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People ask, where do you get your ideas?
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Right here.
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All this is my magician's toy shop.
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I'm Ray Bradbury, and this is...
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You take care. You hear?
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Grandma,
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you're not staying down.
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He's back.
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That's my favorite pastry cook and
defender and protector.
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Protector? What is in the box?
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Presents.
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With Grandma.
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Upstairs, Tom, in her room.
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Counting her money?
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Where's that damn dog?
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Well, with her, I guess.
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Good. Look.
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She sicced him on me again.
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Old folks defect funny sometimes.
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Hilarious.
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What the heck, Liddy? It's her house.
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Let her do what she wants to do.
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And this is for the house. This is my
contribution.
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Say hello to Mr. Munson.
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Mr. Who?
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He eats these.
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We have got a super -powered kitchen
garbage eater guaranteed to chew up
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anything.
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I got these bones to test it out.
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Well, it must have cost a lot.
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Where'd you get the money?
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You're not the only person that works
around here.
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I did a job for Hoagie yesterday.
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And he paid you with this?
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I am looking for a new job.
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Honest. It was not my fault that
Mulligan's house flooded. His pipes were
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than he is.
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Hey, you're still my favorite plumber.
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It was real sweet of you to bring Mr.
Muncher home.
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He's lovely.
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Lovely? Wait until you see this guy eat.
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Hey, Spot, look at him.
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You bite the hand that feeds you.
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See, you got a lion in the house now.
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Hear that, Cat?
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Yes, sir. A real live lion.
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Hear a purr?
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He's hungry.
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Thank you.
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I brought dinner for you, sweetheart.
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Just shove it in.
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Grandma, I am sorry.
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You're sorry? I'm sorry. The dog is
sorry, and you should say the cat.
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Grandma, it's only Mr. Muncher. He's a
garbage disposal.
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Tom got it for me.
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No, for me.
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To scare me. To frighten me.
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Put me in mind of a heart attack.
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Well, you took a heart pill, didn't you?
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Oh, yes. I'm eating one right now.
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A lot of good it'll do me if he's hell
-bent to scare me to death.
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You tell her, Spot.
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There, you see? Heart attacks.
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Grandma, now listen.
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Tom loves you dearly.
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He loves my house, my antiques, and my
mattress full of money. That's what he
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loves dearly.
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No, you've got it all wrong.
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And we both worry about all your money
in your room.
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Well, you should think about a bank.
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Or maybe about spending some on the
house.
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I mean the bathroom, Grandma.
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I decide what I do with my own money in
my own house. I have plans for it.
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And if you had married a responsible
man, you would be in your own place now.
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Grandma, listen.
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Look, I'm sorry I let the machine get
out of hand.
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Too late for sorry.
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What do you call that damn machine?
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You know me. I'm always joking.
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Look, you'll love it when you get to
know it. It's just like a big house pet.
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You know, I always wanted a lion. Well,
now we got one.
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How about that?
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Morning, ma 'am. Fine day.
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Yeah, sure is.
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Thanks.
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Honey?
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Shouldn't you get dressed for your
interview?
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It's not until 11.
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What's the mail?
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A couple bills for us and a letter for
Grandma.
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Good luck. You will slay them. I know.
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Wow.
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Fellas. Is Grandma planning you a
vacation?
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Grandma, Liddy's gone to work.
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You should try it.
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The mailman left you a letter. Looks
real important. I thought you might want
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see it right away.
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Shove it under the door.
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Sure thing, Grandma.
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Not it, Grandma.
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Now, you better take care with our new
friend, or he could chew your paws off,
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Spot, or he could chomp your tail off,
Mary Bell.
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And you, it wouldn't even be anything if
you left, Sing Sam.
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Grandma, it's a lovely day. You really
should come down and fair -load your
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And Mr. Muncher.
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See? He's even purring for you.
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Fee -fi -fo -fum.
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I smell the blood of an Englishman.
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Be she alive or be she dead, I'll...
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Her bow and make my bread
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run ahead.
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Make sure it's safe.
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They're all right.
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Swallowed. Poor Sam. Sing, Sam.
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Sing. Grandma.
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Mom. Look, the hand cage door had come
loose before.
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You'll be back.
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Then what is this?
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One feather, Grandma. One.
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And I'm next.
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You.
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He's out to grind my bones and steal my
money.
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One day you'll come back from the market
and I'll be gone. And you'll never see
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Grandma again. You know where they'll
unpack my bones? Grandma. Goodbye,
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Grandma.
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So long, forever.
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There's the hound of hell now.
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Seeing Sam, is he gone?
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Where, Lord help us?
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Did you?
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I cleaned his cage.
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The door must have come loose again,
that's it.
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Murderer! I am worried about her heart.
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Grandma, Sam's fine, I'm sure of it.
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Murderer! Assassin!
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Grandma, I love singing, Sam. I love all
of you.
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You love my money!
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But you're never gonna get it, so scram!
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It's us against him now, sweethearts.
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Poor little Liddy.
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She doesn't understand.
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Courage. That's what we need.
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Courage, huh, Spot?
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Is that right, Mary Bell?
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Courage.
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Fee -fi -fo -fum. I smell the blood
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of an Englishman. Be she alive or be she
dead,
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I'll grind her bones to make my bread.
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Grandma, how are you this morning?
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I'll just tidy up downstairs.
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You know, take care of the animals.
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Should be off in 15 minutes.
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Be brave, my darling. Be brave.
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There's a good hook there's a good cat
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I'm sorry!
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I think that she'll never see Bonnie or
Maribel again.
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You can't believe that, Liddy.
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Well, when an old lady's dog and black
cat disappears, and when she finds a
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piece of fur next to the garbage eater,
she's entitled to think something might
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be wrong.
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Can't you see what she's doing?
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I mean, she's getting crazier by the
minute.
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She put that fur by the sink.
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Look, she's trying to turn you against
me.
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And it's working.
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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Who have you swallowed, Mr. Muncher?
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What is in your fat belly down there?
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My little babies.
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Grandma is here.
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You just have to wait a little while
longer.
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What's this, Grandma?
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Five hundred dollars.
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Go on, take it.
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But why?
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I want you and Tom to spend a weekend at
the lake.
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I need some time alone to mourn for my
sweet baby. And I have some business to
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take care of.
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Business?
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I'm establishing a Spot and Mary Bell
Memorial Foundation at the Felix and
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home.
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She flipped.
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I'll pack.
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Thanks, Grandma.
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Would you come home, Bill Bailey?
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Would you come home?
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You just have to trust me, babies.
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Boom, boom, boom.
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Nice joke, huh?
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Not bad.
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Not bad.
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I left Liddy shopping at the mall.
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Told her I left my favorite fishing
lures. Can you believe that?
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Lures. I can believe it.
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Yeah.
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They should be around here somewhere.
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Yeah, here they are.
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So, Grandma, I hear you're going east.
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That's funny. I heard you went west.
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You know, Liddy, I like this Mr.
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Muncher. He's a fine fellow.
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Morning!
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That was some roaring, ma 'am.
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Sure was.
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You want to see?
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Come on in. The house is empty. They're
all gone.
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Your granddaughter and her husband?
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Scabbards!
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I thought they were sort of permanent
residents.
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The Lord works in mysterious ways.
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muncher, the lion in my house.
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Say howdy to the postman, Leo.
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