All language subtitles for mile_high_s03e12

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Christ, I am so bored.

Your correspondent.

Do me a favour.

Go. You were Leanne Evans' client today.

First of all... Ah, she'll be night
stopping.

Perfect. It's been too long since I've
had a night down route.

What on earth?

It's a freak central.

Yep. Full of nothing.

Sorry,

I couldn't resist.

Do you think you'd fit under any of
that?

No need to stand to attention when you
see me. Matt and Claude's unique.

Babes, what are you doing here?

Spying on us. That's what management
does. Yes, officially, I was sent here

assess you.

But I got so bored of sitting in that
office, I just had to escape.

Hey!

16C, by the back galley. Any nuts we can
store away for you?

Oh, isn't it cute?

Someone make sure he can do his seatbelt
up over that suit.

You're in the bloody community.

Don't be such a... I think I closed the
door about five minutes ago.

Ladies, gentlemen and giant furry
animals, our flying time to Brussels

one hour and ten minutes, which is just
enough time for us to flog you some

overpriced eats and drinks.

Anything from the druddies, sir?

Scotch and soda, please.

Hello, I'm Lorna Newbold, and I'm Poppy
Fields.

Chester Nuts, a .k .a. Warren Perlman.
And this, well, it is a long story.

Oh, please, till everyone so wants to
know. Yeah.

Well, I was on the tube one day going
into work, same as I'd done for the last

ten years to a job that I hated, when
this bloke left this book on the seat

to me, the dice mat.

So I picked it up.

By the time I got off, I was hooked.

And I said to myself, if I throw an
even, well, I'll go to work as normal.

But if I throw an odd, I'd quit work and
live by the dice for six months.

I threw a five.

That is so cool.

But how does it work?

One, leave the wife.

Two, swim the Thames at Greenwich.

Three, take a flight to Brussels dressed
as a superhero.

Well, I wanted to be Superman, but this
was the only costume that fitted.

What was Nick on about back there,

ladies, gentlemen and furry animals?

Some guy dressed in a squirrel costume.

Why? The dice told him to.

Hey, it's the dice man.

OK, well, I've read that book.

Every decision that he's faced with,
dice make it for him. Whatever you

That's what you do.

You'd leave your wife.

You rank that with lying in a field.

Pretty much over, anyway.

She's having an affair.

Oh, poor you.

I know what that's like.

Here. Have the champagne.

See? Good things come to those that take
a chance.

What sort of agricultural bollocks is
that? You're having a midlife crisis.

Well, he'd be about your age.

It's not such a daft idea. I mean, how
much control do we have? We fly here and

there because a computer somewhere tells
us to.

And how much living do we actually do?
All we ever see is the inside of hotel

rooms.

When was the last time that any of us
took a chance?

Wise old owl.

What?

I'm sorry to bother you, but has anybody
got a guidebook of Brussels? Come out

with us when he's treating us to dinner.

Yeah, we'd love to hear more about how
the whole dice thing works.

Wicked. Where are we going?

Chicantoril. If it's on expenses, it's
got to be good. I've heard it's got a

Michelin star.

Are they going to let Warren in dressed
like that?

Well, he could change out the suit.

I mean, he did bring something else,
didn't he?

I've got to keep this on till midnight.

That's when this whole thing stops.

I doubt if any of us have got the right
wardrobe for a Michelin star. Why don't

we just...

Pizza at Enzo's and then hit the clubs?

Why don't we roll for it?

Evens, we go to Willow's place.

Odds, pizza and clubbing.

Obviously, sure.

Odds! Yay!

Hey,

do you want to come to Enzo's with
Justin up here? They've heard all about

dive adventures.

Do you want to come?

I can't. I've got to meet a mate of
mine.

He works for the EU, going through a bit
of a crisis.

Another time?

Yeah.

That's him.

New age bollocks at a pizza joint.

Brilliant.

To the die. And all those who believe.

The dice.

The dice. The dice.

Tell me something.

How the hell can you leave your job and
just do dull things all day long?

Because how do we know what we want if
we don't try?

I bet each of you does the same stuff
week after week, month after month,

to the same places.

Seeing the same people?

Stuck in a rut.

He's right, you know. Well, look.

Look at it.

Look. And this.

Look. I'm always travelling in hope.

Do you ever get to meet anybody new? No.
I don't ever get to see a gay boy.

Oi, we're not all gay, Sunshine.

Since I lost Frank.

It's been the driest summer on record.

Look, why don't you try this? You look
like someone who's not entirely happy

with his life.

Well, that's where you're wrong, because
actually I just got a very big

promotion. Yeah, more money, nice car,
expensive car, blah, blah, blah. Yeah,

and that's what's paying for all this,
by the way, and it didn't happen by

chance. Talent and hard work, that's
what gets you what you want in life.

Well, if the limit of your ambition is a
company car... Come

with us.

You're feeling knackered.

Got a couple of grand with me?

No, thanks.

I have a big day tomorrow.

Major strategy meeting.

Right, come on, Captain. Let's get back
to the hotel.

I think I might venture down the club as
well and have a quick bop with the

kids. Fine.

Suit yourselves.

Oops.

Didn't mean it like that. Just, it's a
novelty.

Birds love that.

Something to be said for the dice if it
has this effect on you pulling power.

Come on, you two, come and dance.

I'm not dancing to this. It doesn't even
qualify as music.

Well, that's very silly. Come on.

No, thank you.

Old mate from the EU?

Yeah.

Old mate of Rachel's too, yeah?

Now's not a good time. It's never a good
time with you, is it?

Have a good night, yeah?

Leanne, wait.

You didn't waste any time, did you? You
know what really eats out of my

business? She's a client.

My first.

I should have told you, but I was
embarrassed.

I need money.

Chillingford's not an option anymore, so
I joined this agency.

It's got links all over Europe. British
women.

working abroad in a new company at
corporate events.

And do things like that include laying
back and thinking of England?

No, no, just dinner, drinks, making sure
she gets home safely.

Then you'd better get back.

She won't appreciate you talking to me
on her time.

You don't... think badly of me for it.

I'm not there.

time I was going.

Oh, no, you can't go. That's a lie.

Donna, I'd like you to have the dice.

Why? Why?

Because I think you deserve it.

I think you'd make the most of it.

You've got such a lovely, open approach
to life. Don't ever, ever lose that.

I'm sure the rain will fall soon.

Do you know?

If only I was 15 years younger.

But you're not old.

It wouldn't be right.

See, when you start to die, you have to
start fresh.

Well, bye, Lorna.

Have a great life.

We can go straight to bed, or we can
jump in the fountain, or we can find

all -night breakfast.

What time do you call this?

Keeping the juniors out all night.

How are they supposed to do their work
properly? They're not the juniors,

they're adults.

And they're perfectly able to decide
what time to go to bed.

You're high.

So? Well, that's not quite... Have you
been giving Bobby any of that stuff? No.

Ladies, perhaps you should get on with
today's.

What's the matter?

Nothing. Missed being the life and soul
of the party.

Or maybe you just missed me.

Is that it? That never came back for
seconds?

Not my style.

What happens, happens.

Then you move on.

What part of the great randomness? Why?

Yeah. Finish this up. Might loosen you
up a bit.

Does anyone want to add anything else to
the agenda?

Yes, I have three words for you. Random
drugs testing.

Are you suggesting that this airline has
a problem with drugs?

It's the 21st century. What organization
doesn't? Yeah, well, if we do, I don't

want to know about it. The scandal will
probably kill us.

Not even if it's going to save you
millions of pounds?

How? You said you wanted ideas for
making job cutbacks without paying any

compensation.

Drug use comes under the heading of
gross misconduct.

Instant dismissal.

That's true.

Another great idea, Will.

You'd get right on it.

All setting had to be done at the press
centre.

Strictly confidential.

We'll have to call you back.

Right, we'll go out to PEC 20, start
from the top.

025 -026, London, Thessaloniki, London.

Who's crew?

Maybe you boys have got some ideas.

What about?

Well, I've advertised the whole 24
hours, and I still can't think of a

exciting decision to make.

I've even tried writing a list, but my
mind keeps going blank.

No change there, then.

Let's see the list.

OK, one, meet a nice man.

Two, make a difference to the world.

Yeah, you know, I think you need to be a
bit more specific.

It says here you want to meet someone.

Now, the question for the dive is how?

You know, personal ads, I don't know,
speed dating, maybe?

That is a really, really good idea.

I tell you what, if I throw that one,
will you two come with me? I'd rather

my right arm off.

Well, at least she's trying to make her
life more interesting.

Are you suggesting mine isn't?

If I have to listen to your tired RAF
stories one more time, or watch you

fretting over another crossword, or the
latest sad tart that you're trying to

bang, I'm going to be biting off my
right arm.

Lorna, would you cover for me?

Sure.

Are you still mad at me about the escort
thing?

I'm not mad.

Like I said last night, it's none of my
business.

You know what, let's not do the same old
Dan and Leanne sniper one another

routine. Lorna has the right idea. Let's
do something completely different for a

change.

What do you mean?

Not Ted Olenike. He'll be back too late
anyway. Next.

Istanbul. Janice Steele, Jackie Randall.
Yes, test it. Poppyfield.

No, change my mind. Cross it off.

I thought these tests were supposed to
be random.

Newcastle, Amsterdam, London.

Yes. Edinburgh, four sectors. Yes.

Paris, four sectors.

Yes. Aha.

Ed Russell, Dexter Brown, Nick Adcock
-Purser. Yes. Test it.

Wish I was coming with you today. I've
got steel balls and Istanbul.

Well, let's see what the dice have to
say about that.

I couldn't want this for a sec, could I,
guys?

Dexter, how do you fancy swapping me,
Poppy?

She does Paris and you do Istanbul.

With Janice?

I'll make it worth you while.

If I throw a one, I'll give you 20 quid.
If I throw a two, I'll double it. You

don't have to do that.

I want to.

If I throw a three, I'll treble it. You
get the idea?

Yeah, come on.

Fine, 80 quid.

I haven't got a couple of 20s you can
lend me, have you?

Oi, we're doing all the prep here. What
are you doing?

Giving us some options for in -flight
entertainment.

One, drink the trolley dry.

He's been diced, man.

Two, go commander.

Actually, I already am. I was thinking
about you two.

Three, serve breakfast pastries with my
dick in the box. You've lost the plot,

mate. Four, piss in the flight deck.
Drink.

Five, throw a thick and stained parrot.
Oh, six, all available.

Come on, you roll.

You want any pastries?

Yes, you get them now.

Pastry, madam.

Right, pastry, madam.

Can I interest you in a muffin, sir?

Lee? Hmm?

Yeah, yeah, sorry.

Bloody hippies.

Someone should take him out and shoot
the lot of them.

What's happened?

Oh, there's a protest, apparently, about
the runway extension.

Police think they might try to break
through the perimeter fence, so they're

going to let us take off.

For how long?

IBD. Indefinite bloody delay.

Save Xanthos Beach and stop the runway
expansion.

They've got seven different species of
rare bird.

And wildflowers. Why don't we all go see
it?

Because we're not allowed out of the
airport.

The airport closes at seven.

They're not going to kill the protesters
by then. The people have information

that they've chained themselves to the
fence.

We're here for the night.

I know.

We'll let the dice decide.

We're not that bollocks again.

Evens we go, odds we stay and help the
captain with his crossword.

Well, I'm going anyway.

What about you, Leanne? Do you fancy a
walk on the beach?

Yeah.

Oh, goody.

An adventure.

Come on, Captain.

Come see all by yourself.

We're all going to get sunstroke. It
must be 40 degrees.

Take your shirt off and put it over your
head.

Dwayne, dip it in the sea to cool off
when you get there.

Yeah, it's a good plan.

Go on then.

Wow, you could leave your shirt more
often.

Thank you, Docky.

Thank you, Cha.

Most of all.

I'll handle it.

Yeah, that's one way to get us hungry on
a quarter.

English.

Why are you here?

We were at the airport.

We worked for an airline.

A very small airline.

We got your leaflet and we wanted to
come and see for ourselves and show you

out the port.

Come.

That's all we've got left.

Going over the top again.

Wish me luck.

Donuts or muffins?

A donut, that's a pound, please.

Oh, my God, Jimmy, look!

What?

I do apologise for my colleague. Can you
please let go of the box?

Is that what I think it is? No!

It was a dash! Shut up! You're taking a
fucking piss!

Jimmy, let me get in!

Calm down, calm down.

Nick!

If you like, you buy, or we have these.

We also have hash brownies, completely
organic, we make them ourselves.

It's your call, nice woman.

Oh, I'm in this phase of trying new
things and opening myself up to new

experiences.

But all I care about is raising my
favourite speech.

If you're buying, you're helping.

I wanted to make a difference to the
world, didn't I say that?

You did. And now I can. Yeah.

Right, how much?

Forty quid.

For a quarter?

An eighth.

Okay, that's daylight robbery.

No, no.

Don't. Call it a conservation surgery.

Evens we buy and odds we don't.

Do you take checks?

By way of an apology.

My wife prefers Chanel.

Come on, love.

We won't be flying to your airline
again.

Yeah, good riddance. Oi, only one more
word I want to hear out of your mouth

now. Sorry.

It wasn't... I'll bloody well eat you
myself. Sorry!

Ah! Sorry.

It's still bleeding. You can't wait like
this.

Yeah, it's going to need stitches.

Look, you get off your passenger back.

I can't leave you two. Who's going to
first? Me and Poppy will manage.

All right?

All right, tell the flight then.

Got a bit carried away.

I'm sorry.

Don't leave us alone.

Oh.

Don't want to risk taking that back
through customs.

Have it. Flush it.

What you want.

If they will be apprehended as they
collect their flights and escort you to

briefing room, they will wait to be
tested.

Briefing room might be a bit small.

I've taken the liberty of adding one or
two flights to the ones you've selected.

What? Rome, Nicosia, Munich, Helsinki,
Thessaloniki, if they get back tonight.

Random. Does not mean flights my friends
and flatmates are on.

Don't they?

Precisely. The union's bound to kick up
a stink about what we're doing.

If our selection process isn't
completely unbiased, we won't get away

Surely there's something... The boss has
no friends, Will.

It's something you're going to have to
get used to.

Hi, it's Leanne Evans.

Tom!

Lee, this is Will. Look, it's urgent.

If your flight becomes unblocked and you
or Lorna have taken anything, you

shouldn't have anything at all, do not
fly home.

Call me.

Enjoy.

Come on, tuck in.

It'd be rude not to, after she's spent
every penny.

Forty quid?

That better.

Captain? Uh, no thanks.

Come on, don't be such an old square.

I've had just as many drugs as you have
in my day.

Black and black, eh, Captain?

Moroccan gold, actually.

Ah, those are the days.

Try it.

I think you'll enjoy it.

The airport will be closed by now.

We're here for the night.

Oh, what the hell.

Just one take.

Afraid you can't go in there.

Why not?

At last, some union representation.

What's going on?

You don't know.

They're drugs testing us.

Pulling people in as they come off
flight. They won't let us call anyone.

They're making us pee in front of them.
There's no privacy.

Can they do this?

I really don't know.

Nick?

What are you doing here? The two of you
can't be back already. I had an

accident. I had to passenger back on
Ryanair.

Yes, we can join this batch of tissue
later, will you? No way.

It's compulsory.

Have you taken anything for that?

Yeah, they gave me some painkillers in
Paris when they do the stitches.

Why? That would void any results.

Miss Lightfoot, what's going on? You
can't invade people's privacy like this.

I'm sorry, I have a meeting to go to. If
you have any concerns, please address

them to Will.

It's his initiative.

Yours?

You set this up just to get back at me?

I can't do that again. I'll fucking hurt
you.

How many?

What? How many people have you tested?

I don't know. I've been 40 or 50.

I tried to avoid anybody I knew had a
problem, but then she came along and she

added all these fleets to the list.

You are the biggest prick I've ever
known. And when this is finished, I will

probably kill you.

But right now, all I'm concerned about
is saving my members' jobs.

I don't think you can.

The CA are going in, Sister Sack. Even
if the airline doesn't, it's a safety

issue. Then we're going to have to stop
them from being crested in the first

place. Which flights haven't set off
yet?

Leanne Evans.

Lorna Newbold.

It's not the minute you worry about.

They were stuck in Greece overnight.

I can't find Poppy. She was supposed to
be in Istanbul.

Poppy's on my sectors. I switched her.

She hasn't taken anything, right?

I don't know.

Where are we going? Anywhere that an
activist and a croaker arguing the

of protest is a bunch of Marxists.

And anywhere that we can finish what we
started this morning.

I'm not waking out with you on a beat.

Why not?

Where else are you going to find a more
romantic spot?

Think of a better reflection than
reality.

Don't stand in the wrong places.

And this morning, to the contrary, I
don't do pilots.

Well, is this a new rule that you're
applying especially to me? I mean,

had affairs with pilots before.

Yeah, and it went hideously wrong.

Well, I'll be the exception that proves
the rule.

You know your ex is a friend and a
flatmate of mine?

Been there, done that. It's bizarre
stuff.

I was a small matter of few being a
mayor at Epcot.

I knew you didn't.

Just too much bagging.

Never gonna want it.

Do you want it?

Sorry. Okay.

Okay.

We'll just lie back and enjoy the
scenery.

Loving each other.

Oh, look, I got you some tea.

I could really do with something cold.
I'm burning up here.

Tea's very refreshing. Mum always did
so. And besides, Tracy made it

What the hell?

He said it had mushrooms in it.

Magic mushrooms.

I don't know.

Well, can this get any worse?

Is that yours?

No.

Croco.

You cannot be serious.

Right.

They've moved the procession home.

They've reopened the airport.

Yeah, I know. I heard.

You and your bloody dice.

Stupid bloody bitch.

We're all going to get sacked because of
you.

Well, come on.

Goodbye. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you, Madeline.

You OK?

You've been brilliant.

Well, I've been dreaming of dinner and
bed and all the nice things you promised

me.

Thanks for looking after me.

And not just... You don't have to thank
me. I want to.

208, which stand did you see it was on?

Six, Charlie.

What are you going to do? No idea.

Copy field, Ed Russell.

Yes. No, not this one.

You've got the wrong plate.

I'll take care of this.

CAA regulations, routine drug test.

Would you two come with us, please?

You better prepare for the Thessaloniki
fight.

Apparently they're coming home after
all.

Okay, guys.

Walk the line.

Not quite as stoned as I thought.

Okay, Nigel.

Your turn.

You're not seriously suggesting we fly
in this state, are you? I'll fly. I feel

fine. Well, you had just as many of
those joints as I did. Well, obviously I

hold it better.

I wasn't dark enough to drink shroom tea
on top of it. Look, I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.

Yes, it bloody is. You and your half
-baked hippie bloody dice. Will you stop

having a go at her? Will you stop
telling me what to do? God, I'm itching

hurt you, Nigel. Well, come on, then.

Ow! Ow!

Oh,

my God!

Enough!

Dick, stop the tables!

We've got two hours before we've got to
fly. We'll do what we can to sober you

up. And if it doesn't work, then we'll
cancel.

Fine.

My turn.

It's on.

Coffee. Hot, strong, sweet.

Don't wake up.

I've got these from the chemist at the
airport.

They'll take all of them, shall we?

Sign, please.

We want it recorded that this is being
done under duress.

She's been on antidepressants. Her
brother was killed last month working

this airline.

You're going to test positive, aren't
you?

I was so tired, it was only a tiny bit.

Oh, you bastard.

Blame him.

He's the one who's failed the test.

Fifty jobs at risk, all of us who could
just get even with me.

Please don't fight. I'll talk to stuff
no -one else is to blame.

No -one?

Or everyone?

We've been crap friends to you, Poppy.

All of us.

Well, FA026 is making its final
approach.

Stand 7, Charlie.

I want a lawyer present.

This is a complete infringement of my
civil rights. The company is well within

its rights and drug taking is a safety
issue which overrides the right to

privacy.

I left your message in your phone about
your new rosters. Did you get them?

You know I don't check my voicemail down
the road. It's too expensive.

But I guess I'm going to pay for it now.

Yeah, I don't...

It really isn't your fault.

We're all grown -ups. We chose to do
what we did.

Yeah, if they sack us, well, it's been a
fun ride.

Life goes on, right?

How can you say that?

You've got a mortgage and a little boy
to support.

No.

I'm going to hand my resignation to
Stella, and I'm going to tell her why

all tested positive.

It might help you all.

Lorna!

Let's wait until that lady sings, okay?

Will, we have the results.

I'd like you to announce them.

Again?

I know it's difficult, but this was your
initiative.

Thank you all for your patience.

We'll make this as quick and painless as
possible.

Will will read out a list of names.

If you're on that list, you have tested
positive.

But then you probably know that already.

Stay behind.

We need to talk to you.

If you don't hear your name, you're free
to go.

Are you okay?

Bishop.

Stephen.

Carter.

Alephan.

Davidson.

Stuart.

Heaven.

Ryan. Fanshawe, Barbara.

Farmer, Nathan.

Fields.

Bobby.

Foster.

Darren.

Greenblatt, Jordan. I suppose people
could wait behind, please.

But I don't understand.

I don't want to hear clear.

I'm going to.

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Shh. Go on, now. Go on.

You need to get over this.

This is horrible.

This people.

I'm popping it. She's losing her job.

I've got nothing to cry about. I just
can't stop.

Nigel, I've got to look after Poppy.

See if we'll reinstate her.

Will you take Lorna home?

Come on, let's go.

The car's outside.

Now call them in one by one, give them
the letter we wrote, ask for their IDs,

their locker keys, their uniform, any
company property.

Make them sign the confidentiality
agreement.

We need a word.

We'll talk in the morning.

Well done.

You have to be able to get Poppy off.

Are we going to make an exception for
her?

Says she was spiked.

I don't know. But her brother died four
weeks ago today.

You take her job from her, you're going
to kill her. You think I don't know

that, Leanne?

Every one of those people has a sob
story and it's... And it's one o 'clock

the morning and I have to fire every one
of them.

Yeah. Well, you brought it all on
yourself, didn't you?

I thought I knew you.

I don't know you at all.

Here's a souvenir.

On the day you sacked one of your best
friends.

I'm sure that's a real milestone in the
corporate world.

You're going to be okay.

Thanks for the lift.

And I'm sorry I cried all over you.

And that I nearly lost your job.

Well, all's well that ends well.

And I'm sorry too.

I said all the things I didn't mean.

No offence intended.

Untaken.

You know, you're a really kind man,
Nigel.

Don't always let people see that side of
you.

Just for the record, I had a nice day.

It was different.

Hairy at times.

But I'm glad it happened.

Me too.

We will see you now, Poppy.

On her own.

He sees it with me, present or not at
all.

Well, that leaves one question.

How the hell did we get away with it?

Maybe they weren't testing for
marijuana.

They always test for marijuana.

Then that leaves one other possibility.

Oh, come on. We smoke puff often enough
to know when it's not the real deal.

Are you sure about that?

So we were never actually stoned.

There goes my street cred.

And poor Laura's 40 quid on oregano and
watered down mushrooms.

Drive you home?

If you're only going to stay over, then
the answer is no.

I'm going to keep asking the question.

Poppy, I need you to read that.

And so you need to say that you've
understood.

So basically, she keeps quite a bad a
reason for dismissal in exchange for two

weeks' pay and a reference.

That's right.

No. Yes, the KO should probably go
anyway.

Take some time out, be with my family.

Seeing what to do with my life.

If that's what you choose to do, fine,
but don't be forced into it. Look, she

was spiked.

Get her off it.

I can't. Of course you can. Your
management... Stop the airline.

The CIA don't care why someone had
cocaine in their bloodstream. The fact

they did... meant that they were a
danger to the public.

Sod all that. Will, Poppy's your friend.

You know, when you got this promotion,
she was so pleased for you.

She went on and on about it.

She worshipped the bloody ground you
walked on. You won't lift a finger to

her.

She's not signing that.

Come on, couple.

It's making you home.

Of the world.

The world is mine. The world is mine.