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It's time to get up. 2 00:00:01,830 --> 00:00:04,350 Just give me another 10-15 minutes, alright? 3 00:00:04,710 --> 00:00:06,670 I've already given you 15 extra minutes. 4 00:00:06,850 --> 00:00:07,670 I've already been in here. 5 00:00:07,990 --> 00:00:08,910 You weren't in here? 6 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:09,610 I was. 7 00:00:09,990 --> 00:00:10,770 It's time to get up. 8 00:00:10,830 --> 00:00:11,670 You gotta go to college. 9 00:00:12,210 --> 00:00:12,630 Oh, man. 10 00:00:14,610 --> 00:00:18,150 Okay, well, I'm kind of already a little 11 00:00:18,150 --> 00:00:18,930 hard now. 12 00:00:19,690 --> 00:00:21,170 Maybe you can help me out real quick 13 00:00:21,170 --> 00:00:21,850 before I go. 14 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:23,130 Nikki, your dad's home. 15 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:24,670 I can't today. 16 00:00:25,030 --> 00:00:26,010 Oh, he's still home? 17 00:00:26,490 --> 00:00:27,650 He is still home. 18 00:00:27,650 --> 00:00:28,850 Oh, man. 19 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:30,490 Just real quick. 20 00:00:31,509 --> 00:00:32,310 Nikki, we can't. 21 00:00:32,570 --> 00:00:33,510 Your dad is home. 22 00:00:34,710 --> 00:00:35,590 Just sort of quick. 23 00:00:35,770 --> 00:00:36,070 Come on. 24 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:37,610 You know I got a long day ahead. 25 00:00:38,190 --> 00:00:40,290 I understand that, but your dad is home. 26 00:00:42,090 --> 00:00:43,130 Come on. 27 00:00:44,630 --> 00:00:45,550 Hold on. 28 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:54,420 Alright. 29 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:02,970 And, you know, I don't like being called 30 00:01:02,970 --> 00:01:03,209 mom. 31 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:04,450 I already told you this. 32 00:01:05,430 --> 00:01:06,750 Alright, stepmom. 33 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:07,230 Whatever. 34 00:01:07,710 --> 00:01:09,030 Just help me out here, alright? 35 00:01:10,590 --> 00:01:11,190 Okay. 36 00:01:11,450 --> 00:01:12,330 It's gotta be quick. 37 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:22,710 I don't know. 38 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,750 Just maybe show me all something. 39 00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:27,590 It'll help. 40 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:29,150 I'll make it quicker. 41 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:35,350 I don't see how it would make a 42 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:35,670 difference. 43 00:01:36,050 --> 00:01:37,050 It won't make a difference. 44 00:01:39,510 --> 00:01:41,050 Oh, I guess. 45 00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:46,390 It's so much better. 46 00:01:52,230 --> 00:01:54,090 And remember, we have to be quick. 47 00:01:55,170 --> 00:01:55,830 That's fine. 48 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:56,930 I'll be quick. 49 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,360 And you know I'm only doing this because 50 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:09,699 it helps you focus in college. 51 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:11,260 I know. 52 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:13,720 It'll definitely help clear my head for the 53 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:13,960 day. 54 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:17,520 This still isn't okay because I am your 55 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:17,980 stepmom. 56 00:02:17,980 --> 00:02:21,080 I know, but you know this is fine. 57 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:28,310 Have you seen my pants? 58 00:02:29,130 --> 00:02:30,130 I can't find them anywhere. 59 00:02:31,190 --> 00:02:32,350 Like I'm already late for my meeting. 60 00:02:33,090 --> 00:02:33,850 Have you seen my pants? 61 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:36,190 They're on the ironing board. 62 00:02:36,530 --> 00:02:38,050 You asked me to iron them yesterday. 63 00:02:38,610 --> 00:02:38,870 Oh, shit. 64 00:02:38,870 --> 00:02:39,270 That's right. 65 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:39,570 I did. 66 00:02:40,030 --> 00:02:41,130 Oh, so they're okay. 67 00:02:41,350 --> 00:02:42,810 So they're still at the ironing board then? 68 00:02:42,910 --> 00:02:44,150 Yeah, so they don't get wrinkled. 69 00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:44,690 Okay. 70 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:45,210 Alright, cool. 71 00:02:45,810 --> 00:02:47,030 Um, is everything alright? 72 00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:48,410 Like, what's going on? 73 00:02:48,410 --> 00:02:50,370 Yeah, and Nicky's just having a little upset 74 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,190 tummy, so I'm trying to use it before 75 00:02:52,190 --> 00:02:53,270 he goes to college. 76 00:02:53,890 --> 00:02:55,230 Well, we got that pink stuff in the 77 00:02:55,230 --> 00:02:55,430 fridge. 78 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:56,370 You can just give him that. 79 00:02:57,690 --> 00:02:59,570 Yeah, I'll check him out and make sure 80 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:00,290 he's okay. 81 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:01,590 Alright, alright, alright. 82 00:03:01,590 --> 00:03:02,330 You got that handled. 83 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:03,650 Alright, alright, fine. 84 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:04,930 I gotta go to my meeting. 85 00:03:05,730 --> 00:03:06,430 You handle it. 86 00:03:06,570 --> 00:03:06,830 Bye. 87 00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:13,480 Nicky, I told you this was not a 88 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:14,880 good idea because your dad was home. 89 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:15,900 You know what? 90 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:16,100 No. 91 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:18,060 You know what? 92 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:18,700 Just get up. 93 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:20,220 What's Steven now? 94 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:23,360 No, just get up and get ready for 95 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:24,140 class. 96 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:40,880 What are you doing? 97 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,540 I'm just trying to get a little more 98 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:43,600 action, you know? 99 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,500 Nicky, I already told you no. 100 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:46,440 Your dad is home. 101 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:47,520 Oh, come on. 102 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,660 I was so close. 103 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,420 You know, a little more. 104 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:53,120 Nicky, no. 105 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:55,200 Your dad is home. 106 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:56,720 I mean, I don't see him right now. 107 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:57,420 Where is he? 108 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:59,100 I know this is our morning routine and 109 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:01,460 it helps you, but we could not do 110 00:04:01,460 --> 00:04:01,920 it today. 111 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:03,520 Just a little bit? 112 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:04,220 No. 113 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:04,740 Just real quick. 114 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:05,560 Come on. 115 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:07,880 I was so ready. 116 00:04:08,220 --> 00:04:09,760 No, go sit down and I will bring 117 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:10,420 you some food. 118 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:16,500 No, go sit down and I will bring 119 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,440 you some food. 120 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,420 This sucks. 121 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,520 Nicky, why aren't you eating? 122 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,980 I'm just not really that hungry, honestly. 123 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:33,960 What's going on? 124 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,920 I mean, my whole ritual is kind of 125 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:37,760 out of whack. 126 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,200 My morning is just not how it needs 127 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:41,640 to be. 128 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:45,300 I understand that and normally we do this 129 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:48,060 every morning so you can focus, but your 130 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:49,520 dad's home today and we can't. 131 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:51,780 Come on. 132 00:04:53,820 --> 00:04:55,220 It's not even in the room. 133 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:56,480 It's still real quick. 134 00:04:57,180 --> 00:04:59,580 I cannot focus this way, please. 135 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,980 Nicky, you might have to. 136 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,020 You're telling me to eat. 137 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,440 I just... 138 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,600 I can't even think to eat. 139 00:05:10,340 --> 00:05:14,960 I'm sorry, but we can't this morning. 140 00:05:15,340 --> 00:05:17,720 I can't eat if I can't have my 141 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,840 morning routine the way it's supposed to be. 142 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:20,700 I can't. 143 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:21,980 I don't even think I can go to 144 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:22,220 class. 145 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,140 Hold on, let me see where your dad's 146 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:27,240 at. 147 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,400 I think he's in the shower. 148 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,920 I think he is too. 149 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:39,020 Okay, this will have to be quick, understand? 150 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:39,860 Yes, whatever. 151 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:48,960 Like I told you, this has to be 152 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,060 quick and it's only for you to focus. 153 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:52,740 It's fine. 154 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,860 Come on, let me out a little bit 155 00:05:55,860 --> 00:05:56,100 here. 156 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:06,320 I think the shower stopped. 157 00:06:06,940 --> 00:06:07,740 You have to hurry. 158 00:06:07,740 --> 00:06:09,460 It's fine, but it's still in there. 159 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:13,120 You have to be quick. 160 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,620 No, honestly, the hand's not really doing it. 161 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:21,240 What if you used your mouth, you know, 162 00:06:21,820 --> 00:06:23,920 you'd tell me before it'll help. 163 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:25,820 That is... 164 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:26,720 It'll be so much quicker. 165 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:32,320 Fine. 166 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:34,520 Quick. 167 00:06:42,950 --> 00:06:44,890 That is so much better. 168 00:06:47,030 --> 00:06:48,010 Remember, quick. 169 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,220 All right. 170 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,860 I don't know if I see the wizard, 171 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:07,400 I guess. 172 00:07:09,060 --> 00:07:10,980 What are you doing? 173 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:12,580 Does nothing break? 174 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:13,960 No, nothing broke. 175 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,900 Mickey, he said he dropped his phone. 176 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:18,900 His phone's right there. 177 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:20,720 Oh, Mickey. 178 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:23,720 Yeah, there it is. 179 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:25,300 All right, all right. 180 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:25,720 Whatever. 181 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,760 You making that meet a little further tonight? 182 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,240 Yes, just for you. 183 00:07:29,660 --> 00:07:30,020 All right, cool. 184 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:30,620 Thank you. 185 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,800 All right, I'll see you guys later. 186 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:33,760 Happy day, good luck. 187 00:07:33,980 --> 00:07:35,060 All right, later. 188 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:44,480 Okay. 189 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,280 Come on out, he's gone. 190 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,000 Okay, still. 191 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:53,700 I mean, yeah, it'll be quick. 192 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:54,160 It's fine. 193 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:57,900 Okay, just remember, now you're pushing your time 194 00:07:57,900 --> 00:07:59,720 to go to school. 195 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:04,890 Oh, yeah, that's so much better. 196 00:08:05,530 --> 00:08:07,750 We're really glad that's not home now. 197 00:08:42,450 --> 00:08:43,790 You know what? 198 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:46,570 I don't know what it is, but I 199 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:49,050 think Dad might have drawn my, you know, 200 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:49,670 rhythm off. 201 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:51,290 I don't think I'm going to be able 202 00:08:51,290 --> 00:08:52,090 to come this way. 203 00:08:53,170 --> 00:08:55,290 What about the thing we do, you know, 204 00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:56,490 once in a while? 205 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:57,210 Can we do that? 206 00:08:57,970 --> 00:08:59,650 Mickey, this is bad enough. 207 00:09:01,050 --> 00:09:03,210 We've only done that a couple of times. 208 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,390 Yeah, but now's going to be one of 209 00:09:05,390 --> 00:09:06,030 those times. 210 00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:06,630 Come on. 211 00:09:08,410 --> 00:09:10,170 I haven't really screwed everything up. 212 00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:14,090 I understand that, but that's kind of crossing 213 00:09:14,090 --> 00:09:14,650 the line. 214 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:17,850 And absolutely nobody can know what we do 215 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:19,330 on a normal anyways. 216 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:21,990 And that, that's just kind of pushing it. 217 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,490 Come on, it'll be so much quicker if 218 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:24,410 we do it that way. 219 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:26,410 Fine. 220 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:27,790 How do you want me? 221 00:09:28,010 --> 00:09:29,550 Just bend over on a chair. 222 00:09:38,390 --> 00:09:39,390 Like this? 223 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:41,350 Yeah, that'll work. 224 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:48,390 Yeah, that'll work. 225 00:09:50,270 --> 00:09:51,010 All right. 226 00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:03,560 This feels so much better. 227 00:10:06,580 --> 00:10:08,800 I'm glad I can help you out. 228 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,960 Definitely helping you out. 229 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,360 Much better. 230 00:10:57,460 --> 00:11:04,740 It feels so good. 231 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,520 How does this feel for you? 232 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,060 Just stop talking. 233 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:23,920 I never told you that it actually feels 234 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,440 way better than my girlfriend. 235 00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:29,020 Mickey, stop talking when we're doing this. 236 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,120 I already told you. 237 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,020 Focus on what we're doing. 238 00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:36,840 It just feels really good. 239 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,890 Mickey, are you almost done? 240 00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:40,510 Almost. 241 00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:43,710 You're going to be late for school. 242 00:12:44,690 --> 00:12:44,970 Okay. 243 00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:50,070 I think we can finish that position. 244 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:53,050 Okay. 245 00:12:53,050 --> 00:12:53,810 I hate you. 246 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:55,910 Just be quick. 247 00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:57,590 You can't be late. 248 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:29,760 Okay. 249 00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:52,950 Oh, yes. 250 00:14:54,030 --> 00:15:08,330 Oh, yes. 251 00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:40,630 Oh, yes. 252 00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:16,110 What did you just do? 253 00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:17,490 I just came. 254 00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:19,290 Inside me? 255 00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,730 Yeah, I did. 256 00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:25,950 I thought I told you last time you 257 00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:26,970 cannot do this. 258 00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:30,070 Like, oh, now I have to go get 259 00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:31,330 cleaned up and get a plan B. 260 00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:33,110 And you need to go to school. 261 00:16:35,190 --> 00:16:36,130 I'll get myself ready. 262 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:37,430 Oh, God. 263 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:41,700 There's still cereal. 15168

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