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The world is mine.

I won't stop till I fall down.

The world is mine. The

world is mine. And I'm free.

As we are now beginning our descent into London, please return to your seat and

ensure that your seatbelt is now fastened. On behalf of the captain and

of the crew, I'd like to thank you for flying with us on board. All right, all

right, all right.

Is

that

it? Surprise.

We shipped in a lot more than we was on charters. Oh.

Any viewers above with big tits and sparkle, is it?

Is that Brazil John?

Yes. Janice?

I made the best check, then.

I'm a guest.

I'm sure you'll find everything tallies, as usual.

No trusting more, is there?

I'd like to thank you for flying with us on press.

And we hope to see you again soon.

Thanks, bye -bye. You spent a whole flight avoiding me.

Bye -bye.

Bye -bye. Thanks.

Why are you shoving me out like this? Not now, Marco.

Well, when?

Thanks. Bye -bye.

We need to talk. No.

There's no point. I've got nothing to say.

I've moved on.

Where do you think you're going? We've got a very tight turnaround here. I'm

going to meet my little sister. She's out with Mr Palmer.

Two members of the Fields family on board. Aren't we privileged?

Jack, crew here in 20.

Make sure you are too.

Quiet.

Long day?

Well, Tuesday night, bloody management meeting.

My glamorous life.

We should be having cocktails with movie stars.

You'll come?

Haven't you worked out yet, Tony?

I'm not our bloody caida.

I must have left it on the plane.

I'll take this one.

Marco? Marco?

Jan, it's OK. No, no, it's not.

He's the man of the world, this Marco.

Why should he give two hoots?

Let me speak to him. No, no, no, really, I should. Trust me.

Hold on.

Ah, listen, um, sorry about, um, not quite an eyeful back there.

Now, I ask you a favor.

Would you mind, um, keeping this quiet?

I mean, not so much for me, but for the lady in question.

And her reputation.

Hi, babe.

Molly. You look good enough to eat.

Well, if you're hungry later.

Afraid I'm dining elsewhere.

That's a ton.

A hundred?

Tax -free, honey.

Not commission -free.

You know.

Jupiter's moon is rising, foreign travel will bring passion. And we are

travelling somewhere foreign.

Spooky, it really is.

Hey, sis.

Jack, there you are.

You remember Debs?

Hi.

Not little Debbie Clark.

Probably grown a bit since you last saw me.

Yeah, you certainly have.

Have you got them?

The ticket?

We're boarding soon.

Yeah.

Homey. Little Debbie Clark.

He's got a girlfriend.

Nobody's got a girlfriend on holiday.

Anyway, in the stars.

You are going to have your mate's brother.

Only joking.

You're a Leo, right?

Leo. Someone in uniform will bring love in your life. Before long, you'll be

wearing white.

Like, hello.

So all Leos are twelfths of the population.

I'm going to fall in love today and get married.

Yeah, right.

Heard the latest.

You're obviously dying to tell me.

Nigel Croken finally left his wife.

How do you... How do you know that?

Threw him in the car park this morning. Boot full of black blassy bags and a

face like a smacked arse.

Looks like she's chucked him out.

That's me.

Stuck with him all the way to Palmer.

Barrel arse that's going to be.

I'll do it.

Why?

I don't know. Just a fancy night in Palmer.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Kroger.

Apologies for the delay today, and we hope to have some news for you shortly.

How much longer?

Nice dude.

Hey, check it out.

Men in uniform.

At the delivery, pressure 073 on departure Compton 3 Bravo.

Uh, Martin, give us a minute.

Leanne, what are you doing here? I mean, Janice is pursuering.

And I'm your flexing standby.

I heard about you and Denise.

You finally did it.

I never thought you would.

As soon as you get flat together.

Janice could come in at any minute.

So? We don't have to hide anymore.

Please, I want to tell people of my own good time.

What are you doing here?

She was just offering us drinks. I'm the person on this flight, Leon. I decide

who services the flight deck.

Even you couldn't get me in a bad mood today, Janice.

They're absolutely bawling out there without the aircon, Nigel.

Well, what do you expect me to do about it? I'm not a bloody magician.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You're very kind.

Very kind.

Now, madam.

Your card was the four of clubs. Am I right?

But how could I know that? Because you put it straight back in the deck. So why

don't you check it for me?

I'll tell you what. Why don't you look behind the headrest?

Can I borrow you?

And your name is?

Leanne. Leanne.

How can we be sure?

Well, my badge.

Badge? Yeah, my... No way!

This is your captain speaking.

Good news, everyone.

We're back in fully functioning aircraft.

Cabin crew, back to you.

Hey!

Item three.

Misappropriation of company property.

In the past year, we estimated that this cost Fresh over two million pounds. It

can't go on. So we've taken action.

Small, movement -sensitive surveillance cameras have been placed on selected

737s within the fleet. You are joking, Kevin.

CCTV, you can't do that.

We can, and we have.

Hang on, you've done this without consulting the workforce.

Without even telling the Union.

We're telling you now.

How many planes?

Yes, and which routes?

Well... That would rather defeat the purpose, don't you think?

What union members can know is that the footage makes for some very interesting

viewing.

So these cameras, where do they put them?

Somewhere in the galleys.

God, when I think how much fiddling they've caught in today's sectors alone.

Every little thing.

It's all going to be on film.

And certain people mentioning no names are going to be up shit creek without a

paddle. Listen, Michael.

By hook or by crook, we have got to get hands on that tape.

You've done four sections.

And you're out of hours.

I want to get to Palmer tonight.

Please, Roman.

No can do.

Haven't you just knocked off?

No.

You have.

It's important.

That'll more than cover the bar commission fund.

Please.

Si, I need your palma.

So urgent.

Sorry.

It's too late.

After everything I've done for you.

Marco, please, I'm begging you. For the hundredth time, no.

Look, I'm going to miss my shuttle.

Why? What's so urgent? Why do you need this flight?

Personal.

What are we going to do? There must be some other way.

Well, call me old -fashioned, but you could always buy a ticket.

185 quid.

Isn't that crummy, airline?

And that's with crew discount.

Last minute, that's why.

One gin and tonic, sir.

Thank you.

You were really good, by the way. The tricks?

Just a hobby.

Web design.

It's my day job.

Marvin Lloyd, Wizard Industries. Just over for a little dinner meeting in

Well, it's nice to meet you, Marvin.

Is it your last flight? Because I was wondering, if you're free, maybe we

grab a drink.

Don't go asleep.

I should be done with my clients mid -evening.

But I'm afraid I'm spoken for.

Well, whoever he is, I hope he knows he's a lucky man.

Oh, he knows all right.

What the hell are you doing?

Just a little something to keep the holiday off. All right, lads. The

signed. I'm busy here, mate.

You'll have to return to your seats now, please.

Calm down, cupcake.

Sit down now, or I will have to make you.

You and who's on?

These are the facts, bud.

That's my sister.

She's 17.

You're giving her alcohol.

Alcohol that wasn't even purchased on this flight.

And now you're ignoring dissent procedures, so unless you want to be

and court -martialed...

What do is a fucking well say?

Don't go anywhere.

What? Waiting arrivals. We're going to town together.

Older brothers, who'd have them?

Bye. Bye.

Bye, sir.

Bye. Bye, sir.

Leave that.

You can go. I'll do the rest.

Since when do the papers get a hand surgery?

I'll finish up.

You go.

Oh, the cleaners will be on later.

Anyway, the shuttle's here.

So, we're all heading out then?

Mum? Hiya.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're here.

No, we're just off out.

I know, but everyone goes out late here.

Yeah, she's fine.

They're both fine.

Well, she's just getting changed, I think. Hang on.

Pops! Do you want to have a word with Mum?

What the hell is that?

Charming. Sorry, Mum, I was just... No, no, no, everything's fine.

I'll send her your love. Got to go.

No way, Jose.

I don't want every Darren and Dwayne in Mallorca looking at you and thinking

you're some kind of cheap slag who they can just... Help!

What do you think?

Yeah.

It's, um...

You're

insane. Completely insane.

Listen to me, there's no chance in hell you're going to get on board. I won't be

so sure whether the will wears away.

It's like

taking

candy from a baby.

Mira. Ustedes, ¿qué están haciendo aquí?

Ah, yeah, we're a fresh, fresh crew.

No deberían estar aquí.

Play along, just go with it.

Mi novio y yo queremos joder en el avión.

Es nuestro aniversario, ¿comprende?

Lo siento, no es posible. Está fuera de la ley.

And so are you, my dear.

De acuerdo.

Diez minutos, no más.

That was close, wasn't it?

Take your hand off my arm, now.

Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.

Come on, Will. Give up.

There's got to be somewhere.

There it is. There's our birthday.

You did not believe me. And there it is.

Locker. Ha ha ha ha.

Gotcha.

Well,

I'm beat.

Good night, then, Janice.

Captain.

Good night, Leon.

Ah.

Night -night, ladies.

Hello. Hi.

Yeah. Yeah, I was, too.

I'll call you back. Give me five.

Jan. Are you going to let me in?

Well, like I said, I'm exhausted.

So am I.

We still sleep in the same bed, can't we?

You know, I think I had too much coffee.

Maybe I should go for a walk.

All right.

I'll come with you.

Jan, I'm sorry. The truth is that I've got a lot on my mind and I just don't

think I have a great company right now.

Why don't I come and see you later?

Thanks very much.

You wouldn't have something at play with this now, would you?

Boring.

Oh, what have we here?

Ha! I knew those two were at it.

Oh, look, there's me.

And Jack?

Oh, Lordy, you can see everything.

Come on, you've got what you came for. Shh.

This is a veritable gold mine.

We'll see what's next.

Was I very loud?

Uh -huh.

I think it must have been your car, hadn't you?

You could be right.

Oh,

it's mine.

We've got to keep the skipper service now.

Well, this is great.

What are you guys doing over here?

It's a long story.

But thank the Lord, it has a happy ending.

What is it?

Those sneaky bathers that put cameras on all their flights.

And you re -micked the tape.

You won't believe some of the stuff on here.

I don't think we should watch anymore. Oh, look, don't be such a killjoy.

Gas mice.

Are they here?

Oh, my God, it's Captain Crook.

Turn it off.

Leave it.

Who's the girl?

Quickly, Anna.

I'm really sorry.

When was this filmed? When is it?

This is today.

Hang on a minute, that looks like... Oh, my sainted aunt.

No.

Janet!

Come on, Coke.

Pace yourself, sis.

They're all doubles out here, you know.

Can I have a Screaming Org, Evan Jack?

Sure you can.

Yay! Cocktails! And then, like, the club. Come on, girls. Easy.

Don't want to go crazy on your first night.

Now do you believe in your stars?

Sid, what are you doing?

Making a cake. What do you think I'm doing?

Come sit down, yeah?

No. Poppy. This is a club. People dance.

Now back off or I'll swing the place down.

Then you'll have half the armada on your back.

Shall we join them?

Okay.

I'll dance for you then.

Listen.

It's all very, uh, nice.

I don't think I don't appreciate it, but... You want me, Deb?

Debbie? I want you, too.

I've got a girlfriend.

I used to babysit for you. This is all a bit... weird.

Do you really want me? No.

No,

why don't I believe you?

Now, I have seen some pretty gross videos in my time, but the old witch

her chimney swept by Captain Croker.

Come on, how funny is that? Shut up. Just shut up. Don't you ever speak about

her like... Oh, my

God!

You and Janice.

You and Janice!

No wonder you didn't like this. Could you? You sicko!

Fuck could you fuck Janice? You turn me down and she's twice the man I'll ever

be!

Leanne?

You're staying here too?

Are you okay?

No, it's not a good time.

What's wrong?

Hey, Anne.

I don't know what you've heard, but it's all just crude tittle -tattle. Don't

even try, Nigel.

It's all on tape.

Tape?

What tape?

Well, a Marco showed me.

What, you've been getting up to in the galley?

They've been filming.

They've been spying on me. Not them.

Press.

Thank God I didn't do it with you on board.

Two times me with Janice.

Look, Janice and me, it was just a... It was just a silly thing. It was a one

-off.

She's a very lonely woman. I was just... Hold the end, please.

Don't fucking touch me!

Baby. Paige.

No.

Jill. Get lost.

Never a dull moment with your airline, is there?

I've told you what's on it.

You deserve to know, but you don't have to look at it. I do.

Could you give us a few minutes?

I told you not to watch it.

Why him, Jonathan?

He's a lech.

A disgusting, leery old lech.

He's an old man.

How you could... Don't.

You can have me and you choose him. With Nigel and me, we'd go back a long way.

He's the pilot.

The one who promised he'd leave his wife for you.

The one who got you pregnant and then made you pay to get rid of it.

It's sick. I love him.

Fine.

I won't bother you again.

Goodbye, Janice.

You came from what we packed home.

Okay. You, uh... Have fun.

Where's Deb?

It's a bit of a problem.

There's a videotape doing the rounds, and I'm afraid to say it doesn't make

good viewing. It's all right. I've got it.

You've... How do you manage that?

Oh, that's a relief.

Jan? Nigel, I... Am I a bad person?

Why on earth would you say that?

What we did in the galley today, it was... It felt grubby.

Why did we do it?

Why do we do half the things we do?

We... got to fly in three hours.

I hardly think it's the right time to be soul -searching.

Do you?

Let's get our heads down.

Nigel, please.

I just want to be on my own tonight.

Hello?

Hello, are you there?

Don't worry, I'm coming!

Oh my gosh.

Wasted on me.

Got nothing to celebrate.

Oh, come on.

There's always something to celebrate.

Like what?

My life is a total mess.

I don't believe that.

Glamorous air stewardess?

The glorified bus conductor on 9 Grand Basic.

What about all the travel?

Doesn't that make up for it?

Oh, yeah.

The odd overnight in a crummy hotel.

Wait for a knock at the door from some randy pilot.

The reality?

I'm broke.

I'm struggling to pay my share of the mortgage.

I can't support my family.

I've lost most of my friends.

Sounds like you've had a terrible time.

And as for my love life, well, that's just one disaster after another.

I mean, why the hell can't anything go right for me?

Marvin, that's so lame.

Your friend, she was drinking?

I've never met her before. I was swimming and I heard her say, You went

swimming? Like this?

Why did you do this?

I walked up a jetty.

Anyway, good idea at the time.

She hasn't turned up.

You didn't find her? Obviously.

If anything happens to her... Then it'll be your fault.

She hasn't been on her case from the moment we texted.

Yes.

Your mouth is enough grease and I can just dip it, yeah?

Where's that travel guide of yours?

Go get it.

Where's the phone in this place?

Considering she swallowed half the Mediterranean, yes, all is good. I think

have done your good deed for today, and it's not yet breakfast time.

She's going to be okay.

Yes.

Our mysterious young lady will pull through.

That's great news.

Jack rang.

He's out. He lost his sister or something. So you're going to have to

Come on, I'll make you coffee.

What a crazy world it is.

When a man would choose Janet over you.

Or me.

You were right all along.

It's a mugs game.

Love and all that bollocks.

I've been in love once.

Marco. I think she's waking up.

Hello.

You're in hospital.

You owe your life to this man, Senorita.

You could have drowned.

Thank you.

I'm really glad you're okay.

I'm Marco.

Marco Bailey.

Marco.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Croker again.

We're making good time into London now we've passed that spot of turbulence and

I'm sure you're all ready for some refreshments.

Our friendly cabin crew will be amongst you shortly.

So, I take it you'll be doing the flight deck drinks then?

Meaning what exactly?

We'll do a number one jealous.

What do you want to do?

Uh, right, um, yeah.

You okay?

What about him?

Not a happy flyer.

Just feeling peaky, apparently.

Does he want anything?

Sir, do you want... A bag would be my guess.

Sir?

You see, it's not just tricks I do, I can...

predict the future as well.

How could you do it, Janice, eh?

How could you do it to someone as sweet and kind and lovely and vulnerable as

Marco? What did he ever do to you?

You don't know what you're talking about.

Do you have any idea how much you've hurt him?

You love him, don't you?

Oh, dear.

You really are losing it, aren't you?

Where do you think you're going?

I want to tell. Leanne?

She thinks you know already.

And that's where the muck spreading will end, O 'Brien.

You reckon?

I would be so sure, Janice.

What with me and my big gob, I wouldn't be surprised if the whole frigging world

doesn't hear about crooked little galley fuck.

I'm going to scream it from the frigging rooftops. I don't think so, Will.

Because if you do that, then I'll take this tape straight to Macmillan.

And then you and Jack and every other little crook in fresh will be out on

pad a little backside before you can say CCTV.

How did you get that?

Oh, um... Sweet, lovely, kind Marco gave it to me.

You OK?

What's the wife?

Are we OK?

Look, I know this is hardly the time or the place, but, um... Denise.

wants me to move my stuff out.

I'd ask you to live with me if my circumstances were different. Yes.

And maybe it's time we formalized things between us. Nigel, please.

I know what you're up to, and yeah, it's okay.

You can move in.

Feeling any better now?

I'm sorry.

It was the only spare one we had.

That fresh will pay for yours to be dry cleaned, and... Don't worry about it.

These are my stars anyway.

Apparently I'd end up wearing white.

Believe in all that stuff, do you? I didn't, but now... Can I get you

else?

Your phone number, wife, and his wife.

Marvin.

Don't say another word.

I thought I was doing so well, you know, like the...

Good listener, champagne on cue.

No. You, uh, you are lovely.

But?

But... I'm... A, too good for the likes of me. B, not in a good place

emotionally right now. Or C, thinking of joining a convent. Definitely not A.

Please don't think that.

B, for sure.

And the convent thing?

I'm really bad at those, yeah.

Then take my number.

For emergency use only.

I'm sorry.

I don't think I'm ready to get hurt again.

As you would.

It's not just the way it goes.

Hey, sis.

Lad, you're back with us.

How did you find me? We rang all the hospitals.

They said they had someone who matched your description.

Did Mum and Dad know?

I had to. I can't cover the cost of your treatment.

Deb said you guys didn't get insurance.

Pops, have I ever told you?

You're such a nightmare.

I'll be back in a moment.

I'm sorry, babe, for everything.

It's OK.

Oh, babe, if I hadn't let you leave the club on your own, if I hadn't done what

I did with your brother, I'd have been a rubbish mate. It's fine, really, trust

me.

See, my horoscope came true.

I found him, Debs.

I found my money in the uniform.

Who? Who is he?

His name's Marco.

Marco Bailey.

You're very pale.

You're not going to be sick, are you?

No, it's just something I have to get on my system.

You know where the toilet is?

It's okay to change your mind.

Goodbye, sir.

Have a good day, won't you?

Thank you.

I was wondering, that was the guy from last night. So, have you got a date?

No.

Give him a call, man.

No.

Come what way, come who may, I will never give up on men, and neither should

you.

There are some good ones out there.

There's got to be.

Come on, love.

Pick up.

Arthur, please.

where he does it to wind me up.

Where are you going?

Through the joy and hell the fun, now it's time for me to get on top

of the world.

Cause the world is mine, and I'm

feeling it.