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Hey, Kim. Hey. How's the roommate search
going? Great.
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Oh, here you go.
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Well, aren't you a cutie?
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Don't be a stranger.
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Call me.
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Hey, what are you two up to?
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Since I moved out, Kim's looking for a
new roomie. Oh, let me see that.
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Roommate wanted.
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Must be tall, dark, handsome, and
single.
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age, height, and weight requirements.
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Oh, that's on the back.
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Girl, this is crazy.
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Now, Kim looks don't pay the rent.
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I'm going to find you somebody with a
fat check in the account.
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As long as it's cute.
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Hey, Kim, what makes you think you're
going to find a good -looking guy who's
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looking for an apartment in Santa Monica
right away?
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Hi, I'm Bradley.
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I'm looking to share an apartment in
Santa Monica right away.
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Really? Mm -hmm.
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Well, if your apartment looks half as
good as you, I'll take it.
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Yeah.
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Kim, what about his references?
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They look good to me.
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See? You the man.
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True, true, true.
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Why am I the man?
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Your plan to make Veronica jealous was
brilliant. My baby's going to be in my
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arms tonight, and I can't wait.
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Slow your roll, doll. That's not the way
to go. Trust me.
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I've been around this love block a few
times, and I've picked up a couple
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along the way. The only thing you picked
up were some questionable rashes.
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That'll be seven bucks.
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That's all right, T.
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Lunch is on me.
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Oh.
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Kim. Kim.
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Don't go anywhere.
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Kim, this is Charles, and he's looking
for a place to live.
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has a few beds.
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I just thought you'd like to know that I
can give you first, last, and a sizable
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security deposit.
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I also have impeccable references.
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I'm clean, polite, a great cook, and I
even put down the toilet seat.
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Sounds like Charles has a lot of things
going for him. He'd be the perfect
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roommate. Good, then you live with him.
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Kim, now you need to think with your
brain, not with your hormones.
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She put it that way. There's really only
one smart choice.
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Miss Parker, what are you doing here?
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Looks like you're expecting me. What's
for dinner?
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Taco Bell.
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Now go run for the border.
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Well, I could come in and do a little
taste test.
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Look, Miss Parker, this is a very
important evening for me, and I don't
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to ruin it.
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Here's a biscuit. Leave.
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Well, you know I'm going to need a
little jelly for my roll.
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I can explain. There's no need, Stanley.
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There isn't?
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Did you get hit upside your head?
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I'm perfectly fine.
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In fact, I've never been better.
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Really? Because you look kind of broke
down.
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Goodbye,
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Miss Parker.
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No, Stanley, wait.
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She might as well hear this, too.
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saw you with that other woman, I
thought, what a terrible mistake I'm
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What other woman?
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You're two -timing me.
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I mean, I was all ready to come back to
you, but when I saw you with her, I knew
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it wasn't meant to be.
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You moved on, and it made it easier for
me to move on.
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Move? I didn't move. Nobody moved.
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Veronica, honey.
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Is everything okay?
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Veronica's fiancé.
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Fiancé?
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Fiancé. Damn, you're really fine.
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You must be Stanley.
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Hey, man, I feel like I owe you.
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If you and Veronica hadn't taken that
break, we might never have met.
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Fallen in love and gotten engaged all in
one week.
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Just one week?
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That's so beautiful.
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Well, we better get going.
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I've got a wedding dress to pick out.
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We'll send you a wedding invitation.
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One measly week!
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They make such a lovely couple, don't
they, Professor?
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all the answers right on my exam, but
you gave me an F. What's up with that?
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Because I don't like you.
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In fact, I hate you.
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The other day you said I was a man.
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What happened? Your stupid idea
backfired.
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Veronica met someone, and now she's
engaged.
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What? Yeah.
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Dang, that's rough.
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Talk it up to life experience.
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Yeah, well, you're the one that said it
would work.
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You listen to him?
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Yeah. I know about Love Morning 19.
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Hey, Professor.
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Oh, you've been looking bad these last
few days.
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Your clothes are...
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All I can think about is get it by
Veronica back.
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I don't care what you do anymore.
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You don't mind if I bring a bottle of
Alizé, a Luther Vandross CD, and a
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massage table?
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doesn't take good phone messages.
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But he does his push -ups in the living
room.
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Hasn't he been eating all your food?
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Yeah, but his arms are so big, I just
want to lick them.
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Kim, has he even paid this month's rent?
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Oh, it's all good, Stevie.
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Once Bradley and I go out, it'll be all
worth it. He asked you out?
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Well, no, not yet, but there's a lot of
sexual tension going on.
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Oh, Kim, good, you're home. Girl, did
you do something different with your
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You look terrific.
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Listen, Kim, there's something I've been
meaning to ask you. Well, ask away.
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Would you... I'd love to. ...do my
laundry?
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Girl, you're a savior. Listen, I got
dirty clothes in my room, the bathroom,
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living room, the kitchen.
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Wait a minute. Kim, you don't even do
your own laundry.
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Beat it, Blocker.
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Hold up, Bradley. Wasn't there something
else you wanted to ask me?
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What was I thinking?
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Don't forget to fluff and fold them.
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Ask the Chinese singing and put on some
music.
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Sure.
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I'll get that.
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Sometimes these twist -off tops can be
kind of tricky.
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Now, I know you're a little upset about
losing Veronica, but if you're going to
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sit here and not appreciate all that I'm
doing for you, then I'm out.
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Fine.
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Let me rephrase that.
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Now, if you need me to stay here through
this difficult time, I will.
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Fine.
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Good. Then I'll be right back. I'll just
go pick up a few things.
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your suitcases? What, in my mama's new
bedroom?
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I
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still
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don't understand how you got the
professor to let you move in. Girl, my
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loves me.
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I love you, Stanley.
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I love you, Veronica.
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He called you Veronica.
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Veronica, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky.
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Wacko, Wacky.
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I still can't believe you gave up the
lease to your apartment.
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Why should we pay two rents? I mean,
after we're married, we'll need the
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money to buy our house.
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Oh, I hope you have enough left over to
buy a straight jacket.
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And, uh, ugly does not look good on you.
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And crazy ain't working too well for
you.
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I want you to help me pick out something
sexy for my date Saturday night.
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Date? Well, I thought we were going to
see Mama, my arms too short to box with
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his woman, because a good man is hard to
find at the beauty shop.
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We were, but then I got a date.
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Oh, okay.
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I'll just take the professor.
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Shouldn't you ask him for me?
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Girl, I don't have to do all that.
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We live together now.
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Don't you feel the tiniest bit guilty
about what you're doing?
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I don't know.
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I'm the best thing that ever happened to
that man.
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This is the way it was meant to be.
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Thank you.
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You know. And now, now what kind of low
-down hussy do you take me for?
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The horny kind.
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Well,
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I would never take advantage of a
professor like that, at least not for
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first week.
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I had a great time. Me too.
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I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
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No, no, remember, you can only call me
on... Wednesday. Why only on Wednesday?
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Because he's got other women calling him
the rest of the week.
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I'm in and I'm out. And I'd hate to miss
your call.
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Excuse me. I'll go powder my nose.
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You going to eat your bean pie?
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Explain it again.
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Hey. Hey, what's up? What party is it?
What party?
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Bradley said he was throwing a bastard
party here tonight.
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didn't mention any bachelor party to me.
Why does that not surprise me? Look,
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Kim, we have to study for our test
tomorrow. And we will. There won't be
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party here tonight.
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Hey, party over here.
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Kim, I hope you don't mind if I have a
few friends over. Not when your friends
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look like this.
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Actually, I was just saying to Kim we
needed a study break.
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I hope y 'all got a tight strip.
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Let's just say you better buckle your
seat belt. Bring it on, bring it on.
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I don't know if you two want to stick
around. It might get a little wild.
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Ooh, wild is my middle name.
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I thought you said Allison was your
middle name.
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Ooh, it's the stripper.
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Everybody get ready.
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All right, baby, I got front row.
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Hey, man, get up. That's my seat.
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Strippers get guys all worked up.
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So I hear.
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late with the rent this month. True, but
you didn't tell me you were a sloppy,
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sleazy user who was never going to give
me any play.
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Am I really that sloppy?
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You tricked me, Bradley.
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Hey, don't ask, don't tell.
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Come on, you guys. The party's moving.
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T, you coming?
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Y 'all go ahead.
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I'll catch up.
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I gotta go to the ATM and get some
singles.
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that he acquired as a church mouse and
enjoyed his second act.
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Stephen. Valerie.
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Trust me, you don't want none of him.
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It's not easy for me to say this.
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I heard that before.
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But I was wrong.
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I shouldn't have called you Thursday
when Tuesday was my day.
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Just like a woman taking advantage of a
good, decent man who's done nothing but
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treat her with respect and love.
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Now, you're embarrassing me.
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Why should I?
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Because I love you.
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You don't know nothing about love.
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Then why did you call me on Thursday?
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Because I needed you, baby.
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Baby, baby. Don't you baby me. I gave
you the best two years of my life. And
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what do you do? You toss my heart aside
like a dirty gym sock.
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Say what?
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Can we talk about this at home?
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Who's home?
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Our home.
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We've been living in sin for three days
now.
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I had sex with you?
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No.
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That was going to happen next week.
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Now look, I was there for you. I picked
up the pieces and helped you get over
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Veronica.
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You did that for me?
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house now but i've given you the best
three days of my life well i hope you
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enjoyed them because
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Actually, we got into a huge fight and
he moved out.
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Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
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I'll be okay.
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So,
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you don't have a roommate?
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Yes, ma 'am.
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Well, you do now.
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Come on, help Mommy get the lazy boy.
Come on.
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if you guys know my line.
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I can't believe you gave up the lease on
your apartment.
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