All language subtitles for the_parkers_s04e03_high_heels_and_videotapes

Woody, I need a seat.

What's this?

A milk crate.

Sorry, budget cuts.

This place just hasn't been the same
since they fired the professor.

Yeah, look at it.

It's falling to pieces.

It's starting to look like my apartment.

I sort of miss that old corny dude
myself.

Now that I'm here to run stuff, there's
been no open mic nights, no concerts, no

parties. Yeah, what's the point of
coming to school?

Hey, Nikki.

What a long face.

I miss my boo.

Mickey, you can see him every day. He
lives right downstairs from you.

Between him working and avoiding me?

I never get to see him.

Who would have guessed that my boy would
end up slinging groceries at the local

snack and go?

See, Mama, you can have all the
edumacation in the world and still be a

No, no.

No. Now, my boo is no loser. He's just
going through tough times.

This college is making a big mistake.

And I'm going to let them know it.

Girl, your mama sure can move.

Yeah, I guess all that stalking keeps
her in shape.

I won't be able to see.

Why not?

My parents are going to be here.

Don't I get to meet them?

Why?

Because I'm your girlfriend.

Trust me, it's for your own good.

My mom can be a little tough on people.

Tougher than my mom.

Well, not as violent, but... Don't
worry, mothers love me.

All right, I mean, we'll give it a shot.
How about Friday night?

Okay. Cool.

I better get to class.

You guys, you got to help me.

Why? What's up?

I'm going to meet Alan's parents this
weekend.

Well, if you want to make a good first
impression, you should dress

conservatively. Oh, you're right. I
should wear a bra.

Why don't you fix him a nice meal?
Parents are always like that.

It'd be easier if I just wore a bra.

Hey, y 'all. Hey.

Put this on.

Put it on.

Put it on.

That's so beef.

I thought you liked the professor.

It means save our boo.

Now, just put him on.

Oh, yes, Nadine.

Hey, Dean Witter, can I speak to you a
moment?

I'm afraid I'll have to wait. I'm late
for a board meeting.

Now, I have signatures.

Look at all the people that want the
professor back.

Look at all the people that want Elvis
back, and that's not going to happen

either.

Nadine, you are in charge of the new
budget.

Now, surely you can find the money
somewhere.

I suppose I could cut my salary and use
that to bring him back. Good idea.

But that would make me an idiot,
wouldn't it?

Now, if you don't mind.

Dean, now I'm warning you. If you don't
rehire my boo, I mean the professor,

we'll stage a protest the likes of which
this campus has never seen.

Blah, blah, blah.

Good day, Miss Parker.

You see, I knew he'd bounce back.

How'd it go, Mama?

You think the smack and go got a pension
plan?

Put your damn button on, girl.

Danny?

You call this restocking?

think it's going to matter if...
Silence!

Your insolence annoys me.

From now on, you will wear these.

Oh, no. Come on. Do I have to?

No, you can always go back to Santa
Monica College.

Oops, I forgot. They fired you.

Now, take this magic marker.

and change the expiration dates on all
the milk cartons.

Well, hello there, lovely lady and her
friend.

Thank you.

How can I help you this fine afternoon?

Well, you know, I... Not you.

Well,

I'm looking for an employee, Stanley
Ogilvie. What has he done now?

I assure you, his punishment will be
swift.

I'm just looking for him. He's busy
right now, but I, Patel, owner and

bachelor, I'm at your service.

Oh, good.

You know, I mean... Not you.

I'll just wait for him.

Now, you look, if I...

Damn, you don't have to stare.

I'm not going to steal anything.

Oh, you already have?

all disrespect, but you are the most
beautiful woman I've ever seen.

But you must get tired of hearing this.

Don't worry, she won't hear it again.

It's true.

In my country, you would be worth two
yaks and a parcel of land.

Funny, in my country, she ain't worth a
movie and a box of popcorn.

Unbelievable.

A ravishing goddess not spoken for?

Well, actually, that's not... She's
unspoken for, unattached, and

Oh, the gods have brought you to me.

Marry me. No, then work for me. Doing
what? Oh, you know what.

You supervise my staff?

Uh, how many people?

Just Andy, the slacker.

The professor?

When do I start?

Immediately.

Something smells good.

You having dinner gas tonight?

No, tomorrow night.

Then why you starting so early?

Because of Ellen and his parents.

Oh, then you should have started last
week.

I'm so nervous. What if his parents
don't like me?

Listen, baby, just relax and be
yourself.

They'll love you. And if not, Mama will
beat them down.

Now, I got to go over to the printer's
before I go to work.

I had some new BBB posters made for the
professor.

BBB? Bring Back Boo.

What happened to SLB? It wasn't catchy
enough.

All right, baby.

What do you think you're doing?

I can explain.

I told you to clean the slurp slurp
machine I made.

What are you doing here?

She's your new boss.

What?

Me? Work for her?

Oh, hell no.

I quit.

Who am I kidding?

I have nowhere else to go.

I know.

Go get the mop.

Nothing, my little curried lamb.

I don't want you to lift a finger.

These pretty hands will take care of our
children one day. What children?

The children we will create when I make
sweet Indian love to you.

Oh, stop playing, Patty.

Okay, but once you go Hindu, you never
go back.

I thought we'd never be alone.

Why are you always here?

Because we're a couple. No, we're not.
Yes, we are.

He's a nasty.

And I've been on antidepressants ever
since.

Oh, come on, boo. Now, cheer up. I got
good news.

I am wearing Dean with a down.

Now, you will be back at SMC in no time.

Let go of me, you nutcase.

Hey, what are you doing? You pervert.

Taking advantage of her sexual innocence
only to one day toss her aside.

Okay, now who am I, Shaq?

Do I look like I could toss her
anywhere?

Save it, Imprudel.

You're fired. Wait.

No,

no, wait, wait, wait.

Now you can't fire my boo.

I can and I will.

But that's not fair.

Now he's already been fired once.

Obviously he's a lousy employee.

Now.

She goes.

Uh, boo, I'm sorry, baby, but one of us
has to bring home the bacon.

Let's see.

I've got my turkey.

Hey, Kim.

Who are they?

Kim, I'd like you to meet my parents.

Your parents?

Come on in.

Um, baby, were you adopted?

It's a pleasure to finally meet you,
Kim. Oh, yes. Alan has told us so much

about you.

And he's told me so little about you.

Oh, Alan, you didn't tell us this was
going to be a dinner party.

That's quite a spread. How many guests
are you expecting?

Let's see.

One, two, three.

I thought Fallon told you we're vegans.

Oh, I had a vegan friend once, but she
couldn't learn the language, so she

back home.

I told you she had an offbeat sense of
humor.

Hey, sorry, Kim. I didn't know you were
cooking. My parents don't eat meat or

dairy. Well, what else is there?

Veggies. Oh, veggies.

Veggies. I got plenty of those. just
take them out the can and nuke.

Canned vegetables?

Oh, don't worry. I'm going to spice them
up with a bunch of bacon.

Mmm.

Bacon.

I'm sorry.

I meant yuck.

Bacon.

Kid, my parents used to be my size.

Yeah, that's right. But then we decided
to turn our lives around when we

realized that we could no longer fit
into our Hummer.

Now we do plenty of exercise and we eat
smart.

Unfortunately, Alan hasn't come around
yet, but we're hopeful, so I'm afraid

this food is going to go to waste.

Says who?

Because I'm going to eat them ribs.
Alan, really, you don't know.

Miss Thomas, I've got something for you.

Oh, how sweet a gift. You didn't have
to. That's not what Alan said.

detailed and fine Corinthian leather.

That's too rabid.

They ran out of baby seal. What's wrong?

My parents don't believe in killing
animals.

They don't have to kill it. It's already
dead.

So, what do you miss most about the
professor?

Well, he was a man of great integrity.

charity, and honor, and I am deeply
saddened by his passing.

Professor Stanley Ogilvie isn't dead.

Who?

I should beat you with this camera for
wasting my tape.

Okay, Nikki, I'm ready for my close -up.

What are your feelings about the
professor?

He was truly a father figure to me.

I mean, to be honest, he was more of a
father than my own because my dad was

never there, you know? I mean, not that
it mattered. I mean, I'm over it, but I

guess I'm not completely over it. I
wouldn't be telling you this.

You know, everybody needs love, you
know? Cut!

Y 'all are starting to frustrate the
hell out of me.

T, get over here.

Now, how many signatures did you get?

One thousand.

In an hour?

sign 500, and Stevie sign 500.

Cool, cool, cool.

Now here, hold this camera.

I want to say something.

I'm Nikki Parker, and it's my humble
opinion that my husband, Professor

Wayne Ogilvie... Nikki, you need to wrap
it up.

I got to close.

I have a life, you know.

No, you don't.

All right, you got me there.

But I still need to close by 9.

And I need to get this tape over to Dean
Withers' office.

Why? There's no one there this time of
night. I know, but I can put it outside

his door, and he'll get it first thing
in the morning.

All right, let's rest it all clear.
Let's go. Let's go.

I came by to drop off this tape.

That door should have been locked.

And you should have been on beat.

Oh, how dare you?

I was on beat.

Didn't you ever learn how to knock?
Well, I did, but you were too busy

your leg up like a showgirl.

You know, you're pretty flexible, Dean.

You really think so? Thank you. I
stretch a bit.

Miss Parker, I'm sure I don't have to
tell you the importance of discretion in

this matter.

Uh, Dean, perhaps we should discuss it
and how it relates to getting the

professor his job back.

Oh, that's blackmail.

No, that's love.

Where did you get your shoes? I love
them.

Hey, this is good.

Is that real cream?

Irving. What?

Is that spinach in it? I'm just going to
try a little bit.

I'm sorry you couldn't eat anything,
Miss Diamond.

Oh, that's all right. The water is
refreshing.

Really? It's straight from the tap.

Alan, pass me one of them pork chops.

Irving, now really, I don't think...
Shut up, Louise.

Can't you see two men are eating?

Well, I hope you're happy, Kimberly.

Yeah, they seem to be enjoying their
food.

Where you going, Ma?

I will not sit here and watch her kill
both you and your father.

Y 'all getting him.

They accept me.

They gotta accept you.

I mean, we're a team.

So, what's for dessert?

Me?

I was hoping for cheesecake.

No, I'm just kidding.

It's good to have you back, Professor.

Oh, thanks, Woody.

It's good to be back.

In your honor, we had a new item to the
lunch menu.

Yeah? What is it? Corn dog.

Welcome back, Stanley.

Hasn't been the same without you.

So they tell me.

You finally figured out that you
couldn't run this place without me, huh?

Actually, that had nothing to do with
it.

Fortunately for you, Miss Parker can be
quite persuasive.

Now, if you'll excuse me, since I had to
relinquish part of my salary to pay for

your return.

I'm forced to eat the crap they serve
here.

Bon appetit.

Hey, boo.

Can't believe I'm saying this, but
that's actually music to my ears. Miss

Parker, I don't know how to thank you.
And I want to keep it that way.

Hey, Nikki, we can't believe you were
going to blackmail the dean with that

tape. I can't.

Please, I never even hit the record
button.

But... The dean doesn't have to know
that.

Speaking of the rocket.

Miss Parker.

Hey, dean.

Toot, toot.

Hey, beep, beep.