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NARRATOR".
High noon in Gotham City...
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...on a day when the number 12
is to become an evil omen...
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...for all good citizens.
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Very good, Chief O'Hara. Impressive.
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Part of our new scientific
crime-fighting program, commissioner.
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It shows every art treasure in Gotham City...
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...so we can check them out
at a moment's notice.
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With this map
and improved criminal procedures...
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...we should be well on our way to putting
Gotham City's criminals behind bars.
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Never mind the bars, look to the stars.
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Not to mention Venus and Mars.
Ha-ha-ha!
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Mother McGinty, it's Joker.
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In police headquarters? The nerve.
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Naughty, naughty, commissioner.
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Let's keep your blue-coated buffoons
outside.
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What do you want here, Joker?
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Just passing the time.
As I did all those months in prison...
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...after those caped cabbageheads
were lucky enough to apprehend me.
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Luck had nothing to do with it, Joker.
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Your warped criminal mind is no match
for the wits of Batman and Robin.
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They'll outsmart you every time.
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A stroke of luck, I tell you. Agh.
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Well, in any event, I used my free time
to cultivate a new hobby.
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Astrology, the science of the stars...
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...the science of the future. Ha-ha-ha.
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Woo! Ha-ha-ha!
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Mustn't touch, chief. Oh, ho.
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My, what slow learners.
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Well, what have we here?
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This should go well with my star charts.
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Now, enough of this foolery.
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I've come to announce a new crime wave
for Gotham City.
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This is the first of the zodiac crimes.
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Look for 11 more,
and don't forget to keep score.
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Venus, my dear.
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Keep the stars out of your eyes, gentlemen.
Woo, ha-ha-ha!
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Going up, please.
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Mother McGee, he's gone.
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The nerve of the scoundrel.
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I think it's very nice you decided to try out
for the school band, Dick.
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Don't you think so, Bruce?
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Yes, Aunt Harriet.
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Very nice.
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The Batphone, sir.
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- What's that, Alfred?
-it's the Bat--
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That phone, sir.
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I suggest you take it in the study.
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I think maybe I'll practice my marching,
Aunt Harriet.
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- Yes, commissioner.
-I have bad news for you, Batman.
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That master of maudlin mockery is back.
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He just barged smack into this office.
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We'll be right there.
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The Joker again.
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To the Batpoles.
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Gosh, Bruce,
it's like trying to get away from an octopus.
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There it floated, in front of me nose.
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Dancing back and forth.
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I can imagine it looked quite mysterious,
Chief O'Hara...
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...but the principle behind the mechanism
is really quite simple.
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By magnetizing a steel rod...
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...and using the polarity of the steel girders
in this building...
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Joker could have balanced the rod in midair
by using a simple rheostat.
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But what did he mean
by all that talk about the stars?
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And the wave of 12 crimes he promised.
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And why steal our official rare art map?
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He may be planning a crime
for each sign of the zodiac.
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Holy astronomy.
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Aries, the Ram.
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Taurus, the Bull.
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Gemini, the Twins.
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Virgo, the Virgin.
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Libra, the Scales.
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Scorpio, the Scorpion, et cetera, et cetera...
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...ad infinitum.
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Ha. Just as I thought.
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A cleverly concealed two-way spy device.
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You mean the Joker could be listening to us
at this moment?
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JOKER".
Exactly, Boy Blunder. Ha, ha.
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- That's him.
- Speaking through my spy device...
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...which Batman detected as I expected.
Ha-ha-ha!
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But I warn you, Batman,
I don't feel rejected...
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...with a fortune in treasure still unprotected.
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However did you know the gadget
was here, Batman?
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Simple matter of deduction, Chief O'Hara.
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Joker would never come to this office
simply to steal a rare art map.
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Rare art map.
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R-A-M .
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Aries, the Ram, the first sign.
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Gosh, Batman,
you think he's already started?
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Whenever Joker's involved...
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...who knows when he started
or what he started.
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The caped crusaders don't know
what's in store for them.
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At long last,
I'll have them out of my way permanently.
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That's a long time, Joker.
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The proceeds from my zodiac crimes
will give me what I've always wanted.
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Complete control of Gotham City. Oh, yes.
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The caped crusaders
are now solidly star-crossed.
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Venus.
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Venus, will you stop bouncing?
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Your orders, Joker.
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A larcenous mind in a limber body.
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- We must stay trim.
-No.
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Batman's no fool.
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He's no match for me
with the stars as my guide.
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Oh, get the door, Mercury.
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Freight shipment. Collect.
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- Two thousand four hundred fifty dollars.
-What?
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Just pay him, Mercury.
Quick, give me a hand with this.
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Ha-ha-ha! Careful now. Careful.
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What's inside, Joker?
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Two thousand dollars is a lot of money.
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Oh, this merchandise is worth $2000.
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It's worth 200,000, you cheapskate.
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At least you could have sent me
a plane ticket.
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We had to get you into Gotham City
without anyone knowing about it, Pengy.
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Especially Batman.
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You better have something good cooked up
for that caped creep.
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Oh, don't you worry, Pengy.
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The pot's being put on the fire right now,
and Batman's in it.
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Oh, you are a man after my own heart, Joker.
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- Black, eh?
-Black as pitch.
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NARRATOR". Meanwhile, the caped crusaders
study a copy of the rare art map.
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There are dozens of places
the Joker could strike next.
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And we're not even sure he'll use the map
for his next crime.
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I have a hunch that's Joker calling for me.
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- May I, commissioner?
-Oh, please. Yeah.
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- Batman speaking.
-A clue, caped curmudgeon.
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Taurus, the Bull, is next on my show
and you'll soon be singing a song of woe.
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Taurus, the Bull. Do you think it's a trick?
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I don't think it's a trick, Robin.
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I don't think it's Taurus either.
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A song of woe. Gemini.
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- The Twins?
-Of course.
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Sing a song of woe.
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- I'm confused, Batman.
-Think, Chief O'Hara.
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Gotham City's current singing sensations...
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...are two young minstrels called The Twins.
Let's go, Robin.
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NARRATOR".
As in Joker's hideout, once more...
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That's delicious.
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Now, if my calculations are correct--
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And my calculations are always correct.
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Those masked muttonheads
may have jumped to the wrong conclusion.
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Right.
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Are you sure you can handle this, Pengy?
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What? Those booted buttinskies
are no match for the Penguin.
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I'll slice them to slivers.
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I'll pound them to pieces.
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I'll dice them to driblets.
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Now, as soon as Pengy jumps in,
you cut out, Venus...
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...and join me you-know-where.
-Right, Joker.
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Oh, let me at them.
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I'll fix their hash
and I'll grind them into masked meatballs.
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Undoubtedly the Twins rehearsing
for tonight's performance.
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Perhaps another time
might be more appropriate for that, Robin.
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Oh, sorry.
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You are The Twins?
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That's what the sign says, man.
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How can we smooth your path?
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We came here to warn you.
Someone is after you.
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Like, we know that, Wonder Boy.
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We're referring to a criminal threat. Joker.
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Forget that canary, Batman.
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You're up against the Black Bird of Prey.
Waugh, Waugh!
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Penguin.
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There he goes, Robin. After him.
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We're off.
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So long, dynamic dunderheads.
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Enjoy your ride on the Joker's boom bug.
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Well, now, so these here...
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...are them there fabulous Twins.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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Named for their identical size,
cut and brilliance.
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And they're only $250,000, for the pair.
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Aw, get them for me, Daddy, huh?
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I always did like little purties.
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Well, now, Bella-Mae Sue, if it is gonna
pleasure you, why, sure. Ha, ha.
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Son, fetch over your guards.
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I wanna walk these diamonds out of here
safe-like. Ha-ha-ha.
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Of course, sir. Uh, Pinkerton. Burns.
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These here the only policemen
you got on the premises, sugar?
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Yes. Just these two, but they're picked men.
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Well, in that there case,
I'll just fetch out my money.
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- May I borrow your comb, Alfred?
-Yes, sir.
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So while Penguin was leading us
on a wild-goose chase...
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...Joker was stealing the real Twins.
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I'm afraid so, Robin.
But with the help of the Bat-analyst...
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...we should be back on Joker's trail.
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Thanks to Venus' wig.
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You know, Batman,
she seemed like a nice girl in that costume.
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I suspect she is a nice girl, down deep...
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...but she's fallen in with bad companions.
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And who knows what her home life
was like?
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Now, as soon as the Bat-analyzer
determines the components of that wig...
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...we can trace it and then--
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- We nail Joker.
-Aha.
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Ah.
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Yes. The wig is 98 percent human hair...
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...backed up by the finest silk.
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There's only one high-fashion shop
in Gotham City...
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...that has this quality of coiffeur.
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Harry's Hair Lair.
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Harry and Bruce Wayne
belong to the same golf club.
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Perhaps Harry can supply
the address we need.
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And then under cover of darkness...
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- Batman.
-ls Joker here?
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Venus...
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...how did a nice girl like you
get mixed up in an ugly business like this?
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The Joker says I'm very useful.
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He says I'm his right-hand girl.
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Why don't you throw him over?
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What's he ever done
besides get you into trouble?
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You mean rat on my friends?
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Criminals have no friends, Venus.
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Help us get Joker and I'm sure the authorities
will take that into account at your trial.
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No, Batman.
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I may be felonious, but I'm no fink.
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I'm pleased to see
that you have standards, Venus...
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...albeit unlawful ones.
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However, in this case,
your loyalty is misguided.
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From your reaction, Venus,
I would say that is no idle call.
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- Hello?
- Hello? Where's the Joker?
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Penguin.
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He stepped out for a few moments.
May I take a message?
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Tell him everything's set for tonight.
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Would you have any more details?
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He knows all the details.
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And tell him I want a 50-50 split.
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No fast ones.
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Mm, Waugh.
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Venus...
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...when two arch-criminals
like Penguin and Joker...
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...combine their criminal talents...
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...people are likely to get hurt.
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Innocent people.
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Won't you help us, Venus?
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All right.
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I'll do it for you, Batman.
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I don't know what the Joker plans,
but I do know where.
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And I'll take you there.
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You who have dreams
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If you act, they'll come true
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Joker didn't give you any hint
as to what he planned?
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No, Batman.
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00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:00,896
All I know
is that he's meeting the Penguin here.
245
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:04,483
If you have a soul and a spirit
246
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:09,279
Stay here. Come on, Robin.
247
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:13,200
- All right, Pengy, let her rip.
-Bombs away. Waugh, waugh!
248
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:15,410
Sounds like the Penguin.
249
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:18,413
- Look out, Robin.
- You're on target, Pengy.
250
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:21,542
- Hit them again. Woo, hoo, hoo!
-Waugh, Waugh, waugh!
251
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:51,405
They crawl and they crawl to the floor
252
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:55,534
And there's nothing in the world
253
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,579
All right, tonsils, ransom time. Let's go.
254
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,539
Help! I'm being kidnapped!
255
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,708
- Police!
-Ah, ha-ha-ha!
256
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,253
- Let's go, Venus.
-No.
257
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,797
- Come on, Venus.
-No.
258
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:23,729
I said come on.
259
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,814
Joker, don't leave me.
260
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,859
Come back, you fish-headed fink.
261
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:31,570
So it is Penguin.
262
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:35,032
- What are you doing out of prison?
-I needed a little change of air.
263
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,411
- You think you'll get it helping the Joker?
-Oh, that pasty-faced felon ran out on me.
264
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,372
There's never honor
among thieves, Penguin.
265
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:44,291
You, of all people, should know that.
266
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:47,294
Well, at least I helped him make fools
of you two.
267
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:50,589
He got the Lion and the Crab
in one fell swoop.
268
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,008
Holy terminology, Batman. He's right.
269
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:56,637
Leo Crustash.
Leo, the Lion and crustacean for the Crab.
270
00:18:56,845 --> 00:19:00,932
Joker did get the Lion and the Crab,
but we have Penguin.
271
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,769
That should make Warden Crichton
quite happy.
272
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,313
Waugh! Waugh, waugh, waugh.
273
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:11,443
A picture of the Virgin Bereaved...
274
00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:14,029
...one of Gotham City's
most valuable art treasures.
275
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,990
Worth nearly a cool million,
according to experts.
276
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,117
And most certainly, Joker's next target.
277
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:23,246
It's the only item on this map
that even resembles Virgo, the Virgin.
278
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:27,209
Virgo, the next sign
on the Joker's criminal zodiac.
279
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:32,547
It's time for us to make a horoscope, Robin.
280
00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:39,096
I predict that within the hour,
Joker will be at the museum.
281
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,139
And I predict we'll be waiting for him.
282
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:45,686
It's been quite an evening so far,
but, uh, boy, will he see stars.
283
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:13,296
Every guard's been alerted to let Joker in
but not out.
284
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,340
Gosh, this is sure a good place...
285
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,551
...for his total eclipse.
-Mm.
286
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,889
Well met by moonlight, Batman.
287
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,599
As per my calculations...
288
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:27,811
...on my terms and at my convenience.
289
00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:29,771
- Ha-ha-ha.
-The odds are all even, Joker.
290
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,064
Two against two.
291
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,066
Even, my erroneous urchin?
292
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,193
Let me cast you a horoscope.
293
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:40,782
Instead of two, you'll discover seven
about to give you a free trip to heaven.
294
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,853
Ha, ha.
295
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:56,691
First class fencing, Batman. Ha-ha-ha. Sorry.
296
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,611
- For what?
-My unexpected ally.
297
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:02,197
Venus unobserved.
298
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:12,207
Throw it, you ninny.
299
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:18,255
- Throw it.
-Sorry, caped crusaders.
300
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,851
The stars demand a sacrifice.
301
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:32,769
To the altar of the sun.
302
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,073
Comfy, boys'?
303
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:47,284
Couldn't we call it off, Joker?
304
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:51,079
Mercy to a brave foe and all that?
305
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:53,957
You're losing your nerve, Venus,
which is a shame.
306
00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:56,793
But you're also losing your senses,
which is criminal.
307
00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:58,169
Hold her.
308
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:05,218
Batman, I realize right now,
I've made a terrible mistake.
309
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,178
Repentance is better late than never.
310
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,889
Ew.
311
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,683
You're making me ill. Ugh!
312
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:14,936
Now I must cancel your horoscopes,
caped crusaders.
313
00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:18,899
The moment of occlusion is at hand.
Ha, ha. Look up.
314
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:24,362
A century ago,
that stone dropped from the heavens.
315
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:28,533
At dawn, it will fall again onto your heads.
316
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,995
Ha-ha-ha! Mercury, the thermite.
317
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:34,205
- Fiend!
-Yes.
318
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,666
I'll set that miniature solar system
in motion...
319
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:39,920
...with a thermite bomb
attached to the planet Saturn.
320
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:43,924
When it comes around,
the thermite will burn through the cable...
321
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:47,135
...depositing the meteorite
onto your dunderheads.
322
00:23:54,643 --> 00:23:58,563
Bring her along. She'll recover
her criminal senses. Ha, ha!
323
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,024
Goodbye, dynamic duo.
324
00:24:01,232 --> 00:24:03,568
I predict a falling out.
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