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Hey, good morning, Professor.
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Oh, Woody, it's not just a good morning,
it's a great morning.
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You got some last night, didn't you?
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No, no, for your information, yours
truly will be escorting the beautiful
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talented Miss Kenya Moore around town
this weekend.
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Kenya Moore?
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You mean that sexy actress that used to
be Miss USA?
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Right, right.
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How did you manage that? Well, you know,
I...
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I got skills.
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And jokes.
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All right, look, I have a cousin who
introduced me to her at a party in New
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York. I gave her my phone number, but I
never dreamed she would call.
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Begging really works.
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There's only one thing that could turn
my dream weekend into a nightmare.
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And there it is.
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Sweet dreams.
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No, no, no.
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I got this.
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Hey, Miss Parker. Hey.
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I had something I wanted to ask you.
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Aren't you going to get down on one
knee?
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No, no, no. I wanted you to do me a
favor.
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Well, I hadn't planned to before the
wedding, but what the hell? Come on.
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that. No, I want to know, could you keep
an eye on my apartment while I go away?
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See, there's a family funeral that I
have to attend.
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Oh, no. One of my relatives passed.
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Not yours. Mine.
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So, uh, yes or no?
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I'd love to watch your apartment.
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I do it two or three times a day anyway.
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I'll be back on Monday.
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I'll email you every day. Yeah.
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Yes. Yes, Woody. It's gonna be a Miss
Parker -free weekend for Sheezy.
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That sounds good, bud.
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But where are you going to stay? Oh,
man, I'm way ahead of you.
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I'm going to be relaxing in a hotel.
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I got 20 bucks that says it won't work.
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40 says it will.
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50. Plus, you take over my afternoon
shift at the Grubhub on Monday. Man,
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on your own.
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What's the first thing you're going to
do?
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I'm going to Disney World forever.
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Now, wait a minute now.
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Did you forget that the premiere of Baby
Girl is this weekend? I can't replace
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you that quick.
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Honey, why don't you put your wife
Cupcake to work?
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Her name is Cookie.
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That's not a bad idea.
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the value of earning your keep. Now,
when I was growing up, you had to work
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for everything you got.
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Nothing came free.
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And now, can you buy me some popcorn?
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Nicky! Nicky!
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Hey!
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Nicky Parker, Mr. Magic Johnson.
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Like we don't know that. You are my...
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create jobs here in the community.
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Yeah, and when you gonna run for mayor?
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Well, wait a minute now.
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That's a little ways off. But I tell you
what, if you become my theater manager,
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I'll think about it.
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You want me to work for you? You come
highly recommended.
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Well, what about Miss Campbell?
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Honey, I hit the lotto. I don't need
this.
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But Nikki will do just fine.
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She knows how to keep those young people
or not. That sounds good to me. How
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about it, Miss Parker?
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having to sneak in?
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She'll take it.
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Uh, when do I start?
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Well, let me ask Miss Campbell.
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Now would be good.
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Okay, is the answer to problem A 65?
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Yep, that's what I got. What about you,
Kim?
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Uh -huh.
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What are you doing?
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Reading, Jet.
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Pam, did you know P. Diddy has three
Bentleys?
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Hey, movie manager mama.
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Hey, y 'all. Hey, how are things doing
at the theater? Great. We're having a
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premiere of Baby Girl tomorrow night.
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And I could use the extra help. Hey,
well, count me in. I can use the cash.
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Yeah, me too. Oh, we're going to meet
stars.
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Good. So y 'all will start tomorrow?
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Yeah.
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Nikki, let me talk to you for a minute.
Uh -huh.
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Hey, girl, what's up?
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Hmm, rule number one.
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Never hire friends and family members to
work for you. Why not?
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Because they will walk all over you.
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Well, too late. I already hired them.
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Well, then make sure you rule with an
iron fist or you'll be sorry.
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And, uh, they would never do that to me.
I'm telling you. Mama!
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Huh? I'm going to be a little late to
work tomorrow.
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Told you.
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But it's your first day.
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I know, but it's important. I really
need my roots touched up.
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Well, she didn't need to pray.
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now toy put some Vaseline on them chap
lips
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can I go to the bathroom you mean may I
go to the
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bathroom okay may I go to the bathroom
no now magic is counting on us to do a
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good job so go out there and make
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I could take.
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Tell me about it. If I'd have known I
was going to work this hard, I would
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brought our housekeeper.
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three dollars.
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Baby girl. But not everybody shares that
enthusiasm.
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With me is Kim Parker, a former employee
of the Magic Johnson Theater.
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Kim, exactly what is the problem?
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I was fired from this establishment
because I was two minutes late coming
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from my break and kissing on Andrew.
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That's terrible.
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Who's responsible for this travesty?
This what?
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I thought I told you to leave. I'm
exercising myself.
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Oh, no,
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he didn't bring some other woman up to
my job while I'm working hard to earn a
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paycheck for the both of us.
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I'll deal with you later. Can you...
Would you mind saying a few words to
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adoring fans?
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Sure.
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Miss Parker, what in Sam Hill are you
doing here?
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Oh, I should be asking you the same
thing.
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So is this the funeral you're going to?
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She does look a little stiff.
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I beg your pardon?
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Do you know who I am?
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Honey, I don't care if you're Mother
Teresa's mama. You still wouldn't my
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I am not your man.
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Come on, Kenya. Let's go.
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Legs. It's getting a little common
around here.
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Excuse me, but you better slow your
roll, Conte Quinta.
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My name is Kenya.
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Trust me, it's not worth it. If you'll
just excuse us.
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Girl, I know you are not going to let
her get away with that.
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Hell no.
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You seem to be in a hurry. Yeah, I'm a
little anxious to get rid of some
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garbage. Well, I just wanted you to know
you're doing a great job and keep up
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the good work. Okay.
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Oh, Miss Parker.
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Yes, yes.
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I noticed an employee out front carrying
a sign. Do you know anything about
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that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, see,
she is promoting this movie called
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Mama starring Angela Bassett.
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That's strange.
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I never heard of that.
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Anyway, I better get out front, you
know. Make sure Denzel don't sneak any
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in. Oh, oh, oh. You know, Mr. Johnson, I
did see Denzel sneaking a fat burger
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bag. Fat burger? Yes. Well, between you
and I, we'll let him fly.
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All right.
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Nicky, Nicky, can we talk to you for a
minute? Yeah, yeah, make it quick, make
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it quick. We think you're working us too
hard. Yeah, we haven't had a chance to
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see any stores.
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Oh, I'll show you some stores.
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of stressful conditions we will no
longer tolerate
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Hey!
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Turn that light on!
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No!
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I'm warning you, Miss Parker. Leave us
alone.
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That's it.
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That is it.
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Slide over.
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I'm not sliding anywhere.
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This is absurd.
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Sorry, boo, but these orders come
straight from the top.
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Oh, really?
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Well, we'll see what magic has to say
about it.
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Oh, like you know him.
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Well, I know him. And you're not going
to get away with this.
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I was just playing, Kizzy.
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Well, I'm not.
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Stanley, you need to take care of your
business.
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Management. Oh, I can't promise that.
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Then you leave us no choice. If it don't
fit, you must acquit. If we don't come
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to an agreement, we walk in a semen.
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Hey, Miss Parker, where's everybody?
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Uh, on break.
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You know, by the way, I did some
research on that Unfair Mama movie, and
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couldn't find it anywhere in the
catalogs.
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Let's see how this baby works.
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I can do that.
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Okay.
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Measure the popcorn kernels carefully.
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Warning. Never add more than four cups
of kernels to the popcorn machine at
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once.
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Miss, I'd like to buy a ticket.
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Just go in, damn it!
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Oh, and, uh, sir, thank you for coming
to the Magic Johnson Theater.
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But not to worry, Nicky Parker's on the
job.
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Might have a glitch in the popcorn
machine.
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Nicky Parker's on the job.
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The employees are still on break.
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Yeah, but they'll be back in just a
couple minutes.
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Miss Parker, is this something you want
to tell me?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I sure could use your help behind the
scenes.
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That's what I hired you for.
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Yeah, but it is your theater.
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Miss Parker, I'm sorry.
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This isn't quite working out.
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I'm going to have to let you go.
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Oh, no. Hold up, man. It's not that
deep.
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You can't find me. Now, who are you
going to find to replace Nicky Parker on
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such short notice?
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Here's your money.
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Uh -huh.
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Hey, want you forgetting something?
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All right, I'll give you another 50 to
forget the whole thing.
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Forget it?
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Listen, I got a hot date with Mavis, the
fry cook.
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See you. See you.
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Oh, no, no, no. Hey, hey!
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Listen, y 'all, I know I got a little
crazy, but it was only because you are
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crazy.
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No, it's because I was just trying to
make an impression.
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Well, you certainly did that.
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There's a picture of you up in the
theater that says, do not let this woman
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enter, ever.
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What? But don't worry, Mama, I gave them
a good picture. Did you? Yeah.
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That ass was cannibal.
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