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♪ green acres is
The place to be ♪
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♪ farm livin' is
The life for me ♪
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♪ land spreadin'
Out so far and wide ♪
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♪ keep manhattan, just
Give me that countryside ♪
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♪ new york is where
I'd rather stay ♪
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay ♪
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♪ I just adore a
Penthouse view ♪
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♪ darling, I love you,
But give me park avenue ♪
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♪ the chores ♪
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♪ the stores ♪
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♪ fresh air ♪
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♪ times square ♪
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♪ you are my wife ♪
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♪ goodbye, city life ♪
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♪ green acres, we are there ♪
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They're not supposed
To get credit.
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Mr. Douglas.
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Oh, eb, what's up?
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Mr. Douglas, are you
Goin' into drucker's store?
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Well, I was...
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Would you say that again?
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I said, are you going
Into drucker's store?
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Eb, what's the matter with you?
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Your lips move and
Then I hear your voice.
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Oh, that.
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Is that any better, mr. Douglas?
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No.
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Now I hear what you're
Saying and then your lips move.
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Oh.
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How's that? Am I synchronized?
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Yeah, but how...
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I don't know.
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Must be somethin' in
The air around here.
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Sometimes I have to
Bang for half an hour
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To get myself adjusted.
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Then I talk all right, but
I get terrible headaches.
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Yeah.
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You didn't answer my question.
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What question?
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Are you going into
Drucker's... Oops.
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Are you going into
Drucker's store?
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Why?
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I need a bottle of aspirin.
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This is like living
In the twilight zone.
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Oliver. What?
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Where are you going?
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Into drucker's.
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What for? For one
Thing, to get the mail.
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What's the other thing?
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I'm going in to pick
Up some aspirin for eb.
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And, uh, to get a present.
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For whom?
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It's a surprise.
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Well, if you want
To know any sizes,
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Why don't you call me?
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My number is hootersville 631.
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Yes, I know your number.
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I just can't remember your name.
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Oliver.
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Ok, oliver, I'll call
You if I need you.
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Here you are, mr. Douglas.
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Oh, uh... Uh, special delivery.
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Yeah, it came 3 days ago.
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Why didn't you send
It out to my farm?
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Oh, I couldn't find anybody
Who was goin' out that way.
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That's no reason not to...
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Uh, who's it from?
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Haney, it's none
Of your business.
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Is the letter
Addressed to you, sam?
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No.
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Then it's up to mr. Douglas
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To tell me it's
None of my business.
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Well, it isn't.
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That's all I wanted
To know. Thank you.
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Ain't you gonna open it?
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Uh, yes...
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Sam, ain't we going
To finish the game?
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In a minute, fred.
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Anything else I can do
For you, mr. Douglas?
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Oh, yes, yes. I want to buy
An anniversary present.
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Oh, uh, how long
You been married?
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It's not a wedding anniversary.
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Uh, no, it's just a year ago
That, uh, mrs. Douglas and I...
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Paid off your washing machine?
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No.
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I know. It's the
Anniversary of the day
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That your
Mother-in-law moved out.
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No, no, it's, uh,
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We're celebrating our
First year here on the farm.
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Has it been a year
Since I let you talk me
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Into sellin' you that beautiful
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Junior-executive type estate?
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Estate?
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Ain't you gonna
Open your letter?
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Uh, what kind of present
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Did you have in mind
For mrs. Douglas?
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Oh, I don't know,
I... Something nice.
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Oh, well, then you're
Wastin' your time in here.
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Now if you'd just step
Outside to my truck.
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I've got the nicest
Assortment...
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Just a minute, haney.
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Mr. Douglas came in
Here to buy somethin'.
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Well, you ain't got
Nothing he likes.
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Well, uh, you...
How do you know?
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He hasn't seen anything yet.
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Well, if he don't see nothing
On my truck, you can have him.
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Haney, will you please...
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Will you stop pulling me?
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Yeah, let him open his letter.
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Oh, the letter.
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Uh, uh, how about some
Genuine french perfume
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From france?
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It's called bonnie neweet.
That means "Good night."
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Oh, say, that's, uh...
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Yes, uh, I... I'd like
To look at that.
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I'll... I'll have to draw
Some out of the barrel.
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Don' t bother.
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Now's your chance
To read your letter.
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Oh.
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Can I have the stamp?
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Uh, yes. Yes, of course.
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Hey, this letter is
From washington, d.C.
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What's that d.C. Stand for?
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Department of congress.
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I... I... I knew it had something
To do with the government.
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Here you are, mr. Douglas.
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Direct from paris.
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$2.50 a gallon.
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Plus a 10-cent
Deposit on the jug.
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I've got the same
Thing on my truck
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For $1.95.
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Mine comes in a no-deposit,
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No-return jug.
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Haney, will you
Quit comin' in here
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And infringin' on my sales?
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Sam, I ain't infringin'.
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I'm just tryin' to
Keep you out of jail.
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Jail?
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Yes, if I wasn't around
To compete with you,
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You could be
Considered a monopoly.
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Ain't that right, mr. Douglas?
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Huh?
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Uh, thank you.
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Doggone, there must have been
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Something important
In that letter.
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Maybe he was drafted.
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Oh, no, no.
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He's the type that enlists.
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He forgot all about
His anniversary present.
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Yeah, that letter
Must have shook him up.
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Let me see that envelope.
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"Wingate and wingate,
Attorneys at law.
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Washington, d.C."
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Well, now we know.
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We know what?
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Mr. Douglas is a tax dodger.
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It came special delivery
From brad wingate.
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How is myrna?
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Who's myrna?
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Brad's wife.
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Brad wingate is
Married to carol.
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Then who is myrna?
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That's toby tyler's sister.
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Then why is brad
Writing about her?
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I don't know. He...
He's wri... Brad...
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Oh, now I remember.
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Brad is married to carol.
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That's right.
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How is she?
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Lisa!
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This is a business letter.
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Brad wingate wants to know
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If I want to come to washington
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To become a senior
Partner in his law firm.
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I don't see why you
Are yelling at me.
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I've always been
Very nice to carol.
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I have to discuss this with you.
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I've got to make a decision
Whether to stay here
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Or to go to washington.
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I don't see what
There is to discuss.
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You moved out here to get away
From the rat race in new york.
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Yes, but this offer
Is from washington.
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Don't they have
Any rat races there?
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Only every other sunday.
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Oliver, I'm a little confused.
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You're a little confused.
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Well, that wasn't necessary.
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What I don't understand is
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That when we lived in new york,
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You wanted to
Get away to a farm.
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Now we are here and
You want to move back,
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But to another city.
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I don't necessarily
Want to move back.
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But brad's firm tries many cases
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Before the supreme court.
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And that's the kind of law
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I've always wanted to practice.
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I thought you
Wanted to be a farmer.
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I do, but I miss practicing law.
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Well, then why don't you?
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I'd like to.
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But ever since I've been
Here I've only had 2 cases.
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Oliver, whatever you want to do
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Is all right with me.
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If you want to go
To washington, I go.
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Even if it means
Leaving all of this.
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Lisa.
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If you want to stay, I stay.
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Because I remember
What the minister said
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When I married you.
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He said it was "For
Better or worse,
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"In sickness and poorness,
In health and happiness.
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"And with the power
Investigated in me
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"By the state of new york,
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"I now denounce
You man and wife.
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And you may kiss the bride."
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That will be $2, please.
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Put it on my bill.
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It's not definite that
We're going to move yet.
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Gee, I'd sure hate
To see you and mr...
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That darn t.V. Excuse me.
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Arnold, will you please
Turn that t.V. Down?
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That's better.
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That arnold,
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If he spent as much
Time doing his homework
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As he does watching t.V...
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Well, all pigs are that way.
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You know, mrs. Douglas,
I just can't understand
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Why you're thinkin' of movin'.
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I thought mr. Douglas
Loved the farm.
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Well, he does, but you see,
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He studied for such a
Long time to be a lawyer
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And... And he misses it.
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Well, why don't he hang
His shingle out here?
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He did, but nobody noticed it.
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How do you feel about going?
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Well, it's not up
To me, it's up to him.
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I sure hope you stay.
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I love it when you drop
Over here of an afternoon
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For coffee and girl talk.
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Thank you.
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Fred likes it, too.
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When he gets home
After you've been here,
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He always says how
Nice the place smells.
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Sure smells good.
Mrs. Douglas been here?
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Yeah. And maybe
For the last time.
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What do you mean?
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Well, mr. Douglas is thinking
Of moving to washington.
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And it's all your fault.
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My fault? What did I do?
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Nothing. That's the trouble.
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All you think about is
Yourself and your pigs.
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What do you care if he sits
Around the house all day,
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Brooding about the fact that
He hasn't got any law cases?
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If I was him, I'd
Leave town, too.
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Well, I sure wish you was him.
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Now, look here, fred ziffel,
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They are the nicest
Neighbors we ever had.
260
00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:19,878
And I want 'em to stay.
261
00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:21,145
Well, so do I.
262
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,758
Then we got to do
Something about it.
263
00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:24,415
Like what?
264
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,217
You want a divorce?
265
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:27,719
That's right.
266
00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,421
Yeah, and we want you
To handle the case for us.
267
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:33,157
Well, mrs. Ziffel,
Even if I wanted to,
268
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,226
I couldn't handle the
Case for both of you.
269
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,294
Well, then handle it for doris.
270
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,597
I couldn't represent
Her against you.
271
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:40,899
You're my friend.
272
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:44,468
Oh, ok, then represent
Him against me.
273
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:47,950
Anything that'll make
You happy, mr. Douglas.
274
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:49,440
Make me...
275
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,276
Look, I... I'm not going
To be happy either way...
276
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,211
Why do you want a divorce?
277
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,347
Well, that's the only
Thing we could think of.
278
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,016
What?
279
00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,162
Well, you see,
What fred means is,
280
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,764
It's the only thing
We could think of
281
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,533
To keep our marriage together.
282
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,156
That doesn't make any sense.
283
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,058
Neither does our marriage.
284
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:10,261
Fred! You're asking
For the real thing.
285
00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:14,666
Folks, uh, divorce is
A very serious thing.
286
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,802
Why don't you go home
And reason this thing out?
287
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,303
Supposin' we can't?
288
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,083
Well, then you'll have
To get another attorney.
289
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,907
I never handle divorce cases.
290
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,021
Don't do anything
Rash, mr. Douglas.
291
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,455
We'll be back with somethin'.
292
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,279
Now, you want to keep
Mr. Douglas in town,
293
00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:29,347
Don't you?
294
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,682
Yeah, well, sure.
295
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,461
Well, then somebody's
Got to find somethin'
296
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,118
To sue somebody about.
297
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,098
Well, doris, this
Just ain't a suin' town.
298
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,388
Well, it better be.
299
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,790
Now, come on. Speak up.
300
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,192
Who's going to sue
Who about what?
301
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,595
Well, I could sue you and fred.
302
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:44,796
For what?
303
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,341
You ain't paid
Anything on your bill
304
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:48,110
In the last year and a half.
305
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:50,301
Now that's a real
Nice thing to bring up
306
00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:53,104
When we're trying
To help mr. Douglas.
307
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:55,873
Well, it was the only
Thing I could think of.
308
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,909
Fred, can't you
Think of somethin'?
309
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,945
No. The divorce suits me fine.
310
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:04,015
Say, I saw somethin'
On t.V. Last night
311
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,282
That just might work.
312
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,619
These 2 ranchers
Was suin' each other
313
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,988
Because one feller claimed
That the other feller's fence
314
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,056
Was on his property.
315
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,223
That's it.
316
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,131
No, that's not it.
That's just the beginnin'.
317
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,593
That's all we need.
318
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:16,995
Newt, you're going to sue fred
319
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,463
Because his fence
Is on your land.
320
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,772
But my fence ain't on his land.
321
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,135
It will be after you move it.
322
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:26,203
You want to sue mr. Ziffel?
323
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:29,273
Yeah, h-his fence
Is on my property.
324
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,675
Are you sure?
325
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:31,854
I'm positive.
326
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:34,198
I helped him move it there.
327
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,180
Why did you do that?
328
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,915
So I could sue him.
329
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:41,519
Well, if you helped him move it,
330
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,087
How do you expect to sue him?
331
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,667
Well, I thought you'd know.
332
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,902
You're a lawyer, ain't you?
333
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,326
You don't need a
Lawyer, all you...
334
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,554
A-all you need to do is
Help him move the fence back.
335
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:52,842
Do you do that
Kind of legal work?
336
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,198
No.
337
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,167
Oh.
338
00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:59,403
Well, don't go away,
Somebody'll be right back.
339
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,375
Lisa,
340
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:06,122
Did you mention that
Washington offer
341
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,279
I had from brad
Wingate to anyone?
342
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,647
From whom?
343
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,582
Carol's husband.
344
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,584
But I thought she
Was married to...
345
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,597
Did you mention it to anyone?
346
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,188
Oh, why should I?
347
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,123
Doesn't he know
Who he's married to?
348
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,658
Lisa,
349
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:23,172
Don't you see what these
People are trying to do?
350
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,507
They're coming to me with
These trumped-up law cases
351
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,199
In order to get me to stay here.
352
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,768
That's the nicest thing
That's ever happened to me.
353
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,581
I wouldn't trade
That kind of friendship
354
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,550
For any washington offer.
355
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,639
That's nice.
356
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,775
But you're the real surprise.
357
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,276
What did I do?
358
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:42,479
Well, not once did you
Say, "Let's go to washington."
359
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,049
You never tried to
Influence my decision.
360
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,118
Lisa,
361
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,088
Is it possible you
Prefer to stay here?
362
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:53,624
Only if you put
Something in my coffee.
363
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,393
Well, why didn't you
Try to nag me into going?
364
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:57,929
Well, what would be the use?
365
00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,630
We'd go back to washington,
366
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:00,998
Then pretty soon you'd say:
367
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,267
"Let's get out of the
City and buy a farm."
368
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,702
Then you'd buy another place
369
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:07,338
And it might be
Worse than this is.
370
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,806
Darling,
371
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,341
Why don't you write brad
372
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,744
And tell him you're not
Going to washington?
373
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,316
You're a wonderful wife.
374
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:20,852
And while you write to him,
375
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,454
Be sure to tell him to
Give my love to myrna.
376
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,357
He's married to carol.
377
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,227
That is another reason
We can't go back there.
378
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,996
Nobody can remember
Who they're married to.
379
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:41,450
Gentlemen, I have just written
A letter to mr. Brad wingate
380
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:45,109
Telling him why I am
Not going to washington.
381
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,711
Well, we sure are glad
To hear that, mr. Douglas.
382
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,113
Thank you.
383
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,026
Yeah, glad to know you're
Going to stick around awhile.
384
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,128
Me, too.
385
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,229
Thank you.
386
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,730
Can I read the letter?
387
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,788
No.
388
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,068
Uh, will you be sure this
Is sent right out, please?
389
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,324
Yes, sir.
390
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,893
Uh, gentlemen,
391
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,338
Would you like to know
392
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:05,763
Why I have decided to stay here?
393
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,832
Now, if we say "Why?"
Is this going to lead
394
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:10,067
Into one of them long-winded
Speeches of yours?
395
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,671
This is not a speech.
396
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,484
I just wanted to
Say that I appreciate
397
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,309
All that you've done to
Try to get me to stay here.
398
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:20,222
I've always said that
The american farmer
399
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,479
Is a true human being.
400
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:25,249
He is a man who works
Hard from sunup to sundown.
401
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,719
His hands are calloused,
But his heart is soft.
402
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,054
Yeah, but his head ain't.
403
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,823
I thought you said
This wasn't gonna be
404
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,390
One of them speeches.
405
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,070
Just wanted to say
That your warmth,
406
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:36,334
Your friendship,
407
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,973
Your neighborliness
Has proven to me
408
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,675
Something I've always known.
409
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:40,898
What's that?
410
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,434
You don't have to
Ask him, he'll tell you.
411
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,337
I have always known that
This great compassion,
412
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,483
This deep feeling that
You have for one another
413
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,419
Is the real reason that
The american farmer
414
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,554
Is the backbone of our country.
415
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,011
Are you through?
416
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,747
He must be, his
Lips ain't movin'.
417
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,050
Don't pay any attention
To them, mr. Douglas.
418
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:00,784
They're just embarrassed
Because of all
419
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,519
The nice things
You said about 'em.
420
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,733
Well, anyway, I meant
Every word of it.
421
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,391
And I want to thank
You again very much.
422
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,241
He sure is a nice fellow.
423
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,831
Yeah, if he just wouldn't make
424
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,334
Them doggone
Long-winded speeches.
425
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,802
Well, till he
Started makin' 'em,
426
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,805
We never knew we was
The backbone of america.
427
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,743
Haney, did you hear
About mr. Douglas?
428
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,578
Uh, yeah, he just told me.
429
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:28,846
We sure are glad.
430
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,781
Yeah, so am I.
431
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:34,585
But don't it strike you
As just a mite suspicious?
432
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,187
What?
433
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,122
Well, don't it seem strange
434
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:42,426
That he'd give up a big job
In washington to stay here?
435
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,406
Yeah, it is strange.
436
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:45,897
Oh, haney.
437
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:49,700
Do you know how much money
He made in farmin' last year?
438
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,536
$16.42.
439
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,206
Yet you've seen that
Big car he drives,
440
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,275
Them jewels his wife has.
441
00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:01,312
Huh, you can't
Buy them for $16.42.
442
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,348
No, you can't.
443
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,718
Yeah, I wonder what he's
Got goin' for him on that farm?
444
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,633
Oh, here you are, mr. Douglas.
445
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,424
Oh, hello, mr. Kimball.
446
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,404
Mr. Douglas, I'm
Here to tell you
447
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,206
That your little game is up.
448
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,562
My game?
449
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,409
If you think you can pull
The wool over the eyes
450
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,877
Of the american
Farmer's backbone
451
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,402
With those 8-minute speeches,
You're badly mistaken.
452
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,337
Mr. Kimball, would
You mind telling me...
453
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,486
All the time that we
Were thinkin' up law suits
454
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,674
To get you to stay,
455
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,422
You were pretending to be a bad
Farmer to cover up your real activities.
456
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,413
Well, you didn't fool me.
457
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,481
I knew you were a bad farmer.
458
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,717
Mr. Kimball, what activities
Are you talking about?
459
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,254
Shall we start
With counterfeiting?
460
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,289
Counterfeiting?
461
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,802
Where do you keep the presses?
462
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,125
What presses?
463
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,638
Don't try to
Brazen it out with me
464
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,307
Because it won't
Do you any good.
465
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,363
I don't brazen.
466
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,864
Mr. Kimball...
467
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,011
I've seen some of those
Dollar bills you make
468
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,202
And they're not very good.
469
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:02,073
Have you been drinking
Your soil-testing solution?
470
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,181
How many wetbacks
You got in the barn?
471
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:06,010
Wetbacks?
472
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:10,114
Well, I must say that
You almost took us all in.
473
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:13,063
Well, you couldn't have taken us
All in, you don't have enough room.
474
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:16,559
But it was pretty clever the way you
Wrote yourself that letter from washington
475
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,100
Getting us to beg you to stay.
476
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:21,459
When you had no intentions
Of leaving your still.
477
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,560
Now I've got a still, have I?
478
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:28,032
Yeah, between counterfeiting,
Running wetbacks and bootlegging booze,
479
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:30,601
No wonder you can afford
To live in a place like this, huh,
480
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,537
And buy your wife
Diamonds and furs,
481
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,973
And $2.50 jugs of perfume.
482
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,808
I didn't buy her the perfume.
483
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,477
Very clever.
484
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,879
What did you hope
To accomplish by that?
485
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,382
Mr. Kimball, I'm
Going to count to 3,
486
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,783
And if you're not
Off of my property...
487
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,464
Mr. Douglas.
488
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,099
Mr. Douglas. What's the matter?
489
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:51,233
Didn't you hear the phone?
490
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,589
No, I was talking to this...
491
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,436
There was a call for
You from washington.
492
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:55,737
When I said you weren't here,
493
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,829
The woman said for
You to call operator 235.
494
00:19:58,898 --> 00:19:59,997
Thank you.
495
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,599
Operator 235?
496
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:05,503
Oh, mr. Douglas, forgive
Me. Now I understand.
497
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:06,803
You do?
498
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,240
Operator 235 in washington.
499
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:10,874
So that's it!
500
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,243
You're a c.I.A. Agent.
501
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,845
He is?
502
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,247
Shh.
503
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:19,450
235. What's your number?
504
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,851
No, don't tell me.
505
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,819
I wasn't going to.
506
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,289
You intelligence
Fellows are pretty smart.
507
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,692
I mean, buying a broken-down
Farm for a cover.
508
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,894
Well, don't worry,
Mr. Douglas...
509
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,663
Or whatever your number is,
510
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,965
Your secret is safe with me.
511
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,268
Even if I'm captured,
I won't talk.
512
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:40,137
They can beat me,
They can torture me,
513
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,739
They can even brainwash me.
514
00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:45,642
That wouldn't take any
More than a damp towel.
515
00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:48,812
Oh.
516
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,515
It's those fast answers that
Keeps the other side guessing.
517
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,684
Yeah, yeah, we're
Fast with the cracks.
518
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,087
Well, good luck, mr. Douglas.
519
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,959
Isn't that the
Most ridiculous...
520
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,772
So you're a secret agent.
521
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:04,895
Eb.
522
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,209
Oh, I didn't mean
To say it so loud.
523
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,534
Why, that 235 sure
Has a sexy voice.
524
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:15,106
But then I guess you intelligence
Guys run into a lot of that.
525
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,708
Not as much as we'd like to.
526
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,688
Well, you go call you-know-who,
527
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,179
And I'll cover you
From down here.
528
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,181
Good boy.
529
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,484
I'll mention you in my report.
530
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,724
Who were you talking to?
531
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,959
Oh, brad wingate. Uh,
Lydia sends her love.
532
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,060
Lydia?
533
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,074
Yeah, he's split up with carol.
534
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,198
Well, that doesn't surprise me.
535
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,367
The way he was
Making eyes at myrna,
536
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:45,569
I knew it wouldn't last.
537
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,505
You're very observant.
538
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:51,108
What did brad want?
539
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,776
He wanted my
Decision and I told him.
540
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,156
Didn't' he get your letter?
541
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,346
I just mailed it.
542
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,326
Well, maybe you didn't
Put enough stamps on it.
543
00:21:57,350 --> 00:22:00,251
Please, lisa. I've had all
I can stand for one day.
544
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,885
It all started off
Peacefully enough.
545
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,954
I went into drucker's
Store to buy you a present.
546
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,267
Where is it? I didn't get it.
547
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,857
Why not?
548
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:08,803
Well, I didn't have time. I got
This letter from brad wingate,
549
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:11,695
And the next thing I know, they're
All trying to convince me to stay.
550
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,197
And finally, when
I said I would,
551
00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:15,032
All of a sudden
They get suspicious.
552
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:18,969
And they accuse me of everything from
Counterfeiting to smuggling wetbacks.
553
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,350
Well, they're your friends.
554
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,473
Some friends.
555
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:25,942
They're just trying to
Get you to go straight.
556
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,679
I am going to go
Straight, to a psychiatrist
557
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,281
And get some therapy.
558
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,027
That would be
Good for your back.
559
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,717
It's not my back
That hurts. It's my...
560
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:35,346
Come in.
561
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:38,121
What's wrong with your come-in?
562
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:39,956
There's nothing wrong with my...
563
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,136
Hi, mr. Douglas.
564
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,626
Mr. Douglas.
565
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:45,462
Mr. Douglas, these fellers
Have something to say to you.
566
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:46,531
Go ahead, haney.
567
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,799
Uh, mr. Douglas, I'm sorry.
568
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:51,468
It's my fault that folks
Was suspicious of you.
569
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:54,438
A-and we're sorry
Because we listened to him.
570
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:57,786
Yes, mr. Douglas, we know
You didn't do no counterfeitin',
571
00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,854
No whiskey-makin',
No wetbackin'.
572
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:02,179
Yeah, we know you're
An american backbone
573
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:04,515
Just like us.
574
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:07,818
Well, now that we got
That cleared up, mr. Douglas,
575
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,020
Would you like to tell us
About some of your cases?
576
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,089
Cases?
577
00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,123
How many foreign
Agents you killed?
578
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:15,726
Yeah, you killed 'em
With a knife or a gun?
579
00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:18,596
Gentlemen, you've found me out.
580
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:21,098
My real name is not
Oliver wendell douglas.
581
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,601
In washington I'm known as 198.
582
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:26,002
And hortense kalish here
583
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:29,273
Is known as 37-29-42.
584
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:32,008
42? I'm not...
585
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:35,346
Hortense, these gentlemen
Have found us out.
586
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,014
We are at your mercy.
587
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:41,518
A year ago, I bought this
Farmhouse for a cover.
588
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:44,187
Now if you go
Blabbering it all over,
589
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,790
Well, you can imagine
What might happen to us.
590
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,892
42.
591
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:52,563
Gentlemen, in the interest
Of national security,
592
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:55,799
I want you to go back home
And forget you ever knew us.
593
00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:56,868
Yes, sir.
594
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:08,123
Oliver, why did you tell them
595
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,113
I have a size 42?
596
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,416
Oh, it was just a number
I picked out of the air.
597
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,851
Well, you could have
Picked out a smaller number.
598
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,554
Look, hortense, I don't want
To have any trouble with you.
599
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,856
Or I'm going to
Have you deported.
600
00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:24,428
Look, number 198,
601
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,664
You may be an undercover agent,
602
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:28,209
But from now on,
You'll be sleeping
603
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,501
Under those covers by yourself.
604
00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:35,138
This is 37-24-21 signing off.
605
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:42,979
Bang the side of
Your head, darling.
606
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:23,833
this has been a filmways
Presentation, darling.
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