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Hey, baby.
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Hey, Stevie.
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Hey, Stevie.
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So you got a date for the concert
Sunday?
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No, you?
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I'm still sorting through some offers.
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Kim, the last offer you got came with a
free cell phone.
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What about you, Nikki?
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No, I've got plans this weekend.
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Mama's going away this weekend to slap
skins with Kimmy.
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Well, why don't you just announce it to
the world? Okay.
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None of us have dates. Let's just go
together. I mean, why should we have to
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depend on men?
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Because they buy us chicken.
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And dinner.
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Hey!
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Well, I got to run to class. I'll see y
'all later. All right, bye. Bye -bye.
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Well, Mama.
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Yes, ma 'am.
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Man, how will Mama get my cell number?
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Doesn't your Mama pay your phone bill?
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So? She pays my car note, too, but I
don't give her the keys.
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My boy Pookie got me on a VIP list for
this hot new club tonight, but I gotta
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babysit my cousin so my aunt and my mom
can go to Vegas.
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So get someone else to do it.
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Yeah.
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Stevie? Okay, someone else.
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You and kids?
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That would be abuse.
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What about Nikki?
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Uh -uh, she's going away with Kenny to
get busy.
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What about you?
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They didn't invite me.
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I meant, can you babysit?
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Good looking. Ow.
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Bill, my mama.
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All over for her.
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She should be here any minute.
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Good.
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Well, that's a first. He actually wants
to see Nikki.
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Yeah, Kim.
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If I was you, I'd check to see if he was
packing.
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Uh, Miss Parker, um, I was, uh,
wondering if I could have a moment of
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I'm sort of busy with my boyfriend.
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Maybe later.
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Much later.
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I don't think I'm backing down. I'm
just, you know, moving away.
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He just doesn't know when to stop.
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Well, who can blame him? He shouldn't be
so beautiful.
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Thank him for giving us a preview to his
concert.
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Just a little preview to the concert.
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Miss Parker, look, look.
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I know it was a little deceptive, but my
heart was in the right place.
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I just wanted you to know how I felt.
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Sorry, Professor, but I got to leave.
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did i come here for you're cold yeah you
got to be nervous yeah
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besides the booty call that you got from
daddy when is the last time you got
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your groove on and flying solo don't
count it
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hasn't been that long let's see this is
two thousand
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weekend you can get.
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Hello? Nikki, please.
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My Mr. Professor again.
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Tell him I'm not home again.
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Tell her I heard that.
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He said he heard you.
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I said that because he can't have you.
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And Ella's right. You need to move on.
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Yeah. The professor had his chance.
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And Kenny is great.
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Thanks, Puddin'. Now let me get
downstairs before Kenny decides to drive
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And if you need anything, just call me,
okay? All right, bye, baby.
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Hello?
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Hey, Stevie.
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Cute Reggie and fine Omar?
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Tonight?
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No, we're desperate, but I got a baby
sick.
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Yes, I do want to date for Sunday.
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Okay, bring them by around 9 o 'clock.
By that time, I'll have the baby asleep.
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Okay, girl.
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See ya.
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Hey, Kim.
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This is my little cousin, Kevin.
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This is Kevin.
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A pleasure to meet you.
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your cousin was a baby. Oh, he was.
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Once.
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Come on, girl. Help a brother out. It
means really no problem.
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And neither are his cousins.
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Cousins? Come on, y 'all.
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Me and the priestess and little Johnny
Kool -Aid.
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T, you didn't say nothing. Girl, I gotta
bounce. I'll holler.
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Sup, baby?
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Your crib is banging.
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but that was me out there.
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I know what you want.
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You got any 40s?
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I'm not getting you any malt liquor.
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Cheapskate.
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I want another
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Pop -Tart.
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You've already had four.
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But I'm eating for two. What?
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Me and my imaginary f...
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Is your mother here? I have something
important I want to ask her.
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She and Kitty left for the weekend to
get their freak on.
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But she can't. Oh, sure she can. It's
just like riding a bike.
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What about this, then?
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Oh, Professor, it's so saddening. No,
not for you.
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It's for your mother.
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I was going to ask her to marry me.
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Really? Yes.
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Now, where are they so I can stop them?
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They went to the Beverly Hills Hotel.
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Nothing. I know something's wrong.
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You skipped dessert.
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I guess I'm just feeling a little
nervous.
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If you think it's too soon for this,
baby, I can wait.
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It's not that.
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Not really. I mean, you've been great.
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Really great.
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And my head is saying Kenny, but my
heart is
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saying Stanley.
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I'm sorry, Kenny.
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I didn't mean to hurt you.
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You know, I wouldn't trade these past
few weeks for anything.
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I just hope Stanley knows how lucky he
is.
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You know I don't have a problem
reminding him.
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Kenny.
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Hello?
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Okay. All right, all right, all right.
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All right.
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What would make the most impact?
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Okay, I got it.
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I'll jump out of the closet and I'll
just ask her to marry me. Yeah, that's
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That's something they would do on Ally
McBeal.
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be right back.
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I love you. I love you too.
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Parking the car. They'll be up in a
second.
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It's a little rug rat asleep.
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Rug rats.
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Evan Ford.
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He played me. What?
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Don't worry. I got everything under
control.
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Good, because this is our last chance to
get a date for Sunday. And we're going
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to get that.
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Oh, hey.
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How you doing?
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Why don't you guys have a seat?
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What's this?
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Oh, Squish Gummy Bear.
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How about a drink?
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Sure, sure.
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Hey, Kim, this is a nice place you have
here.
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Oh, I like it, but I like to go out,
especially on Sunday nights.
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Oh, yes, Sunday is a great night to go
out.
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Kim, why don't you put on some music?
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Yeah, how about some Brian McKnight?
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Oh, isn't that the same Brian McKnight
who's playing at SMC on Sunday?
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Oh, yeah, that should be a tight
concert.
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Do you ladies have dates?
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Oh, we're still considering our options.
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What options?
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Okay, then, let's toast to a good
evening.
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We had a deal. We don't think you good
for them.
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I'm gonna take care of these monsters.
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out with some psychological profiling,
and I saw them bring you in.
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You know, the criminal mind is
fascinating.
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I guess I don't need to tell you that.
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Yeah, well, the only reason I'm here is
because I embrace your advice and try to
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ask Miss Parker to marry me.
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Well, Stanley, that's wonderful. That's
a major breakthrough. But I still don't
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understand why you're here. Yeah, well,
I, uh, sort of jumped out of the closet
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and asked a half -naked newlywed to
marry me.
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considered shock treatments?
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Look, it was just a big
misunderstanding, but you could tell
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me out of here. I don't think they're
going to want to do that. No, of course
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they will.
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Guard!
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Guard!
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Um, Dr. Berger here can vouch for me, so
if you don't mind, I'd like to leave
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now.
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Dr. Berger?
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Yeah, he's my psychologist.
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Oh, you're nuttier than he is.
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What are you talking about?
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He's a fraud.
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The real Dr. Berger is in Europe. This
guy is a janitor.
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You... You made me believe I was in love
with Nicky Parker.
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I'm good, aren't I?
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Don't worry. Don't worry. I'll get you
out of here.
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I'm also a very good lawyer.
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My card.
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The kid's tied up in our closet.
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I'm babysitting.
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Oh, okay.
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That's when I go on back to sleep, but
no.
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Tony,
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Tony, look.
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I've been looking all over for you.
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on my work anymore. All I do is have
these nasty, dirty, lewd thoughts of
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Really?
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Maybe you should just let them all pour
out.
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Oh, I'm too ashamed to tell you, to tell
anybody.
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My life is just in shambles, which is
why I need to take an extended leave of
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absence. Just affect it immediately.
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Goodbye, Stanley.
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No, no, no, no.
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All the hoops. I must have been crazy to
think that I was in love with you.
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Uh -uh. No backsies. Jump.
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Jump? I can't.
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Just like I'm going to take this ring
back.
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I did put the pep plug in.
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