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Hey, T.
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T, what you reading? Oh, I just picked
up this book about black cowboys. Now,
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they were the real OGs. Check this out.
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Doesn't this outlaw look just like
Professor Ogilvie?
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That me, T.
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Wow, it really does look like the
professor.
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Maybe it's an old picture of him.
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T, you mind if I borrow your book
sometime?
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No, I'll take it now. We've got
rehearsal.
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Okay, y 'all.
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All right, Puddin', see you later. Bye.
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And I always thought it was the wild,
wild white wet.
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Howdy, stranger.
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Welcome to Blacktown.
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Give me a whiskey.
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Read the sign. No drinking, no gambling,
no spitting, no guns, no nothing.
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Says who?
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The sheriff.
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Well, then, uh, give me a nine -fat
mocha frappuccino, no phone.
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You got a six, hombre? No way.
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Go fish.
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Read them and weep. I'm out.
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I think that card was marked.
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You calling me a cheater?
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Here comes the sheen.
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Look!
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See? That's exactly why I don't allow
guns in town.
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Now, come on. I'm going to vote for you
in jail.
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I ain't going nowhere.
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Me neither.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay. No problemo.
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Yeah, this town used to be a real
hellhole before Sheriff Parker got here.
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Killing, thieving, nose -picking.
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Yep, those were the good old days.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Girl,
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we gotta do something.
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Well, those days are behind us now.
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Maybe not, my crestfallen harlot.
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Let's see how the sheriff deals with the
professor.
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The professor? Why, he's the smartest,
fastest guy.
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If anybody can get this town back to the
godforsaken place it used to be, it's
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him.
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All right, buckaroos, who can tell me
what three plus three is?
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Junie? What's three plus three?
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Six.
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Junie, Junie, Junie. Class, what's three
plus three?
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Nine. Oh, that's right.
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Junie, you're going to need some
tutoring. Well, that's all for today.
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trails.
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Uh, well, I'm not the Marion type. See,
I'm more of the heroic loner kind.
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What about Miss Sandell?
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You already said no.
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Well, uh, what about Stevie?
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She's not exactly unexplored territory.
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Well, there's always the next town.
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Crackerville?
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I'm going to go strap on my guns.
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Where's the pocket? You're looking at
it.
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I can't believe it. After all I've done
for this town?
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Well, they're nothing but a bunch of
spineless prairie dogs.
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The professor just shot J .R.
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Now they're headed this way.
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Well, Woody, it looks like it's just you
and me.
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It's just me to fight against the
professor and his gang all by myself.
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You must be the professor.
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And you must be the little lady who
hired me to kill the... Oh, it's Naomi
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Ilkay.
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For shizzle my nizzle.
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Where's your gang?
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Right here.
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That's it?
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He's only paying minimum wage.
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Well, that's the sheriff over there. She
doesn't allow any guns in town.
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No one takes my gun as long as I'm
alive.
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Tell you what.
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You look like a strong, steadily law
-abiding cowboy.
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If you promise not to use them, I'll let
you keep your guns.
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Sure. We promise.
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Right?
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Cross my heart and hope you die.
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Good. I know you're going to need a
place to stay. There's a hotel down the
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street. I recommend room 227.
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Why?
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Because that's my room.
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I'll just clean up a gun.
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I knew he was the one.
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From his hat to his boots, it's one for
me.
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And I'm ready to give him my all.
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I'm Kid T.
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Kitty? Isn't that a girl's name?
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No, not Kitty.
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Kid T.
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You don't hear too good, do you?
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Just call me Kid. Now, I was wondering
if maybe you could teach me to read and
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write.
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I can try, but I barely know how myself.
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But you're a teacher.
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Oh, they're kids. They don't know any
better.
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back and close up the bank. See you at
dinner?
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Yeah, okay,
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my little pork and beans.
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Not in public.
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Yes, sir.
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I got that big filly wrapped around my
finger.
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Oh, well, let's count our money. Yeah,
let's split it up.
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Okay, I'll just go sit at the piano.
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Not so fast, Miss Sandell.
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I've changed the arrangement.
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You're out, and I'm in. From now on,
Blacktown and everything in it belongs
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to me.
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The land of the real.
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Just washing your horse.
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And doing it.
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Do you have any dirty laundry?
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I'm wearing it.
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Okay, well, I guess I'll see you back at
the hotel.
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Not while I'm working.
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Looks like you had a good night.
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Yeah. I came up with this idea where I
sit on guys' laps and sort of dance
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around a little. And they give me tips.
Crazy, isn't it?
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for a job.
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I'll give you what you really want.
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Another hired head to take care of that
double -crossing professor.
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He's about to meet his match.
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You sent for a woman? Not just any
woman. That's Jean
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Taltry. Jean Taltry? She's the hottest
woman in the West.
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My plan is to get her to seduce the
professor and get him to leave town.
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And that'll break Nikki in two, and all
this'll be mine.
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You really think that'll work?
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Well, is anybody in here gonna buy me a
drink?
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What's a fair -skinned filly like you
doing in Blacktown?
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Affirmative action.
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I got a few things that I want to do.
Oh, this is a rant to let you down. A
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of my tricks that make you think. Oh,
I'm all you want.
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I'm all you need. I'll make it sweet for
you and me.
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Oh, oh.
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Now, what I'm going to do is put you
under the spell and seduce you.
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Saddle up on three, one, two, three.
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Here,
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my bad seat.
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them myself.
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Listen, my darling, I packed our bags
and I got us tickets for tomorrow's
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stagecoach.
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Now go back to the room and wait for me.
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But first, go buy me something nice.
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Mind if I steal it?
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Rocks and stones may break my bones.
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Well, let's see what lead does to you.
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Now meet me back here at sundown, and
you better be strapped. Ask him about
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Go ahead.
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Draw. No.
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You draw first.
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I'm the good guy.
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But I'm fast.
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Only with the booty.
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Let's settle this like a real cowgirl.
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What you mean? Hold down?
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Who you calling a hoe?
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Give us some room.
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Put your hands in the sky. Moving
around.
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Bounce. Shake it. Turn the ground.
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Feet to the floor. You're doing it now.
What's on your head? You can break it
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there. Work that booty.
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But don't break that booty.
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Work that booty.
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But don't break that booty.
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Put your hands in the sky. Moving
around. Bounce. Shake it. Turn the
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You need a float? You don't? Now?
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What's on your now? You can break the
damn something.
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Time for me to clean up this town.
You're under arrest.
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I can't go to jail.
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Do you know what they do to pretty
looking cowboys like me?
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Can't we work something out?
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I now pronounce you man.
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having this dream.
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What did I do?
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You woke me up too damn soon. That's
what you did.
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Hey, T.
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Thanks for the book, baby.
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Hey, glad I can help school you.
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