

This is a postponement, not a cancellation.

I didn't know you liked one of everything.

That's a good one.

Fifteen years flying.

I've never had one go on me before.

I'm so scared. I wouldn't remember what to do. Ed said you were terrific. No one

could have done it without you. I knew. You see, we all knew that she was dead,

but you just have to keep going. I know. Drink.

40 minutes working away on a corpse.

They lose their function so quickly, see. I never realised that.

Right, what is the time? I've got to put air on it. You can't be flying again.

Pull the sickie. Look at the state you're in. I'm fine.

I've never pulled a thicky in my life. I'm not about to start now.

Next time we're both in the same country, let's just compete and actually

each other for a change.

No more of this flatmates passing in the night, okay?

Okay.

It's stunning.

Mmm, that looks good.

Lucky passengers.

This is the green food.

Oh, wow.

Okay. It should be a quietish flight. There's only two passengers on board.

settling in all right? I think I could get used to it. Okay, ladies, finishing

touches, please. The passengers are just going through passport control.

Well, that's it, Jo. Yeah, but could you do it? My hand's shaking.

I think, you know, it's about... Well, I'm excited, that's all.

It's always exciting here. You never know who's going to walk on the

This one Blake I dated, near the diameter of Prince, gave me a pink

I can't drive, though. It's in the kitchen at my mum's garage.

Just goes to show you.

Well done.

You look hot.

Full of your store promise.

Ready to fly, babe?

Yeah. I am.

Glad to have you flying with us again.

The pleasure is mine.

I don't believe we've met.

Oh, this is Rachel Potter. It's her first flight for the company.

Well, I thought we can make it enjoyable for you.

I think it's my job to make it enjoyable for you.

Gentlemen, can I show you to your seats?

You grow lovely.

It's early days.

Perhaps Tanya? I like him blonde.

Sir. Why don't you sit down and talk to me?

Oh, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm working.

Well, you've served us our refreshments. What else is there for you to do?

I didn't mean to be rude. It's just that I'm not used to this. In my last job, I

had half an hour to serve eats and drinks to 150 people.

Well, here you have all the time in the world.

Tell me a little bit about yourself.

I've got to be perfect.

It's my first one back as me. I've got the DVD set, My Fair Lady, to start.

I miss the tradition.

Breakfast at Tiffany's, OK. You go and get your wig on.

Babes, I'm not stopping.

What do you mean, you've got to?

I mean, what if no -one shows up?

Well, they don't forgive me for what I did.

Hey.

Now come.

You did the right thing in the end, and that's what counts.

Hell, if you can persuade an airline to give you your old job back, running your

friends round will be a doddle.

Really? It's going to be fine.

Oh.

So who's the hot date?

It's just a drink.

Yeah, right.

There's got to be someone special who'd miss one of my parties.

Yeah. And I'm not going to jinx it by standing here gossiping with you.

Oh, just to warn you, I filled the bath with ice.

So I can numb the pain when I drown myself later.

Cheers.

Goodbye, sir. Hope you had a pleasant flight.

And we look forward to seeing you tomorrow morning for the return journey.

you'll see me sooner than that. Pardon?

You're staying in my hotel.

Unless you want to sleep in the desert.

I am the only five -star hotel in this part of the world.

This is some hotel.

Absalom's sixth of them. All over the Middle East.

He's a really lovely guy and he's totally into you. Do you think so?

There's been a whole fight chatting to me.

Rachel, why don't you relax for a couple of hours? Tanya will show you the spa.

You'll be meeting Mr Hussein in the bar at seven and then dinner in his suite.

Will you be coming?

No, no, no.

Paperwork to do.

Come on, time to unwind.

Honestly, if you could get more of my air here, I'd never go back to England.

I knew there'd be a catch.

Miss Potter?

Yes. Mr. Viscayne thought you might wear this, you know.

Thank you.

Are those real pearls?

Mm -hmm. And the gold thread's probably real as well.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It feels too much.

If such things as too much.

I mean, as if he's expecting more.

Well, it's the harm you like him, don't you?

Are you telling me you sleep with passengers?

Only if I like them.

Why are you telling me you never do?

Nope. In fact, I married one.

Well, there you go.

Don't say anything you're not comfortable with.

I'll tell you, some of these guys are amazing. We're both entering the show.

Oh, this is surreal.

Hello?

Lee, oh, my God, how lovely to hear from you.

I was just worrying about you, you know, because we hadn't heard, so...

I am drinking champagne on the terrace of a five -star hotel.

Very nice.

So you're okay?

No regrets?

Never better.

We should be getting ready.

Lee, can I call you later? I've got to go.

So much for a glass of Chardonnay and some quiet conversation.

I see they made you pay shirt tax for not coming in drag.

As you can see, breakfast at Tiffany's is about to start.

I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.

And now in the spirit of Hollywood... What are you doing?

We're taking you someplace we can drink this in peace.

Bye, guys.

Nearly finished?

Just about.

Nigel! Hi!

Hello, beautiful.

Right, let's get this show on the road.

Come on in here, hot lips.

Nigel!

Wait.

Before you disappear in there for your little fumble, can I have your favour?

Call operations. Get them to send us a standby person.

Why?

Where are you going?

Home.

But not for one day.

What are you

doing?

Looking for the brim.

Very funny.

No, seriously.

Are you sure Janice won't be back?

I told you, she's overnighting in Malaga.

You want some wine?

Oh.

Do you

want to

make some dinner?

Mm -hmm.

What have you got?

Where the hell's the food?

I think it might have a little one in the freezer.

And what about Janice? Doesn't she eat?

When you come to think of it, I've never actually seen food past her lips.

She's so odd.

Okay, I guess there better be a takeaway.

What do you fancy?

You.

I thought you were working.

I, um, took your advice through my first ever sickie.

I have wine.

Something else?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah. Why not?

Janet, there is something that I should...

Here's the plan.

I want to come back and leave before this ever happened.

Oh, Patrick Copeland!

What the hell are we going to do?

I'm a grown man. I'm allowed to have friends back.

Trust me, she's going to go mental. OK, she's coming.

You were so right.

I should have gone sick years ago.

I mean, it's not like the airline ever showed me any loyalty.

Cheers. Cheers.

I can't stop thinking about that poor girl dying on me.

Oh, and then, if that wasn't enough, next flight, Nigel all over that silly

on Newport like a rush.

Sounds like you've had a terrible day.

Dan.

Thank you so much.

For what?

For being kind.

Sure. And... for being here.

Normally I don't mind being on my own. I mean, I actually prefer it, but... Oh,

I don't know. I've had to come home to an empty house tonight. Hey.

What are friends for?

Janet?

No.

Oh, God.

Paul, I am... I am so sorry.

No, don't be.

It was just a night in France, Dan.

You know, when we talked, I... I mean, you're a brilliant mate. I just thought

don't... Of course.

Could this be any more embarrassing?

Okay, she shouldn't have hidden, but I mean, I can have guests, can't I?

Perhaps you could wash that robe and get it back to me sometime.

Look, don't go.

Shit.

Well, let's get dressed and get out of here.

Well, I can't. I've got to make this right.

I can't help you.

Stay here, can I?

Look, there's a cab bank down stairs.

Charming. Don't be like that. You saw how she was.

I don't know what did happen that night in France.

And what would have happened if I hadn't been out on that balcony?

You didn't exactly struggle.

You can't possibly think that I... I don't fancy... I'll call you.

I like to think so.

You know, there is a better way to eat the fruit.

How? Well, I think that if you take the fruit and slice it like

this, it's beautiful, you know?

Like rubies.

That's my best, then.

It would look perfect in rubies.

Now, take a bite.

It's messy, but...

That's the best way.

You see, if you pick out the seas one by one, you only get little bits of

pleasure. That is not what pleasure is about. Little bits.

Try it.

Like rubies ought to.

Abdul?

Abdul?

Whenever I think of you, I will always think of freebies.

That's very classy.

You think?

Because it sounds like I'm never going to see them again.

You'll see them in an hour when they board.

You know what I mean.

Yeah, but what the hell, you did all right out of it, didn't you?

A $2 ,000 dress, a bracelet that's probably worth more than my gran's

Also, I got with some diamond studs, and I've got loads of those already.

From Coran?

You slept with him. I didn't think you liked him.

What else is a girl going to do out here in the middle of nowhere?

Rachel.

Just take flight date drink orders, please.

Sure. There's something I wanted to ask you, actually.

Shoot. When do you think I'll get my passport back?

You're not thinking of leaving us already, are you? Of course not. It's

feel a bit lost without it.

Ah, well, the visa will take another couple of weeks. Wheels within wheels,

afraid. That's what it's like around here.

OK.

Abdel seemed more than happy with the service.

Well, she had a great time.

Do you think she'll settle to this?

Yesterday, I thought I had her figured, and I'd say no way, but she did the

business last night in no mistake, so who knows?

I hope so, because she's money in the bank.

Lee! Why haven't you waved to me? I mean, listen.

You stayed at home last night.

But I thought you were with Captain Dan.

That doesn't mean that... Don't ask.

Do you want me to be your mop?

Because I will, you know. It wasn't like that.

Look, if I tell you something, you promise not to tell a soul.

What?

Janice came home. She caught us.

You had sex in Janice's house?

Yes.

So what was it like, full work and cauldron?

I am new to being a bad... Shut up.

It was really sad, actually.

It was like a show home that nobody lives in.

And the fridge, one mouldy avocado and a pot of yoghurt. What kind of spells can

you cast with avocado and a yoghurt?

Curse someone with thrush.

That is so not the point.

Get this.

I'm hiding on the balcony. She comes in, makes this ghastly lunge.

So sorry to interrupt your gossip.

I put the robe in the dry cleaners and I'm sorry... I found these in my

bathroom.

Shall we get on?

Welcome aboard, sir. Lovely to see you again.

Campbell, I don't believe you've met Mr Roach. Call me Jed.

Neat set -up you've got here.

Glad you like it.

And who's there?

Ah, this is Tanya Griffiths. Jed Roach.

Welcome aboard, sir. This way.

If there's anything we can do for you during the flight, just let us know.

Abdul, thank you so much for this.

My pleasure.

Where were you this morning?

I had some business.

Now, may I introduce you to an associate, Mr. Roach.

Jed, this airline just gets better and better.

I want you to take very extra special care of my dear friend here.

I hope I can rely on you.

Anything I can do to help.

Lucky me.

I'll see you later.

I have some business.

Seats for take -off, please, Rachel.

Sorry.

Quite a piece.

You like?

I will arrange.

I like them both.

You called?

Take this off the flight deck, please.

It's OK. I'm certainly not going to.

We start on trial service.

Any minute.

This is for you.

What's this?

Well said there was some sort of emergency and you could get the shop to

something that needed food.

Not much.

And a gin and a tonic.

Excuse me.

What is this?

Food aid.

Savour purser.

Can't have you stamped to death now, can we? Oh, and I got you something.

Much more effective than yoghurt, so I'm told.

And you'll have more space in your fridge.

£4 .50, sir.

If you wanted a comfort

break... Hey.

Cover?

What's this Save Our Purses thing?

Kill Will sometimes.

You told Will O 'Brien?

About last night?

No, not about that, I swear.

He wanted some details.

Jesus, what possessed you?

Don't shout at me.

You don't have to think me and Janice are...

I told you, I don't fancy her.

I really don't.

If it was her and me on a desert island for eternity, there'd be a lot of tall

parrots.

God, this is so fucked up.

I've heard of mate, I've got nowhere to live.

I can't stay on there now.

Park bench, here I come.

Oh, don't fish.

You know you can stay with me.

Really? Yeah, you're all better still there, isn't it?

I was hoping I'd be sleeping in yours.

Don't push your luck, Cleveland.

Campbell, as always, a pleasure.

Thank you both.

Excellent service.

Rachel? Sorry.

Why, sir?

Just au revoir, my dear.

Be seeing you later.

What did he just say?

I don't know what to say. Mr. Roach asked if you girls were joining for a

this evening to the liberty of saying yes.

But I'm tired. I've got washing to do. But Mr. Hussain asked.

A personal favor for a valued business associate.

And what Mr. Hussain asks, he gets.

He is this airline's single biggest customer.

You'll feel better when we get back to the flat and get Sharon a drink inside

you. Come on.

Island iced tea, my speciality.

Drink up.

You know what you could do with? One of my aromatherapy massages.

Oh, you do massages?

I'm professionally trained.

I was going to do it for a living before this job came up.

We've got an hour or so before Jed arrives. Plenty of time.

He's coming here?

I prefer to entertain in my own home. It's less hassle.

We can have him in and out for an hour, an hour and a half tops.

Then we'll have a girls' night in.

I've got every chick -ficking thing off on DVD.

Go and lie down, I'll just get my oils.

Bye -bye now.

You go on, I'll... You OK?

The whole airline appears to know my business right down to the contents of

fridge. Leanne's sorry. She didn't mean any harm.

No?

It'll be a nine -day wonder. You'll see.

She's offered me my old room back at her place, so, um... I'm going to pack up

my stuff and I'll be out of your way.

I made some calls, too, about getting an unsecured loan. Pay back that five

grand.

You don't have to do that.

I want to.

He really got desperate. He just can't wait to get away from it. That's not

it is.

Can I buy you a quick drink? I've got stuff for you.

Well, I'll... I'll see you around. Yeah. Yeah.

Crewing.

Yeah, this is Janet Steele, staff number 435. Oh, I need to change my roster.

Long haul tonight.

Don't care where I'm going, I'll work down if I have to do. I need to get out

the country.

Oh, nice place.

Thanks. Have a seat. Can I get you to drink?

The blonde girl, Rachel, she's here, right?

She's just getting changed.

Only your man said it would be both of you.

Rachel's pretty neutral of this. I'm not sure it's such a good idea.

Anything else you want, I'd be more than happy.

He said the two of you.

That's the agreement we had.

Yes, of course.

Why don't you have some iced tea? I'm sure she'll be through in a minute.

Well, hello.

Hi. Wait, why don't you get Jed some of my Long Island iced tea?

Oh, that's nice.

Perhaps you could do me a floor show today.

Could you exceed me one minute?

Rachel.

One thing I think you should know.

It wasn't my idea, in fact. I advised against it so soon into the job.

But Campbell's booked us both out for Mr Roach. He booked us out?

In a way, it's better. Two of us means half the work.

I'll stick something in his drink, calm him down a bit.

We'll probably only have to do a floor show, whack him off maybe.

You are joking. It's not that big a deal.

It is to me.

Come on. You must have known the deal when you took this job. You were happy

enough to go along with it last night.

I still paid for sex with me.

Look, I know this one's hardly God's gift, but I'll do most of the work, I

promise. But you have to go with me, otherwise we'll both be in trouble.

What am I doing on my lonesome out there while you girls are gossiping away here

in the kitchen? We were just mixing fresh drinks.

Forget drinks.

And what I really want is you dancing for me, Rachel.

Get off me. Come on, guys. Let's go to the other room and relax. I said get off

me, Pat!

You bitch.

When I tell you to dance, you dance.

Help me! Just go with it. And when I tell you to get your clothes off, you

your clothes off.

This is so fucked up.

Have you any idea what they do to merchants in this country?

They cut off your hands for stealing around here for Christ's sake.

Call Campbell quickly. He'll know what to do.

Call Campbell!

Shouldn't we answer that?

Let me answer that again.

I told you, call Campbell. No one else. Give me that.

Fuck. He'll call the police.

Hey!

Maybe she can help us. I told you, call Campbell. No one else. Give me that.

No! We need to find her and bring her home.

I'm sure that Fresh Global will do flights through the night. If we leave

we can make it.

I can't drop everything and go to Bahrain. I'm flying first thing.

Fine, I'll go on my own.

Are you back?

No.

Gate 31, you'll be now. Thank you.

Don't do this.

Please, wait till I'm back.

I have to.

Hello there.

Howdy. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Janice.

52E, back middle section.

If you've come to apologise, this is an expensive and totally pointless gesture.

This isn't about you.

I think I can pay you later. I left in a hurry and I don't have... I'm sorry, I

don't understand.

I'm either

glad to see

you. You've got to help me. I need to get home to London.

But you don't understand. I'm fresh. I'm fresh too. Check the computer. It'll

tell you I'm crude.

It's blotted.

Flying in the dark.

Chicken or beef?

No, thanks.

You don't think I'll be petty enough to tamper with it?

I'm just not hungry.

How long have you been here for?

24 hours. Why?

Rachel Possett is in some kind of trouble out here. I need to find her.

I don't suppose there's any chance you might help?

Well, I'll say this for you.

You've got to know.

So will you?

No.

Chicken, I'll be.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, do any of you recognise me?

Rachel Potter.

Can I share a cab with you? This is a hotel. I don't have any money.

No, she's not answering her phone.

I have no idea.

Go to the Crewe Hotel, find out where this flat is.

Yeah, I will.

Look, call me if you have any luck, yeah?

You too.

Bye.

You again?

And the embassy, first thing.

Yeah, of course, I promise.

Leanne? Yeah.

Leanne!

Oh, my God!

It was self -defense.

Who's going to believe that?

I ran away. How filthy does that make me look?

You were scared.

It was an accident. Besides, it sounds more like this Tanny was the one who

really went to him.

But I hit him first.

They'll be looking for me. I know they will.

Lee, you can't leave me here alone.

You've got to get me back on that plane with you. How?

You can't fly without a passport.

I could use my fresh ID. Have you still got it? I handed it in.

Well, couldn't I use yours?

You're flying as a passenger. Do you have it with you? Yeah, but if they

check... Babes, you can't fake -tan this.

And all the crew are locals, but they can't help.

I'm fucked.

Not all the crew.

You got me out of my bed at 3am for this. Look, Janice, don't take your

with me out on Rachel.

She's in trouble and she needs our help.

Sorry, let me get this straight.

You want me to buy a ticket and travel back as a passenger while she wears my

uniform and my ID badge?

Mm -hm.

Well, I'll get sacked.

I'll probably get arrested. What else am I going to do?

Janice, I'm desperate.

You got yourself into this, Rachel.

I've got a Louis Vuitton bag.

It's yours if you had a really long and exhausting day. So if you'll excuse me.

Janice, is there nothing I could do to persuade you? Nothing I could give you?

Leanne, can you give us a moment?

Right, this is between me and you.

Yeah, I need one ticket on this afternoon's flight to London.

The name's Steele.

No E.

The 256, great.

But what about my hair? I look nothing like a... Well, can we darken it with

shadow? It's never going to work.

Wet it and flick it back. Hair looks darker when it's wet.

Lee, thanks so much for all this.

I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't come out here after me.

Thank you, Michael.

Can I help you, madam? Yeah, I need the police. I want to report a robbery.

And about Dan.

Oh, look, Rachel... No, I just want you to know, I'm fine about it.

Honestly.

It's OK.

They first asked me for money, and I did pay note of that, but then they asked

if they could use my phone. Well, my mobile was dead, so I took them up to my

room.

What do you think?

That'll have to work.

Dulles 1, meet Jonas 2.

What do you think?

Just walk with confidence. You'll be fine.

Is the shuttle here?

You can't travel with the rest of the crew. You'll need to get your own cab.

Oh, shit.

Do you want to share our taxi?

No, I'll make my own way.

This is it, then.

Mind up troop.

Good luck.

Look, I've got to check in first, remember?

Do you want to wait for me?

No. If I don't do this right now, I think I'm going to puke.

Okay.

Good luck, then.

Thank God you had a spare.

And, thank God, I had my passport in my handbag, or else I would have been in

trouble. Anyway, I've reported it stolen.

Not that that'll do any good.

Can I help you, madam? Yeah, I need the police. I want to report a robbery.

Then they said, could they use my phone? Well, my mobile was dead, so I took

them up to my room.

It was only when they'd gone I'd realised that they'd taken my flight

Now, in that is my uniform and my crew ID.

I think they might be trying to use it to leave the country.

Can you describe these girls?

They're both English, both mid -twenties.

One's mixed race, about five foot six.

The other is, she has shoulder -length blonde hair.

Oh, but she might have dyed it, because she'll be trying to look like me, won't

she?

Just on the left, straight down the aisle. Thank you very much. Would you

to go to my colleague, madam?

Leanne?

It won't work, then.

Where is she?

I've no idea.

I mean, probably down the back somewhere, I guess.

Well, she is on board. You've got your uniform back.

No, I've borrowed this off the mirror.

Sir, can I just ask you to go to my colleague?

Thank you. If she isn't here, I'm going to have to go back out and check.

Leanne, there are 300 people on this aircraft. Now, she will be at the back

somewhere. Can you sit down, please?

Ladies and gentlemen, please make sure that your seat belts are fastened and

that your hand luggage is safely stowed under the seat in front or in the

overhead lockers.

On behalf of myself and my crew, may I wish you a very pleasant flight.

Joy and hail the fun. Now it's time for me to get on top of

the world.

Got the world in my hands. And I'm

feeling.