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(♪)
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I used to be somebody.
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In the big city.
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I shined the light of truth
on the city's seedy underbelly.
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Drug busts, dirty cops,
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greasy politicians, overzealous Karens?
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I was respected and feared.
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Even the local cartel “Jefes” had a name for me.
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El feo verdad!
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But it all fell apart.
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And now I'm back here, in my hometown
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(car horn beeping)
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in Florida.
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(♪)
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We interrupt this program to bring
you a special report from the mayor.
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I wonder what this idiot is going to say next.
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Hi. My name's Raymond.
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The mayor here will be giving
the latest updates on the search
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for one Roscoe Abernathy.
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The suspect in the murder of Friar Frick.
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You know the fellow who's
found frozen in an ice cream truck
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and the mayor choked on his toe
and then I went to save his life and...
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Ha Ha Ha Ha... You idiot!
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You didn’t need to bring that up.
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Sorry Boss!
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Thank you, everybody, for being here
for such an important announcement.
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As you all know, I have always
kept the safety and well-being
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of my supporters...
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Our town people.
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You people. All of you.
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And the children, of course, as being paramount.
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Well, I can't believe they lasted
this long without a riot breaking out.
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This beats last year's record.
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Law enforcement agents who are ah... hard working.
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And ah... so with us today is um... our deputy.
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Him... who has been working
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diligently to bring that...
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Mr. Roscoe, that...
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This is top tier television.
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I'm serious! They’re not even
cutting away for commercials,
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so we can hear about hair re-growth.
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Now, why would I want to see a
commercial when I got him up on the screen?
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It has been five weeks since
the discovery of Frick's body,
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and the suspect, the one
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Roscoe Abernathy, is still at-large.
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Although our initial sources led us to believe that
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he skipped out of state, see,
a series of more recent tips,
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are leading us to believe
that he is still traipsing around.
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So we're asking the public to be on the lookout
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and I'll take some questions.
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One of your posters thingamajigs,
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said that Roscoe is armed and dangerous.
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So what's the armed with?
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Is he got a Glock?
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A Smith and Wesson? An Uzi?
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Let's just say he's got a rifle,
because who here doesn’t!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Just having just a rifle isn't even being armed!
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Agreed.
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Let's just say he's dangerous.
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Like in Sasquatch dangerous?
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Barney! Don't you be imposing
that California vernacular here.
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This is Florida, and it is the skunk ape!
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And he is skunk ape dangerous!
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I let my cat, Mr. Peepers roam at night.
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Now, do I need to be worried that Roscoe
is going to grab Mr. Peepers for food?
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To our knowledge, the suspect is not known
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to molest or kill any household pets.
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Just ah, just just just people.
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Let me take the next one.
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If your deputy is so diligent,
why was I able to catch him
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sleeping 17 different times?
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(crowd gasps)
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Well, I'm sure that those pictures could be doctored
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or perhaps taken out of context.
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Right, Deputy?
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Ahhh Yes! You probably just
caught me with my eyes closed.
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All 17 times?
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Yes.
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Getting back to the Frick case,
when is the coroner's report
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going to be released to the press?
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Nobody's hiding anything, okay?
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It's just that members of law enforcement
need the time to collect the evidence
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and not compromise the investigation.
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Yeah, but what...
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Boring!
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He he he he.
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(♪)
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Hello, Mr. Mayor.
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Remember me?
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Oh, you might remember me as...
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Ben Dover!
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(crowd gasps)
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(Deuce snickers)
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You're that wall contractor who is
definitely not getting his permit anymore.
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Why is that, Mr. Mayor?
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Because $20 on top of white scrap
paper isn't enough of a bribe for you?
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(crowd gasps) (♪)
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It's all on my brand new article.
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It's coming out on the Tribune website.
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It just went to press right now.
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You little!
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(crowd yells)
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There it is.
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She ducked!
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She ducked!
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Ooh, that’s gotta hurt
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(crowd rioting)
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It’s a riot! It’s a riot!
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Hey! She just got spit on!
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Did you know that chairs can be used as projectiles?
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Because I didn’t.
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(crowd rioting)
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You see, that's how it's done.
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You don't wait for the story.
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You got to have the balls to make the story.
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I've got...
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Big balls.
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Balls.
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(crowd rioting)
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Balls!
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(crowd rioting) (♪)
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(♪)
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(door chime)
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Is there something wrong with the website, Tonya?
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Because my new story is getting shit for views.
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Wasn’t really your best.
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Too many holes in it?
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In more ways than one.
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Whoa! Duece’s story on the mayor is on fire.
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Zip it!
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I swear,
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is Deuce here just to ruin my life?
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Don't make it about that a-hole.
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Do your own thing.
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Hey, whatever happened that
lead on Roscoe's ex girlfriend?
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You know, what's her name?
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Chastity.
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Oh
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Yeah! She sold her trailer
and left no forwarding address.
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So that's it?
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That's it.
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Not if you want to get paid.
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What do you mean?
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I don't pay you to sit around here and mope.
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There's no free lunch.
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Get that story.
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Hit the street. (♪) Pound the pavement.
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Lunch! You're a genius.
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(door chime)
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What would you tell him
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to pound the pavement?
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Wouldn’t that hurt?
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Appreciate it, sir.
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Absolutely! You see, I think you deserve.
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You don't get enough respect around this town.
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Oh! Hi Ace!
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I was just leaving.
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You want some of my tots?
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Not you.
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What was that about?
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We were just talking about the Frick case.
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What did you tell him?
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Why I gotta tell you? You ain't my mama.
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Okay, I had a couple of
questions to ask you about Roscoe.
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Well, what do you got to offer me?
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Dessert?
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At the press conference, the
mayor said you were the reason
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the coroner's report wasn't being released.
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He was lying, right?
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I got no raisins in this cookie.
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I just want to catch Roscoe.
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I think releasing the report may
help spur getting more tips from public.
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So why not release it?
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Maybe the mayor's worried
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about negative publicity, seeing
it happen on his property and all.
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Don't you think you should release it?
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You know, for transparency.
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You journalists and that word.
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How about you just let me take a little peek?
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I have my orders.
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Come on, not releasing it looks bad, right?
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I mean, it smells worse like a rotting corpse.
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There you go again.
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I've lost my appetite.
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I’m sorry.
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Look, let's start over.
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No... No.
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I'm done with you.
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Get on out of here.
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- Look - Get!
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Go on. (♪)
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Mosey on away.
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Faster.
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Quicker. Don’t look at me.
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Turn around and stop acting like a puppy.
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I just wanna eat in peace.
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Banned the
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First...
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Whatever the thing is on the Constitution.
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Dahhh!!
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(♪)
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What’s wrong with you?
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Don't want to talk about it.
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Just drink.
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What's wrong with him?
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I don't know. He's still buying.
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Why are you so glum?
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Sherrie dumped me.
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What happened?
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Fuck’n Deuce’s story this morning
spilled the beans on poor Simo.
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What! About what?
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Oh, mix up with the Uber the
other day with the dropping
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the infant off at the wrong house.
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“Florida man abandons infant in throuple trouble.”
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Today was supposed to be my date with Sherrie.
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Whipped cream Wednesdays!
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I thought you had Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
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I do. I do.
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But I had to give this Wednesday,
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I had to trade a Tuesday
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and a future Thursday just to get it now...
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Oh, Leonard’s probably fillin my slot.
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Probably not the best choice of words.
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T.o.!
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What you want man?
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Can you get me one of those flying spy cameras?
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You mean a drone?
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What's your budget?
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Look $20 get you a base model, but...
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Look, anything I can do to spy
on them from the second floor.
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Because I need to see if she's banging him.
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Got any money?
I got.
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I got $17 and and and ah...
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Buy one get one free for extra large
Gushy and a chilly dog at the Sippy Mart.
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Are you serious?
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So you are serious.
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Man, I'll see what I can do.
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Alright, I'll see what I can do.
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You lucky the Sippy Mart is on the way to my house.
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Gotta get a higher class clientele.
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(phone message)
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Oh, I got to run, guys.
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(♪ )
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You got a lot of nerve calling me here.
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Hi sweetheart.
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Mr. Mayor, you just got your
hand caught in the cookie jar.
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Happens all the time.
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Listen, what I'm going to do for you
is I'm going to write a second story,
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a more favorable story.
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I'm gonna tell them the first
one was just a misunderstanding.
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This thing will just blow right over.
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What do you want?
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(whipped cream spraying)
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I want the coroner's report from the Frick case.
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And if I refuse?
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(Deuce chuckles)
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I can find a lot more dirt on you Mr. Mayor.
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And your family.
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Does egg salad on a rope ring any bells?
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Listen here! I...
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You're not going to get away with this.
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(Deuce chuckles) Oh, ho ho ho, I really think that I will.
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I really... really do.
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Why don't you go fuck yourself!
266
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:14,033
That is a great idea.
267
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,126
Soliciting campaign donations?
268
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:18,370
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...
269
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,198
I'm so glad you two are here.
270
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,734
That's not the reception we were expecting.
271
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:24,868
Let me speak.
272
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,704
Boss! Look what just came in.
273
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,572
(Raymond chuckles)
274
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:29,707
Mayor!
275
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,208
I love that picture of you.
276
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,610
If this is an inconvenient time, we can...
277
00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:35,187
No!
278
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:40,784
Being the mayor of a small town is difficult.
279
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:43,620
You have to make tough decisions...
280
00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:44,822
like...
281
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,799
hmmm...
282
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,168
hmmm...
283
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:53,097
Decisions that not everyone will make.
284
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:53,773
(drops in cup)
285
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,799
Will, like.
286
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:58,836
Mayor. Why did you summon us here?
287
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,280
Yes.
288
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,240
I'd like to make you two an offer.
289
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,275
One that we can't refuse?
290
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:06,243
(chuckles)
291
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:09,079
You could. I just haven't made the offer yet.
292
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,648
Mayor, what do you have?
293
00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:15,127
I'd like to give the two of you
access to Frick's coroner's report.
294
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:16,086
We'll take it.
295
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:16,920
If.
296
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,021
If what?
297
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:23,369
If you promise to take down that reporter.
298
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,995
But Mr. Mayor...
299
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:27,164
I'm that reporter.
300
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:31,143
Hmm. No, The popular one.
301
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,669
What's his name?
302
00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:34,071
The Deuce!
303
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:37,616
And banish him from this town forever.
304
00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:39,643
As much as I'd like to, we can't.
305
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,478
Deal. Promise?
306
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,381
Give us access to that report,
307
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:47,151
and that douche is gone.
308
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:50,120
Deal... RAYMOND!
309
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,189
Yes, boss.
310
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,991
Okay.
311
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:57,027
Give these two a copy of
Frick's coroner's report, please.
312
00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,096
Right away.
313
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:03,100
Now, if you two will excuse me...
314
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:03,742
(♪)
315
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:09,439
Is it still working?
316
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,108
No, it’s in the coffee.
317
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:15,020
This explains how that asshole
was getting all the inside scoop.
318
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,580
And you said he went to the bullhorn?
319
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,090
The day you went missing.
320
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:21,018
We should do a sweep.
321
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,829
The report.
322
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,804
Uh ummm!
323
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:35,074
Ummm...
324
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:36,867
Ummm...
325
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:38,544
Ooh!
326
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:46,418
(singing in Spanish, ♪)
327
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,411
Hey hey hey!
328
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,245
What are you doing?
329
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:50,180
Spring cleaning.
330
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,415
You really need to clean up your space.
331
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,425
It's a mess.
332
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,987
Ok, you two are weirding me out.
333
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,522
Where’d he go?
334
00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,823
- Right there. - Here?
335
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,225
Who went where?
336
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,559
Hey guys!
337
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:04,303
Hello!
338
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,232
Ha Ha Ha Ha...
339
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:11,001
Ewwww! That’s chewed gum.
340
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,403
Can I use your headphones?
341
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:16,306
(♪) I thought you didn't like my music.
342
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:20,410
Ahhhhhhh! (♪)
343
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:24,047
I don’t... But Deuce loves it. (chuckles)
344
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,249
I don't get it.
345
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,918
It says that Frick perished
from a crushed neck vertebrae
346
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,130
with a force of falling headfirst
from a height of 15 feet.
347
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,533
He would have had to jump
off a roof or a tree or something.
348
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,095
It says that a popsicle stick
was driven into his skull, showing
349
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:42,332
tangled hair on milk soaked
cereal beneath his skull... EEW!
350
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:43,100
Frick’s trailer.
351
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:43,834
It's gross.
352
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,879
So, did Roscoe throw Frick off the top of his trailer.
353
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,015
It seems like a lot of work, only to
stuff him in the ice cream truck freezer.
354
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:50,908
Look at this.
355
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,243
The duct tape used to wrap Frick's body in the tarp
356
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,179
had two sets of fingerprints, but...
357
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,714
But?
358
00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,917
They don't match the sticky fingerprints taken
359
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,963
from all over the ice cream
truck, including the steering wheel.
360
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,389
Roscoe’s?
361
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,658
So we're looking for two suspects.
362
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:10,093
Neither which are Roscoe.
363
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,138
As much as I'd like to eliminate him, we can't just yet.
364
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,498
Why do you care?
365
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,199
I’ll tell you later.
366
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,409
(phone message)
367
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,803
Shit! It’s Iris.
368
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,204
(door chime)
369
00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:22,781
Good luck with that.
370
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,185
(♪) Hello?
371
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,787
(♪) Hello!
372
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:29,721
(♪) Hello!
373
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,865
(knock on door)
374
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,267
(knock on door)
375
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,741
(car door slam)
376
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:51,902
Deputy!
Ace!
377
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:52,970
How you doing?
378
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,471
Why are you here?
379
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,239
I was just checking in on your sister.
380
00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:57,574
Checking in?
381
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,109
Yeah. Yeah.
382
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:02,312
I mean, signs of that crazy Roscoe running around.
383
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,481
Figured I’d just check in, make sure she’s safe.
384
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:10,162
So, out of everyone in this town,
you choose to check in on my sister?
385
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,789
Her house was just in between my...
386
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:13,790
My route on...
387
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,492
There's the post office over there.
388
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,828
The grocery store.
389
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,796
How's your investigation in the Frick case going?
390
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:22,399
Oh, actually better. The mayor
released the coroner's report.
391
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:23,735
Oh, did he now?
Yeah.
392
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:27,471
Did you know there were two sets of fingerprints
on the tarp that didn’t match Roscoe?
393
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:29,373
I knew that.
394
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:30,640
What do you know about Chastity?
395
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,676
Oh, you mean Frick’s uhh, “Collector”
396
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,844
And Roscoe's ex-girlfriend.
397
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,145
I knew that too!
398
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:36,580
Coincidence?
399
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:40,392
Maybe. I interrogated her
the day after we found Frick.
400
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:43,787
She said that Roscoe called her up the week before
401
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:46,265
all fired up about how Frick stiffed him.
402
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,292
Said that, “Roscoe was going to teach Frick a lesson”
403
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,428
but she didn't think the old
coot was going to kill him, though.
404
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,764
Well, I got it from a source that she could be involved.
405
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,032
Involved, how?
406
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,842
Do you know where I can find her?
407
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,912
Uh, maybe out by the male strip club.
408
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,438
Oh ahhh... Willy Wigglers?
409
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,773
No, not that one.
410
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:03,740
The Purple Nurple?
411
00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:05,542
No, no, the other one.
412
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,377
Jeez, how many male strip clubs do we have in this town?
413
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,379
The one out by the assisted living center.
414
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,414
Oh, Swinging Dickies!
415
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,050
No! Out To Pasture Meadows.
416
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,818
Aesop!
417
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,653
What's the deputy doing here?
418
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:20,390
Oh, I think he maybe came to arrest you for RBF.
419
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,834
(laughter)
420
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:22,692
No no...
421
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,737
Fuck you!
422
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:26,763
Fuck you, too.
423
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:31,009
No, I was just checking in. (♪)
424
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,969
Now, why did you have go and say that?
425
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:35,138
Had to be said.
426
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,040
I'm leaving.
427
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:38,341
Bye!
428
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:40,085
Some bitch!
429
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:43,814
Get out of my way!
430
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:47,651
(♪)
431
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:51,922
(truck starting, driving off)
432
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:59,296
Hmmm, just as I thought.
433
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:03,467
(♪)
434
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:06,311
(phone ringing)
435
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:07,871
Hey Ace! What’s up?
436
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:10,674
Parker! I'm calling to tell you where I'm going next.
437
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:11,541
But, why?
438
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:12,309
The bug?
439
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:13,009
The what?
440
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:14,845
Remember the bug that Deuce left there?
441
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:15,712
It's on the desk.
442
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,848
Oh, like you said, it would happen.
443
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:21,426
Yeah, I'm going to tell you where I'm
going, and I need you to repeat after me.
444
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,919
Ok, got it, got it, got it, got it.
445
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,354
I need you to say...
446
00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:27,357
“So, you are going to Swinging Dickies.”
447
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:29,693
No, I'm not going. That place is not my style.
448
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,194
No, no, no.
I am.
449
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:33,130
I need you to say...
450
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,732
“So, you are going to Swinging Dickies.”
451
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:37,367
Oh, okay. Okay.
452
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:42,539
“So you are going to the Swinging Dickies.”
453
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:45,008
Perfect! Aesop out.
454
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:48,287
But, why would Ace go to this Swinging Dickies?
455
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:55,561
I think he's desperate for a big hot tip.
456
00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:59,723
He's finally going to bring
his investigation to a head.
457
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,266
(mouth pop)
458
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:06,672
I’m starting to get good at this.
459
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:08,098
(♪) Ohhh Ace.
460
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,534
You think you can get away from me.
461
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,302
You can't hide.
462
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,504
No, you can’t hide from me.
463
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,040
I'm Deuce!
464
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:20,085
I'm a Big Deuce!
465
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:21,344
What's this?
466
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,279
What? Oh.
467
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,147
Oh!
468
00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:24,789
(♪)
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