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Your check is out.
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Are you a typical college student who's
broke and tired of wasting your hard
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-earned cash on gas -guzzling vehicles?
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I would be if I had one.
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I'll mind away.
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A smart car for a smart person.
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Don't worry, Kim. There's a car out
there for you.
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Somewhere.
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Whoever scores the highest on the IQ
test wins a brand -new, fuel -efficient
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electric car.
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Hey.
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Hey, I finally have my own rock.
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Hey, I'm telling you, it's not cool
rolling in Mama's purple pimp mobile.
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Oh, you can always roll on the bus.
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A lot of me to brag, but the word genius
was thrown around quite a bit when I
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was a child.
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Then why are you at a junior college?
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Hey, boo.
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You want to test your IQ?
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No need.
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I'm smart enough to know you're not the
woman for me.
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Well, let's do this.
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What took you so long, genius?
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I wanted to recheck my genius answers.
What's your excuse?
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Well, I finished so early, I took a cat
nap and plucked my eyebrows.
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What's that on your answer sheet?
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Oh, this is hot sauce red nail polish.
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I even painted my nails, too.
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All done?
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What the hell? Neither one of them looks
too bright anyway.
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She's short, she's beautiful, and she's
right here.
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Stevie girl, where you at?
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Oh, it's me.
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It's right here in this letter. Let me
see it.
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Yes, it's Kim Parker.
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Uh, hand me that phone.
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Not that I doubt you, baby.
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Kim Parker, and I will call in to double
-check the results of my IQ test.
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Uh -huh.
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No, seriously, check again.
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Uh -huh.
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You're positive?
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Just once more, please.
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Okay.
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It's true.
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Kim had the highest IQ.
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See, I knew it was a hoax.
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What did you say?
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It's true. It's really true.
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Kim, you scored higher than anyone else.
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Baby, do you know what this means? I can
rip up my bus pass.
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That and you're a genius.
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A genius?
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I always knew I was different.
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I've been saying that all your life.
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Kim hasn't been properly challenged.
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All these years, she's been bored in
school.
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That's what I've been trying to tell
you. No one has challenged my mind.
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Tickle Me Elmo.
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You know, it's so clear now.
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The L .A. school system failed you,
baby.
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Instead of pushing you forward, they
were holding you back. Back.
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What I need to do is get my man J .C. on
the phone.
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Uh, Nikki, who's J .C.? Johnny Cochran.
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Damn, man, the school system failed you,
too.
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Apple red IQ.
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It matches my fingernail.
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What? You won the car? I don't know.
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How did you pull that off? With a score
above 150, I'm brilliant.
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I always knew there was something deep,
deep down in those unexplored readers of
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your mind.
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So how did you non -genius of do?
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They told me don't be no fool, stay in
school.
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How did you do, Stevie?
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Everybody knows the IQ test is racist
and culturally biased.
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How bad was it? Let's just say I have no
IQ.
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Hey, y 'all.
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I'm sure Kim told you guys the good
news.
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My baby's a genius.
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Love me.
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Stop hating.
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Kim, can I have a word with you?
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I heard about your test score, and I was
wondering how is it that you are able
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to score higher than me?
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Excuse me, Professor, but it's higher
than I.
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Uh, you took the test?
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Doesn't hurt to have a second car.
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What can I say except I'm a genius and
you're not?
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Yeah, but you've never gotten higher
than a D on any of my exams.
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I guess you don't stimulate my
intellect.
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I've got your stimulation.
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Oh, Professor, can I have it?
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Get away, you schizo.
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Well, we'll see how smart Kim really is
after she takes one of the most
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difficult midterms I ever devised.
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Hello, your role professor.
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Remember, I'm a new genius.
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Get in.
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Hello?
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I'm sorry.
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I can't party with you tonight.
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I have to study.
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See, I'm a genius.
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And geniuses only kick it with other
geniuses.
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So long, doofus.
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Who was that?
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Tea.
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Yes, it was. Yes, it was.
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Hey, baby. Hi.
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Love the new look?
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Yeah, I'm rocking genius.
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Kim, I have to go to the bookstore. I
forgot to get you Einstein's dreams.
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Who cares about his dreams?
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He's dead.
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All right, are you ready to do this?
Because I am ready to do this. I need to
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this. That low IQ score has got to be
wrong. I have to ace the professor's
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Stevie, breathe.
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Exhale.
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Humidify your mind.
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Okay, let's begin.
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Stevie, we've studied that already.
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How many more times do you want to keep
going over this stuff?
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Until I'm smart.
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We don't have that kind of time. The
test is tomorrow.
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Look, why don't I take it for you? I
can't do that. You just don't get it.
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No, I do get it. I'm the one with the
150 IQ.
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You're right.
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I'm wrong, as usual.
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Look, I'm going to bed.
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My brain cells need their rest. I
thought they were going to be bubbly in
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morning. Night, Stevie.
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Night.
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Stevie, have you been up all night?
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Oh, is it morning already?
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I haven't finished studying. I need at
least 18 more hours.
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Stevie, Stevie.
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I hate to say it, but if you don't know
it by now... I do know it. I must know
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it.
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Okay, calm down.
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Now let us make haste.
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Jesse, I actually have a meeting with my
man, Jay Pete.
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I hope it's the suit of a professor for
that hard -ass test.
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Hey,
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you two.
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How'd you do on your midterm?
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Let's just say I may never leave this
place.
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Well,
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I know my baby aced it. That's right.
I'm the genius formerly known as Kim.
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Stevie Van Lowe.
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How could you have failed my midterm?
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She's dumb.
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Yeah, because only a... dummy would fall
asleep on a midterm.
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Yeah, well, I guess that explains the
drool on your paper.
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I was exhausted. I pulled an all
-nighter.
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See, the excuses are like hemorrhoids.
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Nobody wants one.
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Well, I finally got my baby to apply
herself, and it paid off.
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So, Professor, you didn't think I could
pass your midterm, and I aced it.
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Yeah. Yes, Kim, you did.
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So I guess this proves that you are.
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That you are... What rhymes with heart?
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Smart, there I say.
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You're damn right she's smart.
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But Kim needs to be around people who
she can relate to.
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I do?
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Yeah. It's not easy being a part of the
upper 2 % of the population.
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That's why I recommended you for Mensa.
Men who?
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It's a club for really smart people.
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And you were accepted, baby.
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Who'd you ladies get in free before 10?
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I didn't ask.
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But there's going to be a mental
induction ceremony for you at the
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union. Oh, mama, it's all coming
together.
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That's right. I have UPN, BET.
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You're the genius, so it must be
brilliant.
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You know, you should win a Nobel Prize.
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Or at least a Golden Globe.
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Are you okay, Stevie?
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How can I be okay?
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I'm a dummy.
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I have the IQ of a chimpanzee. I
couldn't even pass my eye exam.
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Don't worry, Stevie.
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You can always be a professional
shampooer.
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You think?
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If you study real hard.
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Aw, thanks, Kim.
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You're so amazing.
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And don't forget smart.
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I remember what that looked like.
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Ah, ah, ah, one who looks back bumps
into a wall.
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Hey, y 'all. Hey.
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Hey, baby.
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You have your big speech ready?
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Oh, I can't wait.
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Oh, I helped. I put little smiley faces
all over her paper.
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Well, gotta go pick up tea.
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How you dealing with this whole IQ
thing?
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Oh, I've accepted it. I've been
partying, bought a whole new wardrobe,
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all my classes.
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Being dumb is fun.
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Don't worry, Mama. She'll make a fine
shampooer.
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Well, gotta go.
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Adieu.
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Adieu? She do what?
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Oh, don't strain your brain.
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That's genius talk.
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Hi, I'm looking for Kim Parker.
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Why? I've certified mail for her.
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Oh, sure. Oh, just take it.
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Oh, it's not a bill.
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It's also not another cleverly disguised
restraining order from the professor.
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We regret to inform you that your test
results were accidentally switched with
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the Miss Stevie Van Lowe's.
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They were, however, still remarkable in
that they were way below the population
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average.
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Our sincerest apologies to Acme IQ
Testing Company.
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Yes, I told you that girl was dumb.
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My daughter is not dumb.
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Well, we'll see what those Mensa folks
have to say.
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Oh, no.
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This is all my fault.
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I can't let her make a fool of herself.
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Maybe I can catch her on her cell.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Come on.
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We gotta stop her.
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Why you hang up on me?
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Take it easy on the horn. We're not
going anywhere.
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Move it!
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I don't know why they call it rush hour
when nobody flush it.
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What are you doing?
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I'm trying to get the honey in the
Honda's attention.
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Will you stop it? You freak.
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Well, I'm bored.
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Besides, there's nothing else we can do.
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Yes, there is.
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I have to save my baby.
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does it feel to be a genius?
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A little tingly.
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Tingly? Your brain?
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No, my hair. Stevie forgot to wash all
the shampoo out.
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Damn, I even suck at shampooing.
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Please come forward.
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Wait! Wait!
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I don't... I love you, too.
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I gotta go.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I would like to thank the Men's Society
for recognizing and welcoming a true
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genius. Me.
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And as a new member, I'd like to offer
Kim's theory of relativity.
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Have you ever wondered why Jennifer
Lopez now goes by J -Lo?
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Or why Oprah Winfrey is just so?
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Put on me this.
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If Kentucky Fried Chicken is simply KFC,
why isn't Jack in the Box J &B?
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Man, she's deep.
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My point is, you can be who you are in
the simplest way.
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Kinetic inertia.
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being squared. That doesn't make any
sense.
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This means keep it simple, stupid.
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We can be who we are as we are.
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A test score should not determine your
worth.
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It's about believing in yourself.
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And once you do that, you can achieve
anything, even if your score is lower
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Bubba's achievement.
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for this opportunity.
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I look forward to participating in your
events.
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You do party, don't you?
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Kim, I am so proud of you, baby.
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Yeah, me too.
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Thanks for making me not feel like an
idiot.
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Hey, that's what friends are for.
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Hey, man, at first you had a brother
tripping, but...
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I see now you're just on another level.
I gotta say, Kim, you're full of
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surprises.
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I see you in a whole new light.
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Am I in that light, too?
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No.
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Uh, Kim, baby, I need to tell you
something. I know. I was great.
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You were.
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But, uh, unfortunately, baby, the people
from the IQ test, they sent a letter
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saying they accidentally switched your
score with Stevie's.
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They did what?
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They switched your scores.
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You didn't get the letter they sent
today?
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No, the last letter I opened said I was
dumb.
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So this whole thing was a big mistake?
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So, I'm not an idiot. I'm still really
smart.
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And I'm not a genius.
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I'm still really challenged.
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Oh, it's okay.
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Can you help me?
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I get it.
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Hi, are you Kim Parker?
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Yeah, why?
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Well, I'm from the Acme IQ testing
company. You know, the people who gave
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the car before we realized we made a
terrible, terrible mistake.
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Uh -uh, no back at this.
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Kim, who was at the door?
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Uh, wrong address.
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please? Are you a bill collector?
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No, I'm here to pick up the car.
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Mama, no.
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I'm sure you're aware of the horrible,
horrible mix -up and we need the car
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back. I lost it.
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Really? Well, I found it downstairs
parked in front of your building.
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You're mean.
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Kim, give the man the keys.
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I hope you washed it.
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You okay,
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Puddin'? Yeah.
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Actually, I'm glad I'm not a genius.
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It was way too hard being smart.
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All the formulas and theories.
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I never had time to think about the
important things in life, like clothes,
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shoes, fine guys.
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Then that's my Puddin'. I just hope you
don't love me any less.
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I know how happy you were when you found
out I was a genius.
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Baby, it doesn't matter if you're smart,
challenged, blonde, or brunette, as
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long as you apply yourself.
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I agree, Mama.
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So, I'm going to go apply some makeup.
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I got some partying to catch up on.
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I love you, Mama.
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I love you, too, Puddin'. That's my
girl.
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Hello, J .C.
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Hey, Nikki Parker.
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Yeah, uh, about that lawsuit with the
school district.
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Mm -hmm. You may want to disassemble the
dream team.
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Yeah. See, a funny thing happened.
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Uh -huh.
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And square the top.
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And square times the square.
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times the square root of the smaller
face times twinkle, twinkle little star
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times equals.
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Let me do this.
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