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What do you want?
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And I need you to sock it to me.
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Well, hold on while I get a
sledgehammer.
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Hey, hey, hey! Hey, silly!
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I need to borrow your butt cake pan.
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Well, since saying I don't have one
never works, you know where it is.
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Get it and get out.
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And be careful.
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The floor's... Hey! Oh!
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else you need well my back is itching
could you please
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a little lower
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lower
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i'm not touching you there i'd
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rather stick my hand down the garbage
disposal
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You don't have to take care of me.
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Good. Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey, boo.
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Hey. I was wondering if Johnny Cochran
handles personal injury cases.
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Hey, boo.
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Where you going?
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To bed.
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Where am I supposed to sleep?
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Pretty fabulous.
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God, I don't know how she can stand to
be around him.
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Ty can have a seat.
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So, how's the fashion project going?
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Oh, it's fabulous.
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Extra fabulous. In a couple of days, our
professor will select the best design.
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The winner gets a paid internship to
SoFly Clothing.
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Man, SoFly, they're off the chain.
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They're about to crush John John just
like J -Lo did.
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So, Kim, what design did you come up
with? Oh, I can't say. It's a top
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I don't want to jinx things. Oh, my.
Would you look at the Rolex?
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Got a dash.
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I have to go pick up my Versace for Jen
and Brad's party tonight.
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Ciao.
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Oh, for the raise.
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Okay.
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his personals? No.
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I do that on Wednesdays.
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I've been watching my own reality show
called Nutty Names. Now, for example,
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over in that building, that's Freaky
Frank. Girl, he walk around naked all
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And next to him, that's Playboy Pete. He
changes women more than his underwear.
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How can you see all that from here?
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With these big...
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Girl, you ain't fooling nobody. You just
wearing that fake cast so you can get
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the professor to take care of you.
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My leg is really broken.
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Yeah, right.
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In that case, this would hurt.
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Ow!
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What are you doing?
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Oh, you good, huh?
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Well, if that hurt, I guess this really
would.
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Oh! Ow!
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Oh, did that hurt? Did you do it? Oh,
ain't nothing wrong with her. And if you
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still want that ride, you better come
on.
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Uh, Mama, the butt runs slow after a
fight.
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Ms. Parker?
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taken these binoculars with me.
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free studio time at Puffy's Studio.
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Oh, is it the one in Beverly Hills?
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Well, actually, it's in Compton, and
it's Puffy Holmes.
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I'm going to check the mail
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Have you been mixing Alizé with your
painkillers?
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Just once. Because I needed a nap.
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Oh, my God!
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That apartment has three bedrooms.
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No! I don't see anything.
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You're nuts.
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No, I'm not. I've got to call the
police. No, no, no, no. I'll do it.
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I need to follow up on a restraining
order I request.
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Who's been after you?
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Hey,
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what are you doing? Have you guys seen
my design folder?
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No, why?
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I think I left it here yesterday.
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The outfit that I designed for my
fashion class is due today, but I can't
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it. What was the top secret design?
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An outfit with each color smelling like
flowers.
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to select the winner.
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Well, um... This is nice. Oh, yeah, it's
pretty.
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Um... I, uh... You know what, Kim?
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I am so disappointed in you.
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You're one of my best students.
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I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give this
award to Freddy. He came up with
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something really unique.
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Clothing that smells like flowers.
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Guess I'm gonna have to go give him the
good news.
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Nice jacket yourself.
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What a coincidence. His idea was just
like...
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It is your idea.
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Huh? Oh, come on, Kim. Think about it.
The last time you saw your portfolio was
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here with Freddie, right? Okay, then the
next thing you know, he's got your same
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design. So, what are you saying?
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He stole your idea.
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We're friends. He wouldn't do that.
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That fashion phony. Wait till I see you.
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Oh, get away. Get away.
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Oh, did you hear?
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Professor Bradshaw selected...
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Isn't that fabulous?
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No, it's not. You stole my idea.
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Are you accusing moi of stealing?
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I don't know moi, but I'm accusing you.
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Well, you have no proof.
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Okay, mister, I didn't steal anything.
If it's your design, how come you didn't
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use the color black or brown?
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Because, because they're boring, like
this conversation.
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Wrong, because black or brown flowers
smell dead.
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Now, see, that dumb reason right there
proves it's Kim's idea. Thank you.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to
do.
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Child.
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You do that, because I've got some work
to do myself.
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Really? What you got up your sleeve?
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Nothing.
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they went to his apartment and they
found nothing out of the ordinary.
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His real name is Ted Murphy and they say
he's a firefighter and he coaches
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Little League.
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For what?
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O .J. Simpson is in the Hall of Fame.
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All right, Miss Parker, I don't have any
more time for your shenanigans.
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I gotta get to class.
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Wait! Did the police mention my name?
The killer could come after me.
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Good point.
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I'll leave the door unlocked.
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Got it. Good. I'll tell you when.
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Now, are you sure your plan is going to
work?
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No. Oh.
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Thank you all for coming to our fashion
awards ceremony.
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First of all, I'd like to thank Soulfly
Clothing for believing in creative young
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minds.
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That is why it is my pleasure to
introduce this year's winner of the
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Internship Award, Frederick Jones.
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love the sweet smell of flowers.
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Therefore, what could be better than
smelling like flowers all the day long?
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Which you will, when you wear my latest
creation.
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So here's Mona modeling a fabulous
feedback design.
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Hit it!
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You heard him, see? Hit it!
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the only thing he didn't steal was the
repellent lining that's supposed to go
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under the clothes
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I'm not even going to waste my time
strangling you.
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Thank you, because I got a sore throat,
and that would really hurt.
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to Ted outside the building one day and
he was complaining about your spying.
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Stanley and I came up with this idea.
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Wasn't it fun?
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No. You almost gave me a heart attack.
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I should be so lucky.
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What about that woman that I saw you
strangle?
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Oh, that was just one of my honeys.
She's an aspiring actress.
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What about that phone call to the
police?
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I never called them. That was Woody.
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He didn't know what I was talking about.
He was just so happy to get a call.
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So, this was all a big joke?
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Pretty much so.
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I hope you learned your lesson.
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I have.
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And I deserve a spanking, boo.
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Ted, you want to go have a drink? Sure.
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Hey, you want to meet those twins?
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appreciate everything you've done for me
these last few weeks. Oh, please. It's
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the least I can do after I didn't
believe you were actually hurt.
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True. True.
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Is there anything else?
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Well, um, I did notice some dust
bunnies.
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Yeah, girl, let me get a glass.
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Because they don't make no sense, and
that's why this conversation don't make
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no sense either.
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All right.
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Thank you all.
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God bless you. She just sneezed,
obviously.
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