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I know y 'all were talking about my
birthday.
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What makes you think that? I'm a
psychic. I got ESPN.
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Then you know she wasn't able to get
those tickets to see Tweet.
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Dang, Mama, that's all I wanted for my
birthday. Good.
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Then she won't have to get you anything
else.
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I'm sorry, baby. I tried, but the
concert was all sold out.
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But I got you a Gap poster of her.
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Sweet. She thinks.
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Happy birthday to me. All right. Happy
birthday. To you.
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That tweet poster was a nice touch. It
was, huh? Now, you sure Rochon can hook
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us up with the tickets? Because you
remember what happened at the Patti
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concert? There is no triple E row.
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But that was an innocent mix -up. Yeah,
well, thank God Patti's so loud we can
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hear it from the parking lot.
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Also, remember, he made it up to us with
that Luther concert.
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Honestly, that was the skinny loser.
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Girl, I like the big loser.
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You get more for your mother.
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leave as they allowed you to reproduce.
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Professor, are you coming to my party
Saturday?
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Oh, dear God, is it that time of year
again?
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Yeah. Kim, every year you ask me, and
every year I say no.
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And every year you show up without a
gift.
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Sorry, but I need to rest that night
because I'll be getting my groove on at
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Tweet concert Sunday.
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Baby!
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Professor, you need a day? Because I can
be ready by 6 .30.
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Just my luck, only one ticket home.
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I can sit on your lap. Oh, no, no
offense.
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I plan on having kids one day.
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Well, now, wait, boo. We can make that
happen right now.
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What's up, dog?
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Hey, what up, man?
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Ladies, Kim, Stevie, like you to meet my
boy, Marcus.
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Hi. Hey.
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So you still gonna bounce in the studio
tonight? Oh, yeah, for sure. All right,
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cool. It's nice meeting you, Kim and
Stevie.
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Oh, he is to you?
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Yeah, he is.
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Stevie, you should have given him your
number.
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Oh, I couldn't.
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That would make me feel a little
desperate.
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But you are.
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Me, Stevie, and T are going to Vegas for
the weekend.
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Uh, you can't. Why not? Well, because,
um... Because what?
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Because, um... Shoot.
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Me and that dog got you tickets to go
see Twig. Ah!
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I got you!
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Did I just get played? Like an old Barry
White album.
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Thanks, Mama. I gotta go tell Stevie and
T.
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You just couldn't keep your big mouth
shut, could you? Girl, she tricked me.
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Ooh, you need serious help if Kim
tricked you.
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Look, um, let me see the tickets.
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Okay, but let me tell you what happened
first.
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Ooh, I saw the finest little chocolate
drop sitting at the bus stop.
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Well, did you get his number? Well, I
had to give him mine because he's in
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between jobs right now. He don't have a
phone.
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So, uh, no phone, no job, and no car.
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I saw the cutie. I told him he was fine.
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I pulled out a piece of paper, wrote my
number on it. Oh, my God. I wrote my
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number on the envelope with the tickets.
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You what?
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No big deal.
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I'll just get him back when he calls me.
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I thought you said he was fine.
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He is.
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Girl, he ain't calling you.
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Now, I'm going to find Rashawn. Come on.
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I'm telling you, it was one of the best
dates I've ever been on.
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You had a date?
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With who?
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Our new man, Marcus.
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Well, he's not my new man.
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Yet.
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You went out with Marcus?
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It's so hard to believe about that.
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I mean, you two have nothing in common.
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Well, sure we do. I mean, we love the
same movies, music, we have the same
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political beliefs, and I make him laugh.
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Steve, Marvie makes me laugh, but that
doesn't mean I'll date him.
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Hey, gorgeous.
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Hello.
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I was talking to Stevie, but you're
cute.
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For you.
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Oh, thank you.
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It's beautiful.
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Can I take you to lunch?
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Well, let me check my schedule.
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Why? You always free.
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Okay, I will see you guys later.
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I think she's still got money.
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I can't believe after 15 years of
hooking you up, Rashawn gets busted
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I can't believe you told Kim about those
tickets.
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What am I going to do?
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Huh? I got it.
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All right, girl, I'll see you later
because I'm tired.
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Girl, get your... We don't have the
tickets. Okay.
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So, Ms. Parker's promised to stay away
from me for six weeks?
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Uh,
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make it four.
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Make it eight.
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Deal.
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Girl, what kind of negotiator are you?
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Amdell, you promised me she wouldn't
talk.
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So we have a deal, right?
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Yeah, okay.
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Kim is going to be so excited.
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Uh, Professor?
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It says row triple E.
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Yeah, pretty good, huh?
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I didn't even know they had a triple E
row.
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There's no such thing as row triple E.
Where did you get this ticket from? I
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don't know. Some guy named Ruchon.
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Well, I hope Kim won't mind listening to
a tweet from the parking lot.
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She won't have to.
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It's my baby's 21st birthday.
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I'm getting her in that concert one way
or another.
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believe my mama didn't come through for
me. I can't see Tweet.
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Alan's away.
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My life is over.
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Might as well be turning 30.
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Kim, you will still have your party and
I will make sure you have fun.
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Isn't she great?
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She's not so great she didn't get me
tickets to see Tweet.
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Really? Because she got us front row
seats.
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I was just kidding.
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Oh, I gotta get to class.
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I'll call you later. Okay.
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Girl, you better go gargle.
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Ain't no telling where those lips have
been.
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What is your problem, T?
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I'm just saying.
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Every man has a little play in him.
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T, Marcus isn't a player. He's only had
one girlfriend.
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Yeah, sure he did.
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Her name is Annette. They grew up
together. They dated for three years.
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your information, she broke up with him.
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I think you're jealous.
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Jealous? Yeah, jealous.
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Because I've found someone and you
haven't.
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Where are tweets from yet?
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No, I'm just trying to catch my breath.
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You sure you're the only one in there?
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weighs a ton okay
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thank you
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help
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me out of this what was that wise crack
about weighing a ton you tried pushing
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you
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your paycheck oh oh that
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00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:10,940
was close oh funniest my favorite okay
give me some let's raid the
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mini bar in a fancy place like this they
must have some hours housekeeping
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What is that crazy housekeeper? You're
crazy, Vaughn.
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She probably went out the back door.
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Oh,
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funniness.
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I like this.
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Matter of fact, Kim, I did.
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Really? I felt so bad about the ticket
mix -up thing that I bought you this.
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It's a Gap poster of Tweet.
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Dang,
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were they giving these away?
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Well, no. Actually, you had to have a
$100 purchase.
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You like my new shoes?
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You need to stop tripping. What are you
talking about?
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Stop hating.
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Besides, you know Stevie can't keep a
man.
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We can jump in and it'll break our
phone.
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Backstage is packed. I can't even get my
mama in.
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There's nothing I can do.
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But I can give you a gap poster.
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Marcus, you are so funny.
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I'll be right back.
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I miss you already.
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Uh, Stevie, can I holler at you for a
second?
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Trying to protect me. From what?
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To me, Marcus is a great guy.
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Look, whatever.
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I just want you to remember who's had
your back all these years.
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And I really appreciate that, okay?
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But I can take care of myself.
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You know, Kim was right. You are
jealous.
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Of what? Of me.
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Having a boyfriend.
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Look, you can have ten boyfriends for
all I care. Okay, then why are you
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like such a jerk?
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I'm looking out for you and I'm acting
like a jerk?
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Look, forget it. Fine, I will.
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Good. Good. Right back at you.
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Tell him, take a number.
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I'm really surprised you guys are having
a celebration at a time like this.
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Well, um, we decided to have a wait
while Kim...
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Just had a medication.
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Baby!
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Can you hear me?
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Yeah, Mama, stop yelling.
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Hold up. Your daughter seems perfectly
normal to me.
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Spend ten minutes with her.
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Come on.
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What's really going on here?
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Okay, okay.
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All Kim wanted for her 21st birthday was
to come and see you.
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But your concert was all sold out.
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And you were willing to risk your life
out there on that ledge?
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Well, see, the ledge wasn't part of the
plan.
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I just wanted my baby girl to be happy
on her birthday.
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That's so sweet.
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It sure is.
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Kim, I'm glad to be here at your party.
I don't have a gift.
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How about a song?
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One birthday song's coming right up.
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But I did that.
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Girl, she tricked me.
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Hal.
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See, Marcus is a great guy.
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Look, whatever.
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You know, I don't even know the rest of
my line right here, but...
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