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What is it? What can I do for you, Mr.
Mayor, honey?

In deference to the elected candidate,
namely me, it's only common courtesy to

dispose of the campaign propaganda of
the defeated candidate.

But now Billy only lost in the election.

Everybody knows he's a common criminal.
Oh, not everyone.

Well, I voted for him, and I'd vote for
him again.

Bill. Well, honey, it's not political.
It's only personal.

What'll it be, young fella?

Whiskey.

I'm concerned.

Marshal.

I bump you another hundred, Mr.
Maverick.

Marshal, I'm a little short of cash.

Marshal, Theo won't take down that
poster of Billy Cole.

Look, this is her place, and that poster
ain't illegal.

You were saying, Maverick?

Oh, yes. Well, I was wondering if maybe
an IOU... Oh, no.

The town's full of your IOUs, Maverick.

Now, you better win that pot and pay
what you owe me for the boots and hat

you charged at my store.

She's glorifying a criminal.

Theo, darling, take a look at these.

No, honey, no more credit.

Are you going to fold or call, Maverick?

You know, Marshal, I should think my
horse and saddle would just about cover

that. That horse ain't going to leave my
stables till you've paid me for his

keep.

Makes it my pot.

Now, just a minute, Marshal.

I'd say that ought to just about cover
that debt.

Gentlemen, please.

A ravenous wolf is going to descend on
us. He'll tree the town. He'll tear us

all to pieces.

Stop foaming there.

Cole knows I'm waiting.

He ain't about to call my hand.

Any more than...

Looks like the Marshal ain't gonna need
that retirement fund now.

Boys better take care of the Marshal.

Who, uh, who was he?

Beasley kid.

Ah, well, he always was a wild one.

But what do you suppose he was after?

A reputation?

Billy Cole put him up to it. Oh, for
heaven's sakes, Billy can do his own

Take it easy, Theo. Gentlemen, I don't
want to appear irreverent, but we do

some unfinished business here. Yes, we
certainly do.

We've got to appoint a new marshal, form
a posse, and hunt down that mad dog,

Cole.

Gentlemen, can't this wait?

Hey, what about Maverick for marshal?

I mean, after all, gun handling like his
certainly ought to give Billy Cole

something to think about.

Mr. Maverick, we'd be honored.

Thanks, but no thanks, Mr. Mayor.

I'm not too familiar with that side of
the law, and besides, you folks are

waiting for Wyatt Earp. Well, we're
waiting, yes, but we need a marshal now.

Billy Cole. Here's your problem.

My problem is right here on the poker
table. Now, the marshal raised me $100,

and I called with my horse and saddle,
correct?

And I have here three pretty little
twos.

What does he have?

Just a minute.

Heck claimed that pot and died and
tested.

I must assume custody until rightful
ownership is legally established.

You can establish that by merely looking
at his cards. Impossible.

And speaking of custody, your
indebtedness and your lack of any

support suggest vagrancy.

Mr. Mayor, are you threatening me?

Ah.

You're prepared to take me into custody,
too, hmm?

Uh -huh.

Unless I take the job of marshal, right?

Ah.

And if I do accept the job, do I get to
see the hand?

Uh -huh.

As marshal, it'll be part of your
legitimate investigation.

Uh -huh. If I win? We all win. If I
lose?

Well, Heck has no relatives.

I see no reason why part of the money
shouldn't go to satisfy your

Just until Mr. Earp arrives.

Agreed? Agreed. I'll swear you in
tomorrow. Now, meanwhile... Fine. You

me see what the Marshal had.

A straight.

Straight.

Straight. Just a minute.

Come on, Marshal. Buy a drink.

Oh, no. No, not now.

Not now. The posse. You've got to form a
posse. Oh, for heaven's sake. The

posse.

for joining a posse for the purpose of
running down Billy Cook.

Uh, partner?

Nobody?

Fine, that's splendid.

Splendid? Well, that's excellent
strategy.

This way, he'll have to come to us,
which I hope isn't until Wyatt Earp gets

here. When do you say he's due?

In six weeks.

Six weeks?

That's right.

I'll take that drink now.

He's here. Billy Coe, he's in town all
alone.

What do you want me to do about it, Mr.
Mayor? Keep him company?

He's a killer. He's a murderer.

You're the law. Stop him before he runs
amok and slaughters somebody.

Yeah, all right, I'll go. It's better
than being slaughtered here in this

Oh, Billy.

Billy, you can't be what they said. You
can't.

You couldn't have had Hector Thomas
killed. You couldn't.

Now, I already told you, honey, if I
wanted him dead, I would have shot him

myself. Now, stop thinking about it.

When you start thinking about who you
are going to be in this town, money,

clothes from Paris, you're going to be
proud of Billy Coe. And I mean real

proud.

Oh, honey, you're going to run in the
next election, aren't you? Oh, no, I'm

waiting that long. I'm starting right
now.

Men, horses.

Yeah, I'll be running, Abilene, before
the first cattle come up here from

Cashing in when them banks are full and
the drovers are drunk and spending.

Oh, I'm going to make my little pile,
all right, before the year's out.

And then I'm going to lay it at your
feet.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, you are not, because I don't
want it that way.

Baby doll, we both want it.

Anyway.

No. No, you listen to me, Billy. I have
told you for the thousandth time it

can't be that way.

Oh, honey, you could be so wonderful.
You could be such a great leader.

But it's got to be my way, Billy.

Please, you've got to try it my way.

My name is Bart Maverick.

Oh, Marshal Maverick, I tell you.

Specialties killing kids?

No, he was a man, Mr. Coe. He murdered
Heck Thomas.

Kind of ungrateful of you, wasn't it?

He got you the job.

But I don't like the job.

The present is nervous and the future is
doubtful and the pay is atrocious.

You do me a favor and I'll do one for
you in return.

You stay out of Abilene for the next six
weeks.

Why six weeks?

Because after six weeks, you'll be
somebody else's problem.

If you come in here again, I'm going to
try to take you, and you'll probably try

to stop me.

One of us is liable to get dead.

It could be me, and I think that's too
big an investment to put into a six

job.

Just why do you plan to take me?

Because you're a murderer.

Boy, what are you talking about?

Beasley did that job on your orders, so
you're as guilty as he was.

Maybe you can prove it. But I can't.

He didn't die instantly.

He signed a confession.

You're a liar.

Do you care to bet your life on that?

Well, if he did, he was lying.

Now, you listen to me, Mr. Cole.

I was there after he regained
consciousness. Now, are you going to

-week vacation, or am I going to have
to... You're taking the vacation,

Maverick.

And a good long one.

Now, we're going to pay a visit to your
office.

We're going to pick up that little old
piece of paper.

Then ride out of town and find a nice,
quiet spot to dig your grave.

Get out of here, Billy Cove.

Or I'll kill you.

Get out!

I'll be back, Marshal Maverick, in less
than six weeks.

You were lying, Bart.

That Beasley kid was dead as soon as
your bullet hit him.

At least now we know who sent him.

Thanks, Theo.

Honey, it looks like I've been playing
against a marked deck, doesn't it?

By drawing on me, Coe admitted his own
guilt.

Well, if he admitted it, then I say it
was your sworn solemn duty to hold him

for trial. Now, why didn't you do it?
Why?

It would have been his word against
mine.

Theo could not have been counted on to
back me up.

If you tried to take him, he might have
resisted, and you could have shot him.

But Theo was holding a gun. She was in a
very highly emotional state. Now, if I

tried to take him, she might have turned
that gun on me, Mr. Mayor. That was

very selfish reasoning, very selfish
indeed.

For two cents, I'd ask you to turn in
that badge.

Well, Mr. Mayor, save your money. I
resign.

Resign? What do you mean, resign?

You can't resign.

Maverick!

Maverick, stop.

Maverick!

Stop, I say.

Mr. Mayor, I've said everything I'm
going to say. You made a bargain, and by

God's free, you're going to keep it. I
don't want the job. Now, if you want to

spend the next six weeks in jail, you...

It's a Bundline special, like the one
they presented to Wyatt Earp.

Wyatt Earp?

Oh, no.

No, he isn't due for weeks.

How do you do, sir?

Yes, sir.

I'm Oliver.

Are you the famous... Could it be that
you're Mr. Wyatt Earp?

Some folks like to call me that.

You are?

Yes. Welcome.

Welcome, Mr. Earp. You don't know how
welcome you are, sir.

Why, Earp? Why, it's providential. It's
unbelievable.

And so soon. We didn't expect you for
weeks.

Well, I wound up my cattle deal a lot
sooner than I thought I would.

You must be the retiring Marshal Heck
Thomas.

Kind of young to be retiring, aren't
you, Marshal? Mr. Earp, that's the only

thing that's been on my mind ever since
they gave me the job.

But I'm not Heck Thomas.

His name's Maverick. He's only
temporary.

Heck Thomas was shot in the back three
days ago.

He was.

Shot in the back, you say, huh?

Driver, hold that bag, please.

But Maverick gunned down the man that
killed him.

Oh, he did? Well, my compliments, Mr.
Maverick.

I like to hear things like that. All
right, driver, you can drop it now.

Billy Coe is the real devil around here.
He's a ruthless killer. He's organizing

a gang to take over the town.

A ruthless killer, huh?

Yes, sir.

Maverick, men like you are few and far
between.

I won't hear of you retiring.

I here now appoint you as my deputy.

Now, just a minute, Mr. Earp. You see,
I... Don't thank me. You deserve the

honor.

Supposing I refuse?

Suppose you try, Mr.

Maverick.

Come in. The door's open.

Deputy, I'd like to have a word.

I thought we had settled all this,
Maverick.

Now, Mr. Earp, I know you wouldn't draw
on somebody who wouldn't draw on you,

and I won't.

But just as soon as I can sell my horse,
I intend to be on the first stage out

of town in the morning.

Aren't you forgetting our little
business with Billy Coe and his gang?

Well, that's not little business, Mr.
Marshall, and it certainly is none of

mine. My old pappy once told me, son, if
you don't get while the getting's good,

you're going to get got.

Your badge is right there on the
dresser, sir.

Self -preservation.

What sins we frail mortals commit in
thine name.

Well, Mr. Earp, you see, that's the
first law of nature.

No disgrace in that, Maverick. None
whatsoever.

There's a little chicken in all of us.

I've never confessed this before, but it
made a shoot out of the okay trail.

I was so scared of them Clantons, I
actually wanted my mother.

Your mother? That's what you think about
in such times. Mothers and children and

making the town safe for them to live
in.

Men like the coves and the plantains,
they're beasts. And they're preying on

defenseless lands.

And somebody's got to stand up to them.
Yep. And as usual, I guess it's just

going to be me.

Yes, sir. Well, why don't you just call
in some of your other deputies?

Who? Well, Virgin Morgue.

Holding down Tombstone.

Masterson. Busy Virginia City.

Well, Doc Holliday, he's always good.
Oh, Holliday, you know you never know

where to find good old Doc Holliday. No,
I reckon I'll just have to go it alone.

Well, I've done it before.

I guess I can do it again.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Yeah, well, I... All right, all right.
Give me back the badge.

Now, I know this is a hustle.

If we don't protect the lambs, we'll
never get a chance to fleece the sheep.

Now, you're my kind of man, Maverick. I
know you look at it that way. I just

knew it all.

Well, well, now, speaking of sheep, say,
I wonder if you would give me a loan of

a little poker money. Mine hasn't caught
up with me yet.

Mr. Earp, my money got away from me.

Well, well, what do we have here?

You see, that's my $20 gold piece.
That's a keepsake, and it's the last...

gold piece. Well, with my $20, I reckon
that we're in business.

Oh, now, wait a minute, Mr. Herb. You
see, that's my... They're full partners,

my boy.

Yeah, but I don't... Half the winnings
are yours.

He's a fast man.

What was that bet, sir?

The bet is $50, sir.

Are you calling or folding, Mr. Earp?

Call.

What do you have, sir?

Ten high.

Jack high.

Brilliant. I guess this is just my lucky
seat.

Well, honey, we're just going to have to
paint your name on it, Mr. Earp.

That's mighty decent of you, ma 'am.

Is it ma 'am, or is it maybe miss?

It's miss.

Miss Theodore Rush.

Well, now, that does make it nice,
doesn't it, Miss Theodore Rush?

Marshal, the last man who used that
chair was the late Heck Thomas.

Now, don't worry about that, Maverick.
I've got eyes in the back of my head.

You open, Wyatt?

20 and 20 more.

All right, folks.

No, not me.

Cards, gentlemen?

I'll take the lid.

One hundred dollars, gentlemen.

Without me, Marshal, my heart just won't
stand it.

Young man's got his heart in his mouth,
hasn't he?

Yes, he does.

Good night,

gentlemen.

Game over?

Marshal, that gold piece is a keepsake.

My old pappy gave it to me as a... Your
gold piece?

Plus $422.

$422? You're 50 % of the winnings,
partner.

Marshal, with your luck running like
that, you should have stayed with the

No.

It'd run plumb out of money.

Yeah, well, I guess we better make the
rounds.

Oh, yeah, that's why I come out here. I
just thought I'd... Stretch my legs a

little.

Mighty peaceable, isn't it?

Yeah.

A little too peaceful.

You know, Maverick, you've got the
makings of a very fine lawman.

Of course, all you need is a little
experience.

I guess you're worrying about me, huh,
partner? Well, don't.

I ain't no glory grabber.

If cold does come, I won't hog him.

I knew you'd be relieved.

Yeah, well, Marshal, we better take a
look around the back.

Yeah, good idea. You look around the
back and I'll check across the street.

Yeah.

I get so sick of this cannon.

Can't get it out of this holster.

This will work now.

Billy, go.

Bavrak!

Keep your deputy out of this.

Let's just make this you and me.

I promised him.

First crack.

Top man first.

Draw, Wyatt.

Now hold it. My gun.

I said hold it. I can't keep my...

Amazing.

That was nice shooting, Wyatt.

You knocked the hat right off the top of
my head.

Oh, that Wyatt.

If I hadn't seen it coming, I never
could have ducked it.

Seemed to shoot kind of high.

Well, I'm not complaining, partner.

Who is he, anyway?

Well, that's Pinto Kidd. He could have
killed us and we wouldn't have known

was going on.

I wonder who got him.

All right, now.

Who could have shot him anyway, huh?

Who? Who shot him?

That's funny, you asking that.

I'm asking who shot him.

Oh, you did. You know you did.

Me?

I mean, I do?

Did?

Modest as he is brave.

And that was no lie about having eyes in
the back of his head, either.

Ladies and gentlemen, with my own eyes,
I saw Wyatt Earp shoot down the Pinto

Kid without even aiming. And with
Maverick here caught betwixt. So close

line of fire that the bullet took his
hat right off. I tell you, I call that

shooting.

Well, Wyatt, why didn't you tell me?

Well, you were so busy fighting and,
um... Modest, I told you. Just blushing

modest.

Well, now, it looks like somebody's
going to have to buy Deputy Marshal

here a new hat.

Mr. Maverick, it'll be my pleasure.

No, no, I think the mayor ought to buy
Maverick a new hat. And I'm going to buy

drinks all around in honor of the best
marshal who ever backed up a town.

Come on, everybody.

He draws 10 side straights and makes
them.

I don't know.

And the mayor. The mayor keeps yelling
for Wyatt to send for his deputies.

And that ain't all.

I'm telling you, Billy, Theo's in love
with him.

With a lawman?

You're loco.

Theo wants the town as bad as we do.

You know, you find the herds, once they
come out back.

That close, huh?

They're wailing. Hardly any winner.

Well, with the three boys we got riding
in, we're ready to move on Wednesday.

Wednesday? In the morning.

Now, P .D .O. right in ahead.

He'll take care of Herb.

And you and Theo are going to help him.

How?

Like I tell you how.

But I tell you, Billy, you can't trust
Theo.

But you're going to tell her I trust
her.

And you're going to tell her that if I
find out, I'm wrong.

And Billy says if he finds out he's
wrong, he'll bore a little hole right

between your eyes.

Well, what would Billy like me to do?

Just invite Earp in here for breakfast
this morning. It'll be his last one.

You won't have to worry about anything
more than that.

Well, that's Billy Coe.

He's just getting cleverer and cleverer
all the time, ain't he? Oh, he's been

pretty smart on this one.

Good morning, Miss Theodora.

I was wondering if you'd join me
downstairs for a cup of coffee.

Ooh, what do we have here?

Coffee. I just brought it up. It's nice
and hot, Marshal. Oh, excellent.

May I join you?

Well, of course, Wyatt. It'd be my
pleasure.

I'll make sure you're not disturbed,
Marshal. Yeah, please do that.

Miss Theodore, may I propose that we set
ourselves upon the couch?

Of course, Wyatt.

During a sleepless night, I determined
there's something I've got to tell you.

Oh, well, Wyatt, that can wait.

There's something a great deal more
important and urgent that I must tell

More important than us?

Well, as a matter of fact, it's a matter
of life.

Wyatt!

My love, my angel, my world.

You've got to get out. You've got to get
out.

You can't. I know you can't.

Don't fight it, my love, my sweet. Don't
fight it. No, there's no need to fight

it, my sweet. They are trying to kill
you. Billy Coe and his gang, they're

taking over the town.

Billy Coe and his gang.

Tell Keno and the others to hold off.

Go back!

Go back!

Maverick!

What is it, Wyatt? What is it? Billy
Cole is coming. Billy Cole is coming.

at a time. And the last one for your
girlfriend.

Oh, Wyatt.

Oh, Mr. Earp. I never saw such a
whirlwind. Such a man for ducking the

death.

Well, folks, the real hero of this
battle wasn't Wyatt Earp. No, sir, it

Bart Maverick here.

Here's the omen of a new hat.

You keep this up, Wyatt, and it'll be a
new head.

He was everywhere, covering me from
every angle.

No reward is too great, nor praise too
high.

I'm telling you, friends, much as I
hunger and ache to take up the challenge

that Billy Coe flung down at me, I think
the honor ought to go to... Now, no,

you don't, Wyatt.

Billy Coe chose you.

Well, I know, but he took my gun, my
Buntline Special.

You're going to get that gun back.

I will?

At 3 o 'clock.

He doggone balanced us in the same in
that old front line special line.

Wyatt, I know you've faced dozens of men
in shootouts, and I know you cleaned up

Dodge City, but how?

How do you think?

With a broom?

Well, I think you'd do a little better
with a broom than you will with that

Now, you listen to me, Deputy Marshal
Maverick. When I was shooting out in

City, I... I'll see you later, Maverick.

Going somewhere, mister?

Just who do you think you are?

Ask him.

Doggone it, Mr. Earp. Why couldn't you
stay away as long as you're supposed to?

When I hear about some two -bit, ten
-horned bung -starter going around

himself off as me?

I knew there was something cockeyed
about him, but...

Oh, sweet Mortimer's mustache.

I brought no shame to your name, Mr.
Earp, did I, Maverick?

Somehow or another, he didn't, Mr. Earp.
In case you're wondering what happened

to your buttline special, the one I
borrowed from you, Mr. Earp. Well, where

it? Billy Cole.

He ran away with it, sort of.

Well, in a way, Mr. Earp. You see, Billy
Coe did steal a gun, but he promised to

return it.

Matter of fact, he's coming back to town
at exactly 3 o 'clock this afternoon

for a stand -up shootout with... With
Wyatt Earp.

I ought to let him kill you and then
arrest him for your murder.

Maverick.

You almost got me twice. I don't even
know why I'm feeling sorry for you.

Now, who are you?

How did you get into such a fool thing
anyway?

Yeah. Who in blazes are you?

My name is Archibald Walker.

Doesn't mean anything to either one of
you, does it?

Is it supposed to? Well, no.

But you've seen me and you've talked to
me.

I was the bartender, Laramie.

I stood right in front of you when you
wrote your telegram saying that you

couldn't make it here in less than six
weeks.

I can't remember every Tom, Dick, and
Harry. Tom, Dick, and Harry, and Archie.

Nobody ever does.

But if somebody took my picture, nothing
would show up on the plate.

Well, what made you pick on me?

Because you're somebody, Mr. Earp.

Folks fear you.

They love you.

They respect you.

And they remember you.

And you feel it.

And you know it.

I tried to steal some of that.

Just six weeks.

Pull it off, too.

Even got a pretty girl to fall in love
with me.

You're the prettiest one in town.

Borrowed my personality for your
romances, huh?

Oh, no, no. Just to know that I was
alive.

Just a little while.

In this little time, I've lived more
than... more than my whole life as

Archibald Walker.

Man, jeopardize the life of this town
and that of your own deputy to do it.

what about mine?

I don't know.

Mr. Earp, when I was you, I seemed to
know all the answers.

I did.

But now it's...

The answer to this one is that I got a
50 -50 chance of becoming a corpse at 3

'clock. Because you wanted to live a
little.

I'll take Billy Coe.

You what?

Why, you couldn't hit Billy Coe's
grandmother if you aimed at the moon and

tripped. You're not taking anything but
the first stage out of here.

There's one leaving at 2 .45 this
afternoon, Mr. Earp. Good, good. Well,

that he's on it. Yes, sir.

But not before he gets rid of those
sideburns and has that mustache trim.

Look, you try being me one more time,
and I'll put so many holes in you,

you won't know where to bleed first.

He's off to the barbershop, sir.

Who is it?

It's what?

It's me, Miss Theodora.

Oh, Wyatt.

Just a minute, honey. I'll be right
there.

It's for you, Wyatt.

Do you like it?

Yes, Miss Theodora. I like it very much.

What's the matter, honey? Is something
wrong?

I regret it more than anything I've ever
done in my life.

Miss Theodora, I'm not Wyatt Earp.

My name is Archibald Walker.

Archibald Walker?

Why are you posing as Wyatt Earp?

Well, that's something I only hope I can
explain.

May I come in, please?

Of course you can, honey. Come right in.

You see, as myself, I'm nothing.

I'm the epitome of a cipher.

The hole in the donut.

Oh, no, Wyatt.

You're the most... Wyatt.

You see, you've forgotten my name
already.

Right back where I started from.

Drop in the bucket.

Bristle in a shaving brush.

I'm leaving town, Miss Theodora.

Are you going to leave me here for Billy
Coe?

Are you?

There's nothing I can do.

I have to, Miss Theodora.

Let me get your hair cut.

Sit right down, Mr. Earp, sir.

I am not Wyatt Earp.

And I'm not Elkins the barber.

Just a minute, Mr. Elkins. You better
pay attention to the gentleman because

is not Wyatt Earp.

If you breathe a word of that to a
living soul before he leaves town, it's

liable to be your last breath.

I'm going to pick up your suit and that
ticket.

What are you doing in town?

Well, what are you doing in town, Doc?
And what is this marshal?

Well, that is a long story, Doctor.

Say, how long you got to be here?

Oh, just long enough to get a shave and
a bath and catch the same stage that

brought me here. Well, that's too bad.
We could have played a few hands. Yes.

Doc, I got some work to take care of.
I'll see you later. All right, all

You've always been a friend of need,
correct?

Yeah. Well, now there's a young lady
following me on the next stage named

Jones. Pretty young thing, I'll wager.

Oh, yes. The problem?

A few. You see, I feel at this point I'm
just a little bit too young to get

married. So I wonder if you'd indicate
to her that I've exited the other side

town. I see.

Well, anything for a friend.

Doc, I've got to take care of things.
I'll see you later.

Got a bath and back?

Yes, sir. Plenty of hot water and
spanking clean towels.

Yes, sir.

Chair better be empty when I return.

Oh, it will be, doctor.

Yes, sir.

That man sure has got himself a temper.

Are you going to leave me here for Billy
Cole?

Hey, barber, when you get down in the
mustache, will you trim it kind of

You know, like Doc Holliday.

Hey, Billy.

What? Doc Holliday's in town.

He'll be back in Earp's play.

Wyatt! Wyatt Earp! He's here!

He's here!

It's you again.

Inside, Earp. Unless you're prepared to
have your head blown off.

My quarrel's with her, Holliday, not
you.

I handle all of Wyatt's small fights,
Cole.

No way!

Neil, if I don't do something to stop
him, Archie's going to get himself

How? Well, now the Bubblehead's decided
he's Doc Holliday and he's walking

toward Billy Cole this minute.

Oh, but Maverick, he can't. I love him.
Well, you're deciding which one you

love. I better go.

Anytime you're ready, big man.

Amazing. Simply amazing.

Oh, he got me.

No, you got him. Look.

Oh, honey, you wonderful, wonderful man,
you.

Dr. Holliday, you are... Why, it's you,
Marshal Earp. I should have known.

Never in this town, this state, this
country was there ever the equal to

Earp.

No, no, no.

Once again, we owe much to Mr. Maverick
here.

If he hadn't gotten this man... Oh,
thank you.

I never would have gotten Coe.

I seem to recognize this technique.

Well, that's a trick shot you taught me.
Oh, no.

It isn't mine.

Why it erps? You see, I'm, uh... You're
who?

If I ever hear of you going about the
country

impersonating me again, I shall... Stop
him.

If he hadn't, you'd have never missed
the stage.

You brought us together again. That's
exactly what I mean. Now, you stop

bullying him. He's a better man than you
are.

No, no, don't say that. No, I'm not. No,
I'm nothing. I'm just a hole in the

donut. Now, listen, Doc, why don't you
just simmer down?

I admit that Archie may have his faults,
but the stage is ready to leave.

But turning this lizard free is like
doubling the population of the whole

country. Oh, no, it isn't. I mean, I
won't. I'll never do this again as long

I live, Dr. Holliday. I'm cured. I'm
absolutely cured.

Yeah, that's what you told me, you quick
-change artist.

Now, get.

Bart, I don't know how many times you've
saved my life.

How many times to thank you?

Now, you just be yourself, Archie. You
remember that. I will. Never mind, I

will, all right.

Miss Theodora.

Goodbye, Wyatt.

I mean, Doc, darling.

I mean, Archie.

You don't hate me?

Hate you.

What for?

For loving me?

For risking your life for me?

For being the only man in my whole life
who ever called me Miss Theodora?

Oh, Archie, you write to me and you tell
me where you are.

And I'm going to sell the place and as
soon as I can, I'll be right there.

You write to me.

You wait for me.

Archie, you be yourself.

Well, gentlemen, now that that's over, I
have the cards if you have the

inclination.

Oh, no, it can't be.

Uh, my name's Golden, Tom Golden.

This is Clam Adams.

Uh, what do we call you, sir?

Maverick, sir.

Bart Maverick.

And, um... How would you gentlemen feel
about a little game of poker?

Who is the tall, dark stranger there?

Maverick is the name.

Riding the trails to who knows where,
luck is his companion,

gambling is his game.

Smooth as a handle on a gun, Maverick is
the name.

Wild as the wind in Oregon, blowing up a
canyon, easier to tame.

Riverboat, ring your bell, fare thee
well Annabelle, luck is the lady that he

loves the best.

That's a new Orleans living on Jackson
Queens.

Maverick is a legend of the West.

Ring your bell.

Luck is a lady that he loves the best.

That's a new Orleans living on Jackson
Queens.

Maverick is a legend of the West.