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Bye. Bye.

English, Adam.

It's so good to see you. Oh, excuse me. Please.

Can you help us?

Poppy, get one of those trolleys. Stanwell's never going to cope with

We'll take you to check -in.

Careful, please.

It must be this way up.

Oh, what have you got in there? The kitchen sink?

It's my thing.

I'm going home.

Stop,

stop, stop, stop.

Darren, you're coming in late again on the fourth bar.

Let's go from the top.

Let's please not.

I don't wish to seem uncreative.

But we've all been stuck in this queue for the last 20 minutes, listening to

sing that same song over and over.

And personally, I've had about as much as I can take.

Excuse me.

Sorry, mine's back.

How come you're working? Oh, they're totally under staff, babe. They called

straight for my flight.

Oh, look, can you sort this one out for me, please? I'm in Istanbul.

Excuse me.

There is a queue, in case you hadn't noticed. This lady's pregnant.

She needs help with her bags.

So that's what it takes to get any attention from this airline.

You have to be a pregnant foreigner with ridiculous luggage.

I'll remember that next time I fly fresh.

If there is a next time.

You're quite left to go to outside baggage, madam. Just for checking in.

I don't suppose you two could take her?

We're late already.

But it only takes ten minutes.

Please, it's not like we're actually going to be going anywhere.

What did you say?

Nothing. Yes, you did.

You see, it looks like we're not going to be going anywhere.

There are some small delays there, but it's just due to the weather.

My daughter is getting married in less than 24 hours. I have rehearsals

Dinner with in -laws I've never even met. So I need you to tell me, is my

leaving on time?

Lorna, we've got to go.

I'll buy you a drink later.

Celebrate the new contract.

If there's anything to celebrate.

As you all know, this is the last week of our high season schedule.

We therefore have to let many of you go.

Letters in your pigeonholes will inform you of the position.

So what if we're not made permanent?

You'll work to the end of your contracts, which for most of you is the

next week, isn't it?

Then feel free to apply to us again next summer.

Anything else?

No?

Fine.

Then thank you all for all of your hard work.

I guess summer really is over then.

Are you scared to look?

Don't be daft. It's your second season. They're bound to keep you on.

Excuse me.

Cheers.

Okay, here goes.

Good luck. You too.

Oh, happy day.

Oh, happy day.

Where to, sir?

Napier, Malcolm, to Nice, at 12 .05.

Oh, my God.

Dan!

Dan, have they charged you?

Baby, are you OK?

Lee, it's Lorna. I've just seen Dan and... Enough.

Help me, give that back. You can have it when you've checked me in.

You've wasted quite a lot of my time already organising your social life,

gossiping with colleagues.

What are you doing now?

My job.

I'm escorting this lady to outside baggage.

Jack, come with me, madam.

What are we supposed to do?

You'll have to wait till I get back.

Oh, and if a girl called Lee ankles, tell her her boyfriend's been arrested.

I'll be reporting you for this!

The low pressure system that brought rain over the north of England earlier

week has now hit the capital with frequent outbursts of torrential rain

airports, motorways and most public transport to a standstill.

Intense downpours have caused localised flooding across many regions.

These almost tropical conditions, characterised by periods of heavy rain,

interspersed with dry and bright weather, have been the result of recent

temperatures.

Bastard! You know what, I've been better off just taking redundancies straight

from Lee's Bradford.

This is my second summer.

Everyone gets made permanent in their second summer. What's wrong with me?

Just don't take it personally, all right? We're all in the same boat.

Could I have your attention, everyone?

Now, thanks to the weather, most of our flights are now substantially delayed.

And several ground staff are running late as well, so it's chaos down there.

I need everyone currently on standby to go down to check -in and help out.

You just laid me off.

And I meant to do you a favor and work check -in. If you don't want to help,

Poppy, that's fine.

But those of you hoping to return next summer might want to consider the value

of good relations with this airline and the importance of good references.

Well, hang on a minute. If everything's delayed, why are we even bothering to

check anyone in?

I would have thought that was obvious. The moment the weather lifts, we're

to want to get as many flights away as quickly as possible. So we need all the

passengers herded together airside and ready to go. And what do we tell them in

the meantime?

As little as possible.

I think we can take it from here, thank you.

Dan, why don't you wait in my office?

Everyone else?

Don't you have work to be getting on with?

The NAA have revoked your commercial and private licenses.

They say they'll be encouraging the police to press charges.

And I'm afraid the press have hold of this story.

As you're aware, under the terms of your contract, we're entitled to dismiss you

with immediate effect and without compensation.

Hello, I just got back, so I thought I'd better pop in and give you my version

of events. Nigel, leave it. No.

I advised Dan that he shouldn't be flying.

Dan agreed.

He was just making his way off the flight deck when that woman walked in

breathalysed him.

He wasn't intending to fly. He was on the flight deck in uniform with four

the legal limit of alcohol in his blood.

Yes, and it was entrapment.

The NAA were out to get a pilot, any pilot.

That bitch tried to nab me the other night, posing as a passenger.

Dan, I'm going to need your ID and your company credit card.

You'll get your P -45 in the post.

There's your check, Dean. We should get back.

Shortages can't be helped, but make an orderly queue. We'll get you all checked

in as quickly as we can, OK?

No, Cathy, I will not have that prick of a husband of yours standing in for me,

not even for the rehearsals.

Kathleen, I'll be there.

Napier, Malcolm.

Sir.

Can you tell me, Ed, will the 205 Denise get away?

Because it's my daughter's wedding, and if there's any chance I'm going to be

stuck here, I need to make other arrangements.

She'll be fine, sir.

Good.

I know we're ready to divorce them with away traffic.

Get in.

Dad!

Lorna called me with a call back. Some weird, angry guy answered the phone,

you were arrested.

What happened?

Nabbed by the NAA on the flight deck.

Over the limit.

Oh, Jesus.

He's lost his job, his license, everything.

And he's going to be all over tomorrow's papers.

This is all my fault, Anna. I'm so sorry.

Let me take him home. I'll look after him. Just stay away from me.

I'm going to forgive him.

I'm sure you will.

I've lost him.

Just give him some space.

He'll come round.

I'll look after him.

Call me, please, Nigel.

I will.

Fresh Global to New Orleans.

Party of Seven, the Holy Palm Gospel Choir.

Passports, tickets, luggage, up one at a time, please.

Immigration's straight down on the left -hand side, but you have to check in

first. You have a nice flight.

Thank you.

Oi! You!

You could have given it to one of my colleagues.

But thanks.

Not so fast.

You want your phone. I want your name and staff number.

Well, why? So I can make a formal complaint.

Oh, come on, Grumpy.

Give the girl her phone.

You've got what you want. You're all checked in.

Let's just go.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

For he's a jolly good fellow. For he's a jolly good fellow.

Someone here for you.

Taxi.

Wheels, wheels.

Piss off.

Don't be like that.

Nigel sent me.

What else are you going to do? Are you going to walk home? It's bloody brutal

out there.

I'd rather crawl home on my hands and knees than get into a car with you.

Probably come to finish me off anyway.

Oh, 4 .30.

I can't think.

Well, that's kind of weird, isn't it? You're such a diva.

Coming up next, we have Countdown, followed by Richard and Judy at 5 .30.

I asked you if there was a delay, and you lied to me. You said everything

be fine. Sir, I didn't know that this was going to happen. No? No.

What do you think you're doing?

Look at this. Nice, indefinite.

Bloody delay, you knew.

Munich, Malaga, Istanbul, Paris, Amsterdam, New Orleans. This man has

lied to all of us. No one told us the airport was going to close.

Your airline owes us, madam.

I, for one, want transport organised to Heathrow. I want a seat booked at your

expense on the next available B8 flight to the south of France.

And I want my suitcase back.

That's not possible, sir. The suitcase has been checked in.

What if you won't get it for me?

Oi, you can't go in there.

Drop me and I'll sue you for a fault.

And exactly what do you think you're doing?

Oh, this is where you live.

Right. You've done your good deed for the day. You can go home now.

Not before we've had a drink.

A drink got me into this, Matt.

An abstinence won't get you out of it.

I suppose it's too much to hope for a single malt. Speak, Nigel, will you just

piss off? You are the last person that I can stand to have gloating over my

misfortunes.

Is that what you think I'm doing?

Well, why I... Oh, OK,

I promise I'm not going to do anything like that.

I just want to pack up my stuff and get out of here.

Go where?

I've no idea.

Well, you could come to mine, but it's a bit of a doss house compared to this.

What is this Mother Teresa act all about?

Look, I know we haven't always seen eye to eye, but I'm probably the one person

who has a clue about what you're going through right now.

Now, I could piss off if you wanted me to, but I prefer to stay and help.

What can I do?

Carol Vorderman, followed by Judy Finnegan. Now that's what I call

Right.

Come on, let's get out of here.

You think you can jolly me into doing what you want with a bit of camp chat?

No, Janice, if we're doing what I wanted, I'd be curled up in front of the

television watching Queer Eye with a box of Quality Street. And you?

You'd be miles away.

Then what are you doing here?

Let's just say I'm not very popular at home right now, OK?

Yours isn't the only life I seem to be accused of fucking up.

Look, I'm sorry, OK?

If anything I said made you... I don't think you'd do something so... graphic.

What do you want me to do, get down on my knees?

OK?

This is all just a big joke to you, isn't it?

Then what's it going to take to get you out of here?

Seems to be the last thing.

Right,

take a look at the roundabout, the A204.

The motorway will be faster.

The motorway will be packed.

What did I tell you? Wait, we'll do a U -turn. One way.

If you'd have just done what I told you.

It's going to be a very long night.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you that the airport is now closed until

tomorrow morning.

Please leave the building by the nearest exit.

Thank you.

We're not leaving. What are we going to do?

Forget about them for a minute. I need to tell you something.

Oh, thanks.

Look, I'm really sorry, but due to the weather, this is... I might have a new

job. That's great.

In Russia.

Russia? Yeah, look, I didn't want to say anything before because I thought one

or maybe both of us would get permanent contracts.

But remember that guy I was telling you about, Vladimir, on the mail flight?

Yeah. He's offering me work.

Doing what?

A stuntman.

You're kidding.

No. Apparently martial arts girls are massive out there and he reckons that

need people like me. For how long?

Six months.

Six months?

What about me?

He'd come with me.

I can manage now.

You haven't heard the last of this. I shall be taking legal advice.

I want to see your boss, young man. I want him down here, right now.

I second that.

M11's closed, apparently.

So there's no way out of here.

That means your airline has to provide us with food and accommodation.

We know our rights. Bring the boss!

Bring the boss!

We want the boss!

We want the boss!

Bring the boss!

Bring the boss!

Bring the boss!

The weather is...

Weather is an act of God, Edward. There's nothing we can do.

Hold on.

Well, I'm sure you can explain that to him as well as I can.

Look, I've got 80 aircraft and 600 crews stranded worldwide. I'm a little bit

busy right now.

She's becoming such this boss of yours.

She's already left for the day.

No, she hasn't. Oi!

Well, we should take the flat when we're out of jobs, thanks to her. Excuse me,

has anybody got any medical knowledge?

Only Mrs. Patman really isn't feeling well.

I need my box.

And I want to go home.

How far along are you?

27 weeks, she said.

I'm a neurosurgeon, not a gynecologist, but I doubt that very much.

OK, this is now officially an emergency.

We have a pregnant lady in distress.

They won't come to us.

I say that we go to them.

We know you're all in there.

So we're not going away till you talk to us. Excuse me.

Why not? We want to be out fresh.

Pay our wages.

You've taken our money, our luggage. You've lied to us.

What am I going to do in Russia, Ed?

Be with me.

You'll be at work, although I won't know anyone.

I want to speak their language.

Yeah, well, we could learn.

What?

What's your honour?

Darling, I'm still in London. It's this prideful weather.

I'm not doing it to despite your day.

I'm trying to get there.

Sub this.

Ladies and gentlemen, would you like to step this way?

Do you

remember

the first moment that you knew you wanted to fly?

Oh, yes. I was eight years old at an air display, watching these two tornadoes

ripping up the sky, 360s, barrel rolls, the works.

Joined the RAF.

Found out I wasn't good enough to be a fast jet pilot.

Bought myself out, went commercial.

remember my first flight like it was yesterday.

My dad bought me a trip in a two -seater as a birthday present.

There we were, a thousand feet up over London, and I couldn't give a monkey's

about the view.

I was watching the instruments, the pedals.

All I wanted was to be in control of that aircraft.

And now I never will be again.

You know, it doesn't have to be the end.

I'm a pilot without license. Yeah, and I know other people that have been struck

off who have the life of Riley in the Caribbean flying around tourists.

As long as they can do their job, no one wants to see their paperwork.

No, I couldn't.

Why not?

What else are you going to do?

Sit around here waiting for a court case?

Public humiliation?

And then what? A desk job at the end of it all?

You're telling me to do a runner?

I would.

What else have you got to lose?

Oh, thank God.

I've just run away from Stratford.

I thought you might have gone.

We need to talk.

Maybe I should make myself scarce.

You've got my number.

If you decide you want to accept my offer.

Thank you.

Okay, okay, okay.

These are our demands.

One, food and drink.

Two,

hotel accommodation and transport there and back.

I've already told you the airline is not liable for delays caused by adverse

weather conditions.

Talk to the hand, man.

Three, luggage.

We all need our bags back.

And four, we want compensation for this. And five, a formal letter

of apology for asking your staff to lie to us. I think that's all for now.

Okay, okay!

That's enough!

You are now trespassing on private property, and I am calling security.

We've all got picture phones.

That's right.

Can be onto the tabloids at a moment's notice. I can see the headlines now.

Fresh out of sympathy.

Airline chucks pregnant woman on the street in the worst storm for 30 years.

Okay.

Okay. You can stay until the storm eases.

But as for the rest of it...

I'm afraid the only food and drink we can offer is in that vending machine.

Do you expect us to spend our own money?

I don't know any other way of getting things out of it.

I do.

Oh, yes.

Sick. Hot water, towels, painkillers, and whatever else we've needed to

a baby.

This woman is in labour.

There are now flood warnings on 30 rivers in London and the South East,

three major airports shut down.

The London Underground flooded at the M25 at a standstill. They're calling it

the Day London Stood Still.

What are you doing?

God only knows what I'm going to be stuck here for.

You're on the back of down into the radio.

Where are your emergency supplies?

What?

Water, crisps, nuts, chocolates?

The AA always tell you, keep something in the glove box.

Well, I'm hardly your typical boy scout now, am I?

Do I always have any heat to take your mind off your stomach?

Right, if we're going to survive this, let's have a few ground rules. First

no floppiness.

You see, that's your problem right there, Jana.

If you weren't such a frigging killjoy, people would like you better. They

wouldn't give you so much grief.

Right, so it's my fault that you bullied me, undermined me, and locked me in my

seniority? No.

But you wouldn't have wanted to have done it if you had been such a pain in

arse for all these years.

Right. No, it was a big mistake getting in with you.

I didn't mean it.

He took his car for water.

He has some tissues, well, and some clothes or something to stem his

Here, use that.

Brilliant.

No, no, no, no, don't move, don't move, don't move. You've had enough of it. My

colleague and I are fully trained first aiders, okay?

They're using his car for the call emergency services. The network's down.

Hello?

I want to explain what happened with Nick.

I don't know what Will told you, but you need to know the truth.

It wasn't that... Spare me the details. It was just fooling around and it got

out of hand. I said, spare me the details. No!

You will listen to this.

The moment I'd done it, I wished that I hadn't and I hated myself.

And I would have told you, but it didn't seem big enough or important enough

because nothing really happened.

Yes, it did.

You... You were intimate with someone else while you were supposed to be in a

relationship with me.

Yeah.

But doing that with him...

Made me realize.

What? What? That I love you.

And sex with anyone else is nothing.

It's a waste of time.

And that excuse?

I'm not trying to excuse it.

If you love someone, you don't want to be with anyone else.

I know that now.

Dan, you lost the job and I wish that you hadn't. But don't throw this away

I've never felt like this about anyone before.

Not in all my life.

And maybe that's why I didn't appreciate what I had.

I want to be with you.

Really, I do.

What's going on?

You've had a bit of an accident, mate. You've got a burn in your hand. We're

going to get you to A &E and get it dressed properly.

How are you feeling?

Shit, my tripod's come loose.

Hang on, hang on.

What direction did the storm go?

What? Are you feeling okay?

How many fingers am I holding up? Two.

Looks like it's heading south -southwest.

Hey, just call it, mate. Sit down. We're going to get you to hospital.

Don't think so.

There hasn't been a storm like this on UK soil since 1988.

What?

I owe the kids a good shit.

It's time he's done and got some action.

See ya.

Bastard. Those two watches are thank you. They practically saved his life.

What we're trained to do, Will. Take care of people.

You should know. How many years of crew? Why does the passenger ever say thank

you? Why not?

I mean, why should they want all those long ears for sh... Shit, pay, and bags

of puke. What do you expect?

Someone to wave a magic wand and make it better.

That's what you make it. Maybe she makes something better of it. I mean, she's

done enough skivvying over the years between the two of us. Maybe that's why

we're so old and bitter.

Do it for yourself.

Do you have any dreams?

Mine's the only dream I ever had.

Yeah, me too.

Well, that and managing boy bands.

Maybe we should get some new dreams.

Pulling this thing up, eh?

Whoa!

I'm going to have to examine you, see how things are coming along. I take it

you're okay with that?

Just do what you must.

Sure, please.

You're going to have to start telling me the truth.

You're not 27 weeks, are you?

38.

I thought it would be late.

My mother tell me all first babies are late.

Well, that's what you get for relying on third world old wives' tales.

You call Turkey third world?

I tell you, I've never seen hospitals bad like you have here.

Oh, I know. I clean them.

You're doing fine.

Seven centimeters already.

Oh, God, is it always this bad?

You're doing a great job better than most first babies.

Get the phone, will you?

Hello?

Kathleen, I'm a bit busy right now.

No, I don't always say that.

Look, I can't get into a row with you. I'm delivering a baby. There is a flight

out of here at 8 a .m. I will be on it.

So you can tell that husband of yours to back off.

I will give my daughter away.

Thank you.

I need my book.

It's right downstairs, I promise you. You don't understand.

I must have it now.

Okay, okay.

Get someone to go down and take a look.

Hurry!

Oh, and where do we even begin?

Um...

there and I'll appear.

Isn't there some blowing thing that she can do to ease the pain?

Like you see in the movies, you mean?

Yeah. About as much use as a feather up against a hurricane.

All right, give me some room.

You going to get us another packet of crisps?

We're following the chaos created by yesterday's horrendous storm. London is

beginning to return to normal.

Congestion on most major roads and motorways appears to be easing, and we

understand that the three main airports are planning to reopen shortly.

Remembers the Good Samaritan.

Okay,

you're nearly there, but don't push until I tell you.

Marvellous, isn't it? Aren't they always managed to have their babies on British

soil? You think I wanted to have my baby here?

I can see the crown. Now, big breath and push.

Oh, Jesus.

I'm never having a baby.

Mr and Mrs Peckman.

Nigel, it's Dan.

It's just on 6 .30, listen.

What you said last night, did you mean it?

Good, because I'm packed and ready to go.

There's a Cuban Airways flight to Havana at 9.

I can get a connection from there.

Yeah, I'm going to need to get to the airport. Can you pick me up?

No, no, I'm not crying.

Breakfast is served.

Oh, where do you get it?

The services, just up there a bit.

Oh, and you're coughing in your sleep, so I've got you some stout sweeties.

Thanks.

I think the traffic's starting to clear up there. You should be okay.

Oh, thank God for that.

Can you drop me at the airport?

What? I said I'd take you home.

No, I need to get my water.

And then I'll get a cab from there.

I'd have done that last night instead of letting you take me on some dodgy route

that I've been home hours ago.

Are you thinking of a second career?

Mini -cabbing, isn't it?

Even gratitude.

I can't believe her husband was actually going to travel all the way to Turkey

in a box. Well, he entered the country illegally, didn't he?

He was going to move here to work.

He missed her so much, he smuggled himself here just to be with her.

I think it's really romantic.

Come on.

Let's get her back to her mum.

I'm going to go home and sleep forever.

Thank you so much.

You take care, Mrs Peckman.

You see?

Look at the lengths they went to to stay together.

Oh, so now you want me to smuggle myself to Russia in a box? No, you know what I

mean.

If two people can care about each other that much, then... I do care.

You know that.

It was an experience.

Yes.

It always is.

I remember my own daughter being born.

Eight pounds, four ounces.

The colour of a beetroot.

And screaming her head off.

It was 24 years ago.

Seems like yesterday.

I ought to be walking her down the aisle today.

Now there's such a backlog of flights to clear, I'll be lucky to make the

wedding supper.

Can't they delay it for you?

Kathleen, my ex -wife, and her new husband have had a yacht. It's cost the

earth.

And Joanna probably won't miss me. James will walk her down the aisle.

Don't know if I've been fighting it, really. He brought her up.

Look, I'm sorry about yesterday.

And I hope it wasn't all my fault that you didn't get there.

It was mine, leaving everything to the last possible minute, relying on the

possible flight out of London so I could be the big important surgeon for

another couple of hours.

Why do we always let things come between us and the people we love?

I don't know.

I'll be there in time for the speeches, sweetheart, I guarantee it.

Take plenty of pictures for me, and have a great day.

Okay, bye.

Weird to think this time next week we'll be doing this for the last time.

Yeah.

About Russia. Oh, there you go.

No, you go first.

I know you don't want to go.

Selfish of me to ask you.

No, it wasn't.

You just want us to be together.

I think you should go.

What?

It's an amazing opportunity.

You've already sacrificed one job for me. I'm not having you give up another

one. I don't want to be there without you.

I miss you too much.

And I miss you.

I don't ever want us to resent each other.

And we will if we don't do the things we want.

I'm going to apply to college again.

How's it going to work when we're practically on different continents?

Because we love each other.

A couple of thousand miles isn't going to change that.

And when you get back, I'll be waiting for you.

Quite untitled, then.

Unlike any of ours.

Sam?

Am I doing the right thing?

I can't possibly answer that.

You'll know when you're there and you feel the sound between your toes.

You're not going to miss any of us.

Yeah, you're right.

No offense.

No.

Give Charlie a ring.

He's a good guy. He'll look after you.

Thanks.

Hey.

Good luck.

Send me a postcard.

Don't.

Janice. How are you?

I'm fine. How are you?

What are you going to do?

A runner.

What about Leanne? How's she taking it?

I didn't tell her.

Damn.

She's better off without me. Shouldn't she make that decision?

Janice, don't let possibly our last conversation ever be a lecture, okay?

Sorry.

I'm going to miss you.

You've been a good friend.

And you.

Okay.

Time for a fresh start.

Bye. Bye, Dan.

Good luck.

Don't look at this as me running away.

I'm setting you free.

I can't love you in the way that you deserve.

Not till I get my own life in order.

I'm not good for anyone right now.

I hope that you find someone to care for you and make you happy.

It breaks my heart that it can't be me.

Take care and always fly high.

All my love, always.

That.