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>> Good morning, Philadelphia.

With us today is Frank Reynolds,

local business owner and a man

with a harrowing story.

>> FRANK: That's right.

A few days ago, three thugs

tried to mug me.

And I want to be very clear

about something.

>> Um, Mr...

>> These pieces of garbage, they

don't know who the hell they're

dealing with.

>> Mr. Reynolds, excuse me.

Do you think maybe you could eat

that sandwich later?

>> I'm starving.

You don't have nothing to eat

in this show.

>> Let's get back to your story.

>> Right, so these punks...

>> Yes.

>> ...I don't know if they

wanted money or they wanted

something more sexual.

>> Wow.

>> But it's a lucky thing I had

my pieces.

>> Your-your pieces?

>> My guns.

>> Oh, my.

>> Anyway, I started blasting.

Bah! Bah!

Now, I don't see so good, so I

missed, then they ran away, I

ran after them.

>> Okay.

>> Bang! Tried to shoot them in

the back, but I don't run so

good either.

Anyway, you guys all think I'm a

hero, and I'll accept that

responsibility.

>> Now, weren't you concerned

though that an innocent

bystander may have...

>> Look, crime in this city is

out of control.

>> Mm.

>> Thank God I went down to

Gunther's Guns and picked up a

spare.

I don't think one would've done

it.

I'm gonna go out and buy some

more.

>> Okay.

>> And I think you should, too.

Don't be a victim.

It's time to fight back.

>> DENNIS: This is crazy.

>> MAC: Completely insane.

>> DEE: Oh, it's driving

me nuts.

>> CHARLIE: The whole gun thing,

it just makes me really hot.

>> Yeah, well, it's a hot issue

and I'm getting hot about it,

too.

>> This is good, we're all hot

at the same time.

We should do something about...

>> I mean, our schools aren't

safe.

>> There are people out on the

streets with assault rifles?

>> We're living in constant

fear!

>> Aw, guys, we got to get more

guns on the streets!

>> Yeah!

Wait, what?

>> We got to get more guns onto

the streets.

>> Yeah, we got to get guns in

the right hands.

I mean, we're just not safe.

>> That's what you guys are hot

about?

>> Yeah, didn't you hear what

Frank said?

>> Yeah, what are you hot about?

>> There are too many guns on

the streets as it is.

Guns off the streets is what we

need.

>> It's way too easy for anybody

to just walk into a store and

get a gun.

>> No, it's not.

It getting harder and harder.

The government's trying to take

our guns away.

It's way harder than you think,

dude.

>> Guys, we're hot about the

complete opposite.

>> Shoot.

>> Which is a bummer, 'cause I

thought we were on the same page

for once.

(clicking tongue)

>> Still very hot though.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, I'm even hotter if I'm

being honest.

>> Still hot.

>> Good call on these outfits,

dude.

>> It's the only call.

You know what I mean?

Like, you need a guy in a school

that even from a mile away, the

school shooter sees that guy

and says, "Uh-uh."

>> "I ain't messing with that

dude."

>> "I'm not messing with that

dude.

I'm not going near that school."

>> MacINTYRE: Uh, gentlemen, I

understand that you would

like to...

You... How-how did you find me?

>> Oh, shit, I know this dude.

>> Who-Who's this?

>> This guy was the principal at

the high school where I was

doing the janitor thing.

>> Yeah.

>> Right, so why are you at a

middle school now?

>> Well, I was... I was

transferred.

See, I have tenure, so they

couldn't actually fire me, which

was, of course, their first

choice, thanks to you.

>> Well, let's not throw barbs

at each other.

Look, we're actually here for a

good cause.

We want to protect this school.

>> Oh.

>> Yeah, we want to be the armed

security guards.

>> Yeah, I brought a piece.

We're good.

>> Hey, hey, hey, no, no!

>> Calm yourself.

>> No, you got to put... no...

>> It's not currently loaded.

>> That's not the...

Just put it away.

>> I hear you, buddy.

I would not want to be around

this guy with a gun either.

He has got a hair trigger.

I mean, one little move and

he'll just start blasting.

>> Uh, bullshit.

>> Look, the point is he

shouldn't have a gun in a school

in the first place anyway.

>> No.

>> Guns just do not belong in

schools.

>> No, they do not.

>> That is why I brought along a

saber.

>> Aw, Jesus Christ.

>> Which is just about the most

ridiculous thing I've ever seen

in my life, because how are you

gonna stop a gunman with that?

>> Bro...

>> He's gonna get you from a

distance.

>> If I come at you, I'll get to

you faster.

We have been arguing about this

all day.

>> Because it's insanity.

>> Ooh, maybe you can be

the judge.

>> I don't want... What?

>> Here we go.

I'm gonna holster my weapon,

he'll holster his weapon.

>> No, we, no...

>> I'll do, like, a one, two,

three count, you tell us who

goes faster.

>> Please don't do this in here.

>> Look, dude, this is the only

way to tell, okay?

And then we can protect your

school, but we got to go one

step at a time, all right?

I mean, for God's sake...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Sorry, sorry.

>> Look out!

(gun clicking empty)

Ah.

I guess I do have a hair

trigger, huh?

>> Yeah.

>> All right.

>> Look at all these maniacs.

Goddamn bloodthirsty freaks

walking in off the street.

So easy for anybody to just

waltz in and buy a gun.

>> Let's do it.

Let's buy assault rifles and

just prove to Mac and Charlie

how easy it is.

>> Oh, we're gonna, we're gonna.

>> That's what we'll do.

>> Hi, how are you, sir?

>> Howdy, I'm Gunther.

What can I do for you?

>> Oh, Gunther himself, purveyor

of destruction.

I would like to buy a man

destroyer from you, please.

>> Yeah, nice to meet you,

Gunther.

Hey, maybe you could recommend

something that could blow a hole

through an elephant, you know.

'Cause I need that for my home

protection.

>> Yeah.

>> I guess you're looking at an

AR-15.

>> Oh, look at that.

Yeah, that's great.

Now, theoretically, Gunther,

would I be able to slaughter a

roomful of innocent people

with that weapon?

>> Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

>> Brother, that'd be on you.

>> That would be on me, wouldn't

it?

Yeah, that wouldn't be on you

at all.

>> But here you go.

But here you go.

>> But here you go.

Okay, great, we'll take one of

those, please.

>> Yeah, we got it.

>> How much would that be?

>> Uh, that's $1,500.

>> Woof!

$1,500 for the privilege, okay.

Hey, what is your, uh, what

is your return policy there?

>> 30 days, no charge.

>> All right.

>> Ooh, 30 days, sounds fair.

My goodness, Dennis, this feels

good.

Feels good in my hands.

(both making machine gun noises)

Oh, good my kids are safe.

>> I saved everyone!

>> Yeah, my yard's protected.

>> So, of course, it feels good,

you know?

But that only proves our point

even more.

We'll take two of these,

Gunther.

>> Great.

I'll need your licenses for the

background checks.

>> Okay, yeah.

>> Yeah, you can drive, you can

kill!

(both laugh)

>> Oh, Christ, look at this.

>> Oh, God.

>> Oh, shit, I love this guy.

>> ...become a bit of a local

lightning rod in these gun

debates here.

>> Exactly.

>> Gun sales have skyrocketed.

>> We're running out of guns,

and we have to manufacture more

guns; supply is not meeting

the demand.

>> UNCLE JACK: Can we... can

we cut?

Will my hands look this small on

the screen?

>> Uh, we're live, sir.

>> I thought the camera would

add ten pounds to my hands, and

I don't like the way they look.

>> Your hands look fine.

Put them down.

This is Jack Kelly.

He's my attorney.

He specializes in Constitutional

Law.

>> Our rights are being

infringed upon.

And people like my client won't

take it anymore.

>> The Constitution guarantees

our Second Amendment rights.

And these liberals like Al Gore,

they're trying to take that away

from us with this global warming

bullshit.

>> So, you see the two issues as

related somehow?

>> Damn right.

>> The government of today has

no right telling us how to live

our lives, because the

government of 200 years ago

already did.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, okay.

>> They also protected us from

tyranny against the seizure of

tasteful, artistic photographs

of beautiful bodies.

>> Not now, Jack.

>> That same government wants to

come into our home, tell us what

is and what is not art?

That's not right!

>> Okay, well, I'm gonna try

and, uh, keep things on track

here, so...

>> Yeah.

Get out and get those guns

before they run out, and the

government changes the laws.

(cheering, applause)

>> All right! Yeah!

>> These idiots are buying this?

>> It's crazy.

>> What is going on?

That was fast.

>> You've been denied.

>> What?

That's ludicrous.

Why?

>> It says here you have an

extensive history of felonious

behavior.

>> Oh, there have been

incidents, sure, yeah, a few

minor indiscretions, but,

you know, I-I'm simply a person

of interest in most of those

cases, all right?

Being wanted and being "wanted

for questioning" are very, very,

very different things, Gunther.

>> And you've been

institutionalized.

>> Me?

>> She... she... yeah.

>> What... I mean, one time, for

a short period of time.

That-that was against my will.

That doesn't even really count.

>> That's the only time it

counts, Dee.

>> Okay, look, it was, like, a

teeny thing that happened with a

college roommate.

It was really no big deal.

>> Uh, yeah.

>> Says here you burned her.

>> I burned her, yeah.

I burned her.

But... (laughs)

She was so annoying.

I mean, it...

She deserved it, okay?

She was wearing my stuff, and

she was copying me, and...

>> You were copying her.

>> I was copying her, she was

copying me...

It doesn't matter.

>> Look, I'm sorry, but I can't

sell you the guns.

>> Oh, God.

>> Oh, well, look at you.

Oh, Gunther the morality king.

"Hi, I'm Gunther, I've never lit

anybody on fire before."

You know, you light one bitch on

fire, and everybody freaks out!

Oh, you son of a bitch.

It was one time and one thing,

I just...

>> All right, all right, all

right, relax, relax.

(Dee yells wildly)

Okay, take it easy.

Look, there are other ways to

buy guns where people don't go

snooping around in your past.

Listen, pal...

you just made my list.

>> Your list?

>> Yeah, I have a...

>> Shh.

>> Whatever, let's just go.

>> Let's go.

>> How is that tasteless?

It's art.

>> Get that out.

Get that out.

>> You can't even see the

child...

>> We'll be right back.

Weather, traffic and a trip to

the zoo, coming right up.

>> Okay, Charlie, I'm gonna

demonstrate to you how to thwart

an attack.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> Now, pretend that this dummy

is a school shooter.

>> Right.

>> I want you to stand back,

'cause I don't want you to get

hurt.

Before he can draw his weapon...

Hie-aught!

Hup, hut, hut!

Hie!

How awesome was that?

>> Well, yeah, that's-that's

pretty awesome, but I feel like

he would've shot you from a mile

away.

>> No, no, he wouldn't, because

you saw how I was zigzagging

like this and making sounds?

It was distracting.

>> Yeah, but did you ever see

Indiana Jones, where the guy

does the whole sword thing and

then he just shoots him dead?

>> Are you asking me if I've

seen Indiana Jones?

Are you seriously asking me?

I've seen that movie...

That is my...

You're not understanding.

>> Do you remember it?

>> Yes.

But if I were to come at you,

it's all about how I...

(gun clicking empty)

Okay, in that circumstance,

maybe you got there a little bit

faster.

>> I got you.

>> But if I...!

Okay.

>> I got you again.

>> But I... What if I zigzag

like this?

>> It's so easy to get you.

>> And that's... that's not

necessarily...

I don't think that that's...

>> Hold-hold on a second.

Look at this kid.

Ooh, he's wearing all black,

he's walking by himself.

>> What do you think he's doing

on that phone?

>> Oh, I'll tell you exactly

what he's doing.

He's playing one of those games

where you shoot everyone.

I'm gonna profile this guy

really quick.

Excuse us.

>> Yeah. Hey, kid, kid, kid.

Stop, stop.

>> Son, son, I'm sorry, hold

up, hold up. (laughs)

What are you doing on the phone

there?

>> None of your business.

(Charlie whistles)

>> A sass-mouth, huh?

That's a red flag.

>> Son, you were asked a

question by an adult, okay?

You've been asked a question,

all right?

We're trying to ensafen your

school here, okay?

And you're acting like a punk?

Let me see the phone.

I want to see.

Oh! He's killing zombies!

I'm taking this.

>> What the hell, man?

>> Hey, kid, you're getting off

easy!

Now get to school.

>> Go to school.

>> Just know we're watching you.

>> Go to class.

>> Be careful.

>> Look.

This is a red flag.

These are the kids that are the

threats to society, the ones

playing the violent video games,

man.

>> I play violent video games.

>> Well, yeah, I also play

violent video games.

>> I watch violent movies.

>> Well, yeah, violent movies

are the best movies.

>> And I don't want to kill

people.

>> No, I mean...

All right, this...

Yeah, it's not really the best

way to tell, you know, who's

gonna be a threat or who's not

gonna...

>> What is going on out here?

>> Nothing, thanks to us, bro.

>> Well, are-are you stealing

kids' cell phones?

>> Stealing, sir? No.

I've been confiscating them as

potential evidence.

>> Are you aware that you're

holding children up with a gun

and-and a sword?

You just... you need to stay off

of school property.

>> Sir, we are not on the school

property, okay?

>> Yeah, we're outside of the

fence by, like...

>> We're on the sidewalk, see?

>> You need to stay 1,000 yards

away from school property.

>> I mean, we're trying to keep

the school safe!

>> I know, well, yeah.

Well, yeah, we would all feel a

lot safer if you were further

away.

>> All right, I'm taking this

guy out.

>> Hey, whoa, settle!

Settle, settle, settle!

Settle. Settle down.

>> Would you please stop

pointing that gun at me?

(gun clicks empty)

>> The school is safe, thanks

to us.

Here's the damn phone.

>> Well... please, just... if

you could just get away from the

school.

Get away from the children.

>> Hey!

>> Just-just stay away from the

children.

>> Have a good day, sir.

>> Thank you.

>> Have a good day.

>> Go.

>> We're leaving!

>> We're leaving, we're leaving.

>> We're leaving.

>> You know, Charlie, if we

can't be in the school zone,

maybe we need to train somebody

who can be.

You know, someone you'd never

suspect could stop a shooter.

I got an idea.

>> And here we are, Dee, at a

gun show, huh?

Lowest common denominator.

>> Is that a bazooka?

>> Insanely dangerous, this

place is.

It's crazy.

Oh, look at this guy right here.

He'll probably sell us a gun.

Excuse me, sir.

Um, I would like to buy a gun

from you.

Something that is unnecessarily

powerful, something you would

never need in Philadelphia.

>> Yeah, ooh, ooh, but you know

what you shouldn't do though,

is look into our very sketchy

pasts.

>> No. (laughs)

>> Uh, it's not a problem.

We all got a sketchy past.

(Dennis laughs)

>> Oh, genuine creep. Wonderful.

>> Perfect.

Hey, sir, could you please sell

us this AR-15?

>> Yeah.

>> Uh, despite, you know, who or

what we plan to obliterate

with it.

And don't ask questions, okay?

>> No.

>> 'Cause we just want to prove

to our friends how easy it is to

buy a high-capacity rifle.

>> Absolutely.

>> All right, man, great.

Hey, so give this guy his 1,500

bucks, and we'll just saunter

right out of here with a weapon

of mass extinction.

>> Three grand.

>> What? I'm sorry.

>> That's $3,000.

>> No, not for this.

No, for this, for this.

>> No, no. No, no, no, no, no.

At Gunther's it's $1,500.

>> (laughs): Oh, this ain't

Gunther's.

>> This a price gouge?

>> Oh, my.

>> That's illegal.

>> Oh, you see, I'm a private

seller.

That means I can do whatever I

want.

>> Shit.

>> Fine. That's fine.

We'll buy it, and we'll

return it.

>> All sales are final.

>> Come on!

>> I'll show you what's final,

you redneck son of a bitch!

I will burn you alive like the

last bitch who crossed me!

>> Okay, all right, all right,

Dee.

That's not getting us anywhere.

Okay, she's hot.

>> I went... I went hot real

fast; it just happened.

>> Well, our whole crew's been

hot lately.

We're trying to cool down, but

you're not making it any easier.

>> Mm-mm.

>> All right, listen, I want

this gun, pal.

Okay, I want it, because it's

easy to buy a gun.

And I need to prove that to

some people, so give me the gun

at a fair price, and do it now.

>> $4,000.

>> Shit!

>> Four thou...? $4,000?

Really?

I'll tell you what.

(cocks gun)

How about I just take it, huh?

'Cause I'm a maniac with a

gun, and there's nothing you

can do about it. (chuckles)

(guns cocking)

(Dee gasps)

>> Oh. Oh, oh.

>> Okay.

>> Oh, okay.

>> Oops. (laughs)

>> Putting the gun down now.

Okay, this is just a... just an

exercise, okay, to prove how

unsafe it is...

for everyone to have guns, okay?

But I see now that I was the

maniac with the gun.

And you all made it safer...

in here.

>> Yeah.

>> Good for you.

>> Our bad, our bad for

this experiment.

>> Thank you for joining us.

I know you may not see yourself

as a solution to a

national problem.

>> You might not think you have

the ability, but, uh, believe

me, you were... you were

carefully selected.

>> And with a little hard work

and a whole lot of training, we

can help you keep your

school safe.

Are there any questions?

>> Yo, can I get some beer?

>> No beer.

>> No. We said it, like,

a million times.

>> Guys, guys, how many times do

we have to be through this?

No beer, okay?

>> All right, you know, you

can't drink beer and be

effective.

>> But you guys had, like, five.

>> Don't count beers, Carlos.

Not cool.

>> Yeah. And by the way, Carlos,

I've had six.

>> And I've had seven.

So don't be a rat, okay?

>> And if you are gonna be a

rat, get it right.

>> No more questions.

In fact, no more questions.

>> You guys are the ones that

asked for the questions.

>> Shut up, Carlos!

>> Carlos, shut up!

>> The time for questions

is over.

It's now time for learning.

>> Okay? You're-you're impeding

on your own safety.

>> Okay, now my friend and I

have been arguing all day about

the efficacy of swords

versus guns.

>> Okay? So we met in

the middle.

Now if you look under your

seat, you'll see that each of

you has been provided a weapon

that you could easily find in

your own classroom.

>> Some of you may have

compasses, others,

sharp pencils.

>> Okay, there are forks in

the cafeteria, there's piano

wire from the music room.

>> You need to learn how to make

every single item in your

school a potentially

life-threatening weapon.

>> Look at the person

sitting next to you.

That person wants to take

you out.

>> Guys, safety is the name

of the game.

It's all about safety.

>> Let's take it slow.

>> We're gonna take this in a

safe and orderly fashion.

Are you ready to begin?

Okay.

>> And, guys, let's have

a little fun.

(kids yelling)

>> Shut it, shut it, shut it!

Those-those kids are maniacs!

>> Oh, my God, I think they're

all in gangs or something!

There's a lot of score settling

going on in there!

Oh, yeah, dude, we created

a Hunger Games-type scenario

in there.

Imagine if they had guns!

>> Oh, it'd be a disaster!

An absolute disaster!

These kids are all too violent.

It's, like, ingrained in them

or something.

>> Oh, my God, dude, we've been

singing the wrong tune.

Society is getting more savage.

We need to get the weapons

out of their hands!

>> Maybe we should call the

cops, the only people who should

have guns!

They got to come in here,

they got to calm this down!

(door banging)

>> Oh! Oh, shit, Charlie, I got

to admit something, dude.

I'm bleeding pretty bad.

>> One of the kids got you?

>> I nicked myself back in the

principal's office just trying

to unholster my weapon.

>> Jesus, man.

>> I didn't want to say anything

'cause it was a little bit

embarrassing.

(door bangs)

All right, can I go to

the hospital?

>> Yeah, let's go.

Go, go, go, go, go.

>> FRANK (over radio): First

they disarm us, then they

oppress us.

So I want you to get

every gun you can buy and bring

it to 17th and JFK, and we're

gonna march on City Hall.

>> And bring whatever guests

you want, regardless of age or

whatever restriction the

government puts on our

expression of beauty.

>> Just get the guns and bring

them down to City Hall.

>> Well, you better believe I'll

be there.

>> I know you'll be there.

>> Bring your kid.

You have kids?

>> Yes, of course, of course.

>> Bring them.

>> I mean, come on.

He's really going off the deep

end, Dee.

>> I don't know.

I hate to admit it, Dennis, but

he's got a point, you know.

It doesn't seem like it's all

that easy to buy an assault

rifle.

>> No, no, no, no, no.

Don't you start with that shit,

Dee.

>> Well, I'm sorry.

>> It is incredibly easy to buy

an assault rifle, and I'm gonna

prove to you how easy it is

right now.

Okay, here comes our guy.

Mm, mm. No.

Hi.

>> Uh, you got my money?

>> (scoffs) You got my

people-killer?

>> Right here.

>> Oh, ho, ho, ho.

That's the stuff, baby.

Now, I got $1,500, which is the

fair asking price.

I hope that's okay.

>> Yeah. Give it to me.

>> All right. There you go.

All right, now, I'm not really

totally comfortable rolling the

window down.

I'm sure you understand why, so

I'm just gonna pop the trunk and

you can, uh, you can throw it

in there, all right?

>> Back there?

>> Yeah.

>> In the trunk?

>> Yeah.

>> Okay, I got you.

>> You see how easy that is,

Dee?

You just give a man $1,500 and

he gives you an assault rifle.

>> Uh-oh. Ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh.

>> What? Where's he going?

>> Well, he appears to be

sauntering off.

>> Well, don't do... No.

Well, sir, I gave you the

$1,500.

Don't saunter away. I'm try...

That's not fair!

>> No, it's not fair!

You stop right now!

Listen, you stop in your tracks!

Uh, Dennis, go stop him.

>> Denni... Go stop...?

The man has an assault rifle!

What am I supposed to do?!

>> Shit!

>> I can't buy one!

>> The only thing that stops a

bad guy with a gun is a good guy

with a gun, which we can't get!

Goddamn son of a bitch Frank,

you were right!

>> Frank was right!

>> Shit!

(tires screech)

(door opens)

>> Where's Frank? We're hot.

We're coming in super hot!

>> Where is Frank?!

>> Oh, you guys hot?

>> You guys are still hot?

>> The whole thing's hot, man!

>> Oh, yeah, I'm burning up

right now!

>> It's a crazy situation!

>> We're on your side now!

We got to get these guns off

the streets!

>> Boo-yah!

>> Wait, what? No, no.

>> Off the streets?

What are you, crazy?

We need the guns on the streets!

>> Everyone needs to have guns!

We need to flood the streets

with guns!

>> To stay safe.

>> Aw, shit.

I mean, I think, uh...

You know, I think we crossed

right past each other like ships

in the night, man.

>> We flip-flopped.

>> Yeah, 'cause we're on the

opposite side now.

That side makes no more sense

to me.

>> If we could've just met up,

like, two hours ago...

>> Oh, oh, there's Frank.

Hey, Frank!

Frank, is that a box of guns?

What is that?

>> Guns? No.

Water filters.

>> Water filters?

>> All right, guys, load 'em in.

Very nice.

>> Hey, Frank, why do you have a

truck full of water filters?

Uh, you know what, I don't give

a shit.

Let's get down to that rally,

man.

>> Rally?

>> Yeah.

>> Yes, the freedom rally.

The one you organized.

>> Ooh, shit, I'm not gonna go

down there.

It's gonna be a bunch of nuts

with guns.

Too dangerous.

>> Wait, hold on a second.

What's going on?

I thought you were into guns.

You know, why have you been on

TV talking about all that shit?

>> I bought a stake in Gunther's

Guns.

I got everybody angry and

scared.

They bought the guns, I made a

fortune.

>> Oh, my God. This is crazy.

So you don't give a shit about

the gun issue at all?

>> Uh, uh...

>> I mean, what the hell?

You're like the NRA.

>> Yeah, a little bit like

the NRA.

Little tiny bit.

But I-I think of myself more

like Al Gore.

You know, he got everybody

worked up over global warming.

Then he made millions.

>> Huh?!

>> Yeah. Everybody does it.

Liberals, conservatives, doesn't

matter.

This is America: you're either a

duper or a dupee.

I'm a duper.

You guys are the dupees.

I got to go.

>> Where you going now?

>> With us now is local

community activist, Frank

Reynolds, with a terrifying

statistic.

Frank?

>> Yes. Thank you, Chet.

>> You're welcome.

>> Do you know that 90% of your

water is 100% toxins?

Who knows what the other 10% is?

>> It's probably far worse, I

would imagine.

>> It's really worse.

I have a water filter for you

that you need to put in every

single home.

It will protect you and your

entire family.

You can even give that water to

your babies.

>> Wow.

Well, babies, look out, because

this next segment is just for

you.

Don't turn that channel.

Your life may depend upon it.

>> Got to give it to him.

He is good.

>> That son of a bitch.

>> Goddamn.

>> Yeah.

(Dee sighs)

I think I'm gonna get one of

those water filters.

>> I do kind of want one, right?

>> For safety, for safety.

>> I mean, he does make some

good points.

>> Yeah.

>> The water's toxic.

>> I mean, it is. Yeah.

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