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What's up, y 'all? Hey.
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Yo, check.
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They're having local auditions for a new
TV show called American Superstar. You
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can win a recording contract and 50 Gs.
You guys, this could be the break we've
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been waiting for. Yeah, we need a break,
because I'm tired of being broke.
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Yo, let's roll through after class and
see what's cracking.
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Hey, y 'all. Does anyone have a boom
box?
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Why? What's up? Well, I don't want to
miss the phrase that pays.
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2103 .4 is having a contract where you
can win a plasma TV.
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Ooh, plasma. That sounds nasty.
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to audition.
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Or, you know, you could just forget the
audition and give us the contract and
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the 50 grand now.
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That's pretty funny, the first five or
six hundred times I heard it.
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Well, she's not with us.
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Good. So we don't take groups on
American Superstar? Oh, at least all the
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Well, uh, we don't roll like that.
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Pam, why don't you just go on and try
out? You are the lead singer.
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No, guys, we're a group. We've got to
stick together.
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And besides, I would never do this
without you two.
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Aw, group hug. Yeah.
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Something shook this entire building.
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All right, L .A., I want to hear you.
Holler back. MC Necklace, shoot. I need
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get through so I can win a plasma TV.
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She went on 3 .4. You called her 15.
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Oh, my God. I got two. Okay, here's the
question.
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What is MC Necklace?
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Don't tell me.
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It's, uh, it's, um... Bertram Aloysius
Jefferson III.
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That's it, that's it, that's it.
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I watch BET.
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It's, uh, Bertram Aloysius Jefferson
III.
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That's right. You just want to...
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Maybe we can share it.
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Look, how are we going to decide who
gets the TV first?
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I don't know.
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You know, maybe a quick walk around the
block will help
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me come up with something.
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station, the back is missing.
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Guess what, Mama?
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I'm auditioning for American Superstar.
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Oh, congratulations, baby.
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Freestyle Unity is about to blow up.
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Yeah, Freestyle Unity.
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Minus Stevie and T.
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They don't take groups.
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And Stevie and T are okay with that?
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They would be if they knew.
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You didn't even tell them? Now how could
you do something like that?
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the 50 G's with you. What would you want
me to wear?
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Girl, you right.
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Watching Dizzle on this TV is the bomb.
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Yeah.
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He looks so real.
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I can almost smell his breath.
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Minty.
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Use that special Zoom feature.
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Your time is up.
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Now, I don't want to miss the Anna
Nicole Smith show.
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Just watch it on your old TV.
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That small thing? I can't look at that
anymore.
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Oh, hold up. Why don't you just leave
the TV at the professor's? Absolutely.
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I mean, that was brilliant.
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It's a deal.
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I even let you keep it here for another
hour.
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Thanks.
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I know before I remove all your teeth.
What was that about?
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Think about it. When you want to see it,
you can watch it at his place.
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Oh, I get it.
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And if I'm lucky, he'll put it in his
bedroom.
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And I'll really get lucky.
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Mom,
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I'm so nervous.
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Uh -uh, don't be, baby. Now, what God
didn't give you in height and brains, he
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made up for it.
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I have to go check on my baby. But I'm
okay now, Mama.
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I'll talk about my new plasma TV.
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Hi. Hi. I'm here for my audition.
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Name? Stevie Van Lowe.
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Ah, right.
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I'll call you after our break.
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Stevie, what are you doing here?
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Um, yeah, I got lost and I came in to
ask for some directions.
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What are you doing here?
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Give me a minute. I was going to say the
same thing you said.
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I cannot believe it. You're here to
audition.
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You said I could. Well, I didn't mean
it.
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Hey, Stevie.
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That is so sweet of you to come down
here and support Kim after what she did.
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Mama, don't let Stevie fool you. She
came down here to stab me in my back.
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The sneak is auditioning. Oh, well, if
I'm a sneak, you're a snake.
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Well, you're a sneaky snake.
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You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
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Going behind each other's back.
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T is the only decent one in this group.
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Yeah? Then what's he doing here?
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T!
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Hey!
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Boy, what are you doing here?
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Well, I had a feeling these two were up
to something.
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Now go home and I'll forget all about
this.
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Daddy, it's Radcliffe. Yeah. You? are
performing after a diamond car.
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I don't want any part of this.
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I'm leaving. Kim, you can walk home.
Walk it.
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Sorry, everyone.
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One of our judges was called away, so
you'll have to come back tomorrow.
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Y 'all need to stay home tomorrow and
save yourself the embarrassment.
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So you're the one who's going to be
embarrassed when the judges boo you off
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stage.
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You two losers fight it out. Because you
know I'm going to win.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a five
-mile walk home.
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Poor little T, I feel sorry for him.
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I'll be saying the same thing about you
in a little while.
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Hello.
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Is it me you're looking for? Yeah.
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Hello.
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Because I wonder where you are and what
you do.
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PPT.
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What happened tonight, man?
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You started off singing, then you just
started rapping.
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not Ja Rule.
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Just be true to yourself.
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I disagree, Randall. T, you were super.
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I think you showed originality, heart,
and a lot of funk.
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And I think you're really cute.
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And as for you, T, well, now I know what
the T stands for.
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Terrible. Get you, Seymour. I know I was
good. Matter of fact, I was off the
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chain.
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Good. Now, could you get off the stage?
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They really didn't like you.
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Stevie, hello.
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You're up.
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Watch and learn. I'll show you how to
impress the judges.
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Oh, you're leaving?
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Oh, I almost forgot the wine.
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And I'm just going to run out and get us
some.
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I'll be back in one minute. And I'll be
right here.
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Yes.
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Can I help you?
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Stanley's date.
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Who are you?
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You ask too many damn questions.
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Where's my boo?
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Well, Stanley just went out to get some
wine, but you... Look, hey, I don't want
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to cause any trouble, so I'll leave.
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Really? I don't have to beat you down?
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Look, Stanley's a nice guy, but to tell
you the truth, I'm really not feeling
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him, so just tell him I said goodbye.
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Uh, uh, hold up, Elena.
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I'm sorry about that whole beat -down
thing.
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I'm Nikki.
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It's all right, girl. I've had to
threaten a few women myself.
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Well, sometime you just got to go there.
Hey.
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Uh, Elena, you ever seen Two Can Play
That Game?
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I got it right here.
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That is my favorite movie.
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Okay, girl, come on, put it in.
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You drink Alizé? I'm glad you got
something, because he ain't have
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You have something there. But I just
don't know what it is.
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And?
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And... I'm done.
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I disagree, Randall. I think she's
super.
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Stevie, you added a nice country style
to the song, which was absolutely super.
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Thank you.
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Stevie Van Lowe.
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Yeah. Your name should be Stevie Van Go,
as in go away.
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See, that's a sister who knows how to
keep her man in check. And trust me, I
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keep mine in line.
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I know you do.
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Girl, I am really glad I did not have to
beat you down.
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Me too.
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Miss Parker, what
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are you doing here?
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It's my time to watch TV.
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Elena, I can explain. Explain what?
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Nikki and I are having a great time.
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You are?
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Yes, we are. You know, you and Elena
would make a great couple if you weren't
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already my man.
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Elena, I can assure you we are not
together in any way, shape, or form.
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Yes, we are. We did the nasty.
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Stanley, maybe I should leave. No, no,
no, no, no.
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Don't let her drive you away. Please,
give me a minute. Look, um...
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I'll call the police.
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Actually, this has nothing to do with
Nikki.
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Say what?
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Stanley, I don't think... She don't want
to.
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Elena?
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She's right.
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I'm sorry, Stanley. Goodbye.
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Now, girl, you got my number, right? Uh
-huh. Okay, honey, I'll call. Okay,
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baby. Have a good one.
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angel. And the outfit of a drag queen.
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It's so loud, I couldn't even hear your
voice.
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What do you know about fashion, you
crusty English muffin?
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This is a Kimberley original?
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Listen, to be an American superstar, you
have to have the whole package, and you
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just don't have it.
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Package? Wait a minute, you don't know
nothing about me or my package.
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For your information, I have performed
in front of dozens of people.
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How are you going to pick an American
superstar?
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You're not even from America.
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I wonder what's taking them so long.
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Probably wondering how the heck you two
got into this competition.
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They're about to announce the winner,
which will be me.
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I just want to say, you all, did an
unbelievably super
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job for me.
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But unfortunately, only one person can
represent the L .A. area. And
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unfortunately, that's not so super.
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And the winner is... Diamond Car.
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Like a real loser.
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Yeah, me too. You are losers. I mean, we
all are losers.
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For what it's worth, Kim, I thought you
should have won.
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Me too.
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Yeah, well, I guess we had to learn the
hard way.
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Good as a group, huh?
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I'm sorry I kicked you guys to the curb.
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I guess I was being selfish.
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We were all being selfish.
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Hey, freestyle uni is back, huh?
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Kim, where are you going?
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To see if Diamond Carr needs a backup
singer. What?
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Just kidding.
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Hey,
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boo.
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Miss Parker, what the hell are you doing
here?
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I'm watching Dr.
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Phil. He's giving us tips on how we can
save our relationship.
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Get out.
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But he's getting to the part where we
have to confront each other without
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Well, if you don't leave now, I fear I'm
going to kill you.
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See, that's good.
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That's good. That's what he means.
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Now's my time.
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Here,
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take it to your apartment.
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No. No. Then I'll never have quality
time with you.
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Oh, I'll get over it. Now take it. No.
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Now what do you have to say?
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You owe me $8 ,000.
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