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Mama, how'd that sound?
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Like music to my ears.
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Yo, I gotta bounce.
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Tea?
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You've done one song, you've done them
all. Sing it.
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Um, we need to talk.
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Look, we can't keep pretending like
nothing happened.
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I? What happened?
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Where was I? What are you talking about?
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Homework.
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Let's go talk in the balcony.
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Watch out, because last time y 'all went
out there, it got kind of freaky.
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What did you want to talk about?
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Oh, I don't know. The weather, school,
the big fat wet kiss you gave me.
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Uh, that. Yeah, that.
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Well, uh, what did you think about it?
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I'm not sure.
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Me neither.
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Well, maybe if we were to try again.
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Yeah, uh, just to clear things up? Yeah.
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and give me some room.
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Well?
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Think we maybe need to slow down?
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Why? T, we've known each other for
years.
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Yeah, but as friends.
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What better place to start?
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What about Marcus?
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I'll email him.
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I wanted to know if you could please
turn your stereo down.
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Oh, that wasn't our stereo. That was our
groove.
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We sound good, huh?
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Good and loud.
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That's me. I'm cute.
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If you'll excuse me, little dude's got
to go.
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Oh, now I remember. You used to say that
famous line. Go on and say it. It's not
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going to happen.
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Well, you don't have to get all
Hollywood on us.
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Oh, it's not that.
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Come on, Gary. Now, you don't have to
explain a thing. You're a star, baby.
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on.
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I'm sorry.
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They don't know how to act around stars.
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Now, tell me about Mrs. Gerd. Now, I
heard she and... Mr. Drummond got their
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freak on.
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And you are? Oh, I'm Nikki Parker.
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Okay, Nikki.
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Listen, it's really nice chatting with
you, but I got to get back upstairs and
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finish rehearsing. I'm in a new play
over at the Crenshaw Community Theater.
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I would love to come to your show. Hint,
hint.
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No problem.
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I'll leave a few tickets for you at the
wheel call window.
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Oh, well, thanks, Gary.
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And welcome to our building. Thank you.
See you. Bye -bye.
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You're not following me to my apartment,
are you?
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Of course not. You're so crazy.
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Oh, how
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did
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Marcus take it?
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Oh, not bad.
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Yeah, I mean, after he cussed us out,
destroyed the desk, and finished crying,
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he seemed okay.
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Well, I...
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I guess you heard that Kai Kai Kai is
sponsoring a public service announcement
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on mentoring.
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Yeah, how's that going? Well, as
producer, I don't mind saying I think I
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pretty tight concept.
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Yeah, okay.
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I thought we would start with the theme
music from the classic film 2001 A Space
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Odyssey.
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You know, kind of give it a dramatic
edge.
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That's bad.
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Thank you, T.
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No, I mean that's really bad as whack.
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Professor, you need to let our group
hook you up with some bomb music.
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All right.
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I guess it couldn't hurt.
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Was it really that bad? Not if your goal
was to put people to sleep.
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Hey, fool.
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There's a great man town. Want to go?
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Not with you.
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Gary Coleman?
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Gary's our new neighbor. He lives
upstairs from me. Gary Coleman lives in
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building?
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Oh, I gotta sit down.
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He gave me tickets to his show tonight,
and it will be a shame that one
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of them will have to go to waste.
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Well, maybe.
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Are the seats together?
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Of course.
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All right, I'll pick you up at 7.
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Hey, Gary.
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Uh, hi, Nikki. Uh, did you like the show
last night? You're a star.
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You can do much better than that little
place.
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It's community theater.
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It's 20 seats.
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What kind of community is that?
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I'm acting.
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I know, but you're an American icon.
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Now, what... if John Travolta thought
Welcome Back Carter was the end of his
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career.
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Look, Nikki, I appreciate your honesty,
but I gotta go. Hold up.
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Now, you can start your comeback by
getting the lead in that play.
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Just let me have a word with the
director, and I guarantee I'll give you
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results. Oh, please don't.
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Okay. If that's the way you want it.
That is the only way I want it. I'll see
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you. Okay.
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He's just like my boo.
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He don't know what he wants.
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Okay.
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So, Nikki, my director said I should
talk to you.
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Why does he want me to talk to you?
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Well, after I gave him your list of
demands, you know... List of demands?
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You know, I'm top billing.
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Bigger dressing room, more money?
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I didn't ask for that.
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I know, so that's why you have me.
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See, I'm going to tell you, we had to go
at him strong. Show him you ain't no
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punk.
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What did he say?
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Um, he said fine.
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Really? He said fine.
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To your demands.
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I'm just going to explain to him that
you're a psycho.
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And maybe I'll get my job back.
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It's too late for that. You've already
been replaced.
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Replaced? With who?
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Emmanuel Lewis from Webster.
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Just stopped by to see if you had any
empty boxes. Since you got me fired, I
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have to move.
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Oh, that won't be necessary, because
I've been calling all around town trying
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get you a gig.
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Oh, great.
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So, how you doing?
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Well, not a bite.
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Yet. But as your manager... Hold up,
hold up, hold up, hold up.
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Where did you become my manager?
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Well, I figured since I'm getting 10 %
of your salary, I should have a title.
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Yeah, wacko.
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But what you really need is your own
show where the stars come to you.
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Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
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Sure it can and it will.
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You just have to believe in yourself.
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And do you trust me?
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Hell no.
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Well, I can live with that. Now look,
you know people and I know people. I say
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we shoot a new talk show called Gary and
Company.
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and blow Leno and Letterman out the
water.
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I'd rather just shoot you and call it a
day.
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It's time for Gary. Gary!
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And company.
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What? It's time for Gary.
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Gary! And you and me.
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Come on.
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Gary. Come on.
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Gary. Gary!
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And company.
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What? It's time for Gary.
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Gary! And company.
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You sounded really awesome tonight.
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That's only because you inspired me.
Well, that's because I was thinking of
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Is it getting hot in here?
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No, but it's getting corny up in here.
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Well, don't hate.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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Hey, Mr.
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Coleman. I just want to say it's an
honor and a privilege to have you here.
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A man of your stature.
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Yeah, I mean of your caliber and my
presence.
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Thank you, but I don't know why you're
sucking up to me.
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I can't do a thing for you. Yeah.
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Well, I just wanted to let you know that
I was a member of your fan club.
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Did you get my letter?
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No.
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Well, I wrote you and I said... Hey,
Nicky.
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I thought you were going to use your
connections to get me some real TV
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time. This is real.
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What do you think about the set?
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It screams public access.
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And isn't that what we're trying to
access?
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The public?
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Where's the director and the producer?
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Hello.
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God.
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Oh, don't worry, girl. Now I got your
back.
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I haven't got you your very own band and
sidekick.
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And here comes the sidekick now.
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It's Gary.
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Fine. Look, since we're going to be
working together, I wonder if you could
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that famous line for me.
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No offense, Kim, but I used to get paid
to say that line.
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I'll give you a dollar.
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Gary, I thought you said you had a few
commitments for the show.
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No, I thought you said you had a few
commitments.
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We can't get the studio again for
months, so we'll just have to wing it.
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Don't worry, I'll get you some gas.
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Hey, Professor!
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I never did thank you for giving up your
studio time and letting us do the show.
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But I was sure to do that tonight.
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In the bed.
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Back it up!
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Now, I did this strictly for Gary.
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I just love the little guy.
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That's funny because he was just saying
how he would love for you to be his very
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first guest. Me?
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I'm not worthy.
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He's really interested in your mentoring
program.
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All right, well, I'll do it. I mean, you
know, for the kids.
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Me as a show guest?
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Girl, now Gary is really interested in
hearing about your rags -to -riches
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story.
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I never wore rags.
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Look, are you in or out?
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In. All right, just listen to your cue.
Okay, cue.
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Okay. All right, everyone, it's time to
get started. Now, T, I'm going to need
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lots of energy from you. You got it.
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Kim, now your job as Gary's sidekick is
to laugh at anything he says. So, Mama,
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what if he isn't funny? Kim!
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How's that? Good, good, good.
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Now, Stevie, are you sure you can handle
being the announcer?
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mention my man, Pete.
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And give it up for the flyest, finest
honey at SMC, my woman, Stevie!
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And now, please welcome our host, a man
we all know and love, Gary Coleman!
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Thank you, thank you, and welcome to
Gary and Company.
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Kim, how was your weekend?
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Cosby show. Now she's all grown up.
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And she's not here.
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She's probably stuck in that awful Los
Angeles traffic.
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Right, Kim?
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So with great hesitancy, please welcome
my next guest, Professor Stanley
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Ogilvie.
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professor. What is your problem?
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Thank you.
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Anyway, professor, I understand your
fraternity is starting a mentoring
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Yes, we have.
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We feel that it's very important.
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Is it true that you were once a
stripper?
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Hey, I just read what's on the card.
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No, I was never a stripper. Who told you
that?
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I did, boo.
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Remember, that's how you pay for
college.
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Ask him to do the booty clap.
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Come on, man. You don't have to do this
booty clap. Come on.
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Let's see it.
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Let's see it.
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Come on, man.
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Booty clap in college. Let's see it.
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So, Andrea, do you have any words of
wisdom for all the independent sisters
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there?
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Yes, Gary.
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Listen to me.
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If you're hungry, come on down to Ann
Dale's. If you're thirsty, come on down
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Ann Dale's. If you have a fine brother
who's single, definitely tell him to
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on down to Ann Dale's and ask for me,
Ann Dale.
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Okay, that was shameless.
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Let's give it up for Ann Dale.
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Well, I was going to wait to the end of
the show to do this, but some... tells
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me this is the end.
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I want to thank my director and
producer, Nikki Parker.
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Yay, Nikki!
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No, don't stop.
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Nikki's the reason I stand before you
all today.
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While her intentions were good, nothing
else was.
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But, blame me.
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I was the one who bought into all her
hype about me being a big star, and
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just not what I'm about.
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So, thank you for tuning in, but this is
the first and last episode of Gary and
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Company.
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Why?
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I'm trying to help you out, because it's
not like you're funny.
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Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, what are you
doing?
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Something I should have done a long time
ago.
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I don't want to be a big star. I just
want to act.
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It's time for Gary. Gary!
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And company.
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What? What? It's time for Gary.
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Gary! And you and me. What? What? It's
time for Gary.
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Gary! And company.
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What? What?
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Oh, come on, Mama.
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You still depressed about Gary's show?
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Damn. I ruined a man's life.
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He hates me.
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He doesn't hate you.
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Not much.
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Get that.
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Hi, Jerry.
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Um, Gary?
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Good news, Nikki.
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So, you gonna do the show?
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No, I said good news.
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My agent got a call from a producer who
claims that a woman harassed him into
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watching a tape of my show. I can
explain.
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No need, no need.
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He wants me to do a new TV show called
Once a Star.
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Former television stars are going to
live under one roof in a beautiful
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beach house.
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See, I told you it would work out.
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Guess I wasn't such a bad manager after
all.
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You stunk.
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Now about my 10%. How about it?
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And that's my final offer.
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Lady, you need help.
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Now that's funny.
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What you talking about, Willis?
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No, that's not it, Mama.
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It's dynamite!
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I, as your manager, I won't rest till I
get you a job.
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That was Spanglish.
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Now, I did the... All these former
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TV stars live in one roof.
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under a beautiful Malibu beach house.
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00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:48,370
Under?
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