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Okay, come on.
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Cam, you've been moping around ever
since Aaron broke up with you. I miss my
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boo, Stevie.
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Why, Stevie, why?
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Why?
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Has he caught you cheating on him?
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He only caught me once.
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Good news, Kim. I found a way to hit you
a date, and I'll get paid for it. Isn't
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that illegal?
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No. You pay 20 bucks to meet six guys in
60 minutes.
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You in, Stevie?
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Why should I pay 20 bucks? I can meet
six guys in five minutes on my own.
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Okay, tell me more about it.
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It's like a whole bunch of 10 -minute
mini -dates. I'm setting it up in
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club this Friday night.
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Well, Kim, this would be a great way for
you to meet some nice guys. Come on,
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it'll be fun.
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Okay, I'm game if you are.
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Well, for 20 bucks, I'll give it a shot.
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Oh, me too, Tika, and you spot me $20.
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Oh, hell no.
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nasty sandwich.
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Nothing. Then hush up and eat it.
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Uh, Raymond, I need two vodka tonics,
and this time, less vodka, more tonics.
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But I already watered down the liquor
bottles twice today.
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Then add more ice, because if I don't
start paying a profit, I'm gonna take it
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out of your paycheck.
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Don't mind her. She gets cranky when she
ain't getting none.
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Yeah? Well, I do hope she gets some
soon.
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She actually is very sweet, Raymond.
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Yeah, well, you don't work for her. Oh,
no, I don't work for nobody, baby.
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I'm in business for myself.
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I've been thinking about doing that,
too.
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You should do it. See, that way you make
your own hours and you can keep your
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own money.
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Raymond, stop yacking and get back to
work.
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And you don't have to listen to a mean,
horny boss.
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You're right.
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I don't need this lousy job.
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No, no, hold on, Raymond. I was just
playing.
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You never get any.
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Wait, let's talk about this.
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What got into him?
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I don't know. I tried to stop him.
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Where am I going to find a bartender on
such short notice?
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Girl, stop begging.
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I'll do it.
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what I'm doing. I told you, in here is
Miss Wilkerson.
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All right, hold it down, y 'all. Let's
get it cracking up in here.
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Welcome to Six Dates in 60 Minutes,
sponsored by your player partner, me.
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All right?
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All right.
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Okay. Now, the rules are as follows.
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Homies will sit on the outside of the
tables, honeys on the inside.
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After 10 minutes, I'll ring a bell.
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After that, ladies will stay seated,
fellas move to your right. All right?
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questions? Cool.
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Let's make a love connection up in here,
y 'all.
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How you doing?
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I'm Adam.
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I'm sorry, Adam. I just broke up with my
boyfriend.
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I'm not ready for a relationship.
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Well, uh, can I at least get your name?
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Why, don't you have your own?
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You got jokes.
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That's why I definitely got to give you
my phone number.
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When it comes to dating, guys only want
one thing. So I'm telling you right now,
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that's not going to happen. Not here,
not tonight, not with me. Got it, bucko?
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I'm at the law school. I plan on moving
back into my old neighborhood so that I
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can help educate the children and get
back to the community.
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You got something in your teeth.
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All right, so we're going to take a
short break.
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You know...
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Kim, I don't get it. You could care less
about your dates and you get numbers
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from every single one of them. Big deal.
How did you do?
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I don't need a man.
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Good, because after listening to you
tonight, you won't be getting anyone.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm just saying, if I were desperate for
a man like you, I would be so, so man
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-ish.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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It just means that you need to act more
like a girl. You're chasing your dates
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away. It's not my fault if they're
insecure.
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Oh, they're not insecure. They're
scared.
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Okay, so what should I do? Well, smile.
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Twirl your hair.
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Laugh at their jokes.
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For God's sake, be quiet.
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All right, y 'all. The break's over.
Will everyone please take their seats?
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All right,
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y 'all. It's been real. Hope you made a
love connection tonight.
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Good luck.
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Hey, Kim, it worked.
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I followed your advice. I actually got
some phone numbers. I've got a date. Oh,
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good for you. Have fun.
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Oh, no, no, no. No, you have to come,
too. You can, you know, call that really
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cute guy. I don't want to.
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Kim, forget about Aaron.
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You gotta move on. Besides, I need you
there. Why?
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You know, so if I start to act a little
mannish again, you can give me tips on
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how to act.
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What, how to act easy?
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Well, yeah.
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Okay, I can do that.
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Stanley,
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you were fantastic.
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I'll see you next week.
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Hold on, Alicia.
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You don't have to run off. Oh, honey,
I'm afraid I do.
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I was hoping that we could, you know, go
out. Maybe grab some dinner, see a
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movie. Why?
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Because that's what couples do.
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Oh, right.
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I mean, all you ever do is come over
here and we have sex and then you leave.
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I mean, I know nothing about you. Come
on, Stanley. Now I think you know a
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little something about me. Come on.
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You know what I mean.
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For instance...
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How come I've never been to your place?
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Well, honey, I told you my place is
being renovated.
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Renovated. All right, well, how come we
never leave this apartment?
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Huh? Yeah, you're ashamed of me, huh?
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Oh, Stanley.
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Stanley, you are perfect.
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You are.
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Now, why don't you go put on those silk
boxes I bought for you? Go on and mop
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them.
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Why? You only rip them off me like I'm
some cheap...
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Booty call?
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Stanley, I hate to see you pout. I tell
you what, next time we'll go someplace.
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I know a nice, cozy spot where hardly
anybody goes. Yeah?
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And we can spend the whole evening
there. Oh, yeah.
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Hold on, hold on. Now, let's not forget
about the sex part.
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No, that's... The dessert.
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That's right.
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Stevie, I'm gonna go. I'm not feeling
this. No, no, no.
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Come on. It'll be good for you. And even
better for me.
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There's Alan over there. Oh, yeah. He's
cute.
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Oh, I guess I should go over there and
give him a chance.
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Excuse me.
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I'm sorry, but do I know you?
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Yeah, I'm your date. I'm the one who
called you, Alan. My name's not Alan.
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It's Adam.
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Please excuse me.
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Here's my date.
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If that's Adam, then who's Adam?
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Hey, you know, my bad, Kim. You know, I
hope I didn't keep you waiting.
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second. Ooh, a buffet.
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Oh, Kim, this is my date, Matt. Matt,
this is Kim. Oh, hi.
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Bye.
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No, wait. Hey, what's wrong?
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Stevie, I got my dates mixed up and I
called the wrong guy.
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Well, Kim, you took his number. How bad
could he be?
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Sort of Biggie Smalls kind of way.
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Good night, Stevie.
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No, no, no. Don't go.
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Look, I don't want to scare this guy
off.
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Please stay for me.
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Oh, okay.
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After my day finished eating his hot
dogs, hamburgers, french fries, and
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wings, I'm out.
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Now, you sure you can handle things
while I'm gone?
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Yeah, girl.
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Go get your groove on.
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Oh, thanks, Nikki. I owe you.
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I know.
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It's called a paycheck.
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Oh, come on, Stanley. We'll have fun.
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Oh, who cares?
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Let's go.
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I thought you wanted to go out.
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Yeah, I know, but couldn't we go
somewhere else? Well, I know it's not
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nicest place, but we're already here.
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All right, fine.
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Why don't you grab a table and I'll get
us some drinks.
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Bartender.
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What are you doing back there?
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I've been working nights here.
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You come to check up on me, boo?
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No. I just came to have some drinks with
my attorney.
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And I don't want you to interfere.
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Doesn't she have regular business hours?
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Yes. But she's, you know, cheaper after
6 p .m.
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She looks cheap, all right.
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Are you cheating on me?
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Give me two glasses of Merlot, please.
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I'll bring them over to the table. Thank
you.
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Oh, Stanley, what took you so long? I
missed you. Oh, good.
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Let's go back to my place. Wait a
minute.
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Stanley, I thought you wanted to hang
out. Oh, I do, and we did, so let's go.
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Stanley, I know this means a lot to you,
so we can stay.
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So you're an attorney, huh?
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Quick, name the cast of the practice.
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Uh -huh.
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Okay, okay.
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But I'm keeping my eye on you.
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Stanley,
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if I didn't know any better, I swear
there was something going on between you
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and that bartender. Oh, relax, baby.
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She's just one of my students.
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Okay.
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Whoa! Man, when you look at the size of
that guy, he's an SUV with a head.
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Oh, my God.
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That SUV.
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That's my husband.
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He's going to kill you.
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Husband?
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Kill? He got out of prison for beating
up the last guy I cheated with.
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Oh, Lord Jesus.
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Hi, baby.
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Your hands must be burning.
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We were just talking about you.
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Kyle,
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is that what you think? This is Stanley
Ogilvie, my professor.
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Remember, I told you I was going back to
school.
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Stanley Ogilvie. Yeah, Professor Stanley
Ogilvie.
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You're sleeping with my wife, college
boy.
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No, Kyle.
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We're not sleeping together, Kyle. He's
married.
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I can prove it.
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There's my wife right over there.
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I don't believe you.
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Look, I was just telling this fine,
large gentleman that you were my wife.
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Wife? Of course, I'm your wife for life.
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So, Alicia, you can turn in that paper
on Tuesday.
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Well, nice meeting you.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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You know,
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I kind of feel bad about this.
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Please stay and let me buy you and your
wife. Oh, no, no, no.
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I have to go back to work?
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Oh, please. That bar practically runs
itself.
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Excuse me. Can I get a rum and coke?
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I don't care, baby.
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My husband and I are having dinner.
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Yo, sweetheart.
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Can we get four more cokes over here,
please?
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Matt, she has a name.
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Yeah, sweetheart.
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Oh, where were we?
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I was talking about my work on the Bush
campaign.
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Oh, right. That's why I fell asleep.
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Well, I'll tell you what I think about
Bush.
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I think politics should be left up to
men.
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I like the way you think.
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Ever play pool?
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00:14:59,670 --> 00:15:02,510
Of course I have not ever played pool.
248
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,110
I didn't think so.
249
00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:06,230
Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
250
00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:07,770
I'm here to teach you.
251
00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:11,230
Great. Well, can you put the balls in
that little triangle thingy?
252
00:15:11,690 --> 00:15:12,690
Sure thing.
253
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,400
Don't want the little lady to break a
nail.
254
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,300
For you.
255
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,400
Aw.
256
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,160
You know, I'm not ready for this.
257
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:27,920
I just broke up with my boyfriend.
258
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,860
The only reason why I came here tonight
was because Stevie said she needed me.
259
00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:33,920
I understand. I'll tell you what.
260
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,740
Let's pretend we're not on a date. We're
just two friends having a soda.
261
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,580
We'll eventually take a shower together.
262
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,040
Oh, you so fast.
263
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,980
Well, you're my size. You better be. So,
do you like college?
264
00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:48,000
Stop it. You're making my best camera.
265
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,240
I'm serious.
266
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,520
Oh.
267
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,620
All right, now you ask me a question.
268
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:59,140
Okay. What kind of music do you like?
I'm pretty much into R &B and rap.
269
00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:01,320
Me too. I'm even into band.
270
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,360
Really? You know I write a little music
myself.
271
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,720
Oh.
272
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,320
Wow. You are really good.
273
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,140
Don't feel bad.
274
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,700
Pool's not really a girl's game.
275
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:19,760
You know, when I first met you, you
behaved a little mannish.
276
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:25,820
But now that I've gotten to know you,
you're actually a sweet little filly.
277
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,280
Play your cards right?
278
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,040
You might just get lucky tonight.
279
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,560
How about another game?
280
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000
Cutie.
281
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,300
Rack him.
282
00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:26,300
How did it join you?
283
00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:30,880
Our eyes locked, and it was love at
first sight.
284
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,700
I lost a bet.
285
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,760
Excuse me.
286
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:37,940
You're out of vodka?
287
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:39,840
Really? What, did you shake a little
bar?
288
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,520
Oh, no. Oh, thank you.
289
00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:46,120
If you all will excuse me, I have to go
powder my nose.
290
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,400
How about a little sugar before I go?
291
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,780
He hates when we're apart.
292
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,060
at Poosball?
293
00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:25,560
You're just like my mother.
294
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:30,960
You ready to go, Kim?
295
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:32,760
Actually, I think I want to stay.
296
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,440
Okay, fine.
297
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,380
Oh, and, um, I like being mannish.
298
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:43,540
I'm back.
299
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,760
How about some sugar? Sit down.
300
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:51,020
Well, uh, it's been great, y 'all.
301
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,500
Well, we got to run.
302
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,000
I'll see you next week in class,
Professor.
303
00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:58,299
Yeah, yeah.
304
00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,440
Class is canceled.
305
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,670
that was here when I left.
306
00:19:32,030 --> 00:19:34,890
Oh, my bad. One dollar of that is my
tip.
307
00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:39,130
I knew I shouldn't have hired you. You
fired Nikki.
308
00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:41,370
I don't need you, Ann Dow.
309
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:44,690
My husband is a junior college
professor.
310
00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:46,610
Yeah.
311
00:19:50,850 --> 00:19:54,310
I had a really fun time tonight, Alan.
Yeah, thanks. Me too.
312
00:19:54,850 --> 00:19:56,670
Well, good. I'll let you take me out
again.
313
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,310
Nah, nah. No thanks.
314
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,480
offense, Kim, but you're not my type.
You know, I usually date taller girls.
315
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,480
Then why did you agree to go out with
me?
316
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,920
I mean, well, you look so pitiful at
speed dating.
317
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,500
You know, I kind of felt sorry for you.
318
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,480
Maybe I'll see you around.
319
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:15,420
Peace.
320
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,200
Hey, Puddin', how was your date?
321
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,200
I just got kicked in the curb by Bob's
big boy.
322
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:34,460
I'm not.
323
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,420
I realize I didn't think about Aaron
once tonight.
324
00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:39,700
I think I'm going to be all right.
325
00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:41,460
Good for you, baby.
326
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:46,500
Wait a minute, Mama. What are you doing
home from work? I had to quit.
327
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,560
My man wants me home at night.
328
00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,760
Well, look, it's like a whole bunch of
men.
329
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,860
Yeah, we messed up.
330
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:04,420
What the f**k?
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