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Oh, that's tea. Oh, no, no, no. That
ain't tea. Okay, great.
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What? Hey, ladies.
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The guys and I were just on our way to
get a little practice in before the big
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softball game.
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Not that we need any practice.
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Yeah, because when our frat beats your
sores this year, that's going to be
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what, six years in a row?
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Yeah. I'm surprised you didn't count
that high, Spud.
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Oh, that's nothing. I can count to a
hundred.
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Another surprise.
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I wouldn't be so damn cocky, T.
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Now, these sisters here are fierce.
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They know how to lay it down, right,
Kim?
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15, 16.
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I'm ready.
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Hey, boo.
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Is that a baseball bat or are you just
happy to see me? I will use it if I have
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to. I didn't know you were playing.
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Shoot, the professor's going to start
and catch her. I'm going to play.
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The game is only for frat and sorority
members.
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And I'll settle for just playing with
you.
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Let me go, adult.
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Come on, guys.
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See you, ladies.
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And don't feel too bad about the game.
You can't help it if you play like
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Just once, I would like to beat them.
It's not going to happen. You suck.
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Come on now, what kind of attitude is
that?
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It's our team motto.
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Oh, no, wait a minute.
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I was a really good ball player in high
school.
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I could coach you guys if you want me
to.
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Sure, why not?
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Yeah, it's fine with me, Kim.
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98, 99, 100!
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but it was on the field next hour.
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Well, at least the game was for a good
cause. It's for charity.
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If it were really charity, they wouldn't
make us play.
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Hey, Sorors.
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Uh, where were you, Regina? You
mispracticed, if you want to call it
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I was busy making sure that we win.
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You slept with the whole team?
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Like that would work.
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You know, my little miscreant, look it
up.
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Oh, goody, I love Jerry.
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Oh, and there she is now. Over here,
Jenny.
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Everyone, this is a friend of mine,
Jenny Finch.
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She's a member of the United States
Olympic softball team and AAA's pitcher
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the game.
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Women, she's in your sorority?
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No, but according to the rule book, each
team is allowed one player who's a non
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-Greek. We have a Greek in our sorority?
Who?
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Not the coach, is she?
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No, no, no.
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I am. And welcome to the team. Thanks
for helping us out. I'm happy to do it.
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love playing against men.
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You see, there is a God, and she's a
woman.
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Oh, here come the knuckleheads now.
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Hey, ladies, the guys and I were
thinking, just to make the game a little
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we'll agree to play with our opposite
hands.
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Would that be the hand that keeps you
company on Saturday night?
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Keep it up. We may not be so easy on you
in the game.
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Oh, well, would you like to make a
friendly little wager?
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What? You want to bet us on the game?
What happened? Get Bean in practice?
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Oh, of course, if you're afraid.
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Okay.
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What are we talking about?
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If we win, your frat gets to be our
flunkies for the week. If you win, we're
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yours.
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All right.
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You got yourself a bet.
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I'm going to make you my love slave.
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Yeah, that'll take all of 30 seconds.
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Hey, Professor, get this. The stores
here just bet us on a game.
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Oh, please.
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They're not that dumb.
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With maybe one exception.
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How about we make our own private wager?
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Now, if AAA wins, you take me to Vegas
for the weekend.
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And if you lose?
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I'll take you to Vegas for the weekend.
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So you see, it's a win -win situation.
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Yeah. How about this?
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If we win, you don't speak to me, you
don't look at me, you don't touch me for
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week. You don't mean that, boo.
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You're right. Make it a month.
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Okay, well, I feel it with a kiss.
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Yeah, sure. Woody, she's all yours. Come
here, woman. Boy, I want to see that.
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Man, I want to want to face her. That's
just her slow pitch.
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Who is that?
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That's our pitcher.
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She's not in your sorority.
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The rule book says we can have one
player who's not a member of the
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Ow! Stop throwing like a boy.
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Hey, hey, hold up. That's all. We didn't
know about her.
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That's not our fault.
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What's the matter? You afraid of a girl?
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Mr. Nicky Parker.
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Come on, let's see some hot sauce!
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Right, right, right, right!
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Right,
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right!
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Kim. What?
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How you gonna run in those shoes?
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I have to run?
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Yeah. Because I'm about to take them off
and beat you with them. Now go change.
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Just wanted to say good luck.
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Yeah, it shouldn't be about who wins.
It's about having a good time, you know?
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Nice try, but the bet's still on.
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Hey, that's cool. We believe in our
team.
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And to prove it, we're willing to up our
bet. That's right.
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Oh, what you have in mind?
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Well, uh, if you win, we'll dress up in
AAA gear and do your step in the student
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union. Huh?
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And if we lose? And there better not be
any sexual favors involved.
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Come on, let's be good sports.
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If you lose, all the ladies have to go a
week without doing their hair.
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We need to talk about that, ladies.
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A week without getting our hair done?
That's criminal.
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Yeah, I have to change my color every
week.
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Well, look.
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We have Jenny. How can we lose?
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That's right. That's right. All right.
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You guys are on.
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Oh, and, um, T, you can borrow my skirt
when you step.
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For a couple years.
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Oh, I knew it! You're Eric Davis!
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It's as cute as ever.
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Can I have your autograph, please, Mr.
Davis?
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Sure, if you call me Eric.
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As long as you call me Mrs. Davis.
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Gotta run.
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Hey, y 'all, I gotta have the autograph.
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Lee! Come on, come on! Oh, good, Eric's
here.
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Yeah. Come on, let's go!
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Who's Eric?
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Eric Davis, one of the best baseball
players ever.
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What is he doing here?
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Oh, uh...
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He's a homeboy at a professor's. And oh
yeah, he's paying for Kai Kai Kai.
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Since when did umpires start talking
trash?
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I believe that started back in the Negro
Leagues.
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Did you call those games, too?
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Hey, Kim.
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You have to stand in the batter's box,
baby. Here you go. Okay.
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I'm ready.
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Move closer to the plate. You can't hit
the ball from there.
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You right, baby. Just stand wherever you
want.
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Let me know if I get in your way. Yeah,
well, just go get it.
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No, but I just always wanted to say
that. But I do have to leave. I just got
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audition for the Bernie Mac show. Hey,
man, what about the game?
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Oh, yeah.
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Good luck.
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Hi. Remember me? Mrs. Davis.
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Come to think of it, you do remind me of
my mother. Nice meeting you.
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I always liked Daryl Strawberry better.
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Where's Eric going?
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To hell, I hope.
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We're dead.
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Come on, Professor. It's three to three.
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And we can do this.
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You're right.
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We can beat them.
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We might as well give up. Uh -uh.
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Now, I don't want to hear that kind of
talk.
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Listen, we just have to suck it up and
take it to the next level because we're
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going to win this, not just for the
sorority's dignity, not just so I can go
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Vegas with my boo and possibly get
married while we're there, but we're
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win this for the honor and pride of
every female out there.
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Damn boy.
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Jaquan, I got to call you back.
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Hello?
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Mama, I got it.
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Jaquan? Yeah, girl.
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All right, sweetheart.
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I got you out.
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Oh, yeah.
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Just one more.
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you i changed my call there was only one
pitch how could you walk you never
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heard of an intentional walk are you out
of your mind look professor don't make
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me have to throw you out this game
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home with your drunk man.
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Yeah.
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This is for all those times you forgot
my birthday.
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The bases are loaded. We can win this.
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Okay, who's up?
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I am, Mama.
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Okay, Kim, I want you to go out there
and show those guys what a parker woman
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can do.
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Okay, Mama, but...
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Exactly as that.
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Go hit the ball, girl.
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Go, Kim!
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Go, Kim!
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Go, Kim!
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Did I hit it? Did I hit it?
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Time. Time. Time.
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Dose it down, Kim.
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I'm pitching four.
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What? She can't do that. Of course I
can. I'm taking the place of our other
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-Greek. But we... But hush up and squat
that booty.
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And as far as I know, she's still there.
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