All language subtitles for Mile High s03e02

The world is

mine and I'm feeling

bastard's in my parking space.

Oi! You're in my space!

Just leave it.

Come on back.

Oh, I'm really sorry. Can you help me
with this?

Yes, of course.

I'm Lorna.

Nigel.

And, uh, that's, uh, Janice.

Janice Steele.

We're rostered together. You're going to
be my first ever fresh number one.

I mean, I've done the observancy, of
course.

But today's my first day of actually
doing it with you guys. It's brilliant,

isn't it? There's so many new people to
meet.

Let's put it here, yeah?

Hang on.

Careful.

There we go.

Well, welcome to Bresh.

Thank you.

See you on the flight. Bye.

He seems really nice.

Is he your boyfriend?

What is this?

It's a painting of my friend. I've had
it with him specially.

It's lucky that we're night -stopping in
Malaga.

I actually get to be with him for his
birthday.

He's a little bit worried about turning
the big 3 -0. She's sick, really.

Because men tend to get better with age.

That's why women have to worry about
getting old. Don't you think?

I was wondering if I could put this in
the rest area.

There is no rest area on a 737.

Of course not.

Silly me.

Take it to dispatch. Get them to put it
in the hold.

Not now.

After the briefing.

Hi. You must be Poppy.

I'm Lorna Newbold.

It's weird us wearing different
uniforms, isn't it? It's confusing for

passengers. Lorna, might I turn to ask
you a favour?

Sure.

Can you shut that mouth of yours long
enough for me to breathe for you?

Thank you.

Where's Willie O 'Brien?

Check him.

There's too many crew and not enough
ground staff. This is your fault.

You attacked me in the middle of the
fresh centre.

Will you stop your bickering?

You're lucky I've got enough clout
around here to stop them firing your

Oh, my God, how the mighty have fallen.

So, it's true about the thing.

What? Bobby Donnelly couldn't handle the
short haul.

For your information, I've been asked by
the airline to act as a customer

relations manager.

Check -in drone.

Customer relations manager to inject the
much -needed class into meeting and

greeting passengers.

Once I've licked your fresh rabble into
shape, I shall, of course, resume

flying. Well, let me introduce you to
your rabble for the day. This is Jack,

you already know, and, of course...
Marco.

I don't believe we've had the pleasure.

Why don't you take Stockholm over here
next to me?

Your colleague can do Rome.

Somebody better warn the poor sod.

But he was only gay in his own time.
You're right.

He'd jump anything with a pulse and give
him half the chance. God, is that a

time? Remember, asses to the wall.

Man your stations, gentlemen.

Our public awaits.

They hate union business.

Yeah, we'll go and help this little
misery with the cabin checks.

Oh, and while you're there, see if you
can get her to put a smile on her face.

Passengers don't want to be greeted with
a face like that.

You okay, hon?

I know exactly how you feel.

And just for the record, you are worth
20 Marco Bellis, okay?

He's got a big red nose and a face like
a wet weekend.

Come on.

Where's the first officer? No idea.

Let me show you the briefing.

Good way to report him.

Dan Peterson, hi. From the Gold Star.
Sorry, the Fresh Global Winters.

You took my parking space.

What? And now you're in my seat.

Sorry, I'm rostered to fly as captain.

No way. This is my flight.

Operations. Nigel Croker here, staff
number 2707. Due to be operating fresh

Go ahead.

We have a problem.

It seems there are two captains rostered
for this flight.

Dan, Peterson and myself.

Okay, we'll investigate and get back to
you. Thank you very much.

Morning, gentlemen. Where are you two
flying to today?

Malaga. Two upstairs and one down below.

Sorry? Billy had to go in the hold.

It was the worst part of my holiday. I
can't bear saying goodbye.

It was only two hours.

I know.

Any luggage?

Did you pack the baggage yourself?

As if I'd get any help from him.

Right, there's the boarding party.

The dog needs to go to oversized baggage
for boarding.

If you can manage here, I'll help these
gentlemen with their dog.

Thank you. Did you get a look at the
check -in, boy?

Dreamy. I got a smile.

On our bus do you think?

Skipper, can you flip a coin and decide
who flies down?

I've never heard anything more
ridiculous.

Well, it's either that or pistols at
dawn. You call.

Uh, tail.

No, head.

Dan Peterson will be in the left -hand
seat for this section.

Roger that. Thanks, Dan.

Ready for checks, First Officer?

You take extra care of this, won't you?

Oh. Hello, little jock. Are you coming
to market with us?

If you can stow it without anything
touching it, it's very fragile.

The painting, especially committed to
it, cost me a fortune.

Oh. Bye. You have a nice flight.

I'm sorry I'm late, everyone.

It took me ages to find the baggage
place.

I've been working in the airport for
years and still don't know a simple

like that.

This face when I say goodbye.

Don't talk about fussing. You care more
about that dog than you do about me.

Could you assist this woman, please?

Sorry, of course.

Oh, that's just you on the left -hand
side.

My name's Lorna. If there's anything I
can do to help you on your flight today,

please don't hesitate to call me.

How empty is it?

I get it really bad. Often she's a meet
and greet. You just have to sit down.

I'm fine. Oh, madam, let me help you
with that.

Janice, good to see you.

How are you?

Yes, I'm fine, thank you. Are you?

You two know each other? We flew
together last week. It was interesting.

I was just wondering, I'd like to do my
welcome here.

Sure.

Well, I can't do it obviously until the
feedback goes on. Oh, no problem. You

can't do that while we're refueling.

Now

there

is a pilot who can park his jumbo in my
hangar any day of the week. Oh, I don't

know what. I've got mad about that damn
thing, Cindy.

A pile.

We don't have so much fun screaming at
sunbeds.

Ooh.

My friend's got a fantastic turn, you
know.

But then he would do, because he worked
in both.

He looks awful in people.

Last weekend, he took Catherine and
Michael.

Problem?

Eleven tonne. We're only 600 kilos over.

Only?

You can't take off at that weight.

Oh, come on, it'll be fine.

I cannot sanction any breaking of the
rules.

It'll be hard push to do three sectors
at this rate.

Well, what would you suggest?

Well, it's not my place, is it, Captain?

Well, I guess you could taxi off to a
safe area and burn the fuel off.

Which would be costly and time
-consuming, and every pilot in this

know that I'd fucked up.

I hadn't thought of that.

We'll have to ask a volunteer to get
off.

Make it thick, to be fair.

I'm loading the bag. It's going to take
time.

So let's get on with it, yeah?

If you don't mind.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. A
bit of a problem to start the day with

today, I'm afraid.

Don't mind to help the volunteers up and
back and organise for all of us.

They're going to make us late into
Malaga tonight.

It's only Frank's meeting me at the
airport and he really hates to be kept

waiting. If you need a bit of a bribe to
help you make up your mind, then Fresh

will be offering each of the volunteers
2 ,000 free air miles.

We'll do it.

Help them with a hand luggage, quick as
possible.

You can't do that without the
authorisation of the company.

I just did.

Apparently some passengers are
disembarking the Malaga.

And you'd like me to escort them, not a
problem. Marco and I will go.

You can meet the girls, bring them back
here, check them on to the 1500 to

Malaga, and I will look for their
luggage.

While I do what?

Deal with this lot.

You are joking.

Come on, Marco.

Roger, Control.

Understood.

Well, Captain, it seems we've missed our
slot.

They're going to try and find us
another.

Never complete the day now.

Traffic, this is fresh 073.

Can you give us five?

Alex, is there any chance that you might
be able to negotiate a five -minute

extension to our current slot?

I'd be very grateful.

Carrera's free this weekend.

Thank you.

Only two volunteered, I'm afraid, and
the rest are getting very anxious about

the delay.

Well, maybe I should up the reward.

What, and spend another half an hour
getting their luggage off? Have you got

better idea?

I... I suppose we could lose the cart.

You're a star, Janice. Well, that might
solve the weight problem.

But the company aren't going to like the
loss of revenue and the crew aren't

going to be happy about the loss in
commission.

How much would they earn?

About £30 over the day, each.

It's not my lucky day.

You don't have to do that.

I want to.

In order to meet the required maximum
weight for this aircraft, I'm afraid

having to remove the food and drink
trolley. We apologise for the delay and

any inconvenience.

What about Billy?

Well, it's not like he buys his Ethan
drinks from a trolley. He's got

he needs in the creek.

Ground, this is pressure 073, Pakistan
19.

We are at last fully ready and request
push and start clearance for Madagascar.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your
patience. We are now ready to depart

for Malaga.

With a tailwind, we should be able to
make up for lost time and hope to have

there not far behind schedule.

Positions for the, uh, demo, please.

Have you any idea what time... Lorna!

If I hear the word prank or birthday, I
will off you when we get to London and

get a standby for the third sector and
then you will never get to Malaga.

Roger that.

See?

Back on track.

You're going to cut it fine.

100 says we complete the day on
schedule.

I don't bet.

Well, it's just as well. You'd lose.

Anyway, work is behind us. Sit back,
relax, and let me show you how this is

first off.

A dog.

Oh, my God.

OK, so it's a dog.

Shouldn't it be further forward?

Why?

Well, the forward hole's heated. I don't
think the one in the back is. Oh, well,

what if it's in the wrong one?

Oh, it's those two's dog.

What are we going to tell them?

Nothing. No, we have to tell them
something. Their little bitch is going

freeze to death.

What happens now?

Marco checks you on to the three o
'clock flight and makes sure you've got

everything you want till then.

I think we want a drink.

Well, there are plenty of bars in the
terminal.

Well, if you're supposed to be looking
after us, why don't you come with?

I'm afraid I have to work. I can escort
them.

You have work, too.

Your new boarding passes, ladies.

We'll page you in the bar when it's time
to go through.

Is it OK if I nip to the toilet?

Fine. In fact...

Why don't you take your break now?

Hang on. How comes he gets to have a
rest and I don't? I've been working my

bollocks off here.

And I'm doing his job and mine.

Because I say so.

Marco seems to cut above the usual fresh
riffraff.

He told me you two used to share a flat.

He was more a friend of Will's, really.

Really? He was totally professional with
those girls.

Mind you, I suppose he has a girlfriend
he doesn't want to have a pet.

A girlfriend?

Marco?

Did I say something funny?

Well, I thought you guys always knew.

I mean, I know he looks like butter
wouldn't melt, but that's just at work.

The rest of the time he's a right little
raver.

Makes Will O 'Brien look like the Virgin
Mary.

I don't remember being told about it,
Doc.

Well, it's here on the manifest.

Well, don't you boys look at what you're
signing for, Coldstar?

We were wondering whether it had been
packed into the unheated hold by

And if it's in there, it'll never make
it to Malaga.

There.

Well, it's alive.

It probably just doesn't like flying.

Can you be sure which hole that's in,
though?

No.

You'd risk the poor animal freezing to
death.

Well, what would you do?

Diver ASAP.

That's going to cost more time and
money.

You're not suggesting we fly on.

I mean, you're condemning the animal.

I am not diverting over a dog that is
probably perfectly fine. The airline

have my balls.

If the ground crew did fuck up... It
needn't be our problem. Look, if the

handlers put him in the wrong section,
then it's their fault and the Spanish

handlers can sort it out. I don't
believe you're being so callous, Jan.

Jan, back me up here.

Well, I think it's up to Dan.

He's the captain on the flight.

But I happen to agree with him.

We've already wasted an hour on the
ground already. Any more delays and what

with his merger, our jobs are hanging by
a thread as it is.

Why should we risk giving them any more
rape to hang us by? Exactly.

So, is that a decision?

Yes, we fly on.

We should at least inform operations.

Sure. Hello, operations. This is fresh
073.

We have a dog on board that may have
accidentally been packed into the wrong

hole.

If that is the case, then it obviously
won't survive the flight.

Now, the captain doesn't want to divert
and save the dog, but fly on and risk it

dying.

Please advise.

You've brought Captain to the camping.

You did that on purpose. Genuine
mistake.

I'm going to report you.

You signed for a dog. You should have
checked it was okay.

What did he say? A dog?

He's not talking about Billy.

You help me. He said my dog is dying.

I can assure you he is fine, sir. Both
my captain and my person have had him

barking. Where?

Now, why don't you let me get you a
drink? A brandy or something. I don't

bloody drink. Just show me where you
heard him.

I can't hear anything.

He could be dead already.

Move.

You didn't liaise with the dispatch.

A clear failure in communication. Are
you questioning my judgment?

Ladies and gentlemen.

Well, your pathogen certainly seems to
be captain.

Join with us now and make them land this
plane.

Give that to me now and sit down.

I'll tell you tell us what you're going
to do until that monster of a captain, a

hair on that dog's head is harmed.

We will sue this airline.

Land the plane!

Land the plane!

Land the plane!

Land the plane!

Land the plane! Land the plane! Land the
plane! Land the plane! Land the plane!

Land the plane!

Land the plane! Land the plane! Land the
plane!

Land the plane!

Land the plane!

Land the plane! Land the plane!

As you know, we have concerns over an
animal in one of the holes.

To ensure the well -being of the animal,
we've decided to divert the jersey.

We're apparently descending for 10 ,000
feet, which should warm the hole

sufficiently. We will need to circle for
a while to burn up enough fuel to bring

us to a landing weight. So please bear
with us.

Well, bangles money in Malaga.

Oh, he can still make it.

Yeah, right.

I've still got to land, refuel, take off
and then fly to Malaga.

We'll barely make two sectors, let alone
three.

It makes you wonder if it's all worth
it. I mean, I promised Frank I'd be

That poor little dog's probably dead
already.

How much time do you want to give the
passengers in the terminal?

No, I'm not letting them off. Just check
the dog and on to Malaga.

Flash 073 receiving.

Roger that.

Understood.

We might as well let them off.

They're finding another aircraft and
crew to do our third sector.

Seeing as we're obviously not going to
make it, no?

Well, I guess you win then, Nigel.

It isn't a game, Dan.

It's a job.

Janice? Yeah?

Cover for me.

So who was it then?

What? Oh, well, there's only two people
on this aircraft that could drive a man

to that.

Captain Kangaroo, or an evil flesh
-eating other half.

And?

She and Nigel are an item.

Well, yeah.

And I'm desperate and will shag anyone
who will have me, can I?

Madam, I'm dealing with another
customer.

Don't give me that. We should have been
in Malaga an hour ago. Instead of which

we're stuck here with indefinite bloody
delays.

Well, I'm sorry, but I don't know what
you expect me to do. Well, get us on

another flight.

We did you a favour getting off this
morning.

Bloody disgrace the way we've been
treated.

Please, just don't push. Check your
hands off me, you creepy old arse

Right, that's it.

Do you want to fly today?

Then shut up and form a queue.

Any more pushing and shoving, we won't
reissue tickets to a single one of you.

Is that clear?

As for you, I want you to apologise to
my colleague.

Do what?

No one uses language like that and gets
an offline.

Do you want a holiday? Tell him you're
sorry.

I'm dead.

Billy?

Billy?

Oh, my God.

It's a miracle.

Oh, my baby.

I love happy endings.

It will be.

As long as it comes with us in the cabin
the rest of the way.

Well, if it was up to me, then of
course, but... Oh, I don't think we can

an animal that size. It's against
regulations.

Well, no Billy, no me.

What about a trip?

I'm sure Jersey's a very nice place to
have a holiday.

And we can catch a proper airline home
again.

Or a boat, if we have to.

Hello. Well done, mate.

Another satisfied customer.

We've basically mucked our sectors up.
We're doing Malaga and back with no nice

stop.

I know, hon. I'm so sorry.

Frank, don't be like that, please.

Frank, please.

I love you.

They're waiting on three more
passengers.

Let's just take off without them.

But they'll be stranded.

I'm only joking.

Look, with all this extra delay, we're
not even going to get back to London.

One sector completed out of three.

My name's going to be Mud.

It's okay, because we're going to be
night -stopping in Malaga.

There's a fantastic parlor there.

Maybe I could take you both for a drink.
Thank you for everything you've done

today.

That's very kind of you, Captain.

Dan.

That's very kind of you, Darren. I think
that... Look, come on.

You me and Nigel could at least lick our
wounds after all this.

It'll be on me.

Oh.

Hi.

You OK?

Fine.

Marco, I wanted to thank you.

You were incredible out there.

I was just doing my job.

Well, thank God you were, because I
wasn't coping.

I'm not used to dealing with passengers
like that.

It was so different on Gold Star.

And the way you stood up for me.

Making that awful girl say sorry.

You all can't talk to us like that and
get away with it, eh?

What do you think you're doing?

That's all.

I'm not gay.

Lisa.

Hey, who?

Jack Fields.

Please, don't.

It will kill me if anyone knows about
this.

Only four and a half hours late, ladies
and gentlemen, but you do have a story

to tell your loved ones.

Remember, flying fresh Europe is always
an adventure.

It certainly has been today.

Try calling him, but his phone must be
off.

So I'm just going to surprise him to be
so sure that I made it here after all.

Actually, I stopped at the hotel.

He told it for me.

I won't be a moment.

Well, what do you think?

Amazing. So glad you liked it. You gay
boys have got such a great taste.

Now come along, we can help you to the
taxiway. I tell you what, we'll do

than that. We'll come with you.

We're going to need a hand getting us
onto his boat, and me and Poppy can go

eat in the marina.

That would be incredibly kind.

You go.

I'll get this little bag to the hotel.

No, you will not.

What about the bags?

We can drop them off on the way. I'm not
having you moping around some hotel

room tonight.

Anyway, we can see that this bank really
exists.

And then we can go and get pissed and
eat calamari on the beach.

Don't fight it, Poppy. It's an order
from your Uncle Will.

Come on, ladies.

We've buggered off to the bars already.

You've got the right idea of the day
we've had.

How quick can you two get changed?

I don't think it's a good idea.

Nigel's knackered and... Well, he
doesn't have to come.

I can't just leave him here. That
wouldn't be right.

Perhaps another time?

Will you check in, please?

That new fish place on the harbour looks
nice.

Why, it's changed?

He might see us out.

No.

A gorgeous night like this and you want
to stay in and order room service?

I don't want to drink or eat or do
anything near Peterson. You've screwed

day.

Nigel, we're all stressed.

But if he had some good food inside him,
you'd feel a lot better.

And do you know what stressed me out the
most?

Sure you're going to tell me?

You. Behaving like a schoolgirl on heat
over that boy.

What boy?

I know perfectly well what I mean.

Flirting with Dan Peterson.

I was being civil.

Civil?

You were all over him in that cab.

Not to mention your disloyalty over the
dog business. Taking his side.

Disloyalty? Yeah.

Brilliant word coming from you.

I happened to think he was right, as
events proved.

A woman of your age throwing herself at
a boy like that.

Nigel, he's 28, I'm 35, it's hardly
cradle -snatching these days. Ah, so you

admit you're after him? Ah, no!

Good.

Cos he's way out of your league, love.

I just wouldn't want to see you making a
fool of yourself.

Where are you going?

To a room in the palace.

You came?

Yeah, but I... Don't want to interrupt.

Oh, you're not. She's the hotel manager.

Do you want a drink here first, or just
hit the town?

Just hit the downer.

I'm sorry.

I haven't slept much since this merger.

21. You weren't even born when I started
flying.

It was special back then.

Only the best people flew.

I used to say to Alistair, I'm a butler
in the skies.

We had four types of gin in first class.

Three different champagnes.

Now the...

Asked me to turn Pringles.

I don't even know what they are.

And Mars bars.

And count up change and work 15 -hour
days and stay in hotels with chipsies

medallions round my neck. I just can't
do it.

What, Tony?

I wonder where you two got to.

You bastard.

What? Just go away.

Um, it's just we were supposed to have
Valencia 15 minutes ago.

Bobby, is there someone we could call
for you?

What am I going to do?

I mean, how am I going to live?

We've got to go.

Bobby, are you going to be all right?

Well, shiver my timbers.

I want to unwrap it so Frank gets the
full effects as soon as he sees it.

Oh, my.

God. You like it?

Like it.

Not the word that... Undescribable.

Come on, stop wiping your face.

Yeah, me looking, huh? That'll be a
picture too.

Right, come on, ladies.

Right, come on. As soon as we get this
over and done with, as soon as we can go

and get pissed.

Be careful.

I'll go in, and then your guide can pass
it through to me.

Wait a minute, Lorna.

I think it's stuck.

Oh, no!

Don't put it well in my hair!

I'm so sorry.

I didn't realise the boat was rented.

I'm Lorna, Frank's girlfriend.

Is Frank here?

What in the name of fuck is going on?

Frank, is that you?

No, no.

What are you doing here? I thought you
weren't coming.

Frank, who is she?

And why does she have a portrait of you?

Frank, you told me we'd be both here.

¿Qué hace ella aquí?

Ella es mi hermana.

Quería sorprenderme por mi cumpleaños.

Cariño, ahora tiene que irte.

¿Por qué?

Solo un rato. Cuando ella vuelva al
hotel, lo podremos celebrar como te

¡Ay, you fucking bitch!

Luna, can you hear me?

Will, you shut the fuck up! Back off,
you cheating bastard! I'll bite you too!

He says you're his sister.

He's asking you to leave, but only until
you get back to the hotel.

Then they're going to celebrate
together.

Frankie, is this true?

No, of course not. Carla.

She

records

with his girlfriend, too.

Okay, that's enough. You two get the
fuck off my boat.

Sweetheart, listen, it's nothing
serious.

Conan's just got a bit of a crush on me,
that's all. He should make it that far.

Jesus,

what are you doing?

Sweetheart. Honey.

Sweetheart. No, no.

I want to buy this bloody painting.

So you're going to

tell me why you changed your mind?

Woman's prerogative.

Fancy cocktail.

Well, take a look.

I'll tell you what, why don't we invent
one to celebrate the day?

Wouldn't know how, I'm afraid.

Waiter.

Do you know how to make Screw the Dog?

Yes. Okay, it's one shot of vodka, two
of cherry brandy.

You're making it up.

Dash of dry vermouth, two teaspoons of
creme de banane, shaken with ice.

Cheers.

Cheers.

With the bit and all.

How appropriate.

Screw the Dog.

Screw the dog.

Better get back.

Joe.

What happened between you two then?

You saw what we were doing.

Is that it?

No, we made out on the gents.

Of course that's all the bloody
happened.

He made a pass at me and felt like a
total plank, wouldn't you?

You think getting back at me over Poppy
through someone else was clever?

He was destroyed.

Well, you do a good job of doing that to
people yourself.

You called my sister a slapper. I did
not. I said she made all the running.

Have you never had a girl come on to you
and then not be that serious about it?

And what did you do?

Honestly?

I slept with her.

So you know where I'm coming from?

You were my mate.

Yeah. Look, I'm sorry if I hurt Poppy.

It would be worth ending it or making
her feel like there was something there.

Oh, have you had your drink?

Well, it'll be shut by now.

You want to come back to the flat?

Nah.

Will and Poppy are on nice thoughts.

Leander and Mumsy, that's what you're
worried about.

And I've got some great beers from the
hypermarket in Calais.

Go on then, you're twisting me on.

Here, what did the old fruit actually
do? Was it just a kiss and a cuddle, or

did you get the full Bobby Dazzler?

It's all my fault.

If I'd given up flying and I'd moved out
here...

When Frank got the job, then he would
have never gone with her.

Here we go. Uncle Will's patent
heartbreak cure.

One bottle of tequila.

One box of tissues.

Now, by the time you've got through the
both of them, you'll be out of your

system.

Here, I've got one for you too.

If you hang cry or something, eh?

Damn slightly scary in this whole dead
-eyed silent thing you've been doing.

I shouldn't have run away.

I mean, that tart probably threw herself
at him and... God, we're so good

together.

Maybe I should just go back and just
talk to him.

Don't you dare.

Just call him at least.

Where's my bag?

Oh, shit.

My bag is on the boat.

It's got my mobile, it's got my keys,
it's got my everything.

I'll get it. Oh, Poppy, no.

He's not being like this.

I thought I told you to piss off.

Lorna left a bag.

Then Lorna can come and get it. She's
down there crying her eyes out.

Yeah, well, if you hadn't opened your
big mouth, then maybe she wouldn't be.

You're blaming me?

You're the one who cheated on her with
some Spanish tar.

I have no idea what the fuck your
problem is. Do you want to know what my

problem is?

Men like you.

You take what you want and you wreck our
lives. Get the fuck off my boat or I'll

call the police.

Not till you give me that bag.

Don't be a prick. I said give me the
bag.

Oops.

Fucking men.

I'm here for the...

Must have made the record books today
for the most monumental fuck -up in a

pilot's uniform.

No.

Well, yes.

Maybe.

Janet, I am having a lovely time.

Me too.

But I wouldn't want... Me to get the
wrong idea.

Well... Wouldn't want me to think this
is going to need anyone.

I'm not stupid, Dan.

I mean, I'm quite drunk, but I'm not
stupid.

No, the reason we're here is so that you
can get back at Nigel.

Which isn't stopping me from having a
lovely time.

Well, now we've got that out of the way,
shall we finish the bottle?

Do you love him?

You know I said you could do better.

You could, you know.

I don't do drugs.

Actually, why don't I do drugs?

Hello there, Captain.

So, what are you doing here?

Minding my own business.

Great, then.

Right,

well, I'm going to hit the sack.

Thank you, Janice. No, thank you. That
was the best night I've had in years.

Night, Nigel.

Our flying time to London this morning
will be one hour and 15 minutes, with

weather so fair all the way.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the
flight.

Can't we just try to get on? I mean, I
let you fly home.

You let me?

Okay, bad choice of words. I sat in the
left -hand seat yesterday, and you sat

in there today.

Yeah. Well, a word to the wise Dan, old
man.

We're not going to share everything.

Pardon?

Janice, keep your hands off.

Well, it was half clear.

It was a friendly drink.

No hard feelings?

None whatsoever, old man.

Nobody take my captain's seat.

Nobody takes my woman.

And nobody takes my pie, please.

Of the world.

Got the world in my hands. And I'm

feeling.