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Groceries? You sent me to the store.
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I don't remember putting dog on the
list.
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Isn't it cute?
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It followed me home. Can we keep it,
please?
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That dog must belong to someone, and I'm
sure they're trying to find it. Mom,
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there aren't any tags on him. Come on,
please, until we find out who it belongs
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to.
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Okay, but your dog, your responsibility,
and it better be housebroken.
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Why? We don't live in a house.
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a terrier.
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What's its name?
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I call her Kimmy.
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Oh, why am I not surprised?
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That's a boy dog.
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He doesn't know that.
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I know.
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Oh, what am I to do? She's my daughter.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey, what's up, Professor?
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Take a look at this. Bam!
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An official autographed Shaquille O
'Neal jersey.
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I got it at a silent auction, and it
only cost me $500.
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You should get a frame to hang it in
your office.
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That's a good idea, Fred.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go
show this off to my colleagues.
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Since he's in such a good mood, maybe he
can show me something.
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Mama, you want a turkey burger?
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No, I've got a secret mission to run.
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Ooh, what is it?
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I am going to surprise the professor and
get his jersey framed.
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That should push up our wedding date.
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You don't think he's going to be mad
that you broke into his apartment and
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his jersey?
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I'm not breaking in.
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I'm using my key.
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He should be about ready to leave for
the gym, at least according to his palm
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power.
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Good luck, Mama. All right, baby.
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Oh, are you home?
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Do you want a yummy doggy big kiss?
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Yes, I do.
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Might as well check his e -mail.
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Where's Timmy?
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Locked in my room. Mama, how do you
discipline a dog?
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You say, bad girl, and then you smack
her butt with a newspaper.
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Only with a newspaper?
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Mm -hmm. I wish I could have been a dog.
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Can I catch a ride with you? Sure, come
on, pumpkin.
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Come on.
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me, baby.
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It wasn't me. It was that savage beast,
Kenny.
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You better run your mangy mutt before I
turn you into some shoes and a...
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I just got a call from the original
owner of the Shaq jersey.
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Evidently, his wife put it up for
auction without telling him.
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Some women are so sneaky.
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Now he wants to buy it back from me for
$5 ,000.
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But I just have one problem.
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Well, we all have problems, boo. But
thanks for dropping by. My jersey's
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missing.
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And somehow, someway, you're
responsible.
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But listen carefully, you psycho.
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If my autographed Shaq jersey doesn't
show up within 24 hours, I'm going to
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police.
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And I will have the signature
authenticated.
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Yes.
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24 hours.
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Ooh, Mama, you going to jail?
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He should have been here by now.
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I know that your non -existent future
with the professor is riding on this,
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you need to calm down.
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Rashawn will be here any minute.
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Hey, what's up, you?
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Hey, sorry I'm late, but I got detained.
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I mean, I mean delayed.
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So, what can I do you for?
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Look here.
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I got some slightly irregular Rolex
watches.
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I got some Dewey Baton bags.
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Some Chanel perfume.
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That's Chanel with an S. Only the best,
baby.
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Oh, it's good. Let me see one of those.
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Oh,
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sorry. I thought I heard a helicopter.
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All right, go ahead.
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I'm looking for an autograph.
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Shaquille O 'Neal, Laker Jersey.
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You came to the right person.
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Look at that. There you go. There you
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go.
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This is such a relief.
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I don't know what to say.
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I do. How much?
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A little hundred.
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We're shining.
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All right. Give me a little knowledge,
girl.
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Right there at the bottom.
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Mm -hmm.
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This says Shaw 34.
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Where's the cue?
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Let me see that.
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You know what he do?
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I've been here.
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Hey,
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fellas.
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Zane, you too.
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I don't remember seeing you guys around
here.
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Uh, we the new trainers.
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I'm Nick, and that's Andy.
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got any ideas for this play?
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I'm not sure what to do with the number
two position.
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Don't just stand there. The man asked
you a question.
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Uh, the number two position.
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I'd like to keep it between the one and
the three.
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Well, now I see why you guys are
trainers.
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See you around.
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You're feeling a little soft.
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Better do some more squats.
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He slapped my butt.
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Oh, sports guys do that all the time.
120
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He slapped my butt.
121
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Here you go, Tracy Murray.
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How you doing?
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I'm fine.
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You sure are.
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Bichon, good game.
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asking for a lap dance. Can we just find
Shaq?
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Hey, can one of you give me a hand?
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You go on. I'm going to stay here and
wait for Kobe Butt to come by.
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You need a rub down?
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No, thanks.
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I'm about to rub up.
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I'm going to go see if you need his back
scrubbed.
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You new?
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Yeah, I'm the new trainer.
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I'll twist my ankle. You want to look at
it for me?
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Yes?
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He's a big fan of yours, and I was
wondering if you could autograph one of
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liquor jerseys for me.
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After my massage.
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Okay, I'll wait. I mean, I'll wait. I'll
wait.
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You funny.
142
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Can you look at my shoulders? They're
kind of tight from practicing my fritos.
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You actually practiced?
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Little more pressure, please.
145
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Ah, okay.
146
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,760
Yeah.
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Deeper.
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Harder.
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Slow your roll, Shaq.
150
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Now, this ain't no massage parlor,
player.
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Don't forget my glutes.
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What's wrong with you?
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I forgot to brush this morning and my
breath is...
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He already hates you, and he wasn't
going to marry you anyway.
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Hey. Hey, baby.
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Hey, Andy. Hey, girl.
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Kim, where's your dog?
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It's so sad.
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I took little Kimmy to the doggy park in
Culver City, and all I did was turn my
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head for a quick hour, and she was gone.
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sergeant your butt she uh she was
holding my daughter hostage and but
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everything's okay now so you can go
thanks bye you left your license yeah
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me thank you i found the next to your
mustache that's mine you also left
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your autographed jersey
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I figured you had to be a true fan to do
what you did, or just crazy.
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I vote for crazy.
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Say, do you have anything for me?
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Yeah, a restraining order from the team.
169
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Sheriff, I don't know how to thank you.
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Just stay out of the locker room, and
I'll be happy.
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No, she didn't.
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