All language subtitles for Mile High s01e01

And I'm feeling

Jason, you didn't even know her name.

Julie. It was Julie.

Whatever. Anyway, I should get her back,
and you two can ruin that little shower

scene from this morning.

What are you doing?

Who are you?

Don't think I'll admit you weren't
coming back. Whatever.

Are you ready for the big date tomorrow,
darling?

Oh, me? You're mad.

Hey, I think a beach wedding is very
romantic.

Oh, don't bloke it away with that. I
need the full work.

If he loves me, let him prove it.

Oh, what is this?

Come in with you.

Mum!

No point in paying the parking.

You look so smart in that uniform. Come
here.

I've got to go. I'm going to be late.
Well, good luck. And don't worry about

Dad. He'll come round.

Excuse me, I'm on the 111. Can you tell
me where to report?

Yeah, if you go straight down to the end
of check -in, turn left, press centre,

it's right down at the end. Thanks.

Just one piece of luggage.

Yeah. Did you pack yourself?

Yeah. Okay, there you go. It's gate
number 16 in about 30 minutes.

Excuse me.

Can you tell me where the briefing room
is for flight FA111 to Valencia, please?

Usually in 13.

Check. The board.

Where do I leave my bag?

Excuse me.

Yes? This is briefing room 13.

Who's a clever boy?

It's all a question of style.

I'm a bridesmaid and I get married.

Got a bright name?

No, proper little ones.

Six of them, carrying old -fashioned
flowers.

Oh, and I want my cousins dressed as
page boys.

Oh, yeah, and I really want swans.

Swans?

Okay,

I take it back. The guy's got a smile.

Wow. I believe this might have something
to do with you, Emma.

Oh, I could slay them up all any time.

I thought you were supposed to be at
work.

I am.

Thank you.

Shall I ask air traffic to hold our take
-off, Emma?

Sorry. Look, I'll just be a minute. I'll
be two seconds. Look after us tonight,

Leanne. I will.

Good luck.

Don't you two have a briefing to go to?

See you.

Right, if we can finally turn our minds
to today's roster.

Flight FA113 to Alicante. Captain is
Richard Beardley. First officer is...

yes.

John Bryson.

Brighton?

I wonder who returns.

Hmm, and the day before Emma's wedding.

Interesting timing, isn't it?

Can't we get somebody up standby for
goodness sake? All up, Dick.

Luckily, we're 20 passengers light, so
we'll just have to manage between the

three of us, won't we?

Frying off your new boy?

Yeah, pretty. I was talking to Brigham
as well.

You two better make it tonight.

Look, darling, if you're honest with me,
there's 200 miles of Spanish road

that's going to stop us from getting to
your headlight. You've got another thing

coming in, all right, Casey?

The hire car's already booked, my dear.
We'll be in Alicante before you can say

happy hour.

Bye, ladies.

Bye.

Thank God.

I thought I got the wrong room. You
have.

You said room 13. I said check the
board.

Your crew left 15 minutes ago.

Excuse me, have you seen that dark blue
case? I left it here.

Security will have impounded it.

It's prats like you that delay my take
-off times.

Excuse me, I'm looking for the shells
inside FA -111.

Sorry, I'm afraid that's already done.

Sorry.

Hello. It's Leanne.

Yeah, just ring her through to see if
you've got any catering chips. Is that

stuff actually work? I haven't smoked in
three weeks.

Thank you.

Wow.

Emma, soon as we're airborne, Captain
Beardsley would like a tea and the First

Officer would like a cola. That's all
right. I'll do it. I asked Emma.

Funny. I could have sworn we provided
bins.

Sometimes I wonder if that's where we
recruit most of our stuff.

How can you have PMT every day?

We're never having sex, ever. No case?

Oh, that was my last one.

Nothing. M.

I've got something to tell you. Please,
the boarding.

Now, please.

Morning. Morning.

Oh, my God, I've died and gone to
heaven.

Morning.

Morning. Morning.

Hover, hover.

That car behind us is not bad, eh? I
wouldn't know, darling. Oh, that's

me now. Thank you.

Morning.

They delay us all the time. Make them
wait.

All right, Alec, you want those Cuban
cigars? You can kiss my ass.

Nothing for 20 minutes.

Guess the Bryson charm only works with
us 10 years.

You lose, Johnny boy. On my first day
back. Come on, cut me some slack.

You know the penalty. Take it like a
man.

You haven't changed at all, have you?
Still a complete wanker.

That's a captain wanker to me.

Now, I don't think forcing him will help
it, sir.

Really? How about I try forcing up your
arse instead?

I'm afraid you're too late.

You see, I've got three up there
already.

Right, is that the last of them?

Let me guess.

Marco. Sorry I'm late.

Somebody sent me to the air.

I'm new.

No shit, Sherlock.

We'll deal with this later. Just get
your baggage stowed and take your

for the safety demo.

Where is your luggage?

Um, security destroyed it.

You're at the rear.

Thinking of it.

Quite good.

Sorry.

That's three pounds, please. Can I give
you that in Europe?

Sure.

Here's my... Oh, sorry, you wanted ice,
was it?

You couldn't give me a hand?

Sorry, I'm on toilet duty.

I asked for some water as well.

Oh, we should help him out, really.

Don't worry, he'll be fine.

Anyway, I'll probably intend to make up
to him later.

We'll take off press 113.

Engine stable.

Setting power.

Ladies and gentlemen, the seatbelt size
will shortly be switched off. When

seated, we recommend that you keep your
seatbelt fastened at all times.

If you do have any queries throughout
this flight, then do not hesitate to

contact either myself or any of the
crew.

Thank you.

Emma, as soon as possible with those
drinks for the flight deck.

I should have warned her.

Well, it's too late now, isn't it?

Here we go.

John.

Emma.

My first day.

How have you been?

Fine. You look great.

Is that my tea?

Yes, sorry.

I've got a present for you from Havana.
It's in my jacket pocket. You're wasting

your time with that one, boy. Oh, she's
getting married tomorrow. Isn't that

right, Emma?

Congratulations.

Boyfriend on the flight deck isn't
putting you off your stride. Of course

Good.

Because we have 150 people waiting to be
fed and watered.

Since when has Emma been getting

married? About four months.

I didn't know you still cared so much,
mate.

Well, not about that much. She's not
getting around till the morning. You

to put your finger out, do you, boy?

There's a chemist in the terminal, sir.

Fresh will reimburse you for the
replacement lenses.

I'm sorry, I didn't realise those lenses
were on the tray when I emptied it.

Thursdays are never easy, Marco.

I suggest you go straight back to the
hotel and get an early night.

We'll start afresh tomorrow, yeah?

I expect you two to give a good ironing
tonight.

I assure you, you will not leave my...
er, side.

Isn't that the hotel shuttle?

Yep, that's correct.

Shouldn't we be going on?

I've changed the plan.

We've got a friend's hen night.

I've changed that I've got to go
straight to the hotel.

Yes, and he also said that we were to
look after you, and that's exactly what

are doing.

Where are we going?

Alicante. Alicante?

At what moment, sir?

Yes, sir? Can you just stay there a
second, please?

Have you been smoking, sir?

No, no.

Then why does that toilet smell of it?

And do you seem to be carrying a pack of
cigarettes?

Yes, so what if I am?

Well, if you ask... Oh, no, I've got to
say something. You should have him

arrested. It's him or your job.

Hi there.

Hi. What can I get you?

Orange juice, please.

Orange juice?

Tell you what, why don't we make that a
buck's bid?

Eh?

I'm not saying leave, you don't.

Thank you.

That's my pleasure.

I'm, uh, Jason, by the way.

Chrissie.

Right now, my priority is where you've
disposed of the bot. I need to establish

that I don't have a fire risk.

Leanne, full product inspection, please.
Remove and check all waste units.

You're just not hearing me, love. I
mean, I haven't had a smoke since we

Stansted, isn't it?

Then if it wasn't you, who was it?

Actually, I mean... Well, there must
have been half a dozen people in and out

there since we switched off the seatbelt
sign. Could have been any one of them.

There's no sign of a but, Janice.

Could have been one of the cleaners
before we even got on.

If you have been smoking, consider this
a very lucky escape.

The normal penalty is arrest and a heavy
fine.

Sit down, please.

Well, is there anything else I can help
you with?

Anything at all?

Just give us a shout.

Actually, there is something.

Yeah? I wonder if you'd mind checking on
my husband?

Your husband? I thought you were
travelling alone.

He's in the locker.

You mean he's in there?

I'm so sorry.

It's his family. They want his ashes.
I'm taking them over to them.

Well, he seems fine. Well, not fine.

Obviously, what with him... Sorry, I've
not had to deal with this kind of

customer before.

Well, if that's everything, I should...

Goodbye. My phone's really sorry for
getting you into trouble.

It's okay.

I don't usually do this, but it's kind
of a fresh start for me moving out to

Spain, and I might take a risk. My
mobile's on there.

You're a stripper.

I don't suppose you'd be free tonight by
any chance, would you?

I'm coming to this hen do tonight, then.

Hen nights were just for hens. They're
starting off in the hotel bar, as I

understand it. They can hardly ban us
from there.

Half a dozen trolley dollies so drunk
they can't put up a fight.

Bound to find something there to console
him.

Molly.

Cheers, Jay.

Emma. Come on.

Here.

I can't accept gifts off you, John.

Well, think of them as a wedding
present, then.

I was in a market in Havana when I saw
them, and I thought of you.

They're lovely.

Oh, and I got you this.

Rolled on the thigh of a Cuban virgin.

I thought you might like it. I've given
up smoking.

A lot of changes since I've been gone.
Yep.

Well, give it to your husband. He might
appreciate it.

Oh, and keep the earrings, because I
don't think I'm going to get a lot of

out of them.

No, but I'm sure you'll find someone who
will.

You usually do.

Welcome to the first leg of your
European tour.

Shit, both are up at six o 'clock. Down!

Will!

Casey and... Marco.

We met this morning?

Oh, yes.

Einstein.

You were on Valencia.

Yes. Well, then you must have taken a
wrong turn somewhere because this is

Alicante.

They have a party.

Isn't it?

No. No, we just thought we'd drop in and
wish Emma good luck for tomorrow.

Well, I'm sure you've explained the ten
-hour alcohol consumption rule to Marco,

so you'll be heading back soon, won't
you?

Yes.

I'll say goodbye now, then, because I
won't be seeing you later.

Do you think she's a murderer, that
screamer?

Um, Sparks.

Definitely. Come on.

Let's get drunk, get changed and get
laid. Come on, Marco.

Orange juice? Yeah, of course.

Just one minute, darling, all right?

Must be fate, bringing us back together.

Yeah. Can I get you a drink or
something?

Champagne?

OK.

Good. Well, don't go anywhere, OK?

Oh, he's back on shortboard. He was on
my flight today.

Me? Married?

No chance.

Be mad to in this game.

A lot of crew try it, and they soon
realise the lifestyle's incompatible.

So it's just one night's dancing, is it?
Well, yeah, we've got this for a good

time, not a long time.

Could be a goner tomorrow.

I'm so sorry.

Sorry, I'm stupid.

I'm okay, really.

No, this is all wrong. It's me trying to
chat you up and you're still... I said

I'm okay.

It's just, you know, you're so stunning.

The pinch was... You can shut up for a
moment.

I'm not staying here. I came here
looking for you.

Because I really want to fuck your
brains out and I want to do it now.

Now, let's see if we can do something
with that.

Oh, I just need to get some sea air.

Well, I'll come with you. No.

It's fine.

I thought you'd gone.

Then why did you come looking for me?

I didn't.

I thought you'd left hours ago. What are
you still doing here?

It's a free beach, isn't it?

You're 22 years old, Emma.

Why are you giving up your freedom?

Freedom?

What freedom?

To be hit on by passengers who just want
to say they've slept with a trolley

dolly? Or shagged and dumped by pilots
who don't give a shit?

I hurt you.

And I'm sorry.

Now you want to screw this up as well.

You turn up the night before my wedding
and you tell me that you... That I made

a mistake.

And that I know that now.

It was all too... I don't know.

Fast and intense.

And I panicked.

Since I left there hasn't been a day,
not even an hour that's passed that I

haven't thought about you.

Emma.

I came back to fresh for you.

We're too late.

Ian's good and he's kind and he's decent
and it feels really good to finally

feel safe.

22 years old, and that's your only
ambition?

I was out of control, John.

And not just about you. Ian rescued me.

I guess that's what firemen do.

Oh, don't be cheap.

Have you got what we had?

Don't do this to me. I should have said
this to you six months ago. I know.

I love you, Emma.

Great. I'm getting the drinks then.

Marco, what are you drinking?

Just an orange juice, please.

Ladies? Cocktails!

Shouldn't we be getting back to
Valencia?

Yeah, we will.

Hello.

Don't let John Bryson ruin your hen
night.

All right?

Yeah.

And a vodka and orange, mate.

Better make that a double.

Grande por favor, muchas gracias, senor.

Cheers.

You put alcohol in there?

No, the barman, he made a mistake.

It's just a sparse drink.

Shall I pick your jaw up off the floor
for you there?

It's the guy from the flight.

Happy air night, baby!

Good God.

I wonder what that's like.

Are we going now?

Back to the party.

You're left here.

Don't be darned. I've got plenty of
time.

I think my orange juice might have been
off.

I don't feel very well.

Well, don't you worry.

Uncle Will is here to look after you.

Why don't we go for a walk? Just the two
of us, you know. Get some fresh air.

Some American check -in was telling me
that it enhances the whole experience.

I was hoping that you could help me find
out.

I'll be five minutes, and then we can
give it a test run.

Test run?

Oh, that's me going, don't go.

Yeah, I've got to do the drive -by
sooner or later.

Good luck for tomorrow, you.

Wish I could be there.

Have you seen Willa Newboy anywhere?

God knows what he's doing to him. See
you later, lovely.

Bye. Take care of her.

Have a good day.

Bye.

Back up!

Will? To the airport.

I need to get to the airport.

No, no, no, no, no.

Well, we're going to Rory's room,
remember?

He's got the honeymoon suite.

You two go.

Oh, don't be daft.

Seriously. Look, you're obviously into
him, so I don't want to stand in the way

of scientific research.

No, I can't leave you here.

I'm getting married in ten hours, Lee.

Go and shag the bionic man.

I love you.

Are you not willing?

Bye, babe. Bye.

I don't really speak Spanish.

Neither do I, mate. There's something
wrong.

I need to be in Valencia.

If I'm not number seven, I'm going to
lose my job.

There's a flight at 5 .30, but I can't
get a ticket.

Well, you are not going to believe this,
but I have a ticket for that flight.

Now, I don't want to fly.

How come?

See, the thing is, I met a girl.

She's invited me back to hers, so, I
mean, the ticket's yours if you want it.

Here, here, let me.

Put your numbers in.

Where are you going?

Get your tickets, during my day.

Look,

please, can you help me?

What is the matter?

I'm cabin crew two.

I work with Fresh.

You know Fresh?

We know Fresh.

I'm supposed to be in Valencia.

My flight leaves in two hours. I've been
robbed. I've lost all my money. Where

is your uniform?

Your ID. They won't let you fly without
it.

It's in the hotel.

I can't remember the name.

The Grand Pire.

Yes. As my Fresh crew always say, we
will take it. You can call your person

there. Thank you so much.

Look.

The bomb's coming up.

Marco!

Marco!

Five minutes? I was only going five
minutes.

I can't look anymore.

What is the matter with you?

Trust me, you don't want to know.

Well, we're going to have to leave him
here. Get in the car.

You can't do that.

You bought him here. You lost him. I am
not putting my job on the line for

either of you. Get in the frigging car.

Hurry up.

All right.

Goodness sake.

Hello? Ian?

Yeah, I just, I just went for a walk.

Of course I will.

Look, we shouldn't be speaking, darling.
It's bad luck.

Okay.

Bye.

That was, um... Imp.

What am I going to do?

Call it off.

For what?

What do you mean?

Ian is willing to marry me.

What can you offer them all?

I don't know what you want me to say. I
mean, this isn't an auction, Emma. You

don't say, I'll see your wedding and
I'll raise you a semi -detached and two

kids. That's what.

What?

I've ruined everything.

Emma, wait!

Marco, we're here.

Wake up.

Oh, I feel sick.

It's going to have to be late, so... Why
don't we let them go?

No. I can't.

Go, go.

Perfecto. It's okay.

I'll make you feel better.

Just relax and enjoy.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

Wasn't I just the best, hmm?

Wasn't I just the absolute, God's
honest, granddaddy of a fuck, huh?

Uh -huh.

Ladies love it, you know. Once they have
Bernie the Bolt, there's no going back.

Yeah. Hey.

Oh, really?

I've got to go this time.

I've got a wedding to go to.

Well, you've got my number.

Next time you're back in town, I'd be
more than happy to service you.

Well, thanks for the offer.

But, uh... I'm not really a nuts and
bolts kind of girl.

Adios, Bernie.

It's been an experience.

Hola?

Hello?

¿Qué cogiste? ¿Su pasaporte de dinero?
¿Dónde está?

Vámonos.

Emma, I'm in your room.

Where the hell are you?

Where have you been?

Don't. What about the caterers on the
phone? The brown people have called me.

Don't answer that.

You're marrying this bloke simply
because I won't marry you. Do you really

that's fair on anyone?

Oh, my God.

Look, you can't seriously tell me you
love him. He never would have slept with

me. Please leave.

John! Butt out, Leanne. No, you butt
out.

You've ruined my life once before, and
now you come back and you try and do it

again. I'm trying to save you from
making the biggest mistake of your life.

Mum, what's going on? Why aren't you
dressed?

Karen Coyle, and you are just leaving.

John.

Please?

I'll be downstairs.

It's a little over.

Oops.

He's gone.

Oh, my God. His mother's going to go
crazy.

She's already threatened to fight me
over the will.

That's all right. I'll go and check with
the housekeeper, all right?

What, are you looking for lost property?

Jason, maybe not planning on travelling
like that.

The bus leaves in 20 minutes.

You again.

Congratulations, Marco.

You appear to have broken the record for
the world's shortest career as a flight

attendant.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Oh, shit.

Jason! The boss is here any minute. Can
you get some clothes on, please, now?

And then go and find John.

Hi, I'm back.

Oh, yeah, yeah, he's with me now, but
there's no way he's going to make it up

the coast on time.

Well, even if he did, it's quite
apparent that he's got far too many

alcohol in his system to give any use to
anybody.

Yeah, yeah, I can make sure he gets back
today.

I'll tell him.

Your office on disembarkation.

I assume you do have some clothes
somewhere?

Well, put them on.

Mum, for Christ's sake, just leave him.
Hi, Mum.

Karen, go down and tell everyone we're
running a bit late.

Just get him another drink or something.

It's all right, I'll finish up here.

Go on.

So, you've had one last fling before
your big day.

It's not the worst thing in the world.

Your wife is not just the last thing,
Lee.

Do you love him?

Who? Ian.

Yeah, it's just... What, you love John
Lowe? No!

Then what? It's just, it's different,
that's all.

Hello?

Right, yeah, thanks.

A limo, Pia.

Look, it's decision time, babe.

What do you want to do?

That is gross.

Yeah, well, some things are worth
getting your hands dirty for. This

worth 5 .3 million.

Whoa.

Well, look, I'd love to stay, really, I
would, but keep the room, have a keep,

or order some room service. Thank you.

No. Thank you. That was amazing. And I
mean that in every sense of the word.

So if a young widow ever needs a no
-good toy boy again... Bye.

Bye.

She's not going through with it. Yes,
she is. And you're going to give her

blessing. When you left last time, it
nearly killed her.

I promised her I wouldn't say anything.

But you need to know.

She took an overdose.

If I'd have come home an hour later, she
wouldn't be here today.

I didn't know. You never called.

Well, I'm sorry. I swear I'll be
different this time.

I love her.

John, you're bad for each other.

You can't make her happy.

You're going to destroy her. You know
what I'm saying is true.

If you really love her, let her go.

Let her be happy.

Good morning.

Thank you. Good morning.

Thank you.

As you've lost your passport, you'll be
delayed in London.

You'll need to do security checks.

Hello. Thank you very much.

Then you'll have to make statements
about the robberies. Head office will

them to Spanish police.

Good morning. Thank you.

Sit down.

Good morning, sir. Thank you very much.

Not there.

Marco, your day's day of crewing is well
and truly over.

You're a passenger now.

I think the last 24 hours have proved
that's all you're actually fit for.

Hi.

F -A -1 -1 -5, closed up and ready to
go.

There you are, guys.

And what are we saying I do round about
now?

Not my YouTube is a fight over a bird,
is it?

Losing your touch.

Fuck off, Jason.

Hail the joy and hail the fun.

Now it's time for me to get on top of
the world.

The world is mine.

The world is mine.