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(Transcribed by TurboScribe.ai. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) It's time to get up.

Just give me another 10-15 minutes, alright?

I've already given you 15 extra minutes.

I've already been in here.

You weren't in here?

I was.

It's time to get up.

You gotta go to college.

Oh, man.

Okay, well, I'm kind of already a little

hard now.

Maybe you can help me out real quick

before I go.

Nikki, your dad's home.

I can't today.

Oh, he's still home?

He is still home.

Oh, man.

Just real quick.

Nikki, we can't.

Your dad is home.

Just sort of quick.

Come on.

You know I got a long day ahead.

I understand that, but your dad is home.

Come on.

Hold on.

Alright.

And, you know, I don't like being called

mom.

I already told you this.

Alright, stepmom.

Whatever.

Just help me out here, alright?

Okay.

It's gotta be quick.

I don't know.

Just maybe show me all something.

It'll help.

I'll make it quicker.

I don't see how it would make a

difference.

It won't make a difference.

Oh, I guess.

It's so much better.

And remember, we have to be quick.

That's fine.

I'll be quick.

And you know I'm only doing this because

it helps you focus in college.

I know.

It'll definitely help clear my head for the

day.

This still isn't okay because I am your

stepmom.

I know, but you know this is fine.

Have you seen my pants?

I can't find them anywhere.

Like I'm already late for my meeting.

Have you seen my pants?

They're on the ironing board.

You asked me to iron them yesterday.

Oh, shit.

That's right.

I did.

Oh, so they're okay.

So they're still at the ironing board then?

Yeah, so they don't get wrinkled.

Okay.

Alright, cool.

Um, is everything alright?

Like, what's going on?

Yeah, and Nicky's just having a little upset

tummy, so I'm trying to use it before

he goes to college.

Well, we got that pink stuff in the

fridge.

You can just give him that.

Yeah, I'll check him out and make sure

he's okay.

Alright, alright, alright.

You got that handled.

Alright, alright, fine.

I gotta go to my meeting.

You handle it.

Bye.

Nicky, I told you this was not a

good idea because your dad was home.

You know what?

No.

You know what?

Just get up.

What's Steven now?

No, just get up and get ready for

class.

What are you doing?

I'm just trying to get a little more

action, you know?

Nicky, I already told you no.

Your dad is home.

Oh, come on.

I was so close.

You know, a little more.

Nicky, no.

Your dad is home.

I mean, I don't see him right now.

Where is he?

I know this is our morning routine and

it helps you, but we could not do

it today.

Just a little bit?

No.

Just real quick.

Come on.

I was so ready.

No, go sit down and I will bring

you some food.

No, go sit down and I will bring

you some food.

This sucks.

Nicky, why aren't you eating?

I'm just not really that hungry, honestly.

What's going on?

I mean, my whole ritual is kind of

out of whack.

My morning is just not how it needs

to be.

I understand that and normally we do this

every morning so you can focus, but your

dad's home today and we can't.

Come on.

It's not even in the room.

It's still real quick.

I cannot focus this way, please.

Nicky, you might have to.

You're telling me to eat.

I just...

I can't even think to eat.

I'm sorry, but we can't this morning.

I can't eat if I can't have my

morning routine the way it's supposed to be.

I can't.

I don't even think I can go to

class.

Hold on, let me see where your dad's

at.

I think he's in the shower.

I think he is too.

Okay, this will have to be quick, understand?

Yes, whatever.

Like I told you, this has to be

quick and it's only for you to focus.

It's fine.

Come on, let me out a little bit

here.

I think the shower stopped.

You have to hurry.

It's fine, but it's still in there.

You have to be quick.

No, honestly, the hand's not really doing it.

What if you used your mouth, you know,

you'd tell me before it'll help.

That is...

It'll be so much quicker.

Fine.

Quick.

That is so much better.

Remember, quick.

All right.

I don't know if I see the wizard,

I guess.

What are you doing?

Does nothing break?

No, nothing broke.

Mickey, he said he dropped his phone.

His phone's right there.

Oh, Mickey.

Yeah, there it is.

All right, all right.

Whatever.

You making that meet a little further tonight?

Yes, just for you.

All right, cool.

Thank you.

All right, I'll see you guys later.

Happy day, good luck.

All right, later.

Okay.

Come on out, he's gone.

Okay, still.

I mean, yeah, it'll be quick.

It's fine.

Okay, just remember, now you're pushing your time

to go to school.

Oh, yeah, that's so much better.

We're really glad that's not home now.

You know what?

I don't know what it is, but I

think Dad might have drawn my, you know,

rhythm off.

I don't think I'm going to be able

to come this way.

What about the thing we do, you know,

once in a while?

Can we do that?

Mickey, this is bad enough.

We've only done that a couple of times.

Yeah, but now's going to be one of

those times.

Come on.

I haven't really screwed everything up.

I understand that, but that's kind of crossing

the line.

And absolutely nobody can know what we do

on a normal anyways.

And that, that's just kind of pushing it.

Come on, it'll be so much quicker if

we do it that way.

Fine.

How do you want me?

Just bend over on a chair.

Like this?

Yeah, that'll work.

Yeah, that'll work.

All right.

This feels so much better.

I'm glad I can help you out.

Definitely helping you out.

Much better.

It feels so good.

How does this feel for you?

Just stop talking.

I never told you that it actually feels

way better than my girlfriend.

Mickey, stop talking when we're doing this.

I already told you.

Focus on what we're doing.

It just feels really good.

Mickey, are you almost done?

Almost.

You're going to be late for school.

Okay.

I think we can finish that position.

Okay.

I hate you.

Just be quick.

You can't be late.

Okay.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

What did you just do?

I just came.

Inside me?

Yeah, I did.

I thought I told you last time you

cannot do this.

Like, oh, now I have to go get

cleaned up and get a plan B.

And you need to go to school.

I'll get myself ready.

Oh, God.

There's still cereal.