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(♪)
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I used to be somebody.
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In the big city,
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I shined the light of truth
on the city's seedy underbelly.
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Drug busts,
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Dirty cops,
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Greasy politicians
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Overzealous Karens?
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I was respected and feared.
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Even the local cartel “Jefes” had a name for me.
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El feo verdad!
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But it all fell apart.
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And now I’m back here,
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in my hometown
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(car horn beep)
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In Florida.
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Our boys seem to be gettin along real nice.
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(children laughing)
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Yeah.
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So there's a
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There's no Mrs. in the house.
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Huh?
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You got no ring.
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Oh, yeah, no ring.
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No, Mrs.
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Not really my boy.
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My sister's.
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You don’t say.
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You’re not from around here, are you?
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Actually I am. Just been away for a while.
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Did you go to Dirty Neck High?
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I did.
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I just graduated last year.
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05
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No
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No way.
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You got to know my mama. VieRenee Taylor.
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VieRenee...
Yeah
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That's the girl who was pregnant in the ninth grade.
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Yeah... I’m her daughter. Shayron.
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Mama
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Mama was a late bloomer.
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I decided to get ahead in the game.
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(organ music)
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I just normally I start with hand
stuff, but he said that it chaffed
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a little too much, so sometimes I use my mouth.
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If it doesn't work, then I kind of have to hike up
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real high, you know take a real good seat.
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Who wants ice cream?
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(ice cream truck music)
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Clown Pops! Clown Pops! Clown Pops! Clown Pops!
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Clown Pops! Clown Pops! Clown Pops! Clown Pops!
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I'll treat. Two clown pops please.
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Hey Shayron!
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No clowns.
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Where are the clowns? There's got to be clowns.
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All gone.
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Only got rockets today.
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Business must be booming.
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Two rockets please.
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Short on inventory today.
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Here ya go kids.
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You want one?
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Oooh... PBR. A tall boy!
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(Ice cream truck music)
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(chugging beer)
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Woo! Rosco, this is fukin’ warmer than my crotch.
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Gimme a break, the freezer is jammed!
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What's that got to do with pissy beer?
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Had to put all the popsicles in the fridge.
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So, the fridge stuff got to go on the counter.
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So the beer's a little warm
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and the popsicles are a little drippy.
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I tell you what. I'll give you a
50 cent discount on your order.
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No! You keep it to fix your freezer.
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I'll take another one for free though.
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Two for one is only good on 2 for Tuesday
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I got to run. Let's go Billy.
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It was nice meeting you.
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Oh, yeah! I'll tell my momma you said hi.
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Great.
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Your mom's going to kill me.
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Let's go.
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Come on Marcus.
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Do you want to go find ourselves a new daddy?
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Yeah!
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Of all things.
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How in your mind, could you run
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such a lurid story about one of our good townfolk?
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Stuck for two days with a goddamn cock ring on?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Can you use the word rooster instead?
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One of our good, upstanding townsfolk
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caught with a rooster ring on his rooster.
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Now, at the time, I didn't know that he was your?
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Cousin.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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By marriage and that has nothing to do with this.
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Well, you could tell your cousin
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that his dealer said it's not advisable
to mix meth, viagra and spanish fly.
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I cannot have this.
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Ever since the bull horn
hired this paparazzi wannabe,
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he's done nothing but make a mockery of this town.
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People live here.
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Children go to school.
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Businesses wide open.
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Milton, we get it.
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Of course you want to keep your cousin's drug and co...
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rooster ring out of the news.
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But if we don't report it, one of our competitors will.
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Fake news!
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Nobody's even going to believe it.
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Those who don't learn from history
are condemned to repeat it Mayor.
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And in this case, the lesson
learned, when snorting enough
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meth and viagra to kill a horse
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and squeezing his cock and balls
into a plumber's ring of insufficient size,
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at least you got to use a good, long lasting lubricant.
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That's the moral?
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What?
The lubricant part?
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Yes. I meant to add that to
your story is a lesson learned.
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Oh... that would’ve been a nice touch.
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Excuse me.
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This will not happen again.
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Boss.
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The clinic lost your stool sample.
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You need to provide another one.
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We're all out of prune juice.
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I could go to the store and get you some.
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Could you... Go FUCK yourself!
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Oh, I'm not completely sure how
to do that, but I'll research it sir.
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So... that being said!
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What?
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What do you mean what?
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What was being said?
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Exactly!
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Are we done here?
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(♪)
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We most assuredly are not done.
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Sit down!
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We're done.
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I'll make sure that you're done.
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I'm going to shut that paper down.
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RAYMOND!
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(Raymond whimpers)
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Raymond
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you're useless.
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Do you still want me to cut your toenails at 2pm?
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Of course.
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(♪)
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See you, buddy!
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What the hell happened here?
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Rocket popsicles.
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Did he get any in his mouth?
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Take off that shirt and hold still.
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(water hose spray)
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You know, when you moved back here,
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you said you would help me out.
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This is not helping.
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Look, I'll buy him a new shirt. Okay?
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I need to give him more than just
the cool uncle who takes him places
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and buys him treats.
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He always gets wound up with
you and is a fucking mess to clean.
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Well, if it makes you feel
any better, look at my car seat.
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Oh, did your car seat get dirty?
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Maybe we should clean it up.
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Oooh... what the hell?
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Oh, is poor Aesop of getting hot?
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Maybe he should cool down.
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Oh, what's your problem?
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I have a dork brother!
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(tires screeching)
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who thinks he's cooler than he actually is.
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Mommy, what's a cock ring?
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Let's go inside.
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(♪)
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(♪) I'm telling you, the golf
cart, it flipped right on its side.
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And then the three iron...
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- Thank you, Mary Sue. - Thank you Mary.
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The three iron,
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it flipped sideways and landed somewhere.
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Can you guess?
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It impaled him through his butt.
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Yeah, it did.
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And wait... not the handle side.
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That had to have hurt.
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Oh man, he's lucky it wasn't a sand wedge.
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Oh, he's hungry!
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No, a sand WEDGE!
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Wait... I didn’t hear you, I’m sorry.
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Mary Sue! What’s up guys?
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Hey, how you doing?
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Hey, Hey... That dude was
sporting wood for two whole days?
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No way!
Yes way!
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I don't make this shit up.
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Dude!
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No, no, it says on the bottle.
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Clear warning!
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If it lasts more than 4 hours, contact your doctor.
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I mean, I would contact everybody.
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Oh, what's up, bro?
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Hey, not now.
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Now, that was a great exposé.
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It wasn't an exposé until he strip’d
naked and pillaged the hardware store.
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But, you see, I've been trying
to tell you the phones that I got,
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You could take much better pictures then that.
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I had better pictures.
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Tanya made me blur them.
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Let me see.
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How were you able to get the photos anyway?
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This reporter isn’t giving away his secret sauce.
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Boom!
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Oh!
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Damn!
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Yup. Split open like a brat on a flaming grill.
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That split goes halfway up!
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Security footage showed him
trying to wrap it with duct tape.
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You know this stuff comes in, like,
all kind of colors now, so he, like,
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matches his drawers and stuff.
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Yeah! Unfortunately, this guy
isn’t going to be coming at all!
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He he!
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How do you get these phones at half price T.O.?
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This vender isn’t going to
share his secret sauce, neither.
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Hey Ace!
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Why don't you go tell me where to find Friar Frick?
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Where the fuck did Fryer Frick went?
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Fryer Frick?
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Fryer Frick!
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He knows who he is.
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Have you not heard of him?
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From what I gather, from these two idiots, it
turns out that the recently missing Friar Frick
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is the local hippie town bookie.
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Half the town bet on Mangrove State
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to win last week's game.
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Mangrove hadn't won a game all season.
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They sucked!
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Until last Saturday, when
they pulled off an upset win.
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So, most of the town won big on the game.
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And then the friar went AWOL before anyone got paid.
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Hey. Hey.
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Why don't you use your super powers to find him?
241
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,340
My powers?
242
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,834
Fellas, fellas, fellas, look, look, I
can pick up all the action you need.
243
00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:11,769
Ah-ight!
244
00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:13,103
Who would you wanna bet?
245
00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:14,138
Basketball?
246
00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,906
You you look like a horse dude.
247
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,075
You bet horses? Pokemon cards?
248
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,219
How many licks to get the bottom of a tootsie roll pop?
249
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,011
Look, I got you!
250
00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:21,912
Just give me your money.
251
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,048
Your investigation powers.
252
00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:26,817
You could be like... the next fuckin Avenger.
253
00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:27,952
Yeah, but still.
254
00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,920
What do you think he's going to be called? He's.
255
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,922
He's an ordinary dude!
256
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,591
Yeah. Florida Dude.
257
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:37,094
Aye umn... Flor Eye Dude!
258
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:41,007
Shit. Yeah, Floor Eye Dude!
259
00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:42,800
Absolutely not.
260
00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,868
It sounds like I shoot toothpaste out of my wrist.
261
00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:48,280
You look like you shoot to place out of your wrist Bro!
262
00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:50,841
Flori Eye Dude! I think that's hot.
263
00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:52,351
Buy me a drink?
264
00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:56,180
Actually I’m liking Flori-Dude.
It's a pretty good name.
265
00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,682
Flor Eye Dude! Flor Eye Dude! Flor Eye Dude!
266
00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:03,320
Flor Eye Dude! Flor Eye Dude! Flor Eye Dude!
267
00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:06,290
Yeah... cheers to Flor Eye Dude!
268
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,058
I'm kind of busy right now, Ace.
269
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,393
Yeah, I think it's a jilted bet’er.
270
00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,128
It could be.
271
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:14,431
But did you hear about that guy in
Hicksville that cut off part of his ear,
272
00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:15,833
giving himself a haircut?
273
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,878
I think we've covered enough split
or detached appendages in one week.
274
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,305
I really need to get back. (Raymond muffled)
275
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,973
Who said you could speak?
276
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,350
Not following.
277
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,552
Not you!
278
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:27,745
Go find that friar.
279
00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,380
Copy that.
280
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,514
That was odd.
281
00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:32,316
Tonya seems to be all worked up.
282
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,519
Hopefully she can find something
to relieve her stress. (car door slam)
283
00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:37,788
(footsteps)
284
00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:40,691
Now you're really gonna get it.
285
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:44,670
(whimpering)
286
00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:48,599
(whip crack, whimpering)
287
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:49,767
Mommy!
288
00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:51,802
(whip crack) Mommy!
289
00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:54,580
(lubed insertion) Ohhh! Mommy!
290
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,107
So, onward to find the friar. (♪)
291
00:11:57,149 --> 00:12:00,210
I should find out at the local boys in blue have a clue.
292
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:03,147
Of course, they always end up being out to lunch.
293
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:05,349
And as a crack reporter with a keen mind,
294
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,452
what a better place to start then the local cafe.
295
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:09,820
(door chime)
296
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:13,991
(♪)
297
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,492
That was easy!
298
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:19,430
(dishes clanking)
299
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,640
Hi Deputy!
300
00:12:21,682 --> 00:12:23,600
My name I know who you are.
301
00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:26,070
You've been writing those crazy stories.
302
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,172
Crazy but true.
Don't know matter.
303
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,774
People don't want to hear about penises, and...
304
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:31,909
But they do!
305
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:34,920
I got a million hits about the groom
with the golf club stuck up his ass.
306
00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:39,016
You see I’m eating?
307
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:42,286
Just thinking about that is spoiling my appetite.
308
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:43,454
Mind if I take a tot?
309
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,965
Don’t you touch my tots boy!
310
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,524
All right, let's change the subject.
311
00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:49,493
What do you know about Friar Frick?
312
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:50,160
Why, you ask?
313
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:51,995
He owe you money too?
314
00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:54,732
Not me. I just heard that he stiffed a lot of people.
315
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,034
Yeah, well, tell me something I don't already know.
316
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,936
You got any leads?
317
00:12:58,978 --> 00:12:59,770
Leads!
318
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:00,671
Suspects?
319
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:03,807
We done checked his trailer,
there’s no signs of foul play.
320
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:08,145
Just um... Foul!
321
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,413
No housemaid?
322
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,657
Now!
323
00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:14,151
If there were a suspect,
324
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:16,520
that black fellow with a cell phone,
325
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,864
he'd be at the top of my list because I heard
326
00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:22,434
he's been taking all of Frick’s old business.
327
00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:25,871
You mean T.O.?
328
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:28,031
Now, if you don’t mind,
329
00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:29,633
I’d like to finish my lunch in peace.
330
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:30,834
Of course, Deputy Dog
331
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:31,602
Doug!!!
332
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,270
Doug... Right.
333
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,638
Enjoy your lunch.
334
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,372
Damn right I will
335
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:38,818
now that you're leaving.
336
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,016
(♪)
337
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:49,520
Why are you asking me all these questions?
338
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,989
(♪)
339
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:55,034
Oh, Oh, it's because I'm black.
340
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,803
Come on, man.
341
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,697
Oh, don't give me that shit, man.
342
00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:02,833
You just conclude that the black guy did it.
343
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:03,867
Shit.
344
00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:07,780
You should at least buy me a drink.
345
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,807
Okay, fine. Mack, Get him another drink.
346
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,542
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
347
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:16,121
Well, where I’m from, false
accusations of felony is a double.
348
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,514
Can we get a double?
349
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:18,882
So I'm convinced T.O.
350
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:21,418
is not responsible for Frick's disappearance.
351
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:22,820
T.O. is a lot of things.
352
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,522
He's an opportunist, a scam artist,
353
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:29,635
possibly a peddler of gray
market electronics, but violent?
354
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,360
No!
355
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,805
It's black people shit.
356
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,731
So I talked to the deputy, and he said
357
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:38,143
he already checked his trailer,
and there was no signs of foul play.
358
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:39,903
So you think they're Deputy dipshit
359
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:41,104
really has a clue?
360
00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:43,073
Small town cops rarely do!
361
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:44,441
Alright! So...
362
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:46,810
What are you going to do about this?
363
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,579
I mean,
364
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,681
I guess I should go check it out.
365
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,517
Well, I guess I could go check it out.
366
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,596
Is that how a superhero like
Flor-Eye-Dude goes about his business?
367
00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:58,856
You think you could do better?
368
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,391
I certainly wouldn't pussyfoot around like you are.
369
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,760
Fine. You want to tag along?
370
00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,462
I'll come with you,
371
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:06,530
but I'm not tagging along.
372
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,398
It sounds like I'm a sidekick or some shit.
373
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,667
I'm nobody's sidekick.
374
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,102
Hi T.O.!
375
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:13,070
Ohhh, hey!
376
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,371
Buy me a drink?
377
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,507
Yeah, I'll buy you a drink. Can we... Can we get a double?
378
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:18,442
A double?
379
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:19,611
Come on man.
Hey, guys.
380
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,178
My sidekick here needs a nickname.
381
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,379
Flori Junior!
382
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,114
Tattoo’ed Ovary!
383
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:25,649
Little F Big L!
384
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:26,617
Peacock!
385
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,093
Hi Boys!
386
00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:28,919
Hello!
387
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,320
Buy me a drink?
388
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:31,188
Sure!
389
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,157
(♪)
390
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:36,426
Feel like we should have a
few more drinks before this.
391
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:39,196
You should have let me finish
the conversation with Madison.
392
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,864
(♪)
393
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,566
Look at this shit, man.
394
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,601
You gonna fuck your car up.
395
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:45,243
(♪)
396
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:52,776
Do you know they have flying cockroaches down here?
397
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:55,045
Flying cockroaches!
398
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:56,880
Dude!
399
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,215
Something is on me.
400
00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,250
Is it on me?
You're fine.
401
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,485
Is it on me?
You're fine!
402
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,219
There's nothing. Just look for clues.
403
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,253
Man!
404
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,289
I’m not with this shit Ace!
405
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,491
Some old serial killer shit out here dawg!
406
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,302
Hey, you know what happens in the movies, bro!
407
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:11,628
Yeah, the black guy dies.
408
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,330
Sorry!
409
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,098
Look! He just left his cereal box open.
410
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:19,469
I mean, that cereal is going
to get stale, in this humidity.
411
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:20,437
Seriously!
412
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,005
Is that the best you got?
413
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:24,216
Why don't you try giving the witty commentary.
414
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:28,111
I'm more catered for the sarcastic foul response.
415
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,655
Like a sidekick!
416
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,382
How about I sidekick your
fucking ass! It’s not funny!
417
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:33,450
Keep playing with me!
418
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:34,518
(trips)
419
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,119
Shit!
420
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,187
(♪)
421
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:38,964
How you doing there, champ?
422
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,991
I’m all sticky.
423
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,759
Take me home!
424
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:45,671
(♪)
425
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:48,332
Where does Roscoe keep his truck?
426
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:49,466
Take me home!
427
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,634
Somewhere else first.
428
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,502
Ace, I'm not playing with you. I want to go home.
429
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:54,604
You got some stickies in the car?
430
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,974
Some baby wipes?
431
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:57,616
(♪)
432
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:13,432
Hey! Ain’t this the mayor’s building?
433
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,525
You think that asshat is involved?
434
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,269
Patience Sidekick!
435
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,906
Hey, man, don't think I Will
Smith the shit out of you right now.
436
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,666
Keep playing with me. Say it again.
437
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,400
Say it again.
438
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,535
I want you to.
439
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:26,945
Playin with me.
440
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,605
Damn sidekick!
441
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,382
(car door slam)
442
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:34,344
If you want ice cream, we could
have just stopped at the Sippymart.
443
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:38,223
(generator humming)
444
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,417
I bet Frick is here.
445
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:43,695
You willing to put odds on that?
446
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:47,290
Bro! What would trick me doing in this truck?
447
00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:50,636
Look, this morning, Roscoe
said the freezer was jammed,
448
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,330
so had to move all the popsicles to the fridge.
449
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:57,443
And there was this grungy sandal.
450
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,870
Frick’s sandal?
451
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,138
So. So let me get this straight.
452
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,240
You think his body's in the freezer.
453
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,941
Just chillin!
454
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:07,144
You like that, right?
455
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,679
It was alright!
456
00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:12,658
(generator stalls)
457
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:15,285
Dude, we gotta plug this back in!
458
00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:16,586
The fuck you mean we?
459
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:18,221
This is Yo gig, remember?
460
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,756
I'm just a sidekick.
461
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:20,398
(♪)
462
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,899
(police radio chatter)
463
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,368
Stella!
464
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:34,780
There's something funny going on
down here at the mayor's storage facility.
465
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,441
I’m gonna take a look at it.
466
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,083
(♪)
467
00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:00,330
I’d give anything
468
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:03,642
to open this lock right now,
469
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:06,002
You’d give anything, huh?
470
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:07,671
Will this make you happy?
471
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:10,507
Is that what I think it is?
472
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:11,842
It does what it needs to do.
473
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,887
I mean, I thought it would be bigger.
474
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:17,881
And how big does it have to be to get the job done Bro?
475
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:20,150
Are you having trouble getting in?
476
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:24,096
It's tight.
477
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,223
Oh, Freeze!
478
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:29,268
Right there!
479
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:32,638
Now, what are you boys doing back here?
480
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:33,830
It's not what you think.
481
00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:37,075
Hey, look. I'm okay with this thing
482
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:40,170
that you boys are doing it,
483
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,506
you know. But you can't do it here.
484
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,041
Oh, hell no.
It’s definitely not what you think.
485
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,943
You got to do in the privacy of your own home.
486
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,678
Friar Frick is here.
487
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,081
Frick's here.
488
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,949
So this is some kind of threesome thing?
489
00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:54,284
No!
490
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,953
Well then, what are you boys
doing behind Roscoe's truck?
491
00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:59,598
Frick is in the freezer.
492
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:04,461
He's in the freezer?
493
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:07,297
Like dead in there?
494
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,698
Well,
495
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,333
we haven't
496
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,170
exactly found him yet,
497
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,215
but we were just about to pick the lock.
498
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,108
Oh, you don't say.
499
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:22,387
Yeah, and we were just walking
around and we happened to trip the plug.
500
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:25,115
Okay, let's just have you to move along on out of here.
501
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,950
But the body is going to defrost.
502
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,018
Defrost...
503
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:28,919
Yeah, thaw.
504
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,153
Then rot.
505
00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:31,188
Decompose.
506
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,088
Liquefy.
507
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,823
Okay, I get it.
508
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:35,592
What do you propose we do?
509
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,294
Well, you just let us pick the lock.
510
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,296
We can at least re plug in the freezer.
511
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:42,708
And if we happen to find a frozen Friar in the freezer
512
00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:45,769
as you happened to show up, you can make your arrest.
513
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,103
You two for breaking and entering?
514
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:48,071
Or Roscoe for murder?
515
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,039
Both, I don't care.
516
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,073
I just want the story.
517
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:51,541
I care!
518
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,352
Okay,
519
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,278
so if Frick's in the freezer,
520
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,713
I won’t arrest you.
521
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,992
(♪)
522
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,384
Got it!
523
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,386
It’s open!
524
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,622
Ah... I’ll go in.
525
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:06,264
(♪)
526
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:16,708
Is he in there?
527
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:23,982
They did have clown pops!
528
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:27,052
Nuthin in here but popsicles.
529
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:29,946
Your little detective party is over.
530
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:33,325
Let's go down to the station.
531
00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:37,087
What the hell is going on here?
532
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,855
Mr. Mayor, I have this under control.
533
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,490
I should have known.
534
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:44,903
Tell me why I shouldn't have
you arrested for trespassing?
535
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,229
Just doing my job, Mayor.
536
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:47,597
Oh, really!
537
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:50,642
And what sort of shittery
are you squeezing out tonight?
538
00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:52,535
No shit.
539
00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:55,580
We have clues to a missing
person that points to foul play
540
00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:58,884
that led us to this ice cream truck on your property.
541
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:00,243
My property!
542
00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:03,079
Which you have no permission to be on.
543
00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:07,959
And there's this missing
person, that fucking hippie friar?
544
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:09,119
Why bother?
545
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,164
Half the town wants him strapped up by his balls.
546
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:15,000
Well, that being said,
547
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,961
we thought we would find his
548
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,729
body in the freezer.
549
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:24,142
(♪, laughing)
550
00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:29,081
A body in the freezer of an ice cream truck.
551
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,940
Well, let me guess.
552
00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:32,642
You were wrong!
553
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,644
Seemingly.
554
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:39,791
My beer! My popsicles!
555
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,951
Roscoe, these boys just had some ideas
556
00:22:41,993 --> 00:22:42,919
about your truck.
557
00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:44,629
And they ahhhh.
558
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:48,291
What do you guys doin with my shit!
559
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,668
God Dam it!
560
00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:52,462
We didn't take anything.
561
00:22:52,504 --> 00:22:54,664
Then what were you doing?
562
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,466
Let me tell you what they were doing.
563
00:22:56,508 --> 00:23:00,170
This fraud of a writer and his sidekick.
564
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,072
Oh, man, this is ridiculous.
565
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:07,018
They seem to think that the body
of Friar Frick is in your freezer.
566
00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:09,112
But as usual,
567
00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:10,914
Mr. Tabloid was wrong.
568
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:13,683
Just like every goddamned story you've ever.
569
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,061
(thud)
570
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:20,499
What do we have here?
571
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,427
Are those Frick’s feet?
572
00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:25,862
(♪)
573
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,465
Oh! How did he get here?
574
00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:32,836
(♪)
575
00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:35,405
Oh, come on Mayor. Spit it out.
576
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:39,409
Is it that hard to admit you were wrong?
577
00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:40,076
Oh, come on.
578
00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:41,177
Don't be so dramatic.
579
00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:42,212
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
580
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,413
He choking!
581
00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:45,215
I’ll save ya boss!
582
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,850
Ugh! Ugh!
583
00:23:46,892 --> 00:23:49,085
This is the good stuff right here.
584
00:23:49,127 --> 00:23:50,829
Oh, yes.
585
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,634
I got it, Mayor.
586
00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:57,202
Arghhh!
587
00:23:58,336 --> 00:24:00,906
Is that the little piggy that went to market?
588
00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:03,466
I shoulda kept my ass home.
589
00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:05,076
Black people don’t do this shit.
590
00:24:06,344 --> 00:24:09,105
Roscoe, you're under arres...
591
00:24:09,147 --> 00:24:10,240
(♪)
592
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,709
Where’d he go?
593
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,010
Let's go get him guys!
594
00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:15,545
Follow me!
595
00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,447
(♪)
596
00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:18,982
Well, Mr. Mayor,
597
00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:20,683
what leaves the worse taste in your mouth?
598
00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:21,785
Having to admit you were wrong?
599
00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:24,320
Or a toe tickling your tonsils?
600
00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:27,323
Hey Yo! Imagine the bacteria on that thing.
601
00:24:27,365 --> 00:24:29,959
Do you see a podiatrist or a dentist for that?
602
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,295
Toe fungus in the throat can’t be fatal, can it?
603
00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:36,808
Will you shut up!
604
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:38,201
Whoa! Mr. Mayor,
605
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,503
I'm going to have to ask you to use
some mouthwash because, I don't know
606
00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:41,704
where that toe has been.
607
00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:44,607
(spray) God! You buffoon!
608
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,342
Here Boss!
609
00:24:46,384 --> 00:24:48,854
Don't touch me!
610
00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:50,380
Hey!
611
00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:55,293
I’ll get you Floridude! And your little paper too.
612
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,555
(♪) I will kill you.
613
00:24:58,597 --> 00:25:01,500
Oh, that would be my honor, boss.
614
00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:05,628
So should we stay here and watch the body?
615
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:09,241
Mmm mmm, he ain't going anywhere.
616
00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:10,967
Should we help the deputy find Roscoe?
617
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,837
Hell no man, look at that idiot.
618
00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:16,072
Now that's even less appealing.
619
00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:17,006
The barn?
620
00:25:17,048 --> 00:25:18,308
I’m in...
Let’s go!
621
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,175
Let’s do it!
622
00:25:19,217 --> 00:25:21,110
Hey! You gonna buy me a drink?
623
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:22,879
What is this a date?
624
00:25:22,921 --> 00:25:25,056
I mean, if you buy me dinner!
625
00:25:25,123 --> 00:25:28,017
Couldn’t even get it in...
626
00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:29,385
What you want me to do?
627
00:25:29,427 --> 00:25:30,896
Roscoe!
628
00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:32,956
Roscoe!
629
00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:33,598
(♪)
630
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,196
Hey, Roscoe!
631
00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:42,599
Get out here, sucker.
632
00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:44,968
I’m a get you!
633
00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:46,369
So there we have it.
634
00:25:46,411 --> 00:25:48,538
Another tale of the Florida man.
635
00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:51,207
While Friar Frick's remains are now thawing,
636
00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:54,252
one, Roscoe Abernathy remains at large.
637
00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:58,456
It's up to Dirty Neck’s finest.
To put Roscoe on ice for murder.
638
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,149
Get it? On ice!
639
00:26:00,191 --> 00:26:01,217
Anyway,
640
00:26:01,259 --> 00:26:04,129
Florida man stories are
sometimes about greed and revenge,
641
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,388
but more often than not,
642
00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:06,890
about sheer stupidity,
643
00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:09,000
usually after getting extremely wasted.
644
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:12,971
But what we should learn from
this story is don't stiff people
645
00:26:13,038 --> 00:26:15,899
or you'll end up being a stiff yourself.
646
00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:19,369
Oh, and watch out for sketchy
redneck ice cream trucks.
647
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:22,171
Aesop out!
648
00:26:22,213 --> 00:26:26,351
(♪)
649
00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:27,210
Boss!
650
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:30,046
You got a gift.
651
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:32,882
Okay.
652
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:33,524
(♪)
653
00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:48,231
FLOR-I-DUDE!
654
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:48,873
(♪)
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