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[Meow!]

[Gasp]

Aah!

[Gasp]

Aah!

Unh!

Unh!

Unh!

Oh! Oh!

Aah!

Father?

Dee Dee, my child...

Father!

[Echoing]

[People groaning]

[Footsteps]

Hey, you guys, that wasn't very nice.

You know, this block is my territory.

Go break things on your own block. You all should be ashamed.

What do you have to say for yourselves?

Uh, dad, don't you think you're overreacting?

It's only a little coffee.

Yeah, but it was pretty hot, you know.

[All talking at once]

And this was my favorite nightie,

and they got coffee all over it.

Both: And they broke our favorite mug.

And they hurt my cat.

This can't go on!

We cannot stand by and watch

as our neighborhood is overrun by these--these vandals!

They must be hunted down and destroyed

like the dogs that they are!

Dad, you can't do that!

I can't? Oh, well...

Then we should have a contest or something.

[All talking at once]

Good idea.

Oh, yeah.

A contest. That would be nice.

Dad, voice-over: "Dear jerks,

"you are cordially invited to a contest of skill

to decide the fate of the neighborhood."

Ok. The rules are: You both get a side of the street.

Whoever lands the most newspapers on the porch

wins the neighborhood. Are you ready?

Go!

Aww! Aww! Aww!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Aww! Aww! Aww!

[Crunching]

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Hey, they're on the last house, and the score is even.

Come on, Dee Dee. Land one on the porch for daddy.

The whole neighborhood is counting on you!

Huh? Oh, ok.

Hurray! Yeah! Hurray!

[Soft music playing]

[Crash]

Yay! Yay! Yay!