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I don't feel it.
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I suppose you're right.
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Follow me.
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Look at you.
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Which one do you think? It's going to be
dark enough to shug in.
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So, have you got up in the holiday?
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Uh, celebrating my ex -party.
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Chat with my boyfriend of three years.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, that's your seat, and, uh, the
loo's just there.
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Um, I might need a hand with these.
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Oh, Jason, is it? I'm Hannah.
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Hi. This is Beck.
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This is Louise.
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Hello. This is Cassie. Hello. This is
Keely.
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And... Natalie.
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You two know each other?
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Yeah, you could say that.
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Well, I didn't think I'd see you here.
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Am I missing something?
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Yeah, Jason and I used to go out.
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You're that Jason! Shall we stay for
some more reunions and later?
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Save to demonstration, please, Jason.
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Yeah, I'd better go on.
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Catch up with you later, all right?
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victim for the night, then.
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Ooh.
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Someone who's to go out with, all right.
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What, a proper girlfriend?
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It's a cool thing, yeah?
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Oh, you're sweet.
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Leanne, can you do the drinks on the
flight deck, please?
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Sorry. Too many drinks in the airport
lounge.
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Oh, you look good now.
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Oh, thanks.
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So, fresh air.
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We said you wanted to work abroad.
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Yeah. You didn't think I'd have my own
airline, did you?
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Well, I've got to get to the loo before
I wet myself.
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Right.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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OK, girls, where are we meeting tonight?
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Got to go out with a bang, surely?
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Oh, no, you missed your chance with us
lot. It's back to the convent. Isn't it,
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girls? You're all virgins, that's right,
isn't it? I do not know why you let
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this one go.
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I forgot to ask. If you're not doing
anything later on, would you do me out
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a drink? Catch up on old times?
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Won't your girlfriend mind?
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Leanne, I live with her. I mean, as
mates, but a few of us share a house.
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Anyway, all I'm asking for is a friendly
drink.
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Yeah, I'm not sure.
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I'll drop you off after.
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I don't know where I live.
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Well, then you can show me, can't you?
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That might be nice.
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Wait for me at the meeting point in the
terminal. I'll pick you up. Yeah, I'd
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better go on with the others.
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Bye.
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All right.
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Where's Nat?
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Oh, uh, she couldn't wait. She didn't
like to rush off.
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Oh, you're joking.
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Stuck with me, I'm afraid.
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I'll give you a ride home before he's
stuck in there. No, no.
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Look on, over there.
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How come Nat's taken you out?
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Some appointment or something, I don't
know.
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What's the matter?
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I don't like being dumped.
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Is that what she told you?
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She dumped me.
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It's true, isn't it? Well, he can make
mistakes, I suppose.
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You got Nat's number?
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She's, uh, she's just changed it.
Listen, I'll tell you what.
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Next time I see her...
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Okay, I'll give you a call. Okay.
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Thanks for everything. Bye.
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I'll get my nickel, if I wore any.
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See you later.
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Jason, what are you doing here?
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I could offer you the same thing.
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I was waiting half an hour, that's why I
just ended up dead.
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How come you went off?
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Well, I've got to go out.
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Oh, right.
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Shame.
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Well, it's nice to see you again.
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Yeah, you too.
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Well, bye.
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Hello. Who's this?
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I'm just babysitting him for a friend.
Mummy, can I have a drink?
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Mummy? You never told me you had a kid.
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How old are you then, mate?
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He's three.
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I'm four and three quarters.
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Four and three quarters? Wow.
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Hold on a minute. If he's... You must
have had him six months after we split
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up.
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I don't get it.
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Connor, go inside.
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Come on, I'll be in in a second.
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No, Jason.
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I didn't want you to find out like this.
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Tell me what I think you're telling me.
I'm not telling you anything.
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Mum!
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Mum, I'm home!
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Hello, gorgeous boy.
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You've got a brand new ticket?
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Yes. You are... Boiling that child.
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Mmm, if I don't spoil my own boy, I'm
kind of spoiled. Okay.
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Well.
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He's asleep.
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I wish I'd got home earlier.
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It seems like I've only just set foot
through the front door and it's bedtime
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already. Date the night. Take him to
school tomorrow.
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I can't. I've got to fly first thing.
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Back Saturday, though. I'll get to spend
the weekend with you. And Monday.
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I wish you hadn't spent all this money
on toys.
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Why? Needs a new PE kit for school. And
that football training thing's 50 quid.
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Maybe we should just tell him no.
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No.
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No, if he wants it, I will find the
money for it.
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Mum, maybe I should give it up.
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Go for something better paid.
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Or stay at home with him and claim
benefit.
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Don't be daft.
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He's happy as we are.
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So what can I interest you in?
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A starter, perhaps, to whet your
appetite?
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Ooh, how about we go straight to the
specials?
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Something hot and filling.
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Tagliatelle carbonara.
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I had carbonara last time, and you
promised me something bigger this time.
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I'm a scheduler, not a miracle worker,
Leanne. Roland, I need those allowances.
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Geneva's worth 80 quid.
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And I would be very grateful.
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If, and I'm only saying if, I get you
Geneva, you owe me.
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Who? The pilot.
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Who?
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Yeah.
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Hello there, my little favour for the
evening.
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Where's Emma?
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Oh, she's fine now.
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If that'll be all.
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I'm staying near the airport tonight.
Flying first thing, no point going home.
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thought we could have a bite to eat at
my hotel.
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Sure. Look forward to it.
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No, Richard!
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Here!
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No, Richard!
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No! Going down.
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People might see.
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Look, you're a nice guy, and it was a
lovely meal.
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I'm tired, okay?
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Had a lot of early morning. Tell you
what.
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What say we have quick nightcap in my
room?
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Look, Roland said drinks and dinner.
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That's all I'm offering.
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A drink.
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Make yourself comfortable.
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Why don't you fix us both a drink?
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It won't be a minute.
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Well, hello, my little trolley dolly.
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The exits are here, here, and here.
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Look, Richard.
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It's really sore.
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It's sunburned, you know.
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Maybe we could do this another time.
Leanne, you know the score. We have a
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How about you start playing the game?
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Okay, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait.
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I've got an idea.
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Yeah. Let's play a little game.
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Now you're talking.
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Do you know what I like that really gets
me in the mood?
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Hide and seek.
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Yeah.
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You hide like a naughty little boy and
I'll come and find you. Wait a minute.
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How do I know you're not just going to
run away?
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If you don't hurry up and hide...
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I can't take all my clothes off.
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One, two, three, four, five,
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six, seven, eight, nine,
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ten.
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Ready or not, here I come.
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Where could that naughty boy be?
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You've been unusually quiet tonight.
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You all right?
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That's brownies, hot from the oven. Come
and get them.
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Yeah.
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Smashing.
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Do you know, if you two girls cut down
all your clothes shopping for just two
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months, you'd be back in the straight
and narrow.
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No, Will.
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Life without shopping isn't life at all.
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Exactly.
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Do you know what?
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It's so beautiful.
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Puts all your own petty little problems
into perspective, doesn't it?
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I just...
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Found out I've got a kid.
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What?
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Who's the mother?
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It's an ex -bird of mine now.
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What, that girl off the plane?
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So what, does she want a maintenance
payment or something?
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No. You're off the hook then, mate.
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Doesn't occur to you that I might want
to get involved?
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It's only natural if he's my kid.
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Natural? Is that the only thing that
comes natural for you, is shagging and
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getting wasted?
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No. Not being a dad.
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Just what are you trying to say, Leanne?
I think what she's trying to say is...
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You'd be a crap dad.
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I'm sorry.
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Jake,
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I'm really sorry.
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I'm all caught up in my own stupid
problems.
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Have you got a picture of him?
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Connor, how could she not have told me
all these years?
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It just feels so weird, you know?
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I don't know if I want this or if I'm
terrified by it.
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Do you know what I did when I found out?
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I ran away.
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I actually turned and ran.
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Yeah, well, sometimes the first
instinct's the best one, you know?
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Okay, I'll think.
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really kidding me.
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Take it off, then.
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I can't. I've got to see my nipples.
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Well, they won't if you put these on.
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Oh, yeah, and how's that going to work
exactly?
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Well, the vitamin E cream will hold them
in place.
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Hurry up. I'm sure the passengers are
getting a bigger welcome than they
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bargained for.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my God, you're worried.
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Ready?
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Keep well out the way of Captain
Kangaroo's face, are you? Let the girl
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after the flight deck.
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He's in right filthy mood.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Apparently, housekeeping at the hotel
found him locked in his wardrobe this
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morning. Wait for it.
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Dressed in rubber.
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Cute little devil.
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Hello.
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All right, ladies. Anything from the...
First kiosk? Oh, yes, please.
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May I have a bottle of that perfume?
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We've only got that in the eau de
cologne spray, madam.
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That'll be five.
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That's £25, please. Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you. Right, then, who's next?
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Er, if Johnny sees you... Ooh!
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..babe, you can lend me £100, just to a
payday.
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00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,630
Lee, do you think I'll be doing this if
I wasn't brassic?
260
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:41,150
Oh, go on, then. Look, it's £25. That's
all I've got.
261
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,420
Forget it. Don't be daft. Come on, take
it. It's all right.
262
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,840
Leon, I've been thinking about what we
were saying earlier.
263
00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:09,820
What? Well, I could lend you something
to tide you over, if you like.
264
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,080
Oh, yeah?
265
00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:12,330
And why would you do that?
266
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:14,130
I've been there. I know what it's like.
267
00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:16,210
As it happens, I'm a bit flush at the
moment.
268
00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:18,910
A hundred quid would be all right,
wouldn't it? Just pay me back when you
269
00:16:19,850 --> 00:16:20,850
I'm not sure.
270
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:21,909
Of course you are.
271
00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:22,990
What are friends for, eh?
272
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,570
All right, I'll think about it.
273
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:27,270
Thanks.
274
00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:28,730
It's really good of you.
275
00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:52,710
Another day, another dollar.
276
00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:54,570
You coming, Richard?
277
00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:56,010
Give me a minute.
278
00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:03,110
Everything okay, Skip?
279
00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:05,609
Never better.
280
00:17:08,470 --> 00:17:10,589
Hi, can I speak to Cheryl Blake, please?
281
00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:12,990
Yeah, it's Richard Beardsley.
282
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:15,650
Darling, hi, hi.
283
00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:18,310
Good, good. Listen, I wonder if you can
do me a little favor.
284
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:22,160
Remember the strip search you arranged
for that bitch who stole my annex?
285
00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,720
Yeah, just like that.
286
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,720
Yeah, she'll be coming off to 206.
287
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,300
Excuse me, miss. Would you mind coming
with us?
288
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:37,800
Why? Just routine.
289
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:41,740
But is this really necessary? I've had a
long day and I'm not... This way,
290
00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:43,340
please. Oh, I'll come with her.
291
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:44,820
Just her, thank you.
292
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:46,619
It's all right.
293
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:47,620
I'll catch you up.
294
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,860
She may be quite some time.
295
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:55,960
What's all this about?
296
00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:57,340
Routine search.
297
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,520
Standard procedure.
298
00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:01,700
I'm going to have to ask you to take off
your clothes.
299
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,520
You're joking.
300
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,760
Did you pack this bag yourself, miss?
301
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:07,860
Yeah, of course.
302
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,840
Could you undress, please?
303
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,079
Oh, what?
304
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,580
I need to search you.
305
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,560
It's so I can carry four pints back from
the bar at once.
306
00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:17,830
Sorry to bother you so late. I just
wondered if Leanne was in.
307
00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:20,510
Leanne, door!
308
00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:25,350
There you are.
309
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:26,810
How you doing, gorgeous?
310
00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:28,090
Dean!
311
00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:30,070
Sorry about this. You ain't gonna
believe what I've done.
312
00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:32,470
I think I've accidentally left my
toiletry bag in your case.
313
00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:33,990
I couldn't grab it, could I?
314
00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,310
Oh, you mean this?
315
00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:36,410
Oh, that's the one.
316
00:19:36,730 --> 00:19:37,730
What a mug, eh?
317
00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:39,370
Listen, thanks for this.
318
00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:41,930
I've got to go. So I'll see you soon,
yeah?
319
00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:44,430
If you're looking for your cocaine...
320
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:46,740
You won't find it. Where is it?
321
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,260
What would you have done if they found
those drugs on me when they searched me
322
00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:51,199
tonight?
323
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,780
Why don't we go to prison for it?
324
00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:54,540
You gutless shit.
325
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,720
You'll have a two grand's worth of more
gear you've got there.
326
00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:57,940
Not anymore.
327
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,440
I flushed it down the toilet.
328
00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:01,740
Keep it for yourself and sell it, more
like.
329
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,620
Come on, Leanne, we can sort something
out, can't we? I told you I flushed it.
330
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,600
How do I know you're telling the truth?
331
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,080
You don't.
332
00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:13,380
But if you come within a mile of this
house, I'm going to report you to the
333
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,620
airline. And then...
334
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,880
I'm going to call the police.
335
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:19,240
Stupid bitch. What do you call her? Stay
out of this, man. It's got nothing to
336
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:23,120
do with you, you arsehole. If you ever
threaten or come nearly out again, I
337
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:26,220
personally rip your guts out and tie
them around your neck. Now, piss off!
338
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,680
What if the plan will eat your heart
out? I think you're going to be my new
339
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,880
hero. You're right.
340
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,560
Jesus,
341
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,660
Jenny, mother of God.
342
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:49,420
Look, I've got my present.
343
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,320
We don't want your present.
344
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:54,120
Jason, I can't talk to you now. I've got
to get Connor to school.
345
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,220
I'm off today. I could wait all day if I
have to. Fine, you do that.
346
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,600
Come on, Connor.
347
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,240
Matt.
348
00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:06,820
Matt, wait a minute.
349
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,200
Please? Matt!
350
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:11,740
Please, just leave us alone.
351
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,060
Why?
352
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:15,320
Matt, we've got to talk about this.
353
00:21:57,370 --> 00:21:58,810
Right, it's dust and tumble dry.
354
00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:02,290
As soon as it's done, you've got to go.
Connor, don't do that. It's all right.
355
00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:03,550
Oh, God, sorry.
356
00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:04,830
Whoa, no.
357
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:08,950
Sorry, he's a bit of a handful
sometimes.
358
00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:11,190
Yeah?
359
00:22:11,410 --> 00:22:12,510
He looks like me too.
360
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,510
Connor, go and get your pyjamas on.
361
00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:17,750
Connor.
362
00:22:18,190 --> 00:22:19,069
Come on.
363
00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:20,070
Off you go.
364
00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:22,050
Um,
365
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:24,410
Jason.
366
00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:27,330
Look, I haven't been entirely straight
with you.
367
00:22:29,210 --> 00:22:30,410
He might not be yours.
368
00:22:32,230 --> 00:22:33,230
What?
369
00:22:33,850 --> 00:22:36,830
But the dates, we were still going out.
370
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,910
What, were you sleeping with somebody
else?
371
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:45,430
Yeah.
372
00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:49,270
Yeah, but you weren't exactly Mr
Perfect, were you? Hey, I loved you
373
00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:50,350
didn't I? Look, we were kids.
374
00:22:51,210 --> 00:22:54,210
Anyway, we were going to split up sooner
or later. It's just a matter of when.
375
00:22:55,550 --> 00:22:56,890
Well, this other guy, does he know?
376
00:22:58,550 --> 00:23:00,690
How could you not tell me that? All
these years.
377
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,130
For what?
378
00:23:02,310 --> 00:23:04,230
I mean, he... It doesn't matter.
379
00:23:04,830 --> 00:23:07,650
Then you, well, you're already off
around the world on one of your
380
00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:10,050
Look, we're happy as we are, Jase.
381
00:23:11,450 --> 00:23:12,450
Oh, yeah, lovely.
382
00:23:13,010 --> 00:23:14,010
What about me?
383
00:23:14,590 --> 00:23:15,610
What if he's my kid?
384
00:23:17,490 --> 00:23:19,910
Look, I'm giving you a way out.
385
00:23:20,270 --> 00:23:23,850
I saw the way you reacted when you found
out. I mean, you ran a mile, literally.
386
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,160
It's okay.
387
00:23:26,460 --> 00:23:28,880
I'm not asking you for anything. You're
free to go.
388
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,240
You want to know why I didn't tell you?
389
00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:38,400
Well, I didn't tell you because I didn't
want you coming back out of duty and
390
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,400
then leaving anyway.
391
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:47,040
All I know is mine.
392
00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:49,040
Yeah? And then what?
393
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,240
And then you become the perfect father?
394
00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:55,650
Yeah. It'll be fun at first, all the
novelty wears off and it starts to cramp
395
00:23:55,650 --> 00:23:56,650
your style.
396
00:23:57,450 --> 00:23:58,450
You don't say.
397
00:24:02,170 --> 00:24:03,170
Hello?
398
00:24:04,030 --> 00:24:05,030
Yes.
399
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:09,130
When did this happen?
400
00:24:10,770 --> 00:24:12,210
Well, why did nobody call me?
401
00:24:14,730 --> 00:24:15,730
Right.
402
00:24:17,110 --> 00:24:18,110
Yeah.
403
00:24:18,450 --> 00:24:19,450
Okay.
404
00:24:19,690 --> 00:24:20,690
Bye.
405
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,180
My dad's been taken to hospital.
406
00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:28,020
I can't leave him with you.
407
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,260
Well, why not? You can't stick him in
the hospital with you. He might have to
408
00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:32,260
stay all night.
409
00:24:32,860 --> 00:24:36,660
Look, my flatmate's away, so I've got a
spare bed in my room. I've only got my
410
00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:38,920
number. Come on. I am an adult now.
411
00:24:39,340 --> 00:24:42,260
I can look after a four -year -old. I'm
not four. I'm nearly five.
412
00:24:42,660 --> 00:24:44,140
A nearly five -year -old boy.
413
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,280
Let me help.
414
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,800
Please?
415
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,240
Okay.
416
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,900
Okay, get his dinosaur cap. It's next
door.
417
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,560
I'll get his toothbrush.
418
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:58,600
And Jason, look, no sugary drinks or
sweet things, okay? Or you'll go mental.
419
00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:03,340
And Jason, don't fuck this up, okay?
420
00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:05,020
Right.
421
00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:10,060
No sweets, no sugary drinks, and no fuck
-ups. I got it.
422
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,280
Yeah.
423
00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:12,540
Thanks for this.
424
00:26:28,490 --> 00:26:29,409
There we are, Connor.
425
00:26:29,410 --> 00:26:31,770
Got a massive widescreen telly you can
watch.
426
00:26:32,270 --> 00:26:33,410
147 channels, mate.
427
00:26:39,290 --> 00:26:41,410
Loads of cartoons, just don't watch my
videos.
428
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:42,850
Come on, then.
429
00:26:46,050 --> 00:26:47,050
There we are, mate.
430
00:26:50,070 --> 00:26:51,150
Jesus Christ!
431
00:26:51,890 --> 00:26:52,890
Stay there, all right?
432
00:27:09,450 --> 00:27:12,850
Looked like your friends came back for
their cocaine.
433
00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:24,730
Well, it's gone.
434
00:27:27,030 --> 00:27:28,170
Oh, Kate!
435
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:31,450
Are
436
00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:38,150
you okay?
437
00:27:39,879 --> 00:27:42,440
No. I'm so sorry, Case. I am.
438
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:46,000
I should have given the stuff back to
Dean when he asked for it.
439
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:49,160
Jason is screaming at me for not having
a deadbolt.
440
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:53,840
I can't afford to get the door fixed as
it is, let alone fancy new locks.
441
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,720
Well, it's my fault. I'll pay for it.
Oh, yeah?
442
00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:58,760
How? Good question.
443
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,600
Got my new roster today.
444
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,260
Newcastle, Belfast, Manchester.
445
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,540
Not a single stopover for three weeks.
446
00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:09,970
It's Roland's way of paying me back for
locking Captain Pervmonkey in the
447
00:28:09,970 --> 00:28:10,970
cupboard.
448
00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:16,910
I'm actually glad the stuff's gone,
Kate.
449
00:28:17,650 --> 00:28:20,550
On the way home, I've made up my mind to
sell it.
450
00:28:21,310 --> 00:28:22,890
What? Yeah, I know.
451
00:28:23,290 --> 00:28:24,850
And God knows how that would have ended.
452
00:28:26,210 --> 00:28:27,210
So what now?
453
00:28:27,930 --> 00:28:28,970
I really don't know.
454
00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:32,510
Night, night, little man.
455
00:28:33,070 --> 00:28:34,590
I want to go home.
456
00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:36,580
You can't go home just yet.
457
00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:38,880
Mummy's in the hospital with Grandad.
458
00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:41,000
I don't like it here.
459
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:42,420
Oh, come on.
460
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,940
I'll be here, just over there in that
bed.
461
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,320
OK? He's a good boy.
462
00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:59,160
Come on now, come on now. It's bedtime
now. Come on. No, we're going to bed
463
00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:00,220
Come on.
464
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,400
What's going on?
465
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:03,920
Leanne?
466
00:29:04,230 --> 00:29:06,550
Meet my son? Well, probably my son.
467
00:29:08,030 --> 00:29:09,670
Connor, this is Leanne.
468
00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:13,110
I'm a dark, dark girl.
469
00:29:29,610 --> 00:29:31,090
Cheers, Leanne. You're a lifesaver.
470
00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:33,610
Lucky my little nephew left the book in
the car.
471
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,820
I feel so weird, you know?
472
00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:40,160
Still not knowing if he's definitely
yours.
473
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:46,080
Well, no, I got Nat to agree to the DNA
thing, but... I don't need a test, I
474
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,080
don't need proof.
475
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:48,500
I mean, look at him.
476
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,280
He's the spit of me as a kid.
477
00:29:52,260 --> 00:29:53,580
What's this really all about, Jase?
478
00:29:54,420 --> 00:29:55,420
You or him?
479
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:56,720
What do you mean?
480
00:29:57,340 --> 00:29:58,760
Makes you the big man, doesn't it?
481
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,080
Sowing the old seed.
482
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,560
But what about him?
483
00:30:01,980 --> 00:30:04,240
He needs a dad who's going to be there
when he's growing up.
484
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,440
Someone to set aside time to play with
him, do his homework with him. Well, I
485
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,219
can do all that.
486
00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:09,220
Yeah, till you get bored.
487
00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:12,740
Jay, you've got the attention span for
fully on speed.
488
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,520
I don't get you sometimes, Leanne.
489
00:30:16,260 --> 00:30:19,200
One minute you're great with him, and
the next you're putting me down and
490
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,200
nurturing me.
491
00:30:20,660 --> 00:30:22,760
It's almost as if you're jealous of what
I've got with him.
492
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,300
Jason Murdoch, you're full of shit.
493
00:30:47,860 --> 00:30:48,860
It's Leanne.
494
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,260
Oh, no, no, don't hang up.
495
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,880
I, uh... No, I know it's late.
496
00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:55,040
I just wanted to ring and apologize.
497
00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:56,940
What I did was wrong.
498
00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:05,840
Well, we're on the same roster tomorrow,
and it's going to be my last stopover
499
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:09,380
for a while, so I'd like to make it up
to you.
500
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,020
Yeah, drinks would be great.
501
00:31:15,060 --> 00:31:16,060
I look forward to it.
502
00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:17,740
Good night, Richard.
503
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,360
Good night.
504
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,360
No, no, he's been fine, yeah.
505
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:32,420
Look, just concentrate on your dad, all
right?
506
00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:34,180
Connor's fine.
507
00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:35,620
I've got your number.
508
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,460
All right, take care, yeah?
509
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:38,920
See you later, darling.
510
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,040
Bye.
511
00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:44,060
But Dad's still in surgery, so he'll be
playing Dad all day, I think.
512
00:31:44,590 --> 00:31:45,590
Only on standby.
513
00:31:45,690 --> 00:31:49,910
So, in 18 months of being on standby,
I've never actually been called to fly,
514
00:31:50,030 --> 00:31:50,709
have I?
515
00:31:50,710 --> 00:31:51,710
It'll be fine.
516
00:31:52,090 --> 00:31:55,130
Take Connor to the airport, show him
some great big planes.
517
00:31:55,490 --> 00:31:56,490
Hey, mate.
518
00:31:56,530 --> 00:31:57,850
I'll come home again. Easy.
519
00:31:59,770 --> 00:32:01,490
You be a good boy for Auntie Kate.
520
00:32:01,770 --> 00:32:02,810
We'll have a shower, OK?
521
00:32:03,910 --> 00:32:05,070
Justin, I can't watch you.
522
00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:06,750
Oh, you've got to go!
523
00:32:08,590 --> 00:32:09,590
Oh!
524
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,679
Sorry, I thought you'd finished.
525
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:15,680
It won't be long.
526
00:32:16,860 --> 00:32:18,120
You couldn't help me, could you?
527
00:32:18,420 --> 00:32:19,420
Middle of my back.
528
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,720
I can't reach you.
529
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,640
Be gentle with me.
530
00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:25,860
You'll change your tune.
531
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,000
Last night I was the spawn of the devil.
532
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:29,860
Now I want me to do your back.
533
00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:31,420
I did wound up, that's all.
534
00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:34,020
What with the breaking and bells and
shit.
535
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,420
I'm sorry, all right?
536
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:37,900
I'm sure I'll take care of you.
537
00:32:55,630 --> 00:32:57,830
You know, you shouldn't leave Connor on
his own in the kitchen.
538
00:32:58,190 --> 00:32:59,390
It's all right. Casey's with him.
539
00:33:01,510 --> 00:33:04,050
Jay, I haven't been entirely straight
with you.
540
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:05,750
What?
541
00:33:06,230 --> 00:33:13,210
Well, the real reason I was so angry
with you... I was
542
00:33:13,210 --> 00:33:14,210
jealous.
543
00:33:14,850 --> 00:33:15,850
Jealous?
544
00:33:17,170 --> 00:33:18,170
Of nothing.
545
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:47,519
You see?
546
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:51,540
This is exactly what I was talking
about. You've got a choice between
547
00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:52,880
and Fanny. And what do you choose?
548
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,740
Fanny. Leanne? You?
549
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:59,880
Responsible? My arse. One sniff of a
quickie. Connor could have been sticking
550
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,060
his fingers in an electrical socket.
551
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:04,160
Or tipping boiling hot water over
himself for all you cared.
552
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,140
Casey left five minutes ago, Jason.
553
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,080
You didn't even hear her leave.
554
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,060
Oh, and by the way, where is your son?
555
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,620
You complete another bitch.
556
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,800
Someone's got to show you the truth,
Jason!
557
00:34:25,659 --> 00:34:31,400
So then the midfielder passes the ball
to his team's striker. And then he...
558
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:37,360
She... Of course, you don't normally
have girls in Premier League teams,
559
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,360
girls can't play football.
560
00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:40,400
But they can do lots of other things
very well.
561
00:34:42,219 --> 00:34:43,219
Cheers, sweetheart.
562
00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:47,389
and then she dribbles the ball towards
the goal. But wait!
563
00:34:48,010 --> 00:34:53,610
In comes the other team's defender,
tackles her, and passes the ball to the
564
00:34:53,610 --> 00:34:57,330
midfielder, and on to... a pirate.
565
00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:00,370
There you are, mate. Don't smoke in
front of the kid.
566
00:35:00,650 --> 00:35:02,290
Hello, this is the smoking room.
567
00:35:03,230 --> 00:35:05,370
Why don't you go and play somewhere
else? I think the runway's free.
568
00:35:06,450 --> 00:35:08,390
You didn't bring the kid on standby for
it, anyway.
569
00:35:08,590 --> 00:35:09,590
I'm not going to get called, am I?
570
00:35:09,790 --> 00:35:11,770
Well, Dean Carsey's just phoned in sick.
571
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:13,860
Apparently he's in hospital, two broken
ribs.
572
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:15,780
Serves him right.
573
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,600
Apparently someone kicked the shit out
of him.
574
00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:19,100
Language!
575
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,460
Oh, shit, they never call me on standby.
576
00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:23,780
Well, they do now.
577
00:35:24,180 --> 00:35:25,180
Hey, look.
578
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:26,920
Oh,
579
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,280
forget it.
580
00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:31,480
Come on, Natalie, answer the phone.
581
00:35:37,350 --> 00:35:39,850
Now, football is a very dirty game, OK?
582
00:35:40,230 --> 00:35:42,810
So after we've finished playing, we've
got to clean up the pitch, which is why
583
00:35:42,810 --> 00:35:45,690
we have a hoover. So you must clean,
clean, clean, clean, clean.
584
00:35:45,930 --> 00:35:48,830
Will, listen, mate, do us a favour. Just
babysit for a couple of hours.
585
00:35:49,430 --> 00:35:50,670
You've got to be joking, haven't you?
586
00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:52,490
Please, we're back before five.
587
00:35:52,930 --> 00:35:54,950
I'm sorry, I am flying in half an hour.
588
00:35:55,390 --> 00:35:57,110
Now, remember what I said about the
hoover, OK?
589
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,220
Yes. Hi, mate. How are you doing?
Better.
590
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,680
Who might this be?
591
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,120
Connor. He's my little nephew.
592
00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:27,480
I've come to take him on a date.
593
00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:29,180
He's not with me today.
594
00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:30,880
Thank God I got called, eh?
595
00:36:31,140 --> 00:36:33,900
I'd have hated to disappoint him.
Someone's entrusted you with a child.
596
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,340
So, what hotel are you in?
597
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,640
OK.
598
00:36:47,660 --> 00:36:49,140
Give me half an hour to freshen up.
599
00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:50,620
I'll be there.
600
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,240
Bye.
601
00:37:11,140 --> 00:37:12,140
Deja vu.
602
00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:15,900
I've taken the precaution of locking the
wardrobe door.
603
00:37:17,710 --> 00:37:18,790
Come in, come in.
604
00:37:39,330 --> 00:37:40,790
This isn't going to work, is it?
605
00:37:41,830 --> 00:37:42,830
What's the matter?
606
00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:47,720
Leanne, I can't make love to a girl who
looks as unhappy about the idea as you
607
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:48,720
do.
608
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:52,640
I'm not that much of a monster. Look,
I'm fine. Really, I'm fine.
609
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,820
I've seen happier faces going into a
dentist's surgery.
610
00:37:57,980 --> 00:38:02,060
Don't worry, I'll tell Roland you didn't
disappoint.
611
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,820
Do these allowances really mean that
much to you?
612
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,340
You've no idea.
613
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:16,680
Take that. I can't. Take it. No strings
attached.
614
00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:18,800
A present from me to you.
615
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:25,840
Now go.
616
00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:28,140
Before I come to my senses, go on.
617
00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:38,820
Yeah, he's a big boy, like his dad.
618
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,700
This has turned out sweet, mate.
619
00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:44,260
As long as we don't get delayed.
620
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,560
Excuse me, ladies.
621
00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:47,460
Sorry to break up the party.
622
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:50,520
I think it's about time our little
friend went back to his seat, don't you?
623
00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:52,940
Absolutely. Sorry, girls. No S for the
wicked.
624
00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:57,900
Jason, if your nephew continues to keep
you from your work, I may have to ask
625
00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:00,280
you to offload him in Manchester and get
his parents to meet him.
626
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,620
We're an airline, not a fun park.
627
00:39:02,860 --> 00:39:04,940
Yeah, point taken. I'll make sure he
stays in his seat from now on.
628
00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:06,220
Come on, mate.
629
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,300
I'll bring you a bag.
630
00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:10,680
Jase, isn't this a condom wrapper?
631
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,500
Where did he get that from? In his hand.
632
00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:14,840
Shit, he's had it out of his bag.
633
00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:20,380
Connor, where's the little rubber toy
that was in here? Sweet.
634
00:39:21,340 --> 00:39:22,340
Where did you put the sweetie?
635
00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:26,260
Oh, mother of all things holy. Did you
put it in your mouth?
636
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,680
What if he swallows it? Shit, shit,
shit.
637
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,360
I hate to complain, but I found this in
my sandwich.
638
00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:34,540
Fantastic.
639
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,500
There she is, look.
640
00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:47,060
Mummy!
641
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,300
Hello, darling.
642
00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:49,820
How are you?
643
00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:52,280
I'm all right. How's your dad?
644
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,880
Oh, he's all right.
645
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,040
Came around okay after the yacht, but
still a bit weak and groggy.
646
00:39:57,580 --> 00:39:59,240
We went on a plane, Mummy.
647
00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:00,419
Did you?
648
00:40:00,420 --> 00:40:02,800
Yeah, I hope you don't mind. I thought
you might enjoy it.
649
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,760
Oh, he seems none the worse, Rick.
650
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,340
Did you have a nice day, sweetheart?
651
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:08,920
Yes. Well,
652
00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:11,200
say goodbye to Jason.
653
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:12,420
Bye, Daddy.
654
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:14,580
Jason.
655
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,940
Well, look, I'd better get off. I've got
to fly again in an hour, so... Well,
656
00:40:19,940 --> 00:40:22,580
thanks. I don't know what we've done
without you.
657
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,200
Pleasure.
658
00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:26,140
Come on, then.
659
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,800
Bye.
660
00:41:02,570 --> 00:41:04,090
I don't need a test, any proof.
661
00:41:04,690 --> 00:41:06,050
He's just a bit of me as a kid.
662
00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:13,650
I'm gonna find you.
663
00:41:14,570 --> 00:41:15,670
I'm gonna get you.
664
00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:17,910
Where's that Connor?
665
00:41:18,110 --> 00:41:21,030
I'm gonna find him. I'm gonna get him.
Where is he?
666
00:41:25,290 --> 00:41:31,690
What then?
667
00:41:33,870 --> 00:41:34,970
Do you want to come in for a bit?
668
00:41:36,430 --> 00:41:37,450
Yeah. Yeah?
669
00:41:38,030 --> 00:41:39,030
Give him his bath?
670
00:41:39,190 --> 00:41:40,190
Yeah, sure.
671
00:41:44,030 --> 00:41:48,250
I'll put the curtain on, you get his
bath.
672
00:41:51,270 --> 00:41:53,070
Jase, I think these are the DNA results.
673
00:41:56,770 --> 00:41:57,770
You open it.
674
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,440
Are you going to answer it?
675
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,640
Yeah.
676
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,120
But you've closed your life.
677
00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:40,200
Yeah, I've got a bit of a night planned.
678
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:45,260
Well, er... You'd better be getting off.
679
00:42:46,740 --> 00:42:50,300
Yeah. Connor, come and say goodbye to
Jason. He's going.
680
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,440
See you later, mate.
681
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:58,839
Go on, Connor.
682
00:42:58,840 --> 00:42:59,840
Back upstairs.
683
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,120
Off you go.
684
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,900
Well, we shouldn't lose touch again,
really.
685
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,860
You'll need a babysitter.
686
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,160
Seriously.
687
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,080
Thanks. Maybe even that drink?
688
00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:19,120
Yeah, that'd be nice.
689
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,760
Well, give your bell.
690
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,520
Bye, Jason.
691
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:28,720
Yeah.
692
00:44:00,270 --> 00:44:03,050
It's a present for little Jay. Well,
mini -me.
693
00:44:04,810 --> 00:44:05,810
Jay?
694
00:44:07,470 --> 00:44:10,490
He's, um... He's not mine.
695
00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:15,650
Jay, I'm so sorry.
696
00:44:28,590 --> 00:44:35,350
I inhale the fun. Now it's time for me
to get on top of
697
00:44:35,350 --> 00:44:36,430
the world.
698
00:44:37,230 --> 00:44:41,510
The world is mine.
699
00:44:42,450 --> 00:44:44,590
And I'm feeling...
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