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>> DEE: So sign up for the

Invigaron system today, and take

the first steps toward obtaining

financial freedom.

Invigaron-- a business

opportunity as rare as the

albani berries themselves.

>> CHARLIE: What's happening?

You're, like, a berry salesman

now or...?

>> No, I'm a distributor,

Charlie, for a revolutionary new

product that changes lives.

>> DENNIS: Right. Now explain

these to me.

>> Oh, those are my

new wrenches.

I got those free for sitting

through a 20-minute

presentation.

>> MAC: Oh, I get it now.

It's a scam.

>> No, no, no, no, no,

it's not a scam at all.

I also had reservations in the

beginning, but these super

berries grow in the Andes

mountains, okay?

Alpacas can survive entire

winters on this shit.

>> Oh, shit! So it's like a

super berry, huh?

>> Mm-hmm.

>> Now what kind of superpowers

are you talking about?

Like, do you survive

the winter?

>> Great question.

>> So is that the only super

power you get, surviving

winters?

Because I've survived many

winters without these berries.

>> No, I think I have an answer

for all of this stuff, okay?

>> Okay.

>> Charlie, allow me

to demonstrate.

>> Oh, you got a thing here.

>> Come over here and hold

on to these.

Now, this machine is gonna

measure the level of toxins

in your body caused by stress.

>> All right. Where do I put

my feet?

>> Wherever you want.

>> I'm gonna put them on

the stool.

>> Great. It doesn't matter.

Okay, here we go.

120, 140, 157.

(machine beeping)

Oh, shit, Charlie. 157?

>> Is that bad?

>> Yeah, it's not good.

>> Guys, I got 157.

>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

157 what?

>> Units.

>> Units, dude.

>> Units of what?

>> Units of stress!

>> Ah!

>> You're very, very high

in your...

>> That's a lot of units!

>> ...in your stress unit.

But don't even worry, because

Invigaron can help you.

These berries are chock-full

of antioxidants and

phytonutrients.

>> Oh, thank God.

All right, I'm sold. I'm in.

>> Of course you're buying it,

because you're as big of an

idiot as she is.

You're getting scammed, Dee!

>> It's not a scam!

>> You walked into a room that

you could have walked out of

with a free set of golf clubs,

but instead you got got.

>> Hey, I say we get ourselves

a new pair of golf clubs, huh?

>> Yeah, well, we won't get got

though.

We gonna get.

See, Dee, people like us, we

don't get got.

We go get.

>> That's right.

You won't see us getting

scammed.

>> No way. (laughs)

>> Hey-oh! All right, Charlie,

I signed you up for the gold

member starter kit, okay?

>> Good. Yeah.

>> Yeah. You know what's

in here?

Two cases of the juice, four

packs of the energy gel.

>> Nice.

>> There's a box of shake mix,

and I think they threw in a

bunch of protein...

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!

What are you doing, Charlie?!

>> What?

>> What are you doing?!

>> I'm drinking the berry juice

to save my life.

>> This is not about berries,

all right?

You sell it. This is a whole

moneymaking system, okay?

That's what Invigaron is.

It's-it's about money,

and it's about, you know,

"wealth creation through-through

the use of antioxidants,

powerful antioxidants."

>> Yeah, uh-huh.

>> And, you know, we're going

to "redefine success and-and

change the world."

You know what?

>> All those words are, like,

stressing me out, Dee.

And I can't get more str...

I'm at 157!

>> I'm gonna be honest.

I'm a little confused as well.

Uh, I don't have a firm grasp

on exactly how this...

>> It's confusing stuff.

>> Where the hell is Frank?

Where the hell is Frank?

He can help us.

He's, like, a business genius.

>> I don't know where he is.

He didn't come home this

morning.

He took off last night.

He said he had some dream

or something.

And, like, he woke up, he's

like, "Ah, Charlie, I got to

get to the playground."

And he shot out of here.

>> Why is he at the playground?

>> I don't know.

He told me not to come.

>> Well, we got to go

figure it out.

>> He can help explain all this.

>> Yeah, he's good with stuff

like this.

We're not.

>> All right, all right,

let's do it.

I'm drinking this one though.

>> Yeah, but don't open

any more.

>> Frank?

>> Huh?

>> What is this? You're stuck?

>> Was this your plan?

>> FRANK: No.

>> What is this?

How did this happen?

>> How does anything happen,

Charlie?

Move past it, will ya?

>> I'm afraid that's going

to be impossible.

>> Yeah. Where are your clothes?

Why are you naked and stuck

in a coil?

>> Just get me out of here.

>> All right, well, first

we should do the

thing because..

>> Yeah. Charlie and I have

a couple of business questions

we wanted to ask you first.

>> What? Deandra, don't

dick around.

Get me out of here!

>> Look, I'll be quick, okay?

Now, Charlie and I have recently

come into a rare business

opportunity, and we were hoping

you could clear a couple things

up for us.

Can you look at that?

>> It's a pyramid scheme.

>> It's not a pyramid scheme.

It's a reverse funnel system.

>> Turn it upside down.

>> Oh, shit!

>> Goddamn it! Shit!

>> All right, you've been duped,

suckers.

>> You're the sucker, okay?

You're naked and you're stuck

in a coil!

>> All right, calm down,

calm down.

Look, Frank is there any way,

you know, to get out of one

of these schemes?

>> All right, what you got to do

is round up a couple of suckers

and get 'em hooked.

Dummies with deep pockets

are the best.

>> What about Ben the Soldier?

>> Well, he's as dumb as

you can get.

>> Yeah.

>> He's dumb as bricks,

that guy.

>> He's so stupid.

>> All right, let's do it.

That's good.

>> We'll get him, and I'll get,

like, a pulley or a rope, and

we'll just yank you out of there

or something, all right?

>> Get me out of here.

>> Yeah. Hold on, hold on.

Charlie, whoa, think about this.

If we get him out of there,

how do we know he's gonna keep

helping us?

>> Well, what do you mean?

>> If we get him out of there,

he might scam us further.

We don't know.

He's a business mastermind.

I don't know what he's got

going on.

>> Shit, that's a good point.

I mean, what's he doing

in that coil, you know

what I mean? He wouldn't say.

He could be up to something.

>> I say we leave him stuck in

there just for a few more days

so we can leverage him for

business advice...

>> Right. We keep him contained.

>> That's right.

>> If we need questions,

we just go to him.

>> That's right.

>> All right, all right.

>> Hey, uh, Frank, we'll be

back in a couple days to help

you out, okay, buddy?

>> No, no, no, no!

Deandra, I don't have a

couple of days!

It's Saturday coming up.

There's gonna be kids here!

>> Hey, guys.

You here for the presentation?

I'm Harris Marder.

>> Save it, bozo.

We're here for the free

golf clubs.

>> You got exactly 20 minutes

to do your little song

and dance.

We're just gonna tune out, so

why don't you give us a wave

when you're finished.

>> Or don't.

>> What's the point?

I'd just be wasting my time.

I mean, obviously,

you two are smart.

>> 19 minutes and 50 seconds,

clown.

>> Don't get me wrong.

Invigaron is great, but you got

to put in the hours.

You fellows strike me more as

men of leisure.

(Dennis scoffs)

>> Obviously.

>> Well, we are.

>> Yeah, I mean, this guy's got

the Hawaiian shirt, you with

the killer tan.

Bet it's killing you guys

to be stuck indoors on a

beautiful day like today.

>> It is. So less yapping,

more golf clubs please.

(Dennis chuckles)

>> Yeah, I get it.

And you know what?

Because you guys are such great

sports, I'm gonna throw in a

coupon for a free round of golf

at the Dusty Dunes Resort

in Orlando.

You guys been to Florida?

>> Been there? Not physically.

>> If you want, I can set you

up with one of their private

villas.

>> (scoffs): Private villa.

Whatever. That's pretty nice.

Look at that.

>> Oh, it is nice.

>> Did you know that the average

rate for a hotel room 30 years

ago was $19?

Today it's $237.

That's a 1,300% increase.

So it's not inconceivable to

think that in another 30 years,

a week at a hotel runs you

20 grand.

>> That's not inconceivable.

>> That's... crazy.

>> That's very, very

conceivable.

>> Really?

>> Okay, but not for you guys.

You'll be locked in at $1,400

annually.

>> Wait. We would be?

>> Yeah. I'm not talking about

taking a vacation, guys.

I'm talking about owning

a vacation.

And, look, if you're still not

comfortable with the numbers,

you just double down.

You get two weeks, sell

that second week, boom, your

vacationing for free.

> Wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait.

Mac, I think this guy just bent

himself over a barrel

a little bit.

>> He did?

>> Yeah, for our pleasure.

Follow me here.

Okay, so if we buy a second

week, and we sell that, we're

vacationing for free.

What happens if we buy

a third week and sell that?

>> We're getting paid

to vacation!

(Dennis laughs)

Oh, shit!

>> You guys, I... I've actually

never thought of it like that.

>> I know!

>> I'm not sure I can make that

deal.

>> The deal's locked in.

>> Deal's done.

I'm gonna write in "three..."

>> Write in "three weeks."

>> Three here... that's done!

>> Yeah, right?

Put three on...

>> You got got!

You thought we were a bunch of

suckers, but guess what?

>> Oh, God.

>> We're not.

We just bought three weeks of a

time-share. (laughing)

>> So you did.

>> Not a great turnout.

>> No.

No, not-not a great turnout.

You know why?

Nobody gives a shit about free

soup, Charlie.

People want golf clubs and

concert tickets.

>> Don't knock the soup, all

right? Da'Maniac's here.

He's sucked down, like, three

bowls of it.

>> Yeah, he is here.

And why is he here, Charlie?

>> Well...

>> Nobody wants to buy something

from a deranged wrestler.

Why would you invite him?

>> I didn't invite him.

He just drifted in.

I guess he was...

>> Just looking for soup.

>> ...looking for free soup,

yeah, free soup.

>> All right.

>> You know, drifters...

All right, let's just get it

going, all right?

>> Yeah. Hello, everyone.

Thank you so much for coming

today.

Each one of you has been

hand-selected to potentially

join our Invigaron team.

"What is Invigaron?" you may be

asking.

Charlie?

(doorbell rings)

Hello, everyone.

I'm Dee, and this is Charlie.

>> And as you can tell by our

huge mansion, we're insanely

loaded.

>> But it wasn't always this

way.

We used to be losers, like all

of you people.

And then we discovered

the Invig...

(thunder crashes)

>> (deep voice): Invigaron!

>> And it all starts with the

berries.

The berries are the most

delici...

>> I'm sure you're all excited

to learn more about the

Invigaron system.

>> What the hell happened to my

part, Dee?

>> Yeah, I had to do some

reshoots.

You are way too hung up on the

berries.

The success of the Invigaron

system is largely due to the

simplicity of its origins.

Using a multi-tiered

distribu...

...multi-level market...

...the Invigaron system...

...multi-level...

(thunder crashes)

>> (deep voice): Invig...

>> I'm Andy, proud owner of my

own mountain, where...

(lid clatters)

Did a couple reshoots of my own.

Proud owner of my own mountain,

where I'm a magical bean farmer.

Berries!

*

>> Does the sophisticated

business model of Invigaron

confuse you?

You don't need to understand how

Invigaron works, because

somebody above you does.

So ask less questions, and make

more money.

There we go.

Okay.

>> Well, I wasn't quite

finished, there's...

Still not convinced?

Well, guess what?

The Invigaron system is also a

pyramid scheme.

(register dings)

"What's a pyramid scheme?" you

ask.

>> All right, basically a house

of cards where the dickheads at

the bottom do all the work, and

give all the money to the smart

guys up at the top.

All right?

Now, will you get...

>> Don't just be successful.

Be berry...

>> You won't need a pot of gold.

>> But still amazingly badass...

>> So do...

(high-pitched tone)

>> There we go.

>> All right, any questions?

>> DA'MANIAC: I have a question.

Uh, how do I get in on this?

>> Uh, you probably don't,

because you need money.

Ben, how many boxes am I gonna

put you down for?

>> I don't really understand

what I'm buying.

>> You saw the video.

>> Was the video not clear?

>> The video was pretty clear,

Charlie.

>> You think maybe it's your

stress?

Do you want to check your

photon levels?

>> Oh. Yes.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah, you could be stressed.

It... okay.

Here you go.

>> Okay.

Uh, where should I put my feet?

>> Dee, where do his feet go?

>> The feet go wherever.

What is it with the feet?

(Da'Maniac grunts)

>> Thank you for this business

opportunity.

I will not let you down.

>> No, no, no, no, no.

Sir, you need to pay for the

product, you can't just take it

out of here.

>> Roger!

Roger that.

>> He's just... he's just

leaving the bar.

>> He just stole the berries.

That's not g...

(machine beeping)

Oh!

Oh, 107.

Hey, man, that's pretty good.

(Ben chuckles)

>> What? Don't...

>> Healthy guy over here.

>> Charlie, no, that's terrible.

He's very stressed out and he

needs to buy the product and eat

the berries.

>> Oh, shit!

>> I-I'm sorry.

Um, I don't think this is for

me.

>> Oh, goddamn it!

>> If 107's bad, I got to eat

more berries.

>> Stop eating berries!

You've had enough berries!

(Frank panting)

>> I just don't understand.

Is it a sexual thing?

>> No, just get me the hell out!

It doesn't matter!

>> Matters to me; I don't

think I can move past it.

>> We came here for a reason.

Let's just jump into it, all

right?

>> All right.

>> Frank, we have a very

exciting real estate opportunity

for you in sunny Orlando,

Florida.

>> Yes.

How would you like to spend one

week out of the year living the

high life at your own private

villa at the Dusty Dunes Resort?

>> You guys bought a time-share?

>> Well, yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> How can you all be so

gullible?

>> No, no, no, no.

>> No, this is different, Frank.

This is different.

>> Tell him.

>> This asshole tried to sell us

one week.

We took the prick for three.

>> You did?

You took him for three weeks?

>> Dennis thought of it.

>> You think he didn't want to

sell you as many weeks as

possible?

>> No, I don't think he...

>> I told you that might have

been a concern, I...

>> No, I know, but I...

>> The whole way over, you said

that's...

>> All right, fine.

Well, look, I didn't come here

to be criticized by a man stuck

in a coil!

Are you gonna buy a week or not?

>> No, I'm not that stupid.

>> We don't need this.

We're out of here, Frank.

>> Screw you.

>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I-I-I can help you.

>> Yeah?

>> I can help you. Yeah.

>> Help us how?

>> I'll give you a premium lead

on a deep-pocket dummy.

>> Premium lead?

That's business talk.

>> We need premium leads.

>> Yeah. Who?

>> You promise to get me out of

here?

>> Yeah, yeah, Frank, we

promise.

>> What do you think, we're

gonna leave you in a coil?

>> Give us a name.

>> Ben the Soldier.

All right?

>> Ben the Soldier, huh?

>> Yeah.

>> Well, yeah...

>> That's pretty good.

>> It is?

>> Yeah.

>> He's very, very dumb.

I mean, think about it.

He went over there, probably

saw some pretty serious carnage.

He's gonna have some bad PTSD.

If we trigger that, he'll be

putty in our hands.

>> Right, whatever.

Okay, get me out of here.

>> No.

>> Nah. Nah.

>> Nah.

(laughing) No.

>> Wait, whoa, whoa.

Where you going?

>> You just got got, Frank.

>> Yeah.

Uh, you played your hand a

little too early, sucker.

>> We'll come back when we need

you again.

That's called leverage.

>> Right.

>> That's business talk.

>> Yeah, thought you were good

at that stuff.

>> The kids are coming! What...

>> I know.

>> The kids!

The kids will be here!

(knocking)

>> Now listen.

We just need to trigger his PTSD

a little bit, all right?

Get him all jumbled up.

>> Couple of sudden movements.

Loud noises.

>> Exactly.

>> Hey!

>> Hey!

>> Ben!

It's so good to see you, man.

How are you?

Come on in.

Have a seat on the couch, why

don't you?

>> Okay.

>> All right.

Oh, my God!

>> Hi. (chuckles)

>> Da'Maniac.

>> Yeah, I know.

>> What are you doing here?

>> Well, I've come for the

presentation.

Gonna be really cool, huh?

>> Oh, it's... it's sort of...

geared specifically towards Ben,

so...

>> I like him, too.

He a good guy, huh?

Nice to see you.

>> Yeah.

>> That's good.

>> He's coming in.

>> Hey, Ben.

How you doing?

>> All right, let's just, uh...

>> Okay, uh...

All right, listen, so, Ben...

(music begins playing)

Um, we would like to offer you a

week's stay in our time-share

condominium in Florida.

>> It's an amazing property.

I mean, when we first saw it, we

were like, "Boom!"

(Da'Maniac gasping)

(yells)

(grunting)

(sighs)

>> Sometimes, loud noises make

the squirrels go in my head, and

I-I don't fight in the ring

anymore, but I still fight with

the demons in Da'Maniac's head.

>> All right, well, we'll-we'll

try to be a little bit more

sensitive to that.

>> I... Yeah.

>> Um, and we'll keep our voices

down from here on out.

>> Yeah.

>> Uh, Ben, should we talk

numbers?

>> Oh, I don't know.

Um, and it sounds really nice,

but I'm not trying to make any

business decisions.

I have a 107 stress level.

>> Ooh.

>> I'm sorry.

I shouldn't be here.

I-I have to go.

>> Well, wait, Ben, stop. Ben...

>> Don't go, Ben.

No, the sunshine state.

(Mac sighs)

(door closes)

>> Oh, uh, I'm in.

>> Oh, no. Well, no.

See, Maniac, it's very

expensive.

It's, like, $1,400.

>> Sold to the Maniac for

$1,400.

>> Really?

>> You know why? 'Cause I can

pay you in Invigaron.

>> I don't think you're quite

understanding.

Uh, this involves you giving us

cash, not a product that we

would then sell.

>> Sure.

>> See, we need cash money.

>> Oh, you're...

We're on the same page.

>> Okay.

>> I don't even understand what

he's talking about.

>> Yeah. Hold on one second.

>> No, take your time.

>> Listen, I think we might have

been wrong about Dee and

Charlie's little investment.

I mean, they're out there moving

berries like crazy.

If those bozos can do it, think

how many you and I can sell.

>> We could flip 'em, like, ten

times over.

>> That's what I'm saying.

So I say we swindle Da'Maniac

while we got him here.

Let's get in on Dee and

Charlie's little game.

>> Smart.

Pyramid scheme and a time-share?

We're diversifying our

portfolio.

>> That's the thing.

Okay, all right. Hey, Maniac?

>> Yeah.

>> Hey, you just got yourself a

deal.

>> We're in business together?

>> Yeah.

>> That's so cool.

I'm gonna go grab my stuff, and

then, if you wouldn't mind,

could you show me which room is

mine?

I'd like a big room, if you

don't mind.

We're gonna have so much fun.

Invigaron.

(door closes)

>> Uh... is-is he under the

impression that our apartment is

the time-share?

>> It would appear so.

>> Okay, you know what?

We'll deal with that later.

Let's focus on getting Ben to

crack.

>> All right, now, between

Da'Maniac stealing our berries

and these night vision goggles,

we're in a bit of a hole, so

we got to make this count.

>> Okay. What's the plan

exactly?

>> We're gonna trigger Ben's

PTSD, all right?

We bust in like Navy SEALs,

zip-tie his hands, bag over his

head, and then we bash him till

he buys.

>> PTSD-- that's so brilliant.

How's Frank come up with that

stuff?

>> What can you say?

He knows business.

>> Okay, ready?

Locked and loaded?

>> All right.

Let's go, Charlie.

>> Let's move.

(men shouting)

(gunfire)

(men shouting foreign language)

(Dee and Charlie screaming)

(all yelling)

>> Oh, oh, oh!

>> Hey!

>> What the hell are you guys

doing here?

>> We were gonna try and trigger

Ben's PTSD and make him buy our

shit.

>> Good luck.

We've been at it all night.

We broke in here, looking like

Arabs, screaming at him.

The guy's rock solid.

>> Why did you dress him like

Ebenezer Scrooge?

>> Yeah.

>> He was actually dressed like

that when we got here.

He's clearly got some issues.

I just don't know that PTSD is

one of them.

>> Yeah, we've been watching

violent war movies all night to

remind him of the carnage that

he saw in combat.

>> I didn't see any carnage.

Um, I actually had a good time

during the war.

I got to travel the world, uh,

try new, exotic cuisines.

Well, I'm a computer programmer.

>> What?!

>> Goddamn it!

(Charlie groans)

Frank told us this dummy was the

key to digging ourselves out of

our financial debt.

>> What?

Frank told us the same thing.

>> Well, that's interesting.

So, we're all here doing this

because of Frank.

See, I told you he was up to

something.

>> Hold on a second.

Getting all naked and cramming

yourself into a coil-- that's a

pretty good distraction, right?

>> Right?

>> Yeah, and think about it.

He didn't tell us why he was in

that coil.

>> No, no, no.

I just assumed that he went down

there to pound off in the

nighttime.

>> Yeah, right, right.

>> Yeah, me, too. Me, too.

>> But now I'm absolutely sure

he had an agenda.

>> I bet he was never stuck in

that coil at all.

He's been at the top of the

pyramid the whole time just

gathering our cash.

>> Oh, right, right, or at the

bottom of the funnel.

I'm not sure which way it works.

>> Bottom of the funnel, top of

the-- they're the same thing.

>> Yeah, well, I bet you when we

go down there, he's not even in

there, is he?

>> No. Hell, no, he's not in

that coil, but I know exactly

where he will be.

>> All right, everyone, we have

a new addition to the platinum

sales staff, and let me just

tell you something.

This guy is an absolute dynamo.

>> Scam! This guy's a liar!

You guys are getting scammed!

You're getting scammed!

>> Pyramid! Pyramid!

>> Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape!

>> Hey, hey, hey!

What's going on here?

>> Well, I'll tell you what's

going on.

We are saving these people from

years of financial rape.

>> Oh, hey, if you want out of

Invigaron, all you have to do is

say so.

>> Wait.

>> I do?

>> Huh?

>> Look, you just, uh, sign this

release form, pay a $200 penalty

fee, your down line will shift

up to me, and then you're free

and clear.

>> That's it? All you got to do

is sign the document?

>> Can we do that?

>> Yeah, does that mean we're

out of the time-share?

>> Oh, no, no, I'm afraid I

can't help you there.

Those contracts are ironclad.

I'm just relieved you didn't see

the old opt-out clause.

>> Wait a second.

He just subtly motioned to this

document here-- opt-out.

>> Oh, no.

Oh, crap, I've said too much.

>> "Buyer may opt out of the

contract within 72 hours for

one-time cancellation fee of

only $2,000."

>> You figured it out.

>> Oh, you fool. I have...

>> You didn't think we were

gonna see this, but we

outsmarted you.

>> Yeah.

>> We're a couple of foxes.

All right, you got got!

>> So suck on that little piece

of sweetness.

(Mac laughs)

>> You also wrote "faced" in the

memo.

>> Ha! Nice!

(laughter)

>> Should have known better than

to get involved with a couple

sharks like you two.

>> You should have. We're just

glad we're out from under Frank.

>> Yeah.

>> Who's Frank?

>> Oh, "Who's Frank?" he says.

Like he doesn't know.

Come on, everybody.

Frank's the guy who's behind all

this; Frank is the mastermind

in the coil.

>> I sincerely have no idea what

you're talking about.

>> Oh, sure you don't, buddy.

Well, guess what?

>> He might not 'cause Frank...

>> Uh-oh. Oh, shit.

Oh, you thought we came in mad.

Wait till you see what this

monster has to say.

>> This guy?

What are you talking about?

This guy's the best salesman

I got.

>> Da'Maniac?

>> Yeah. He's already got 30

people under him.

>> I got to thank you all so

much for hooking me up with that

army guy.

I got his whole platoon selling

for me.

>> Wait a sec.

Da'Maniac's on my down line.

>> Yup.

>> (gasps) I'm rich. I'm rich.

>> Oh!

(cheering and laughing)

>> ALL (chanting): You got got!

You got got! You got got!

>> Oh, whoa, one second.

One second, guys.

Actually, he's in my down line.

You just bought out, remember?

>> Shoot!

(all oohing)

>> No, you... Oh!

>> This guy's good.

>> Oh, yeah. You know, sorry.

I want to get this stuff done

here, and then I'll meet you

back at our time-share, huh?

Okay.

>> Now, what's going on there?

Is he, like, living with you

guys, or...?

>> Yeah.

>> He's... It's-it's a whole

thing. Just move past it.

>> That's a hard thing to move

past.

>> Yeah, doesn't know what

time-share is.

>> All right, but hold on a

second, hold on a second.

Is Frank still the mastermind?

I don't get it.

>> Is he still in the coil?

>> No, he's not still in the

coil.

Come on, guys, he's definitely

still behind this.

>> He's probably down in Orlando

enjoying that time-share.

He's long gone.

>> Right. Wherever he is, he's

having a real good time.

>> Mm-hmm.

(kids chattering)

(Frank grunts)

>> Hey! Hey, easy, easy, easy.

Got to get out of here.

(grunts)

I got to get out of here!

Get me out!

Get me out of here!

(kids screaming)

(Frank grunting)

Somebody get me out of here!

Huh?

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