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Hey, the next time we'll pay for it, of course!

We'll take the two of them with us.

Today I'm going to New Manchester.

Hey, you two there!

Stop!

Is she already there?

Yes, yes, she's just coming.

Hello girls.

All right?

Get away quickly, I stole his hat from some controller.

Give me my hat back!

What am I doing without my hat?

She's over there.

Hello.

Oh shit.

What's going on here?

Are you crazy?

I don't know.

I think so.

Did you talk to him?

I'll tell you everything later.

I'll tell you everything later.

Bester is in his car.

He's there.

And because of that striped hair he let you sit?

Okay, then you can go.

Oh my friend.

Ah, hello there.

What is it today?

I'm going to do a small Memoir around this.

Coming your way.

Ok then.

I know them very well.

...how is that?

Oh Ma, I feel a bit embarrassed.

OK!

...that the air is out.

Let's just start with the stupid lines, yes?

Oh, that's a bad guy.

Yes, I think you're right.

He wasn't the right one anyway.

He's got a bright red beard, the country egg.

What are you talking about?

Now you at least know what kind of guy he is.

You're right.

But don't forget it.

So, whoever loses, drives the subway.

I'll drive with Kathrin.

It's better that way.

On the subway, I won't be seen for a while.

Okay, but don't drive when we're inside.

No, not like last time.

It's good.

So go.

So then, on your marks, get set, one, two, three, here we go!

You've got the makings of a woman All your confidence

is drying But you're only just beginning to blossom

Girl, you've got to handle it gently You've got to imitate a lady When you want

to be a lovable tramp Be a lovable tramp And you don't give a damn Cause you know

it'll be easy today And you're waiting for the night And you're waiting for the night

Not to live in a world full of dreams You're waiting for the day To forget that

you're drifting away You're waiting for the day To forget that you're drifting

away Do you always drive a sheep-truck or do you get a

bonus from the housing agency for driving around people?

As long as I don't have a driver's license, I don't care if I have it or not.

Well, well, well...

Oh, quick!

He's going to fall down!

Hurry up!

Careful, Monsieur!

Alarm!

Oh, my God!

Something must have happened!

Hello?

Yes?

There's a certain Anne-Marie there.

No, Monsieur isn't there.

Yes?

Yes, I'll tell her.

Well, she says she's calling for the 20th time and that

it's really cold now, but still, you're fat schmusebär.

Listen, at schmusebär she twisted her eyes.

Listen again!

She has a really nice voice, really.

Oh, that's not enough, unfortunately.

She has a big chin.

Well, I wouldn't want to be your girlfriend.

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But this is my dream!

Hey, look!

But this is impossible, but...

So...

Hey, you've already won!

You can't even be here!

We won!

I know you did it, but you've already won!

What is it?

Well, get up, we won't eat you up!

Wait a minute!

No, no, no!

We have some new rules.

You have to pay today.

You didn't get it, right?

No, no, no, no!

You can't do that to us!

Oh, those beautiful eyes!

They're much more beautiful than Redford's!

No!

Hey, listen!

What?

Hey, listen!

But that's not how it works!

But it was the last time!

Of course, Marzipan-piggy!

And you're sure it doesn't hurt?

No one has ever been hit by a gun.

If you think so...

Wait!

Hey, get out of here!

Stop talking!

I rented this thing here!

This is a men's toilet!

You don't have anything to say here, you birds!

You know, watch out!

Do you want to see my dangerous jacket?

And what does it say?

You think if you write something on it, people will think it's your shirt?

Hey, show it to me!

Is it a dog blanket?

No stupid words!

I don't think you have it on with the autograph.

Get out of here!

Hey, girls, I have a new step!

Yeah, yeah, keep dancing outside!

You have something against him because he was

lying in the sun a little too much, right?

Of course!

I'm a racist!

Hey, hey, listen!

Do you want to do a tournament together?

The tip for the blood vessels!

So you really have a kind!

Hey, do you think it's stupid?

Tell me, where's my lipstick?

It must be somewhere.

Did Paul Newman finally break up with you?

Come on, Rick, don't be stupid!

You're completely crazy after him!

Do you actually know how old he is?

I don't care, he's a strong guy.

And even though thousands are hanging on him, he's still married.

Well, you probably believe everything, right?

Everything was in Paris-Match.

Wait a minute, recently my mother had a concord service.

That's where she saw him.

Did she talk to him?

He wanted a whiskey and then he slept like a mummy.

So I would like to have a mother like that.

It's nonsense.

I only see her between two flights and she's always

in a bad mood because of the stupid time shift.

Oh, by the way, how is it with my jewelry?

At the moment there is a bit of a lack of raw materials.

My springs are slowly drying out.

Paul just had the toilet repaired.

Oh, great, a gold mine.

The shops are running again.

So nothing like before.

He had everything done again.

Tell me...

In terms of quality, he's not small, is he, Paul?

Well, how do you like that?

Hey, wait a minute, Betty, you don't look like that.

Why not?

It's cute.

Yes, but too transparent.

You can see all the holes there.

And?

It's cute.

Yes, but way too small.

What, you think it's small?

No, no, it's really cute.

You see?

But still too small.

Okay, I'll ask the boys what they have to say about it.

Hey, no!

Hey, let me go!

Don't make a fuss!

Get out of here!

Are you crazy or should I bring you in?

Do you have to bring me in like that, Josée?

Okay, but the others are leaving.

Come on, come here.

Close your eyes, turn around.

Hey, I want something like that too.

Well, but the others won't come in.

Hey, what are you doing?

Let the little one out again.

Don't take his diaper apart.

So, watch your step.

You knock when you're done, okay?

Psst!

Yes, shit!

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Ah, here we come flying through the rooms.

I think we can go now, guys.

But that's a pretty blouse, otherwise I'll get scared.

Give me the money, sir!

Oh, one of a bowling ball would have been better.

It's too risky, it would have been more expensive.

What about my chain?

WhatsApp, I'll get you a new delivery soon.

Come on, hurry up, we've found a table.

Woohoo!

All right?

Hey, you asshole!

Na, na, na!

Oh, hello girls!

How are you?

Oh man, those aged hair, they're slipping off your hands.

All in butter?

Sweet!

Na, krieg ich von dir keinen Kuss?

Dir ein bisschen was Feuchtes?

Jetzt ruhig nach Eis fragen können.

Vorsicht, Berna!

Was gibt's denn?

Pass auf, beinahe hättest du dich auf deinen Arsch gesetzt.

Ich hab keinen Arsch.

Wer will mit mir tanzen?

Wir haben eine Freundin, die ist dummerweise krank geworden.

Sonst wäre sie hier.

Was hat sie denn?

Sie hat das letzte Mal mit dir getanzt, und seitdem steht sie unter Quarantäne.

Unter was?

Unter Quarantäne?

Donnerwetter, die kannst du dir leisten.

Das nächste Mal wird gefragt.

Deutsch, kein Blödsinn, sind doch nicht deine.

Gib mir lieber mal Feuer, du Gurke.

Zugültig.

Hier.

Vom Bauch hat's dir nur die Kopf aus.

Mein Junge.

Hey Mädels, Pyro hat einen neuen Schritt erfunden.

Los, los, gehen wir!

Oh, nein, nein, nein, Betty, du bleibst hier.

Warte, musst du mal auf die Hand halten.

Schon okay, ich bleibe bei dir.

Wie der Einzelne freut sich.

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I'm not dancing, I'm barefoot.

Tell me, Betty, can you do me a favor?

Depends.

Can you... well, can you tell Susanne that I'm in love with her?

You're in love with her?

There are two important things in my life.

My boots and your sister.

My sister?

But she's keen on marrying a doctor.

She has a certain idea.

He should be young, educated, rich, loving children, a music lover.

Well, anything you wish for.

Let's take Travolta.

When the boy was 18, he didn't have a hair to shave.

And now?

Now the bridesmaids are entering the house.

And today his parents are billionaires.

And he's a trillionaire.

Well, maybe I'll win the competition.

I mean, I'd just have to try.

If you train hard, you have a chance.

So don't... Come on, give it a try!

What are you afraid of?

Just go!

Hey, can you... give me a moment?

Okay.

Tja!

Tja!

Tja!

Tja, thanks.

To me that dance is like stumbling.

Cuckoo!

Susan!

Here!

Cuckoo!

Hello, sweetie.

What a damn hot night today, huh?

Do you have hip pain or why don't you dance?

You should be careful with your pockets.

It's my turn today.

Hey, this is a strange tour.

Hey, watch out!

There's a spider sitting there!

Hey, come on, let it be.

But it's not a spider.

That's how you can get lost.

You know, I think it's really nice to be with a little spider like that.

Hey, I've told you a thousand times that you

should let your little sister be satisfied.

You know, I just told her the ending scene of The Naked in Hell.

And she didn't see the movie, so I wanted to explain it to her.

Yeah, where were we?

Listen, if you touch her, there's blood on the walls.

You didn't want to hurt us, did you?

Hold me!

Hold me back!

Or I'll crush him!

Maybe that's what he wants.

I don't really hear you.

Do you want to tell her something about crushing?

You have to hold me back!

Hold me back!

Hey, you can throw your head in a bowl like Chris Bolling.

Hey, come on, everyone!

The leg broke!

Oh my God, what's going on here?

Oh my God, what's going on here?

Black people are incredibly tough.

It's not that bad.

It'll be alright.

Hey, hey, I have a buddy in the factory who wanted to study medicine.

Maybe we can call him.

Come on, let's take him to the bar and get him a cognac in the morning.

Better on the leg.

Yes, yes, she broke her leg.

Don't worry.

But it's heavy.

Ouch!

Oh my God, he was really the best.

Listen, Suzanne, do you actually like to travel?

What?

What do you mean?

Well, the first prize is a 14-day trip to Holly... ...Hollydingstar, yes.

And there's a weekend with John Travolta and...

...and coffee and cake and... ...tralala.

Well, listen, to win a dance competition, you have to be able to dance a little bit.

I don't think so.

Listen, you asshole.

The next time you will run against my frying pan, okay?

Was it good?

Since when are you honking at the door?

Well, I'm going to go to the socks.

Ciao.

Ciao.

It's already 5 o'clock.

Should I drive you home?

No, no, I can do that, I'm coming.

Man, is that a ship!

It must have been... Where is my father?

He is already at home.

He must have lost again at the poker game.

Open the door for me.

Well, I'll get something to hear again.

Okay, here comes my taxi.

We'll see each other this afternoon at the university, all right?

Bye, take care.

Bye.

Hey, you there!

Now, now it's enough for me!

If you enter the house again, I'll call the police!

Hey, you there!

What a mess!

Yes, yes, good night.

Be quiet, do you want to wake everyone up?

There's no such thing.

Damn, I'm tired.

Ah, there you are.

Gunther Poppe.

Are you coming or are you leaving?

I have to go to work.

At this time?

Yes, yes, we start two hours earlier today.

We still have to pick up the time from the strike.

Yes, yes, yes.

We have to.

Hey, you, then you can put the car on for a moment.

I don't know what's going on with it.

It doesn't want to jump on, the rascal.

That too.

Well, okay.

Kathrin, have you seen the piano?

Isn't that wonderful?

Yes, very nice.

Where does it come from?

How do you find it?

It's a gift from George.

Come on, we don't want to wake him up.

I've always wanted a piano.

He made a move this afternoon.

Some guy got divorced and didn't want to keep it.

He stole a lot of pretty things.

Look at the clock.

From the 18th century.

Crazy.

Do you want to go?

I have to go to work.

What, now?

Yes.

Yesterday there was a huge storm over the Atlantic.

Terrible turbulence.

Especially during lunchtime.

The people have all the machines.

In recent times we've had a crazy weather.

And always when the food is distributed.

Mum?

Yes?

I think you look incredibly good.

Oh, what?

You haven't even asked me why I came home so late.

My father never asked me either.

He immediately agreed.

So... was yours with everyone?

God..

Have a good night, Peter.

I am happy for you.

Thank you very much.

You have to remember the first point.

Face it with all the doors, don't lil' bubbles.

Don't get any kind of fairy in your class.

Oh poor который.

Get in the car!

Thank you very much!

God bless you!

Oh, no gas here.

Bruno!

Bruno!

Bruno, my gas tanks!

How late is it?

What am I supposed to do with my jewelry now?

Oh, yes, you know, I exchanged it for a super thing.

Again.

No, look.

Always the same with you.

Great speaker, great record player, what do you say?

Great, great.

And something else great.

I have a job.

Marketing manager at IBM.

7,000 women a month in Africa.

7,000 a month plus bonuses for the expenses.

And I'll probably get a driver, too.

What nonsense are you talking about?

You have no idea about this.

And besides, you have to be able to speak English.

You're right.

So, look.

What do we have here?

English.

Everything's there.

Oh, my little Bruno, do you love me?

Yes, very much.

I love you.

Great.

So, you want to quit.

We spent six wonderful months together.

Especially you.

And now you just want to suppress yourself.

You can't do that to me.

Well, when it's over, it's over.

Yes, it's over.

You're absolutely right.

Hey, but still very nice, isn't it?

Well, what is it?

Will we see each other tonight?

Oh, hey.

I have an idea.

Do you want to go to Africa with me?

Well, well.

You'll sleep at night.

That was the first warning.

Hello.

Hello.

Well, how are you?

Hey, what are you doing here?

Here, this is for you.

That's great.

I baked it all by myself.

It's on a pile of pastries.

Take care of it.

How does your eye look?

My eye?

Well, there's nothing more.

If you were to see Jerome's nose, it's cooked on a piece of meat.

By the way, Suzanne, I dreamed that I wanted to

ask you if you would go to the cinema with me.

Well, I thought, what would you say about tomorrow evening?

Would you agree with that?

All right.

Casanova, watch where you're going.

Otherwise you'll get a role in your eye like this morning.

Jerome, on a piece of meat.

Hello, technical department?

Good afternoon, madame.

One moment, please.

Yes, hello, Mr. Director?

This is the communication.

A call to three.

Hello, technical department?

Yes, monsieur.

Stay on the phone.

Damn it.

Oh, no, no.

I didn't mean you.

Excuse me, madame.

I'm sorry.

Please, can you do it again?

You and your nonsense.

Hello?

Yes, monsieur.

No, madame.

Oh, it's nothing.

Just a little uncomfortable.

I'll call you back in a minute.

Okay.

Excuse me.

I must go out.

Sorry.

That kind of thing.

I'm sorry.

Do you have a lighter, please?

Yes.

Here.

Thank you.

Hey.

There's a lecture this afternoon.

But don't forget the math book.

Do you know this?

Can you come with me to the floor teacher and your things?

We'll get them quickly.

What are you doing here?

I've gathered here because I'm demonstrating for the Moluccas.

Do you still believe in such nonsense?

Absolutely.

You have to do something against the Seljuk, because

they exterminate the Moluccas with this equality.

So you have to do something.

Come, I'll give you an info.

But the demonstration is not today, but tomorrow.

What, tomorrow?

Don't we have Tuesday today?

No, today is Monday.

Oh, Monday.

Shit, shit, shit!

So where do I just put my head?

Give me the keys, shall we free you?

I threw them away to annoy the bulls.

Well, then see how you get along.

Can't the three of us have a demonstration here now?

I don't have time.

I have an exam next week.

I'm sorry.

So slowly I'm fed up of doing everything alone here.

Come on, man, grab the info.

Aren't you fed up with your studies?

You can't go on with diplomas these days either.

For my family, diplomas are important now.

Oh, I'd beat a six in math tonight.

You have a great performance.

You forgot your school badge.

Some idiot brought it back to me this morning.

And what did the old woman do as a school teacher?

Always on the side of the Moluccas because of the Moluccas.

What is that?

Always on the side of the Moluccas because of the Moluccas.

Is it for or against?

It's through, Malmsteen.

Hey!

Look at the pastille, because of the Moluccas.

Hello, honey.

This is Jérôme, the guy from the cinema.

To see you alone, you have to get up pretty early.

Not over the boy, what?

Of course.

Do you want something to drink?

No, I can't.

I'm broken.

Listen, if you keep going like this, you'll soon be stuck like your drenched sister.

No, you know, we'll write an English work tomorrow.

I wonder what you'll get if you can speak English behind a sewing machine.

I'll try.

I'll do it for my father, that's why.

Do you want to go to the cinema with me tomorrow evening?

I've already seen the films you can offer me.

You can watch from the front, that's crazy.

You have the impression as if you're in the middle of it.

Tell me, Jérôme.

Huh?

Did you come here on purpose to see me?

Okay, then I'll get the tires sharp.

Sharp!

Is he your friend?

Yes.

Yes?

Yes.

Does he speak well?

What?

Well... Well, then you can turn off the sound on the TV.

This one?

This one?

The last one.

Dad, you owe me five francs.

With the five from yesterday, that makes ten.

Since when can you count?

Show me.

What kind of mess is this?

What does this look like?

I've never seen a poster like this before.

I'd like to know why you got a six again.

But why are you shouting like that, Dad?

What kind of answer is that?

Do you think I'm an idiot?

Are you making fun of me?

What kind of nonsense is this?

I don't see any numbers at all.

No, there are no numbers.

This is math.

You probably don't want to explain to me what math is.

Where are we going?

That would be even nicer.

I went to school once, too.

I tear my ass open to pay for school.

And you, you bring me painting papers.

Go on, bring me the right notebook right away.

Oh, and I can't see that monkey anymore.

Who is that asshole?

Look what he did to my notebook.

You know how he is.

He tore it all apart.

Tell me...

Bernard.

What's up with Bernard?

Does he mean anything to you?

I don't know.

He's a friend.

He's a good bummer.

I'll tell you when I see him.

Hello Bernard, I hope I'm late.

No, it's okay, it's not so bad.

Here, for you.

Thank you, but it's so sweet of you.

Hello Bernard!

How are you?

What are you doing here?

Hey, hang on a second.

Thanks, Bernard.

Listen, did you get along?

We're going to the cinema together, okay?

No!

What do you mean, the cinema?

I had something completely different in mind.

I don't feel like going to the cinema.

You were at the exit.

I can watch this movie a thousand times.

When the mother in the ocean goes into suicide, it's totally crazy.

Exactly.

And the seagulls are screaming.

Great class!

Nonsense!

You can't see my naked breasts in the stripes.

Actually, I imagined that we might be alone.

We are alone.

The others don't bother.

Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry!

What do they imagine being alone like?

But no!

Come on, we'll invite you in.

What are we doing here?

We are allowed to go to the prominent entrance today.

Okay, but go to the back seat.

You go to the back seat.

Great, people!

Now we will appear live on television.

Don't bump your beards, or you'll break your curls.

Oh, for heaven's sake, hopefully no one will see us.

Do you hear the music?

We know that.

Oh, charmant papa!

Oh, charmant papa!

You're annoying.

Oh, charmant papa!

Shall I give you an ice cream?

No, you won't get the ice cream you like here.

Didn't you tell me that you've already seen the movie a thousand times?

Have you ever seen a movie?

Don't

fall into the other world.

Shhh!

Wait!

Wait!

Wait!

What's wrong with you?

Do you already have the beards?

Somehow you have to keep the average age.

Very good.

My superiors are not without.

Is that something new for you?

Something always comes to mind.

Do you know that?

The end of your movie is complete, Mr. Moritz.

What nonsense are you talking about?

I don't commit suicide either, just because Susanne is dead.

Susanne doesn't cook a pot of peas for me, does she?

Okay, what are we going to do now?

I have to go, children.

I have to.

Yes, I know.

You have an exam in 14 days.

Exactly.

Take care.

See you again.

Bye.

Bye.

I forgot to tell Kathrin something.

I'll be right back.

Kathrin, can I talk to you for a moment?

What's going on?

It just takes a moment.

Come, come.

What's the matter?

This guy over there.

Do you love him?

Why?

Do you love him?

Come on, tell me.

This is really incredibly important to me.

Do you love him?

Just stop it.

Will you do it with him like with Bambi on the bus?

I mean, if you want to be with someone, then you love him, don't you?

And everything you do, you do because you like him.

Yes, sure.

Oh, thank you very much.

Shall we go?

I don't feel like it.

Hey, what are you up to, you two?

Did the others leave you out of it, or what?

I can do whatever I want.

Someone said your machine is a tired thing.

What?

You don't have them all on the radio, do you?

I can show them to you.

But I don't have time.

Maybe another time, if you have a helmet that fits me.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Tell me, is there a girl here called Annie?

Yes, but she's in a really bad mood at the moment.

Well, I've got something for her.

Do you have that?

Well, of course, of course.

I can rely on you, can't I?

And from whom is that?

From a friend.

She'll understand.

Okay.

A friend, then.

Peter Jenkins.

Can I help you?

Yes, I...

Peter Jenkins, is he working here at the moment?

Yes, yes, he's almost done with his recordings.

Should I assign him something?

No, no, leave him alone, it's not necessary.

I'll wait outside.

You could have waited here, too.

I'll be right back, okay?

How often have I told you not to make a scene in my studio?

So, if you have something to say, say it now.

I know exactly, you want to break up with me

because you've fallen in love with someone else.

What?

Who have I fallen in love with?

Well, the girl who was at your car phone.

Who else?

How did you find out?

I don't know her at all.

I have no idea.

And what did she do in your car?

Well, the stupid cow drove on me with her moped.

I couldn't just leave her like that, could I?

She went to your phone, said stupid things, and then she hung up.

And you don't want to know who she is?

I swear to you.

Stupid things.

Okay.

You're going to have it that way.

She's a girl who doesn't get on my nerves.

She's a goddess in bed, and she doesn't ask stupid questions.

Are you happy now?

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Stop it!

Did you have fun?

Yes, yes.

Do you like my machine?

It works.

It works?

It's absolutely top-notch.

Do you want to go on?

I like it.

Well then...

I hope you like it.

Are you okay?

Yes, very nice.

Always too many ants.

It was the first time, you know?

Yes.

Yes, for me too.

The first time with you.

It was a little strange.

Because the parents came home too early.

I was quite ashamed, especially because we were in their bed.

No, I mean before.

Did he...

did he tease you or say nice things to you?

A little bit.

But it was the first time with him too.

He asked me for forgiveness without a break.

And with you?

With me...

everything was full of ants.

Did you think of the bees?

It's quite difficult to get to the things without a recipe.

What do you get for it?

Listen to me.

It doesn't matter.

I'll give you one.

It's eerie.

When I walk down the street, I get the feeling that everyone is watching me.

I feel so changed.

Do I know him?

No, no, I don't think so.

But you will show him to me.

He is very shy.

Or is he a ugly bird?

No.

I like his eyes.

Exactly my favorite color.

He has brown hair.

And a hot figure.

Here, I hope he will like it.

How did you guess that?

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Come on, I've practiced hard.

The number 16 car, Susanne and Werner.

The number 16 car has a few change-up difficulties, I think.

What are you doing?

Come on, Werner!

Come on, come on!

That's not how it works.

Watch out!

Watch out!

I'll be right back.

Yes, friends, that's the absolute top-notch.

Look at that hand.

That's the purest acrobatics here.

And maybe they'll win with that, right?

No, look at that hand.

Fantastic!

Come on!

Alison and Alain.

After that, we'll have number 18, Betsy and Jérôme.

But where is Jérôme?

Jérôme!

And now for number 17, Alison and Alain.

Yes!

Yes!

Tell me, have you seen Jérôme?

Yes, I think he went out over there.

I'll go and look for Jérôme.

Have you seen Jérôme?

Josée, have you seen Jérôme?

Have you seen Jérôme?

Jérôme?

Have you seen Jérôme?

Have you seen Jérôme?

Yes, but... Jérôme?

What are you doing with your face?

I'm going to have to beat you up, aren't I?

Yes!

That was an incredible hit, friends!

That was Alain and Alison.

And now for number 18, yes, number 18.

With a very special dance.

So, friends, applause for Betsy and Jérôme!

Betsy and Jérôme!

We're waiting for number 18, Betsy and Jérôme.

Okay, then dance alone.

Come on, Betsy!

Betsy and Jérôme!

Why are you doing that?

I don't know.

Hey, there!

There she comes!

So then, Betsy, come on up.

Can I hear some applause for our little lonely Betsy?

We don't have a couple number 18 here!

We have a very lonely 18!

Betsy, the most beautiful of all!

She's so sweet and so sexy!

Yeah!

Let's go!

And where are you hiding?

Oh, this idiot!

Let's go, Bernhard!

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on!

Ah!

Oh, man, kids, who do we have here?

The atomic bomb, Werner!

Yes, Werner, go!

Yes, crazy!

Absolutely crazy!

Yes, Betty and Werner, the absolute top pair!

Look at that!

This is the number one!

This is the number one!

A crazy pair!

Betty and Werner!

Yes, Betty and Werner!

Applause, people!

Applause!

Have we won here or what?

We'll see.

But unfortunately, unfortunately, we have a rule

that says that changing partners is not allowed.

What a shame!

I am convinced that they would have been the real winners.

Betty and Werner!

I've been looking for you everywhere.

Are you so mad at Jerome?

No, Jerome is completely crazy about me.

Okay, then stop crying.

Love is so hard, so unfair.

Why doesn't it work for you and me?

It doesn't work for me.

It's just something else.

You know, I...

I just keep doing this.

Well,

you're still not in bed.

What is it?

Do you want something?

No?

All right.

Who won the dance competition?

Nobody loves me.

But I loved you.

Really?

Don't you have to go to bed already, Katrin?

Why aren't you in bed yet?

Your mother woke me up.

She's preparing the Concorde for the president.

She's crazy about it.

She left an hour earlier.

Very excited.

She even brought flowers.

So she's doing a theater with her cleaning?

She's going to be in the machine on all fours now.

Is that something great?

Well, listen, if you like it.

She lives in her dreams.

What are they worth?

It's all too small for me.

I find it terrible.

It hurts me.

I'm telling you, it works in all cases.

Are you sure?

Of course.

Have you ever tried it?

Very often.

Well, listen, it's very simple.

You rub core soap off.

Add a little bit of rhubarb.

Three drops of iodine tincture.

And then there's hairspray.

No matter which one.

It can also be a cleaning agent for windows.

It's not important at all.

Everything comes out the same.

Then you fill it up to the edge with olive oil.

But I warn you.

That stinks really bad.

Then you give it a little spray of lemon.

Then you close your nose.

And then you jump.

Like this.

You see?

What?

Yes, exactly like that.

Hop, hop, hop.

Hop, hop, hop, hop.

Three drops of iodine.

Hairspray.

Olive oil.

Who's been fumbling around the office again?

What does this look like?

It's all sticky.

What if you wouldn't put your coffee on it?

Stop whining in between, yes?

That's true, isn't it?

Especially when the advertising starts, it's always the same.

I'll throw it out the window again.

That damned thing.

...and a stupid TV.

Well, what are you doing?

Nothing, nothing.

Please be kind.

Later, thank you.

What is your sister doing here?

What is this nonsense?

Is this a new dance or what?

I don't know.

I don't know either.

Now I have an image disorder from your idiot dance.

Hey, what's wrong with you?

Come on, spit it out.

Tell me what's wrong.

I think I'm pregnant.

Pregnant?

I... I thought you were taking the pill.

I forgot it two days in a row.

So the next day I took three at once.

It didn't work.

Well, what's going on?

Nothing, nothing.

She just fed too much rice.

Everything's fine.

Well, then I'll get you some natron.

And if it's nothing after all?

Stop it, okay?

Let's calm down, please.

I'm just crying.

Maybe just a little delay.

What do you understand about such things?

Bernard, you can go to the pharmacy and get a pregnancy test.

Well, I don't know...

I don't have any more natron in the house.

I'm so tired.

I'll go get something.

That's not necessary, papa.

Of course I'll go get it.

I won't let my daughter go to the pharmacy.

That would be even nicer.

Yes, please.

Good afternoon, mademoiselle.

I was there earlier.

Yes, but I'm in a hurry.

But I'm also in a hurry.

Well, I... Yes, well... Yes, I think my jaw is sore.

It won't get any better.

Yes, monsieur.

Well...

Good afternoon, everyone.

Good afternoon, monsieur.

So, what do you want?

Hey, what are you looking for here?

Is there no pharmacy around the corner?

Yes, well, the gentleman was in front of me.

Please take care of him.

In front of you?

No, he doesn't want to sell me for something stupid.

Come on, take care of him.

The boy must be really sick.

So, what does the young man want?

Well, I'd like to...

I'd like you to know something about this... ...pre...

...pre...

...preservative.

No, I mean... A bottle with six.

Give him twelve.

He can pull them apart, so the belt will be a little tighter, right?

Monsieur Taquet.

Pardon.

It's for a girl.

Oh, the pill.

But you need a prescription for that.

The girl, I mean, she has no idea at all.

She doesn't know.

Give her something to write.

Here.

Oh, a pregnancy test.

Oh, no.

It's for my mother, yes.

My mother... ...there was a funny thing with a foreigner who... ...I don't know...

Is that all?

Oh, damn it, it's positive.

Are you sure?

But yes.

Yes.

There we have it.

Why didn't you take the pill, huh?

Oh.

It's no use now.

We have to do something.

Hello, Jérôme.

What are you doing here?

We're coming to Father's Day.

Hey, shut up!

Are you crazy?

Shut up!

Come on, don't be crazy.

Tell me, what's going on with you?

What's going on with you?

Give the money back!

Give the money back!

Give the money back!

Jérôme, Jérôme?

This is a sex scandal.

There's no such thing as a sex scandal in my cinema.

You're out!

You can't...

It's not because of me.

It's because of my sister.

Is your sister already 18 years old?

We need the approval of the parents.

That's the way it is.

But we...

If you want, we'll bring it to you tonight.

Aha.

So that we understand each other.

This approval has to be signed by the parents personally.

Do we understand each other?

What?

4,000 francs?

Ask if we can pay in instalments.

Um... Can we pay in instalments?

Would that be possible?

Tell me, and for 3,000 francs you couldn't do that?

Is it too little?

Oh, well.

4,000 francs or nothing?

4,000 francs?

You must be crazy.

That's not an advance, that's a big credit.

But it's important.

Important, important, everything is important.

I could give you at most an advance of 500 francs in the coming month.

No more.

500 francs?

Look, we have great difficulties ourselves at the moment.

Sign here.

My tears are coming.

And you, how high are your problems?

About 4,000.

Only 4,000?

Maybe a few more company shares?

Listen, I don't want to be indiscreet, but what do you need the money for?

Well, you know, my grandmother has a birthday and... Your grandmother?

Your grandmother must be a very demanding woman.

The good woman would have a respectable pension.

So, out of here.

30 francs.

Well, listen, they're already retired, the cucumbers here.

Come on, 25.

And as a bonus, I'll give you a real picture of Robert Redford.

He's a great guy, isn't he?

Agreed, but with this scarf.

Yes?

Virginie, collect the money.

Well, do you want something too?

50 francs.

It's a gift.

It's hand-stitched, great wool.

My mother made it.

It would have been better if she had chosen a different color.

It's terribly bad.

It's been out for two years.

Yes, that's right.

It's always dead.

All right, agreed.

Ah, Kathrin.

You're already here?

Yes.

We've been waiting for flight 634.

The plane was taken to Nairobi.

A commando de Molucca.

I don't know what they want.

Look.

I've done something crazy.

How do you like that?

What do you have there?

Oh, nothing.

Show me.

Do you have any problems?

But it's nice of you to worry about it.

If you want to sell it, then don't get involved.

It's very beautiful and very rare.

Is that all you have to say about it?

Can't you talk to me once?

Ask me why I have problems.

But...

you always had your freedom.

I let you do what you wanted.

Yes, but that wasn't right.

Do you think I could help you?

Well, what do you two have?

Nothing.

It's none of your business.

Kathrin's uncle gave her the clock for her 17th birthday.

He's an art collector, you know?

Very, very nice.

50 francs.

What?

Are you crazy?

Believe me, she's worth a hundred times more.

If she doesn't work anymore... Come on, don't be like that, Ali.

The money is for Betty.

She has a lot of trouble and it would help her.

I don't know.

For little Betty it's 80.

But I'll ruin it.

But what should I start with?

We need a lot more than that.

What an idiot.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know I wasn't allowed in here.

...And one and two and...

... .

Now give me a little more depth.

A little more, a little more.

That's good.

Hey, Michel.

Would you be interested in this movie?

Yes.

Not bad.

Not bad at all.

This is...

...Louis XV, or... ...Louis XVI.

And how much does this work cost?

200.

500.

You might have more.

No, I'm sorry.

I just had my car repaired.

I don't have anything in my pocket for 500.

Well...

...I don't think the repair cost anything.

The ruiz is very simple.

The quiet Cis.

Excuse me, monsieur.

Your friends have just called because of the diner tonight.

What should I tell them?

Tell them that I unfortunately don't have time.

I have decided to invite Annie.

No, no.

Tell them that everything is okay.

Well, please, please.

As you wish.

It would be nice if we could see each other again.

You have to teach me what Cis is.

And what Demol is.

Okay?

You're lucky.

It's exactly the same.

Okay.

Yes, master.

I would like to... Come on, hurry up!

Do you want to pay?

Yes, what are you doing?

130, please.

Yes, the rest is for you.

Thank you very much.

But he hasn't paid yet!

Well, master, there's a lot of money everywhere.

Now there are only 600 mice missing.

Well, then we have to postpone the appointment.

It's not possible.

If we wait, it might be too late.

And what if we do a gas station again, huh?

Oh, no, please don't.

The number must have already spoken.

I've already sweated blood and water the last time.

And besides, I don't want to end up in prison because of you.

Then I'll keep it.

Oh.

I'm sure it will be a girl.

Or twins.

Or twins.

And if you don't have time for the little one, then I'll be careful.

We'll take it with us to dance, then I can always be

careful about it and give him the breast right away.

Oh, nonsense.

It was a guy who brought it in for us.

Then we have to get another one out.

And do you want to move out?

And this guy, he will not only pay for it, we will pay for the sins of all men.

How do you want to do that?

Oh.

Well, that's not particularly difficult.

All we need is a few clothes.

And your music guy will help us.

Peter, what does he have to do with it?

Is that what it will be?

Are you sure it's a dress?

Don't worry, the guys are all the same.

I'll show you.

I love the scent of her skin.

Which perfume do you use?

Let me guess.

And then what?

He will take advantage of the opportunity to squeeze his cheeks very close to yours.

And what do I do then?

The best thing to do is to wait for what he does to you.

Oh, that makes me totally exhausted.

Wait, wait, it goes on.

Because while he tells the beautiful stories, he focuses

on the fact that his small apparatus takes on a male size.

And when it has worked out at some point, he is proud like a peacock.

And then he pushes against it.

He makes his back round like a peacock and puts his belly

out like that just so you can see how crazy you make him.

If I understood that correctly, they do that like any normal man.

Yes, but there are also some who put up a few signs for it.

And then how does it go on?

Wait.

Wait.

Stop it, will you?

Sorry, my hand slipped out somehow.

You were right, that was probably nothing.

Tell me, Bernard, did you look at us?

I hope you liked it.

I hope you still know what you have to do.

It has to go absolutely smoothly.

So watch out.

Louis, let me in.

Yes, I'll get it back.

I have to call him.

Hurry up.

No, not at all.

Louis, I have to call him.

Let me in.

I have to call him urgently.

Wait a minute.

Wait a second.

I'm busy here.

How long are you going to keep me waiting?

As long as you get your legs out of your belly.

Listen, I'll call you back.

Someone is eating my cake.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

We have an appointment with Peter Jenkins.

Didn't he call you?

Is Peter there?

No, he's not there.

God, this stupid Bernard.

What a mess.

Listen.

I'm sorry, but I can't let you in.

But... But we have an appointment with him at 12.30.

Don't worry about it.

He always comes too late.

But listen, if he's not there... Yes, hello?

Jana Bertz?

Yes, Peter Jenkins is here on the line.

Three young ladies are coming.

They really should be waiting for me.

And...

Please be so kind and let them in.

Don't bother.

Hello?

Ah... I... I... I... I was stopped by a producer.

Yes.

Yes.

I have a short conversation with you now.

But then I'll jump into my car right away and come to you.

I'll be there in half an hour at the latest.

And offer the ladies a glass of champagne.

Oh, champagne.

Yes?

Okay, see you soon.

Oh, nice.

Okay.

Oh, champagne.

Oh, champagne.

Yes?

I like it here.

Shall we go?

Are you crazy?

They have something to do here.

Yes, for Betty.

Did you forget that?

Well, ladies?

A bottle of champagne, please.

Why?

We didn't order anything.

Monsieur Peter said they were invited.

Oh, of course.

Champagne.

Are you crazy?

Isn't that a little exaggerated?

Yes, of course.

I mean, what should Peter do with me?

Champagne.

See?

See?

Isn't that Eddie Mitchell back there?

Come on.

That's Eddie Mitchell.

Oh, that's him.

He smiled at me.

Of course.

He's Peter's friend.

He comes every evening.

Hey.

The sisters seem to be alone.

Aren't we a little alone too?

They look very cute.

Yes.

Something really crunchy to bite into.

Somehow they look like English women.

That wouldn't be funny.

I'm not good at English.

How they dress up, that can only be English women.

I'm going on a trip home, a box of red ones, if I get the blondes, eh?

They look a little stupid, don't you think?

Yes, but that's the kind of guy who lives in

Bessiers and carries all the money in his pocket.

That's exactly what we need.

And don't you blabber at home.

What do you think of us?

Hey, there's someone coming.

Good morning.

You, you, eh... ... ... ... ...

Oh, beautiful.

What kind of power is that?

Now he's also grabbing the wrong one.

What a mess!

You will...

...open Paris?

I...

...love your music.

Beatles.

And your princess.

And your queen Elizabeth.

Elizabeth.

And you are much... ...beautiful as a...

...Francoisin.

My... ...name George.

Yes, that's me.

Wait, are you a Francoisin?

Yes, why?

That's wonderful.

I'm also a Francoisin.

...Jose.

Hey, come here.

What's your name?

Caroline.

That sounds nice.

I'm asking for your skin.

Come back, come back.

Let me guess your perfume.

Excuse me, please.

I have new shoes on.

My feet hurt like hell.

I'm terribly sorry.

He really brought the number with the perfume.

A double second bite.

Well, it wouldn't have been so bad, but... ...you can hardly look out of her eyes.

Out of all the pores she has still stung hash.

Happiness in love, right?

...then I'll go for the brunette.

... ...

... ... ...

... ...

... ... ... ... ...

... ... ... ... ...

...

So, here's the 34.

It's my lucky number.

And what do you do for a living?

I sell chemical fertilizers.

Oh really?

That's great.

And do you sell a lot?

It's not a special thing.

Every time you eat a piece of bread, an apple, or a salad, then you can think of me.

Come on, sit down.

Come on.

Come on, sit down.

Champagne?

No, thanks.

Such a great cupboard.

And does the company belong to you?

No, no, the boss is American, but I've never seen him before.

He's lucky that he has me.

Great job, isn't it?

Oh yes.

Especially because of the human contacts.

I'll do it, I'll do it.

All right, I'll take off.

Don't you want to go under the shower?

Well, if you say so.

See you soon.

Hey, I thought you wanted to take off.

Weird, I don't know either, but I suddenly don't feel well.

We'll see each other again sometime.

Tell me, do you think I'm a fool?

Come on, do it, get out of here.

Leave it, or I'll scream.

You think you're incredibly clever, don't you?

Well, I've never seen anything like that, you old slut.

Come on, come on, just put me in.

I don't like that about you.

The big seducer is playing here, and then she wants to pinch you when it starts.

I often want to take off the clothes, but not with me.

No, that's not true.

What do you want from me?

Come on, boys, help me.

Here, let me put this little girl in.

We'll have that in a moment.

Yes, I'm just waiting.

Stop screaming, or I'll concentrate on you.

Do you think this will work?

Don't worry, she'll manage somehow.

What?

I really have to call my wife.

I'll... I'll tell her everything.

I think it's better that way.

Are you crazy?

We'll call a taxi for you.

And buy you a new dress.

And what about the money?

It's yours.

It fell out of your pocket.

Really, I'm sorry.

Are you crazy?

Are you going to open the whole house?

Why are you coming so late?

Yes.

I still have a hundred more for Betty.

Where did you get the money?

Well, don't you notice anything?

No.

Look.

I sold my boots to Bambi.

I traded for four hours.

I'll leave.

And... And you don't have to tell Betty about the boots.

That's not necessary, you know?

Then it's good for me.

You sold your boots?

I'll tell her.

Oh.

Oh.

You know what?

You really are a sweetheart.

Don't confuse me.

I mean, this is madness.

Good morning.

You know what?

I'm incredibly happy.

What kind of a mess is this?

What?

Where does all this money come from?

And what does this have to do with the clinic?

I don't know either.

Come on, get in.

Come on, get in.

You're going to explain to me very quickly what you've come up with.

You

see, it went well.

Yes.

Aren't you too broken?

No, no, it's okay.

Just a little pale.

Good, now we have to find a taxi.

Couldn't you have called someone?

I didn't think about it.

Listen.

Betty.

My poor Betty.

Why didn't you say it?

Why doesn't anyone ever tell me?

Listen, Dad.

Yes, I know.

It's not my fault.

It's not my fault.

I mean, it's not your fault.

Somehow it's also my fault.

Come on, let's go home.

Well, what is it?

Are you coming?

No, no, she has her motorbike with her.

She's taking me home.

All right.

But your friend Jérôme, he's going to have to deal with me.

He's going to hear something.

No, Dad.

He's already lost his job and... What?

Poor child.

Strange Heini.

Oh, yes, listen.

You haven't even told me how the evening went yesterday.

You didn't do anything with the guy, did you?

No, no, there was nothing else.

Oh, I see.

I got the money from my mother.

So, now I have to go home.

Goodbye.

May I come in?

Here, I've got something for you.

You're into her, aren't you?

How sweet of you.

I'm sorry.

Does it hurt that much?

No.

Just a little bit.

It was just so depressing.

A strange feeling.

It was actually terrible.

Did you think of me?

It's over and forgotten.

So what?

So you say things.

Something selfish.

May I give you a kiss?

Ciao.

Jérôme?

What are you going to do now?

I have a cousin in Marseille.

He offered me a job as a waiter.

I can write to him.

Well, where can I see the patient?

One second!

Oh, damn it!

Is this shell hot?

Watch out!

It's hot.

Betty, I thought about what you asked me.

I agree.

After the holidays you can stop going to school and go to work.

Thank you, dad.

Stop it!

Stop thanking yourself!

School is nonsense anyway.

Well, if you prefer to go fishing and let your boss pinch your ass...

Oh, dear God, do me a favor.

I wanted to... I was blind.

Listen, dad.

Yes, yes, I know, I don't understand anything about the youth.

But you'll see that I understand something about her.

Goodbye.

Bravo!

Come on!

i don't even know what you want.

...and she claims to be a new one.

That little thing here is from the house.

All right?

Mr. Jenkins, it is an honor for us to know you among us.

And tonight goes to our side, of course.

Thank you very much.

So then?

Hey, kids, listen up.

Peter will take me to Deauville for the weekend.

If you want, you can come with me.

So what?

Will you come with me or not?

Can I come with you?

The more intimate we are, the more it will be.

I won't come with you.

Why?

I have an exam on Monday.

Oh, stop with the nonsense.

We have always done everything together.

Don't start with something like that.

Together, yes?

Okay, we have done everything together.

Then we will also pass the exam together, right?

Now at least tell me how you got the money, kids.

We just gave it our best.

You hopefully didn't steal it.

No, we would never dare to do that.

You shouldn't believe me, I would have tried something too.

As soon as I found out, I went to my family.

And then I went to the bank and got a loan.

700 francs.

How do you like that?

Come on, let's go dancing, okay?

Here, you can give it back to your mother.

I don't need it anymore.

My mother has nothing to do with it.

But I didn't hate you that much.

You are a pig, do you know that?

A pig!

Tell me, it sounds like it.

If you have to pass so many exams, then you will be a pig.

Then you must have done a lot of exams.

Yes, 17 times for the driver's license.

But I always made it.

At some point I will make it.

Well, sweetie?

Dust in the blouse?

Go away, let me be happy.

Hey, listen.

Crying is rude.

Peter wants to go away with us to... to Duville.

We will eat oysters and shells and stuff.

Please, leave me alone.

You are really crazy.

When everything is okay, then you suddenly get a rattle.

I've never experienced something like that in my life.

Okay, I give up.

It's not very funny with you.

Okay, I understand.

Yes, okay, we'll get them.

Yes!

Very well, they are very well.

Yes!

Be careful.

Calm down.

Calm down.

In addition, on the day before a exam, to learn is useless.

We'll call immediately.

This is nonsense.

Your father won't allow this.

We can try.

Well, then we will go to you.

Stop, stop.

This is Catherine's father.

I want to talk to him.

Good afternoon, monsieur.

Is Catherine upstairs?

Catherine?

I'm not the housekeeper here.

Well, listen, you would like to know if your daughter is at home.

What kind of daughter?

I would have liked to have one, but I only have three boys.

Well, only boys.

That's your car, isn't it?

Yes, why?

Okay, then you are also Catherine's father.

Is that a fixed idea?

Tell me, your wife is the daughter of Jordes, isn't she?

I'm glad to hear that.

Yes, aren't you Monsieur Flaubert?

Not the bean.

Good afternoon, Monsieur Bruno.

Good afternoon.

Bruno?

Well, now I don't understand anything.

He says he's not your father.

Oh, come on, stop it.

That's impossible.

Go and ask the housekeeper.

Pardon, Monsieur.

Catherine Flaubert, she lives here in the house, doesn't she?

Flaubert?

I've never heard that name before.

I'm sorry.

But nonsense.

Long hair.

She's riding a moped, a red one.

Ah, you mean the little one with the red moped.

She always drives here in the morning, but she doesn't live here.

Ah, she's riding her rickshaw in here and out here.

I don't think she has them all.

Tell me.

What is it?

Catherine is a telephone girl at the university.

She's never seen a living room from the inside.

Anni is on the phone with the airport right now.

Thank you very much.

What is it?

Her mother works at the airport, but she's not a stewardess.

She works at the cleaning service.

They told me her address.

Hey, you, Zorro, come here.

I'm not Zorro.

I'm Superman.

Ah, Superman.

Tell me, do you know Madame Flapper?

The one from the plane?

Up there on the second floor.

Over there is her moped.

Do you really want to go to her?

Yes.

She's our friend, isn't she?

Well, I hope you know what you're doing, children.

You're not allowed to say anything anyway.

At least not from me.

I always knew.

You men don't understand anything about women.

No, no, Bernard, you can go on your own.

Wait a minute, I'll ring the doorbell.

Damn, this thing works.

Come on.

Madame Flapper?

Yes?

Good afternoon, Madame.

I'm Anni.

We're here to pick up Kathrin.

Ah, Anni.

Come in.

So, let me guess.

This is Betty, right?

And this is Susan.

Wait a minute.

Wait, I'll let you know.

Kathrin!

Yes, Mama?

She'll be very happy.

What's the matter?

Overstepped.

If you manage to get her off, I'll give you a moped.

You don't like that, do you?

Well, nothing against it.

Wait!

Hey, stop it!

What's going on with you?

Get away!

Hey, Anni!

Susan!

Anni!

But they don't even have a driver's license.

And?

Neither do I.

I just hope that they have enough petrol.

I don't understand.

What do they want to do?

Well, talk.

What do they have to tell each other?

Well, that they are adults now.

And that the children's stuff is over, and so on.

In any case, we won't find out.

We'll see.

That doesn't mean they won't get away.

It won't be easy to find them.

All right.

Let's go.

Let's go.

That's a good idea, right?

That's one way.

OK, I got it.

Go on!

I'll be back.

Tell me, how are you doing now?

What do you mean?

I have my exam tomorrow.

Your exam?

You may get no more than a quick goodbye, but don't you regret it.

At least you had a try.

And if you see it through, oh you're gonna find the truth.

So make the pieces fit.

Oh make the pieces fit.

Make the pieces fit.