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you dressed? It's one o 'clock in the
afternoon.
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So?
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It's such a nice day. I thought we'd go
down to the beach and go rollerblading.
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Okay, I meant go watch some
rollerblading.
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I don't want to go to the beach.
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It's too happy.
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You aren't still moping around because
Mel got married, are you?
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How would you feel if your ex -husband
got remarried? Oh, please. Like any man
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would ever leave me.
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True, because you have to actually have
one in order for him to leave you.
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I just thought I'd get married first,
and he was supposed to grow old and die
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alone. Hey.
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Hey, Kim. So, Mama, have you decided
what you want me to get you for your
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birthday? Nothing. Good, because that's
how much I got to spend.
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This year, I don't want a party, a cake,
cards, or any other reminder of how
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miserable my miserable life is.
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Oh, what are you talking about? You have
a great life. I mean, you don't really
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have a career, and so what? You still
live with your daughter.
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And yes, you're only in junior college,
and big deal, you've got no man.
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Damn, Nick, why do you even get up in
the morning?
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in charge of the decorations.
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And, Andell, you got the food.
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Okay. Hold on.
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It's Nikki's birthday. What are you
gonna do?
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What I always do. Show up and eat and
party.
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Hey!
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Speaking of which, where are we gonna
have this party she doesn't want any
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of? Can't we have it at your club?
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Uh, can't. It's being fumigated.
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For what?
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Oh, one lousy roach in the salad and
some customer calls the board of health.
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It wasn't like it was a lie.
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All those in favor of someone else being
in charge of the food, raise your
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hands. Oh, boy.
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Who's planning on going to Cardboard
Hill?
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No more free food for you. Now, you know
you ain't never gave me no free food,
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because if you did, I wouldn't have
called the Board of Health.
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We'll have the party here.
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Yeah. Okay, what about a cake?
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I think we should get one.
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What's going on in here?
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Don't worry, Mama. We're not planning
your surprise birthday party.
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birthday party.
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You also said you didn't want one of
those personal massages, but look how
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fun that turned out to be.
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Mama, a birthday party would be what you
need.
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Yeah, birthdays are always fun.
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But not that I know. I mean, you'd think
my parents could remember my being
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alive at least once a year, but no.
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Stevie, Stevie.
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Get a shrink.
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Well, you loved birthday parties when we
were kids.
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Well, I'm not a kid anymore.
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Besides...
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We had Tebow the Clown.
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Remember? Mm -hmm.
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Alakazam, Alakaboon.
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Watch out, y 'all. T -Bone's in the
room.
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T -Bone! T -Bone!
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Now, where's Mickey, the birthday girl?
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Here I am. It's my birthday.
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Let's see what T -Bone has for you.
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Kazam!
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happened to your hair?
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You were always Tebow's favorite.
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I love me some Tebow.
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Oh, well, so much for being young and
having dreams.
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Mama, what about your birthday party?
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I don't care, baby. Do whatever you
want.
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Poor Nikki. I hate seeing her so
depressed.
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Me too.
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She's really bringing me down.
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But I know something that'll put a big
smile on her face.
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A booty call from the professor?
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No, something that could actually
happen.
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Come on, Mickey. It's your birthday
party.
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The least you can do is say hello to
your guests.
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Hello, guests.
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Any luck?
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She says she's not coming out until her
life gets better.
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I'm a misser.
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Nick, come on out. The professor's here
to wish you a happy birthday.
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I don't care.
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Happy birthday?
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Kim, you told me this was a going -away
party.
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You lied to me.
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Oh, it's not the first time.
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That's it.
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I'm out of here. No, come on, Professor.
Stay.
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I mean, you're already here, right?
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Yeah. All right. I'll stay here.
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If she stays in there.
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Watch out, y 'all. Tebow is in the room.
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Wow.
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Don't worry, it's not contagious.
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I mean, wow, you're old.
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Phew. Just smell my flowers.
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I hope that's water.
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Is Mr. Mickey Parker here?
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Yeah, but she won't come out of her
room.
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Well, until I drop by.
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Hold on, you clown.
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You're not going anywhere.
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Used to be.
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And she's not the little girl she used
to be either.
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Oh, I haven't seen you in years.
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I can't believe you're actually here.
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Well, I wouldn't have missed your
birthday party for anything in the
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I came here just for you.
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Well, then why did I have to bribe you
with $500 and a trip to Sizzler?
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Clowns have to eat, too.
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Okay, boys and girls, grab hands and
make a circle.
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Tebow is about to perform.
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Who would like to smell my flower?
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twist you into.
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It'd look great at anything.
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T -Bone, T -Bone, make me a giraffe.
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Quiet. It's not your birthday party.
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Oh, look.
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It's another cute little elephant.
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It's a parrot.
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Get your eyes checked, Stevie.
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Okay, young lady. Would you like to
smell my flower again?
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You're not going to give me this time.
I'm too smart for that.
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Okay, but no hard feelings because this
one's for you.
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Oh, that's pretty.
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I don't know what it is, but it gets me
every time.
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I haven't done that in years. Besides, I
didn't bring it with me.
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Oh, I got one.
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See, I brought it to work out with, but
now I just use it as a drying rack.
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Here you go.
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Nikki, I'm not as young as I used to be.
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Oh, please, Tebow.
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Do it for me.
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Okay, I guess jumping up and down on it
a few times won't kill me.
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I have to go tell her family what
happened.
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Come with me, boo.
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I could use your support.
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Why? I didn't kill him. You did.
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See? I knew it. I killed T -Bone. No,
no. Okay, come on, Nikki. You did not
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that clown.
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Yes, I did.
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He didn't want to jump on that
trampoline. He said so himself.
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on a trampoline.
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Yeah, you might as well push them off
the balcony yourself.
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If y 'all will excuse me, I gotta go
talk to a family about a dead class.
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The place looks great. Tebow would be
proud.
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I'm just really glad his family let me
have the memorial service here.
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Somehow, it just makes me feel better
about... about first -degree murder.
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Where's Tebow's friends? The service was
supposed to start over an hour ago.
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Maybe all their little clown cars got
stuck in traffic.
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Baby, um, this isn't a party. It's a
funeral.
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Tebow the clown, he fell off the balcony
and now he's dead.
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Really? Yeah.
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I knew we should have got here earlier.
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Let's get out of here. What is up?
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Uh, may I have everyone's attention,
please?
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If everyone would take a seat, I, uh,
would like to get this memorial service
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started.
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occasion sad enough?
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Uh, I want to thank everybody for
coming.
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This memorial service is for our friend
and loved one.
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He was just a great man.
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Tebow!
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Oh, baby.
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I believe that Freestyle Unity would
like to perform a tribute song for
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Yes, Bubba. Okay, baby.
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It's not way of saying Say goodbye to an
old friend. All right.
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I'm Tebow's agent.
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Oh, oh, well, please, tell us how Tebow
affected your life.
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Well, come on up. Come on up.
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Actually, I only came to see if he was
really dead.
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I just got him a booking, and I'd hate
to lose the commission.
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Who wants a job?
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You, sir.
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You look funny.
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something about Tebow.
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Oh, come on. Come on, baby.
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All right.
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Yeah.
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Get yourself together.
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My name is Thomas, and Tebow the Clown
was my father.
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You might think it's fun being the son
of a clown, but when I was a kid, I had
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to wear my dad's hand -me -downs.
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You try going to high school with polka
dot pants and rainbow suspenders.
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In my yearbook, next to my pigeon says,
most likely to get a pie in the face.
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And let me tell you, there's nothing
worse than a mean clown.
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I'd get a whooping at least once a week
for no reason at all. You too?
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Thank you, Thomas.
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Thank you. You know why my mother's not
here today? I don't know her.
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Because he was a lousy husband, too.
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That sleazy womanizer had little clowns
all over town.
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Which really surprised my mother because
she said, for a man with such big clown
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feet, he sure had a tiny...
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was just overcome with grief, just
overcome.
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You, sir, why are you here?
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Tebow was my best friend.
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Finally. Come on up.
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Yes, best friend.
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That's what he said.
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Tebow and I were best friends for 50
years. That's a long time.
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He was the best man of my wedding, and
he was the godfather to all three of my
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children. Which is why I can't...
understand why he sold me out to the
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He laughed as they cuffed me and took me
away.
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But who's laughing now, Tebow, huh?
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Who's laughing now?
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I'm glad Debozo's dead.
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Remember? I thought I was going to a
going -away party.
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It was for Tebow.
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Somebody better say something nice about
Tebow quick.
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Okay. Uh, well, I guess his act wasn't
that lame.
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Did need to work on that landing.
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Forget y 'all.
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Now, I have something nice to say about
Tebow.
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Now, true, he may have been a liar, a
thief, a cheat, a lousy father and
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husband, but he was a damn good clown
who made lots of people laugh,
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me. And I, for one, will always remember
Alakazam.
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Well, Nikki, that memorial service was
really great.
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Yeah, but, uh, next time, can you get
some honey wings instead of barbecue?
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Get out. What?
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Get out. And take her with you. Go on.
Out of my house.
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Bye.
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See? has been the worst day of my life.
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First, I kill a man.
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Then, I throw the worst memorial service
known to man.
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Or a clown.
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I'm just a horrible person.
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Mama, sure you killed a man, and yes, it
was the worst memorial service ever.
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But that doesn't make you a horrible
person.
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No, it makes me a clown killer.
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And a bad party planner.
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Mama, if you died today, nobody would
say those things about you.
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You don't think so?
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Uh -uh. Everybody loves you.
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Well, everybody except a professor.
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You know what? What?
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I do have wonderful family and great
friends. And we were all here for you
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today. In our own way.
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You know, when I think about it, I'm
really blessed.
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Thanks, baby.
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Oh, and Mama, for your memorial service,
I promise I won't mention the
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whoopings.
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Hey, Kim. Hey. What's with the flower?
Oh, it's one of those trick flowers that
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Tebow used.
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I'm gonna get Mama with it.
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Hey, y 'all. Hey.
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Mama, smell this.
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Stevie thinks it's a gardenia, but I
think it's a jasmine. What you think?
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I think you're both crazy.
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It's plastic.
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to the B.
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But I know something now. Big, big, big.
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