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Check you out.
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Good luck on your interview, Mama.
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Oh, thanks, baby. Now, I got to get this
internship.
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Now, Professor Adams said if I do it,
I'll get an A, and that'll put me on the
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top of the dean's list.
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How do I look?
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Nervous.
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Oh, but really cute.
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Just relax, Nikki.
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All you got to do is let them know that
they can't intimidate you. You're in
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control. Just look them dead in the eye
like this.
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Boy, I want to get employed, not
committed.
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Are you transferring?
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No. What would you do without me?
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Celebrate. You're so crazy. Now, I'm on
my way to interview for my business
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internship with Alto Waste Management.
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Bruno Alto's company?
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Yeah. You know him? Well, we're in the
same softball league.
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Oh, well, maybe you can put in a good
word for me.
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I can't.
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Conflict of interest.
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You see, we're in the middle of
negotiating a sanitation contract with
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SMC.
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Oh, okay.
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Wait a minute. What does that have to do
with my internship?
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Nothing.
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Wait, Professor?
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All right, well, for what it's worth,
Bruno Alto is a pretty tough cookie. I
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mean, I heard he got into a shouting
match with the last two students he
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interviewed. Don't worry.
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Now, I'm not going to blow it. I need
this internship.
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I'm going to remain cool, calm, and
collected.
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about it.
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Not bad.
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But you gotta use your hands.
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Forget about it.
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Forget about it.
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You're high.
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People from True Life are looking for
someone to do their next show.
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True Life?
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Oh, I love True Life. It's a nice change
from those reality shows.
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I can't believe they turned me and
Stevie down. You said we were too
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I could have told y 'all that.
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They want people with interesting
stories. You can't go over there and be
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yourself. You gotta give them a little
extra.
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Okay, so, uh, I suppose you can do
better. Oh, I know I can.
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Just like that girl, the stripper
cheerleader with a 4 .0 grade average.
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on a talk show, you know.
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And MTV is going to make me a star.
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Hi.
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I'm Kimberly Ann Parker, and I should be
on True Life because I'm cute, turkey,
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and petite.
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So is a hamster. Next.
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Jill, you have a seat. All right, all
right.
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She's sitting down.
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You don't think they could possibly be
interested in her?
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She's just as boring as we are.
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Right? Right, right.
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Okay, yeah, see, they're kicking her to
the curb. Yeah, good.
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Okay, now remember, be gentle.
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Welcome to the Losers Club.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I can't join you because
I'm going to be on True Life.
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What? How'd you pull that off? I told
you you can't. be yourself, I just went
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over there and became a whole bunch of
people.
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Of course, multiple personalities.
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No, just a whole bunch of people.
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Hey, Nick, you send a bit off about the
garbage contract to that idiot in the
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mayor's office?
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Sure did.
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Good, good.
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Hey, want to go to Carmine's for lunch?
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Their steaks are, uh, how you say, the
bomb.
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Well, check you out, homie. Next thing,
you'll be doing the seawall.
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Yeah, right.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Bruno.
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I forgot about your leg.
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It's nothing.
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How'd you hurt it anyway?
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Let's just say I, uh, hurt it on the
job.
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Call Carmise. Tell him to hold the table
for two.
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Oh, I forgot.
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My friend in Dallas is coming by today
to take me out to lunch.
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Is she cute?
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She's single. Bring her along.
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Alto Waste Management.
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It's Benny.
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I'll take you to my office.
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Hang on, Benny.
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Oh, so this is Alto Waste Management.
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I never been to a real mob hangout.
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Don't start with that working with the
mob talk again, Andal.
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All I'm saying is Bruno's Italian.
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He's in waste management just like Tony
Soprano.
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Soprano, Alto, anything ring a bell?
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Yeah, the loose screws in your head.
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Hey, Nikki, how you doing? Hey, big
kitty, how you doing?
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Same old, same old. Go on there.
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Yeah, go on there.
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Thanks, Nikki. By the way, I brought you
some of the biscottis you like.
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And I suppose they fell off a truck.
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Could be they did, could be they didn't.
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What's it to you?
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Did I say something?
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Explain him.
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What? My Uncle Jay wears dress shoes
with his warm -up suits, too.
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Hey, Nick, something suddenly came up. I
can't make lunch today.
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Oh, well, no problem. I'll just take a
rain check.
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Good. Hey, why don't you take the rest
of the day off?
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You sure?
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Yeah. Do me a favor.
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Draw the blinds on your way out. Okay.
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I don't care what Nicky says.
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You are cute.
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is about to go down.
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I'm getting rid of my fingerprints.
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Uh -uh, those coppers ain't throwing me
in the slammer. I know what they do to
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pretty girls in prison.
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Please, you'd be safe in a men's prison.
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my mouth shut, then I should be all
right.
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That might work. I saw a guy on The
Sopranos do that, and he got away with
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Good, see? Right. For two days.
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Then they ran him through a meat grinder
and sold him for $3 .95 a pound.
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Try the veal.
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We got veal?
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No, but we got a big ham.
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If you'll excuse me, I have autographs
to sign.
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Look at her.
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This should have been us.
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You know something? Tell me. How does it
feel to be best friends with a wacko?
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Oh, please. You should try being the
daughter of two wackos. See, my
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Look, it works out fine.
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We have this band, Freestyle Unity, and
we don't need no background singers
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because she sings all the ports.
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Lala? Yes, it's Miss Leo, the Jamaican.
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for Missionaire Redeeming Souls Church.
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Where the Reverend Dr.
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Bishop Pastor L .L. Perkins Jr.
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presides.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have souls
to save.
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Girl, have you lost your mind?
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Yes, and isn't it great?
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Who are you?
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I'm Cory from MTV.
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MTV? Is that called for Mob TV?
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Mob? We're here to shoot Kim.
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this thing done. We need him to play
ball with us. You take care of this, and
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you don't take no for an answer. You got
me?
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I'm on it. What about the intern?
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Hey, boss, you want me to take care of
the intern?
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No.
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You busy tomorrow afternoon?
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Who? Me?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I mean, I got so much to do. You know, I
got to go do the laundry and go grocery
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shopping and, um, a wedding.
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Yeah, yeah.
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My big, mean, surly brother's wedding.
You know, the one who's a cop who just
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took a job with the feds.
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Well, uh, after that, I'll swing by and
pick you up.
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I'll take you for a little ride.
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I got a little surprise for you. Thank
you.
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Excuse me, I have things to do.
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We into this. Look, now we have to find
evidence to put these mobsters behind
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bars so me and the professor can go
ahead with our wedding plans.
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I've seen this before on The Sopranos.
It'll probably be a long trial, and
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have to assume new identities.
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Oh, no problem. I got a bunch of them. I
can be a dancer named Shantae.
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Kim. Huh?
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Why don't you go sit in the car, and if
you see anyone coming, flash the
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headlights so we'll know.
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Just get in the damn car.
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Yep, there it is.
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See ya. No!
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Go check it out.
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No, you check it out. You check it out.
Okay, let's both check it out. Okay, on
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three.
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One, two, three. No!
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Open it, you're already there.
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Okay.
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Get back to the headlights, somebody
must be coming.
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must be going for help.
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Guy!
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Come on in.
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Oh, the closet!
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Have a seat.
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Thanks.
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How'd you enjoy dinner?
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Boy, that car mine can sure cook a mean
steak, eh? Yeah, it was delicious.
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Um, Bruno, what's this all about?
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We need your help.
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We want you on our team.
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So you thought I'd sell out for a couple
of steaks?
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That's what we were hoping.
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So what do you think?
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You can't be serious.
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I'll show you how serious we are.
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He's getting a gun.
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Then you better put your hands over your
ears.
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What?
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Miss Parker, what's the matter with you?
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Danny, don't stop that.
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I'm on it, boss.
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I'll go call 911.
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Danny! Yeah, boss, I'll go help him.
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Miss Parker, what do you think you're
doing?
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Is this the body you're referring to?
Those are my legs. My prosthetic legs.
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But they look so real. Get off me!
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Bruno, I'm sorry.
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I think she cracked the rib.
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Allow me to call the police, Bruno.
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The police?
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But I didn't do anything. Oh, let's
start with breaking and entering.
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Slander.
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Assault with a deadly weapon.
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Nikki, I was being fitted for a new leg.
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These are samples.
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But you were trying to get SMC's
business by threatening a professor.
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What? I was trying to get him on our
softball team.
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He's a hell of a pitcher, and we suck.
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But you said you were going to take me
for a ride.
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Yeah, because I had to cancel a lunch.
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I was going to take you out for a nice
dinner and welcome you to the company.
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So that wasn't a gun you was reaching
for?
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Isn't that illegal?
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We're reaching for this.
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We thought this would impress him.
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Well, I hope you're happy, Miss Parker.
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We are going to have so much to laugh
about tomorrow at the water cooler.
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No, we won't.
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Because you're fired.
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But then I won't make the Dean's list.
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Well, you should have thought of that
before.
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And where'd you get such a harebrained
idea?
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I'm gonna kill Andel.
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Can I borrow your bat?
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Andel!
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Was that your car?
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Hey. Hey.
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How's it going, Ms. TV Star? Great.
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Those people at True Life... for
anything.
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I have them wrapped around my finger.
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And you really think you're going to get
away with this? Oh, it's done. We
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finished yesterday.
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As they say, it's a wrap.
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Oh. Why is, uh, Cory on his way over
here?
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Oh, he's probably trying to get some
more footage.
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Who's trying to... Hello,
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my little babushka. Come give me booksy
hug.
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Kim.
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These two men right here are from the
Sleepy Shade Psychiatric Facility.
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00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,460
They're going to make sure that you get
all the help that you need.
252
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:32,760
But, but... Don't even worry about it.
MTV is going to pay for everything.
253
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,680
But I was just pretending.
254
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:36,620
Tell him, Stevie T.
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00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,300
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you speaking as Kim
or as one of those other people?
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Take her away.
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00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,679
No, no, no.
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Stevie T.
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00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,060
Better sedated? Good idea.
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00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,600
Do you want to move?
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00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:51,340
Should we tell him? No.
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