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Newsreel narrator: Welcome toamerica and you,

where together we will travel

through the pages of American history

and rediscover ourselves.

From when he started in 1927,

it took gutzon borglum 14 years

to sculpt this legendary landmark

in the hills of south Dakota.

Here we see gutzon working on the lips of Lincoln.

The great memorial stands

more than 5,725 feet above sea level.

Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Lincoln--

the 4 presidents on mount rushmore--

represent the nation's finest ideas

as they were shaped in our first 150 years

and that we have lived by ever since.

And so, as the inscription on the mountain reads...

Well, class, does anybody have any questions

about the film we just saw? Yes, Timothy?

What would happen if two of the heads

were brought to life by some mad geniuses

and were let loose to destroy all that we have created

in one action-packed battle?

Nonsense, Timothy.

Things like that can't happen nowadays.

Yes, Dexter?

I am sorry to argue with you, Mr. Luzinski,

but this bringing to life of inanimate objects

is very possible indeed.

All you need to do is simply implant

some tripolar frankensteinian electrodes

and apply 25,000 volts of electromagnicity.

Then the inanimate object will come to life

and carry out any order of destruction

that a mad genius could possibly have.

Was that a bipolar electrode?

No, no, mandark. A tripolar.

Hee hee! Oh, yeah, right. Thank you.

Ha ha ha!

♪ Oh, cherry tree, oh, cherry tree ♪

♪ oh, you are so pretty ♪

Mandark: Hey, Dexter, can we lend you a hand?

No, thank you. I have everything under...

Control.

Dexter, I'd like to introduce you

to our nation's first president-- George Washington.

Say hello, George.

Aah!

All right, George,

what do you say we cross the Delaware?

[Panting]

How am I ever going to stop that huge behemoth?

Hi, Dexter! Penny for your thoughts?

I'm thinking of Lincoln.

Thank you, Dee Dee.

Now get out of my lab! I have work to do.

Mandark: Take that! And that! And some of that, too!

Computer: Dexter, approaching mount rushmore.

5, 4,

3, 2, 1.

Dexter: And now the final touch.

President Lincoln, I have just elected you

to kick George Washington's butt.

Ahh...

Now with Dexter out of the picture,

I can finally enjoy some peace and quiet.

Uh, George, would you mind moving?

You're blocking my sun.

Hey, George, what did i-- hey, what the--

Dexter: 4 score and a little while ago,

you brought forth on this continent

a new giant conceived in evil

and dedicated to destroying my lab,

and now I, Dexter, am here to settle this score.

Meet my good friend

president Abraham Lincoln.

George!

Mandark: You know, of course, Dexter,

you have no chance to beat the first American president.

I beg to differ.

That's it, Dexter. Put 'em up!

Ha! That punch probably broke

your wooden dentures.

Not quite, for you see, Dexter,

I've made a few modifications.

Very good, mandark,

but I, too, have made some modifications.

That's it, Dexter. Playtime is over. Jet boots on!

Jet pack on!

Hmm. It seems that we are evenly matched.

Yes. I cannot tell a lie.

You are a worthy opponent.

Wait.you tell a lie?

Never.

Me neither.

"Honest Abe"-- that's what they call me.

What?! What?!

Hey, Lincoln, what is with the speeches?

Let's get back to the action.

Yeah, come on, Washington. Stop the small talk

and get back to the punching.

Lincoln: Sorry, boys. These two presidents have had it.

Now, how about we get us a couple of drinks?

Hey, come back here!

Hey, you guys are supposed to serve your country!

Come back here and fight!

Woman: Timothy, why don't you go outside and play?

Timothy: I-is it safe?

Well, of course, dear.

[Humming]

[Footsteps approaching]

Aah!