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All right, I'll see you tonight.
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Hey, y 'all. Hey.
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I am so excited. My old high school
friend Carla Sampson is coming to town
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tonight, and then Del and I are throwing
her a surprise naughty girl party.
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What? I don't know. What's a naughty
girl party?
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See, it's when the girls get together,
and we dress naughty and act naughty. Uh
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-uh. Hey.
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Here, what's this?
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Sketches for my new men's line. You
like?
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Baby, these are good.
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But if it's for a man, you might want to
go with less feathers around the neck.
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Oh, Mama, you have to see it in person.
What I really need is a cute male model
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to help my vision come to life.
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Ooh, and I know just the right man.
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Hey, boo.
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I said cute, Mama.
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department. Do you know anything about
this?
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Travel to Barcelona?
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Bang. Wow.
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As a member of SMC's men's faculty
choir. This sounds cool, Professor.
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Yeah. Too bad your singing sounds like a
cat drowning.
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What do you know? You're a rapper.
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Shaquan, please tell me you saved
SpongeBob Marathon on TiVo.
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Goodie. Okay, I'm leaving.
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Kim,
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I need a favor.
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That'll be a hundred bucks.
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But you don't even know what it is.
You're right. Two hundred bucks.
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Look, Kim, I need a vocal coach.
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I'm trying to go to Spain with the men's
choir.
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Okay, I won't charge you if you wear one
of my creations to your audition.
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Okay, fine.
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And if you make it, you have to wear it
to Spain.
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Okay. And then you have to give me an A.
What?
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I did good.
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I was just playing.
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That's hard to get it, get it. Get it,
get it.
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Oh, remember that last naughty girl
part? that Carla threw. Girl, that
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naughty. That was downright nasty.
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All right, now y 'all better get it
started. Y 'all better get it started.
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Nikki,
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how you guys going to have a naughty
girl party and not invite Dirty Gertie?
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Because we don't like you.
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And we're throwing this little get
-together for Carla Simpson.
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which gave me an F, which messed up my
school records, which made me lose that
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full scholarship to Howard University
and a chance to marry a future prominent
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doctor, have his two babies, and a
lovely house on a hill in Virginia.
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Girl, cheat or not, that wasn't going to
happen.
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Gary, you need to squash that people
caller. Girl, life gets too short. And
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can either stay or leave. The choice is
yours.
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Well, I'm leaving.
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Oh, good.
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I have a very special delivery for Miss
Carla Sampson.
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Well, she's not here yet, but you can
give us a little take.
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Okay. Come on, let me peek in that
package.
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I changed my mind.
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Well, maybe she a nut.
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That's true.
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I'm a minister.
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No, really.
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I'm a minister.
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So when I got the offer to come home and
be pastor of Mount Zion, I was so
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excited. Well, I can't believe you, of
all people, went and got religious
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honors. God, that's a miracle.
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It's more than that, Nick. It's about my
personality. personal relationship with
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God. And if he can change me, surely
there's hope for the rest of y 'all.
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Well, girl, you got any other big
surprises for us? I do. I have a 12
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son. Oh, my God.
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I don't care if you are a minister. If
the father is a doctor and you have a
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house in Virginia, I'm going to slap you
silly.
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That's it.
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Dirtiest house you to leave.
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This ain't over, Carla.
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See you later.
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Kemp, thank you so much for helping me.
Yeah, yeah, let's get down to business.
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Look, Professor, I have a miracle to
work, so we don't have time to wait. All
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right. What's the cotton for?
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Hello, I've heard you sing.
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Look, Professor, I need to know if you
are tenor or baritone, so why don't we
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start with do, re, mi? Oh, okay.
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Do.
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No.
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Maybe we should try something simple.
Repeat after me.
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No.
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Now you try.
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No!
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honored to be here and thank god for the
opportunity to serve as your new pastor
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now we're in a new season of change and
how
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many of us know that when something
doesn't change it doesn't grow
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excuse me church
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reverend samson but something ain't
right in my
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head, sister.
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True confession is good for the soul.
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Brothers and sisters, just recently our
pastor attended a naughty girl party.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hosted by a certain sister in this
church who shall remain nameless.
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Gertie, get your head.
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Sister Gertie, you know I can explain.
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What are you talking about, Gertie? You
were there, too.
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You're missing my point.
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I'm not the one trying to be the pastor.
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You relax, Gertie. It was just a party.
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And did I mention that she has a child
out of wedlock with a married man?
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Is that true, Pastor?
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Gertie, you know you're wrong.
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No, I'm right.
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And I just thought they needed to know
who's leading this flock.
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And I, for one, don't intend to follow.
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Sit down.
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I was just going to the bathroom. Well,
then hold it. Yeah.
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Rough work down the
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job, huh? Oh, amen to that.
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For what it's worth, you delivered a
good message.
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Yeah, girl, you can really preach.
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Thanks, but this isn't the way I
expected to start my ministry.
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I explained my situation to the
selection committee, and they were fine
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As they should be.
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You're not the same person anymore.
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Yeah, all that's in the past.
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Well, evidently, the congregation
thought otherwise.
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Maybe just a few. Oh, come on, Nick.
That was more than half of the
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congregation. I bet it was a liquor game
on the day.
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Let's keep it real.
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They just weren't feeling me.
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Carla, they'll come around.
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I'm not so sure.
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Girl, we got you.
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It's 2 .30 in the morning.
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And we're late.
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Late for what?
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Your next lesson, I want to work out
your vocal cords while they're fresh.
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Kim, my voice and my body are tired.
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Well, a quick run on the beach should
energize you.
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We have to run?
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Not we.
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You. I already know how to sing.
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Look, I'm not running anywhere except
back to bed.
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Now lock the door on your way out.
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Oh.
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I hear Barcelona's beautiful around this
time of the year.
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Come on, Professor. We both need each
other. I need to get my designs out
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and you need that free trip to Spain.
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All right.
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I'll get my running shoes.
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And while you're out, get me some Krispy
Kremes.
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Hey, Carla, come on in. Hey, Nick.
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Have a seat.
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Nick, I think I made a mistake taking
the job at Mount Zion.
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What do you mean?
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Some people can't see past the person I
was.
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And I don't want to cause them to
stumble in their walk with God.
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Carla, you have a true calling on your
life.
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Please let a few people drive you away.
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But that's just it.
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I don't know if this is where God called
me to be or if it was just where I
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wanted to be.
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Well, only he can tell you.
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Have you prayed for a sign?
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I think the blow -up at church was a big
enough sign.
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I thought the sign was to get rid of
Gertie.
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You know, you're such a good friend,
Nick.
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But I didn't come here to disrupt the
church.
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I think it's best that I leave Mount
Zion.
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Please, Carla, before you do that,
promise me you'll pray on it.
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What are you doing here? Oh, I came to
cheer you on. What's wrong with your
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voice?
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I'm saving it. Smart.
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You forgot this.
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Hey, y 'all.
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And this.
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Too much?
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Okay, no hand.
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Maybe you should do a quick warm -up
before they call you.
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You and your ridiculous idea to have me
run in cold air.
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Well, maybe your voice will come back.
With any luck, they'll call you last.
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Stanley Ogilvie.
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Here goes my ticket to Spain.
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No, wait, wait, wait. I have an idea.
Oh, please, no more with your idea.
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Come on, follow me.
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Professor Ogilvie, this is a solo
audition.
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He knows it.
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And who are you?
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Kim Parker, vocal coach and fashion
designer.
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Professor Ogilvie worked real hard for
this audition.
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In fact, so hard, he lost his singing
voice.
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Well, perhaps you can help him find it.
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Wait a minute.
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I have his voice right here on this
tape.
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Listen, please.
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Oh, sorry.
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Are we on that show, Punk'd?
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I can't explain.
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No,
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no, I can't explain.
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I'm sorry I wasted your time.
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And I'm sorry I ever met you.
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Wait, Professor Ogilvie. Would you mind
telling us where you found that fabulous
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cape?
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Yeah, the cute little hat to go with it,
but he didn't want to wear it.
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Well, if it helps, I love it.
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Lady, your designs are extraordinary.
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Are you available to travel with the
choir stylist?
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What?
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I'm going to Spain.
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I'm not going to get drunk.
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Well, do what you got to do.
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I'm here to tell you that Jesus is on
the main line.
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Tell him what you want.
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Jesus, make Deacon Jones sit down,
please.
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Yes, I tell you, God is good all the
time. And all
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the time, God is good.
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Because he's just good.
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Uh -huh, that's right.
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I don't want to grow red.
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Now, I was going to ask y 'all to turn
your Bibles to the book of Pesach.
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Tell me he did not just say Pesach.
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But it appears that I have left mine in
the car.
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So I'll be right back.
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Pray amongst yourselves.
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Church, there's something I'd like to
say.
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What? You leaving the church?
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No. But because of your pettiness,
someone else has.
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Last week, some of you had the nerve to
walk out on a wonderful sister who was
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sent here to be a blessing. A blessing?
She was a fast and sinful heathen. Oh,
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well, since we're calling out other
people's sins, Gertie, why don't you
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about... How'd you got that free cable?
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Brother Carter, don't you laugh too
hard.
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My girl Shari tells me you're a regular
down at the Pink Pussycat.
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Now, in a short time, Carla Sampson was
here.
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She opened her heart to the people of
this church.
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And it's a shame we couldn't do the same
for her.
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I don't blame her for walking out.
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Because it was truly his grace that
saved this wretch.
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As you know, Mount Zion, I was going to
leave.
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But a good friend reminded me to check
with God first.
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And I did.
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And he reminded me that I was called
here to minister.
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So I'm going to stay here and trust God.
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And if I touch at least one life, then
it's worth it.
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touch me well she hasn't done a thing
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for me come on y 'all I know I'm not
alone
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Gertie
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when we hide unforgiveness in our hearts
then we become bitter and
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when we've done someone wrong we're to
ask for forgiveness
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So in front of all these people and the
Lord, I want to apologize for hurting
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you so long ago.
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Will you forgive me?
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Dirty, open up your heart.
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Yes, I forgive you. Thank you.
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Reverend Carla has a good word for us
today.
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Oh, glory.
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Welcome home, Carla.
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Today's message is the beauty of
forgiveness.
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Amen.
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Evidently the congregation thought
otherwise.
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They did.
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