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Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Well, do you really think it's worth me coming in this late?

No, it just died on me.

Yeah, well, I called the AA.

They're breaking up.

I think you're suffering from post -traumatic stress disorder.

It can happen after a serious shock.

Grace!

Grace!

Grace!

Fresh employs counselors to help you deal with your fears.

You can get over this, Jason.

But you need help.

Lee? You're up yet?

I really need...

Should have gone to my place.

What if Emma finds out?

If we're going to see each other, she's going to have to know sometime.

Hey, don't look so worried.

Emma is married.

Why should she care?

Well, I'm her best friend. You're her ex. Think about it.

John, I just can't believe that it's just about you and me.

It is.

What?

When we make love, do you seriously think there's anyone else on my mind?

Pick up around seven.

Okay.

Bye -bye. Thank you.

One down.

Don't count your chickens, Will.

Rugby block booking up next.

Oh, God.

Is that a problem?

Problem? You've been on a flight with 50 drunken sportsmen.

Brian! Time to break out the beer! Come on!

Shouldn't we go and give a kiss before?

If I was you, I'd stay clear.

I hope we've had a few drinks. It'll be wind up the window.

But I'm not gay.

I'm afraid as far as they're concerned, you are.

Are they actually drunk?

Not as such.

Just over an hour to Paris. If we take off straight away, it doesn't give them

much time to get too pissed.

It's your call.

We'll cope.

Good girl.

Okay, Jo, let's get this show on the road.

Project ground.

Can I have your text, please?

Janet, they've got plenty to eat and drink. Can we not just leave you to it?

No, the airline requires us to provide a service.

Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Beardsley has now switched on the seatbelt sign.

We are expecting turbulence, so we'd like to ask you to return to your seats

fasten your seatbelts, please. Thank you. Hey, Pat!

I suggest nobody bends over.

Here come the fudge packers.

Why is it that all gay men have moustaches?

So they can hide their stretch marks.

The three belt signs are on, if you can

sit down, please.

She's a bit past her shell by date, though, ain't she?

Oi, Blondie, bet you sucked a few of these in your time, eh?

all those when I was in the bath.

So?

Jay, if there's something wrong, bid it out.

Because quite frankly, you're getting on my tits.

Fine.

What you said about John falling asleep in your hotel room, it lied to me,

didn't it? No.

Nothing happened then. I don't want to know, right? Well, why do you ask?

Because he was trashed, like he trashed her.

Do you know what?

I don't have to listen to this. Do you think any bloke would do to his best

what you're doing to Emma? She doesn't care about John anymore.

You're not even convincing yourself, are you?

Shut up. Just shut the fuck up. Don't go. Get off me.

This card didn't really break down.

What?

Just... I can't do it, Lee.

I can't fly anymore.

Oh, thank you. I need to get through to the other end of the aircraft.

That's the general idea.

Oh,

God. Richard, you've got to do something.

Where's Janice?

Where's the nearest airport that can take us?

Our diversions for this vector are either Manston or Boulogne. Nobody fucks

my day and gets to France.

Let's strand the butters in Kent.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to have to inform you that in the interest of

your safety, we are diverting to Kent International Airport in Manston, where

will offload those passengers from... Who are you shouting at me, eh?

Jay, don't.

Shit, I had about three lines there.

So, why are you supposed to be having counselling?

You've been going out buying drugs?

We're counselling.

We still haven't got any mates, have we?

That's bollocks!

I don't want to talk about it, all right?

What? You're going to have to.

You're rostered again tomorrow, right?

And what are you going to do?

Fake another breakdown?

And how long do you think you can keep getting away with that?

Keep... Hoping I'll wake up and be back to normal, you know.

I tell myself over and over again, it's just a little tiny light on the blink.

We weren't really going to crash.

Doesn't matter what your head says, does it?

I look up in the sky, I see one plane. My stomach goes like that.

It starts beating up here and I can't breathe.

I feel suffocated.

All these years I've been flying as well.

Never from before, is it?

Why now?

Are you going to answer that?

Hey, you.

Yeah.

Hang on a minute.

It's John. He's five minutes away.

Do you want me to tell him to come back later?

Sure?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You go.

Who's the lucky fella?

Oh, no one you know.

You can't stand out here dressed like that.

It's all right, I'll be here in a minute. Go on.

Have a good night, you.

I will. Have a good one, darling.

Come on, you.

Bye. Bye.

Wow.

I feel terrible.

Stop that.

Come here.

We're going to have to make a move.

We're going to have to rip that dress off you right here, right now.

Are you okay?

We can't take off with a cabin in that state.

Can you go and clear it up, please?

Excuse me.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your patience. We should have you back on

your way to Paris again in the next 10 to 15 minutes.

You okay?

I should never have let them take off.

Not Richard.

He was Richard. He was pushing me.

I'm fine.

Just a bit of an experience, that's all.

I've never lost control in that cabin. Never.

Let me get you some water.

Something strong in there, maybe?

No, it's not anything.

Right. We've got 80 ,000 of them that need to get to France.

Can you help Casey and Will get tidied up, please?

Thank you for rescuing me.

Be nice to Shinyama.

Marco, the police will see you next time.

That cut looks like it might need some stitches.

Get reception to call your cab to A &E when you're done. Fine.

Are you all right? They're waiting for you.

Where's Casey?

I hope she hasn't gone. The police do need to talk to her. She just popped

the terminal building.

I didn't have you down as a G -string girl, Janice.

Always a cheap crack with you, isn't it, Will?

Come on, I was only... Oi, come here.

Look at these.

Oh, my.

You think she's got a snatch like a barracuda?

Pulls the other teeth?

I can't see it. It looks not bad to me.

Do you know what?

The press would pay a fortune for this.

Come on, why aren't you ready? We're going to be late.

That's what I did, isn't it?

Well, have you looked for it?

Everywhere.

I'll just call in a second.

No, you won't. Come on. I'll give you a hand.

Where did you have it last?

Don't know.

Help me look, then.

Come on, Emma. We should have left 20 minutes ago.

Yeah, look, you guys go ahead. I'll take my car.

Emma,

I've already looked there. Oh.

Leanne said you'd do something like this.

I talked to Leanne about me.

When? She called me first thing from a mystery lover's.

Can't enough to ring and make sure we look after you?

You owe it to her to sort yourself out, Jane.

Excuse me, who's this mystery man? I don't know.

You might be serious, though. No.

You should have seen her last night.

I'm not just talking about the fuck my dress had on, either.

She had a going of a glue about her. Really?

It's no secret. She's shagging Johnny Bryce.

You utter bastard.

What did I do?

Creeping Room 5, please.

the wrong room.

Have you seen this?

Yeah, um, listen, this morning... Em, you all right?

You two -faced bitch.

How could you do this to me?

Oh, God.

Oh, Emma, I'm really sorry.

Babe, I meant to tell you. Sorry, has anyone seen Jason Murdoch?

He came in with us. He must be here somewhere.

Any idea where?

No.

Excuse me.

What's the matter with her?

Bad, period.

Emma, you're either fit to fly or you're not. If you're not, go see a doctor. I

really haven't got time for this.

You can get over this, Jase. You can get over this, Jase. You need help. You

need help.

You need help.

Jase, you in there?

I know it's you. Your stuff's here.

Jase, what are you playing at?

Sorry, mate. I couldn't hear you.

I was trying to write to you. You've probably got a standby by now, haven't

No, you're in luck. Flight's delayed.

Come on, mate. We're late as it is.

Well, got any Prozac on you?

No, my stuff's at home, why? What's wrong?

Liam, Emma, start serving your drink.

Okay, so you can prep the kiosk with me.

Why don't I do the drinks for Emma and...

Leanne can help you. No.

Emma, for God's sake, please put some make -up on.

Passengers do not want to look at you with a face like that.

Do you understand?

Why?

We've all got problems.

The professionals amongst us don't bring them to work.

Emma.

Emma.

Open the door, Emma, or I will. I can't, Leanne.

Sorry.

You're our best friend then.

Bollocks.

Forget the topless, Janice. You've started a whole new trend for page

Two coffees. Anything else?

A song for Europe?

Emma, are you going

to do any work today or are you just going to spend the whole time

Our apologies for the late departure of the flight this morning.

Caused by a slight technical problem.

We should be pushing back from the stand in a couple of minutes.

Jason, you all right?

What's wrong with the aircraft, mate?

What? You said it went tech.

He obviously fixed it. I thought it would be here.

Right, let's close out.

Break, break!

Break, break!

Jason!

Jason!

Jason! If you're going to sack me, just do it.

Well, you don't leave me many options.

Did you see the counsellor?

You're not going to get over this problem unless you do.

You still got the card I gave you?

Jason. The airline is sympathetic.

That's why we pay for counselling in situations like this.

Make an appointment today.

She's a very nice woman.

You've still got a week of paid leave.

After that, it's unpaid, I'm afraid.

You're good crew. We don't want to lose you.

But we can't carry you forever.

How did you get my address?

The scheduling gave it to me.

You've no right to invade my privacy like this, Malcolm.

They won't let me fly, or where my eye is.

So I came to see if you were okay.

I'm fine, thank you.

Now I'm actually quite busy, so... I don't know.

Excuse me a minute.

I suppose I should offer you a tea or coffee or something.

Is this your bed?

No.

Have you lived here long?

Long enough.

Look, Marco, I'm really not quite...

Alison?

Kevin at Willard said you'd hand me the rope.

Great Jason Murdoch on check -in.

Nobody would have believed this.

Do you remember how to work the seating system?

Of course.

Well, why don't you take care of Rome, and we'll open it in five minutes.

It's just time for you to get me a Nedley from coffee.

I'll have a macchiato.

What are we doing?

I don't know about you, but I'm getting something to eat.

I'm starving.

Marco?

No bread, no milk, no nothing except these.

When do I have time to do shopping?

And these.

Why don't you just laugh it off?

Because I need authority over my cruise and I can't have that with people

sniggering behind my back.

Look, Marco, I know you mean well, but I'm actually quite tired, so if you

mind... You're not kicking me out.

I'm not?

No.

I'm getting a shower and then I'm taking you out for lunch.

You're kidding.

Jason Murdoch actually ran off the plane.

You put our schedule two hours behind. I want a word with you.

As if it wasn't enough getting a blowjob from Jackie Render, you have to sleep

with my best friend.

All right, Emma, let's not do this here.

Have you been drinking?

What do you care?

Why? Why are you doing this to me? I promised you after that nightmare in

Barcelona that I was going to get on with my life, and that's what I'm doing.

best friend.

I'm not trying to hurt you, Emma. Bullshit!

She said you went after her.

Oh.

Well, she didn't fight me off.

Look, I have no idea where this is going.

I do feel bad about it.

And so does she.

But I like her.

I really do. And I think she likes me.

I'm sorry you had to find out that way.

And I'm sorry if you don't like it, but you know what?

You married someone else.

You're in love with someone else, aren't you?

How are they, is it?

Yes. It's a great city, Rome.

Lovely bar I know on the Via del Corso. If you just turn off by the... Jason, no

one wants to hear chat -up lines here.

They just want to get their boarding pass and get on with it.

He's only on the 173, but I sent him away because the flight was delayed.

So we're up and running again, are we? I'll have a window seat.

I'm afraid there's none left, yeah? Okay, just give me whatever you've got.

The flight's gone, sir.

What?

You told me to come back here in an hour. It got brought forward.

I was on the tannoy about 20 minutes ago. The tannoy? That thing may as well

in Greek.

I'm sorry, it's not really my fault. I'll put you on the next flight, yeah?

Listen, I won't have a business while you morons keep dicking me about.

Right, I want to see your supervisor.

Go with Leslie, do the meet and greets for the rest of the morning. I'll deal

with this.

So, uh, how you been?

All right, yeah, you?

This is Lee. This is my friend Jason.

He's going to help you into the terminal building.

So, uh, do you fancy coming out for a drink tonight?

In case he's treat.

She spends the money she got flogging those pictures of old field balls.

Yeah, probably.

Thanks. So, we'll beat this one.

Marco?

Told you fancy.

Chinese or Indian.

Hello?

Hi, it's you.

You hit me over the head with that.

What is this?

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have told you about John and Lee.

I don't know what came over me.

Oh, fuck it.

I'd rather that than anyone knowing about it and talking behind my back.

Is that for me?

If you want it.

So tell me, Jase, why are all men sheep?

It's not men, is it? It's people.

Thank you.

Look, sheep...

So, uh... Do you want some real fun?

What is it, Zamo?

I can't remember.

Come and get it.

I mean, you're right.

I'm not.

Someone's shagging everyone.

So why not fuck me?

Because you're married, and I'm... Yeah, walking hard on.

Come on, Ian can come in any minute.

Come on, you'll fuck anything over the top.

So why not fuck me?

Get off.

You're embarrassing yourself.

What the fuck is going on?

We're getting out of here.

Find ourselves if we can get a place to live.

Emma, what's wrong?

I don't know if she can do it.

And I don't understand how anyone could be so cruel.

Emma!

I'll pay to replace these when we're gone.

What happened?

She's been drinking again.

Taking cocaine and God knows what else.

Those cases in the hall.

She's packed them.

I finally got her off to sleep, but she's been sobbing her heart out for the

last two hours.

All she could say was that she wanted to get out of here.

Any idea why?

I wasn't here last night.

Yeah, but you were flying with her yesterday.

You must know something, Leanne.

She kept saying...

How could she be so cruel?

Well, who's she talking about?

Has she had a fight with someone at work? That Janice woman, maybe?

Please talk to her.

I can't go through all this again, Liam.

And neither can she.

What time is it?

6 .30.

I need to tell you how to set the burger along.

You're going without me?

Well, how am I supposed to get to the airport?

Same way you got here, I guess. No, wait, I'll come with you.

Could you have brought my uniform with me?

You knew you'd be staying the night when you came here yesterday.

I hoped.

I could murder a cup of tea.

Oh, no, I forgot.

Janice still doesn't do food or drink.

Two minutes.

This is as far as I can take you.

Down, down, ice!

What the hell are you doing?

Sorry.

I thought that was Richard Beard's car.

What if it was?

Right, it's not far to walk from here now.

Are you ashamed of me?

Can we talk about this another time? No, I'm not having you do this to me again.

You don't understand, do you, Marco?

I am already a laughing stock.

I do not need it getting around that I'm also sleeping with a new boy that's

nearly half my age. Now, do you mind? I'm going to be late.

If I get out of this car, Janice, that's it.

I won't be coming back.

Been looking for you.

Come to gloat, have you? Come to help.

Last time I saw you, you poured hot coffee on my hand. I want to make it up

you.

Watch my count for a minute.

Doing you any good, is it?

Whereas I guarantee I can sort you out in under an hour.

Now, follow me.

Oh, no, no, no.

The only way to get over a fear is to confront it.

Jason, are you really going to let fear stop you living the life you love?

I'm not too sure about this. Let me just... I'm not... I don't think I can

It's just really wobbly.

Whoa!

Feeling better now?

A bit, yeah.

Good.

What the fuck are you doing? Turn the engine back on!

Shouldn't have lied about my daughter.

Oh, I... She spent the night in my room, but nothing happened to her. I couldn't

do anything. I was too freaked out.

But you would have.

But I didn't.

Turn the fucking engine on!

I don't want to die!

Morning.

Morning.

Well, ladies, all pretty straightforward this morning.

No wheelchairs, no unaccompanied minors, no sports fans.

And a nice two days in Barcelona at the end of it.

Looking forward to it?

Yeah, so am I.

Casey, can I just get your hands for a moment?

You can't fly like that. You know the regulations.

Emma, could you run and pay her to stand by for me? Oh, no, I thought you'd take

me a couple of minutes to clean it up. Sorry, haven't got time.

Marco.

You're late.

You can drop these things hundreds of feet and they just bounce back.

And now you've looked dead in the face, you'll be ready for anything.

Just punch Captain Beardsley.

Oh, my good God, why?

Going to get the sack for sure now, aren't I?

I would have been called into McMillan first thing.

Hey, you're not going to get the sack. Not with Uncle Will as your union rep.

It's no good, mate.

The bird I was covering for on check -in is back from maternity leave early.

And I still can't fly.

It's all over, isn't it?

Well, maybe it's for the best.

I'm over the game, Jay.

There's plenty of other jobs out there.

Better hours and better pay at least.

I don't want other jobs, mate. I want this one.

You can't put me in an office. I'll be dead in a week.

I've got... I've knocked this door in my head.

I've got all these really... ...fagary thoughts, you know.

I can't go back in again.

You wanted to see me?

Take a seat, Jason.

How's the counselling going?

All right. The reason I ask is I'm going to have to push you to make a decision.

Your paid leave runs out on Monday.

I can put you on statutory sick leave, but I can't guarantee you're going to

have a job to come back to. What? But you said... It's not up to me.

You know as well as I do about the job losses in this industry last year.

If you take voluntary redundancy now, you'll get a good payout.

No, I want this job.

I'm fine.

So you'll fly?

Do you want me to roster you?

Yeah. For a Monday?

Mm -hm. Are you sure about this?

Yeah, I'm sure.

Look, you have to fly tomorrow.

That is your last chance. Yeah, I know that, why not?

Don't take this the wrong way, all right? But he's a shirtless, don't he?

What's that got to do with it?

Why, it doesn't mean to change him away or something.

They can do all kinds of things against their wishes.

Don't flatter yourself, sunshine.

Anyway, I don't think he's got that much power.

He's my trainee.

You're going to let a trainee mess with my mind?

Shh!

When you wake, you will feel confident, happy in your work, and your

fear will have completely disappeared.

Now, on the count of three, you will awaken.

One.

That's not very ethical.

How am I going to know that it's working?

All right, try it.

Can you hear me, Jason?

When your friend Will asks you to make him a cup of tea, you will touch your

toes three times before obeying him.

Do you understand me?

Good. On the count of three, you will awaken.

One, two, three.

So, how do you feel?

What a load of bollocks.

Bollocks? Well, yeah, when you were saying you would have conquered your

in my head I was just thinking, nah.

Do you know what I mean?

Jason, could you make me a cup of tea?

You are a genius.

Don't get too excited.

The thing is, if he encounters anything similar to what triggered the fear of in

the first place, it could still return.

Milk and sugar, Will?

Yep. Sasha?

No, thank you, Jason.

Yes, three minutes late.

You know the rules.

And in any case, that skirt's at least an inch too short.

That has.

I'm not talking about anybody else, Casey. I'm talking about you.

So in the future, be on time and try looking a little less like some street

corner hooker.

Briefing room, please.

Janice.

What?

Why are you doing this?

Three times that you've bumped me. I need to fly.

We should have thought about that, Casey, before we sold those photos.

You and I will never fly again together.

Every time we're rostered, I'll find a reason to ground you.

But that's victimisation.

I'll go to the union.

Do that.

And I'll tell management how you stole a passenger's property.

How you broke the confidentiality clause by talking to the press.

And how you brought this airline into disrepute by selling those photos.

Oh, well, why don't you just tell them now?

Get me sacks if that's what you want.

Where's the fun in that?

A girl like you?

Expensive taste?

You're going to be pretty desperate without those allowances.

Anyway, can't stand chatting.

Some of us have a plane to catch.

Check out the arse on that.

Good to see you're back to normal, or at least what passes for normal in that

warped world of heterosexual.

Any use?

Small technical fault.

They're working on it. She'll be ready to push back in a few minutes.

Technical fault?

Nothing serious, I'm sure.

Jason. Jason, now listen to me.

Go and get me a cup of tea.

Will, the plane's going to take... I don't want to do that, am I?

Bollocks.

Shit.

Jason, please, come out.

I can't.

Look, I quit, all right?

Don't be ridiculous. Come out and let's discuss it. I can't do it, mate.

Honestly, I'm tired.

I just can't fly.

Will, go and tell the flight deck we're not ready to close up just yet.

Tell them we've got a problem with a passenger.

Jason, can you hear me?

Will's gone. It's just you and me.

Now I'm going to do something you can't tell anyone about.

What? I've got something here that'll get you through it.

Here, take these.

All right.

I can't tell you, but I guarantee they'll work.

The effects should kick in in about five minutes.

You may feel a bit lightheaded, and you may not remember much in four hours'

time.

Yes, Jim.

The last person I've done is a junkie.

Don't feel it, eh?

What the hell did you give me?

Do you want to do the drinks for a flight deck?

No, you do it.

It'll be more than fine.

Emma, look, please don't go.

I really need to speak to you.

Oh, he's told you, has he?

Well, it's mineral water. You can try it if you don't believe me.

You're seeing... You're seeing him tonight?

John, no.

I'm going to tell him it's over. Oh, don't do that for me. I really didn't

to hurt you. It won't help, you know.

What really hurts is knowing that he wanted you and you wanted him.

I didn't think he would upset you that much.

Em, you've had your chance with him.

You chose Ian.

John has to get on with his life now too, you know. Yeah, I know.

Look, it's Ian.

It's none of my business.

Don't get hurt.

I won't.

Leanne, that's what he does.

Wait, I'll catch you up. James!

There's pills, man. I've got to get some more.

They're quite hard to come by. But I need them. They saved my life.

They don't come cheap.

I don't care. I'll pay whatever.

I'm really not sure, Jason.

Mate, the difference between having a job and not, I'm begging you.

Just so happens I've got some with me.

Maybe later, not here yet.

I'm still all right.

Sweetness?

You bastard, you gave me... You could have killed me!

Now it's time for me to get on top of the

world.

Sure, the world is mine. The world is mine.